OK, I’m off now. Don’t forget to listen to the podcast. https://t.co/Ej5CsgtZyw
@RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus Wow.
@franksting The whole event is of little interest to me, except for the fascinating aspect of free labour being use… https://t.co/9uEpYM6vkq
transscribe Stop the planet, this is my stop. pic.twitter.com/9KqJWgRiry
RT @Rainmaker1973: The airship USS Los Angeles passing through a smoke screen over Washington DC, USA in August 1929 https://t.co/WxtX7LaWTâ…
RT @freezydorito: its been a while since i posted about this and its never too late did you know i made a thing that lets you turn any twee…
@vanOnselenP Ideally none of them would be there.
This one is definitely for @SnarkyPlatypus. https://t.co/kyiGhNqhRZ
Look it could happen to anyone … https://t.co/cHTpe8fPKr
@RealNickHodge Have you gone soft?
RT @Brian_Ashcraft: When fans aren’t allowed at Japanese baseball games because of coronavirus, mascots have the lonely job of cheering the…
botandy one member of a boy band feels pain, high over Spain in his private jet, other members stop what they’re doing around the world, look up
botandy the bones and teeth of boy band members can fetch huge prices on the black market in Vietnam and China
botandy if you can guess and kill the alpha intelligence in a boy band, you can knock out the whole crew with one shot
RT @paulkidd: So â¦@sydneymardigrasâ© has issued an apology after thousands of party ticket holders were unable to get into the venue. More t…
@TimWattsMP Synonyms.
@TimWattsMP How gauche.
@TimWattsMP Have you shot anyone with your coffee cup yet?
TimWattsMP @JebBush Australia. pic.twitter.com/fdZT1wY40s
JebBush America. pic.twitter.com/TeduJkwQF3
Oh dear. Stay away from the television, people. pic.twitter.com/0xHNoVP17Z
Look, these aren’t the most dumbest thing I’ve seen lately… https://t.co/p7wY0cxOlG
RT @Pollytics: Look at this Frydenberg staffer child - how cute. Big tough man about town with a head full of shit and a life experience wo…
RT @JustJimWillDo: Blue Llagoon. https://t.co/w6HEoDSt2n
Given that kids seem immune so far, is this the final #KillAllBoomers push? “Who is vulnerable to coronavirus? So f… https://t.co/jhFzT6LPbi
I see that Donald Trump plans to meet Taliban leaders so that should go well.
@SnarkyPlatypus The Coalition is totally multicultural. They have both Catholics and Anglicans.
They’ve got their Mardi Gras playlist ob though this is just a Sunday night. I’m finding it less annoying than I’d feared.
Now playing: Glam featuring Pete Burns: “Sex Drive (Glam Drivin’ Myoutu.be/WtcFQw4C6IUJ8j8
Exactly. https://t.co/UtvQXNhOy3
Me: “Chicken Caesar please.â€
Bartender: “Sure. Would you like to add chicken to that?â€
Me: “Ideally, yes.â€
Barte… https://t.co/421iRcLdsD
@KingLouisRocks This is horrible.
No. News is when one person goes to one supermarket and notices one empty shelf and posts a photo on Instagram. The… https://t.co/dj86CpHY6j
Right. Downstairs for dinner and a small drink, and then post the Weekly Wrap.
@FionaPattenMLC The podcast is of course listener supported, so you might like to go to https://t.co/8NKSo5SyRq or… https://t.co/BLSHnGjwA3
@FionaPattenMLC As usual there’s links to all the things on the website, but two are of particular fascination for… https://t.co/MPDWHjBQ0u
NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Probe: Fiona Patten MLC†@FionaPattenMLC https://t.co/1ai2jiTuIa
Also on Speaker… https://t.co/FKvS70LIky
Uploading.
That’s the editing finished, finally. And now I’m mixing the thing. Not long to go now!
@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus @BinaryPoint And sultanas.
@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus @BinaryPoint Mate, I’ve already bought a can especially.
The podcast editing is going moderately well, thanks for asking. However for some reason the audio tracks recorded… https://t.co/nGb0mLGB4T
@SnarkyPlatypus Well to do all this I need to be somewhere with a proper kitchen and all the things. I will be in A… https://t.co/Njs09Vuftr
Sun plan, an update: I had a nap this afternoon, but I’m still going to get the podcast and the Weekly Wrap done.
@NewtonMark @manaz_d @NBN_Australia Hello.
@kels_316 @joelpmichael @dobes @purserj @jeamland @NewtonMark It’s like putting coffee through a civet.
… you get swallowed by a black hole, and serves you right for not paying attention. https://t.co/sceKHU8JgT
DingoResearch One for the cloud nerds. pic.twitter.com/7eqxDuavXf
@kels_316 @joelpmichael @dobes @purserj @jeamland @NewtonMark You’ll need a big drone and a lot of parrots, but I a… https://t.co/Xr6RcIxo40
@JustJimWillDo Yeah but he’ll have to pay in actual money.
@DrRhysPockett He was on the plague ship and old.
