Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 1st, 2020

@jonkudelka Sure. We all have a price. So let’s start bidding.

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@ChipRolley Look, you’re in The America. Just set fire to it and take the first flight out.

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@jonkudelka What if it were a very large number of quids?

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weefrenchcow Never been more scared to open an Uber eats bag in my life pic.twitter.com/r3Z86Pg4iC

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@IanKendo Yeah definitely don’t say that because you’ll get into trouble. I’ll say it for you. Tomorrow, when it’ll have more impact.

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stilgherrian Breakfast. twitter.com/kels_316/statu…

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stilgherrian Wondering what Caleb would be like after “a slab of beer, box* of wine and a bottle of whiskey”. Also wondering why..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ue

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@damana Because the Instant Fucking Epidemiologists are talking shit and people will die. Only that.

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@MattHancock As I’ve said to politicians over here, maybe leave the self-congratulation until we’ve seen the whole death toll?

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Once more, I’d like to congratulate everyone for being an epidemiologist.

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@wolfcat @RealNickHodge @kcarruthers Wait. Who were we doing at the beach? I mean there was this time…

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@NickyWill100 I’ll give him a call for the podcasts on Friday.

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Mind you, he has a bow tie so we’re all good.

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Congratulations to The Australian’s economics editor who clearly hasn’t bothered to inform himself about how pandem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SO

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jc_cummins Spotted in Darlinghurst…
🦠 pic.twitter.com/s2sInySAC6

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I’m not sure about the back story, but just watch this. twitter.com/DickKingSmith/…

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@paulwallbank @eVent_cinemas Indeed. I wonder how many gift cards they’ll sell.

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StephenMcDonell A Chinese student who’d been studying in the has tested positive for the upon arrival back in - wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dq

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@SnarkyPlatypus Over the years I’ve learned all too much about that. That and the music distribution industry. Corr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bM

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@JohnBirmingham And will she punish me? Because we’d all be up for that.

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@JohnBirmingham “Blake’s 7” in Blu-Ray sounds like a great way to see cardboard and plywood in higher resolution!

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Seriously, DO NOT buy cinema ticket futures from @eVent_cinemas. Just put the money into your bank account and buy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZB

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Mind you, the Australian cinema industry not acting like shonks? HAHAHAHAHA! Yeah right.

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@eVent_cinemas Mind you, if this were an investment @eVent_cinemas you would have to disclose the risk somehow. So,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Av

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Dear @eVent_cinemas this thread sounds more like it. Cinema ticket futures at full card price? Hahahaha yeah nah. G..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ua

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@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus Correct. So nah fuck that. Sell me 18-month cinema ticket futures at maybe 30% and then..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PX

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@manindotblack @SnarkyPlatypus At this stage it’s only permanent residents who are eligible for support, not studen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H5

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@madashelltv Thanks, @madashelltv team. You’re settling into the new reality just fine. Good work. Take a big breath.

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Wow that cold opener for @madashelltv was so, so good. Monty Python plus classic cinema? OK maybe 10% of the audien..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ln

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@kofeyh @SnarkyPlatypus Yep, but this is a particularly shit investment.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The more that I think about this, Event Cinemas basically wants an interest-free unsecured loan from its customers.

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@SnarkyPlatypus There will be bankruptcies or the like. But Event Cinemas isn’t discounting the cards. If they were..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FL

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Event Cinemas, which are closed obviously, is trying to sell movie gift vouchers “with a validity of 36 months from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…es

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Pro Tip: Figs with Blue Cheese is better* than sex.

* It’s not, but hey marketing. twitter.com/retrogrrl/stat…

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fesshole I got with twins, lived with one whilst having the other, don’t even know why I had the second one, all blew up in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HF

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PulpLibrarian Happy birthday to who turns 70 today! pic.twitter.com/kUJ85qBQLq

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jilliancyork His name is Godrick twitter.com/oliviasolon/st…

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@gnoll110 Without looking, I don’t think it’s new. If it’s the one I’ve seen in-store, it has various shiny happy w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uq

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@HHackenbecker @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Look that may be easier, I grant you, but it’s very depressing.

