Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 7th, 2020

@sarahjnickson @SnarkyPlatypus As the lockdown continues our quality thresholds will drop.

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rossworcs Michael Gove shuns the traditional bookshelf background in favour of curtains cunningly fashioned from Stilton pic.twitter.com/hyGGGfLmYW

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@sarahjnickson @SnarkyPlatypus Except they hadn’t seen it. :) But yes, similar concept but they are quite different in so many ways.

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DrMobs Karen Karenina twitter.com/alexirvine/sta…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Vision of Ansett Airlines aircraft is good value though.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Having watched the British Equivalent “Twenty Twelve” recently I’m reminded how the tradition of these satires continues.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Especially the web address jokes. In 1998.

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PluizigeVos Never leave your phone near a Fox pic.twitter.com/S0XRInmsbn

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well, apart from many of the computer jokes.

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Just quietly, “The Games” holds up very well for 22 years ago. iview.abc.net.au/show/games Ping @SnarkyPlatypus.

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FloridaMan__ Florida Man attacked and killed by pet Cassowaries. Becomes first human killed by the species since 1926…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6m

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JazzTwemlow Day 1: I will keep my family alive with nutritious cooking every meal, no matter what.

Day 23: Chicken Spray is u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fu

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oz_f Islands settled by aggressive criminals, ranked:

1. NRL Island
2. UFC Island
3. Australia

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Well that was terrible. And I note that the original promo says that going from Earth to Mars somehow involves “bil..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I4

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BicycleLobby Yeah, it’s a big fucking mystery. Might take Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot, Sam Spade, Colombo, Nancy Drew, Perry..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xr

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@JustJimWillDo Even in this terrible semi-Americanised Soviet schlock.

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The rocketship is landing down on its tail on a barge just offshore! Where have we seen this recently?

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alisapower I know everyone’s full of piety right now, but sometimes you just have to paraphrase Oscar Wilde - you’d need a hea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3P

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LisaJBryant I so get this. pic.twitter.com/Xephy2s8KO

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brianstelter Today’s installment of the hottest thing on local TV: “What Day Is It?” by @fox8news in Cleveland pic.twitter.com/YfOxbxn9q5

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Bear in mind they’re travelling from Earth to Mars. (Yes, I realise there are slingshot orbits to do that, but they..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q7

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METEOR ARE BEING FIRED BY THE SUN’S HEAT!

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Apparently there’s also a “magnetic radius”.

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Their spaceship also has seats that recline when they manoeuvre, and in that position all of the controls are out of reach. Beautiful work.

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Hahaha. They’ve just noticed that the Sun has a magnetic field and it’s pulling them off course.

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“A pastel rhombus shape was matted in on a shot-by-shot basis, to cover the Cyrillic letters CCCP (USSR) which ador..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6d

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“‘Battle Beyond the Sun’ is the English-dubbed and re-edited US version of ‘Nebo Zovyot’, a 1959 Soviet science fic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1i

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Watching “Battle Beyond The Sun” (1959), a B-grade (if that) film about a space war in the distant future of the 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ye

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RBReich For context, $100 million is what Jeff Bezos makes in 11 hours.

Billionaire philanthropy won’t save us.

Tax the r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sS

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Probably some cunt trying to play the £ on the markets.

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There’s a fake account pretending to be the BBC tweeting that Boris Johnson is dead. Not true. Pass it on.

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@NathanaelB Well I deleted it when I realised.

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@English__Gale But it’s a change, though. A lot of people already work from home.

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@English__Gale Not really. Check the relative sizes of different parts of the economy. twitter.com/arwon/status/1…

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MattGarrahan Why is Donald Trump so keen on hyroxychloroquine? The NYT reveals in the most buried lede of all time that he owns..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mo

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oz_f I regret to inform you the Pope is cancelled. pic.twitter.com/rUwvSdXEpK

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ethanchiel This afternoon will mark the fifth anniversary of an all-time great headline. pic.twitter.com/tf423xP6hv

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@GordyPls @seamus The first cut is probably a robot or semi-robot.

