Gorn.
@McThingface @NewtonMark @ladystardust64 @jonkudelka Labor didn’t waste oxygen on it. No debate. I posted the whole..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tL
@NathanaelB @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @glengyron Pretty much, yes.
@jonkudelka @NewtonMark It ended up being Eric’s pledge, but yes. Text and vote in images 2 and 3. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
I just put two bananas inside me without even having a drink first.
TheNehad Shot/Chaser.
Some of the best from @PaulineHansonOz. pic.twitter.com/VG5TJz75pU
@JonathanPieNews So this is different. This is a 15-minute documentary that is clearly the beginning of… somethin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tj
New @JonathanPieNews: ” Jonathan Pie’s HARD BREXIT” youtube.com/watch?v=Lvm3xe…
@robcorr So, wasting everyone’s time with more debating club bullshit. Sigh.
“Laughing Alone with Solar Panels.”
Maybe a photo with a little more Sydney and solar and a little less Clover wou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rx
@swearyanthony @voltagex Is it because you’re a cunt?
“Welfare surveillance system violates human rights, Dutch court rules: Government told to halt use of AI to detect..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9z
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron I love that the Senate was basically “Yeah, whatever Dean.”
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Here’s Mal Meninga giving it a blow. pic.twitter.com/u2j3YKpnkx
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Is it this big? pic.twitter.com/uHOQladfrI
“Australian government and opposition dismiss talk of revisiting Huawei 5G ban” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/austra…
@SuperCroup You could use them to make a sculpture.
snurbbotinfo Climate science. Now that’s cool.
@SuperCroup Is this good?
stilgherrian “Most telco interception warrants are issued by non-judges. Important cybersecurity work isn’t being done. The Info..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ET
stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “How the B-Team watches over Australia’s encryption laws and cybersecurity” zdnet.com/article/how-th…
This is cool. “Fire flights over Adelaide Hills and Kangaroo Island create 3D maps of fire grounds for recovery and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZF
@peterdeg The answer is in the thread, of course.
@NewtonMark @twcau Excellent. :) Now I just have to get my hosting provider to do it at the other end.
Gawd. Well done, Senator Dear Smith. [Rolls eyes]
This is definitely one for @SnarkyPlatypus @dobes @glengyron. pic.twitter.com/mdQVFy2lgX
@Kalanyr @TiktaalikD Worn over Aussie flag board shorts for the boys, bikinis for the girls.
Well, yes, it’s common in the US, but then a LOT of countries have some sort of pledge, often in schools. Abetz and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zJ
There’s nothing “American” about it. It was common practice here until at least the 1960s.
See this thread from t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sp
@AlisterAir @SnarkyPlatypus Sorted.
CORRECTION: I just deleted a bunch of tweets which suggested some Coalition and Labor senators voted no. Not true. I had a brainfade moment.
Anyway, at least this means that when @SnarkyPlatypus has kids he can rest assured they’ll be proper Australian citizens.
Must be a day with a Y in it. twitter.com/swearyanthony/…
What is the student isn’t a citizen, though? What if they’re a permanent resident but a citizen of another nation?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CQ
@darrenpauli There’s a bunch of weasel words in that, and schools are perfectly free to ignore the Senate. But yeah, it’s mindless theatre.
@druey @corduroy Thanks. That often, eh? That does explain some occasional odd “Thy the fuck did you do that?” moments.
As several people have noticed, however, when Tanya Plibersek floated this the other day, Labor said this wasn’t th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3z
Congratulations, everyone. The Senate “calls on all schools to consider having the citizenship pledge recited by st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yx
bigjsl My vote continues to be informed by ALP parliamentary behaviour. twitter.com/hamishtaylor31…
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @R_Chirgwin Such things exist. But even at the lowest number in each range that’s st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ng
fictillius Crowd control measures in place at Town Hall Station this evening. Platforms and station entrances being closed due..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Di
@jamescmcpherson Not yet.
