Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 16th, 2020

JimMFelton Stop making effort you idiots, no matter what you do this is how you look on Skype pic.twitter.com/mkXfJkoxKH

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RT @knausc: Coronavirus tests being rushed to Australia can deliver results within three hours. Roche, the global pharama giant, says it wi…

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RT @Frances_Coppola: BTC has zero chance of redeeming its dollar promises, because the Fed has absolutely no obligation to provide the doll…

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RT @Frances_Coppola: The idea that BTC is uncorrelated with the real economy is laughable. It is a USD derivative. Bitcoiners have never be…

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@FrKarlSinclair @wellmaywesay @jeremysear Thanks, Karl. I always worry about being in furious agreement, but it did… https://t.co/nQLRosZ9ef

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RT @paulkidd: Shoutout to the founders of Twitter who had the foresight 14 years ago this week to create a website specifically for the wor…

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@Dream_Brother_ I’d always imagined that book would be a bit of a haul.

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RT @maccolahan9: The Government: All international arrivals must self-isolate for 14 days to stop the spread of coronavirus.

Gold Coast: h…

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NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Extra: Well May We Say episode 121, ‘A Fast-Moving Situation’” https://t.co/EjHa9hnf0J A cros… https://t.co/PiIWUuNQde

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@NewtonMark Now you’re getting fussy.

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11. “Senegal is reportedly turning coronavirus tests around ‘within 4 hours’ while Americans might wait a week.” https://t.co/374DU9CuNu

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10. Senegal likes wine, cheese, and long walks on the beach. The beach is called Geraldine. pic.twitter.com/UxruawLhkb

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9. Senegal has a pet name for its lower intestine, which is The Gambia. Not just any gambia, mind you, but The Gamb… https://t.co/YdSDaFZmhs

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8. The following cities are not in Senegal:

London
New York
Cairo
Russia
Yass
Louga
Coriander
Thyme
New York

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7. The capital of Senegal is Dakar, which is in Paris.

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6. Sometimes Senegal is found on the west coast of Africa. pic.twitter.com/iHbpJZve01

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5. Same Gel is an anagram of Senegal.

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4. If you spell Senegal backwards it is Lagenes. Lagenes (UK) Limited is a business supplies and equipment company… https://t.co/HXPSO50hv4

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3. “The Portuguese Empire was the first European power to colonise Senegal, beginning with the arrival of Dinis Dia… https://t.co/Carl1cn88p

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2. “The territory of modern Senegal has been inhabited by various ethnic groups since prehistory. Organised kingdom… https://t.co/2UNub0SCFI

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1. The Republic of Senegal is on the east coast of African and looks like this. pic.twitter.com/b2cQqgW2WI

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And now as promised, Ten Facts about Senegal. Why? Two reasons.

A. Senegal was mentioned in this week’s episode of… https://t.co/W86AQoaFpP

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@teambuild3r @NRL I’m sure there’s some Lifting of Heavy Things to be done.

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RT @MrMichaelSpicer: If you’re staying at home, remember TV is this all day. https://t.co/iRZ9rigYgU

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@SnarkyPlatypus @NRL I did, and I’ve already suggested to them that they read the room. During a pandemic, you have… https://t.co/UNoQWu2oUj

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RT @dw_europe: Germany has closed its border with France.

DW’s Bernd Riegert reports from one crossing point where there’s plenty of skep…

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“NRL players could face salary cuts during coronavirus crisis”? Diddums. Fuck these spoilt over-paid petal-thugs,… https://t.co/bG3Q2Gydvj

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM But just soap is better because of that science about rippling into* the oil.

* Sciencey term.

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RT @WuTangClan: Protect Ya Neck against the Coronavirus. We are making a few thousand prints and distributing them across New York City. Fe…

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@SnarkyPlatypus If she has access to 70% ethanol then she should be making us cocktails.

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@flowblok I’ve heard of this guy but I think a different one. No earbuds with me right now so I’ll listen later. Thanks!

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@SnarkyPlatypus It has to be at least 60% alcohol to be any use.

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RT @AndrewPStreet: As a social distancing measure, which government will have sufficient concern for public health to return the Lambada to…

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RT @7NewsSydney: BREAKING: In an extraordinary move, Random Breath Testing has become the latest victim of coronavirus and is being suspend…

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RT @tacticalmaid: Weirdly when I hit it with curl it 301’d to the Dept of health site. Hosted in the US on a namecheap shared hosting box.…

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RT @CyberGovAU: Watch out for scam texts claiming to be Australian Government advice on COVID-19 testing, which are aimed at stealing your…

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@twcau @jpwarren @NewtonMark @dobes Preachin’ to the choir on this thread. :)

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RT @Trixie_Boo: For everyone needing some good cheer … thank you Egg Boy 🥚 https://t.co/byTihskMr3

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@GeorgeCockroft Yeah that was and continues to be a fantastic effort.