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WorldBollard “Boss, I’ve got 18 bollards left, where shall I stick them?”
“Anywhere will do son”.
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@DavidRDHeath @SnarkyPlatypus Everything is insane, but I think I’ll pull through OK. I have actual useful skills t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sj

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@eDilettante @SnarkyPlatypus This is the whole OMFG A FORMER PLA ENGINEER STARTED A COMMS EQUIPMENT COMPANY OMFG A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1G

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@eDilettante That said, there’s this. “Former Chinese military man behind export of tonnes of medical supplies”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6x

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@arizclint I have high-school French and Latin, and university Linguistics, but there are still traps.

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@arizclint I was going to guess that but feared a trap.

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@eDilettante I think that students buying stuff for their families, and sharing container space, is about to become..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zu

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@arizclint Awesome work here from Google Translate. So, what and bull? pic.twitter.com/DqL3CsD6b4

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@arizclint Oh really? [Adds to shopping list.]

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It also sounds like a wartime propaganda story. “Our brave Aussies on the frontline…”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @danmurphys CORRECTION: “Casillero” is a locker or other locked place, sometimes “pigeonhole”. So “..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gP

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Heh. Ping @kels_316 and every other services person in very other nation. terminallance.com/2017/08/22/ter…

HT my former Co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ri

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MrKRudd I know Morrison believes in Damascus Road conversions. But even Keynes would be wondering about this one… pic.twitter.com/DxMtEuw1YK

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@SnarkyPlatypus @danmurphys And in the US, I’ve seen. Chilean wines are good value for money, and the dry reds can be great.

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s an Antony Green hand-me-down. ;)

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stilgherrian RECOMMENDED AGAIN: The episode of “Between 2 Wars” on the Spanish Flu epidemic etc from @TimeGhostTV. “Disease, War..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gB

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“ABC expands education schedule to support students at home during COVID-19 crisis” about.abc.net.au/press-releases…

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@flowblok @developerjack I mean I’m not a fan of the vodka martini. Gin or GTFO. But then again it may be a suitabl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eC

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@flowblok @developerjack Start with Grey Goose vodka, I guess?

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JesseRodriguez New York City’s Fifth Avenue at 6:35pmET today pic.twitter.com/Ke6P1nELJj

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elisethoma5 Signs the country has kind of had it with today: enough people have individually tweeted ‘Oh FFS’ that it’s trending pic.twitter.com/jjXaLZSLHx

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@SnarkyPlatypus @danmurphys Plus how can you go past a winery called “Devil’s Castle”?

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This week, @SnarkyPlatypus, I have my go-to Chilean wines. For some reason the bottle on the right is empty. Curren..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tp

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@FrKarlSinclair @kels_316 @GordyPls @benvwilkie Hahaha! This is a covert means of getting me to go to Mass, right? :P

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MatinaStevis We often say the European Union is not the United States of Europe.
Yet the EU ordered, paid for & stockpiled prot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LE

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@kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus @derekbradley It was also fun working through Google Translate’s conversation mode wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tU

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@kcarruthers @SnarkyPlatypus @derekbradley Yes we ordered the dumplings as a thing but the waiter refused to add th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OY

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SIGKILL Self-isolating by trying to tell people about bitcoin

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@SnarkyPlatypus @derekbradley There was a LOT of mean in the menu, trust me. :) But we ordered more widely. We also..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l2

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It’s a thing: “Brookvale Union Vodka & Peach Iced Tea 330ml” danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_635… pic.twitter.com/G8S9AsnuCV

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@SnarkyPlatypus Good choice. They’re what one wine vendor called in the their email a “school night red”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Once I was walking past there and there was a very stressed-looking bloke with the bottom of the si..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9F

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HAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. HAHA. OMFG NO. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@ozjimbob @kels_316 @GordyPls @benvwilkie The last requirements would’ve been dumped in the Broadcasting Services A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gf

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@ozjimbob @kels_316 @GordyPls @benvwilkie Oh that’s right! There was an obligation on all broadcast licensees to ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ja

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@kels_316 @GordyPls @benvwilkie Oh, I meant to ask @FrKarlSinclair how the livestreamed Mass went last weekend.

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@kels_316 @GordyPls @benvwilkie Hahaha that scene would have been replicated across the nation. The audience skewed..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ha

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oberonsghost Blind Freddy could see this was going to happen. twitter.com/7NewsSydney/st…

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@kels_316 @GordyPls @benvwilkie From memory that happened in the 1980s somewhen.

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@kels_316 @GordyPls @benvwilkie Definitely was a thing. Sunday mornings 11am, rotated between Catholic, Anglican, a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qk

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@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidRDHeath As an aside, on my reading it looks like I could be able to claim JobKeeper as long a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R5

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@Idealaw I expose myself to enough dangerous things as it is.

