Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 16th, 2020

JimMFelton Stop making effort you idiots, no matter what you do this is how you look on Skype pic.twitter.com/mkXfJkoxKH

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knausc Coronavirus tests being rushed to Australia can deliver results within three hours. Roche, the global pharama giant..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xv

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Frances_Coppola BTC has zero chance of redeeming its dollar promises, because the Fed has absolutely no obligation to provide the d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f0

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Frances_Coppola The idea that BTC is uncorrelated with the real economy is laughable. It is a USD derivative. Bitcoiners have never..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…po

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Stop watching
the bad show
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@FrKarlSinclair @wellmaywesay @jeremysear Thanks, Karl. I always worry about being in furious agreement, but it did..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ef

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paulkidd Shoutout to the founders of Twitter who had the foresight 14 years ago this week to create a website specifically f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7B

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@Dream_Brother_ I’d always imagined that book would be a bit of a haul.

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maccolahan9 The Government: All international arrivals must self-isolate for 14 days to stop the spread of coronavirus.

Gold C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dl

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NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Extra: Well May We Say episode 121, ‘A Fast-Moving Situation’” stilgherrian.com/edict/wmws121/ A cros..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…de

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11. “Senegal is reportedly turning coronavirus tests around ‘within 4 hours’ while Americans might wait a week.” theweek.com/speedreads/901…

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10. Senegal likes wine, cheese, and long walks on the beach. The beach is called Geraldine. pic.twitter.com/UxruawLhkb

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9. Senegal has a pet name for its lower intestine, which is The Gambia. Not just any gambia, mind you, but The Gamb..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hs

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8. The following cities are not in Senegal:

London
New York
Cairo
Russia
Yass
Louga
Coriander
Thyme
New York

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7. The capital of Senegal is Dakar, which is in Paris.

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6. Sometimes Senegal is found on the west coast of Africa. pic.twitter.com/iHbpJZve01

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5. Same Gel is an anagram of Senegal.

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4. If you spell Senegal backwards it is Lagenes. Lagenes (UK) Limited is a business supplies and equipment company..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v4

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3. “The Portuguese Empire was the first European power to colonise Senegal, beginning with the arrival of Dinis Dia..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8p

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2. “The territory of modern Senegal has been inhabited by various ethnic groups since prehistory. Organised kingdom..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FI

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1. The Republic of Senegal is on the east coast of African and looks like this. pic.twitter.com/b2cQqgW2WI

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And now as promised, Ten Facts about Senegal. Why? Two reasons.

A. Senegal was mentioned in this week’s episode of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pP

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@teambuild3r @NRL I’m sure there’s some Lifting of Heavy Things to be done.

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MrMichaelSpicer If you’re staying at home, remember TV is this all day. twitter.com/mrmichaelspice…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @NRL I did, and I’ve already suggested to them that they read the room. During a pandemic, you have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uj

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dw_europe Germany has closed its border with France.

DW’s Bernd Riegert reports from one crossing point where there’s plent..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x5

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“NRL players could face salary cuts during coronavirus crisis”? Diddums. Fuck these spoilt over-paid petal-thugs,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vj

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM But just soap is better because of that science about rippling into* the oil.

* Sciencey term.

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WuTangClan Protect Ya Neck against the Coronavirus. We are making a few thousand prints and distributing them across New York..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…43

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@SnarkyPlatypus If she has access to 70% ethanol then she should be making us cocktails.

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@flowblok I’ve heard of this guy but I think a different one. No earbuds with me right now so I’ll listen later. Thanks!

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@SnarkyPlatypus It has to be at least 60% alcohol to be any use.

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AndrewPStreet As a social distancing measure, which government will have sufficient concern for public health to return the Lamba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5V

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7NewsSydney BREAKING: In an extraordinary move, Random Breath Testing has become the latest victim of coronavirus and is being..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5I

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tacticalmaid Weirdly when I hit it with curl it 301’d to the Dept of health site. Hosted in the US on a namecheap shared hosting..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WU

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CyberGovAU Watch out for scam texts claiming to be Australian Government advice on COVID-19 testing, which are aimed at steali..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jS

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@twcau @jpwarren @NewtonMark @dobes Preachin’ to the choir on this thread. :)

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Trixie_Boo For everyone needing some good cheer … thank you Egg Boy twitter.com/couriermail/st…r3

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@GeorgeCockroft Yeah that was and continues to be a fantastic effort.