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@jdub Sure. It says “cloud server”. So that’s all good.

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ICYMI, I did another podcast on Sunday. I’m told the Apple Podcasts link is broken, which I’m investigating, but yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nD

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This thread on today’s Essential polling may be of interest. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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stilgherrian My local federal Labor MP @stemplemanmp* has updated her coronavirus information page and it continues to be a soli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6O

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stilgherrian REMINDER: Whenever people talk about “the needs of the 21st century” remember that we’re already a fifth of the way..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qQ

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stilgherrian Somewhere, somehow, someone decided this was a thing they wanted to do. Also, “anoderm”. twitter.com/FadAstra/statu…

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@MJIBrown Yeah we’re already seeing people like Hil de brand saying things like if the numbers of deaths aren’t any..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8P

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@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @_midofo_ @Vortigon1 @kels_316 I’ve just finished watching the video and these people are insane.

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I’ve just received a bunch of commentary from Scimex, which I daresay you’ll see in the news tomorrow morning.

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From the guv’ment: “Modelling how COVID-19 could affect Australia” health.gov.au/news/modelling…

I can already seen that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6I

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@Ng88Mr @SnarkyPlatypus Those little cunts had eaten my vegetables so I thought, right, revenge time.

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@Ng88Mr @SnarkyPlatypus The only time I have ever had oats in the kitchen is when I fed them to garden snails to cl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y3

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@Ng88Mr @SnarkyPlatypus Well exactly, and I think that’s where my head is coming from.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Ng88Mr Look it is, but somehow the difference is important to me. Maybe I had a traumatic childhoo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vJ

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@alexkidman I’m very interested in the next episode. “Mad as Hell” is settling into it quickly.

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@alexkidman Yep yep. Format does not include content, of course, though the tech shapes the content to some extent,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ql

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@_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @Vortigon1 @kels_316 Thanks! Did you make this just then, or is this one you prepared earlier?

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Botanygeek Steady stream of Westerners telling me what ‘Wet market’ means in China.

Funnily enough, ‘Wet market’ doesn’t exis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sY

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@alexkidman On the other hand, they may settle into it as they debug the format and the tech.

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@Ng88Mr @SnarkyPlatypus @marcuskelson I’ve never been a fan of congee, but give me Thai pork rice soup any time. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@Ng88Mr @SnarkyPlatypus @marcuskelson I was going to go for the ingredients not the pre-made. Thanks. Though I have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FJ

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@NewtonMark @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ @Vortigon1 @kels_316 Sure but “Man overboard!” can be a more serious problem.

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This week the BBC did “Have I Got News For You” Series 59 Episode 1 (S59E01) via video conferencing and it’s a bit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eb

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@SnarkyPlatypus @marcuskelson I quite often have pho or other noodle soups for breakfast. It’s something I’m missin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wv

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@baralong @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Hey @dobes maybe I should, while in isolation, start constructing a pinboard-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YL

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@_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @Vortigon1 @kels_316 Goddammit we weren’t shown that. And we only used 15° rudderr.

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@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @Vortigon1 @kels_316 Well, insert the helm’s responses like “Starboard 15 on” and “Midsh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bZ

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@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @Vortigon1 @kels_316 This was a long time ago and we probably got a kiddie version. “Mid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MF

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@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @Vortigon1 @kels_316 Ah, it’s called “sea-riding” eh? ;) It’s been a while.

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@cbmccartney I have been across this for ages. And Mundine is an idiot.

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I just ate a salad to tide me over until Proper Dinner. That will consist of some of the little pork steaks I have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8G

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shanselman TIL a new software term: “Scream Test” - When you don’t know if something is still being used so you take it away..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p6

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A SONG ABOUT QUOLLS.

(A lot of people told me about this but I only just got around to watching it. So thank you,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dB

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@sleepingdingo Hah! Thanks, I was literally looking at it right now, after a thousand people showed it to me. It’s fun!