@SnarkyPlatypus Meanwhile up here..@R_Chirgwinipic.twitter.com/RRmZFPCrLaLa
JoshhTerry imagine getting so horny that you call an attorney twitter.com/RawStory/statu…
Il pleut. pic.twitter.com/76iYNUG6NR
Heads-up! Calls from 1 (877) 786-2040 are some kind of scam. I didn’t answer but there’s scam reports. Maybe posing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tY
@fungus_54 @rainparrot There was an lot of steamy smoke coming from the Erskine Creek foreground earlier, the kind..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q5
@davispg They’re always interesting, Paul.
fictillius Always remember NSW labor cancelled their metro plans and had to pay private corporations over $500m in compensatio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sH
Meanwhile there’s already been 19mm of rain at Mount Boyce so that’s good.
Hah! Arriving at Hazelbrook, look which weather station @rainparrot decided was the closest! pic.twitter.com/G70ot5zyKv
@fictillius @corduroy That’s a thing?
@franksting @SnarkyPlatypus This is perhaps possible, yes. I still don’t trust Mr Liaw after that whole bread-slici..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e2
@macro2779 Goddammit not again.
Reminder: In railway jargon “down” means away from the principal station, so when we’re heading up the hill into th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SR
For reasons which are not clear to me this #purpletrain just passed Valley Heights through the passing track rather..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XK
It’s hard to see, because potato cam, but BOMBER 911 is descending into RAAF Richmond after working down near Canbe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VA
@wiremu88 Happy to do so. But you can use timing to figure out the place, that’s where I’d start.
@trentyarwood @JustJimWillDo @DrRhysPockett Ta for that. I will adjust my brain accordingly.
@JustJimWillDo @trentyarwood @DrRhysPockett My understanding is also that 2019 n-COV is transmissible before symptoms show?
@JustJimWillDo @trentyarwood @DrRhysPockett It’s an interesting procedure, but there’s no way to verify it at the customer end.
StephenMcDonell Just had some food delivered in Beijing and on top attached is this slip with the temperature of the cook, delivery..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pr
CCTVAsiaPacific 🇨🇳 Good news! An antiviral drug, #Remdesivir, is officially in clinical trial stage in Wuhan’s Jinyintan Hospital a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XR
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets (outbound).
@SnarkyPlatypus And yes things do seem quite impressive right now. pic.twitter.com/YSWtMu4KV1
@jealouscraig @SnarkyPlatypus That is @rainparrot.
Share lamb not selfies. pic.twitter.com/gYALcugiWL
@SnarkyPlatypus And on the weekend it’ll be more rain that Sydney. I’ll be hiding indoors all weekend I think.
@shipw @glengyron @RealNickHodge Or the French Revolution, yes.
In the background, the wonder that is television production. pic.twitter.com/81O0izsmdq
Sydney’s rainfall forecast is still looking quite amazing, @SnarkyPlatypus. pic.twitter.com/QvTHIa2Ool
@firstdogonmoon You keep Tammy Wynette and Loretta Swit in a cage? And how does an egg detector work?
Nick_Craver This is by far the best volume control ever created.
Demo: caltrop.dev/badUI/physicsV…
Repo: github.com/CaltropUwU/Bad… pic.twitter.com/PFpYYQgGtX
@dobes @ashabeeeee @jeamland Geese aren’t vegan.
@munin I have already been causing problems for myself, resulting in a half-hour delay.
Being a goose.
CMMortlock No disrespect to Sunrise and their new promo, but is there a single family that looks like this while eating breakf..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…72
Thu plan, remainder: Quick client tech thingy, if they call; 1647 train to Wentworth Falls; quiet night with videos.
@jpwarren @Idealaw @steveathon I see. pic.twitter.com/m6ODqJM9CT
@zdnetaustralia Thu plan, remainder: Quick client tech thingy, if they call; 1617 train to Wentworth Falls; quiet night with videos.
“Most telco interception warrants are issued by non-judges. Important cybersecurity work isn’t being done. The Info..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ET
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “How the B-Team watches over Australia’s encryption laws and cybersecurity” zdnet.com/article/how-th…
@Idealaw @jpwarren @steveathon Isn’t it up to the chicken to tell us how it identifies itself?
NickFeik The government … had legal advice that the debts they were issuing weren’t legal … and they didn’t tell anyone..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fc
@RealNickHodge This is perhaps true, but who doesn’t like a bit more snuggling with the French?
NEW INQUIRY: “Opportunities for strengthening Australia’s relations with the Republic of France” by the Senate Stan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TZ
chaser BREAKING: The AFP arrest Clover Moore after travel spending found to not match Angus Taylor’s documents chaser.com.au/national/afp-a…
The fishy government rorts from the head.
