@cryo_elite @TheShovel Oh in the name of all the gods you guys too?
@kcarruthers @DrRhysPockett I am helping him pack for New Zealand. Or more accurately, I’m drinking gin and offerin… https://t.co/6HLaRa0hF5
laurelchor My flight from Milan to London. #COVID19 pic.twitter.com/7OItRQdUS7
NorthmanTrader Scientists: We’re working on a vaccine, it may take a year.
Central banks: We’ll drown the virus with liquidity.
@kcarruthers @DrRhysPockett He can explain.
Important Fact: I make my own decisions about underpants.
@paulwiggins Good work.
@kcarruthers I am helping @DrRhysPockett.
In which @gathgwyn is concerned about the current state of affairs. pic.twitter.com/C14ZUVZlhJ
Being useful.
If you haven’t listened to my most recent podcast with @FionaPattenMLC, well, you should. https://t.co/Ej5CsgtZyw
@oberonsghost Indeed. Searching for her work is a pleasant rabbit-hole.
@R_Chirgwin Ah yes, I’d been told there was a police raid the other day. It’s about time someone took Twelve Tribes apart.
Check out Berenice Abbott. She was fucking brilliant. https://t.co/zZLSqiNZKi https://t.co/YurKNfGS5M
@rgmerk @Ng88Mr This doesn’t surprise me. Mind you, I’m looking forward to Donald Trump’s musings on government.
This is such a magnificent photo. It’s by Berenice Abbott and colorised by Avi A Katz. https://t.co/Jpbl7FhU6T
@timehhh Oh they will.
I love that @SBSOnDemand’s advertisers’ algorithms think I would ever buy this shit. https://t.co/oPyfuQpext
@boieau @dobes @PunishedDilbert @davidgerard @rohan_p Indeed. But then it has a certain charm, being made by an adult.
A TVC for a Miele oven just described it as “intuitiveâ€. FFS it’s an oven!
RT @NewtonMark: For the sake of etiquette, when you welcome someone to your home: After greeting your guest, ask them if they need to shit,…
@R_Chirgwin 404. Try again.
@boieau @dobes @PunishedDilbert @davidgerard @rohan_p Exactly.
@michaelmeloni I want to meet that person. Then watch them make a raft out of toilet paper.
RT @stilgherrian: MARK THE DATE: On 7 Dec @TimeGhostTV will do a Pearl Harbor Minute-by-Minute live video for 6 hours starting 0600 Hawaii…
RT @NewtonMark: Well this escalated quickly. https://t.co/VMzTbsi8mk 50 year old Tamworth man tased and arrested after allegedly assaulting…
@NewtonMark @glengyron @achanthadavong @SnarkyPlatypus @simonhackett Each to their own.
@R_Chirgwin Once when I was doing a cover shift on @abcadelaide when the cricket was coming from the UK, the advice… https://t.co/clAo30i5KQ
@glengyron @achanthadavong @SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark @simonhackett I for one welcome our new durian overlords.
@ThermiteBanana Exactly.
@NewtonMark Looking for toilet paper dealers.
@moylecroft @ashabeeeee Indeed. But have a squizz at these two. https://t.co/hFlTCobmEn
@moylecroft @ashabeeeee But to add to that, it’s clear that Renwick will be recommending some changes that go at le… https://t.co/snYH5kKiC4
@moylecroft @ashabeeeee This is my interpretation of how Renwick seems to be using it: Effective in providing the a… https://t.co/eIGrrhDg8f
“Sydney Uni researchers turn durian and jackfruit waste into charging packs†by @achanthadavong… https://t.co/KG13jLsHke
“National Security Legislation Monitor won’t be recommending Encryption Bill repeal†by @ashabeeeee… https://t.co/8Ufb4cS6Kx
@SuperCroup Sure. There was music playing. Probably.
@RealNickHodge Look I know burning books is frowned upon, but maybe this time it’s OK?
