Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 2020

Hey ho, fans of “The Bill”… https://t.co/lEhwGlNZG5

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PulpLibrarian Happy everybody! It’s crazy man… pic.twitter.com/EAv8AIZQzo

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I too have a new Action Ring feature. https://t.co/B195YEfeN1

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RT @fesshole: Whenever I go into a supermarket and see those battery recycling tubs, I wonder how many of the batteries were used in dildos…

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@ChrissieM Temperature is an artificial social construct, like art or gravity.

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RT @thejuicemedia: The Government has made an ad about the global response to the pandemic, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative 🌎🔺…

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RT @jason_a_w: Prue has repeatedly been asked for her political opinions on network television https://t.co/U2VyPwlz4h

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RT @AnthonyCole68: Gutted Warren Mundine isn’t being touted for #EdenMonaro 😔😔

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@DevinNunes How’s the whole cow thing going, Devin?

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@jpwarren @firstdogonmoon Chickens are not very smart, in my experience.

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I am of the opinion that the apparent temperature does not need to be as low as -3.5C but here we are.

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@firstdogonmoon @jpwarren So it’s the age-old question, “Why didn’t the chicken cross the moat?”

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RT @HelenaDix: Absolute HILARITY from @lampard_bari and @hewwagner
I think I need to re-work my approach to cadenzas.

**Warning: Do not d…

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RT @AyoCaesar: “Criticise capitalism while owning an iPhone? You are like little baby, watch this.”

- Friedrich Engels, factory owner.

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@PaulbernalUK @MyDoncaster Well, these ARE important stories, and obviously I’m glad for the Emu Wars to be more widely known.

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RT @youwouldknow: “And over there is the dogging car park. I’m not allowed there anymore after the Incident.” https://t.co/gPt3vem6RD

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For some reason @MyDoncaster in the UK is explaining the Emu Wars of 1932. https://t.co/OkdzEI9y6o

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@BrandDNA This, Sir, is what we call a failure of imagination.

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@TwitsForMiles Well I don’t need a drone to tell me that.

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According to this exciting* video the first Environmental Impact Statement (EIS) for “Sydney Metro: West” is now op… https://t.co/RQHBcqGkCv

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“Jamie Oliver’s roast potato method” sounds like another sex technique that’s doomed to failure. https://t.co/yaLMrWfvh8

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RT @stilgherrian: Bank uses drones to commence spraying the cities. Which phase of The Plan is this, @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark? https://t…

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RT @stilgherrian: “An Australian bank wants to spray disinfectant from drones in schools and aged care” by @dobes https://t.co/PkM9emDKeB

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RT @HartWexford: She had to sing Mister Mistoffeles https://t.co/W8Jqdd4tG0

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“Services Australia says not prudent for myGov to handle 3 million concurrent users: Surge capacity does not enter… https://t.co/jiYDpF9uIZ

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“Home Affairs says Australia likely next to sign CLOUD Act arrangement with the US” by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/Ca7YocRZzf

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@PeteDotAscian @R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus We could get the Westpac drones to lay down some DDT.

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@baxters A wish for the world’s shittest genie!

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EamonnONeal Stone Hinge pic.twitter.com/3TBLX4xFO1

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@SnarkyPlatypus @R_Chirgwin Seems to work though. Like @Susan_Hennessey I’m loving that it’s called the Patriot Plu… https://t.co/UqCTx7zJ0c

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@R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus Apparently it creates the appropriate CO2 and moisture gradient to simulate a mammal an… https://t.co/inSckjXlts

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@FrKarlSinclair Which just goes to show how innovative I am!

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Whaddyareckon, @R_Chirgwin? Or maybe @SnarkyPlatypus needs one of these for the balcony. https://t.co/L30vFbKtwS

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Thanks to @Susan_Hennessey and the @RatlSecurity podcast I have just learned of the propane-powered Mosquito Magnet… https://t.co/HY5V9Pa9jC

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@R_Chirgwin At least we’re not in the blizzard zone.

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RT @diannaeanderson: My friend who is a nurse just posted this image about why we should wear face masks and … I love it. https://t.co/Tn…

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@twcau The parking space for his Telstra grunt truck has already been marked out.

