Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 4th, 2020

@semibogan @naomirwolf Shoosh. Soros pays me a lot of money to say they’re clouds.

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TropicalGeology First the Llandudno goats, and now this 😳 what is going on in North Wales right now? ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zk

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@semibogan Specifically, @naomirwolf, it’s a type of cirrus cloud called mare’s tails. bbc.com/weather/featur…

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Translation: If we start caring more about other people we (me and people like me) won’t have as much money. pic.twitter.com/HqO6stZgG1

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semibogan It’s a cloud you strudel. twitter.com/naomirwolf/sta…

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Things are quite complicated when you think about it.

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GidMK IMPORTANT NOTICE:

Updating recommendations with new advice DOES NOT MEAN that someone was lying before

Using the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0Y

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OrkneyLibrary It’s a cool, cloudy in . We’re not at work today to take a photo but we’ve made this colour..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uj

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Jderbyshire Today’s @FinancialTimes⁩ editorial pic.twitter.com/cAyS6inuWE

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thomas_violence ah man weird pic.twitter.com/r10QA28UNW

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Now playing: “Welcome to the Lobby! (Mallsoft - Vaporwave - Electronic Mix)” youtube.com/watch?v=JELt1j… I think..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X4

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JoshButler Walked past a group of teens in the street. One got too close to another, she jumped back and yelled “sosh disty!!”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ch

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Don’t worry, cobber, plenty more funerals coming up. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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rgcooke The Australian’s ideal reader is a self-funded retiree, whose franking credits are sacrosanct, but whose life isn’t.

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Good ratio on a stupid video. And it “explains” nothing. It’s all quite funny really, except that the message is ba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8x

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Just watched “Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa” on @SBSOnDemand and it was fine. sbs.com.au/ondemand/video…

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TwoPaddocks @TheIPA @GideonCRozner Are you are satirical performer of some kind ? Or just a complete imbecile ? Shut up , and s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K2

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@JohnBirmingham You need very small submarines for viruses. So this is Musk’s speciality.

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Pinboard Now on to design #6. I call this-the HYPERVENTILATOR! pic.twitter.com/W6uh0tYMua

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oz_f One Australian politician is sledging another by telling them to watch The Big Short, and the argument is somehow r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gv

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wolfcat Wow… my “A very Melbourne storm flic.kr/p/2iv8xqd “pic is now my 4th most popular shot on Flickr…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tY

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henrymance Jeremy Corbyn’s critics said he could never win a general election. He proved them wrong - by winning two, for the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hG

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oh the baby food one not the Moving Pictures one.

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s amazing what a PR person can do for your profile.

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MuhammadLila On 9/11, Canada accepted thousands of airline passengers diverted from the United States.

Canadians fed them, clot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HI

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@SnarkyPlatypus The big news in that is that Moving Pictures is even a thing any more. It’s not like they were any..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I6

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m sure that last part is a TOTAL COINCIDENCE.

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aflashbak The Sandhurst Pyjama, ad from the Daily Mail - Thursday November 21st 1912 pic.twitter.com/YkR9pkWI22

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@swearyanthony Yep, they did a good job with that recipe.

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@trib He’s the sort of fragile man-child who’s report me for using stronger language.

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@jxeeno Sure. But it this the petrol-for-blacks that you can’t huff?

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Sat plan, an update: I did neither. I may do some podcast bits tomorrow, but my priority right now it my mental hea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eL

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Elon Musk gives smoking dope a bad name.

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@TheNehad Yeah. Though they were the ones he bought rather than designed. Still, serious headdesk material.

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@jxeeno Does petrol work as hand sanitiser?

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Absolutely. But so is the Daily Telegraph and chewing gum.

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Also, why can’t this arsehat name and credit his engineers occasionally? Oh wait we know that too.

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus The newsagent in Katoomba was open on Thursday, fwiw.

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Why can’t this arsehat just license and make one of the many existing designs now, rather than all this grandstandi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rA

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@serehfas @SnarkyPlatypus Yep, for me at @bunjaree not a lot has actually changed… yet.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Someone should tell them about workplace lotto syndicates.

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@nastygirllenny @danilic Now I want to create a Twitter account for Sarina Russo’s Cleavage.

