Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 6th, 2020

MrMichaelSpicer fella doing the news with the actual virus standing next to him like a football mascot pic.twitter.com/qWRlP6WWf2

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RT @docrussjackson: I’m no royalist, but this is a fabulous photo & a massive ‘fuck you’ to all the miserable Little Englanders & all the x…

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@benjaellis @ApostrophePong Sure, but that doesn’t make it a thing.

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@JustJimWillDo @ApostrophePong Yeah even just looking at the photo there’s a lot of bullshit going on there.

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I’m pretty sure that “Thai basil yoghurt” is not a thing. @ApostrophePong? https://t.co/A92IU3cXaS

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@Wyld @snurbbotinfo Look @snurbbotinfo is very good and quite sentient.

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snurbbotinfo New Zealand is photoshopped. I am APPALLED.

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@kcarruthers @SarahMitchellOz @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party I actually trolled myself with a can of SPAM recently.

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From the OED, “saladâpic.twitter.com/SnvJjEN8i7N8i7

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @kcarruthers @oberonsghost @70s_party The word “salad” has gone through a lot.

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This is a big night in food.

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RT @patstokes: It took 98 years from the publication of ‘Ulysses’ before we got Belfast’s answer to Dublin’s Molly Bloom’s monologue but I’…

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@moylecroft I knew someone would look it up for me.

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@PodcastName @dfpiii I also like the idea of saying “This week on…” when it’s been eight months than the last episode.

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@SarahMitchellOz @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party Hah! I was So much a thing, though, especially in the US.

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Finally, there is a new @PodcastName. Thank you @dfpiii and the other guy. pca.st/2l56vaxd

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@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party “In the early 1950s refrigerators were still quite… https://t.co/BHvhcZ6h1K

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@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party To be fair it was more 1950s etc, and refrigerator… https://t.co/lc3utFuSJS

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To be fair, about 1% of all humans will die in that time anyway. https://t.co/GG7WqXYPrw

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@FrKarlSinclair @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah that was a weird time. Suddenly microwaved meals was The Way Of The Future. No… https://t.co/ieNQ4MAK7W

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@blahblahellis @SnarkyPlatypus Church cookbooks were always such repositories of traditional wisdom. Parsley sauce!… https://t.co/aXzTdT9UYV

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@jplonie @oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @70s_party This is true, and perhaps the hardest bit to recreate.

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@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @70s_party “9 Drinks That Only People Who Grew Up In The ’70s Will Underst… https://t.co/846xvNrrBr

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@FrKarlSinclair @SnarkyPlatypus I’m enjoying some of your more radical theology. Very Dante Alighieri.

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@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @70s_party But of course. Though to be fair I still like myself a Campari and Soda.

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@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @70s_party And track down some booze brands that might still be a thing.… https://t.co/GvrZvQ6AEH

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@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party I like the jelly blocks, though yeah it looks too modern.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party I’d be up for that. Everyone bring a dish. It’d be terrible, but in a good way.

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@jpwarren @dobes @NewtonMark @rgibli Indeed. Totally the wrong messaging, to the point of being a lie.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron The food processing industry does actually have some good recipes these da… https://t.co/veitek9Bve

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@jpwarren @dobes @NewtonMark @rgibli Yes you’re preaching to the choir here. It’s just such a stupid campaign.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @FrKarlSinclair Be careful, Karl, or I’ll make it for the Platypus tomorrow!

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@oberonsghost @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus There’s a LOT of quality Asian food here. https://t.co/LCjAdrfUCM

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron I’m just trying to educate you about Australia’s unique culture.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron I don’t think you understand how awesome Rice-a-Riso ispic.twitter.com/ee4YltYX2s2s

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@SnarkyPlatypus Sun White Calrose Rice ad (Australia) 1980 https://t.co/PzE9aogCns

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@dobes @jpwarren @NewtonMark @rgibli There’s a website. Because of course there is. https://t.co/mZmbBa54Zh

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HAHAHAHA! Check this new anti-piracy TVC from Creative Content Australia (formerly the IP Awareness Foundation). Yo… https://t.co/XspV3vprJU

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FXMC1957 PHOTO OF THE DAY. London in the snow (1963). pic.twitter.com/5nsKK6y2Lv

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@TrishHepworth @SnarkyPlatypus Hahaha no I meant the heritage of the recipe. :)

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@clairebrooks @R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus OK, this is another whole variant I’m not familiar with, but then we alwa… https://t.co/C96s7DT5QI

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@TrishHepworth @SnarkyPlatypus I can see where this recipe is going. What hits be so much about recipes from this p… https://t.co/aWoczXpLSI

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@AndrewColley @R_Chirgwin Sure. But I think it’s best not to think about these things too much.

