Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 1st, 2020

OK, I’m off now. Don’t forget to listen to the podcast. https://t.co/Ej5CsgtZyw

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@franksting The whole event is of little interest to me, except for the fascinating aspect of free labour being use… https://t.co/9uEpYM6vkq

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transscribe Stop the planet, this is my stop. pic.twitter.com/9KqJWgRiry

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RT @Rainmaker1973: The airship USS Los Angeles passing through a smoke screen over Washington DC, USA in August 1929 https://t.co/WxtX7LaWTâ…

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RT @freezydorito: its been a while since i posted about this and its never too late did you know i made a thing that lets you turn any twee…

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Look it could happen to anyone … https://t.co/cHTpe8fPKr

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RT @Brian_Ashcraft: When fans aren’t allowed at Japanese baseball games because of coronavirus, mascots have the lonely job of cheering the…

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botandy one member of a boy band feels pain, high over Spain in his private jet, other members stop what they’re doing around the world, look up

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botandy the bones and teeth of boy band members can fetch huge prices on the black market in Vietnam and China

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botandy if you can guess and kill the alpha intelligence in a boy band, you can knock out the whole crew with one shot

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RT @paulkidd: So ⁦@sydneymardigras⁩ has issued an apology after thousands of party ticket holders were unable to get into the venue. More t…

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@TimWattsMP Have you shot anyone with your coffee cup yet?

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TimWattsMP @JebBush Australia. pic.twitter.com/fdZT1wY40s

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JebBush America. pic.twitter.com/TeduJkwQF3

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Oh dear. Stay away from the television, people. pic.twitter.com/0xHNoVP17Z

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Look, these aren’t the most dumbest thing I’ve seen lately… https://t.co/p7wY0cxOlG

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RT @Pollytics: Look at this Frydenberg staffer child - how cute. Big tough man about town with a head full of shit and a life experience wo…

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Given that kids seem immune so far, is this the final #KillAllBoomers push? “Who is vulnerable to coronavirus? So f… https://t.co/jhFzT6LPbi

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I see that Donald Trump plans to meet Taliban leaders so that should go well.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The Coalition is totally multicultural. They have both Catholics and Anglicans.

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They’ve got their Mardi Gras playlist ob though this is just a Sunday night. I’m finding it less annoying than I’d feared.

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Now playing: Glam featuring Pete Burns: “Sex Drive (Glam Drivin’ Myoutu.be/WtcFQw4C6IUJ8j8

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Me: “Chicken Caesar please.”

Bartender: “Sure. Would you like to add chicken to that?”

Me: “Ideally, yes.”

Barte… https://t.co/421iRcLdsD

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No. News is when one person goes to one supermarket and notices one empty shelf and posts a photo on Instagram. The… https://t.co/dj86CpHY6j

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Right. Downstairs for dinner and a small drink, and then post the Weekly Wrap.

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@FionaPattenMLC The podcast is of course listener supported, so you might like to go to https://t.co/8NKSo5SyRq or… https://t.co/BLSHnGjwA3

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@FionaPattenMLC As usual there’s links to all the things on the website, but two are of particular fascination for… https://t.co/MPDWHjBQ0u

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NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Probe: Fiona Patten MLC” @FionaPattenMLC https://t.co/1ai2jiTuIa

Also on Speaker… https://t.co/FKvS70LIky

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That’s the editing finished, finally. And now I’m mixing the thing. Not long to go now!

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@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus @BinaryPoint Mate, I’ve already bought a can especially.

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The podcast editing is going moderately well, thanks for asking. However for some reason the audio tracks recorded… https://t.co/nGb0mLGB4T

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well to do all this I need to be somewhere with a proper kitchen and all the things. I will be in A… https://t.co/Njs09Vuftr

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Sun plan, an update: I had a nap this afternoon, but I’m still going to get the podcast and the Weekly Wrap done.

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@jeamland @glengyron The 90s rave scene wasn’t THAT bad, was it? I don’t really remember.

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@kels_316 @joelpmichael @dobes @purserj @jeamland @NewtonMark It’s like putting coffee through a civet.

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… you get swallowed by a black hole, and serves you right for not paying attention. https://t.co/sceKHU8JgT

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DingoResearch One for the cloud nerds. pic.twitter.com/7eqxDuavXf

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@kels_316 @joelpmichael @dobes @purserj @jeamland @NewtonMark You’ll need a big drone and a lot of parrots, but I a… https://t.co/Xr6RcIxo40

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@JustJimWillDo Yeah but he’ll have to pay in actual money.

