Gorn.

MrMichaelSpicer fella doing the news with the actual virus standing next to him like a football mascot pic.twitter.com/qWRlP6WWf2
docrussjackson I’m no royalist, but this is a fabulous photo & a massive ‘fuck you’ to all the miserable Little Englanders & all t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9i
@benjaellis @ApostrophePong [Nods]
@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren @dawnstarau @DDsD @dobes @NewtonMark @rgibli Is this about fisting?
@benjaellis @ApostrophePong Sure, but that doesn’t make it a thing.
@JustJimWillDo @ApostrophePong Yeah even just looking at the photo there’s a lot of bullshit going on there.
I’m pretty sure that “Thai basil yoghurt” is not a thing. @ApostrophePong? twitter.com/ottolenghi/sta…
@Wyld @snurbbotinfo Look @snurbbotinfo is very good and quite sentient.
snurbbotinfo New Zealand is photoshopped. I am APPALLED.
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @kcarruthers @oberonsghost @70s_party Well @MacqDictionary is somewhat br..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wd
@glengyron Beautiful.
@SarahMitchellOz @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @JustJimWillDo @kcarruthers @oberonsghost @70s_party Correct. :)
@kcarruthers @SarahMitchellOz @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party It’s not as bad as you think.
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @kcarruthers @oberonsghost @70s_party Here we go. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@kcarruthers @SarahMitchellOz @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party I actually trolled myself with a can of SPAM recently.
@SarahMitchellOz @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party Tinned ham. How the 20th Century was survived.

From the OED, “salad”. pic.twitter.com/SnvJjEN8i7
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @kcarruthers @oberonsghost @70s_party The word “salad” has gone through a lot.
@SarahMitchellOz @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party Yeah that does not look good.
This is a big night in food.
@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @JustJimWillDo @kcarruthers @oberonsghost @70s_party “Pineapple Lime Jello Salad”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bq
patstokes It took 98 years from the publication of ‘Ulysses’ before we got Belfast’s answer to Dublin’s Molly Bloom’s monolog..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TE
@moylecroft I knew someone would look it up for me.
@PodcastName @dfpiii I also like the idea of saying “This week on…” when it’s been eight months than the last episode.
@SarahMitchellOz @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party Hah! I was So much a thing, though, especially in the US.
@FrKarlSinclair @SnarkyPlatypus Exactly.
@glengyron @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @oberonsghost @70s_party Yes, it was about the spectacle of it all.
Finally, there is a new @PodcastName. Thank you @dfpiii and the other guy. pca.st/2l56vaxd
@SarahMitchellOz @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party Send her around. I’ll deal with her.
@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party “In the early 1950s refrigerators were still quite..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1K
@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party To be fair it was more 1950s etc, and refrigerator..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JS

@kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party Here’s another version. pic.twitter.com/3AN1or66bs
To be fair, about 1% of all humans will die in that time anyway. twitter.com/DoctorKarl/sta…

@kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party Exactly. pic.twitter.com/FKm1HHt9KG
@DDsD @dobes @jpwarren @NewtonMark @rgibli Sure. Obviously.
@FrKarlSinclair @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah that was a weird time. Suddenly microwaved meals was The Way Of The Future. No..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7W
@blahblahellis @SnarkyPlatypus Church cookbooks were always such repositories of traditional wisdom. Parsley sauce!..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YV
@jplonie @oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @70s_party This is true, and perhaps the hardest bit to recreate.
@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @70s_party Yeah that was always a bit special.
@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @70s_party Snap!
@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @70s_party “9 Drinks That Only People Who Grew Up In The ’70s Will Underst..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Br
@FrKarlSinclair @SnarkyPlatypus I’m enjoying some of your more radical theology. Very Dante Alighieri.
@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @70s_party But of course. Though to be fair I still like myself a Campari and Soda.
@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @70s_party And track down some booze brands that might still be a thing…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EH
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party I like the jelly blocks, though yeah it looks too modern.
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party I’d be up for that. Everyone bring a dish. It’d be terrible, but in a good way.
@Ex_spurt @dobes @jpwarren @NewtonMark @rgibli Hahaha. But yes.
@jpwarren @dobes @NewtonMark @rgibli Indeed. Totally the wrong messaging, to the point of being a lie.
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron The food processing industry does actually have some good recipes these da..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ve
@jpwarren @dobes @NewtonMark @rgibli Yes you’re preaching to the choir here. It’s just such a stupid campaign.
@SnarkyPlatypus @FrKarlSinclair Be careful, Karl, or I’ll make it for the Platypus tomorrow!
@oberonsghost @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus There’s a LOT of quality Asian food here. mccormick.com.au/recipes?filter…
@oberonsghost @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Here you go, @SnarkyPlatypus! Sweet and Sour Pork. mccormick.com.au/recipes/flavou…
@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron I’m just trying to educate you about Australia’s unique culture.

