Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 2nd, 2020

Look it’s almost midnight and all you people are cunts so I might go away now.

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@qednet He does seem to be quite… flexible.

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@WarWraith @ScientificTroy Sure, but where to start? There were SO MANY of these books.

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@PeteLawler @ARationalFear Mate, @danilic and his crew, while I love their work, are mere children.

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@ScientificTroy @WarWraith Hahaha yeah it’s all cool. Mr Livingstone and I are amused that this has all been lost t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9q

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fabrice_deprez ’s political elite has been badly hit by the coronavirus epidemic. Ukrainian outlet NV traces back the orig..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mt

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@franksting @rwerkh Apparently so. And isn’t it fun* being part of a once in a century thing.

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This was all in the pre-digital era so we can’s just search for it. Like, it was the 1980s. And I was a swamp monst..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TO

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I am proud to have been a monster in one of the Fighting Fantasy gamebooks. But if someone can find the one where a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6g

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bodyposipanda_ LIFE HACK: when someone says they’re struggling right now you do not have to point out that other people have it worse.

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hellohistoria It was formerly customary in Wales for the head of the household to tell the bees whenever a death took place in th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bo

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REMINDER: We are so fucked.

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@franksting Is Cupertino in Arizona? Maybe not.

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@spottytwit Sure, but I really don’t care. :)

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@yaycee Mate it’s after 11pm here. And I have no whisky. Talisker is a good choice though.

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@spottytwit Not at all. I am basically lazy.

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@franksting @oberonsghost But I think we’re overthinking this. Fuck your work colleagues, as long as you’re one not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rQ

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@franksting @oberonsghost I just tell people to work closer to the mic so any reflections or ambient sound are less..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bu

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@franksting @oberonsghost Not really. But you can turn the screen to an angle so any reflections of your voice go out sideways.

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@yaycee Hah! I will have one more gin and then collapse.

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@manindotblack @duckbytheoboe I’ve never worked with PZM so I have no idea.

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@yaycee Correct. :) There’s a lot of inexpensive one- and two-channel audio interfaces, but I am now past 11am and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hd

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@yaycee Basically the H6n has six analog inputs, and presents on the computer as a six-channel digital device.

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@yaycee I have a Zoom H6n as the analog-digital converter (and other tasks). zoom.co.jp/products/field…

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gths a solitary town crier walks down the middle of the street, ringing a bill and shouting MARKET FAILURE! MARKET FAILURE!

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stilgherrian Steps. twitter.com/IL0VEthe80s/st…

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chaser Public unable to decide whether free childcares were lobbied for by Dutton to support his investments, or Barnaby J..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xk

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Apropos of nothing, it’s worth noting that the late great Graham Chapman of Monty Python fame was at the time of fi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0r

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@franksting @oberonsghost Mind you, the biggest sound reflection problem is off that big flat Mac screen in front of him.

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@Pollytics You’re doing the Lord’s work.

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Should I have another gin?

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meenaharris In case you’ve lost track, today is THURSDAY.

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@oberonsghost I’ve broadcast and podcast from some very odd locations over the years.

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mojowordz socks don’t care if they’re odd

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@oberonsghost Indeed. I can’t make out what mic he has there but that’s irrelevant. Find a quiet spot, minimise and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x6

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Rainmaker1973 This is what a baby swordfish looks like on a top of a fingertip bit.ly/1VRIwkw pic.twitter.com/klJGp6hrc2

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@nnwakelam Yep, that’s how it goes. I know you have the strength for this one, though. And that’s not a platitude…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bs

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[Checks email.] Oh good, the British Heart Foundation has another £2 million for me. I’m rolling in it!

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@JennaPrice @rynobi I disagree with all this “too soon” stuff. For many of us, dark humour is exactly how we deal with it.

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@nnwakelam Good choice. But it’s fuckin’ tough eh.

