Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 3rd, 2020

deemadigan Imagine being leader of a political party yet still being so unmemorable that even the @couriermail doesn’t realise..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WW

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fesshole I know a local couple that have cheated on each other…. with me. Tinder and Grindr. I had no idea until I saw the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZK

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fesshole I’ve had 4 girlfriends in 12 years. Their names were: Catherine, Kathryn, Katherine and Cathryn.

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fesshole I’m 34. When I met my boyfriend I’d slept with only 2 other men. He’d slept with 40 women. I told him I resented no..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dZ

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fesshole I once woke up to find our new kitten sucking the end of my cock. My wife was sleeping in the spare room at the tim..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FX

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fesshole At the beginning of the year, I lost my job and couldn’t pay the rent for my room so I let a housemate fuck me once..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7h

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Histreepix In lieu of Big Ben ringing in Brexit, specially commissioned anti-EU swearwords will be projected onto the White Cl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0I

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botandy I’ve seen bigger pic.twitter.com/xrknxiNuU7

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KirstyLNeedham Chinese students barred from entering Australia to continue university point out flaw in Australian suggestion they..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AI

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@R_Chirgwin I’ve done rather a lot of that sort of thing just recently. Unless you mean using his recordings?

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@ben_hr @K_Sheldrick It’s possible. I’ll take this as a question on notice because now I want to know too.

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vanOnselenP Nationals MP to me: “if McCormack is prepared to let the PM throw Bridget under a bus for something his office was..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EM

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snurb_dot_info Why don’t we introduce legislation that requires _all_ political parties to spill their leadership on the first sit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nX

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Losing Matt Canavan from cabinet is a bit of a blow eh.

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@drearyclocks Yeah but the public are fuckheads.

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@kels_316 @GordyPls At a first dotcom boom startup I was at, with cubicles, the production manager made little red..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6E

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@kels_316 @GordyPls And it’s only for a couple of days.

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@kels_316 @GordyPls The closest I’ve got to that environment is in a media work room at a conference or the like, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oU

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@drearyclocks Are you part of this Fifth Column, David?

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@K_Sheldrick @ben_hr I haven’t seen anything outside academic papers and some experimental demos. Certainly no one..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u8

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jendudley @sprocket___ @stilgherrian Learmonth. I misspoke. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAAF_Base…

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@kels_316 @GordyPls Even in the dystopia of “Brazil” they had cubicle-like things and even offices. pic.twitter.com/4jElyVGfsA

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naagovau Freedom like never before … a portable phone! This Telecom ad from 1987 proclaims the convenience of its Attache motwitter.com/i/web/status/1…CsCW

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BWorthington_ Matt Canavan says he has referred the membership to the Prime Minister. He says it’s hypothetical to comment on if..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Da

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BWorthington_ Matt Canavan says he also has an undisclosed membership to the North Queensland Cowboys, which he was unaware of un..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yc

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In today’s @crikey_news, Stephen Brook (@ViscountBrooky) described @David_Speers as a “hot daddy”…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jm

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@dobes @purserj @ashabeeeee ‘[Waldo] likes to whistle the Andy Griffith theme song. A Lot. And Obviously that’s coo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jf

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Swampies are idiots. And they smell. twitter.com/brettcarter62/…

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@steve_evil @Barnaby_Joyce Yeah joined-up thinking isn’t exactly Barnaby’s strong point.

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@swearyanthony There won’t have been time for a document or communication to have been generated though.

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Yes, Melbourne, I will definitely be there 17–25 Feb for APRICOT / APNIC49 and subsequent activities TBA2020.apricot.netM1

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The tweet in question has been deleted so I’m going to put it here for posterity. pic.twitter.com/fZ1Erm3II6

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AmyRemeikis It’s a joke people. Calm down. twitter.com/crowedm/status…

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@jonkudelka Are you sure this isn’t all a bit too much on? It is rather a lot of on.

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smolrobots 583) Mondaybot. If you’re feeling a bit glum on a Monday morning, Mondaybot will drop by to keep you company and ju..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ak

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@PollHereford Oh right. I’d never heard of them before.

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Pollytics @jonkudelka Mathias has taken off his socks and undone his fly this time.

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jonkudelka Even if it’s true that Dutton thinks he has the numbers he still probably doesn’t have the numbers.

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SuperCroup But I revised it. Morrison is getting rolled next week.

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SuperCroup This was my prediction in 2016. twitter.com/SuperCroup/sta…

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GMegalogenis @murpharoo Election now!

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@munin Yeah there’s a lot of problems with this whole concept.

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There are political journalists saying they’ve been told (by whom?) that Peter Dutton has the numbers. It’s even mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2U

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The Twinkling Topiary Christmas Bear, marked down from $499.95 to $299.95. hammacher.com/product/twinkl… It’s what Jesus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bf

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The Gentleman Golfer’s Side Table (grass sold separately). hammacher.com/product/gentle… Just $599.95. pic.twitter.com/dFTREShjSt

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genderoftheday The gender of the day is a tired basilisk in a 1990s mall.

