Gorn.
MrMichaelSpicer fella doing the news with the actual virus standing next to him like a football mascot pic.twitter.com/qWRlP6WWf2
RT @docrussjackson: I’m no royalist, but this is a fabulous photo & a massive ‘fuck you’ to all the miserable Little Englanders & all the x…
@benjaellis @ApostrophePong [Nods]
@R_Chirgwin @jpwarren @dawnstarau @DDsD @dobes @NewtonMark @rgibli Is this about fisting?
@benjaellis @ApostrophePong Sure, but that doesn’t make it a thing.
@JustJimWillDo @ApostrophePong Yeah even just looking at the photo there’s a lot of bullshit going on there.
I’m pretty sure that “Thai basil yoghurt†is not a thing. @ApostrophePong? https://t.co/A92IU3cXaS
@Wyld @snurbbotinfo Look @snurbbotinfo is very good and quite sentient.
snurbbotinfo New Zealand is photoshopped. I am APPALLED.
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @kcarruthers @oberonsghost @70s_party Well @MacqDictionary is somewhat br… https://t.co/DpfXJP2Ewd
@glengyron Beautiful.
@SarahMitchellOz @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @JustJimWillDo @kcarruthers @oberonsghost @70s_party Correct. :)
@kcarruthers @SarahMitchellOz @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party It’s not as bad as you think.
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @kcarruthers @oberonsghost @70s_party Here we go. https://t.co/chFl24TPYa
@kcarruthers @SarahMitchellOz @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party I actually trolled myself with a can of SPAM recently.
@SarahMitchellOz @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party Tinned ham. How the 20th Century was survived.
From the OED, “saladâpic.twitter.com/SnvJjEN8i7N8i7
@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @kcarruthers @oberonsghost @70s_party The word “salad†has gone through a lot.
@SarahMitchellOz @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party Yeah that does not look good.
This is a big night in food.
@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @JustJimWillDo @kcarruthers @oberonsghost @70s_party “Pineapple Lime Jello Saladâ€â€¦ https://t.co/CCnNKkYHbq
RT @patstokes: It took 98 years from the publication of ‘Ulysses’ before we got Belfast’s answer to Dublin’s Molly Bloom’s monologue but I’…
@moylecroft I knew someone would look it up for me.
@PodcastName @dfpiii I also like the idea of saying “This week on…†when it’s been eight months than the last episode.
@SarahMitchellOz @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party Hah! I was So much a thing, though, especially in the US.
@FrKarlSinclair @SnarkyPlatypus Exactly.
@glengyron @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @oberonsghost @70s_party Yes, it was about the spectacle of it all.
Finally, there is a new @PodcastName. Thank you @dfpiii and the other guy. pca.st/2l56vaxd
@SarahMitchellOz @kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party Send her around. I’ll deal with her.
@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party “In the early 1950s refrigerators were still quite… https://t.co/BHvhcZ6h1K
@SnarkyPlatypus @kcarruthers @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party To be fair it was more 1950s etc, and refrigerator… https://t.co/lc3utFuSJS
@kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party Here’s another version. https://t.co/3AN1or66bs
To be fair, about 1% of all humans will die in that time anyway. https://t.co/GG7WqXYPrw
@DDsD @dobes @jpwarren @NewtonMark @rgibli Sure. Obviously.
@FrKarlSinclair @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah that was a weird time. Suddenly microwaved meals was The Way Of The Future. No… https://t.co/ieNQ4MAK7W
@blahblahellis @SnarkyPlatypus Church cookbooks were always such repositories of traditional wisdom. Parsley sauce!… https://t.co/aXzTdT9UYV
@jplonie @oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @70s_party This is true, and perhaps the hardest bit to recreate.
@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @70s_party Yeah that was always a bit special.
@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @70s_party Snap!
@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @70s_party “9 Drinks That Only People Who Grew Up In The ’70s Will Underst… https://t.co/846xvNrrBr
@FrKarlSinclair @SnarkyPlatypus I’m enjoying some of your more radical theology. Very Dante Alighieri.
@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @70s_party But of course. Though to be fair I still like myself a Campari and Soda.
@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @70s_party And track down some booze brands that might still be a thing.… https://t.co/GvrZvQ6AEH
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party I like the jelly blocks, though yeah it looks too modern.
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron @70s_party I’d be up for that. Everyone bring a dish. It’d be terrible, but in a good way.