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@Pollytics @R_Chirgwin Yep. And a big shout-out to @SoundDevicesAus in Parramatta for asking what I wanted the mics..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PW

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rynobi This could have all been avoided if the Spanish flu had done a thorough job of it.

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@manindotblack Everyone hates their own recorded voice when they first hear it. Chill.

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@nnwakelam Fuck. Sorry to hear. Please take time to take care of yourself mentally.

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@jodiem @garthk @Pollytics Plantronics and Logitech are just fine. I’ve never used any of these new “podcasting mic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qr

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@manindotblack No, you’re exactly right. Something like a recent iPhone has 3 mics and fancy noise-cancelling softw..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lY

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@Pollytics @R_Chirgwin Agreed with all of that. Again, I ran some OBs with SM58s. But for the podcast, the Sennheis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X5

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@duckbytheoboe Yep. My tutor was an ex-Nine audio director from the 1950s and 1960s. “First,” he said, “imagine you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cr

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I’ve ranted about this before, sorry, but it’s a mistake to think that quality comes from having expensive equipmen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vy

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Yes! There’s a reason the EV 635A has been a standard TV news presenter location mic for decades. I’ve presented li..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cF

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Here’s the rig for one of my livestreamed podcast recordings. The bowl of nuts was the most critical component. pic.twitter.com/M6dCWKQk0T

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If you can’t compose a decent photo with whatever mobile phone you have, then all a more expensive camera will do i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AX

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Other brands have equivalent models. The Shure SM58 is the obvious one. But what the @Pollytics marsupial says is t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…da

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I have a bunch of Sennheiser Evolution e835 microphones. You can probably get them for AUD 100 or less. They’re ind..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9T

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And to add to that, no microphone on the planet will make your shit voice sound like a not-shit voice. If you want..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3F

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@iMusing @theMickMorris Indeed. As a person educated in an old-school way, I’m conscious that my education was a bit wrong. :(

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@garthk @Pollytics For videoconferencing you don’t need to spend more than $120. Get a good headset mic from Plantronics or someone.

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Australia is rapidly rediscovering that it’s a federation of random colonies. twitter.com/AnnastaciaMP/s…

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@GeorgeHemingto1 @acidic That’s a point. And that’s only piqued my curiosity even more.

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@franksting @onlmaps “Ever” you say? Maybe when the asteroid arrives?

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onlmaps Only islands smaller than Australia. dlvr.it/RT1vdM pic.twitter.com/WTwLqpudrH

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PulpLibrarian No. No there isn’t. Stop saying that… pic.twitter.com/1PSPA9wwRM

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pointlesslettrs Peak Daily Mail: “We need to get away from the notion we all deserve to be supported.” pic.twitter.com/vOm7HgjJiJ

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@expectproblems Extroverts are suffering right now, and I have to consciously suppress my schadenfreude. Sorry.

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@GeorgeHemingto1 @acidic I am way across boiler explosions, because I am definitely not a train geek obviously. But..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LQ

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@acidic There’s a story behind this law, obviously. (I also follow @CrimeADay but was only now checking my fun feeds.)

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That thing where you draft an email to send in the morning, with “MORE HERE” where you intend to add some more spec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cm

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CrimeADay 21 USC §§331, 333 & 21 CFR §155.170(b)(1)(iii)-(3) make it a federal crime to sell canned peas that are more than 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p1

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CrimeADay 16 USC §707 & 50 CFR §21.29(f)(14)(ii)(C) make it a federal crime for a foreign falconer to practice falconry in th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tm

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Histreepix The Statue of Liberty begins its ascent from Hell. Liberty Island, New York, 1885 pic.twitter.com/uCOAPr4mXl

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ben_hr For example: “”For those who are unemployed, it’s a time to take stock and say ‘Actually, I could be doing some stu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1O

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ben_hr I’m worried that people professing to be experts in “resilience” have not the slightest idea about the lived experi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wp

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Nick_Stevens_Gr Modern meteorology was born 60 years ago today
TIROS-1, was the nation’s first weather satellite.
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@errolwi Yep, the well-oiled machine of global trade has hit an obstacle. I think it’ll be interesting if people start reassessing JIT.