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A practical hippo. “The Handcrafted Hippopotamine Sofa”, only $95,000. hammacher.com/product/handcr… It’s life-sized! pic.twitter.com/FGrFM3COTh

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PPantsdown Look, with all the leadership positions up for grabs - thanks for your thoughts, but I lack the QAnon connections to take over the Liberals.

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OzKitsch In 1919, the Kodak Company built an “inhalatorium” in Melbourne to help its employees ward off the Spanish flu. Wor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…41

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7NewsBrisbane Floodwaters have caused a seven-foot timber crocodile to wash up onto a road at Currumbin. 7news.link/365E2Sn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iq

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LeenaVanD look i’m not casting aspersions on Clive Palmer’s nephew’s character or anything but let’s just say ladies, don’t g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A5

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chaser BREAKING: Plans underway for Crown Casino on Christmas Island after recent influx of Chinese nationals chaser.com.au/national/plans…

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@dobes @trentyarwood If Trent objects to this when it’s yet another sign he’s not a proper doctor.

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dobes I gotta get me a doctor like this.

Know anyone @trentyarwood twitter.com/OzKitsch/statu…

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@juhasaarinen @dobes I’m happy to accept that as an automangle.

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Scamwatch_gov Scammers are sending texts claiming you have a tax refund with a link to a fake version of the MyGov website. The A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mq

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup @interchris This stuff is state-by-state, but here are the restrictions in VIC. bdm.vic.gov.au/births/naming-…

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@expectproblems So, the BOMBER callsigns generally have a BIRDDOG with them. The helicopters operate more independe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nt

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@expectproblems Some of us have learned way too much about how these firefighting operations are structured.

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@expectproblems Lead plane for a much larger water bomber. Essentially acts as a spotter and pathfinder…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KQ

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dobes Siri, show me a pot that really hates being black. pic.twitter.com/TwQXxuICNS

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NathanaelB It’s getting lively up there on the ridge near Smokers Gap 🔥 pic.twitter.com/c2QvBwAuhG

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@expectproblems ELISSA! (Actually since it’s running a BIRDDOG mission it probably is encountering a lot of hot air.)

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Thank God it’s Friday.

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@joshgnosis @TimWattsMP It’s always after midnight somewhere. It’s the same as the rule about Cocktail Hour.

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joshgnosis A lot to unpack in this. Least of all that he got both the David Speers and Sky News accounts wrong. twitter.com/chrissmithonai…

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@DDsD @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Makes sense. I mean, I guess it’d be handy to know what’s near your new airport.

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@BlogsofWar @rohan_p @dobes @Adrian_Young @NewtonMark Sorry, @BlogsofWar, my colleagues are insane. Not me, obviously.

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For some reason this Cessna Citation VH-RMB callsign BIRDDOG 123 is showing up as a balloon on OpenADSB. pic.twitter.com/8Uh1mX9JdV

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Handy List: Call signs – Special Task Operations. These are the callsigns aircraft use when operating in aerial firtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…AHJ3

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@BlogsofWar @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark The @NSWRFS helicopters have good imaging systems, and the infrared scans a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oX

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@BlogsofWar @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Yea, though that mapping run will be for real estate purposes in Sydney’s rapidly growing suburbs.

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@Adrian_Young @BlogsofWar @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Heh. It’s all good, I’m just stirring, though I am personally..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ee

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@BlogsofWar @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark I know it’s these guys, and apparently they’re doing very well indeed. spatialsource.com.au/company-indust…

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@BlogsofWar @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark I know. :) I’m just on a conspiracy kick, because as you may have heard Aus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fM

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@zerogeewhiz @erstkate @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark WHAT ARE THEY DUMPING OVER SYDNEY’S OUTER WESTERN SUBURBS?

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@dobes @rohan_p So this Q sexual health stuff. Is this “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Q are from Arcturus”?

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Hey @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark check this suspicious activity happening RIGHT NOW. And this aircraft is owned VH-Y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D5

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@theharryshearer I’m liking the international flavour. :)

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@TiktaalikD There’s quite a few Instant Experts in orbital mechanics there. It brings me pleasure.

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@rohan_p @arielbogle @dobes Having spent all of Saturday down related rabbit-holes I can confirm that everything in these tweets is true.