@Ex_spurt @dobes @jpwarren @NewtonMark @rgibli Hahaha. But yes.
@jpwarren @dobes @NewtonMark @rgibli Indeed. Totally the wrong messaging, to the point of being a lie.
@SnarkyPlatypus @oberonsghost @glengyron The food processing industry does actually have some good recipes these da… https://t.co/veitek9Bve
@jpwarren @dobes @NewtonMark @rgibli Yes you’re preaching to the choir here. It’s just such a stupid campaign.
@SnarkyPlatypus @FrKarlSinclair Be careful, Karl, or I’ll make it for the Platypus tomorrow!
@oberonsghost @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus There’s a LOT of quality Asian food here. https://t.co/LCjAdrfUCM
@oberonsghost @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Here you go, @SnarkyPlatypus! Sweet and Sour Pork. https://t.co/g63BM5rpHW
@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron I’m just trying to educate you about Australia’s unique culture.
@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron I don’t think you understand how awesome Rice-a-Riso ispic.twitter.com/ee4YltYX2s2s
@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus BUT IT HAS PRAWNS.
@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus You’re welcome.
@SnarkyPlatypus Rice-A-Riso (Australian ad, 1979) https://t.co/GrdWRUdw57
@SnarkyPlatypus There’s more. https://t.co/AKJ5Otv4uy
@SnarkyPlatypus Sun White Calrose Rice ad (Australia) 1980 https://t.co/PzE9aogCns
@SnarkyPlatypus Yes.
@R_Chirgwin @AndrewColley Especially bad satire. :)
@dobes @jpwarren @NewtonMark @rgibli There’s a website. Because of course there is. https://t.co/mZmbBa54Zh
HAHAHAHA! Check this new anti-piracy TVC from Creative Content Australia (formerly the IP Awareness Foundation). Yo… https://t.co/XspV3vprJU
@TrishHepworth @SnarkyPlatypus Well, yes.
FXMC1957 PHOTO OF THE DAY. London in the snow (1963). pic.twitter.com/5nsKK6y2Lv
@clairebrooks @R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus Not until I eat that, no. :)
@TrishHepworth @SnarkyPlatypus Hahaha no I meant the heritage of the recipe. :)
@clairebrooks @R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus OK, this is another whole variant I’m not familiar with, but then we alwa… https://t.co/C96s7DT5QI
@TrishHepworth @SnarkyPlatypus I can see where this recipe is going. What hits be so much about recipes from this p… https://t.co/aWoczXpLSI
@AndrewColley @R_Chirgwin Sure. But I think it’s best not to think about these things too much.
mondomascots NoDrug-kun, the anti-drugs mascot for Kyoto, Japan, has a stash of narcotics on top of his head. pic.twitter.com/cqgfmJxcsh
joeheenan Someone on the radio said Britain will remain calm about the Coronavirus.
People phoned the police when KFC ran out of chicken
@AndrewColley @R_Chirgwin Well it’s good advice.
@R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus We shall not talk about the coconut ever again.
@R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus Hmmm. I can see where she’s going with that but I think this is now a different dish. C… https://t.co/zzpLfQ73lG
@jpwarren Exactly.
@AyaReina @SnarkyPlatypus See? This is the ultimate in culinary excellence! [Bows]
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Hah! “Various incarnations have evolved over the years to include their… https://t.co/AJd8LDVnvs
@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup @JustJimWillDo Yes, apparently. https://t.co/mnC8CmwvHg
@SuperCroup @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus I like the difference between the SBS and BBC ratings. :)… https://t.co/og67aMaL1o
@eddit0r @SnarkyPlatypus Curried scallop pie!
@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup There’s something about the sausages having been kept in the fridge overnight and the fat.
@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup The Family Hotel in Katoomba always has some lunch item for $5 and on Mo… https://t.co/9bG5qhjjIb
@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup I’m still not sure I’m going to make it. I really should’ve cooked the sausages today.
@SuperCroup @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus And perhaps carrots. And sultanas.
@SuperCroup @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Actually it needs to have frozen peas.
@eddit0r @SnarkyPlatypus Celery? No. Definitely no celery.
@NewtonMark @JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Because this is what you signed up for.
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus See THIS is what it’s meant to look like. Not sure about the bay leaf th… https://t.co/pND86iZjLP
@blahblahellis @SnarkyPlatypus Awesome, I may try this recipe, because the tomato and onion is certainly part of the experience.