@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron I don’t think you understand how awesome Rice-a-Riso is. pic.twitter.com/ee4YltYX2s
@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus BUT IT HAS PRAWNS.
@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus You’re welcome.
@SnarkyPlatypus Rice-A-Riso (Australian ad, 1979) youtube.com/watch?v=w_zhAZ…
@SnarkyPlatypus There’s more. youtube.com/watch?v=4dVXk0…
@SnarkyPlatypus Sun White Calrose Rice ad (Australia) 1980 youtube.com/watch?v=rLuPE3…
@SnarkyPlatypus Yes.
@R_Chirgwin @AndrewColley Especially bad satire. :)
@dobes @jpwarren @NewtonMark @rgibli There’s a website. Because of course there is. thepriceofpiracy.org.au
HAHAHAHA! Check this new anti-piracy TVC from Creative Content Australia (formerly the IP Awareness Foundation). Yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JU
@TrishHepworth @SnarkyPlatypus Well, yes.

FXMC1957 PHOTO OF THE DAY. London in the snow (1963). pic.twitter.com/5nsKK6y2Lv
@clairebrooks @R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus Not until I eat that, no. :)
@TrishHepworth @SnarkyPlatypus Hahaha no I meant the heritage of the recipe. :)
@clairebrooks @R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus OK, this is another whole variant I’m not familiar with, but then we alwa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QI
@TrishHepworth @SnarkyPlatypus I can see where this recipe is going. What hits be so much about recipes from this p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SI
@AndrewColley @R_Chirgwin Sure. But I think it’s best not to think about these things too much.

mondomascots NoDrug-kun, the anti-drugs mascot for Kyoto, Japan, has a stash of narcotics on top of his head. pic.twitter.com/cqgfmJxcsh
joeheenan Someone on the radio said Britain will remain calm about the Coronavirus.
People phoned the police when KFC ran out of chicken
@AndrewColley @R_Chirgwin Well it’s good advice.
@R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus We shall not talk about the coconut ever again.
@R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus Hmmm. I can see where she’s going with that but I think this is now a different dish. C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lG
@jpwarren Exactly.
@AyaReina @SnarkyPlatypus See? This is the ultimate in culinary excellence! [Bows]
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Hah! “Various incarnations have evolved over the years to include their..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vs
@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup @JustJimWillDo Yes, apparently. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronatio…
@SuperCroup @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus I like the difference between the SBS and BBC ratings. :)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1o
@eddit0r @SnarkyPlatypus Curried scallop pie!
@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup There’s something about the sausages having been kept in the fridge overnight and the fat.
@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup The Family Hotel in Katoomba always has some lunch item for $5 and on Mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ib
@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup I’m still not sure I’m going to make it. I really should’ve cooked the sausages today.
@SuperCroup @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus And perhaps carrots. And sultanas.
@SuperCroup @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Actually it needs to have frozen peas.
@eddit0r @SnarkyPlatypus Celery? No. Definitely no celery.
@NewtonMark @JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Because this is what you signed up for.
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus See THIS is what it’s meant to look like. Not sure about the bay leaf th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LP
@blahblahellis @SnarkyPlatypus Awesome, I may try this recipe, because the tomato and onion is certainly part of the experience.
@SnarkyPlatypus @patstokes This is far from the most problematic, trust me.
@ZedAyySeeKay @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup THIS IS WHY I AM GOING TO MAKE THIS DISH TOMORROW. PROBABLY.
@RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus EMPIRE FOOD.
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Also, this curried sausages looks wrong because it’s not yellow.

