Gorn.
RT @annaspargoryan: I worked for Disney for 3 hours.
I ate a custard scroll at my desk and they sacked me. https://t.co/KnYbLNGnPA
RT @pmdfoster: EXC: ⛒🚨🚒🚨🚒
Dept of Health wanted U.K. to pitch to remain part of EU pandemic ‘EWRS’ early warning system after #brexit - bu…
ellinghausen Senator Penny Wong listening to responses from PM&C officials over sports grants saga during Senate estimates pic.twitter.com/8VJfoMK0MT
RT @ededowen: “so-called scientists” ffs https://t.co/Ux6MV1HbLC
@paulkidd Is that this one? youtu.be/zl0KCW-l_rI
@aqualung It is not.
Why am I seeing a Mike Bloomberg advert on YouTube? I am in Australia. pic.twitter.com/2l3xlVl2Hz
RT @annafifield: Food delivery in China during coronavirus: the menu shows photos of cleaning in the restaurant, the delivery contains the…
snurbbotinfo I thought the country to be truly fukt. It _is_ factually true.
RT @SuperCroup: Why the hell would anyone actually care about this? https://t.co/fWfdisbWKI
I’ll say it again: “Frankie Boyle’s Tour of Scotland†is excellent. All four episodes are on BBC iPlayer.
mrjamesob Sh*t just got serious. pic.twitter.com/z3UhzbH3Tm
@_midofo_ Well, yes.
@_midofo_ Why are you showing me this?
@QueenslandMan1 Very. This has been kicking around for a fewer weeks, so I’ve already been taking precautions.
@Diamondback1949 @wolfcat @stufromoz Marinate them a bit. This is basic kitchen science.
@snurb_dot_info And four flavours!
@Diamondback1949 Yep, a world with more Fionas would be a much better world.
@strikhedonia01 Yes, though that also repeats the idea that it’s a Chinese thing. I have mixed feelings about it.
@RealKWB The sad stories will only multiply…
RT @stilgherrian: ICYMI, me at @zdnetaustralia on Friday: “Home Affairs savaged over poor data retention laws oversight†https://t.co/G6IKP…
@jplonie It’s not the worst thing I do.
@TheNehad Yeah isn’t it. Also, it’s very quiet on Broadway and around Haymarket. We’re missing so many students.
@manaz_d I was confused by the whole thing and still am.
RT @hughriminton: The end of the longest summer… https://t.co/7ZuvMBSErT
RT @stilgherrian: I made a podcast yesterday. https://t.co/Ej5CsgtZyw
RT @stilgherrian: Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia’s surveillance laws are hitting the social license problem†https://t.co/snkHkhKqdK
Seen on Broadway, Sydney. pic.twitter.com/Ewboq42Ybc
An excellent discussion, thank you @Sydney_Ideas. Someone should give @timsout his own chat show, because that was smooth as.
@juhasaarinen That’s enough from you thank you very much.
SnarkyPlatypus Seen in Broadway pic.twitter.com/WBGUnvC7Na
Not sure if you can eat a whole vegan? pic.twitter.com/4z1xWhripC
Random stat: 40% of the University of Sydney’s DOMESTIC undergraduate students do not speak English at home. (This… https://t.co/mDLCvlD91h
There is a live transcription, but I missed the login. Sigh.
@juhasaarinen OK I mean the username.
Vice-Chancellor Dr Michael Spence just referred to Senator James Paterson’s comments on universities and Chinese st… https://t.co/mIPSFKcgtV
This is shaping up to be a very good discussion. pic.twitter.com/eRVL3ALAH0
@NewtonMark Look I’m a hopeless romantic about these things.
Here and loving the SSID. pic.twitter.com/o6EuHaCzem
@GregDAustin @CyberToolsBooks @IISS_org @CisoOnlineClub @nytimes @gordoncorera @PeterHartcherAO @Du4 @EnekenTikk @munishsh Hey thanks, Greg!
@FrKarlSinclair Yes and it’s magical.
Mysticism! @FrKarlSinclair pic.twitter.com/iP4HmgxaKI
@FrKarlSinclair So I see.
