Sulking.
RT @deemadigan: Imagine being leader of a political party yet still being so unmemorable that even the @couriermail doesn’t realise that’s…
roweafr keep your hat on @FinancialReview #SportsRort #BarnabyJoyce #dinatale pic.twitter.com/T6u08qM4TY
RT @fesshole: I know a local couple that have cheated on each other…. with me. Tinder and Grindr. I had no idea until I saw them together…
fesshole I’ve had 4 girlfriends in 12 years. Their names were: Catherine, Kathryn, Katherine and Cathryn.
RT @fesshole: I’m 34. When I met my boyfriend I’d slept with only 2 other men. He’d slept with 40 women. I told him I resented not having h…
RT @fesshole: I once woke up to find our new kitten sucking the end of my cock. My wife was sleeping in the spare room at the time as she n…
RT @fesshole: At the beginning of the year, I lost my job and couldn’t pay the rent for my room so I let a housemate fuck me once a week in…
RT @Histreepix: In lieu of Big Ben ringing in Brexit, specially commissioned anti-EU swearwords will be projected onto the White Cliffs of…
botandy I’ve seen bigger pic.twitter.com/xrknxiNuU7
RT @KirstyLNeedham: Chinese students barred from entering Australia to continue university point out flaw in Australian suggestion they cou…
@mattrubinstein @NewtonMark That’s pretty fucked up.
@R_Chirgwin I’ve done rather a lot of that sort of thing just recently. Unless you mean using his recordings?
@ben_hr @K_Sheldrick It’s possible. I’ll take this as a question on notice because now I want to know too.
@ABillionSuns Who?
RT @vanOnselenP: Nationals MP to me: “if McCormack is prepared to let the PM throw Bridget under a bus for something his office was part of…
RT @snurb_dot_info: Why don’t we introduce legislation that requires _all_ political parties to spill their leadership on the first sitting…
Losing Matt Canavan from cabinet is a bit of a blow eh.
Excellent cover on @THEMONTHLY. pic.twitter.com/6mEZSyoeXK
@SnarkyPlatypus Wonderful. pic.twitter.com/ZZ0xHlMAeD
@swearyanthony @kels_316 @GordyPls Clusters are better than rows, yes.
@drearyclocks Yeah but the public are fuckheads.
@kels_316 @GordyPls At a first dotcom boom startup I was at, with cubicles, the production manager made little red… https://t.co/EOOSjZum6E
@kels_316 @GordyPls The closest I’ve got to that environment is in a media work room at a conference or the like, b… https://t.co/JRWhvimgoU
@drearyclocks Are you part of this Fifth Column, David?
@K_Sheldrick @ben_hr I haven’t seen anything outside academic papers and some experimental demos. Certainly no one… https://t.co/AgZRYu5Zu8
RT @jendudley: @sprocket___ @stilgherrian Learmonth. I misspoke. https://t.co/547b3o2weJ
@kels_316 @GordyPls Even in the dystopia of “Brazil†they had cubicle-like things and even officpic.twitter.com/4jElyVGfsAGfsA
@manindotblack @naagovau I don’t. :)
RT @naagovau: Freedom like never before … a portable phone! This Telecom ad from 1987 proclaims the convenience of its Attache model — how…
RT @BWorthington_: Matt Canavan says he has referred the membership to the Prime Minister. He says it’s hypothetical to comment on if he wi…
RT @BWorthington_: Matt Canavan says he also has an undisclosed membership to the North Queensland Cowboys, which he was unaware of until r…
@SnarkyPlatypus Not here for a little while yet. pic.twitter.com/pihblxrRsx
In today’s @crikey_news, Stephen Brook (@ViscountBrooky) described @David_Speers as a “hot daddyâ€.… https://t.co/A8d6SdRlJm
Well done, everybody. pic.twitter.com/DDY4ZHA6gh
@dobes @purserj @ashabeeeee ‘[Waldo] likes to whistle the Andy Griffith theme song. A Lot. And Obviously that’s coo… https://t.co/69hdFkpYjf
@bobbieskates It’s all a fraud.