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@johnallsopp One shock-horror revelation at a time. :)

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Reminder to Techbros: One key reason that the Australian government’s COVIDSafe app doesn’t use the Goople API is t… https://t.co/Lh2Ss5MTgp

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timescanner EYELASHES CURLED INWARD LIKE A RECORD NEEDLE ON YOUR IRIS REPLAYING THE THINGS YOU’VE SEEN IN DREAMS

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RT @FXMC1957: USA No.1 on this day in 1969: The Fifth Dimension - Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In https://t.co/CCEmduh0fw via @YouTube

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@SnarkyPlatypus Bearing in mind that Wed night is comedy night… I’m still open to this being a parody “with his t… https://t.co/5Nbxu7qmIM

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RT @StanDevia: While Saint Jerome was in isolation from the Black Death in 382 he updated the Bible with some new chapters or something. An…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Maybe this is exactly the tonic the nation needs.

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RT @dobes: If only the government was hosting infrastructure on cloud providers some folk were losing their shit over, and they enabled ins…

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I am… I thi.. look… what? https://t.co/hx2O2HT0cs

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@raaahbin @NewtonMark @jonkudelka Bloody hell I step away from The Twitter for just a few minutes and look what ha… https://t.co/zo8cvJ8BNL

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Remember, folks, the Australian national anthem is “What About Moi!”. https://t.co/Qzoc4G7NcW

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RT @NewtonMark: This quote, and the chart which debunks it, are close enough together in the same article to fit on the same screen. There…

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@NewtonMark FFS, you and facts. You’re always with these fuckin’ facts!

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RT @conor64: Seeing a Rolling Stones concert earlier this year would be like someone in 1962, the year the band started playing, seeing a b…

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I was much more cool in the early 1990s.

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Old Techno Fans: Apparently in 1994 I interviewed DJ/producer Richie Hawtin (Plastikman, F.U.S.E.) at length for Fr… https://t.co/H3IKIYUQYs

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@SnarkyPlatypus @TimeGhostTV I’m really appreciating the modern, more balanced historiography.

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I was once told that 75% of all shipping tonnage globally was the oil and petrochemical industry. Not in ship numbe… https://t.co/QvXBGctJ0l

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@SnarkyPlatypus Which reminds me, have you been watching the @TimeGhostTV Indonesia series yet? Three of six up now. https://t.co/kJyh0ATbX4

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I’m sorry about my followers@NassimKhademem. They are idiots.

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@NassimKhadem @ScottFitzG Hence “originally” in the first bit. :)

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@NassimKhadem And, to go back to the story, this whole airline saga is fascinating. Thanks.

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@ScottFitzG No, “eyeing” is just another of those silly newspaper words, like “wed” as a very instead of “marry”, o… https://t.co/TVyZlyrQrq

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meadea Breaking in @dailytelegraph “Samantha Armytage has confessed to putting on weight during coronavirus”.

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Well I suppose it’s better than a party eyeing 20 virgins, like a debutantes’ ball. https://t.co/N2QXsqJ2O5

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RT @Kate_McClymont: 💇⚖️💰🔬🗝️😳😎🤐💇 https://t.co/M1KIzQE4oY

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@SnarkyPlatypus Just a tad. :) Consider it more a lightly spiced European winter soup, I guess. It is what it is.

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@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus I’m tempted to say that the Dutch curry soup is not a million miles from laksa.

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@franksting We live in strange and terrible times.

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@SnarkyPlatypus “Mulligatawny is the Anglicised version of the Tamil words for ‘pepper water’ or ‘pepper broth’. It… https://t.co/V4J7Jl2Pao

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s essentially a Mulligatawny. https://t.co/L8DHd9u78t

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@SnarkyPlatypus … but it’s also like this. https://t.co/2ymrvlkoQH

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@manindotblack @SnarkyPlatypus I decided to not do that joke. :)

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@GregDAustin @NSWSES @abcnews @UNSWCanberra Thanks very much for the heads-up, Greg. Adding it to my calendar now… :)

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@upulie There’s a lot of it about. :(

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That IS interesting. I wonder whether Kasper will return in some capacity.

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Having a bit of a sook.