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@nastygirllenny @danilic Yeah you can see where the sheer cloth is against her skin as opposed to stretched across..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y6

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@nastygirllenny @danilic This is not a sentence I’d expected to write.

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@nastygirllenny @danilic Now the problem with this new information is that I am now forced to have another and clos..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aA

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@JustJimWillDo Nah, that’s just because Easter and Christmas and all that weren’t big things with us because we were poor.

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@nastygirllenny @danilic At least she’s wearing a bra. :) But even I know not to wear a black bra under a thin white top.

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@danilic “Russo is financial contributor to both major Australian political parties, but gives over twice as much t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gK

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@danilic “Out of work? Just start your own business like I did!” And these key facts. pic.twitter.com/w9qUxWD7Xs

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Pretty much. The Liberal Party complains about unions feeding into Labor, but this i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cY

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@SnarkyPlatypus Indeed. And this will go on for quite some time. Oh well, I’ve got shopping on Wednesday and then S..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yX

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@SnarkyPlatypus That whole Littlemore piece is amusing because it shows how the IPA hymn sheet has been the same for at least 19 years.

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eddy_marano @BelindaJones68 @peterjgregory3 @ScottMorrisonMP @TheIPA Andrew Bolt’s son runs the twitter, podcasts etc for the I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uu

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True. This is an excellent explainer on the IPA, dating from 2001. Very edumacationable. twitter.com/FlemishDog/sta…

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Running a regional branch of a global organised crime syndicate. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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siobhanduck Bernie Ecclestone is becoming a father again at 89. No big deal. I assume his wife is already well-versed with chan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x4

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@cefy I was working for ABC Adelaide during the Jubilee 150 in 1986, and that ship was a huge part of the re-enactm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VE

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@aarghpirates They’re still somewhere in his Shed, right?

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Here you go. “Boy with rabbits caught during plague in 1949 near Kerang” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_pl… pic.twitter.com/xVsfsuh9Q1

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When he was a kid, my dad used to trap rabbits and sell their furs to make hats and stuff. Good pocket money, espec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ny

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In case you don’t know, this is what a rabbit trap looks like. You dig a hole and pin it down in the entrance to th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KM

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jrhennessy Getting dire out there folks twitter.com/Betfair_Aus/st…

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@JustJimWillDo It’s not the worst thing that happened to me as a teenager.

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@steampowerednet I will cheerfully admit that that’s what I was hoping the submission was about.

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Yes of course we ate the eggs.

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Also, I seem to recall that one of the camps was over Easter. One of the scoutmasters snuck out on Saturday night t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PW

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Suddenly remembering that as a Venturer Scout we used to camp on Wardang Island off Yorke Peninsula. The island wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d0

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@joneaves @mrowe Surely that’s their business.

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I reckon Jared Kushner would be a dud root. “I’ve read 25 books on it.”

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@njptower May I remind you of the pneumatic railway? “The Victorian Hyperloop: the forgotten pneumatic railway bene..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ik

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It’s truly wonderful, and I know @johnmcternan will agree. twitter.com/CanberraInside…

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Yes, yes, I’m reading submissions to Senate inquiries on a Saturday. Yes, there is something wrong with me.

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“BASS STRAIT — A CRITICAL PART OF A NATIONAL TRANSPORT CORRIDOR THAT CONNECTS AND SUPPORTS A NATION”pic.twitter.com/0K14KLt8Zbb

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@SnarkyPlatypus @AuSenate Needs a “Download all submissions” button though. [Click, click, click, click…]

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@SnarkyPlatypus As an aside, yes, the hard-working Senate staffers seem to be working across the weekend to get mor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F1

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@mrowe @joneaves I’ve had to tweet the attached many times, but I agree that they are very fine goats indeed. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus I also like this bit: “Claims that ATSIC should have been disbanded because it was dysfunctional ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vK

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@SnarkyPlatypus The submission as a whole is a passionate, personal argument in support of the idea.