@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Also if you don’t cut up the sausages they look like turds. pic.twitter.com/iqFCx3kgHo

@patstokes @SnarkyPlatypus Wow. Bad food AND imperialism! I’ll buy a can tomorrow! Also, “all purpose”! pic.twitter.com/k7R3vAl2h3
@staticsan @ApostrophePong @Grammarly I’m OK with ads. Just not so many ads for a service I will never use.
@TrishHepworth @SnarkyPlatypus WAIT WHAT?
@aleeb88 @SnarkyPlatypus Well obviously. :)
@SuperCroup @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Now look. The sausages are sliced up because they’re yesterday’s sausage..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fe
@SnarkyPlatypus I’ll soon ruin that.
@ApostrophePong I like the soap opera/ melodrama parody feel to the video. Is this an 1990s song?
@SnarkyPlatypus I should probably make something else too, not just troll food.
Putting together the shopping list for tomorrow, when I’m cooking for @SnarkyPlatypus. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@GeorgeCockroft @jpwarren Cats are not part of this Senate Inquiry, but I seem to remember that there’s some sort o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3j
@_midofo_ Excellent, thank you.
@ApostrophePong That… that was not what I was expecting. That’s so good.
@_midofo_ Oh right. If it’s not on the website it’ll be in the system somewhere so I might get one of my ABC Moles to dig it out.
@MsLods Thanks, Leanne. It was a fun afternoon. And the Parliamentary Shiraz was just gorgeous.
@_midofo_ This makes perfect sense. I know I’m being silly but I maybe quarter-understand how serious a problem these feral animals are.
@SnarkyPlatypus Turns out that’s exactly what they are. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_goat See also @munin’s tweets.
@munin This makes sense. The feral goats do end up being eaten. I friend, who I haven’t seen in quite some years, is a goat hunter.
If you have enjoyed this feral deer, pig, and goat coverage please consider throwing a few dollars into the tip jar. stilgherrian.com/tip/
Finally, “The department has nothing further to add.” All this is from the latest answer to a question on notice to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sN
“The national feral pig action/management plan will focus on national coordination of feral pig management,” which..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M9
The specific role and function, and activities to be undertaken by, the National Feral Pig Coordinator are still be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T1

The RSPCA’s concerns about feral deer animal welfare have been rejected. pic.twitter.com/arJglaEz0f
There’s mention of the Australian Feral Camel Management Project (AFCMP) but little further information because cam..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pq

This is a big one at $1,185,061: e-Technology Hub — Intelli-Traps’ for pest animals including feral deer.pic.twitter.com/DENVLamC3II
The Feral Deer Aggregator will cost $300,000 and is on track for completion in 2021. “[The] prototype has been desi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…of
$381,085 on “Reducing the costs and complexity of establishing ‘Judas’ animals”, which I assume is a death metal ba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xm
$351,000 on “Facilitating effective and efficient biosecurity management of feral goats, sulphur-crested cockatoo,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q0
LATEST NEWS from the Senate Inquiry into the “Impact of feral deer, pigs and goats in Australia”! Australia is spen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QZ
@gusworldau Probably quite high. But a pig costume could still be fun.
@ApostrophePong I see why you like the video. :) And I was correct in guessing it was Hong Kong.
@ApostrophePong Wow. That’s quite remarkable. Tight as. 88Kasyo Junrei, or “pilgrimage to eighty-eight places” eh? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/88Kasyo_J…
@Sheeds_au Toed of Toed Whorel.
Tweet content which is guaranteed to get me to click. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…
I am just some dumb punter, but I simply don’t believe the US figures. twitter.com/johnbrownstein…

jrhennessy Nearly there pic.twitter.com/3Yy0mo9LB2
@NathanaelB @WarWraith Thank you, I think, but this does not fill me with confidence.
@SuperCroup Was there some doubt about this?
@SuperCroup How little you know…

@steve_evil @SnarkyPlatypus Oh that’s excellent. pic.twitter.com/saQ4gdmlIR
Mother and two small boys in Trinity Grammar uniforms wait to cross Liverpool Rd. Another woman starts crossing bef..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0e
@ajft Grrrowl.