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mondomascots NoDrug-kun, the anti-drugs mascot for Kyoto, Japan, has a stash of narcotics on top of his head. pic.twitter.com/cqgfmJxcsh

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joeheenan Someone on the radio said Britain will remain calm about the Coronavirus.
People phoned the police when KFC ran out of chicken

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@R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus We shall not talk about the coconut ever again.

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@R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus Hmmm. I can see where she’s going with that but I think this is now a different dish. C… https://t.co/zzpLfQ73lG

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@AyaReina @SnarkyPlatypus See? This is the ultimate in culinary excellence! [Bows]

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Hah! “Various incarnations have evolved over the years to include their… https://t.co/AJd8LDVnvs

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@SuperCroup @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus I like the difference between the SBS and BBC ratings. :)… https://t.co/og67aMaL1o

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@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup There’s something about the sausages having been kept in the fridge overnight and the fat.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup The Family Hotel in Katoomba always has some lunch item for $5 and on Mo… https://t.co/9bG5qhjjIb

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@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup I’m still not sure I’m going to make it. I really should’ve cooked the sausages today.

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@SuperCroup @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus And perhaps carrots. And sultanas.

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@SuperCroup @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Actually it needs to have frozen peas.

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@NewtonMark @JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Because this is what you signed up for.

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus See THIS is what it’s meant to look like. Not sure about the bay leaf th… https://t.co/pND86iZjLP

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@blahblahellis @SnarkyPlatypus Awesome, I may try this recipe, because the tomato and onion is certainly part of the experience.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @patstokes This is far from the most problematic, trust me.

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@ZedAyySeeKay @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup THIS IS WHY I AM GOING TO MAKE THIS DISH TOMORROW. PROBABLY.

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Also, this curried sausages looks wrong because it’s not yellow.

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Also if you don’t cut up the sausages they look like turds. https://t.co/iqFCx3kgHo

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@patstokes @SnarkyPlatypus Wow. Bad food AND imperialism! I’ll buy a can tomorrow! Also, “all purpospic.twitter.com/k7R3vAl2h3vAl2h3

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@staticsan @ApostrophePong @Grammarly I’m OK with ads. Just not so many ads for a service I will never use.

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@SuperCroup @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Now look. The sausages are sliced up because they’re yesterday’s sausage… https://t.co/2edOND2vFe

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@ApostrophePong I like the soap opera/ melodrama parody feel to the video. Is this an 1990s song?

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@SnarkyPlatypus I should probably make something else too, not just troll food.

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Putting together the shopping list for tomorrow, when I’m cooking for @SnarkyPlatypus. https://t.co/jtgyZc0LSG

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@GeorgeCockroft @jpwarren Cats are not part of this Senate Inquiry, but I seem to remember that there’s some sort o… https://t.co/EK0wiRAx3j

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@ApostrophePong That… that was not what I was expecting. That’s so good.

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@_midofo_ Oh right. If it’s not on the website it’ll be in the system somewhere so I might get one of my ABC Moles to dig it out.

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@MsLods Thanks, Leanne. It was a fun afternoon. And the Parliamentary Shiraz was just gorgeous.

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@_midofo_ This makes perfect sense. I know I’m being silly but I maybe quarter-understand how serious a problem these feral animals are.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Turns out that’s exactly what they are. https://t.co/zbeKGbpgPf See also @munin’s tweets.

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@munin This makes sense. The feral goats do end up being eaten. I friend, who I haven’t seen in quite some years, is a goat hunter.