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Exactly. FFS let the man exercise his religion. twitter.com/paulwiggins/st…

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Anyway, that’s this year’s quota of Caleb Bond attention out of the way.

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Wondering what Caleb would be like after “a slab of beer, box* of wine and a bottle of whiskey”. Also wondering why..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ue

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@SnarkyPlatypus @DavidRDHeath I can see some things perhaps changing in the next week or so. There are murmurings t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mu

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@awakening_heart @SnarkyPlatypus Probably not the weirdest thing around right now, to be fair.

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Well there gores the porn industry! twitter.com/LovelyCorrine/…

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@kels_316 They do, which is sad to say, but in many circles it’s ironically.

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@Sheeds_au Well, we must fix this for the second quarter, obviously.

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@jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus @FatArseWombat Oh I’m sure that would never ever happen… Sigh.

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nickmartin People are demanding USGS volcanologists debate Joe Rogan and we are in hell pic.twitter.com/SOZCzLbmi1

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@SwiftOnSecurity Pffft! Like anyone is going to believe that.

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Rob_Stott How do we define partner? Some of my most memorable relationships have lasted less than an hour twitter.com/VictorianCHO/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus If you order before 6pm Dan Murphy’s can deliver today.

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GonzoHacker Cover me in sardine oil

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ESPNAusNZ This is proof you should never celebrate too early. 😅 pic.twitter.com/o4dmvva2mz

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There’s no way I’m answering this question on a public platform. twitter.com/riskybusiness/…

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j_schubert__ Here’s short video about the seven new species of Australian peacock spiders I recently described!

Video shot by J..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cK

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redhead_ordead Fuck it…. If I have to be stuck indoors for another two weeks, I’m putting the Christmas tree up.

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sondy “To this end, we present the Really Habitable Zone (RHZ), defined as the region around a star where acceptable gins..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A4

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marinamaral2 In homes with usually only one room, the box-bed allowed some privacy and helped keep people warm during winter…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rN

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@HazRobert What did you drink on the other 20 days? Very confused here.

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@LordofWentworth @manindotblack Anything is possible when you have a 5-star food parcel.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @FatArseWombat NZ Police also seem to be held in higher regard, though I have no actual evidence to support that impression.

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@developerjack @flowblok From the thumbnail, at a distance, I thought it was a duck. And you know what? I’d have ap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kc

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Good think he’s not a Catholic because it would’ve been Last Rites. Or am I just way too gloomy? twitter.com/gordonwhitehea…

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Ah, @SnarkyPlatypus, isn’t Scarfolk one of the most wonderful places in the world! twitter.com/Scarfolk/statu…

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CloudNaii So the company we pay our rent to sent out a very condescending mass email to all tenants about paying rent and for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z9

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Scarfolk NEW! Social-Distancing Laws (1970) scarfolk.blogspot.com pic.twitter.com/hhwfQn9hTg

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@jennyeather @kels_316 Maybe they just mean you should keep count.

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@randyfinch @umairh Why are you showing us this picture of a hamster?

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@umairh At least the local bakery is still open.

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It’s not “stress drinking”, it’s “relax drinking”. twitter.com/jennyeather/st…

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@umairh I couldn’t eat a whole one.

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@MsLods I’ll take your word about the drafting style. I read enough legislation as it is, for a non-lawyer, without..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eS

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@R_Chirgwin Are the fungi appearing early this year? Or is it just that we’ve had N years of drought until now and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SK

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R_Chirgwin And there were some startling fungi, like this: pic.twitter.com/RhwmBCfKOH

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R_Chirgwin Trees are starting to shed their bushfire bark, which is lovely: pic.twitter.com/jlUJhy74sG

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US Marines coronavirus humour (not official USMC views). terminallance.com/2020/03/27/ter… pic.twitter.com/SGmHx0sYli

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laurenthehough Check on your gays, people. pic.twitter.com/pYMM2H0VvD

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brockwilbur I, for one, am thrilled that Jared Kushner is in charge of figuring out ventilators for the country. I feel this wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vU

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@English__Gale These are questions for the author of the data, I reckon.

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HannahD15 ICYMI: the government kept a man in detention even after he was granted a refugee visa, then refused to tell the Fe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D3

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@SenatorHume It’s not a contest, Senator. Can we please leave the boasting until after all this plays out?

