Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 8th, 2020

@Bob64St @graceyswer If it’s about grease and remorse then I’m there.

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jakebackpack I yearn for oblivion. pic.twitter.com/QSLUHeEWfZ

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graceyswer ‘I’ve always thought of the threesome as the sexual equivalent of a kebab on the way home from the pub: it’s a fant..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vq

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@ariaflame Pockets can hold cocaine, so a win all round!

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These guys don’t look terrible cuddly though. twitter.com/Pinboard/statu…

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WarWraith I don’t see Dan promising the Easter bunny will be visiting in Victoria, but that’s probably because Victoria polic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3H

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mwyres Peak Geelong pic.twitter.com/Vs6ldYFosr

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@PDethBW Probably not now, though I have no data.

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Dear Mobile Phone Makers, no one wants or has asked for a “foldable” phone. Cut down on the cocaine.

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@PaulHenry524 @RealNickHodge @jeamland Hahahaha no, Royston Vasey has nothing on Adelaide.

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And that’s the 1980 Christmas Pageant from Adelaide. youtube.com/watch?v=mDcptS…

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@kcarruthers Kate, this is my culture. Stop being racist.

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This Christmas Pageant started in 1933, and in 1980 (this video) the Pageant Marshall had welcomed Father Christmas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dt

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Riding Nimble is Nicole Butler, a 5yo girl who’s mother and grandmother both work at John Martin’s. Adelaide is not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5i

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OMFG I’VE JUST REALISED THE THING ABOUT NIPPER VERSUS NIMBLE.

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So, the whole point of this parade was that it led to John Martin’s (a department store) and the Magic Cave, where..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…01

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@Ng88Mr This is terrible, though. You will want to kill us white people.

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Ron Sullivan: “All the girls at John Martin’s love to get into these pretty costumes.”

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And it’s very confusing. So much of this would not be acceptable today but this is what we grew up with. twitter.com/KeithConlon/st…

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Just quietly, maybe @ABCmediawatch should compare this with the Daily Mail’s MYSTERY CARGO racist bullshit. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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@Sarah_Alice_X Sadly no, those Chinese bastards have delivered medical equipment. abc.net.au/news/2020-04-0…

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WarWraith Can we load @AndrewLamingMP on for the return flight? twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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“First flight in months from coronavirus-hit Wuhan lands in Sydney carrying masks, gowns and ventilators”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BI

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IT’S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL.

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And next the Eskimos. With penguins. Because obviously. Forty years later this is embarrassing.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Especially all the Very White People doing a float called “Chinese Fantasy”.

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@FlogWarrior @RealNickHodge @jeamland Ah, things have changed in the last… shall I say it? 40 years.

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Oh dear @SnarkyPlatypus will love* the ethnic stereotyping in these next two bits. youtu.be/mDcptSrWlU4?t=…

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@FlogWarrior @RealNickHodge @jeamland There’s a lot of dodgy aspects to this story.

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@KeithConlon @JaneReilly5AA Hahahah oh fuck I’d forgotten that! This will be fun!

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Seriously, @JaneReilly5AA must’ve been about 14yo in this recording.

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Miss Sheila Place, the 1980 Pageant Queen, is 18yo.

Jane: I wonder how Sheila feels about being the Pageant Queen?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1w

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Hey @KeithConlon I am going down a terrible rabbit-hole of Adelaide history. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@djackmanson It’s also a bit creepy, to tell the truth.

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I think @SnarkyPlatypus needs to watch this to understand Adelaide. Maybe @ApostrophePong too.

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austlii New resource @austlii. Links concerning COVID-19 regulations, legal directions, case law and commentary worldlii.org/catalog/57380.…

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@RealNickHodge @jeamland One day I will tell you about Adelaide and the Blue Honour Line. Also, ping @JaneReilly5AA.

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@penbo Fair point. I’ll take that on board.

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Now watching: “1980 Adelaide Christmas Pageant” with presenters Jane Reilly and Ron Sullivan…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qf

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GordyPls Oh my God shut up you blathering idiots. twitter.com/techreview/sta…

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@MichaelSmyth_ So, um… 1. You are going way too deep into a dangerous rabbit-hole. 2. KG’s package is a thing to enjoy.

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MichaelSmyth_ I challenge you to find more natural, free flowing banter in a TV commercial. (Also nice of KG to dress up!)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5a

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@penbo He has a point, but there’s also the old line that Adelaide has the same level of corruption but it’s just done more discreetly.

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jwyg pic.twitter.com/yBBzkwPyTm

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@penbo How dare you knock NSW’s fine tradition of excellence in government and freedom from corruption at every level!

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@DavidParis I’m all about the efficiency.