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@acidic Maybe. Either way, the railways were the lifeline of the economy. You don’t fuck with Progress.

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walkleys Entries close April 26 for $110,000 in grants to fund public interest journalism on Asia, the Pacific islands regio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HV

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@acidic I’d be interested to know if that law goes back to just after the American Civil War, when Native Americans..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lB

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acidic the wildest part of this story is that there’s an offence for ‘train wrecking’ twitter.com/HuffPostAU/sta…

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SWOPnsw SWOP urges all sex workers who fit the eligibility criterias for income support payments to at least register an in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T9

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atrupar Trump bragging about economic numbers as they stood a month ago is like a high school football player still talking..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nk

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atrupar TRUMP: “Did you know I was number one on Facebook? I just found out I’m number one on Facebook.” (Trump has 29 mill..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ba

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@errolwi Thanks, Errol. All this supply chain stuff fascinates me.

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lexilegs99 I think I’ve found my favourite tiktok @JuliaGillard pic.twitter.com/cbHtTjAtwo

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“Possible Transmission of Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome Coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2) in a Public Bath Center in H..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cT

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@developerjack I would never lie about a thing like this.

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@mrowe @joneaves The guy who handled their social media presence has moved on, alas, but yes Goatfest Tasmania is i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a3

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“AI-powered tool predicts serious disease three months before official announcement” algorithm.data61.csiro.au/ai-powered-too… Some C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fP

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@joneaves @mrowe Yes, me too. And I did enjoy me time at Goatfest Tasmania in Launceston. I’d like to go again some time.

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@joneaves @mrowe On this topic, some years back I happened to be visiting Adelaide Zoo during the holidays, so ther..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OV

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AnnaKnatchbull @CCriadoPerez Keepers at London Zoo are having to take turns at the petting area as the pigmy goats are missing their children visitors.

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God you people retweet some shit.

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Beluga thinks, “How the fuck can I get to that tasty penguin?” twitter.com/Independent/st…

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If you didn’t know that, well, you can always listen to them.

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Hey Kids, you know how I’ve been doing these irregular and quite terrible podcasts about The Times We Are In? I’m r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1x

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It’d missed this, which is a shame because it’s magical. Ping @SnarkyPlatypus. twitter.com/GreenJ/status/…

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7NewsSC This customer was spotted at Tewantin’s @woolworths. 7NEWS.com.au/coronavirus pic.twitter.com/O9Cs8PmK6r

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@alexkidman @R_Chirgwin I’ve never been out in the sun that long before!

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NewtonMark “Good news, everybody! You can go through the biggest financial shock in a century, and then you can take two weeks..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1j

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@R_Chirgwin Yes. Yes you are. Perhaps a little… too happy.

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nickpmclaren Another day and another Illawarra beach with locals telling visitors to go back where they came from. pic.twitter.com/rqVjsnMPjo

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DuchessFrida Good to see that Fox News opinionista Laura Ingraham received a response re her demand ….

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FXMC1957 PHOTO OF THE DAY: A young Bill Clinton meets President John F Kennedy (1963). pic.twitter.com/lc1DTQYoUm

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Hey @R_Chirgwin, if I don’t forget, on the weekend I’ll be hunting for a log or stump to stick a bird food plate on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jj

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@BruceSmithAUS @FXMC1957 It’s a magic thing called “self-governing British Overseas Territory”. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falkland_…

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@3wombats I have body aches anyway. I’m getting old. :)

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@HHackenbecker I’m good with it. We get to know the birds here at @bunjaree very well. There’s a clan of crimson r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CW

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FXMC1957 2 April 1982. Argentina invaded the British-controlled Falkland Islands. It led to war between the two nations. pic.twitter.com/xcIQzc4jA9

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36.7C. Usually I’m about a degree lower as measured under my tongue, but I got the flu shot today so that’s that. A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EX