“Precious cargo,” @SnarkyPlatypus. pic.twitter.com/WQ1NlxzoV5
@PSyvret In that it’s broken down and being towed?
“Equal opportunity commissioner to investigate ’19th-century boys’ club’ culture in SA Parliament,” though South Au..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MQ
This is helpful. “Coronavirus update: Study suggests two strains have evolved, and it’s possible to be infected wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tO
I should’ve said “toad the lion” eh.
@jpwarren @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland @NewtonMark Do not mock me. I think it’s magnificent. Thank you, @voltagex.
Whenever I see someone write “towed* the company line” I think they might as well go the whole hog with “towed the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2s
@NathanaelB I will single-handedly be replacing AAP.
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup No. It’s not going to happen.
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup Why would I watch that if it causes brain worms?
@voltagex Wow. Finally.
@SnarkyPlatypus Yet here we are.
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup It doesn’t do anything to me because I don’t know the song. It must be a British old-people thing.

Confirmed: Wednesday night was peak “toilet paper” in Australia. pic.twitter.com/mJqdMrTbHP
hackermaderas Its not a backdoor, its a justice hatch.
This is a clear sign that someone needs to get out more. twitter.com/halans/status/…
stcolumbia “1988 trip to the Soviet Union”
“start of a years-long propaganda effort”
Can any Russia experts provide context..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6Q
KirbyInstitute Recent social media activity on the subject of undetectable viral load #UVL and #HIV transmission in Thailand has l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wD
@boynxdor Other way around, surely?
@RhombusHatesYou Ewww…
@_midofo_ HONK!
@OaaSvc I’ll have to check the legals for that one. And license an image.
@techoglot I generally don’t tweet about my sex life.

jordan_harper seems a truck spilled its payload of wet viscera all over the 5 this afternoon pic.twitter.com/bDvwud8gFl
I need to create a range of merch.

loza1967 NO !!! Tho Tho Restaurant in Richmond closing its doors pic.twitter.com/UF4TmGE3Ah
TheStalwart So all these companies were engaging in non-essential travel before?
@irisherself @wobster Vanilla custard is acceptable. There is no conspiracy.
“Finally, Johnson was awarded only an upper second-class degree, and was deeply unhappy that he did not receive a f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zm
Without diminishing the terrible racism, which terrible, the writing itself is also terrible. That Eton-Oxford educ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8i
joncstone I dare anyone to read Boris Johnson’s novel cover-to-cover and not come away convinced that racism is a pretty cent..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pl
@expectproblems @davpope Sorry, but, they are just excellent.