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@_midofo_ Yep, on this occasion I was given the option of the redeye PER-MEL-SYD or staying overnight and trying th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I5

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@_midofo_ I haven’t been to Darwin, and I want to go there some time. But yeah, so much has to be arranged around S..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dX

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REMINDER: One of the dumbest pieces of NIMBY legislation in Australia is the Sydney Airport Curfew Act 1995. austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdb…

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@cbmccartney I was going to go with it as “a” Ugandan police chief (local) as opposed to “the” Ugandan police chief..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xp

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@dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark The MYSTERY CARGO FROM WUHAN will land in under five minutes. pic.twitter.com/vTccMPaUC7

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@patteeemac Dunno. I just checked this specific aircraft and it’s a cargo model.

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@rohan_p @georgepnott @BarrattSweets @IcelandFoods It’s Britain. Just assume it’s some colonialist bullshit. Nod politely and back away.

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jonkudelka Somehow by the end of today, all the jobkeeper money is going to be given to twiggy forrest.

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@walkmyshoe That’s your problem, Ma’am. I can understand the fear, so yeah I get that, but no, this is not what you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x9

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@TheRealKerryG On this occasion, no. They’d loaded up the plane with extra fuel to burn and fly fast. The pilot was..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b7

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@walkmyshoe Yes, because they’re turning the plane around and flying back the next day. Get a grip.

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@JohnBirmingham No. I don’t. But then that’s the joke right?

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@davidlmorris @ChrissieM I can’t tell any more. My brain has dissolved into some sort of inconvenient mush.

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@davidlmorris @ChrissieM Poor call. Chances are it’s fresh stuff straight from the factory.

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@JohnBirmingham Oops. Sorry. Please continue to cash in on the crisis.

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@TheRealKerryG Your neighbours sound like crazy people. I lived under the approach to 16R for a few years and it was no real drama.

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@LizDolphinfluff Not a problem. I would stay 4m away from him if he were in this mood.

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@JohnBirmingham Which means you’re redundant, which means the dodgy front company you use can apply for JobKeeper!

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@GordyPls @johnb78 @jon_lawrence Pretty much. I know you and I have both been in this place with different problems..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vb

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@AUSFestivus @TheRealKerryG Goddammit I should’ve looked more closely at the screenshot.

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burgotastic This list is like those restaurants where you choose your lobster from the tank, but for eating the rich twitter.com/forbes/status/…

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@johnb78 @jon_lawrence You’re going to be stubborn about this, aren’t you.

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@noreasonspec I don’t have a subscription, alas.

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@noreasonspec Quite probably, yes. This is what flights from Wuhan have been doing recently.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @bastardsheep I’m glad you’re finally starting to understand how all this works.

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Correct. Hey @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark this Suparna flight is bringing 5G transmitters to Sydney to further activ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aO

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Ah this’d be it. Wuhan was one of the first major 5G rollouts in China. twitter.com/SnarkyPlatypus…

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@TheRealKerryG (I read it in full once when my flight from Perth was running late and waiting for Ministerial approval to head to Sydney.)

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@TheRealKerryG It’s 11pm in fact, but it’s not impenetrable. The Minister can approve flights after 11pm, and aircr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nu

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Of course the Daily Mail is calling it a “mystery cargo”. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8…

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So you know when medical supplies were shipped to Wuhan early in the epidemic when they needed them? Well now that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D3

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It’s probably worth mentioning that Suparna, which started as a freight airline, has been delivering medical suppli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8R

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I guess this is going to be tonight’s OMFG CHINA screechiness. I’d be more worried about flights from the US right..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rf

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StrictlyObiter From the judiciary media briefing transcript.

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@EdwardGay pic.twitter.com/6wgo5cA96C

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@Davidramli But Apple, David. Apple. Is there something wrong with you? Also, how are you holding up on Shopping Mall Island?

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yep, recent photos show that same five-plank treatment along the verandahs.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I think Telford is the name of the group. There’s a Westland Hotel Motel in Whyalla. It now has the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…57

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@johnb78 In these circumstances, it may well be easier to copy and paste the content into a whole new properly cons..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dF

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ellinghausen The mace in the House of Representatives - originally a weapon of war but now a symbol of authority.

And a bottle..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lw

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stilgherrian Yep, this is real. “Apple designs and produces face shields for coronavirus medical workers”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gq

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stilgherrian Of all the things human society has lost in recent decades, this is the one that we’ll most regret letting go. twitter.com/Scott_John/sta…

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@Pmcknightnews @freedlander Beautiful. May you have a long and prosperous journey through life.

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jrhennessy me entering the pub in 2024 pic.twitter.com/YjAUGQ72bZ

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duckbytheoboe Farm animals resolve demarcation dispute. twitter.com/OddNMacabre/st…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Some good may come out of all this. In any event, once the Quarantimes are over, the Aftertime will..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ir

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@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus I am broadly familiar with the rules surrounding diplomatic properties. :)

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@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus Very much so. Obviously they’re quite busy. I assume there’s PRC security there, but keep..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sw

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@manindotblack Well they’re certainly in the mix.