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@sarahdingle_ I’m gonna let it remain a mystery I think. :)

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@MsLods And will it make me feel that everything is less clear? :)

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@English__Gale Going to work is OK under the rules.

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You too can contribute at stilgherrian.com/tip and I promise not to spoil the parsnip.

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Yesterday I had to apologise to someone for spoiling a parsnip and they deducted $5 from their planned contribution..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1G

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@SnarkyPlatypus Only intellectually. I think they have a ute.

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MattWordsworth Meanwhile.. a shot of a plane hired by Bob Katter that’s flying over Brisbane pic.twitter.com/UzMhSG4NJc

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racheljulie I’m a physician at a hospital in NYC and THIS IS THE “PPE” I WAS JUST HANDED for my shift. Our federal government h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NV

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jeamland Has Elon Musk fixed the Coronavirus yet?

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This might have to change then. twitter.com/KylohDamian/st…

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AbbieEvansXO Help I have been texted by 700 cows pic.twitter.com/YACujtEJHY

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SixthTone Just as China began to enthusiastically reopen businesses after a weekslong shutdown due to the pandemic,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Il

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@HartWexford DM me number and I’ll get it sorted.

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Adding to the previous thread, this is the actual NSW legislation. The link is to a PDF, so that’s quite exciting. twitter.com/francesmao/sta…

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ginarush New: An Australian share house rental company has deleted its online presence after sending out an email its tenant..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E0

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kels_316 there are fucking hundreds of existing ventilator designs, including rapidly manufacturable ones. Stop wasting time..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gk

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andrewsillett “Essentially, it’s a high powered zinc formula, created by a friend, which disrupts the cytokine storm.” pic.twitter.com/hKcOhUwYgH

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@oberonsghost Neither have I, and this one isn’t going to be doing much of anything any more.

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@expectproblems The madness is setting in. Howe often are you talking to yourself, or laughing at your own jokes?

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BrigidWD current mood twitter.com/nswpolice/stat…

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@JustJimWillDo Excellent photos! I didn’t realise they spent most of their life like this either, nor that they can..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s1

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@HartWexford While I enjoyed the joke, he flies an ambulance helicopter these days.

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Yes, folks. “Joyce writes off 4WD in flooded creek” (11 Feb 2011) abc.net.au/news/2011-02-1…

“His $95,000 Toyota Land..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wq

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@CosmicRami According to the ‘Pedia if a tree gets too many of them they can end up killing the tree.

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briannatravers Frankston: An adult massage parlour has been fined $9913 for conducting “non-essential services” yesterday afternoo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R0

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Here’s another Wikipedia photo of one going walkies. pic.twitter.com/tqSaW7DR87

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It wouldn’t normally be sitting on that tree stump, but hanging from the tree that it’s eating as per this photo fr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U8

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@firstdogonmoon Oops, forgot the coin for scale. (I don’t have a banana handy.) pic.twitter.com/iEY6w4hDyB

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@firstdogonmoon “Case moths spend most of their lives as caterpillars, the larval stage, which may last for up to 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qj

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Behold the bagworm! The larva of the case moth covers itself in leaves and twigs for camouflage, which according to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cz

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gths Yes you can put forward your racist theory about the “Chinamen” but it will have to wait after Carol’s TEDx talk on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EU

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Bonus points for “Get a haircut (lol)”. twitter.com/ShoebridgeMLC/…

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@dobes @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Is it found in PRC? It’s a Taiwan thing, y’see.

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Good. People might finally be able to afford their rent. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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edbott Thesis: “Just In Time Government” is a FUCKING BAD BUSINESS MODEL.

Antithesis: [8 million dudes on Medium put thei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lw

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Dear Coronavirus Officials, please don’t appeal to people’s “common sense”. Common sense is just whatever randoms h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yy

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kenvogel TRUMP concedes impeachment may have diverted his attention from preparing for coronavirus.

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kenvogel TRUMP, reviewing his coronavirus news conference: “I’m sure people are enjoying it … It’s an incredibly dark topic,twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H8r2

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EmmaMAshford The Atlantic has published an article that effectively calls for fascism in America. How does this get past any eth..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3d

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@jonoabroad Wow that must’ve been hard for her to give up.