I see the Southerly Buster has come through. pic.twitter.com/eENd2Pm36Q
RT @HartWexford: The chances you will die are 100% https://t.co/rflpe7RPlC
hauntedlatte I don’t know who needs to hear this but pic.twitter.com/6bB82vkb33
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia’s surveillance laws are hitting the social license problem†https://t.co/snkHkhKqdK
@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus Indeed.
@jpwarren @moylecroft @dobes I don’t read much book-length stuff these days, but thanks.
@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes And how is the usually-calm Mr Burgess handling this line of questioning?
Please help this poor, poor human with this vital work. https://t.co/vPwZzLmT5i
@moylecroft @jpwarren @dobes Ah. Thanks.
Bad headline. The person with the coronavirus is NOT Governor Cuomo. https://t.co/aQln5iNr9X
@moylecroft @jpwarren @dobes I have no idea what that means.
Last Thursday @TimWattsMP gave a @LowyInstitute speech, “Democracy and the authoritarian challengeâ€. The audio isn’… https://t.co/EYjUeeupEe
@dobes @jpwarren This seems fair. https://t.co/f9Mkv8SKlN
RT @dobes: This is sensational.
Liberal Senators having a go at ASIO boss for using the term “right wing extremism” in his speech.
These…
Mon plan, remainder: Slack time (now); 1830 “Leadership for good: combating viral panic, misinformation and racismâ€â€¦ https://t.co/Bxrp4OUaN6
“Department of Parliamentary Services gives itself cyber tick of approval†by @dobes https://t.co/XDe1fawjte
I too… https://t.co/9ExnZLs5dl
@SuperCroup Look it’s probably not cancer. Or lycanthropy.
Expect frothing from certain quarters. https://t.co/xKiwQG6TsP
@jetztgibtshaue Oh woof! Thanks.
@aspientiae Sounds… unhygienic.
@SuperCroup It’s not always about size.
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains long-standing provisions.
So in PJCIS on Friday, the mics were left on when one of the sessions ended. My voice-to-speech tool picked up this. pic.twitter.com/UczGtvMHjv
@expectproblems Some patients might even like that. Helps relieve the boredom.
@trentyarwood Oh yeah THAT old chestnut…
People discovering that hospitals are finite in size.
RT @clapifyoulikeme: The life expectancy for an American man is 76.1 years, meaning all of the men in the race are statistically dead. http…
RT @SalingerPrivacy: Oh dear:
“Victoria Police’s spokeswoman…could not point to anything Victoria Police would consider its officers to…
RT @SalingerPrivacy: Well here’s something for privacy regulators @OAICgov @OVIC_AU @qld_oic : police forces in your jurisdictions denying…
RT @jpwarren: Lots of public servants seem to be *very* concerned that the public might find out what performing public duties actually loo…
@trentyarwood @jplonie @GordyPls @JennaPrice It’s interesting that so many exotic actions are being suggested when… https://t.co/H9AQi5Ntaz
@GreenJ @BlogsofWar No, this is starting to make sense.
@GreenJ Let’s ignore those for now and just assume I’m right.
@GreenJ How do you hole up on a hill?
@GreenJ And from the OED… pic.twitter.com/HGRRDpNguQ
@GreenJ What’s wrong with colloquial English?
@JustJimWillDo [Rolls eyes]
RT @naamanzhou: Two articles in two weeks, and 1000+ words, on how the Ramsay Centre will “have tutorials”, and teachers will “discuss idea…
@JustJimWillDo See, PJCIS on Friday was rather good. Home Affairs was torn a new one.
Do I want to watch any Senate Estimates today or am I going to be sensible?
RT @TomMcIlroy: Penny Wong very strong with PM&C public servants over document flow between Bridget McKenzie and Scott Morrison’s office on…
RT @larissawaters: Give me strength. Malcolm Roberts asking ‘questions’ of the Bureau is Meteorology in Environment Committee Estimates. Fo…
@philkernick @zdnetaustralia Hahahahaha you must be new here.