Attn: @dobes @purserj @ashabeeeee. https://t.co/iujmADD3sG
Swampies are idiots. And they smell. https://t.co/OGUCtDNEEv
@steve_evil @Barnaby_Joyce Yeah joined-up thinking isn’t exactly Barnaby’s strong point.
@swearyanthony There won’t have been time for a document or communication to have been generated though.
Yes, Melbourne, I will definitely be there 17—25 Feb for APRICOT / APNIC49 and subsequent activities TBA2020.apricot.netM1
I would so like to have been there. https://t.co/MYqWPpa7qg
The tweet in question has been deleted so I’m going to put it here for posteritypic.twitter.com/fZ1Erm3II6I6
@jonkudelka Stand done, everyone. It was a wee joke-ette. https://t.co/EYuyyb90Sy
Right. https://t.co/EYuyyb90Sy
RT @AmyRemeikis: It’s a joke people. Calm down. https://t.co/GUk8JzpFjm
@jonkudelka Are you sure this isn’t all a bit too much on? It is rather a lot of on.
Meanwhile… https://t.co/nbqG8wpVQL
@mark_r_asser @paulwiggins Um, yeah.
RT @smolrobots: 583) Mondaybot. If you’re feeling a bit glum on a Monday morning, Mondaybot will drop by to keep you company and just gener…
@ignoringorders @jonkudelka Yeah I’m sure that works.
@PollHereford Oh right. I’d never heard of them before.
@PollHereford Wait, where was this?
Pollytics @jonkudelka Mathias has taken off his socks and undone his fly this time.
jonkudelka Even if it’s true that Dutton thinks he has the numbers he still probably doesn’t have the numbers.
RT @SuperCroup: But I revised it. Morrison is getting rolled next week.
https://t.co/fmwcoiDHol
RT @SuperCroup: This was my prediction in 2016. https://t.co/XAmjyzmiVJ
GMegalogenis @murpharoo Election now!
@munin Yeah there’s a lot of problems with this whole concept.
There are political journalists saying they’ve been told (by whom?) that Peter Dutton has the numbers. It’s even mo… https://t.co/3iAHctLe2U
The Twinkling Topiary Christmas Bear, marked down from $499.95 to $299.95. https://t.co/AL8ljtPt8l It’s what Jesus… https://t.co/lhSWaRvxBf
The Tranquility Pod. https://t.co/FwdwCut48K $30,000, possibly for @SnarkyPlatypus. https://t.co/KxShibpeb3
The Grass Mat For The Gentleman Golfer’s Side Table. https://t.co/JpWVJcN5oS $49.95. https://t.co/dS7pXwzqS8
The Gentleman Golfer’s Side Table (grass sold separately). https://t.co/KD7Md5w3UC Just $599.95. https://t.co/dFTREShjSt
The Gentleman Golfer’s Side Table (grass sold separately). https://t.co/KD7Md5NEMa https://t.co/f92UJfk7Y3
The Mug Pedestal. https://t.co/LT7lRsjdn1 https://t.co/AOChsAs9vT
genderoftheday The gender of the day is a tired basilisk in a 1990s mall.
A practical hippo. “The Handcrafted Hippopotamine Sofaâ€, only $95,000. https://t.co/2MIgGGrDGb It’s life-sized! https://t.co/FGrFM3COTh
@trentyarwood @dobes Excellent.
PPantsdown Look, with all the leadership positions up for grabs - thanks for your thoughts, but I lack the QAnon connections to take over the Liberals.