@Ng88Mr Haha yeah I kinda got over them very, very quickly. Still, that’s softer soft propaganda than Xi’s book.
@AndyDW_ How good is mediocrity!
@funranium @swearyanthony @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p @davidgerard @NuclearAnthro My mind is just fine. :)
Spotted by a friend at a Sydney Airport newsagency. Note the top row. Does anyone know the origins of this campaign… https://t.co/Kg1SVFAcJP
TheShovel Your IQ is 100 minus the number of toilet rolls you have in your house right now pic.twitter.com/KJENM93Sik
@AndyDW_ He’s good, eh.
@funranium @swearyanthony @dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p @davidgerard @NuclearAnthro I really have no idea what’s going on any more.
@corduroy @bengrubb I’m thinking the people making the races happen rather than the punters, but then my memories o… https://t.co/lQVS5k4KGf
@lefthand_diodes @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup @aleeb88 Hundreds of the fuckers.
… with a human face. pic.twitter.com/wdxhPpLdGT
dril twitter 2050 is an enhanced reality experience where you can step into a virtual sweatshop and lecture the workers about their Table Manners
@dobes @PunishedDilbert @davidgerard @rohan_p Who’s the shonky-looking bloke on the right? Who is holding the sign? Who designed the sign?
@dobes @PunishedDilbert @davidgerard @rohan_p OH I AM SO IN!
PunishedDilbert @dobes UHHHHHHH pic.twitter.com/WOFXEj7x0f
best_in_dumbest Let’s take the “Rag”
out of “Diaphragm” pic.twitter.com/g6Wt24BjWb
RT @dobes: What the hell happened today? https://t.co/8LlXoGa1HY
@sicksadhack @_ClaireConnelly @snurb_dot_info @TomSear @elisethoma5 @lawfarepodcast @jennyleong And here is the pod… https://t.co/ApBIOpehRP
@gathgwyn If I find a carrot…
In Ashfield. @gathgwyn followed me to the kitchen, rubbed against my legs plaintively, howled about the lack of foo… https://t.co/pmDhWuLGu5
@Davelennonabc Maybe.
“Exercise DVDSâ€. https://t.co/xATJvEV6hq
To be fair, most supermarket customers should be tasered.
@tacticalmaid Darren the Double Cow-Arsed Designer.
@jpwarren “Difficult� I went to a great deal of effort to not swear at anyone.
Survivalist. pic.twitter.com/BKVpqAKrmC
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets, again.
@tacticalmaid @TransportforNSW It’s the two pieces left over after they stitched together the other two pieces to m… https://t.co/BoMANTPGTk
@TransportforNSW Prioritising the desires of advertisers over passenger comfort and experience is completely backwards.
When people say “technology roadmap†it means “imaginary technologyâ€. https://t.co/hUXPBE5aWc
Hey @TransportforNSW I reckon that covering a tram with advertising so dense that you can’t even see out through th… https://t.co/RPCqs0qEf8
This is enough pleuting for now, actually. pic.twitter.com/LDRmNUms3q
@SuperCroup @McThingface @SnarkyPlatypus @aleeb88 WTF? No, at an aquarium.
I should probably have lunch at some point.
@McThingface @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus @aleeb88 Not a theory. A fact.
@McThingface @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus @aleeb88 What a turd.
@JustJimWillDo And where does the heroin go?
@jonkudelka @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus @aleeb88 This is probably true.
@McThingface @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus @aleeb88 Was it cranky?
@DavidFeng No. Zurich is inland. Your trick question didn’t catch me!
RT @EwinHannan: @australian Officials initially told estimates today that more events were planned for Cam. When pressed for detail, they s…
RT @EwinHannan: @australian Cam’s work on the “engagement hub” involved him posing questions and seeking feedback but the event was not liv…
RT @EwinHannan: @australian Skills Department officials told Senate estimates that in five months Cam had appeared in three short videos, m…
RT @EwinHannan: TV tradie Scott Cam has so far received $145,000 in taxpayers funds (will get $350k) to be the government’s careers ambassa…
Brocklesnitch Once I wrote a story for an erotic fan fiction event that included lee lin chin pegging scott cam with a gold Logie
@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus @aleeb88 Yes. A dolphin. It bit me. Dolphins are arseholes.