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JiayangFan “Gomez allegedly stabbed the three because he thought ‘the family was Chinese, and infecting people with the corona..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…En

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CPtraveller This seems a bit more effective than relying on the local gossips in Portsea. twitter.com/ghimlay/status…

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@jonoabroad @19bk69 The ship is refuelling and victualling prior to leaving and going… somewhere… with its crew..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WI

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Histreepix The Village People at their funeral. 1975. pic.twitter.com/HVC4R8IJ2Q

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ratmobbs i hate this pandemic if i wanted to waste my early 20s i would have gotten married

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Pinboard YCombinator (Paul Graham’s baby) funded a medical debt collection startup. There’s a picture of the founders where..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ub

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andishehnouraee A stunning admission of deadly ignorance from Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp, who says he only just learned that asymptoma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xs

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Ben_Domensino Wow. We haven’t seen a rainfall outlook like this for some time. Details here: bom.gov.au/climate/outloo… pic.twitter.com/AEVHVjgDj0

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Ah yes, @SnarkyPlatypus. “Libération, popularly known as Libé, is a daily newspaper in France, founded in Paris by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J2

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@ApostrophePong It must be very strange there right now.

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Remind me again when we get the gay luxury communist spaceships?

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@dobes They tried this once before, and then realised they don’t have a toilet paper factory.

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kaflurbaleen oh no, the virus has spread to Null Island!

the big dot off the west coast
it’s not a real place
it’s a digital m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Im

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@johnthelutheran @LapTop006 To be fair, Dr Kaczynski did make some solid points.

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jburnmurdoch NEW: Wed 1 April update of coronavirus trajectories

First, daily new cases (rather than yesterday’s weekly version..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hl

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gths Stupid that a deadly virus has catalysed more labour reform than smoothbrained centrists have done in decades

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“‘The Campaign Panicked’: Inside Trump’s Decision to Back Off of His Easter Coronavirus Miracle” vanityfair.com/news/2020/04/i…

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tobiasziegler Auto-tweeting systems - not always the best approach pic.twitter.com/XO2PWVK6hC

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“Bitdefender reveals Mandrake spyware targeting Aussie Android-users” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/bitdef…

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I think @dobes and @NewtonMark and @jeamland would agree that this was quite an achievement.

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Via a friend: “If you’re feeling down about our current situation, remember that mathematician Theodore Kaczynski c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eU

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So you put the kids in the scale then, and a-weigh they go? twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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@GordyPls Probably not. Very few people in grade 3 have children.

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@AliaK I think we’ll be fine with that, somewhere within this 12 hectare area. :) pic.twitter.com/82LdSdtOqE

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Speaking of jerkbirds, I have decided to spoil the little fuckers that pass by my window. I just need to figure out..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qy

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Still to come: JobFondler, JobSucker, etc. twitter.com/AndrewBrownAU/…

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Oh I’m sure this would never happen. Home Affairs is the best-run and best-Ministerised department in the Commonwea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ti

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@lmao_Yah @SenatorHume I think you’ve missed the point. The numbers are fine, but there’s no need to boast about “c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yj

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@GordyPls @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus See immediately preceding tweets and links. :)

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@SaysElizabeth @SnarkyPlatypus Indeed. Give it the spurt it so desperately needs.

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@purserj @NuclearAnthro We are huge fans. We are constantly impressed by their jerkbird nature. But they are all jerks.

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TWUAus BREAKING: @Qantas is being investigated by @SafeWork_NSW over the standing down of an aircraft cleaner who raised..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AT

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jonkudelka What if, despite all you scoffers, NRL Island happens and it turns out that weeing in your own mouth is the cure? Y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4a

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A PLATYPUS AND A SULPHUR-CRESTED JERKBIRD. twitter.com/YarraPlentyLib…

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By the way, has Freedom Boy’s head exploded yet?