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@johnb78 Yes, most respectable. As it goes.

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supersat Step 1: Get COVID-19
Step 2: Go out and party for 18 hours at a club
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Now 42 more people have it twitter.com/samelou/status…

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brianwhelanhack The island of Ireland is now an A/B test for covid containment.

26 counties; pubs closed, mass gatherings banned,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dq

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johnb78 The best thing about going to the barber’s is when you’re about to get a wet shave, lying on the reclined barber ch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jy

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gregmlarsen In 2017 health minister @GregHuntMP liked a porno tweet from “BBW Cum Pumper 69”. He then lied and said he was hack..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pE

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paulkidd Woolworths is selling seven weeks’ worth of toilet paper every day. twitter.com/newscomauhq/st…

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@Sarah_Alice_X @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark These are all fascinating rabbit-holes. Worrying, and fascinating.

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@bigbadave No she’s physically there, and looking as bored and frustrated as you’d expect.

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Is this an advert for a gay escort agency? pic.twitter.com/RT1hudQvEg

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There’s an Irish guy 15 metres away, well across the room, talking continuously and LOUDLY at his lady friend. I ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sf

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@munin There’s a church here in Australia that’s telling its congregation that Jesus will protect the faithful. You..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9H

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After the South Korean church thing, I wonder how much of the US coronavirus spread will be via the pastors of mega..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k3

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Solid progress report today from the Senate Inquiry into Press Freedom. pic.twitter.com/eqQrlJF9Ab

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@dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark Does anyone else think that “channelling Jesus” sounds kinda dirty?

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Dear @NRL you need to read the fucking room.

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The last we’ll see of Sydney Harbour Bridge before they demolish it to install The Coronadome. pic.twitter.com/eB0qJ5Ydxi

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“Take the necessary next steps to stop the spread of this virus,” it alleges. No offence. pic.twitter.com/FTLvAl6uSB

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It’d be interesting to see some data on public transport passenger numbers and road traffic. I’m sure they’ll emerge soon enough.

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There’s definitely far fewer people on George Street than usual for 5pm.

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On a tram, progressing north along George Street. Not all that many people on board.

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DanWoikeSports If he felt good enough to drop 32 in a NBA game and not know that he had it, you should probably stay home from the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kQ

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jonkudelka Maybe get Alan Kohler in to do the books.

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jonkudelka Please can Norman Swan be the government for the rest of the year cheers.

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@dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark I’m no theologian, but I’m 100% sure that Jesus would choose..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vK

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@dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark “Tina Louise Spalding was born in England in 1958, emigrating..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LC

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Is this the loopiest commentary so far? Perhaps not, but it is very loopy nonetheless. “Corona Virus Update- an Imp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ij

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Mon plan, remainder: Soon, a walk through the Sydney CBD to see how things are going; a little SEKRIT task; and thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jC

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@paulwallbank @NewtonMark I look forward to having all these new friends.

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Remember, everyone, you’re smarter and know better than every viral epidemiologist in the world, so you just keep g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FC

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declanf What a true humanitarian Organisation. pic.twitter.com/T2zqE8D1K7

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abcnews : RSL NSW has cancelled all public Anzac Day commemoration services, saying the risk to the public was “too great”.

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faineg boy this tweet is going to go in a textbook someday twitter.com/jackma/status/…

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This Pilger parody account is quite convincing. twitter.com/johnpilger/sta…

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Trying not to get cranky.

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“Suing”, I mean. I’m having word problems today.

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CNBC LVMH will use its perfume and cosmetics factories to manufacture free hand sanitizer for France cnb.cx/2TQgZYQ

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@marcuskelson Does it respond to to power controls? (Yes, turn it off and back on again.) If not, call Apple Support.

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@riskybusiness The animatronics are starting to look quite convincing.