@CorpulentBrony Hello.
@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus @aleeb88 There’s not that many things that will definitely kill you.
AI transcriptions are sometimes so plaintive. pic.twitter.com/28g0J0yNez
@SnarkyPlatypus @aleeb88 @SuperCroup It was inside my sleeping bag and did not appreciate being disturbed.
@davidmore @ashabeeeee It isn’t a DTA project. These are DTA projects. Well, projects that the DTA is meant to be watching.
@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup @aleeb88 I have been attacked by a goanna and an echidna and lots of birds and a dolphi… https://t.co/N9Ih4wgSyV
“Australian House committee recommends age verification for porn and loot box access†by @dobes… https://t.co/2iz1G1uFdR
@zyzzyvamedia @eightiestragic Preppers aren’t necessarily the best thinkifiers.
TheNTNews BREAKING: DARWIN SHOP ISSUES WARNING TO WOULD BE THIEVES #toiletpapercrisis pic.twitter.com/J72kbQGOkd
@ajhill_alan It’s not.
“Australian government is currently juggling 62 high-cost IT projects†by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/c9khQ1dePa
“Inf… https://t.co/LbXH6RUpX1
“New Bill to prepare Australian law enforcement for the US CLOUD Act†by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/kWJyjNgQSm
RT @dobes: Come on down Barnaby Town!! https://t.co/dIwyYWkLWv
Meanwhile in Sydney… pic.twitter.com/kiFCi1wmnM
@juhasaarinen @NewtonMark @rchirgwin Meh.
@expectproblems To the Moon!
I just noticed that the first numbered data card for my Zoom H1n recorder is labelled “H1N1â€. Oink!
Yes, Australia’s interest in toilet paper is definitely waning. https://t.co/JdQtXWfUwi https://t.co/ZXc7950IvS
@juhasaarinen @NewtonMark @rchirgwin Just using a grader to make it flat would be a good start.
@jpwarren Yeah but nor do you have to clench so tightly.
@ashabeeeee This is another one for @jpwarren.
reborn_vlad Oh my fucking god pic.twitter.com/EjgtMgLQs9
RT @hughriminton: I’ll be intrigued to see what inventive maths Matt Canavan comes up with to explain this… https://t.co/F49YVvS0kI
@jpwarren Now you’re just being difficult.
@NewtonMark @juhasaarinen @rchirgwin Oh those idiots. Yes, well.
@SparkleOps @dprk_ebooks Figures.
@zyzzyvamedia @eightiestragic I am informed that some supermarkets have seen selling out of baked beans and canned spaghetti.
We’re wrapping up, bu@LowyInstitutete will have this up as a podcast soon enough.
An audience member just introduced herself as a “technology analyst for a federal agency†and asked Renwick how he… https://t.co/UlcI9SV2zN
One interesting thing Renwick says about TARs is that it’s an agreement between an agency and a comms provider, “bu… https://t.co/BDZNZXQz0Q
Hard copies of the paper are here. It’ll be on th@LowyInstitutete website but I don’t know when.
He keeps referring to a paper which will be available after this session. Sounds like we have A Document to conside… https://t.co/q2oLOWBXMT
Renwick is now running through how the TOLA Act works, with TARs and TANs and TCNs. All this will be new to so many… https://t.co/Y70Uncrjn6
Renwick repeats his comment that because we don’t really understand how much our digital data might reveal, any law… https://t.co/dXzMwaKrOj
Some of this is a repeat of Renwick’s opening remarks from the other day. See PDF here. https://t.co/oJjgdsYaXZ
@TimWattsMP Do we have that transcript yet?