@SnarkyPlatypus @patstokes This is far from the most problematic, trust me.
@ZedAyySeeKay @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup THIS IS WHY I AM GOING TO MAKE THIS DISH TOMORROW. PROBABLY.
@RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus EMPIRE FOOD.
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Also, this curried sausages looks wrong because it’s not yellow.
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Also if you don’t cut up the sausages they look like turds. https://t.co/iqFCx3kgHo
@patstokes @SnarkyPlatypus Wow. Bad food AND imperialism! I’ll buy a can tomorrow! Also, “all purpospic.twitter.com/k7R3vAl2h3vAl2h3
@staticsan @ApostrophePong @Grammarly I’m OK with ads. Just not so many ads for a service I will never use.
@TrishHepworth @SnarkyPlatypus WAIT WHAT?
@aleeb88 @SnarkyPlatypus Well obviously. :)
@SuperCroup @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Now look. The sausages are sliced up because they’re yesterday’s sausage… https://t.co/2edOND2vFe
@SnarkyPlatypus I’ll soon ruin that.
@ApostrophePong I like the soap opera/ melodrama parody feel to the video. Is this an 1990s song?
@SnarkyPlatypus I should probably make something else too, not just troll food.
Putting together the shopping list for tomorrow, when I’m cooking for @SnarkyPlatypus. https://t.co/jtgyZc0LSG
@GeorgeCockroft @jpwarren Cats are not part of this Senate Inquiry, but I seem to remember that there’s some sort o… https://t.co/EK0wiRAx3j
@_midofo_ Excellent, thank you.
@ApostrophePong That… that was not what I was expecting. That’s so good.
@_midofo_ Oh right. If it’s not on the website it’ll be in the system somewhere so I might get one of my ABC Moles to dig it out.
@MsLods Thanks, Leanne. It was a fun afternoon. And the Parliamentary Shiraz was just gorgeous.
@_midofo_ This makes perfect sense. I know I’m being silly but I maybe quarter-understand how serious a problem these feral animals are.
@SnarkyPlatypus Turns out that’s exactly what they are. https://t.co/zbeKGbpgPf See also @munin’s tweets.
@munin This makes sense. The feral goats do end up being eaten. I friend, who I haven’t seen in quite some years, is a goat hunter.
If you have enjoyed this feral deer, pig, and goat coverage please consider throwing a few dollars into the tip jar. stilgherrian.com/tip/
Finally, “The department has nothing further to add.†All this is from the latest answer to a question on notice to… https://t.co/07sC3zZzsN
“The national feral pig action/management plan will focus on national coordination of feral pig management,†which… https://t.co/HB8QR0AjM9
The specific role and function, and activities to be undertaken by, the National Feral Pig Coordinator are still be… https://t.co/8eFEVfSJT1
The RSPCA’s concerns about feral deer animal welfare have been rejectedpic.twitter.com/arJglaEz0f0f
There’s mention of the Australian Feral Camel Management Project (AFCMP) but little further information because cam… https://t.co/Msw0WKdqPq
This is a big one at $1,185,061: e-Technology Hub — Intelli-Traps’ for pest animals including feral depic.twitter.com/DENVLamC3ImC3I
The Feral Deer Aggregator will cost $300,000 and is on track for completion in 2021. “[The] prototype has been desi… https://t.co/oP3pbYARof
$381,085 on “Reducing the costs and complexity of establishing ‘Judas’ animalsâ€, which I assume is a death metal ba… https://t.co/wp21kNa4Xm
$351,000 on “Facilitating effective and efficient biosecurity management of feral goats, sulphur-crested cockatoo,… https://t.co/MKIaWhb0Q0
LATEST NEWS from the Senate Inquiry into the “Impact of feral deer, pigs and goats in Australiaâ€! Australia is spen… https://t.co/vwvrwHqWQZ
@gusworldau Probably quite high. But a pig costume could still be fun.
@ApostrophePong I see why you like the video. :) And I was correct in guessing it was Hong Kong.
@ApostrophePong Wow. That’s quite remarkable. Tight as. 88Kasyo Junrei, or “pilgrimage to eighty-eight places†eh? https://t.co/vbJSgKhn3J
@Sheeds_au Toed of Toed Whorel.