“Steven Seagal agrees to pay $477k to settle cryptocurrency case after ‘unlawful touting‘†https://t.co/LrICix09cQ
“Perth man becomes first Australian to die after contracting coronavirus†https://t.co/BYConlf9ve
Tram at Sydney Central station. pic.twitter.com/TithGH5GgI
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
mindflakes RT for a chance to win a shopping bag full of mashed potato hurled at you unexpectedly from the window of a passing car
RT @azbrodsky: A friendly reminder: people who will be high-risk patients if we get coronavirus can hear you when you reassure everyone we’…
RT @angelaisms: Hi, I’m a stay-at-home mom. You might know me from my hits, “Take that out of your mouth,†“No, you may not have a snack ju…
From the other day, “Linguine-fingered robot gently handles jellyfish†https://t.co/0Yx4qFzpyW #linguinefingers
@SueBeeHun @ParrotOfTheDay @DaniRabaiotti Brilliant! @dobes @purserj.
Sun plan, confirmed: Slow start (in progress); train to Central; noodles; podcast post-production; publish podcast;… https://t.co/Joe9vtFn4J
@sfmnemonic @ParrotOfTheDay The point seems to be moot. https://t.co/3hgqB6NuOH
@ParrotOfTheDay @DaniRabaiotti Well this is all very curious. Thank you.
@NickRichards15 @nathanTbernard Do they wear beanies?
“Republican mega-donor buys stake in Twitter and seeks to oust Jack Dorsey — report†https://t.co/p4BUvno0H9
@elronxenu @NewtonMark @dobes @purserj @jeamland This should work, yes, provided you can just squeeze the pythons f… https://t.co/0bDBi24Sbh
RT @HeathC: I was just passed by a ute with a sign for “Steve Crawford, Equine Chiropractor†and now I can’t stop imagining the @markhumphr…
RT @GreenJ: Moron in chief. https://t.co/WkJcFysp97
@misosusanowa Oh yeah they’re something else though. This hoarding is the big black wall, and the shop behind it is… https://t.co/ZDqAkb6zPU
Don Weatherburn is on the loose again. https://t.co/Z7VzJPdg4r
Dan is playing both sides of the fence. pic.twitter.com/PITQnSfg8v
RT @GrogsGamut: Piss right off
Restaurateurs claim there’s no reward for them following the award https://t.co/rYcrvyOSd6 via @goodfoodAU
@sfmnemonic @ParrotOfTheDay I’m assuming after the fart it would be unladen?
@misosusanowa Ah, I see it’s Commonwealth English. Sorry. The hoarding is “a temporary board fence erected round a building siteâ€.
Hey @ParrotOfTheDay how much does a parrot’s fart weigh? https://t.co/PGdhhWnROz
@neophema1 @dobes @purserj @jeamland @NewtonMark Just checking. :)
@nthcolumn @dobes @purserj @jeamland @NewtonMark Good. Something needs to be done. How many whale farts at standard… https://t.co/3dqzywqHte
@neophema1 @dobes @purserj @jeamland @NewtonMark What have you got against whales?
I couldn’t work it out either. There was a notice on the hoarding saying that it had been erected illegally — it’s… https://t.co/FPeLxayk42
A cafe in Darlinghurst is sick of customers asking what’s happening with the hoarding around the building site next… https://t.co/05gUMOfmJY
Pretty good price for a bit of muff. pic.twitter.com/PHOn1PCDjI
RT @Jasonwalls92: Very smart of these panic-buyers to get in quickly to get those essential pandemic non-perishables such as *checks notes*…
RT @battymamzelle: Cats know we have to dismantle the surveillance state. https://t.co/rFS07MysHa
@staticsan @NewtonMark @dobes @purserj @jeamland Or Project Orion but with parrots. https://t.co/bVoKmXWPTF https://t.co/hPmMIOCo5w
@staticsan @NewtonMark @dobes @purserj @jeamland Oh nice!
@NewtonMark @dobes @purserj @jeamland That Hudson flight didn’t end well though. And anyway this prevents me making… https://t.co/eUniUqkLmh
This episode will be on the line this evening. There’s still time to get your name on the thank-you list. https://t.co/pPJtNgGf9C
@NewtonMark @dobes @purserj @jeamland So what about if the aircraft shot out a steady stream of parrots? They have… https://t.co/SpKAgVLRD6
@purserj @dobes @jeamland @NewtonMark So many questions! Btw a blue whale’s heart does not weigh the same as a Volk… https://t.co/xkj7SgyNEj
@dobes @purserj @jeamland @NewtonMark Could you power a small aircraft with whale farts? Now there’s a bit of science waiting to be done.
I don’t see what the problem is here. This is useful information, @dobes @purserj @jeamland @NewtonMark. https://t.co/PGdhhWnROz
Sun plan, draft: Slow start; migrate from Ashfield to Haymarket; podcast post-production; publish podcast; check pl… https://t.co/RgPCT4FIXs
RT @helenleigh: This sculpture at the Tate Modern blew my mind this week. It’s a wire sculpture inspired by the International Space Station…
@pineapplezsez The money was given, quite a lot of it, and agencies pay a fee for each access.… https://t.co/4nbEldHMSg
BettyBowers MAKEUP TIP: Match your foundation to your skin tone, not your cheap shoes. pic.twitter.com/EQiw2EkVVm
It’s a sunny Sunday in Sydney today, it seemspic.twitter.com/DMaKmxhkGPGP
Sunday. Do not open the small hatch. There would be trouble. Try to read a book instead. Sunday.