Renwick says he will not be recommending a wholesale repeal of the TOLA Act, which doesn’t surprise me.
Here’s some recents from me on last month’s public hearings with the INSLM (Independent National Security Legislati… https://t.co/ApqKhL6blE
At @LowyInstitute for “What are the right encryption laws for Australia?†with INSLM Dr James Renwick… https://t.co/3YCmFzap8C
@TimWattsMP Nothing. Just wondering.
It’s California’s turn to find a ship’s passengers. https://t.co/mUUyF9SWMH
@TheNehad How would that differ?
Are Bronies still a thing?
DickKingSmith ‘What IS the stopping distance of a pregnant ferret travelling at 4mph?’, I hear you cry…
Please observe. pic.twitter.com/aujIndzafv
RT @wolfcat: I don’t need to stockpile for the #toiletpapercrisis as when the Paris targets were set I purchased toilet paper offset credit…
No one likes your ringtone and because of that they think less of you.
I have long since passed the Hill of Dead Pets.
@juhasaarinen @rchirgwin @NewtonMark I’m unsure of the history of all this, except to say that the previous lessee… https://t.co/zJBUmtONOZ
@mobilesimmo @ConversationEDU Not the Charter, no, but I’d have to check the whole ABC Act. The ABC can already sel… https://t.co/R59sV5wSjU
#psychwardgreenandyellowtrain, being a K-Set. pic.twitter.com/uTwv0pAXNa
@SuperCroup There no fools.
@damana I did not. I am amply supplied already.
Re-entering Ashfield station. It is not on fire.
Ashfield errand accomplished.
Alighting at Ashfield station where the fire alarm is sounding.
@Headwellred My phone is so very helpful today.
@Gin_ev_ra I suspect you’re right. It’s certainly been my experience.
This pleases me. https://t.co/LzC8fgrXQw
#blueandyellowtrain, briefly.
Straffle.
Or has his head been shopped onto Jones’ body?
Is he being dressed by Alan Jones? That’s… awful. https://t.co/DuIDQNrW7U
RT @jo_laverty: They actually did it! @TheNTNews published spare sheets of paper for those worried about running out of 🧻 #toiletpapergate…
@dobes @IainFergo You could get stickers made. pic.twitter.com/Zvbtjz4Byy
If I remember right, Oleg Gordievsky said the US-created-AIDS disinformation campaign was dropped when the KGB deci… https://t.co/rc4CgY2EaJ
@dobes Seems fair.
Whenever I type “Duckett†my phone wants to change it to “Fuckwitâ€. It’s w@dobesul, @dobes.
It appears that yesterday was peak toilet paper. (Sorry for the differently shaped charts. I’m using different devi… https://t.co/gvj0tVVkd3
Beautiful. Attn: @ApostrophePong. https://t.co/a4bqYJMjaT
@mobilesimmo @ConversationEDU Indeed. Particularly as the ABC is (was) already an AAP customer.
@Headwellred You know the answering to that.
@oberonsghost Maria. No.
Here’s the official coronavirus COVID-19 isolation guide from the Department of Health. It’s not as onerous as you… https://t.co/bKJq7CRlo4
Yes, I like frogs.
Pro Tip: There’s no need to say “I though I’d reach out to ask whether you like frogs?â€, for example. Just ask. “Do… https://t.co/5DFeQ4RAZb
Predictive text, eh? pic.twitter.com/sqjzc50LNi
RT @NZHumanRights: This advice also applies when there is no virus around. #GiveNothingToRacism https://t.co/PyDRot5eNm
How many sets of antlers are there in Parliament House?