@SuperCroup How about a horse-drawn monorail? pic.twitter.com/85Q4uKCWVE
@OaaSvc Please don’t remind me.
These are truly beautiful, @davpope. twitter.com/davpope/status…
davpope I’ve drawn some posters of NSW South Coast places, in the aftermath of the Australian bushfires. They’ll appear in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NF
@Kerrie_Murphy @juhasaarinen @tacticalmaid Sure.
snurbbotinfo Back to work. Please email me more sheep.
Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “My name’s Scott Morrison, and I have a truth problem” with @PaulBongiorno pca.st/66oz6fm5
PessimistsArc Tfw you get imprisoned by a robot while wearing your @PessimistsArc hat twitter.com/heyfeifer/stat…
PPantsdown Public service announcement : If anyone’s in quarantine but doesn’t have a ‘DVD player’ and thus no ‘exercise video..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8n
russelneiss What pray tell does “nearly 17 people” mean?
Is this some bad spinoff of “2 and a half men” that’s supposed to reh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BF
@wobster @irisherself What sort of custard?
@alexkidman @juhasaarinen @tacticalmaid Dunno. Never tried one.
@dobes @juhasaarinen @tacticalmaid Yeah I think the true “trigger discipline” is not shooting the internet.
@Margarita890 You’re welcome. :)
@juhasaarinen @tacticalmaid Somehow, and I don’t know how, I’ve managed to work in the media for more than three de..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fu
@Margarita890 Or maybe the Twitters have noted your taste in men? (I am guessing these are sports teams but I am too lazy to check.)
Fri plan: A mental health day, with some comfort food at lunchtime, plus a couple of brief but vital errands, and t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IL
@jetztgibtshaue @dobes @purserj @chrisjrn @CNN I was thinking of taking a mental health day today but that’s just s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2I
@tacticalmaid As an aside, why does that sort of thing always happen to* guys who look like that?
* is caused by
tacticalmaid Twitch plays firearm safety twitter.com/cam834/status/…
@grenow [Nods] I’d heard about this but hadn’t seen the clip until now. Good man. Bad shave.
I guess we should be glad of the coverage, but someone should tell @CNN it’s “Northern Territory”, singular. twitter.com/CNN/status/123…
@ApostrophePong Oh dear, well you ARE in THAT CITY. :)
@ApostrophePong Excellent, thank you.
stilgherrian I don’t care how qualified or smart you are in your own field. If you’re mouthing off about some other field, like..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…To

I think Sydney will be nice today. pic.twitter.com/5Nhxsp2xCt

TheShovel Scott Morrison Starts Panic-Buying Pina Coladas, As Fears Of Travel Ban Grows theshovel.com.au/2020/03/06/sco… pic.twitter.com/6QmFZfn99w

Timeless. pic.twitter.com/UaypnHJtNX
Friday. Try to have the same number of eyes as nostrils. Friday.
OK gone now.
@jonoabroad What are you doing up at this hour?
stilgherrian If you haven’t listened to my most recent podcast with @FionaPattenMLC, well, you should. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Dear America, Dear UK, this “preferential voting” thing you’re having trouble with is kind of kindergarten democrac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Px
@d0wnunda Lick your armpits.
@ApostrophePong At the risk of being yet another old white guy who’s stumbled across a Japanese band that “everyone..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0s
@ApostrophePong This one is quite good too. youtube.com/watch?v=3d0ejb…
Just quietly, no one gives a fuck about America. Let the whole damn thing implode and we’ll just laugh.
@Grammarly Also, seriously, people are called “Tyler”? How embarrassing.
I don’t care how qualified or smart you are in your own field. If you’re mouthing off about some other field, like..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…To
@matthew_d_green @Pinboard @migueldeicaza Because this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
I think the important thing to realise is that everyone who has a computer and an internet connection is now an epidemiologist, somehow.
@ApostrophePong FUCK OFF @Grammarly. Seriously, is there some way we can stop your endless ads on YouTube? I am so not interested.
So good.
Like this. youtube.com/watch?v=pFR_eL…
@ApostrophePong I am exploring this band en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzicato… and various J-Pop of a while back.
Or this. “PIZZICATO FIVE / 恋のルール・新しいルール” youtube.com/watch?v=t4Jo26… @ApostrophePong
I think @ApostrophePong would like this band.
What a stupid cunt. twitter.com/DrDooleyMD/sta…
Now playing: “PIZZICATO FIVE / スウィート・ソウル・レヴュー” youtube.com/watch?v=8nv2wE…
@swearyanthony @thomas_violence Not if I can get it for free.
@thomas_violence @swearyanthony I have no idea how to contact these people now, sorry. Also $100 hahahahahah. Good pig but.
@thomas_violence @swearyanthony For the record, I know that the animatronic boar from Razorback was turned into a coffee table.
@kcarruthers @DrRhysPockett Not my problem.