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@TimWattsMP @dobes I, Sir, am a professional in memetic warfare.

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ddale8 Trump repeats his false claim that people are being tested getting on and off planes. Just not happening. Airlines..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…17

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@PeteLawler @dobes A pied thrush could certainly be a thing.

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Ah, CNN has transcribed the audio, should you prefer to read someone being an arsehole. edition.cnn.com/2020/04/06/pol… pic.twitter.com/HIQpAHPU3C

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@HHackenbecker This whole episode with the Theodore Roosevelt is such a shemozzle.

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@NickyWill100 @joshgnosis Crazies on a biohacker page, you say? That never happens.

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@dobes @TimWattsMP Well it’s also, you know, his actual job.

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@dobes @TimWattsMP “NBN CEO Stephen Rue said was an opportunity for ‘NBN to shine’,” at a typical evening speed of up to 42.6 Mbps.

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@dobes @TimWattsMP I’d guessed it was him before I’d even read the story.

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@joshgnosis @NickyWill100 Yes, Josh is all too aware. He’s been down more of the rabbit-holes than a geriatric ferret.

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“Labor wonders how Australia would handle a cybercorona outbreak” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/labor-… Contains..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RD

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@munin At least I think they haven’t been hit. It’s like people attacking computers by smashing the monitor.

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joshgnosis Facebook is going to start removing content linking coronavirus to 5G.

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riskybusiness Posted by the Byron mayor to FB… north coast problems… pic.twitter.com/9qh3XiNyFH

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@BuchananLiz @Rory_Medcalf I was at the Sydney launch with @SnarkyPlatypus, which was fun, and the boom is sitting in my queue.

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“UK carriers would appreciate you not setting cell towers on fire” engadget.com/uk-carriers-ur…

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Looks like we have an “Australian Defence Force Cyber Gap Program” dta.gov.au/help-and-advic…

So if you want cybers t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ky

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BusinessNSW The NSW Government has announced that @tafensw will be providing 21 short courses free of charge, including several..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pp

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@munin Or to anyone else. We have the recording.

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus @BundyB This is our culture now. Everything is required to refer to a TV program or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ks

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cmhrrs Sweden took a laissez-faire approach to COVID-19 while their neighbors shut down public life and sealed the borders..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hX

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whiteswine In answer to Chester’s deconstructed McLaren Vale Rubik Cube (now shut), Wozza’s mob proposes a 12-storey crack pip..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zf

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And down the Memory Hole they go… twitter.com/LeilaniMunter/…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @BundyB I have watched none of these either, though I am hardly in the target market.

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“Wearing masks if you’re sick could slow the spread of COVID-19” scimex.org/newsfeed/weari… Note the “if you’re sick”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5c

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@Steve_Lockstep That’s a really shitty joke, Steve.

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@TimWattsMP Sounds a lot safer. Who knows where those backbenchers have been?

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ziyatong Look at those little starfish feet walking the starfish out of the scene. pic.twitter.com/tCxJKpFVwC

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@TimWattsMP It is a terrible idea, Mr Watts, and you should be ashamed. You in Canberra tomorrow?

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@bastardsheep No there’s the selfie camera as well. On the iPhone I mean. I hope.

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@Steve_Lockstep It’s from a peer-reviewed research paper, so probably yes.

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“Bolstered by his trade adviser, a television doctor, Larry Ellison of Oracle and Rudolph W. Giuliani, a former New..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…no

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This will come as a great surprise to all of you I’m sure. twitter.com/ewong/status/1…

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NewtonMark Don’t you mean “five” police officers? Two were violating social distancing laws while drunk on King St, but they’d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0p

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@SuperCroup Where did you steal this iguana from?