And yet more idiocy, with an extra dollop of racism. Still, it’s Brunei, and they’ve got form. @SnarkyPlatypus twitter.com/SteveLaiCNA/st…
@Colgo I reckon it could be worth $1000 trillion if it solves the transmutation of lead into gold.
“Former UK prime minister’s bodyguard leaves loaded gun in plane toilet” abc.net.au/news/2020-02-0…
@billplein Fair point.
phbarratt No. Declaring it was an accident. twitter.com/kkeneally/stat…
@SnarkyPlatypus @aleeb88 Agreed.
@billplein Don’t give up your day job.
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains a lack of activity and a lack of auditing.
Unburying the lede.
10NewsFirstQLD #BREAKING A student has received a significant chest injury in an altercation involving three people at Rosewood St..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UP
GordyPls Thieves stole a CCTV camera unaware that it was powered by an internal battery, recording, and still transmitting f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oc
helpmeskeletor The white dudes who think art needs to be offensive to be impactful usually have the emotional range of ‘arsehole’.
snurb_dot_info ‘Pool spray’. Apparently not as exciting as it sounds. twitter.com/EamonJavers/st…
@Esquiring @deviouspolack At the very least.
Hurrah for Sydney’s transport infrastructure! twitter.com/TrainsInfo/sta…
Today’s thrilling fact-checking: Section 5DA of the Telecommunications (Interception and Access) Act 1979…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1P
SnarkyPlatypus If you say the word ‘Chinese’ three times in front of a mirror at midnight, a coronavirus will come and possess you.
deviouspolack When your threat model is every nation-state 🧅 pic.twitter.com/gTkD77pxKn
@SnarkyPlatypus I am enjoying her increasing gutsiness.
@SnarkyPlatypus @aleeb88 Maybe you Tripe Brothers need to go on a culinary weekend. Away from all of us normal people.
@bencubby Yes, Mr Turnbull is quite rich. (I’m here all week.)
Further next-level stupidity here. And props to George Christensen for calling it out. twitter.com/byronkaye/stat…
@SnarkyPlatypus Nice cock.
@NewtonMark @DanielOCnr I have that one too. For some reason list in the mists of time I thought something I needed..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o6
@DanielOCnr @NewtonMark It’s sometimes amusing to scan a hotel’s LAN to see what turns up. Or, um, so I’m told.
@DanielOCnr @NewtonMark That’s an iOS app called Net Analyzer. Free and “Pro” versions available. Has a companion c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oo
@NewtonMark I AM PART OF THE FUTURE.
@staticsan @JennaGuillaume @sallyturbitt Hmmm. But they don’t act as agents. Oh well, I can live with that.
@NewtonMark Hmmm. Telstra 4G is giving me IPv6 addresses not I don’t know if they’re being used for you. I can’t be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qp
@NewtonMark Hurrah! I’m doing it wrong!
@NewtonMark I AM ONE OF THEM!
Viss hey everybody who draws on a wacom tablet… twitter.com/RobJHeaton/sta…
@SuperCroup This does not surprise me, though the photos aren’t that good imo.
@akent Yeah that wouldn’t have been my first choice but it wasn’t discordant in taste terms.
@JennaGuillaume @sallyturbitt The name of the shop is in the photo, but the record* company should be able to help…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cN
@kels_316 And it worked very well. On this one the eggs were a bit underdone but I’m not a prima donna about that sort of thing. Four stars.
Thank the gods for Efficient Coffee Lesbians. Also, what a fascinating interpretation of Eggs Benedict. That’s pull..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pk
Does anyone need life-sized cut-outs of BTS? pic.twitter.com/6Oqp9SgxTx
Eight more years.
iainthomson FYI: @TheRegister is looking for a freelancer in the US, ideally but not necessarily on the West Coast, who can hos..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ai
Well this tweet got some replies. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Thu plan, an outline: Slow start; write for @zdnetaustralia; small errands; train to Wentworth Falls; quiet night w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jl
Perfect weather in Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/Z6o44uEBL6
Thursday. A confusion of tickets. Mistaken identity. Oh well, eat an apple. Thursday.