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RT @supersat: Step 1: Get COVID-19
Step 2: Go out and party for 18 hours at a club
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Now 42 more people have it https://t…

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RT @brianwhelanhack: The island of Ireland is now an A/B test for covid containment.

26 counties; pubs closed, mass gatherings banned, sch…

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RT @johnb78: The best thing about going to the barber’s is when you’re about to get a wet shave, lying on the reclined barber chair, and it…

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RT @gregmlarsen: In 2017 health minister @GregHuntMP liked a porno tweet from “BBW Cum Pumper 69”. He then lied and said he was hacked and…

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RT @paulkidd: Woolworths is selling seven weeks’ worth of toilet paper every day. https://t.co/k6dJzTJQzk

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@Sarah_Alice_X @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark These are all fascinating rabbit-holes. Worrying, and fascinating.

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@bigbadave No she’s physically there, and looking as bored and frustrated as you’d expect.

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@Idealaw @munin This won’t end well.

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Is this an advert for a gay escort agency? pic.twitter.com/RT1hudQvEg

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There’s an Irish guy 15 metres away, well across the room, talking continuously and LOUDLY at his lady friend. I ca… https://t.co/iJYuzOBFsf

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@munin There’s a church here in Australia that’s telling its congregation that Jesus will protect the faithful. You… https://t.co/jSni0aZg9H

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After the South Korean church thing, I wonder how much of the US coronavirus spread will be via the pastors of mega… https://t.co/Pi6PC5Q5k3

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Solid progress report today from the Senate Inquiry into Press Freedom. pic.twitter.com/eqQrlJF9Ab

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@dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark Does anyone else think that “channelling Jesus” sounds kinda dirty?

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@JohnBirmingham @zlj517 Wow I didn’t know you had this power!

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Dear @NRL you need to read the fucking room.

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The last we’ll see of Sydney Harbour Bridge before they demolish it to install The Coronadomepic.twitter.com/eB0qJ5Ydxixi

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“Take the necessary next steps to stop the spread of this virus,” it alleges. No offenpic.twitter.com/FTLvAl6uSB6uSB

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It’d be interesting to see some data on public transport passenger numbers and road traffic. I’m sure they’ll emerge soon enough.

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There’s definitely far fewer people on George Street than usual for 5pm.

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On a tram, progressing north along George Street. Not all that many people on board.

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RT @DanWoikeSports: If he felt good enough to drop 32 in a NBA game and not know that he had it, you should probably stay home from the bar…

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jonkudelka Maybe get Alan Kohler in to do the books.

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jonkudelka Please can Norman Swan be the government for the rest of the year cheers.

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@dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark I’m no theologian, but I’m 100% sure that Jesus would choose… https://t.co/KlnFGumyvK

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@dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark “Tina Louise Spalding was born in England in 1958, emigrating… https://t.co/mlmDmk6oLC

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Is this the loopiest commentary so far? Perhaps not, but it is very loopy nonetheless. “Corona Virus Update- an Imp… https://t.co/FEfQJgmVij

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Mon plan, remainder: Soon, a walk through the Sydney CBD to see how things are going; a little SEKRIT task; and thi… https://t.co/v9iKklfZjC

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@paulwallbank @NewtonMark I look forward to having all these new friends.

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Remember, everyone, you’re smarter and know better than every viral epidemiologist in the world, so you just keep g… https://t.co/FevUoR2zFC

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declanf What a true humanitarian Organisation. pic.twitter.com/T2zqE8D1K7

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RT @abcnews: #BREAKING: RSL NSW has cancelled all public Anzac Day commemoration services, saying the risk to the public was “too great”.

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RT @faineg: boy this tweet is going to go in a textbook someday https://t.co/NGP3tHLdsH

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This Pilger parody account is quite convincing. https://t.co/L9WY2uEGhN

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Trying not to get cranky.

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“Suing”, I mean. I’m having word problems today.

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CNBC LVMH will use its perfume and cosmetics factories to manufacture free hand sanitizer for France cnb.cx/2TQgZYQ

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@marcuskelson Does it respond to to power controls? (Yes, turn it off and back on again.) If not, call Apple Support.

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@riskybusiness The animatronics are starting to look quite convincing.

