I need an early night. Gorn.
stilgherrian “Human Rights Commission wants data retention period limited to six months” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/human-…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CR
stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “How the B-Team watches over Australia’s encryption laws and cybersecurity” zdnet.com/article/how-th…
stilgherrian This is quite a sweet photo, though. twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…
MrTimCallanan Faith No More now look like every dude who’s ever come to pick up 2nd hand audio visual gear they bought from you o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kz
BOM_NSW VERY DANGEROUS CONDITIONS: TORRENTIAL RAIN, HIGH WINDS, WAVES & TIDES FOR NSW COAST. Severe Weather Warning for HEA..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M5
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Cops are getting full URLs under Australia’s data retention scheme” zdnet.com/article/cops-a…
NewtonMark This would never happen if white people lived there, hey @Telstra? I also note that SkyMuster is national, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GI
@Davelennonabc @fesshole Some of it us quite… wrong.
fesshole Did a bucket bong one morning while naked in a first floor flat; turned around to see some 20 people on the top dec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TF
fesshole Every time my husband likes a selfie from some over-filtered thirsty munter, I screenshot it and put it into a fold..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ih
fesshole I sent my wife ‘anonymous’ messages implying I had fucked someone else so she would kick me out of our bedroom and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RQ
Beautiful. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
Difficult questions, eh @SnarkyPlatypus? twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
Men, eh? twitter.com/fesshole/statu…
Histreepix Outraged citizens argue MP demeans Parliament by turning up looking like a slut. London, 2019. pic.twitter.com/juc5mV1iCj
botandy he’s going to win pic.twitter.com/oeNmeg6JJ3
NewtonMark Note that this is a crime, specifically enumerated as unlawful in the Act, and the police obviously have the eviden..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fA
The problem here is that @joshgnosis is Deep State. twitter.com/joshgnosis/sta…
joshgnosis Josh, how did your day go?
Well on Twitter, a deregistered psychiatrist who is part of some Trump conspiracy theor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nq
@TrishHepworth There’s a thing in your Twitter privacy stuff that lists what Twitter thinks you’re interested in an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hx
@TrishHepworth They’re a real site but “just” a news and opinion site for stock market investors. Only the advertis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nH
TrainsInfo Please delay all non-essential travel on @T1SydneyTrains @T2SydneyTrains @T3SydneyTrains
@T8SydneyTrains and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x6
@phonakins BTW my phone inserted that apostrophe not me.
@bbotezatu @zdnetaustralia I’m assuming it’s assuming no TLS, but that information wasn’t in evidence. We’ll be chasing this next week.
@MatthewBevan Haha wasn’t that a test, though.
@bastardsheep @phonakins The numbers are promising. pic.twitter.com/ElIMizvELS
@phonakins We’ll find out across the weekend. Probably not, though, because tunnel’s have pumps.
Classy. twitter.com/abcnews/status…
Just in time for the whole tunnel to fill with rainwater! twitter.com/metrotunnelvic…
BlackPlaques “There is a Club of Sodomites discovered in Leicester-Square…”
News (or useful insight) from 1721.🗞️ #London pic.twitter.com/DMiuuQVaYK
@SnarkyPlatypus Not right now it isn’t.
@SnarkyPlatypus Der. It’s raining. pic.twitter.com/h4pLRBXrJz
CrimeADay So don’t.
CrimeADay 18 USC §1113 makes it a federal crime to try to murder someone within the special maritime and territorial jurisdic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R0
@domknight Are they named here? I don’t know which characters they’d be. imdb.com/title/tt767862…
WeiDuCNA I’ve never seen Chinese social media so united in its anger towards the government. This, until a few hours ago, wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UU
@paulwiggins @TimeGhostTV @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus Perhaps. This isn’t the final vote but a good mid-way indicator. pic.twitter.com/vvflia09lT
@SnarkyPlatypus @TimeGhostTV @dobes I am also learning a lot from the episodes about the 1930s, particularly the 19..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kT
@munin @GossiTheDog @MalwareTechBlog According to previous reports they’re delivering food to the cabins. No info o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wN
@SnarkyPlatypus @TimeGhostTV @dobes I’m looking forward to it rather a lot.
@GossiTheDog @MalwareTechBlog I can imagine some passengers getting stir-crazy, that was reported some days ago. Ei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w2
@TimeGhostTV @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus Yes, the Indonesian one scored the most votes. Interesting.