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@rohan_p @dobes I guess sex trafficking is easier when you have lots of cars. I also like this bit of science. pic.twitter.com/qhDeAOArYP

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By the way, if you search for Barnaby Joyce on Google Images these are some of the refinements offered to you. pic.twitter.com/oYLPfur4CT

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@jeamland s/conference organiser/Slack/

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@marcuskelson That one would be a good one. AAT or Federal Court can order documents to be produced, far more quick..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x7

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Fair point. OK, perhaps run it past the Federal Court. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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This would be a great way to get yourself banned from ever being a company director, if not hit with a criminal prosecution for fraud

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This approach to auditing is bold. In the business context, it’d be dismissing the work of the external auditors an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qb

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Tavurvur In 1913 Germany and England planned an expedition to survey New Guinea by Zeppelin. The expedition was to have a jo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F5

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@beejeebus You mean in the hand, obviously.

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@jeamland Look, I’m having a bad day. Stop picking on me.

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@TonyThefathippy Have you thought about getting a goat, though?

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I think we should all pause for a moment to imagine Barnaby Joyce masturbating. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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MatthewBevan Definition of “ancient history”

Historians: Things which are recorded to have happened before the fall of the Roma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mo

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thewireradio Coming up on today’s series return of The Wire:
We talk to David Shoebridge about the resignation of Richard Di Na..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5Z

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BOM_NSW NSW in January 2020: significant weather of extreme heat, severe storms, smoke and dust. Rainfall was above average..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wF

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NickMcKim I can confirm I will not be contesting the Leadership. Adam is the right person to lead us. twitter.com/adambandt/stat…

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NewtonMark Out of shot, his other hand is jacking off a real one. twitter.com/pleasedontatme…

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@morebento So you’re suggesting some sort of loudspeaker “rollout”?

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@morebento Hahaha why do you hate Adelaide?

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@DavidRDHeath @SnarkyPlatypus You could always click through to the article to find out. :)

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@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidRDHeath There’s more countries listed in this chart but it’s hard to read on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/ulD6bPKByM

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“International students in Australia: Top 15 countries and regions sending students to Australia in 2018”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xD

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@dekrazee1 Depends how many times it’s been stabbed.

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“International student market faces $8 billion hit from coronavirus travel ban” smh.com.au/national/inter…

Not impres..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ki

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There are yellow-tailed black jerkbirds being jerks nearby but I can’t be arsed going over to watch them.

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Would watch. Especially if the murders were as frequent. twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

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parisba OH in a Kings Cross cafe: “I want sausages and egg, but not gross sausages, just slightly gross sausages, you know?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yd

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WarrenIsDead An incredible storage solution pic.twitter.com/tyZAj47ynv

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anafabregagood Not a day goes by that I don’t think about they/them pigeon. pic.twitter.com/kaMoL1xQ3D

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oh I think both the Liberal Party and the Nationals will be busy enough. As are the Greens now. ;)

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Meanwhile in NSW, “NSW Parliament to devote week to bushfire condolences” smh.com.au/politics/nsw/n…

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I’m hoping that Labor and the other parties use the day to deliver some serious blows on the government, rather tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zv

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A cunning plan to reduce the possibility of real Parliamentary business by a week and allowing more time for counting numbers, I guess.

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This is tomorrow: “The first day of Federal Parliament for 2020 will be devoted to mourning those who died during t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…om

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JoshButler if you’re keeping score - in politics leadership news this week (it’s Monday 11am), we’ve got a Nationals spill bre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bs

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@SnarkyPlatypus @upulie They’re going to parachute in Nick Xenophon.

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@jonkudelka It’s a week when too much on is barely enough.

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CanberraCamper Breaking: Richard Di Natale has resigned as Greens leader @smh @theage

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StevenJCrowley Performance artist generates virtual traffic jams in Google Maps by pulling a wagon full of smartphones..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p1

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Now playing: Celeste, “Stop This Flame” youtube.com/watch?v=BGmI8I… Because @theharryshearer played it and I’d forgotten how good it is.

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Starting Monday as usual by listening to @theharryshearer’s “Le Show”. Sorry, @7ampodcast, on Mondays you drop to second place.

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TheOnion ‘I’m Just Here For The Commercials,’ Jokes Man At Super Bowl Party Too Embarrassed To Admit He Desperate For Any Hu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0h

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Don’t forget, if you really want to destroy your brain you should listen to all three hours of that stupid conspira..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mi

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, slow start edition: Slow start; administrivia; prepare myself for the return of Parliament tomorrow; pond..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fz

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overdesigned When you’re an inflight safety pamphlet designer who definitely knows what babies look like pic.twitter.com/4c2O9KkABI

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jonkudelka Standards are much more fun when they’re happening to other people.

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jonkudelka This is the fun bit where Scott has said Bridget quit due to standards and now everyone else has to quit too.

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Now playing: EMF, “Unbelievable” youtube.com/watch?v=sfCLt0…

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@franksting There was a LOT of the “OMFG 5G is dangerous!” woo but I had audio from a different provider of EMF shielding.

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Bangkok is copying Sydney again I see. twitter.com/BangkokAQI/sta…

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I seem to be having a slow start today and I am happy with that.

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Monday. Bubbling orchids. Flickering eyelids. Remarkably turgid. Plop. Monday.

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