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RT @Scamwatch_gov: If you receive a text asking you to contact the @ato_gov_au in relation to a change in myGov details or early access to…

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RT @ajibarao: it has become an entire spectrum 💀 https://t.co/chFKke6hq2

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clint_jasper Has anyone taken a stunner seeding/planting/rain pic over the last few days, that you’re happy to be splashed across the abc?

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The Senate Inquiry into Centrelink’s compliance program is calling for new submissions, including supplementary sub… https://t.co/b6QDgBoFBI

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lemonodor Teaching a neural network to come up with BBS names is one of the best things I’ve done. pic.twitter.com/nsXa8YSXuE

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RT @AsFarce: sydney cops went through a phase in the 1920-30s where they were like “just do your thing idc” when taking mug shots at the st…

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Apparently it takes two years to figure out the answer is “No, they’re nopic.twitter.com/gqdglRRH4blRRH4b

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The Australian Public Service Commission is on drugs. pic.twitter.com/NGztF3N6KM

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dekrazee1 Musk is the Trump of tech

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Fair point. I think. I don’t know that I even care any more. https://t.co/uBIX9PMXkC

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@jpwarren Is there a portal?

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That was a subtweet. Obvioiusly.

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White non-Italian people discussing how to make a bolognese sauce. Sigh. Adam Liaw was right.

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bruceknapik Always make sure you have a good email labeling system pic.twitter.com/PJMACNn6ya

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RT @emhargreaves: Flatmate ordered a £4 deck chair from @eBay for the garden. We thought she’d got a bargain. It just arrived…. 🤦🏽‍♀️ htt…

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RT @adamliaw: American recipes are always like

1 oz prime-grade meatsteak
42 fl oz cream-reduced Quam™️ (or mid-sodium)
1 monkey paw onio…

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Attn: @SnarkyPlatypus. This one is livestreamed on Sat 9 May at 1100 AEST. https://t.co/VUjqn27Ckr

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Having some 2-minute Dutch Curry & Rice Soup because as @SnarkyPlatypus knows I love authentic Asian food. pic.twitter.com/Ae2YIN7T8c

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This will definitely not be a debacle. https://t.co/eRVxSAEltf

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So the Festival of Dangerous Ideas is happening online this year and I can hardly* wait. festivalofdangerousideas.com pic.twitter.com/OIIrgUh3Ep

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@Sarah_Alice_X You mean like the Journalists’ Code of Ethics at the MEAA? That sort of thing? Or just an old-fashio… https://t.co/kIpmHRM5In

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Does it involve burning everything to the ground and starting again? https://t.co/i0HwRi0YXC

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“An Australian bank wants to spray disinfectant from drones in schools and aged care” by @dobes https://t.co/PkM9emDKeB

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CSS. That is all.

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@techoglot You’re most welcome. There’s SO much of it on the Tube of Ewes.

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Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip. https://t.co/rWmHZAtkoT

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RT @SuperCroup: Gays get married in different outfits from each other challenge

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@damana Glad you’re OK. The “too sick to realise how scarily sick you are” thing is scary afterwards. Hope you’re taking to recombobulate.

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@teambuild3r @JustJimWillDo @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Where we’re going we don’t need no ethics committee!

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@teambuild3r @JustJimWillDo @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Maybe instead of spraying them with disinfectant you could paint-bomb them.

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@JustJimWillDo @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Wait, @teambuild3r has suggested combining a couple of projects. https://t.co/9CcpfrT8vQ

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New from @AICriminology: “Availability of COVID-19 related products on Tor darknet markets” https://t.co/3saz42HW0y

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RT @againsthimself: Now entering “flinging feces to enforce social distancing” stage of the lockdown. https://t.co/jjP37IFmGW

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@JustJimWillDo @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark No need to hide any more. They’ve managed to convince most people it’s j… https://t.co/z9BvXoIaeP

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Bank uses drones to commence spraying the cities. Which phase of The Plan is this, @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark? https://t.co/lbl5k1HYtt

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RT @santiagomayer_: I will never not laugh at the fact that Ben Shapiro blocked me for replying to his tweets with this video.

https://t.…

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RT @jentaub: ♥️ A lawyer’s letter that is better than chocolate https://t.co/W4RwJHZXS2

