Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 2nd, 2020

annaspargoryan I worked for Disney for 3 hours.

I ate a custard scroll at my desk and they sacked me. twitter.com/yagirltoomuch/…

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pmdfoster EXC: ⛑🚨🚑🚨🚑

Dept of Health wanted U.K. to pitch to remain part of EU pandemic ‘EWRS’ early warning system after..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iq

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ellinghausen Senator Penny Wong listening to responses from PM&C officials over sports grants saga during Senate estimates pic.twitter.com/8VJfoMK0MT

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ededowen “so-called scientists” ffs twitter.com/realdanlyons/s…

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Why am I seeing a Mike Bloomberg advert on YouTube? I am in Australia. pic.twitter.com/2l3xlVl2Hz

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annafifield Food delivery in China during coronavirus: the menu shows photos of cleaning in the restaurant, the delivery contai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cn

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snurbbotinfo I thought the country to be truly fukt. It _is_ factually true.

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SuperCroup Why the hell would anyone actually care about this? twitter.com/ukhomeoffice/s…

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I’ll say it again: “Frankie Boyle’s Tour of Scotland” is excellent. All four episodes are on BBC iPlayer.

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mrjamesob Sh*t just got serious. pic.twitter.com/z3UhzbH3Tm

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@QueenslandMan1 Very. This has been kicking around for a fewer weeks, so I’ve already been taking precautions.

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@Diamondback1949 @wolfcat @stufromoz Marinate them a bit. This is basic kitchen science.

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@Diamondback1949 Yep, a world with more Fionas would be a much better world.

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@strikhedonia01 Yes, though that also repeats the idea that it’s a Chinese thing. I have mixed feelings about it.

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@RealKWB The sad stories will only multiply…

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stilgherrian ICYMI, me at @zdnetaustralia on Friday: “Home Affairs savaged over poor data retention laws oversight” zdnet.com/article/home-a…

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@TheNehad Yeah isn’t it. Also, it’s very quiet on Broadway and around Haymarket. We’re missing so many students.

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@manaz_d I was confused by the whole thing and still am.

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hughriminton The end of the longest summer… twitter.com/nswrfs/status/…

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stilgherrian I made a podcast yesterday. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia’s surveillance laws are hitting the social license problem” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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An excellent discussion, thank you @Sydney_Ideas. Someone should give @timsout his own chat show, because that was smooth as.

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@juhasaarinen That’s enough from you thank you very much.

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SnarkyPlatypus Seen in Broadway pic.twitter.com/WBGUnvC7Na

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Not sure if you can eat a whole vegan? pic.twitter.com/4z1xWhripC

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Random stat: 40% of the University of Sydney’s DOMESTIC undergraduate students do not speak English at home. (This..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1h

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There is a live transcription, but I missed the login. Sigh.

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Vice-Chancellor Dr Michael Spence just referred to Senator James Paterson’s comments on universities and Chinese st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tV

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@NewtonMark Look I’m a hopeless romantic about these things.

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I see the Southerly Buster has come through. pic.twitter.com/eENd2Pm36Q

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HartWexford The chances you will die are 100% twitter.com/meadea/status/…

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hauntedlatte I don’t know who needs to hear this but pic.twitter.com/6bB82vkb33

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Australia’s surveillance laws are hitting the social license problem” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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@jpwarren @moylecroft @dobes I don’t read much book-length stuff these days, but thanks.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes And how is the usually-calm Mr Burgess handling this line of questioning?

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Please help this poor, poor human with this vital work. twitter.com/cameronwilson/…

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Bad headline. The person with the coronavirus is NOT Governor Cuomo. twitter.com/Reuters/status…

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Last Thursday @TimWattsMP gave a @LowyInstitute speech, “Democracy and the authoritarian challenge”. The audio isn’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ee

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dobes This is sensational.

Liberal Senators having a go at ASIO boss for using the term “right wing extremism” in his sp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hp

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Mon plan, remainder: Slack time (now); 1830 “Leadership for good: combating viral panic, misinformation and racism”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N6

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“Department of Parliamentary Services gives itself cyber tick of approval” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/depart…

I too..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dl

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@SuperCroup Look it’s probably not cancer. Or lycanthropy.

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Expect frothing from certain quarters. twitter.com/neighbour_s/st…

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains long-standing provisions.

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So in PJCIS on Friday, the mics were left on when one of the sessions ended. My voice-to-speech tool picked up this. pic.twitter.com/UczGtvMHjv

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@dobes @purserj I have never had a computer burst into… oh hang on.

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@expectproblems Some patients might even like that. Helps relieve the boredom.

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People discovering that hospitals are finite in size.