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idreesali114 Acting U.S. Navy Secretary Modly on the Theodore Roosevelt Monday morning said the former captain of the ship may h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4b

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shesatornado They can’t kill you if you’re already dead inside

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ElieNYC I cannot believe this is touching off a “but pencils have (small, crappy) erasers so poor people are fine” debate…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V1

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ElieNYC My 7yo is doing a math worksheet and it’s telling him that the eraser (37 cents) costs more than the pencil (18 cen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fS

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em_partridge Two police officers have been fined for attending a gathering in Sydney’s CBD on Saturday night @9NewsSyd twitter.com/9newsmelb/stat…

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arwon ABS - trading status by industry - can see the enormous impact on arts and recreation services, and also on restaur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…02

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@sarahdingle_ I’ve only seen it two or three times though.

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ABSStats COVID-19 impacts business cash flow and turnover
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@sarahdingle_ Indeed, and there’s big one under my floor, probably with a metre or two of me right now.

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shailjapatel pandemic capitalism is wild twitter.com/joshtpm/status…

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joshtpm Gov @GovPritzker confirms that the federal ‘Air Bridge’ flights from China, organized by the White House taskforce,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZW

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@sarahdingle_ I’d go for a bluey. Not as scary but easier to find.

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I have a really big skink living under the house — a blue-tongue lizard which is a kind of skink — but persuading itwitter.com/i/web/status/1…3leb

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While I like the technique, “Borrow iguana” is a tricky first step for most people. twitter.com/HeyChelseaTroy…

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HeyChelseaTroy A SCHEME TO KEEP STUDENTS ENGAGED IN MY CLASS

1. Borrow iguana
2. Allow iguana to enter frame during first class
3..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vY

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CrimeADay 16 USC §§703, 707 & 50 CFR §20.133(a) make it a federal crime to possess a crow in violation of state crow possession laws.

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PulpLibrarian explained (1990). Of course it’s on VHS… youtu.be/hRwU9zJcT60 pic.twitter.com/Lfe8UBeWQT

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@Ng88Mr @bunjaree He was incredibly curious. I took that photo from maybe two metres away. Annoyingly I was on dead..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JH

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DefenseBaron UPDATE: Former Navy Secretary Mabus, to me: “Either you become a full fledged defender of Trump, regardless of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T8

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holdmyale Hold my beer while we lay a new path. pic.twitter.com/KSMOuUGx6o

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@Ng88Mr Very cool. I have only ever seen one Gang-Gang at @bunjaree, this inquisitive little chap in 2012. pic.twitter.com/oiKcnjU2LV

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@jonoabroad We have a family of them nearby, and they cruise through the trees are few metres away often enough.

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Photographed just now using a potato, a Yellow-Tailed Black Cockatoo (Calyptorhynchus funereus). I so need to get a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BP

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@ladyhana Possibly not him, apparently, but yeah it’s been around for a while.

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DavidFeng The newest rumour going around like crazy in WeChat groups have it that Fuckface von Clownstick now has a double an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iO

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Related: “In New York, COVID-19 Death Toll Surpasses 9/11” nationalreview.com/corner/in-new-…

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This makes coronavirus’ impact on America about double that of 9/11, at least in raw death toll terms. And it has o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aC

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I’m guessing it’s Oooolmun. pic.twitter.com/ETyogfUcIt

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@dobes How do you get goats to use a bum scanner?

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Dear Everyone, I have already seen the reports of the Bum Scanner. Thank you for your attention.

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And @TaskandPurpose describes the speech as “unhinged”. I haven’t listened to the audio but the excerpts quoted in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nv

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MollyMcKew The audio of the Acting Secretary of the Navy’s comments to the crew of the Teddy Roosevelt is a whiny pathetic tre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oX

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I should probably stop tweeting now.

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Scenario: Morrison’s popularity rises as the curve flattens. At that point he calls an election and wins a landslid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ci

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gtconway3d He’s 100% insane, and nobody in the administration has the balls to tell him that. twitter.com/clarajeffery/s…

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@tonysmithpr This is all my speculation, of course.