RT @oz_f: How long before everyone’s Tinder bio is “Just looking for someone to self-isolate with 😎â€
What IS it with Adelaide kids and pipe bombs? Because years ago there… um… never mind. https://t.co/yqJBfbdI8H
@GordyPls @trentyarwood @JennaPrice “Hello, everybody!†https://t.co/pWmQGccZMb
@zdnetaustralia Looking at my recent @zdnetaustralia stories, quite a few are on the theme of “government is terrib… https://t.co/I5mLwowQBQ
RT @dobes: 🾠It’s officially an ASX correction now ðŸ¾
RT @SamuelMoen: it took longer than expected but the twink of death prophesy finally came true https://t.co/ttjeWJ4Sdt
@SnarkyPlatypus So much of this goes back to the way evolutionary forces have shaped our brain hardware, but then t… https://t.co/I5hJeD68nf
@GordyPls @trentyarwood @JennaPrice Good morning “Doctor†Trent!
GODDAMMIT PETE I ONLY JUST LEARNED HOW TO PRONOUNCE YOUR NAME.
ICYMI, me at @zdnetaustralia on Friday: “Home Affairs savaged over poor data retention laws oversight†https://t.co/G6IKPY2Pos
@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland Well obviously.
@MsPraxis @GordyPls @JennaPrice @trentyarwood Goddammit that’s annoying, so good luck with that. I wonder how many… https://t.co/ep92cgaqXx
This is totally @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland @NewtonMark content. https://t.co/xUXu9j69JB
@nathancassidy This is wonderful! Thank you, Nathan.
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, of course, and there’s another link to the podcast which you… https://t.co/1O9SUGCCzM
Mon plan: Slow start because everything is terrible; administrivia; write for @zdnetaustralia, if my brain works pr… https://t.co/8tIuTelqI9
@GordyPls @JennaPrice @trentyarwood This too. Medical services at every level have a fixed capacity. Let’s not fill… https://t.co/DE4OvUgBkj
@GordyPls @JennaPrice @trentyarwood Pretty much, yes.
RT @johnb78: This is fun: the Sydney L2 line already carries more passengers than any of the classic (as opposed to significant lengths bei…
@paulwallbank Look we can all end up doing sloppy work on a Monday.
@JennaPrice I am not a doctor, obviously, but I talk to people like @trentyarwood (who claims to be a doctor) and s… https://t.co/0rnG4nV3wO
@JennaPrice That’s what I meant, yes. People should always be having the flu vaccine anyway because it helps stop t… https://t.co/jl1kTMegeg
This is typical of the sort of thing @paulwallbank would do just to get out of work. https://t.co/VNrCnoLYo2
@JennaPrice This will answer the flu questions, though COVID-19 is not an influenza. Good to have anyway of course. https://t.co/YxFMhl5zAC
RT @toritruslow: centuries of bones from London’s markets, butcheries, inns & palaces, kaleidoscoped twice a day by the tides at Greenwich…
I so want the audio of this. Can anyone help me here? https://t.co/VezcILEzea
I do not like this weather for Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/psPb56UsXL
RT @tfswebb: this story confirms what i have long suspected: a hugh jackman endorsement, properly worded, will outgun the central banks htt…
RT @nathancassidy: The best minute of radio has just happened on #bbcradio5
‘We have Chris on the line…chris?’
Silence
‘Oh… David do w…
cosmicjester A moment of silence for the first australian victim of the coronavirus. The *checks notes* Toorak property market pic.twitter.com/uEtkvE8GmD
RT @mocent0: When I first saw this picture, I thought it showed Priti Patel emerging from underground through a manhole like some kind of M…
RT @jamesrbuk: WHAT A SHOCK https://t.co/aak38P0NMu
I made a podcast yesterday. https://t.co/Ej5CsgtZyw
I will have a coffee in the hope that I will feel fewer terrible.
I feel terrible.
RT @AdamSpenceAU: Barnaby Joyce is at Manuka Coles right now. And yes, he really is that shade of red, it’s not just our TVs.
Monday. The penguins have no tears for you. Monday.