RT @OzKitsch: In 1919, the Kodak Company built an “inhalatorium†in Melbourne to help its employees ward off the Spanish flu. Workers place…
RT @7NewsBrisbane: Floodwaters have caused a seven-foot timber crocodile to wash up onto a road at Currumbin. https://t.co/FwWj0nsz5K #qldw…
RT @LeenaVanD: look i’m not casting aspersions on Clive Palmer’s nephew’s character or anything but let’s just say ladies, don’t go near an…
@trentyarwood @dobes Here’s another one. https://t.co/7ltLeJANdZ
@trentyarwood @dobes It must’ve been deleted and re-posted. https://t.co/mtZrUTatI0
RT @chaser: BREAKING: Plans underway for Crown Casino on Christmas Island after recent influx of Chinese nationals https://t.co/kaPb3fgaM6
@dobes @trentyarwood If Trent objects to this when it’s yet another sign he’s not a proper doctor.
RT @dobes: I gotta get me a doctor like this.
Know anyone @trentyarwood https://t.co/CgDlWO9fIQ
@juhasaarinen @dobes I’m happy to accept that as an automangle.
@KrazyKarl910 @SnarkyPlatypus @staticsan @SuperCroup @interchris Florida too, I think.
@SnarkyPlatypus @staticsan @SuperCroup @interchris Also, Wodonga births! https://t.co/CabPII9xPy https://t.co/HlSzzMlbA5
RT @Scamwatch_gov: Scammers are sending texts claiming you have a tax refund with a link to a fake version of the MyGov website. The ATO wi…
@SnarkyPlatypus @staticsan @SuperCroup @interchris Also, “Top 100 baby names for NSW, from the fifties up to 2018.†https://t.co/4KznpNii6O
@SnarkyPlatypus What about Afrika Bambaataa? https://t.co/1RWNHWPmOa
@SnarkyPlatypus @staticsan @SuperCroup @interchris Now I want to know which US states have been used (Indiana has b… https://t.co/FQRE6JMYBX
@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup @interchris This stuff is state-by-state, but here are the restrictions in VIC. https://t.co/Owm1DbEw0M
@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus I’m looping @lexiconvalley @JohnHMcWhorter into this thread because it sounds like a ve… https://t.co/mnyMRrdzHY
@expectproblems So, the BOMBER callsigns generally have a BIRDDOG with them. The helicopters operate more independe… https://t.co/W3b5ll6ONt
@pquodling @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark This is normal, yes.
@expectproblems Some of us have learned way too much about how these firefighting operations are structured.
@expectproblems Lead plane for a much larger water bomber. Essentially acts as a spotter and pathfinder.… https://t.co/5GWvAU3PKQ
dobes Siri, show me a pot that really hates being black. pic.twitter.com/TwQXxuICNS
RT @NathanaelB: It’s getting lively up there on the ridge near Smokers Gap 🔥 https://t.co/c2QvBwAuhG
@expectproblems ELISSA! (Actually since it’s running a BIRDDOG mission it probably is encountering a lot of hot air.)
Thank God it’s Friday.
@joshgnosis @TimWattsMP It’s always after midnight somewhere. It’s the same as the rule about Cocktail Hour.
RT @joshgnosis: A lot to unpack in this. Least of all that he got both the David Speers and Sky News accounts wrong. https://t.co/HIqMcSgVTD
@DDsD @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Makes sense. I mean, I guess it’d be handy to know what’s near your new airport.
@BlogsofWar @rohan_p @dobes @Adrian_Young @NewtonMark Sorry, @BlogsofWar, my colleagues are insane. Not me, obviously.
For some reason this Cessna Citation VH-RMB callsign BIRDDOG 123 is showing up as a balloon on OpenADSB. pic.twitter.com/8Uh1mX9JdV
Handy List: Call signs — Special Task Operations. These are the callsigns aircraft use when operating in aerial fir… https://t.co/GE3FndAHJ3
@BlogsofWar @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark The @NSWRFS helicopters have good imaging systems, and the infrared scans a… https://t.co/QmwZavzcoX
@BlogsofWar @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Yea, though that mapping run will be for real estate purposes in Sydney’s rapidly growing suburbs.
@Adrian_Young @BlogsofWar @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Heh. It’s all good, I’m just stirring, though I am personally… https://t.co/OLLDOKzyEe
@BlogsofWar @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark I know it’s these guys, and apparently they’re doing very well indeed. https://t.co/2nqgK8oCO3
@JoeLefoe @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @googlemaps This is, indirectly, a @swearyanthony question.