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RT @itsbirdemic: Elon hasn’t been this persecuted since they ended apartheid in South Africa https://t.co/NKobwuNGsd

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Well I hope relatives aren’t just finding out via this tweet… https://t.co/2RMudOTG4j

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RT @sweetestplum: The new smash hit song by Joe Hildebrand,
Everybody Knows. #studioten #goinganalogue https://t.co/lHLS6zLnBw

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RT @SHamiltonian: Australians need to learn this word. https://t.co/yu0S4ODOCG

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RT @travis_view: A particularly strange sect of QAnon claims that the long-awaited Military Tribunals and executions of Hillary Clinton and…

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“Eden-Monaro MP Mike Kelly to resign, prompting by-election” https://t.co/PPyJHH1djl

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Fivesandalives Elon Musk is trending and this image is as relevant as ever. pic.twitter.com/QuJTS5TWMo

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RT @RudiEdsall: We’re through the looking glass here people https://t.co/o3NAh2IlQt

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RT @MrTimDunn: I should be in bed but I’m still up & awake looking at photographs of Utrecht signal box c.1957 https://t.co/3CmCmaPYh6

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Another Reminder: “The Far-Right Helped Create The World’s Most Powerful Facial Recognition Technology”, i.e. Clear… https://t.co/orI4dSRV2n

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Reminder: Clearview AI is touting its face recognition service for COVID-19 contact tracing. You know, pull faces f… https://t.co/pCzwsW6Bbc

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The source is the latest “A Rational Fear” podc@ARationalFearFepca.st/0hghiqq8BkiP

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“Barack Obama’s team watched Julia Gillard’s misogyny speech whenever they were ‘really annoyed’ with Tony Abbott,… https://t.co/F0vnFkw7TU

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CT_Bergstrom “Genius” pic.twitter.com/Elpy4ECA7n

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RT @oz_f: It’s not clear from the tweet or the headline but the story actually says the government *doesn’t* believe the virus came from a…

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Well, @dobes, once more @davpope is batting it to the boundary. pic.twitter.com/bvFDWi8T1o

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RT @id_gordon: While Trump has been busy droning on about how well the administration has handled the coronavirus pandemic, we @MotherJones…

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Listening to today’@abcnewsws Coronacast, “Are kids and young people affected more badly than we thoughpca.st/vugfy9aa4GeKMU

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Listening to today’@7ampodcastst, “Evangelical Christianity in the age of coronavirpca.st/jdmrwmla0Q473b

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joshgnosis A little dramatic pic.twitter.com/lP6IGja1uS

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Thu plan, draft: Slow start, as has become normal this week, or indeed this year; update a client’s website; admini… https://t.co/fjhs55SFCW

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“Will this wind…?” https://t.co/zSfGrFi1ql

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Miserable with a lot of wind: not just me, but also the Blue Mountains weather today. pic.twitter.com/QF6eUbvqlm

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RT @CraigSilverman: IT’S HERE!

The new Verification Handbook for Disinformation and Media Manipulation is online and avialable for free.…

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RT @MichaelDaventry: Hey @britishmuseum, I *love* your mission to catalogue everything under the sun, but your claim to have found Turkey’s…

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@sleepingdingo I can never workout why the floor is sloping. This seems to be a problem in quite a few of my dreams.

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RT @pointlesslettrs: “Good news at last for Britain”

Over 26,000 people are dead https://t.co/S2Afo7lRSu

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We’d tried to get the thing fixed but the landlord’s mother was still on holiday in Phnom Penh.

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What a weird dream last night. We had to pretend to berate an undercover police officer so as not to blow her cover… https://t.co/t7qlL3DeCu

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Thursday. All the creatures are escaping from their jars. Thursday.

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HappySinger Ok, I’ve already seen the word “waifu” used to refer to Kim Yo-jong. 2020 is an elaborate practical joke.

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RT @NewtonMark: The Insurance Council would just like everyone to know that insurers might be suing tenants to cover landlord losses due to…

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JimMFelton Boris Johnson using the birth of his child to get out of PMQs. Laugh it up buddy, you can only use that excuse 3-4 more times this year.

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I understand via the news from London that Boris Johnson is about to become a different kind of cunt.

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