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If you have enjoyed this feral deer, pig, and goat coverage please consider throwing a few dollars into the tip jar. stilgherrian.com/tip/

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Finally, “The department has nothing further to add.” All this is from the latest answer to a question on notice to… https://t.co/07sC3zZzsN

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“The national feral pig action/management plan will focus on national coordination of feral pig management,” which… https://t.co/HB8QR0AjM9

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The specific role and function, and activities to be undertaken by, the National Feral Pig Coordinator are still be… https://t.co/8eFEVfSJT1

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The RSPCA’s concerns about feral deer animal welfare have been rejectedpic.twitter.com/arJglaEz0f0f

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There’s mention of the Australian Feral Camel Management Project (AFCMP) but little further information because cam… https://t.co/Msw0WKdqPq

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This is a big one at $1,185,061: e-Technology Hub — Intelli-Traps’ for pest animals including feral depic.twitter.com/DENVLamC3ImC3I

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The Feral Deer Aggregator will cost $300,000 and is on track for completion in 2021. “[The] prototype has been desi… https://t.co/oP3pbYARof

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$381,085 on “Reducing the costs and complexity of establishing ‘Judas’ animals”, which I assume is a death metal ba… https://t.co/wp21kNa4Xm

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$351,000 on “Facilitating effective and efficient biosecurity management of feral goats, sulphur-crested cockatoo,… https://t.co/MKIaWhb0Q0

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LATEST NEWS from the Senate Inquiry into the “Impact of feral deer, pigs and goats in Australia”! Australia is spen… https://t.co/vwvrwHqWQZ

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@gusworldau Probably quite high. But a pig costume could still be fun.

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@ApostrophePong I see why you like the video. :) And I was correct in guessing it was Hong Kong.

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@ApostrophePong Wow. That’s quite remarkable. Tight as. 88Kasyo Junrei, or “pilgrimage to eighty-eight places” eh? https://t.co/vbJSgKhn3J

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Tweet content which is guaranteed to get me to click. https://t.co/4BQBgPLJs4

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I am just some dumb punter, but I simply don’t believe the US figures. https://t.co/ZfsU7pIBLD

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jrhennessy Nearly there pic.twitter.com/3Yy0mo9LB2

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@NathanaelB @WarWraith Thank you, I think, but this does not fill me with confidence.

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@SuperCroup Was there some doubt about this?

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@SuperCroup How little you know…

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Mother and two small boys in Trinity Grammar uniforms wait to cross Liverpool Rd. Another woman starts crossing bef… https://t.co/OZrFkEjG0e

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@PSyvret In that it’s broken down and being towed?

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“Equal opportunity commissioner to investigate ’19th-century boys’ club’ culture in SA Parliament,” though South Au… https://t.co/UhlgkEGJMQ

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This is helpful. “Coronavirus update: Study suggests two strains have evolved, and it’s possible to be infected wit… https://t.co/pyhDTsDJtO

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I should’ve said “toad the lion” eh.

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@jpwarren @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland @NewtonMark Do not mock me. I think it’s magnificent. Thank you, @voltagex.

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Whenever I see someone write “towed* the company line” I think they might as well go the whole hog with “towed the… https://t.co/l05sPE6m2s

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@NathanaelB I will single-handedly be replacing AAP.

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup No. It’s not going to happen.

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup Why would I watch that if it causes brain worms?

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup It doesn’t do anything to me because I don’t know the song. It must be a British old-people thing.

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Confirmed: Wednesday night was peak “toilet paper” in Australpic.twitter.com/mJqdMrTbHPTbHP

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RT @hackermaderas: Its not a backdoor, its a justice hatch.

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This is a clear sign that someone needs to get out more. https://t.co/nxs4rUiVyF

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RT @stcolumbia: “1988 trip to the Soviet Union”

“start of a years-long propaganda effort”

Can any Russia experts provide context about wh…

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RT @KirbyInstitute: Recent social media activity on the subject of undetectable viral load #UVL and #HIV transmission in Thailand has led a…

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@OaaSvc I’ll have to check the legals for that one. And license an image.

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@techoglot I generally don’t tweet about my sex life.

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RT @jordan_harper: seems a truck spilled its payload of wet viscera all over the 5 this afternoon https://t.co/bDvwud8gFl

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I need to create a range of merch.

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loza1967 NO !!! Tho Tho Restaurant in Richmond closing its doors pic.twitter.com/UF4TmGE3Ah

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TheStalwart So all these companies were engaging in non-essential travel before?

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@irisherself @wobster Vanilla custard is acceptable. There is no conspiracy.

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“Finally, Johnson was awarded only an upper second-class degree, and was deeply unhappy that he did not receive a f… https://t.co/XTz5F72Zzm

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Without diminishing the terrible racism, which terrible, the writing itself is also terrible. That Eton-Oxford educ… https://t.co/NL1nLz2G8i

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RT @joncstone: I dare anyone to read Boris Johnson’s novel cover-to-cover and not come away convinced that racism is a pretty central part…

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@SuperCroup How about a horse-drawn monorail? https://t.co/85Q4uKCWVE

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@OaaSvc Please don’t remind me.