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AriBerman Only in America could 200,000 dead be less of a catastrophe than 30,000 emails

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BronFancourt Good news! were thought to be at risk of extinction following recent bushfires. But our post-bushfire ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kE

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In most circumstances, though, this is an essential errand. twitter.com/Kantrowitz/sta…

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Not sure about this new lineup for The Wiggles. twitter.com/kevcecil/statu…

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What pain have you been wearing, Mr Newman? twitter.com/CampbellNewman…

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RexChapman Coronavirus silver-linings:

Jack Black is now on Tik Tok… pic.twitter.com/O5ji9L2dgv

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@dobes Here’s another one. “In this time of pandemic and global covid-19 crisis, we have decided to reach out those..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sq

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swearyanthony That China was able to import urgently needed medical supplies in February that helped them beat back the pandemic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…62

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janmpdx Quarantine Day 1
Quarantine Day 10 pic.twitter.com/DddR7jYuKD

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ChipRolley “I have nothing else to do.” 🤦‍♂️ twitter.com/atrupar/status…

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Dolphins form boy bands. scimex.org/newsfeed/male-…

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@MattSainsb You may have seen my rant the other day on this point. The re-done analysis is about half-way down. threadreaderapp.com/thread/1243794…

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This is getting quite noxious, and it’s still early days. :( twitter.com/HeartGypsy/sta…

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@MattSainsb As as aside, I’m intrigued why beaches have become such a focus for people’s ire, as opposed to all the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oo

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@sarahdingle_ This is a typical breakfast for me, though usually with kangaroo or chicken or pork.

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matthewchampion if you’d like to dial into the Cabinet tomorrow, the Zoom meeting ID has helpfully been included in this screenshot twitter.com/BorisJohnson/s…

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@MattSainsb I don’t think that’s a current photo.

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Norman did everything right. So how did he catch another virus?” pca.st/cfthmrwh

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Everything is going very well indeed. twitter.com/davidgerard/st…

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Kimota Is there even a crisis comms person in that building? twitter.com/shanegoldmache…

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Should we bail out the airlines?” pca.st/md10kvjt

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Wed plan: Slow start; new month administrivia; try to figure out some sort of production plan for the month; quiet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eU

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@expectproblems @NewtonMark @dobes Nah, just a quick joke on a photography forum.

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I say, @dobes, today Mr @davpope seems to have made a popular culture reference. pic.twitter.com/yMxDtgF01S

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@maldamkar @TimWattsMP I’ll accept that as fact. I couldn’t pick any of them out of a lineup.

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ben_hr A lot of Sinophobia being actively stirred up by Fairfax/Nine Entertainment Co., for example..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dp

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paulwallbank How’s that best medical advice going in your state? NSW golf courses to re-open after intervention by 2GBs Ray Hadl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2Q

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@dobes But but but… $96 million EXACTLY of definitely real money!

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mbachelard The words of the prophets are written on the blackboard outside my local grog shop pic.twitter.com/Nso1JEPJs6

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DrJamesRogers A nightmare situation unfolding for the captain of the USS Theodore Roosevelt. Docked in Guam, with 4,000 crew, the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Js

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So that’s both halves of Australia covered. Thanks for your attention.

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Here’s all the Public Health Orders for NSW. Note the Open / Closed / Restricted tabs halfway down. preview.nsw.gov.au/covid-19/publi…

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Somebody’s been reading my editor’s feedback. twitter.com/fanfiction_txt…

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That Victorian government messaging seem clear and concise.

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“‘Stay at home’ and ‘Restricted activities’ directions - FAQ” for Victoria. dhhs.vic.gov.au/stay-home-and-…

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Imperfect Blue Mountains weather, perfect sentiment. pic.twitter.com/2xDWpi7yWN

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Hard to see in the mist and the distance, but it’s a Yellow-Tailed Black Cockatoo (Calyptorhynchus funereus)…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…my

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nytimes One Texas doctor who wore a mask in a hallway after treating a man in respiratory distress was suspended and got th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…58

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benpartridge The Banksy that comes out of all of this will be truly shite.

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@HappySinger We’re doing a song each every evening at six via Skype.

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Here we go. “I am a Senior Attorney to Mr. Jose Maria Loizaga Viguri who has just passed away from the Coronavirus…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G3

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merxplat @MagicRealismBot Skywhale for PM!! pic.twitter.com/8O19LiSbE1

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MagicRealismBot A hot-air balloon is elected Prime Minister of Australia.

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Wednesday. A flash of red. A flash of green. The vapours disperse. Wednesday.

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