Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 11th, 2020

mondomascots Mukipanda, a panda wearing a panda costume, is the mascot of the Mukibanda ancient remains site in Tottori, Japan. pic.twitter.com/tvoC2FRBft

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WhoresofYore “I have been buggered so often , if I bend down and open my mouth, you can see daylight.”

- Francis Bacon, Artist,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cs

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fesshole While using public toilets I sing ‘Pissing a Stranger’s Skids off the Bowl’ to the tune of Jason Donovan’s Too Many Broken Hearts.

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Before I go, well, I did this earlier. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I’ll have to watch the rest of the cows and chocolate program tomorrow. I’m getting a bit tired.

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DickKingSmith Rotating box of the day. pic.twitter.com/Q2HTVA0tuk

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@ssharwood Are you saying that echidnas are spongers? Leaners not lifters?

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@ssharwood It is really any of your business?

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NASAMoon Tomorrow marks the 50th anniversary of the launch of . You can follow along with the mission through Apoll..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lK

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AwardsDarwin Testing your strength. pic.twitter.com/dfFeTDZOnG

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sangerkatz If you think the Coronavirus death numbers are exaggerated, please look at this @jshkatz chart…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y5

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glengyron For people from other states: Oakbank is mating season for the Adelaide establishment.

Imagine a B&S ball with dy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3p

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beneltham The next flight out of Perth is on 24 April theguardian.com/world/2020/apr…

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BethanyinCBR This is how antivaxxers sound to the rest of the population. pic.twitter.com/F875JSW38L

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@haruki_zaemon OK so I am not an expert but I suspect you may have some family issues to sort out.

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AFP VIDEO: Thousands gathered in France at the weekend to break the world record for the largest-ever gathering of Smu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tW

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@SnarkyPlatypus How many episodes have you watched now?

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kindofsquishy this guy out here living in the year 3020 pic.twitter.com/qkSTgotAq6

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frazerbullclark This is how Australia’s economy worked in the 90s pic.twitter.com/CzzoelA4OQ

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TVCommentBot This teenager is useless. What we need is a female robot of sudden death. pic.twitter.com/IsOFrTdvKH

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@Ng88Mr Ah, well it’s technical the next door neighbour’s tree, though @R_Chirgwin may be helping.

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@Ng88Mr Heh. A certain amount of chainsaw action needs to happen first.

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shaunking The United States is the ONLY nation in the world with 250% more prison cells than hospital beds.

From slavery un..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kj

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brettroberts This is insane.

Corona virus deaths vs. other epidemics from day of first death… pic.twitter.com/4eMJVUuLVk

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sarahdingle_ NSW police chief Mick Fuller wrote to the head Peter V’landys saying they could resume subject to conditions l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M9

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@nevso @SBSNews Of course not. It’s pretentious wank.

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The wind has died down a little bit, thank the gods. pic.twitter.com/NMDv40naiL

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@HartWexford @SBSNews How IS your Latin? I’ve forgotten most of mine.

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Bonus points to @SBSNews for starting their establishing shot pan of Arsenal Stadium with a framing of the signage..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yo

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It’s a three-hour “Slow TV” thing but it also sounds like a “content marketing” job. Still, watching machines can b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5S

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@_midofo_ I didn’t think peyote grew up your way.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Goddammit! The Quarantimes are very annoying.

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SatPaper This week’s cartoon, by @jonkudelka: satpa.pe/cart48784

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jonkudelka The Stations Of The Couch in today’s @themercurycomau kudelka.com.au/2020/04/the-st… pic.twitter.com/85EjViJMqf

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@developerjack Also, I’m trying to give people something positive at the end of these His Plague Diary episodes. A sense of hope.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @_midofo_ There’s one in Melbourne too, in a back lane in Chinatown. Haven’t been there yet though.

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NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm His Plague Diary 5” stilgherrian.com/edict/00101/

Also on:
Spreaker
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Apple..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8b

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@jonoabroad @JonoH I have no idea. Anyway, the dog’s name is Mosbe or Mosbee or Mosbey, I can’t remember how it’s spelled.

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hurtingbombz And people said education in Hong Kong was going down… pic.twitter.com/7xZrHhWaLG

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@jonoabroad @JonoH There’s just the one dog, and it belongs to one of my health people. He hangs around the office..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KD

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@skwashd It was a technical glitch that I didn’t know needed to be fixed because I wasn’t notified.

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OK, recording now. Quiet please. Watch this brief video of a dog or something. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@GordyPls @yabbie5674 To be fair, that’s actually a good idea. A sort of clench-unclench cycle.

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newscomauHQ “Went to my 82-year-old mother’s house today to check on her and to see if she needed anything. She was anxiously w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kN

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ElPrezAU And a hearty fuck you to @sunriseon7 and 7 News for this incredibly misleading statement. pic.twitter.com/Sdb8XMX4D9

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@R_Chirgwin @misosusanowa Oh I hadn’t noticed that. I’d obviously seen all the other washouts though.