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@stephendziedzic Cited in that article, “Singapore’s ‘unbelievably low birthrates’ have inspired ‘National Night”,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yG

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“Singapore’s vulnerability: A large
and growing pool of older people” by @stephendziedzic lowyinstitute.org/the-interprete…

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NewtonMark We don’t, tbqh. twitter.com/crikey_news/st…

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Thu plan, remainder: Read my email and then the internet, mostly.

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jillastark This constant centring of families is only heightening the sense of isolation for people who are already feeling is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7G

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jillastark “Just keep your family close and together.” Every time the PM speaks he presumes we’re all sitting here at home doi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EA

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johnb78 Worst Boxing Match Ever twitter.com/MelissaLDavey/…

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AboutTheHouse The Speaker of the House of Representatives, @TonySmithMP, has set the time for the next meeting of the House: 9am..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bY

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kestert If you want to stick it to the man and flout the social distancing rules, there’s a massive loophole by donating blood.

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bradheath Starting at midnight, people in Laredo, Texas will be required to “wear some form of covering over their nose and m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dc

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Data point for the coronavirus economic impact: Taxi driver based out of Katoomba in the Blue Mountains did a 10-ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eB

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I see the shipping phishing is starting to get on the coronavirus bandwagon too. pic.twitter.com/tBNAUbaI9b

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@darrenpauli That’s truly beautiful. Wrong, of course, but beautiful.

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Yes I know I can probably get rice elsewhere, including the organic bulk food shop nearby, buy I’m happy to wait un..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M4

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SITREP Coles Katoomba: All vegetables in good quantities; meat starting to return, but still sparse; still very lim..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l9

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@DylanLacey The advice I have is to do it, so here I am. YMMV obviously. This pharmacy is running a pretty tight ship.

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@WarWraith So… good? I wonder what the vaccine will give you then. Lice, maybe.

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HEY PEOPLE GO GET YOUR FLU VACCINE. HOSPITALS DON’T NEED FLU PATIENTS CLOGGING UP THE PLACE.

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Vaccinerated. Waiting the requisite 15 minutes to see if it gives me autism.

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Glad I booked the flu vaccine a couple days ago. The pharmacy’s stock is now all spoken for. New supplies are comin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i9

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In the pharmacy. Scripts are not being signed. Pre-vaccination screening is being done as an oral Q&A. Again, no si..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JO

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Number of passengers boarding at Katoomba: 3. Number alighting, at what is usually the busiest destination: 9. With..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x8

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Number of passengers boarding at Leura: 2. Number alighting: 2.

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. Number of passengers boarding at Wentworth Falls: 2. Number alighting: 0. pic.twitter.com/sFzw10T9pe

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Social distancing instructions at Wentworth Falls station. The waiting room can usually seat around 20 people. The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…87

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@billus @dobes So, so close.But yes, it is definitely a knee. Fast Fourier transforms are heaps of fun!

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Getting the show on the road. Literally, in fact, as I’ll be walking in to the village to get the 1107 train. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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travis_view This is an actual quote from the audio recording.

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travis_view QAnon followers baselessly think that a child rescue operation is happening in Central Park right now.

They belie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4j

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@billus @dobes Pretty. Is it… a snare drum?

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Jeff_Sparrow Another sign of the new world we’ve entered: Salon is publishing detailed explanations of the labour theory of value salon.com/2020/03/31/a-g…

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@kels_316 Yep, I’m looking forward to hearing where they’re up to. Getting to this stage so quickly is amazing.

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I am not watching the briefing, so that’s literally all I know about it.

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“CSIRO, Australia’s national science agency, has commenced the first stage of testing potential vaccines for COVID-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bn

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@rubyblue70 @SnarkyPlatypus That’s… quite funny. [Thud.] Thanks.

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thepacketrat You know, I bet we could have prevented the wide spread of the novel coronavirus if we had widely adopted blockchain.

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pant_leg the government should give us each $8,000 not because that’s how much a batman pinball machine costs it’s for a different reason

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@dobes It still doesn’t work even if you run the sigma function from negative infinity out to infinity, but who has time for that anyway?