Oops. The antlers have another owner. https://t.co/7zpuFGs4q9
@samanthamaiden Awwww…
RT @NZHumanRights: Remember to keep calm, listen to the facts, adhere to the advice from the @minhealthnz, and #GiveNothingToRacism. #COVID…
Antlers! https://t.co/1u21JzpVYd
Thu plan, confirmed: 0924 train to Sydney (now); quick errand, Ashfield; 1245 @LowyInstitute “What are the right en… https://t.co/PnUZ5HdQ3w
RT @genesimmons: Kids, this is false and fake news. Unless you hear it from me, it’s fake. And, health officials tell us masks do nothing.…
None. Because I can count to 20. https://t.co/UL1ws1XSto
@mobilesimmo @ConversationEDU Not really. All respect to The Conversation for analysis and commentary, but they don… https://t.co/WYzyIFvjuI
@damana @kcarruthers Sorry, you’re quite right.
@damana @kcarruthers Science only leads to problems.
dobes 2020 delivers pic.twitter.com/42eulDWHgK
@sleepingdingo I can suggest some retailers if you’re interested. Plus I haven’t checked if you’re in iPhone or And… https://t.co/AknsovCMoM
@sleepingdingo Another option which will also give you broadcast quality is something like this, the RØDE smartLav+… https://t.co/DDhS8FLS4f
@sleepingdingo I happen to use a Zoom H1n, but I carry that with me in case I want to do podcast stuff. It’s total… https://t.co/thflsLcAIZ
@sleepingdingo 1. Quiet room, ideally with soft things nearby like couches or curtains. Sound reflects off hard sur… https://t.co/mrRb62zhG1
@sleepingdingo A better mic is less useful for this than you might think, especially if you don’t need broadcast or… https://t.co/lBDZLP9T7F
@portusprince [Bows.]
@sleepingdingo “Noisy room†is the problem there, not the software. Audio quality is key to all of this. I suspect… https://t.co/vz7bXH0iVY
And here’s a sub-thread from @NewtonMark with more history from the crazy days of the early 2000s which led, in a w… https://t.co/p2o3LeO7qy
Australian Associated Press (AAP) will close, but the data network and ISP is spawned lives on. @NewtonMark explain… https://t.co/VDIlxWjnfJ
The Blue Lagoon. https://t.co/C7vDTGkpWc
RT @NeePscambaiting: Had a good laugh since a long time. Some guy asked me for help to track down a cyber criminal. The guy had transferred…
andy_park Flights out of #Houston empty pic.twitter.com/qiWaL7pbTa
@mcannonbrookes We certainly do. The panic buying has been ridiculous. https://t.co/DsTFRbKig3 https://t.co/TmkKsTuhGZ
@sleepingdingo For sure. There’s quite a few cost,-effective options these days. This is https://t.co/NexjCdhdbI bu… https://t.co/wQaKY31v0g
@Davelennonabc I would love to interview the PM.
Me starting an interview with guest. It’s good to set the ground rules up frontpic.twitter.com/r9bgZIF1nEnE
Usage of “all around†versus “all aroundâ€. https://t.co/S2LVdXGNyZ https://t.co/dN9mKsIq9x
Thu plan, draft: Pack again; 0924 train to Sydney; quick errand, Ashfield; 1245 @LowyInstitute “What are the right… https://t.co/4Ec1fNEVtr
@Jovianshadow Wet is good.
It’ll definitely be higher. People who’ve held off panic buying will start to realise they’ll need to poo on the we… https://t.co/3XuiqoFdZM
@amicus_AU Hahaha sucked in.
Place your bets! Will Australians’ searches for “toilet paper†today be higher or lower than yesterday?… https://t.co/0dDrczPddN
@NewtonMark Well, when a man and woman love each other very much…
ben_machell What’s the wellest an email has ever found you?
I’m heading down to Sydney today and it looks like it’s going to be sogpic.twitter.com/qAEyWLKvmyKvmy
Thursday. Just look at the size of that length! Thursday.
MARK THE DATE: On 7 Dec @TimeGhostTV will do a Pearl Harbor Minute-by-Minute live video for 6 hours starting 0600 H… https://t.co/hQ2thp66Xr