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As I saw someone say earlier, we should probably not take health advice from a man who’s sueing an imaginary cow. https://t.co/NUkUukX53H

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@oberonsghost Arnie seems to be becoming quite sentimental in his old age.

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I said “ungulates” because I couldn’t decide whether to use “hoofed” or “hooved”.

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But what if you don’t have your own ungulates? https://t.co/msNhuP4FlQ

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RT @statelibrarynsw: Preparing for self-isolation? Sign up for a Library card online to get access to our #eresources from home! Enjoy free…

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MediocreDave Every one of the these men is providing the first half of their very own ‘life comes at you fast’ meme.

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MediocreDave The bleakness just hit me. pic.twitter.com/UcgEk2WXzc

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RT @amanbatheja: Germany’s health ministry is confirming this bombshell story from German media outlet @welt
https://t.co/h1rgaNGn9b https:…

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@AnnabelAstbury It’s probably best if I don’t.

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RT @RadioFreeTom: “Hi. I am a raving lunatic.” https://t.co/EK8NU5PG6n

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RT @jeamland: The AR in AR-15 stands for AntiviRal. https://t.co/oKjUNvNDqc

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@strikhedonia01 Maybe we need more strongly-worded t-shirts to survive this pandemic.

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RT @helpmeskeletor: Saw a white dude complaining loudly at the lack of community spirit while stripping the shelves of milk powder, serviet…

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This is a VERY handy list of terrorist acts and planned acts in Australia. https://t.co/MHohOaqEtI

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When it’s decommissioned they should turn it into a martini glass. https://t.co/Bz76sMDZhI

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“Coronavirus: Assault charges for Sydney man in alleged Woolies fight”, but later in the story, “Police do not beli… https://t.co/AjZ87YRjAv

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“M&C Saatchi has launched a new initiative, enabling female employees to work from home when experiencing period pa… https://t.co/SMzFJuob2q

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@PeteLawler There were hundreds of people there. And the photo was taken from across the road.

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Sydney CBD from Haymarket this morning. Later up I’ll go for a walk up there to see how quiet it is todaypic.twitter.com/GiAfTFds2T2T

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A good thread on how to do open source intelligence (OSINT). https://t.co/2b99sXhfFb

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An old woman just walked right up to me, tapped my chest, and demanded to know “Who says?”

Wot?

Oh yeah, I’m wear… https://t.co/qwe3RBZ5S7

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Here’s a direct link to Health Minister Hazzard’s press release with those details. https://t.co/r5UQC0ljRk
And he… https://t.co/DZADlzNyAP

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RT @GladysB: Overnight NSW invoked emergency powers in the Public Health Act.
We will take every step needed to protect the community. http…

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RT @johnmcternan: The only Twitter feed you have needed for some time https://t.co/Cl21sXXc9r

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RT @normanswan: The FT reports this morning the way a Danish supermarket is stopping sanitiser hoarding. They charge $6 for the first bottl…

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@jpwarren @RealNickHodge @NewtonMark @dobes If in doubt, build another layer of abstraction on top so there’s more… https://t.co/ruTvv1d4hR

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RT @JoshButler: The Australian Federal Police say a NSW man has been charged with a terrorism offence after a “Joint Counter Terrorism Team…

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RT @peterwsinger: The problem with the dual structure of Trump press conferences is that Fox News, Breitbart etc and his followers only hea…

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RT @ezraklein: These press conferences have the strangest structure: Trump opens with something totally bizarre. Then Pence and a sequence…

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RT @FridaGhitis: Trump’s message is the opposite of Fauci’s. Look st the quotes https://t.co/SXmwoj6QMc

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Oops this was a 90-day chart, not 30-day. But like it says that and you’re so, so clever. https://t.co/xboiMRg8m4

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RT @stilgherrian: THIS IS A THING THAT HAPPENED AND WE HAD OPINIONS. https://t.co/X0VILkQBPF

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As usual, further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, though given the coronavirus restrictions these ma… https://t.co/CxnZDkOhTq

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Mon plan: Slow start; laundry; a bunch of reading; story pitches; certain special administrivia; maybe a little wri… https://t.co/lQAJR7u8VK

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RT @kcarruthers: How will folks know not to disturb you while working from home? I use the tiara of busy-ness to signify that I am very bus…

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RT @paulkidd: “Karen! Call the nursing home and tell them we’re picking your nan up tomorrow morning. She’s our ticket to 96 rolls of dunny…

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I’m glad there’s some rain forecast for Sydney todpic.twitter.com/TaSm7MGj7AGj7A

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Monday. Do things in the correct order or you will fail. Monday.

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