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As I saw someone say earlier, we should probably not take health advice from a man who’s sueing an imaginary cow. twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1…

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@oberonsghost Arnie seems to be becoming quite sentimental in his old age.

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I said “ungulates” because I couldn’t decide whether to use “hoofed” or “hooved”.

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But what if you don’t have your own ungulates? twitter.com/Schwarzenegger…

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statelibrarynsw Preparing for self-isolation? Sign up for a Library card online to get access to our from home! Enjoy f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nT

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MediocreDave Every one of the these men is providing the first half of their very own ‘life comes at you fast’ meme.

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MediocreDave The bleakness just hit me. pic.twitter.com/UcgEk2WXzc

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amanbatheja Germany’s health ministry is confirming this bombshell story from German media outlet @welt
reuters.com/article/us-hea… pic.twitter.com/iJqqIhpgNn

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RadioFreeTom “Hi. I am a raving lunatic.” twitter.com/sheriffclarke/…

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jeamland The AR in AR-15 stands for AntiviRal. twitter.com/9NewsAUS/statu…

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@strikhedonia01 Maybe we need more strongly-worded t-shirts to survive this pandemic.

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helpmeskeletor Saw a white dude complaining loudly at the lack of community spirit while stripping the shelves of milk powder, ser..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GR

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This is a VERY handy list of terrorist acts and planned acts in Australia. twitter.com/Andrew_Zammit/…

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When it’s decommissioned they should turn it into a martini glass. twitter.com/SpaceAusDotCom…

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“Coronavirus: Assault charges for Sydney man in alleged Woolies fight”, but later in the story, “Police do not beli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Av

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“M&C Saatchi has launched a new initiative, enabling female employees to work from home when experiencing period pa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2q

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@PeteLawler There were hundreds of people there. And the photo was taken from across the road.

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Sydney CBD from Haymarket this morning. Later up I’ll go for a walk up there to see how quiet it is today. pic.twitter.com/GiAfTFds2T

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A good thread on how to do open source intelligence (OSINT). twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski…

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An old woman just walked right up to me, tapped my chest, and demanded to know “Who says?”

Wot?

Oh yeah, I’m wear..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S7

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Here’s a direct link to Health Minister Hazzard’s press release with those details. health.nsw.gov.au/news/Pages/202…
And he..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AP

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GladysB Overnight NSW invoked emergency powers in the Public Health Act.
We will take every step needed to protect the comm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N1

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johnmcternan The only Twitter feed you have needed for some time twitter.com/infinite_screa…

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normanswan The FT reports this morning the way a Danish supermarket is stopping sanitiser hoarding. They charge $6 for the fir..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sS

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@jpwarren @RealNickHodge @NewtonMark @dobes If in doubt, build another layer of abstraction on top so there’s more..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hR

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JoshButler The Australian Federal Police say a NSW man has been charged with a terrorism offence after a “Joint Counter Terror..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yA

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peterwsinger The problem with the dual structure of Trump press conferences is that Fox News, Breitbart etc and his followers on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oA

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ezraklein These press conferences have the strangest structure: Trump opens with something totally bizarre. Then Pence and a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…59

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FridaGhitis Trump’s message is the opposite of Fauci’s. Look st the quotes pic.twitter.com/SXmwoj6QMc

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Oops this was a 90-day chart, not 30-day. But like it says that and you’re so, so clever. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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stilgherrian THIS IS A THING THAT HAPPENED AND WE HAD OPINIONS. twitter.com/wellmaywesay/s…

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As usual, further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, though given the coronavirus restrictions these ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tq

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Mon plan: Slow start; laundry; a bunch of reading; story pitches; certain special administrivia; maybe a little wri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VK

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kcarruthers How will folks know not to disturb you while working from home? I use the tiara of busy-ness to signify that I am v..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YZ

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paulkidd “Karen! Call the nursing home and tell them we’re picking your nan up tomorrow morning. She’s our ticket to 96 roll..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ly

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darth is it jared twitter.com/brianstelter/s…

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I’m glad there’s some rain forecast for Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/TaSm7MGj7A

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Monday. Do things in the correct order or you will fail. Monday.

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