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@hank_says @PreetBharara Yeah there’s certainly no shortage of them.

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sylmobile REMOTE WORKER REALISATION: EVERY EVENING IS LIKE A FRIDAY EVENING; EVERY MORNING IS LIKE A MONDAY MORNING.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Gin_ev_ra Also, “The report was the result of analysis of wire and computer intercepts, coupled wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…If

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@SnarkyPlatypus @gnoll110 Oh indeed. And today Trump is trying to deflect blame to WHO for not calling it.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Gin_ev_ra Throw this into the mix too. I’d already been speculating that AU may well have had acce..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3K

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Now playing: “Cyberreality (Synthwave - Retrowave - Chillwave Mix)” youtube.com/watch?v=_VtnDS… Some rather good anthem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rs

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natashamitchell Or, why a nation’s budget is not the same as a household budget, and never has been, despite spin & rhetoric to the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4F

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PreetBharara This is the new WH press secretary twitter.com/yashar/status/…

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NewtonMark The army is going to open fire on a microbe? twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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@DavidFeng You seriously need to get over this Foster’s thing, David. No one drinks Foster’s.

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s in Camperdown. High fence, solid gate. He can rant outside as much as he wants. He’s not getti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S7

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We need to find someone to blame.

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@erstkate @mark_r_asser Well the first part is “sinner”.

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“As far back as late November, U.S. intelligence officials were warning that a contagion was sweeping through China..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gz

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@bastardsheep The fact that it exists is true, but I don’t know whether this week’s video is it or a parody.

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KetanJ0 Some great innovation here in Oslo - this large baby head has been installed in a park to monitor adhe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ib

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bridgeyb When the ‘pool boy’ is your essential service. The @abcnews live blog is really quite excellent. pic.twitter.com/SyYK8mJqIV

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covsinghtj Himalaya mountains can be seen from Jalandhar since pollution has reduced in Punjab. Beautiful sight 😍..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8i

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featherymemes ok but which zoom participant r u? pic.twitter.com/cAEXoh7y3e

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@DrRhysPockett Did I? I suppose that sounds like something I’d say.

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grahamgreenleaf AustLII has prepared a catalog of links to Australian COVID-19 regulations and commentary, for each Australian juri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XX

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@maxcelcat I believe that those cases will be sold last, and before that will happen there are things called “truck..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S5

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oz_f Further to this! Turns out the UK, New Zealand and Canada have made their wage subsidy schemes available to all wor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…36

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@rohan_p @riskybusiness @dobes I’m with Rohan in this. I really don’t need more rabbit-holes.

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Liquorland in Katoomba has built a coronafort around the service counter. The staff guy says they’re laying land mi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…In

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SixthTone A Guangzhou man has been arrested for secretly filming his female classmates and sharing sexually explicit videos o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x8

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@dobes @rohan_p I went down the Sather rabbit-hole a few months back. It’s an experience.

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@dobes @rohan_p It’s a beautiful quote, a highlight in a beautiful story.

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Back at @bunjaree, having done the shopping. I’m a fucking hero.

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graham_euan Just at 1:35 scale. twitter.com/bennpackham/st…

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It’s hard to see from over here, but sulphur-crested cockatoos are eating the Commonwealth Bank in Katoomba. Also,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GD

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Katoomba, terminating. Alighting: 15 or so, WAY down from usual conditions. Three of us had boarded at Wentworth Falls.

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Leura. Boarding: 1. Alighting: 2.

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@garthk @NewtonMark Nah, not sharp enough a sound in my view. Skunks should have a greater sense of urgency.

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I am going to do the shopping after all. Right now I’m WAITING PATIENTLY at Wentworth Falls railway station.

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Wed plan, update: I think I’ll leave the shopping until tomorrow because I feel a bit bleh today, though I know it’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jI

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@SnarkyPlatypus “The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.” — L. P. Hartley.

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@swearyanthony @dobes @purserj @joshgnosis @rohan_p I haven’t been taking part in this thread because I already have enough to cry about.

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OK just ONE more. Heinz Spaghetti TVC (1987) youtube.com/watch?v=3HyvF-… This YouTube account is a magnificent rabbit-h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vS

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@SnarkyPlatypus “Six delicious authentic oriental flavours”!

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And I’ll finish on a compulsory one: Commodore Computers TVC (1985) youtube.com/watch?v=zlzm8-…

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@SnarkyPlatypus State Bank Easybank TVC (1985) youtube.com/watch?v=KTRDCW… Ah, the State Bank, one of Australia’s great..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QC

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I think @SnarkyPlatypus will like this 1990 TVC for Suimin Noodles because they look fabulous. youtube.com/watch?v=Fy5ofc…

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Hah! “ADS7 - Hello Adelaide Ident” (1986) youtube.com/watch?v=41UyUU…

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Oops I seem to have nodded off.