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“Steven Seagal agrees to pay $477k to settle cryptocurrency case after ‘unlawful touting‘” https://t.co/LrICix09cQ

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“Perth man becomes first Australian to die after contracting coronavirus” https://t.co/BYConlf9ve

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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mindflakes RT for a chance to win a shopping bag full of mashed potato hurled at you unexpectedly from the window of a passing car

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RT @azbrodsky: A friendly reminder: people who will be high-risk patients if we get coronavirus can hear you when you reassure everyone we’…

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RT @angelaisms: Hi, I’m a stay-at-home mom. You might know me from my hits, “Take that out of your mouth,” “No, you may not have a snack ju…

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From the other day, “Linguine-fingered robot gently handles jellyfish” https://t.co/0Yx4qFzpyW #linguinefingers

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Sun plan, confirmed: Slow start (in progress); train to Central; noodles; podcast post-production; publish podcast;… https://t.co/Joe9vtFn4J

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@ParrotOfTheDay @DaniRabaiotti Well this is all very curious. Thank you.

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“Republican mega-donor buys stake in Twitter and seeks to oust Jack Dorsey — report” https://t.co/p4BUvno0H9

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@elronxenu @NewtonMark @dobes @purserj @jeamland This should work, yes, provided you can just squeeze the pythons f… https://t.co/0bDBi24Sbh

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RT @HeathC: I was just passed by a ute with a sign for “Steve Crawford, Equine Chiropractor” and now I can’t stop imagining the @markhumphr…

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@misosusanowa Oh yeah they’re something else though. This hoarding is the big black wall, and the shop behind it is… https://t.co/ZDqAkb6zPU

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Don Weatherburn is on the loose again. https://t.co/Z7VzJPdg4r

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Dan is playing both sides of the fence. pic.twitter.com/PITQnSfg8v

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RT @GrogsGamut: Piss right off

Restaurateurs claim there’s no reward for them following the award https://t.co/rYcrvyOSd6 via @goodfoodAU

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@sfmnemonic @ParrotOfTheDay I’m assuming after the fart it would be unladen?

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@misosusanowa Ah, I see it’s Commonwealth English. Sorry. The hoarding is “a temporary board fence erected round a building site”.

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Hey @ParrotOfTheDay how much does a parrot’s fart weigh? https://t.co/PGdhhWnROz

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@nthcolumn @dobes @purserj @jeamland @NewtonMark Good. Something needs to be done. How many whale farts at standard… https://t.co/3dqzywqHte

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I couldn’t work it out either. There was a notice on the hoarding saying that it had been erected illegally — it’s… https://t.co/FPeLxayk42

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A cafe in Darlinghurst is sick of customers asking what’s happening with the hoarding around the building site next… https://t.co/05gUMOfmJY

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Pretty good price for a bit of muff. pic.twitter.com/PHOn1PCDjI

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RT @Jasonwalls92: Very smart of these panic-buyers to get in quickly to get those essential pandemic non-perishables such as *checks notes*…

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RT @battymamzelle: Cats know we have to dismantle the surveillance state. https://t.co/rFS07MysHa

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@NewtonMark @dobes @purserj @jeamland That Hudson flight didn’t end well though. And anyway this prevents me making… https://t.co/eUniUqkLmh

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This episode will be on the line this evening. There’s still time to get your name on the thank-you list. https://t.co/pPJtNgGf9C

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@NewtonMark @dobes @purserj @jeamland So what about if the aircraft shot out a steady stream of parrots? They have… https://t.co/SpKAgVLRD6

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@purserj @dobes @jeamland @NewtonMark So many questions! Btw a blue whale’s heart does not weigh the same as a Volk… https://t.co/xkj7SgyNEj

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@dobes @purserj @jeamland @NewtonMark Could you power a small aircraft with whale farts? Now there’s a bit of science waiting to be done.

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I don’t see what the problem is here. This is useful information, @dobes @purserj @jeamland @NewtonMark. https://t.co/PGdhhWnROz

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Sun plan, draft: Slow start; migrate from Ashfield to Haymarket; podcast post-production; publish podcast; check pl… https://t.co/RgPCT4FIXs

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RT @helenleigh: This sculpture at the Tate Modern blew my mind this week. It’s a wire sculpture inspired by the International Space Station…

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@pineapplezsez The money was given, quite a lot of it, and agencies pay a fee for each access.… https://t.co/4nbEldHMSg

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BettyBowers MAKEUP TIP: Match your foundation to your skin tone, not your cheap shoes. pic.twitter.com/EQiw2EkVVm

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It’s a sunny Sunday in Sydney today, it seemspic.twitter.com/DMaKmxhkGPGP

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Sunday. Do not open the small hatch. There would be trouble. Try to read a book instead. Sunday.

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