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A submissions to the Senate inquiry into “nationhood, national identity and democracy” from a (presumed) white West..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vy

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danielsgoldman It should not need to be said, but tests for new and novel illnesses cannot be developed *before* that illness is c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yv

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ChelseaClinton (Keep thinking: I’ve a Masters in Public Health; wrote my doctoral dissertation on global efforts to tackle AIDS pa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kk

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@CosmicRami @NewtonMark @A_J_Higgins @USPS Yeah but I think this is a good workable starting-point. And I did do a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m5

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@NewtonMark @A_J_Higgins @USPS Additional: The blue-shifted eagle is travelling towards us at around 60,000km/s as..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gQ

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@CosmicRami @NewtonMark @expectproblems OK, I’m good with that calculation. I forgot that a rough mapping like that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sC

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BobGrrl Couldn’t make it any worse..twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…0w

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Does pointing your naked arsehole at the sun cure COVID-19?

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mhdksafa A WWII soldier carrying a donkey. Because the field is mined & if the donkey was free, it would likely detonate a c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4r

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AthertonKD What if the Bladerunner backdrop, but scripted by wellness influencers twitter.com/sfchronicle/st…

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@errolwi Thanks. I’ve seen a few of these in tweets now so it’s definitely a thing.

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@kels_316 As far as American Dangerous Insanity goes, this is pretty mild. Unfortunately.

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I can’t imagine any of Australia’s public health officials being this engaging. twitter.com/CDCgov/status/…

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@dobes @juhasaarinen @darrenpauli @joshgnosis @SnarkyPlatypus I don’t think we should question Mr Turnbull’s worldview.

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@NewtonMark @CosmicRami @expectproblems Anyway if anyone needs a pulped eagle’s head I’m your guy.

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@NewtonMark @CosmicRami @expectproblems And now I’m being reminded that RGB can’t be mapped onto a single light fre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RG

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@NewtonMark @CosmicRami @expectproblems I’m not sure that this is accurately calculating the average colour. Maybe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1z

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@kcarruthers @garthk Ah yes, I see. Thanks for the heads-up.

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@NewtonMark @CosmicRami @expectproblems I note that it’s only slightly lighter than the neutral grey, so I’m not su..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yQ

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@NewtonMark @CosmicRami @expectproblems And that’s . So, dear Astronomers, what do you need that colour and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ht

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@NewtonMark @CosmicRami @expectproblems The USPS logo looks about 4:3 and ignoring the slant is about this. So let’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KV

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@NewtonMark @CosmicRami @expectproblems OK, I’m going to start with this 4000-pixel image, crop out the head, and r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Id

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@NewtonMark @CosmicRami @expectproblems OK, that’s a thing you can do in an image editing program with a blur funct..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QF

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@akent Adam, Adam, Adam… Here is the start of sentence eight of the press release I linked to: “The model updated..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ov

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@Epigrammist @kels_316 Sure. But again, China has bubble tea. And in this chart China looks like it’s some sort of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zr

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Also, to everyone who’s recently learned how to get Excel to do an exponential growth curve and display a logarithm..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dr

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I should say that as with any kind of modelling, you need to read the assumptions on which it’s based. In this case..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8f

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bennpackham “Dried scales are roasted, ashed, cooked in oil, butter, vinegar, boy’s urine, or roasted with earth or oyster-shel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mn

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bennpackham China’s “medicinal” uses of the likely COVID-19 culprit, the pangolin, set out in 1938 Nature article. nature.com/articles/14107…

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Ah, here’s that Uni of Sydney modelling released on Friday: “COVID-19 pandemic set to peak in several days in Austr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UR

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iatemuggles i need this as a netflix series 😭 pic.twitter.com/ep7tloSXRO

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I’m also surprised but not-surprised to see People Who Should Know Better spreading this half-arsed Dunning-Kruger Public Health Expertise.

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BUT THERE’S A CORRELATION (EXCEPT FOR THE DATA POINTS I LEFT OUT AND ALL THE OTHER POTENTIAL FACTORS THAT I DIDN’T BOTHER LOOKING AT). FFS.