@BlogsofWar @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark I know. :) I’m just on a conspiracy kick, because as you may have heard Aus… https://t.co/AIF961QlfM
@zerogeewhiz @erstkate @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark WHAT ARE THEY DUMPING OVER SYDNEY’S OUTER WESTERN SUBURBS?
@dobes @rohan_p So this Q sexual health stuff. Is this “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Q are from Arcturus�
Hey @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark check this suspicious activity happening RIGHT NOW. And this aircraft is owned VH-Y… https://t.co/iMhm7rhoD5
Testing, testingâ€pic.twitter.com/406tgdNammmm
@theharryshearer I’m liking the international flavour. :)
@TiktaalikD There’s quite a few Instant Experts in orbital mechanics there. It brings me pleasure.
@rohan_p @arielbogle @dobes Having spent all of Saturday down related rabbit-holes I can confirm that everything in these tweets is true.
@rohan_p @dobes I guess sex trafficking is easier when you have lots of cars. I also like this bit of science. pic.twitter.com/qhDeAOArYP
By the way, if you search for Barnaby Joyce on Google Images these are some of the refinements offered to you. pic.twitter.com/oYLPfur4CT
@jeamland I don’t use Slack.
@KrazyKarl910 Yes, what am I even thinking?
@jeamland Arf!
@jeamland s/conference organiser/Slack/
@marcuskelson That one would be a good one. AAT or Federal Court can order documents to be produced, far more quick… https://t.co/XZX3BTBWx7
Fair point. OK, perhaps run it past the Federal Court. https://t.co/8kzwUypvZJ
This would be a great way to get yourself banned from ever being a company director, if not hit with a criminal prosecution for fraud
This approach to auditing is bold. In the business context, it’d be dismissing the work of the external auditors an… https://t.co/AmIiF79Hqb
RT @Tavurvur: In 1913 Germany and England planned an expedition to survey New Guinea by Zeppelin. The expedition was to have a joint crew w…
@kevthecamel @GordyPls Gotta start somewhere.
@beejeebus You mean in the hand, obviously.
@jeamland Look, I’m having a bad day. Stop picking on me.
@TonyThefathippy Have you thought about getting a goat, though?
In case any if you need a visual aid. https://t.co/VBc9EGkqjp https://t.co/PkBTMEGtIr
I think we should all pause for a moment to imagine Barnaby Joyce masturbating. https://t.co/lepWU5rkZS
RT @MatthewBevan: Definition of “ancient history”
Historians: Things which are recorded to have happened before the fall of the Roman empi…
RT @thewireradio: Coming up on today’s series return of The Wire:
We talk to David Shoebridge about the resignation of Richard Di Natale,…
RT @BOM_NSW: NSW in January 2020: significant weather of extreme heat, severe storms, smoke and dust. Rainfall was above average in the nor…
RT @NickMcKim: I can confirm I will not be contesting the Leadership. Adam is the right person to lead us. https://t.co/SurPyNrg95
RT @NewtonMark: Out of shot, his other hand is jacking off a real one. https://t.co/es0QdQhcv8
@pocketcasts It is, thank you. :)
@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidRDHeath Is this about who can afford it?
@morebento So you’re suggesting some sort of loudspeaker “rollout�
@morebento Hahaha why do you hate Adelaide?
@DavidRDHeath @SnarkyPlatypus You could always click through to the article to find out. :)
@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidRDHeath Some more numbers, but slightly old. pic.twitter.com/baZ1uThU38
@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidRDHeath There’s more countries listed in this chart but it’s hard to read on Twittpic.twitter.com/ulD6bPKByMKByM
“International students in Australia: Top 15 countries and regions sending students to Australia in 2018â€â€¦ https://t.co/M8ye4Gl1xD
@dekrazee1 I guess so.
@dekrazee1 Depends how many times it’s been stabbed.