Tweet content which is guaranteed to get me to click. https://t.co/4BQBgPLJs4
I am just some dumb punter, but I simply don’t believe the US figures. https://t.co/ZfsU7pIBLD
jrhennessy Nearly there pic.twitter.com/3Yy0mo9LB2
@NathanaelB @WarWraith Thank you, I think, but this does not fill me with confidence.
@SuperCroup Was there some doubt about this?
@SuperCroup How little you know…
@steve_evil @SnarkyPlatypus Oh that’s excellentpic.twitter.com/saQ4gdmlIRIR
Mother and two small boys in Trinity Grammar uniforms wait to cross Liverpool Rd. Another woman starts crossing bef… https://t.co/OZrFkEjG0e
@ajft Grrrowl.
“Precious cargo,@SnarkyPlatypusyppic.twitter.com/WQ1NlxzoV5zoV5
@PSyvret In that it’s broken down and being towed?
“Equal opportunity commissioner to investigate ’19th-century boys’ club’ culture in SA Parliament,” though South Au… https://t.co/UhlgkEGJMQ
This is helpful. “Coronavirus update: Study suggests two strains have evolved, and it’s possible to be infected wit… https://t.co/pyhDTsDJtO
I should’ve said “toad the lion†eh.
@jpwarren @dobes @rohan_p @jeamland @NewtonMark Do not mock me. I think it’s magnificent. Thank you, @voltagex.
Whenever I see someone write “towed* the company line†I think they might as well go the whole hog with “towed the… https://t.co/l05sPE6m2s
@NathanaelB I will single-handedly be replacing AAP.
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup No. It’s not going to happen.
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup Why would I watch that if it causes brain worms?
@voltagex Wow. Finally.
@SnarkyPlatypus Yet here we are.
@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup It doesn’t do anything to me because I don’t know the song. It must be a British old-people thing.
Confirmed: Wednesday night was peak “toilet paper†in Australpic.twitter.com/mJqdMrTbHPTbHP
RT @hackermaderas: Its not a backdoor, its a justice hatch.
This is a clear sign that someone needs to get out more. https://t.co/nxs4rUiVyF
RT @stcolumbia: “1988 trip to the Soviet Union”
“start of a years-long propaganda effort”
Can any Russia experts provide context about wh…
RT @KirbyInstitute: Recent social media activity on the subject of undetectable viral load #UVL and #HIV transmission in Thailand has led a…
@boynxdor Other way around, surely?
@RhombusHatesYou Ewww…
@_midofo_ HONK!
@OaaSvc I’ll have to check the legals for that one. And license an image.
@techoglot I generally don’t tweet about my sex life.
RT @jordan_harper: seems a truck spilled its payload of wet viscera all over the 5 this afternoon https://t.co/bDvwud8gFl
I need to create a range of merch.
loza1967 NO !!! Tho Tho Restaurant in Richmond closing its doors pic.twitter.com/UF4TmGE3Ah
TheStalwart So all these companies were engaging in non-essential travel before?
@irisherself @wobster Vanilla custard is acceptable. There is no conspiracy.
“Finally, Johnson was awarded only an upper second-class degree, and was deeply unhappy that he did not receive a f… https://t.co/XTz5F72Zzm
Without diminishing the terrible racism, which terrible, the writing itself is also terrible. That Eton-Oxford educ… https://t.co/NL1nLz2G8i
RT @joncstone: I dare anyone to read Boris Johnson’s novel cover-to-cover and not come away convinced that racism is a pretty central part…
@expectproblems @davpope Sorry, but, they are just excellent.
@SuperCroup How about a horse-drawn monorail? https://t.co/85Q4uKCWVE
@OaaSvc Please don’t remind me.
These are truly beautiful, @davpope. https://t.co/YSBvxEE5LG
RT @davpope: I’ve drawn some posters of NSW South Coast places, in the aftermath of the Australian bushfires. They’ll appear in ACM newspap…
@Kerrie_Murphy @juhasaarinen @tacticalmaid Sure.
snurbbotinfo Back to work. Please email me more sheep.
Listening to today’@7ampodcastst, “My name’s Scott Morrison, and I have a truth problemâ@PaulBongiornoopca.st/66oz6fm5Y9ttcNGN
RT @PessimistsArc: Tfw you get imprisoned by a robot while wearing your @pessimistsarc hat https://t.co/hu9GNP2TVk
RT @PPantsdown: Public service announcement : If anyone’s in quarantine but doesn’t have a ‘DVD player’ and thus no ‘exercise videos’, here…
RT @russelneiss: What pray tell does “nearly 17 people†mean?