From a @TimeGhostTV Patreon post: “When we finish the Between 2 Wars series, we will first make a 5 part series on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fx
WhoresofYore Throughout her brief courtship and marriage to the king, Anne Boleyn was called “The Great Whore”, “The King’s Whor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sB
@MalwareTechBlog @GossiTheDog Reports from the ship say they’re confined to their cabins. abc.net.au/news/2020-02-0…
@SnarkyPlatypus Never underestimate, etc.
@clintvs @R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus Good thinking.
@Sheeds_au @clintvs @R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus So…much… rain…
Lunch, finally. pic.twitter.com/8SuugmoA7a
@ChrissieM @R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus Nope, it’s all certainly possible, as per the BOM video at the head of this thread.
@clintvs @R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus It’s all going to be very interesting.I may still head put tonight to do the s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pR
Hey @R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus we’ve been “upgraded”! pic.twitter.com/p9QktMB6VH
Rob_Stott I am being trolled by the House of Representatives pic.twitter.com/MlzabRco23
@jpwarren Saves a lot of faffing about, certainly.
@zdnetaustralia OK, 4pm means it’s probably time for lunch.
And before you say “Use Tor!” go fuck yourself.
Pro Tip: Saying “Get a VPN!” in response to every security or privacy concern is like saying “Take penicillin!” for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5c
@purserj @PeteLawler Quack.
@jpwarren Told you it’d make you stabby.
NewtonMark Ah. I suppose they do medical research there too, huh? twitter.com/jmugele/status…
@NewtonMark @jpwarren You’re welcome.
@PeteLawler Like this. pic.twitter.com/4xLSmGpqPv
@swearyanthony @dobes Ta.
REMINDER: If you ask me questions that are already answered in the stories I link to, I will probably mock you. I a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VN
@ActPeoples @ashabeeeee There’s a link to the details in both ZDNet stories, but in case you missed them when you w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mB
This starts out alarming and just gets more alarming as it goes along. Goodbye, Australia, we loved you. twitter.com/BOM_au/status/…
BOM_au Severe Weather Update: widespread heavy rainfall and flood risk along the east coast. 7 February 2020
Video is cur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wh
@davispg @zdnetaustralia It was an interesting exchange. But overall with both IGIS and Ombudsman saying “This is a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cj
@zdnetaustralia Fri plan, a update: Write for @zdnetaustralia (done); lingering administrivia; look at next week; T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d5
CanberraInsider The formal opening of Canberra’s Civic Centre by Prime Minister Stanley Melbourne Bruce, 1927 pic.twitter.com/JqonushVbr
No. I can’t
Can I be arsed doing the shopping today? There will be even more rain tomorrow but the CBF is strong right now. pic.twitter.com/AJ3AboazjL
@ashabeeeee @dobes @davispg Do you want me to organise a delivery?
Here you go, @jpwarren @NewtonMark, two more stories on the angry-making thread.
Very soonish. Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Cops are getting full URLs under Australia’s data retention scheme” zdnet.com/article/cops-a…
“Web browsing histories are being given to Australian police under data retention powers” by @joshgnosis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hl
amandadeibert We’ll regret this even more in nine months. twitter.com/mattsideashop/…
SuperCroup If I wanted to avoid getting a very contagious disease, the very last thing I would do would be to go to a crowded..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t6
@Fascistlefty @misosusanowa That is the language I speak, yes. Allegedly.
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s not “about” anything. It just is. With cats.
oliyoung So you’re saying the CSIRO invented Wifi AND Twisties?! twitter.com/CSIRO/status/1…
@sixoh60 @SnarkyPlatypus Just invert a small child for that duty.
glengyron A cruise ship is a floating prison filled with bodily fluids twitter.com/willripleycnn/…
ASDGovAu ACSC @CyberGovAU is hiring Technical Directors to lead & shape ASD’s technical direction, delivering #CyberSecurity..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oa
This is quite a sweet photo, though. twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/…
@Fascistlefty There is much down-pissing right now.
@Fascistlefty @misosusanowa I actually said that in the original tweet. :)
@SnarkyPlatypus I have evidence to suggest that the rain here at Bunjaree was up to double what was reported at Mt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jf
olihough86 I made this handy map so you know how to attribute pic.twitter.com/bQ7lzySqo5
Some of these overnight rainfall figures are impressive. pic.twitter.com/WmE9Sxo0mU
@jpwarren @NewtonMark Probably, yes, and mine will make you even stabbier.