“International student market faces $8 billion hit from coronavirus travel ban†https://t.co/FKwe4Z5iA1
Not impres… https://t.co/QWAZwOq4Ki
There are yellow-tailed black jerkbirds being jerks nearby but I can’t be arsed going over to watch them.
@theharryshearer @7ampodcast OK, @7ampodcast time, “The prime minister and the dung beetlepca.st/czfupfd6UIgk
@aspientiae @CanberraCamper @smh @theage A man’s gotta have a hobby.
Would watch. Especially if the murders were as frequent. https://t.co/XB65woq5WM
RT @parisba: OH in a Kings Cross cafe: “I want sausages and egg, but not gross sausages, just slightly gross sausages, you know? Mildly dis…
WarrenIsDead An incredible storage solution pic.twitter.com/tyZAj47ynv
RT @anafabregagood: Not a day goes by that I don’t think about they/them pigeon. https://t.co/kaMoL1xQ3D
@SnarkyPlatypus Oh I think both the Liberal Party and the Nationals will be busy enough. As are the Greens now. ;)
Meanwhile in NSW, “NSW Parliament to devote week to bushfire condolences†https://t.co/jV3Iw5TqCL
I’m hoping that Labor and the other parties use the day to deliver some serious blows on the government, rather tha… https://t.co/pMri9WSNZv
A cunning plan to reduce the possibility of real Parliamentary business by a week and allowing more time for counting numbers, I guess.
This is tomorrow: “The first day of Federal Parliament for 2020 will be devoted to mourning those who died during t… https://t.co/VsljPEGSom
RT @JoshButler: if you’re keeping score - in politics leadership news this week (it’s Monday 11am), we’ve got a Nationals spill brewing, Ka…
@purserj @SnarkyPlatypus @upulie And Huawei Australia.
@SnarkyPlatypus @upulie They’re going to parachute in Nick Xenophon.
@jonkudelka It’s a week when too much on is barely enough.
CanberraCamper Breaking: Richard Di Natale has resigned as Greens leader @smh @theage
RT @StevenJCrowley: Performance artist generates virtual traffic jams in Google Maps by pulling a wagon full of smartphones
https://t.co/Z…
Now playing: Celeste, “Stop This Flame†https://t.co/3ZghXNdLwm Because @theharryshearer played it and I’d forgotten how good it is.
Starting Monday as usual by listening to @theharryshearer’s “Le Showâ€. S@7ampodcastodcast, on Mondays you drop to second place.
RT @TheOnion: ‘I’m Just Here For The Commercials,’ Jokes Man At Super Bowl Party Too Embarrassed To Admit He Desperate For Any Human Compan…
@NewtonMark This too is an excellent Modest Proposal. https://t.co/VUTUECBX7U
Oh I like this idea, @NewtonMark. https://t.co/BfQxf8N87L
Don’t forget, if you really want to destroy your brain you should listen to all three hours of that stupid conspira… https://t.co/Jup7Sz6kmi
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap. https://t.co/YZMdAxzBDZ
Mon plan, slow start edition: Slow start; administrivia; prepare myself for the return of Parliament tomorrow; pond… https://t.co/3DzrMpY5Fz
overdesigned When you’re an inflight safety pamphlet designer who definitely knows what babies look like pic.twitter.com/4c2O9KkABI
@sleepingdingo @marcuskelson Beautiful. :)
jonkudelka Standards are much more fun when they’re happening to other people.
jonkudelka This is the fun bit where Scott has said Bridget quit due to standards and now everyone else has to quit too.
Now playing: EMF, “Unbelievable†https://t.co/hGu4a1o3Qg
@franksting There was a LOT of the “OMFG 5G is dangerous!†woo but I had audio from a different provider of EMF shielding.
@marcuskelson Enjoy!
Bangkok is copying Sydney again I see. https://t.co/OZtNlOyMzH
I seem to be having a slow start today and I am happy with that.
Lovely. pic.twitter.com/CmftmGJC5d
Monday. Bubbling orchids. Flickering eyelids. Remarkably turgid. Plop. Monday.