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@tonysmithpr It’s the first time this question has been asked, and I think reflects the timeframes being discussed..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ng

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benjaminbland As we adjust to the new normal, @LowyInstitute is holding our first online event tmw. Good news is we’re now access..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qo

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And that’s this week’s Essential coronavirus polling. Remember, polling is done Wed–Sun and the margin of error istwitter.com/i/web/status/1…rCzV

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“Q. Which of the following best describes your financial situation during the Covid-19 outbreak?”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…37

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“Q. Have you changed your behaviour in any of the following ways since the beginning of the Covid-19 outbreak?”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sA

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Information about Covid-19: People are feeling more informed, and trust in both government and media info is up…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3q

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“Q. Overall, how would you rate the Government’s response to the Covid-19 outbreak?” Significant shift upwards in “..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gQ

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“Q. Which of the following is closer to your expectations of what will happen to the economy following the Covid-19..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cI

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Reaction to Covid-19: The sense that the response is about right is rising. (Remember, polling is done Wed–Sun, sotwitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jhtk

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“Q. How likely do you think it is, that you will develop Covid-19?” Basically the same. essentialvision.com.au/likelihood-of-… pic.twitter.com/Cvf1EmvH0S

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“Q. To what extent are you concerned about the threat of the Coronavirus in Australia?” Basically the same within m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…76

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Actually, I will tweet this first one. “Q. Do you approve or disapprove of the job Scott Morrison is doing as Prime..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fk

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The Essential polling is out, and once more there’s plenty of coronavirus stuff. I’ll tweet that rather than the pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZQ

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@garystark I am WAY across this, thanks mate. :)

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fabulucy I bloody love Jamie Oliver’s Keep Cooking and Carry On because he says you can substitute ingredients for ones you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…up

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Last night I was on @JOY949“s “The Informer” talking with @monsieurarion about Zoombombing and 5G conspiracy theori..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d3

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“Night In? 10 TV & Drink Pairing Ideas” via @danmurphys danmurphys.com.au/liquor-library…

It begins with “Watch Kath & Kim…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4R

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campuscodi New DarkHotel APT attacks discovered

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I have just discovered that I can get Mango language learning free via my local library.

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REMINDER: Whenever people talk about “the needs of the 21st century” remember that we’re already a fifth of the way..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qQ

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rohan_p “We are ready to deploy fibre to Australian homes, including potential coinvestment with NBN, to replace copper wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bZ

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rohan_p “The merged [TPG-VHA] company wants to be part of the vision of a ubiquitous fibre future with a cost structure tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…90

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@Epigrammist @kels_316 @JustJimWillDo Anyway here’s the opening par and a bit. It tells you all you need to know. pic.twitter.com/z2aNko4GiK

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@Epigrammist @kels_316 @JustJimWillDo It was probably better when the CIA was in charge.

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contractcmo If he was taking about Chopper Read… “They called him Chopper. His name was Chopper. He was a great hit man. I k..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9H

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@munin @voltagex It’s true. I tweeted the entire thread earlier, and then some. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@kels_316 @JustJimWillDo It’s this curious and persistent idea that ABC management is so weak that “the staff have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1Q

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@JustJimWillDo I am having trouble with jokes these days.

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“Australia on the cyber offence to bring down COVID-19 scammers” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/austra…

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@jodiem It was the first time I’d bought potatoes in years and years. I couldn’t think what to do with them, and th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7j

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@kels_316 @_BertHandsome Parliament starts at 0900 AEST tomorrow, so yep I’m on it.

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@JustJimWillDo Well, she says what result she wants, they tell her how to say it. I recommend this 2001 piece by St..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pi

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davidallengreen I am sad to report that the tweet below has now reached golf Twitter, and nobody warned me about golf Twitter twitter.com/davidallengree…

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@ignoringorders @kels_316 It’s not a “pretty easy” problem. But it’s a solvable problem.

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@kels_316 @_BertHandsome Some parliaments do exactly that, rather than calling for a division and counting people walking past.

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@_BertHandsome @kels_316 All this stuff is complicated but not THAT complicated.

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My local federal Labor MP @stemplemanmp* has updated her coronavirus information page and it continues to be a soli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6O

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@kels_316 s/parliament/cabinet/, or maybe /meetings/, because parliament itself has to be public.