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RT @davpope: I’ve drawn some posters of NSW South Coast places, in the aftermath of the Australian bushfires. They’ll appear in ACM newspap…

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snurbbotinfo Back to work. Please email me more sheep.

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Listening to today’@7ampodcastst, “My name’s Scott Morrison, and I have a truth problemâ@PaulBongiornoopca.st/66oz6fm5Y9ttcNGN

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RT @PessimistsArc: Tfw you get imprisoned by a robot while wearing your @pessimistsarc hat https://t.co/hu9GNP2TVk

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RT @PPantsdown: Public service announcement : If anyone’s in quarantine but doesn’t have a ‘DVD player’ and thus no ‘exercise videos’, here…

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RT @russelneiss: What pray tell does “nearly 17 people” mean?

Is this some bad spinoff of “2 and a half men” that’s supposed to rehabilita…

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@dobes @juhasaarinen @tacticalmaid Yeah I think the true “trigger discipline” is not shooting the internet.

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@Margarita890 You’re welcome. :)

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@juhasaarinen @tacticalmaid Somehow, and I don’t know how, I’ve managed to work in the media for more than three de… https://t.co/CLSMKfRKfu

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@Margarita890 Or maybe the Twitters have noted your taste in men? (I am guessing these are sports teams but I am too lazy to check.)

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Fri plan: A mental health day, with some comfort food at lunchtime, plus a couple of brief but vital errands, and t… https://t.co/UvVj2tsKIL

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@jetztgibtshaue @dobes @purserj @chrisjrn @CNN I was thinking of taking a mental health day today but that’s just s… https://t.co/6KTh97rJ2I

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@tacticalmaid As an aside, why does that sort of thing always happen to* guys who look like that?

* is caused by

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@dobes @chrisjrn @CNN Does that make me special?

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@dobes @chrisjrn @CNN I’d guessed the Canada thing too.

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@grenow [Nods] I’d heard about this but hadn’t seen the clip until now. Good man. Bad shave.

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I guess we should be glad of the coverage, but someone should tell @CNN it’s “Northern Territory”, singular. https://t.co/6iDTYYg59y

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@ApostrophePong Oh dear, well you ARE in THAT CITY. :)

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RT @stilgherrian: I don’t care how qualified or smart you are in your own field. If you’re mouthing off about some other field, like say vi…

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RT @TheShovel: Scott Morrison Starts Panic-Buying Pina Coladas, As Fears Of Travel Ban Grows https://t.co/2wZ7WvlSoK https://t.co/6QmFZfn99w

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Friday. Try to have the same number of eyes as nostrils. Friday.

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RT @stilgherrian: If you haven’t listened to my most recent podcast with @FionaPattenMLC, well, you should. https://t.co/Ej5CsgtZyw

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Dear America, Dear UK, this “preferential voting” thing you’re having trouble with is kind of kindergarten democrac… https://t.co/AH61TqMUPx

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@d0wnunda Lick your armpits.

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@ApostrophePong At the risk of being yet another old white guy who’s stumbled across a Japanese band that “everyone… https://t.co/zNHdz1CG0s

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Just quietly, no one gives a fuck about America. Let the whole damn thing implode and we’ll just laugh.

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@Grammarly Also, seriously, people are called “Tyler”? How embarrassing.

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I don’t care how qualified or smart you are in your own field. If you’re mouthing off about some other field, like… https://t.co/UKmwfR1uTo

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I think the important thing to realise is that everyone who has a computer and an internet connection is now an epidemiologist, somehow.

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@ApostrophePong FUCK OFF @Grammarly. Seriously, is there some way we can stop your endless ads on YouTube? I am so not interested.

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@ApostrophePong I am exploring this band https://t.co/XWgvHp9Ghz and various J-Pop of a while back.

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Or this. “PIZZICATO FIVE / 恋のルール・新しいルール” https://t.co/CXUhVE9Hbs @ApostrophePong

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Now playing: “PIZZICATO FIVE / スウィート・ソウル・レヴュー” https://t.co/tnMrMNnDQy

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@thomas_violence @swearyanthony I have no idea how to contact these people now, sorry. Also $100 hahahahahah. Good pig but.

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@thomas_violence @swearyanthony For the record, I know that the animatronic boar from Razorback was turned into a coffee table.

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