@skwashd Yes. Compost.
@marcusjdl @SnarkyPlatypus He’s not even “beautiful”. He’s kinda like a house brick with a skin stretched over it and a faulty shaver.
@ashabeeeee @davispg Very cool. :) I will now direct further complaints about @dobes’ head to my therapist.
@ashabeeeee @davispg I had misread Paul’s confusion too, sorry. But the “focus the mind” gag was too tempting. I am a bad person.
@davispg @ashabeeeee Mind you, I am confused by many things.
@ashabeeeee @davispg I am confused reading this.
@davispg @ashabeeeee It’s a shame the story didn’t “focus the mind” of the news team. ;)
@davispg @ashabeeeee Yeah that’s backwards. Oops.
Me at @zdnetaustralia Thursday: “How the B-Team watches over Australia’s encryption laws and cybersecurity” zdnet.com/article/how-th…
This is very @jpwarren @NewtonMark content from today’s hearing. My bite at it will be online soon.
“Human Rights Commission wants data retention period limited to six months” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/human-…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CR
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains a reference to Part 5-1A of the Telecommunications (Interception and A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ju
I do so live AI-driven transcription errors. pic.twitter.com/sJk6FZosTF
OK, writing now. Shoosh.
@jpwarren @DrMoniqueMann FWIW, I’ve never found the slogan “war on maths” particularly helpful. Mostly because it i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZK
@DrSunshineWa @NuclearAnthro @andrewfacini @gbrumfiel @jamiewithorne @AtomicAnalyst @NSquareCollab I am suddenly on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cZ
@DrSunshineWa @NuclearAnthro @andrewfacini @gbrumfiel @jamiewithorne @AtomicAnalyst @NSquareCollab They were fed in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yN
@jpwarren @nomadiclucie @MsLods @efa_oz @peter_tonoli @dobes I’ll be writing about the IGIS and Ombudsman evidence, which has just finished.
Fri plan, draft: Write for @zdnetaustralia; maybe write again for @zdnetaustralia, but I’ll probably leave that for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tO
glengyron It’s not a full explanation of the Northern Beaches, but it helps. twitter.com/kloussikian/st…
@gbrumfiel @DrSunshineWa @NuclearAnthro @andrewfacini @jamiewithorne @AtomicAnalyst @NSquareCollab This is one fabu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sx
@gbrumfiel @andrewfacini @NuclearAnthro @jamiewithorne @AtomicAnalyst @NSquareCollab And… go! pic.twitter.com/oqVHiVcybi
@gbrumfiel @andrewfacini @NuclearAnthro @jamiewithorne @AtomicAnalyst @NSquareCollab Choose your mission. pic.twitter.com/b5Wpjc4G9m
@gbrumfiel @andrewfacini @NuclearAnthro @jamiewithorne @AtomicAnalyst @NSquareCollab If it helps, if the missile lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sd
@joshgnosis This is fun, eh.
@DrSunshineWa @NuclearAnthro @andrewfacini @gbrumfiel @jamiewithorne @AtomicAnalyst @NSquareCollab That last photo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AG
@gbrumfiel @andrewfacini @NuclearAnthro @jamiewithorne @AtomicAnalyst @NSquareCollab Heh. I won’t get into your int..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fU
@andrewfacini @gbrumfiel @NuclearAnthro @jamiewithorne @AtomicAnalyst @NSquareCollab And the missiles themselves, o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f6
@andrewfacini @gbrumfiel @NuclearAnthro @jamiewithorne @AtomicAnalyst @NSquareCollab If I may chime in, yes, it is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qK
MikeDelMoro “None of the 45 comments on the mother’s Facebook post suggested medical attention.” twitter.com/BrandyZadrozny…
I’ve always wanted a superstructure of internal caveats. I would rake care of them and feed them daily.
This is qu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nm
@juhasaarinen Yes, I’ve noticed.
@misosusanowa It’s all relative. :) Sydney falls apart with this sort of rain.
@juhasaarinen Don’t be an arsehat. It’s close enough.
@jpwarren @MsLods @nomadiclucie @efa_oz @peter_tonoli @dobes This snuck up on me, and it’s been running since 0830..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o5
This is just beautiful. 49.6mm is whatever old people would call two inches of rain. pic.twitter.com/xZnN3FTZqk
Friday. A curious question. A long answer. A nostalgic reference. Friday.