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Sat plan, remainder: Record and post a podcast, because it turned out to be fairly quick to write; more shitposting. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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markhumphries The Armchair Epidemiologist pic.twitter.com/t4CvJo3KCL

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If you’ve been hanging out for “The 9pm Edict” to be back on Apple Podcasts, well, it is now…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AC

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@andydomAU Sure, though it’s kind of in the way. Also, I think we need a crane. pic.twitter.com/51hUERsgRV

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@misosusanowa Yeah the gusts have been hitting 100km/h and it’s somewhat annoying. We’re usually protected by a rid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ns

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Fall down go boom! I guess we won’t be using that gate for a little while. Nor that treehouse. pic.twitter.com/VO2WZH1WLB

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@QuickTake @bbtu You might want to slow down that little slideshow so that we have time to look at each photo before it disappears.

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QuickTake 🎓 This university in Japan used remote-controlled robots to hold a virtual graduation ceremony via Zoom.

Students..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZR

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This is for the attention of @NewtonMark (OK probably seen it) @RealNickHodge @expectproblems @dobes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kA

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GreggFavre I wrote a 100+ page thesis to say what this twitter account encapsulated in fewer than 840 characters.

@steak_umm,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HF

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“A swimming echidna? Echidu not!” twitter.com/susanamet/stat…

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susanamet molecular study in 2009 concluded that echidnas diverged from platypuses about 32 million years ago, and perhaps on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VG

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susanamet swimming echidna pic.twitter.com/oYRP9TOQmq

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kcarruthers “A private medical company tasked with collecting crucial evidence from the Ruby Princess cruise ship for a NSW pol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CT

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whereisdaz The diet bros are staring to stir around . If you think armchair epidemiologists are a problem, strap in.

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BetootaAdvocate Norman Swan Takes Over From Shane Fitzsimmons As Nation’s Daddy: betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/… pic.twitter.com/5tCmQKT6dD

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ABCEducationAU This fantastic collection of resources helps students fact-check news and information online and enc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vg

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NorbertElekes NEW: 15-year-old boy from an isolated Amazonian tribe has died after testing positive for coronavirus.

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NorbertElekes NEW: Brazil reports 1,462 new cases of coronavirus and 99 new deaths.

A total of 19,638 cases and 1,056 deaths.

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HAHAHAHAHA. Yeah nah. “Gambling giant Tabcorp seeks rent relief” thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/economy/2…

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@misosusanowa Fortunately neither of those things tend to happen in Australia. It’s all about the bushfires and the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4e

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REMINDER: That masterwork “Green’s Dictionary of Slang” is online these days, and free to use…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MQ

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@misosusanowa Mind you, I guess a tornado can fuck up your day, right?

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@misosusanowa Well you certainly can’t miss the alert!

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cottonfarmgirl Proofreading is important 🧐 pic.twitter.com/0Oxhg96xhR

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DznBkr If you try hard enough, you can apparently scrape all the way through the bottom of the barrel. twitter.com/TheMotleyFoolA…

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@paulbrislen @cathywilcox1 @MacqDictionary Clearly. Alas, neither OED nor Macquarie have a date of first use. OED d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TH

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@ApostrophePong Whenever I’ve bought travel insurance, the US cover costs the same as going to central Africa.

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@paulbrislen @cathywilcox1 I’m OK with it, because the Australian slang “clacker” for bumhole derives from “cloaca”.

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cathywilcox1 In other news… pic.twitter.com/Hvs8f4fkLV

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@ApostrophePong What frightens me more is that the Leader of the Free World and his media fans are making things mu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x6

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@ApostrophePong It’s OK thanks. The isolation is only a fraction more than usual for me, at least so far. You?

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@ApostrophePong @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus They will be so crowded, which kind of misses the point. Meanwhile, it w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iI

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@SnarkyPlatypus @dobes A lot of whinging on Twitter? Innovative!

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@ApostrophePong @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus I also see that it’s only the Bangkok governor, so people will surely or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n1

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edbott HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY TO ALL! pic.twitter.com/Jh5tKLYy4f

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You can listen to last week’s podcast over here, or in most of the usual places. Not on Apple Podcasts right now th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1H

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Sat plan: Slow start with noodles and shitposting; minor geek stuff for clients; transition into podcast production..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fg

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GordyPls For it to be a gun, it would require any of the several parts of a gun that are quite clearly missing. We could sta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h8

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GordyPls “Why is it shaped like a gun then?!” Well Karen because that’s a very good shape for ‘a thing you hold in your hand..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PR

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GordyPls It’s a key. I mean it’s a very specific sort of key and a little unusual, but it’s a key. And the Facebook Karens a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yD

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ptgrdnr Is this the title or just your feedback on the cover twitter.com/turnbullmalcol…

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This magnificent thread on why Sydney sucks has resurfaced today for some reason. Not only is it very..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…II

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Windy weather for the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/kbI2txa2mo

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Saturday. Data from a different field will trigger an insight and an unusual smell. Joy will ensue. The dog barks twice. Saturday.

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