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@aleeb88 @SnarkyPlatypus What are you suggesting I do with this thumb, Lee?

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@KyBusiness Yeah this’ll be it. I missed that line, but I’m doing a couple of different things.

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Albanese up. Starts by repeating his soundbite about MPs being representatives of people “Looking after people is our core responsibility.”

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KeithConlon Encounter Bay earned its name 8 April 1802. Coming up the Coorong, French explorer Nicolas Baudin found..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J3

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@NickyWill100 Morrison started with a very confused bit about preserving our sovereignty, and now he’s just listing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zd

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@NickyWill100 The opposite. I’m saying Parliament is important, and so important that all this waffle from Morrison..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NG

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What practical purpose does this Morrison speech in Parliament serve?

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billbowtell Covid-19 is not influenza. It is a variant of SARS. No-one and especially not politicians or lobbyists have the sli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QJ

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tom_cowie 114 fines handed out by VicPol in last 24 hrs for being outside without a good reason pic.twitter.com/1KydL8ydp2

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@KyBusiness Indeed. Words have meanings. Sigh.

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“Have a go to get a go” is part of sovereignty, apparently which we won’t surrender. What the fuck is he on about?

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@SnarkyPlatypus I look forward to getting a copy via Telstra then.

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Morrison is up. He’s already appealing to the Australian spirit and now “Australian sovereignty”, for some reason…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qv

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@_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @Vortigon1 @kels_316 That’s not bad at all. Thanks for the modelling.

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@Headwellred I can understand why he might have been worried about his personal safety.

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The @AuSenate program isn’t up yet, but it starts at 2pm AEST to process whatever the House starts delivering to them.

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Today’s program for @AboutTheHouse is at parlinfo.aph.gov.au/parlInfo/searc…. Obviously it’s a bit sparse. Things kick off at 10am AEST.

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cameronwilson (also deep state operative according to george papadopoulos lol)

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cameronwilson Former conservative senior minister joining in twitter.com/cameronwilson/… pic.twitter.com/02jtexyWpZ

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@joshgnosis Isn’t schadenfreude a wonderful emotion in these troubled times.

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Yeah nah. Also, is it just me or is he wearing a protection vest under that shirt? twitter.com/thehill/status…

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realdanlyons Luxury store in Dubai selling Louis Vuitton masks. pic.twitter.com/IQsaXewLr2

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HandsomeWoman69 I don’t do the “fake call” to get out of bad dates. I just go the ladies room, lube up and flush myself to freedom.

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I love how you can spin stats one way or the other, and it’s usually obvious which one is misrepresenting the situa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5U

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “The second week crash. Why Week Two as a coronavirus patient is so scary” pca.st/ocqj2omr

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Hoping these tweets aren’t connected. @manaz_d @stevepoconnor pic.twitter.com/z9WqkK2b49

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Wed plan: Pork noodles; 1000 watch a bit of Parliament aph.gov.au/Watch_Read_Lis…; 1100 “Lowy Institute Live: US-China..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aw

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Yep, this is real. “Apple designs and produces face shields for coronavirus medical workers”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gq

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@_midofo_ @sylmobile Which is why the Good Lord invented the jug, and a greater God invented the beer tower. pic.twitter.com/HdYXkJIkRD

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andrewsayer Apple Face Shield support.apple.com/en-us/HT211028

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@_midofo_ @sylmobile How fuckin’ slowly are you drinking, Mick?

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sylmobile [POLL]: What do you do with the ice in your drink?

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@collettell Look, there’s that, but I do think people need to at least see the full spectrum of the human experienc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AH

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@merryboffin You’re not thrilled with some of the new words, like “anoderm”?

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@potrzebieggm Space Alien-ese is one of the fastest-growing language groups.

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alextomo “What does it take to get tested? I see celebs and politicians being tested. My father was a frontline nurse. He’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…03

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AidanPeppin I know how people love flowacharts so I made one

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I think I need an avatar more appropriate to our times, so here we go. pic.twitter.com/O6VmGfTAkd

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pronouncedsham I give it 24 hours before the people blaming 5G switch to blaming experimental cat cloning twitter.com/HillaryMonahan…

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It’s another gloomy day ahead for the Blue Mountains. pic.twitter.com/xy7ByBH46p

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Of all the things human society has lost in recent decades, this is the one that we’ll most regret letting go. twitter.com/Scott_John/sta…

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Wednesday. It’s white, short, and curly. And incredibly intelligent. Pat it gently. Wednesday.

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