Is this some bad spinoff of “2 and a half men†that’s supposed to rehabilita…
@wobster @irisherself What sort of custard?
@alexkidman @juhasaarinen @tacticalmaid Dunno. Never tried one.
@dobes @juhasaarinen @tacticalmaid Yeah I think the true “trigger discipline†is not shooting the internet.
@Margarita890 You’re welcome. :)
@juhasaarinen @tacticalmaid Somehow, and I don’t know how, I’ve managed to work in the media for more than three de… https://t.co/CLSMKfRKfu
@Margarita890 Or maybe the Twitters have noted your taste in men? (I am guessing these are sports teams but I am too lazy to check.)
Fri plan: A mental health day, with some comfort food at lunchtime, plus a couple of brief but vital errands, and t… https://t.co/UvVj2tsKIL
@jetztgibtshaue @dobes @purserj @chrisjrn @CNN I was thinking of taking a mental health day today but that’s just s… https://t.co/6KTh97rJ2I
@tacticalmaid As an aside, why does that sort of thing always happen to* guys who look like that?
* is caused by
RT @tacticalmaid: Twitch plays firearm safety https://t.co/Rv4jJmf42H
@grenow [Nods] I’d heard about this but hadn’t seen the clip until now. Good man. Bad shave.
I guess we should be glad of the coverage, but someone should tell @CNN it’s “Northern Territoryâ€, singular. https://t.co/6iDTYYg59y
@ApostrophePong Oh dear, well you ARE in THAT CITY. :)
@ApostrophePong Excellent, thank you.
RT @stilgherrian: I don’t care how qualified or smart you are in your own field. If you’re mouthing off about some other field, like say vi…
I think Sydney will be nice today. pic.twitter.com/5Nhxsp2xCt
RT @TheShovel: Scott Morrison Starts Panic-Buying Pina Coladas, As Fears Of Travel Ban Grows https://t.co/2wZ7WvlSoK https://t.co/6QmFZfn99w
Timeless. pic.twitter.com/UaypnHJtNX
Friday. Try to have the same number of eyes as nostrils. Friday.
OK gone now.
@jonoabroad What are you doing up at this hour?
RT @stilgherrian: If you haven’t listened to my most recent podcast with @FionaPattenMLC, well, you should. https://t.co/Ej5CsgtZyw
Dear America, Dear UK, this “preferential voting†thing you’re having trouble with is kind of kindergarten democrac… https://t.co/AH61TqMUPx
@d0wnunda Lick your armpits.
@ApostrophePong At the risk of being yet another old white guy who’s stumbled across a Japanese band that “everyone… https://t.co/zNHdz1CG0s
@ApostrophePong This one is quite good too. https://t.co/ZpDNME4FAY
Just quietly, no one gives a fuck about America. Let the whole damn thing implode and we’ll just laugh.
@Grammarly Also, seriously, people are called “Tyler� How embarrassing.
I don’t care how qualified or smart you are in your own field. If you’re mouthing off about some other field, like… https://t.co/UKmwfR1uTo
@matthew_d_green @Pinboard @migueldeicaza Because this. https://t.co/bAs3FnK0sr
I think the important thing to realise is that everyone who has a computer and an internet connection is now an epidemiologist, somehow.
@ApostrophePong FUCK OFF @Grammarly. Seriously, is there some way we can stop your endless ads on YouTube? I am so not interested.
So good.
Like this. https://t.co/y47TmHllvM
@ApostrophePong I am exploring this band https://t.co/XWgvHp9Ghz and various J-Pop of a while back.
Or this. “PIZZICATO FIVE / æ‹ã®ãƒ«ãƒ¼ãƒ«ãƒ»æ–°ã—ã„ルール†https://t.co/CXUhVE9Hbs @ApostrophePong
I think @ApostrophePong would like this band.
What a stupid cunt. https://t.co/sHrkZ7OP9X
Now playing: “PIZZICATO FIVE / スウィート・ソウル・レヴュー†https://t.co/tnMrMNnDQy
@swearyanthony @thomas_violence Not if I can get it for free.
@thomas_violence @swearyanthony I have no idea how to contact these people now, sorry. Also $100 hahahahahah. Good pig but.
@thomas_violence @swearyanthony For the record, I know that the animatronic boar from Razorback was turned into a coffee table.
@kcarruthers @DrRhysPockett Not my problem.