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LeeDawsonPT Celebrities said imagine all the people and Gaga said imagine 35 million dollars twitter.com/LGTourNews/sta…

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RadioFreeTom This really happened twitter.com/acyn/status/12…

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In a remarkable coincidence, this is just what the ISP spokesfoetuses have been saying for the last week. twitter.com/JoshBBornstein…

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@TimeGhostTV @dobes Also, @dobes: “So this first season focused on the key events that led to WW2. But, there were..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gH

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I made myself a pile of hot chips for breakfast and I regret nothing.

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@TimeGhostTV @dobes Yes, please thank Spartacus for doing this. The tone was perfect for these times. pic.twitter.com/qLIoKq52qS

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I just watched the season finale of @TimeGhostTV’s “Between 2 Wars” series. No spoilers, @dobes, but it’s a bloody..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5f

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Trump loves an old anti-malarial drug. Is it the elixir to cure coronavi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hI

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damienguard Everyone is dissing COBOL but when was the last time you saw $0.30000000000000004 on your bank statement?

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@NewtonMark @kels_316 @JustJimWillDo Hey I take the positivity where I can find it!

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This will continue to be my favourite technical illustration for some time. pic.twitter.com/dubMNa68xQ

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@kels_316 @NewtonMark @JustJimWillDo I guess it’s the same thing as with regional Australians complaining about the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6t

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@dellvink It was a moment, certainly. :)

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Indeed, a woman I know told me she’s “glad” the menopause started a couple months back otherwise she’d be constantl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z5

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jaredlholt The MyPillow guy is scheduled to go on a QAnon grifter’s show this week twitter.com/RightWingWatch…

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RBAInfo We have released a new Explainer on Unconventional Monetary Policy - bit.ly/2Rn5XJ5 pic.twitter.com/lPQbACphYk

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@kels_316 @NewtonMark @JustJimWillDo Also, there’s 4800 dedicated American voters who have just become Democrats.

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NewtonMark I’m sure this is lovely for morale. @JustJimWillDo @kels_316 @stilgherrian twitter.com/Stonekettle/st…

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Another snippet of UBI information for @SnarkyPlatypus. twitter.com/meadwaj/status…

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“The revamped Australian Government Cyber Security Strategy will address the impact of the COVID-19 pandemic, but i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VJ

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“Daytime NBN speeds are as good or bad as usual: ACCC” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/daytim…

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Policing a pandemic” pca.st/nz8aquzp As usual, it’s very good. Worth sup..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q8

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Somewhere, somehow, someone decided this was a thing they wanted to do. Also, “anoderm”. twitter.com/FadAstra/statu…

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@noreasonspec Thanks. You know why.

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Tue plan, draft: Slow start with podcasts; fix Apple Podcasts entry; sort through the comms; story pitches, finally..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QR

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travis_view I am fascinated by the QAnon accounts that are LARPing “Trump saved the mole children.” It’s like a narrative fork..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qd

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kels_316 anxious for the first Ulhmann take on the modelling. Sure to be well informed and insightful.

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It’s going to be a dreary day in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/Cc108lxk9j

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@R_Chirgwin @bigjsl @druey @jxeeno Nah, as revealed later in the thread, I misheard something. The train around tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f6

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@mookoridge Hmmm… That seems to be broken again. Thanks for the heads-up. In the meantime you can copy and paste..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rq

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gabrielmalor Martin Shkreli has moved for a three-month furlough from prison to give him time to develop a COVID drug treatment…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7i

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Today’s term of art is “uroflow camera”.

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christapeterso FOUR CAMERAS

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christapeterso THREE CAMERAS in the toilet! pic.twitter.com/C0ao0ISzpf

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christapeterso I think this is great pic.twitter.com/NF5UDOsIkZ

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christapeterso In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole

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Tuesday. Two rows of white letters on a brown background. The children dance around the gaming tables. Everybody is confused. Tuesday.

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