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And the person who drew those lines appears to have no relevant qualifications or experience in this field whatsoev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dC

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It’s also hilarious how the red line is so carefully drawn as to exclude… Malaysia and… wait for it… China. C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2d

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Correlation is not causation, you arsehats, so please stop retweeting that masks vs no-masks coronavirus chart as i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sb

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@Reynardo_red @SatPaper I was going to raise this as a dispute, but I realise that would be a spoiler. ;)

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MollyMcKew You guys this is straight up Stalinist editing and I can’t believe we as a nation are willing to put up with it twitter.com/aaronblake/sta…

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@reselsnark @dobes @joshgnosis @SnarkyPlatypus Here’s some more achievements. Also, Utegate. Also, the Bell Bay Pul..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…37

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@reselsnark @dobes @joshgnosis @SnarkyPlatypus Sad but true. He’ll claim the same-sex marriage plebiscite. There wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ym

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Only 4/10 in the @SatPaper quiz this week. Well, 4/16 if you count possible bonus points. Shocking performance. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2020/04/04

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PessimistsArc 1898: When ice making machines emerged, ice harvested from frozen lakes was referred to as ‘natural ice’, the incum..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L6

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@reselsnark @dobes @joshgnosis @SnarkyPlatypus The Cyber Security Strategy was a good bit of work, overall, though..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uK

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“Our algorithm thinks it knows what you like. Come see if it’s right.”? I SEE WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO DO HERE REDBUBB..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gd

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@JustJimWillDo @DrRhysPockett @trentyarwood If only more people used modern science like Goop does.

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mental_floss Please take a moment to see what a penguin weigh-in looks—and sounds—likepic.twitter.com/X2qZIHjZV2V2

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@markc Once I’d eaten it all off the bread, I added tomato sauce to the soggy eggy buttery bread and et that.

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I say, @dobes @joshgnosis @SnarkyPlatypus, this is certainly a ratio. And it’s still soaring. pic.twitter.com/hwTjK9EBXN

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annafifield Official Chinese statistics put Wuhan’s coronavirus death toll at 2,563. Evidence coming out of the city suggests i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A3

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Scrambled eggs with ham, tomato, and mushroom, with a dash of oregano. Not attractive, but very pleasing to me. Als..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vw

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hughriminton Great graphs as authorities hope for 90% to beat twitter.com/mvincentoz/sta…

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Sat plan, a series of choices: Will I make a podcast? (I am feeling too lazy.) Will I create that bird feeder spot?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A8

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Atrios “nobody knows this but..” twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

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simongerman600 Who knew there is a whole sub-genre of “military personnel busily engaged in utterly useless activity for the camer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A9

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1057Seamus Why don’t they just wheel the cage trolley to the pallet of boxes? … pic.twitter.com/ZYtmFbHcES

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piecritic At least if i die I’m immune from the shit takes

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Do you follow this account, @trentyarwood @DrRhysPockett? Have you liberated yourselves from the conceptual framewo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7F

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@misosusanowa I’ll be right ther… oh no wait your country is dissolving into a plague. Thanks all the same.

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jburnmurdoch Now daily new cases:
• US still boldly going where no country has gone before, at >20k new confirmed cases per day…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ts

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Now I want sausages. I don’t have any sausages.

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@NewtonMark @expectproblems That raises a whole new issue. I used to know to do that calculation too. First-year as..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NC

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@derekbradley @SnarkyPlatypus Nice work. I’d always add a grilled tomato to the mix, but that’s just me.

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@luther @joneaves @michaelneale Five is the number of The Illuminati.

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katebomb In case you’re wondering how homeschooling is going, my six year old asked me if snakes have long necks or long tails

Please help

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This is indeed a helluva thing. twitter.com/peterwsinger/s…

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expectproblems Just in case anyone wonders how mainstream gamer culture got this way..twitter.com/decafjedi/stat…C4

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OrwellNGoode Won’t somebody think of the red-light camera revenue?! pic.twitter.com/dzplr7xdiq

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ApostrophePong The Cuomo brothers interview is the best sitcom right now.

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@BrianLaRoux Then alas you know as much as I do about it. But sure, things are added to checklists all the time. An..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sc

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@cameronwilson Pleasure. Which is the saddest or truest part, though? That they want to be helpful but are wrong? O..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zr

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GordyPls We’re all going to die. pic.twitter.com/IUNR7NaZZh

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I will not tell you about the dream I had last night.

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Saturday. An enormous ball of tangled hair cannot be ignored, even if it is a work of fiction. Saturday.

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