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clapifyoulikeme The life expectancy for an American man is 76.1 years, meaning all of the men in the race are statistically dead. twitter.com/samstein/statu…

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SalingerPrivacy Oh dear:

“Victoria Police’s spokeswoman…could not point to anything Victoria Police would consider its officers..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2i

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SalingerPrivacy Well here’s something for privacy regulators @OAICgov @OVIC_AU @qld_oic : police forces in your jurisdictions denyi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hT

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jpwarren Lots of public servants seem to be *very* concerned that the public might find out what performing public duties actually looks like.

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@trentyarwood @jplonie @GordyPls @JennaPrice It’s interesting that so many exotic actions are being suggested when..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…az

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@GreenJ @BlogsofWar No, this is starting to make sense.

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@GreenJ Let’s ignore those for now and just assume I’m right.

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@GreenJ What’s wrong with colloquial English?

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naamanzhou Two articles in two weeks, and 1000+ words, on how the Ramsay Centre will “have tutorials”, and teachers will “disc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T2

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@JustJimWillDo See, PJCIS on Friday was rather good. Home Affairs was torn a new one.

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Do I want to watch any Senate Estimates today or am I going to be sensible?

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TomMcIlroy Penny Wong very strong with PM&C public servants over document flow between Bridget McKenzie and Scott Morrison’s o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iF

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larissawaters Give me strength. Malcolm Roberts asking ‘questions’ of the Bureau is Meteorology in Environment Committee Estimate..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fh

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oz_f How long before everyone’s Tinder bio is “Just looking for someone to self-isolate with 😎”

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What IS it with Adelaide kids and pipe bombs? Because years ago there… um… never mind. twitter.com/MarkMooney7/st…

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@zdnetaustralia Looking at my recent @zdnetaustralia stories, quite a few are on the theme of “government is terrib..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BQ

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dobes 🍾 It’s officially an ASX correction now 🍾

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SamuelMoen it took longer than expected but the twink of death prophesy finally came true twitter.com/dccised/status…

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@SnarkyPlatypus So much of this goes back to the way evolutionary forces have shaped our brain hardware, but then t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nf

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GODDAMMIT PETE I ONLY JUST LEARNED HOW TO PRONOUNCE YOUR NAME.

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ICYMI, me at @zdnetaustralia on Friday: “Home Affairs savaged over poor data retention laws oversight” zdnet.com/article/home-a…

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@MsPraxis @GordyPls @JennaPrice @trentyarwood Goddammit that’s annoying, so good luck with that. I wonder how many..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xx

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@nathancassidy This is wonderful! Thank you, Nathan.

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, of course, and there’s another link to the podcast which you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zM

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Mon plan: Slow start because everything is terrible; administrivia; write for @zdnetaustralia, if my brain works pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I9

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@GordyPls @JennaPrice @trentyarwood This too. Medical services at every level have a fixed capacity. Let’s not fill..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kj

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johnb78 This is fun: the Sydney L2 line already carries more passengers than any of the classic (as opposed to significant..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…He

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@paulwallbank Look we can all end up doing sloppy work on a Monday.

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@JennaPrice I am not a doctor, obviously, but I talk to people like @trentyarwood (who claims to be a doctor) and s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wO

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@JennaPrice That’s what I meant, yes. People should always be having the flu vaccine anyway because it helps stop t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eg

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This is typical of the sort of thing @paulwallbank would do just to get out of work. twitter.com/OurNewHomecoac…

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@JennaPrice This will answer the flu questions, though COVID-19 is not an influenza. Good to have anyway of course. smartclinics.com.au/2020-flu-shot-…

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toritruslow centuries of bones from London’s markets, butcheries, inns & palaces, kaleidoscoped twice a day by the tides at Gre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9k

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I so want the audio of this. Can anyone help me here? twitter.com/nathancassidy/…

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I do not like this weather for Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/psPb56UsXL

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tfswebb this story confirms what i have long suspected: a hugh jackman endorsement, properly worded, will outgun the centra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jq

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nathancassidy The best minute of radio has just happened on
‘We have Chris on the line…chris?’
Silence
‘Oh… David..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8Z

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cosmicjester A moment of silence for the first australian victim of the coronavirus. The *checks notes* Toorak property market pic.twitter.com/uEtkvE8GmD

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mocent0 When I first saw this picture, I thought it showed Priti Patel emerging from underground through a manhole like som..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4G

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jamesrbuk WHAT A SHOCK twitter.com/alexadobrien/s…

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I will have a coffee in the hope that I will feel fewer terrible.

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AdamSpenceAU Barnaby Joyce is at Manuka Coles right now. And yes, he really is that shade of red, it’s not just our TVs.

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Monday. The penguins have no tears for you. Monday.

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