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@dobes Yeah. Fourier transforms. Second-year university Applied Mathematics, plus some added bullshit…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pm

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@dobes Wait. They’re upsampling the existing 16-bit recordings?

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AdamJKucharski Look at the Wuhan line on this new graph from @jburnmurdoch. The lockdown was introduced there on 23rd Jan – 69 daytwitter.com/i/web/status/1…nW8r

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@NewtonMark @Idealaw The “If” at the front of that tweet is doing a lot of heavy lifting, Mark.

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PSyvret A national “jobs hub”? We used to have one of those. It was called the CES … until Howard killed it and outsour..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Es

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@wiremu88 Added to the compilation, thank you.

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Everyone who has an Opinion on coronavirus-related isolation rules should probably read this thread — and that seem.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NrJ

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Under the radar! How much coronavirus is really out there?” pca.st/l0jcn540

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GermsAndNumbers Modest COVID proposal: Every time a techie writes a Medium post modeling the epidemic, they must agree to let a ran..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bU

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “A Nobel prize winner explains coronavirus,” and it’s even in a relevant field. pca.st/j9f83axc

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frippet @firstdogonmoon Libraries Tasmania should put this on a tote bag if there are ever tote bags or libraries again pic.twitter.com/ri3vgHOrkZ

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_cingraham *asteroid slams into Earth, obliterating 75% of all life*
Regular people: oh no
Brain Genius on Twitter: Yeah well..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gN

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@terryfrost @jeamland Better than being dead, though, should a ventilator not be handy.

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jeamland ELON FIXED IT. HE FIXED THE CORONAVIRUS. CAPITALISM BE PRAISED, WE’RE GOING TO MARS! twitter.com/AllezLesBoulez…

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axios Scoop: Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu shared with his cabinet a video he claimed was evidence of Iran concealing cor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eY

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Thu plan: It is eight days since my last errands run to Katoomba, so it’s time for another one. 1130 flu vaccine, t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9X

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srpeatling Lol. ABC boss David Anderson asked on ABC 24 just now what his favourite tv show is: “Right now, if I’m missing the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xu

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I’m not sure which is “better”, Senator Hanson’s original proposal, or the replies in the thread. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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Today’s weather for the Blue Mountains, which is just typical. pic.twitter.com/CL7ohIztLZ

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drajm Urgent Information re COVID19

A Community Service Announcement.

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@CarolynLake [Nods] Carry on, Soldier. The battle continues…

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daraghobrien @mdennedy Lesson 1: “cé hé an stail asail sin?”

Phonetically: “Kay Hay an Stall as-all shin?”

Translation: “Who’s that asshole?”

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kylemaxwell I’ve been 100% remote for 8 years and this take is EXACTLY CORRECT.

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@kels_316 And, don’t forget, their own IBM Selectric typewriter. If they were a woman in the typing pool anyway. An..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uk

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Orbinfo “Abolition of the Royal Familia” is now available now on @Bandcamp! Grab a high fidelity FLAC copy and chill… 🎧..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mA

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I do love how this was such a symbolic picture of The Future™. twitter.com/OnePerfectShot…

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ProZD ranking up your friendship pic.twitter.com/9MLXjjTgfH

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Reuters Photos from some of the world’s most popular sites at noon capture silence as countries implement social distancing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6g

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@CarolynLake I should never be allowed to look at the news in the morning, but off and on it’s been part of my job.

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fictillius Peak hour on @T8SydneyTrains pic.twitter.com/zLHxzVQPbh

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phbarratt As for international students, so for cruise ships. We love them until the going gets rough, and then it’s bugger o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c9

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@munin Thank you. Everything seems to be going terribly well.

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Well here’s a happy thought to wake up to. twitter.com/KBAndersen/sta…

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Thursday. Beware of the pink boa. The hole in the floor has eyes. Thursday.

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