Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 22nd, 2020

@dobes There’s something in there that I don’t quite understand.

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AndrewFmOregon Here are some galaxy brained protesters in North Dakota.
pic.twitter.com/p3aWd5ceiG

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pixelatedboat If I was the pope I would simply not shut the fuck up about bats

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samuel_clack Wow maths really is useful after high school pic.twitter.com/d3nVIu1NYt

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@dobes It’s all about the anticipation.

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@jdub I hope not, because I watched the show.

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@glengyron Shame they’re closing down the wet markets eh.

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NewtonMark Why was this article written? Does @smh figure they don’t have a reputation left to trash anymore? twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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NewtonMark SMH quotes a venture capitalist to rave about how great the Government’s trace app will be even though he knows it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cs

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bbcpress 📺 @charltonbrooker has been lured out of isolation, to go into isolation for the one-off Charlie Brooker’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ef

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bonerman_inc just incredible. for the first time in over 50 years, harold holt has returned to his natural habitat at cheviot be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F2

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I guess they were just… horsin’ aroundtwitter.com/fesshole/statu…mn

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@Nemmi6 Hasn’t so far. I’ll keep an eye open.

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“NSW opens AU$100m Gig State ‘better internet’ project” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/nsw-op…

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“Locust plague begins to strike farms in western New South Wales,” so there’s that. abc.net.au/news/rural/202…

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@snipeyhead @AlexandraErin We take our pleasures where we can these days…

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snipeyhead This did not end the way I expected 😂😂 twitter.com/aaaaagghhhh/st…

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@AnnabelAstbury There’s not a whole lotta lovin’ going on there.

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@brsch1250_brian @phbarratt To be fair, most of the staff would like working with the duck.

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AlexandraErin The hardest part of quarantine dating is finding someone who’s remotely interested

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CanberraInsider John Curtin and Winston Churchill at the Dominion Prime Minister’s meeting, London 1944 pic.twitter.com/v56q5OGB47

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iAmTheWarax i am sorry but no one needs a 357mm handgun. pic.twitter.com/P4LtppqDqi

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Note also that Mr Frydenberg says it’s ” unwanted and unjustified” not that it’s untrue.

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China now quaking in its boots, I guess. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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@kels_316 You could show people how to strangle a backhoe operator.

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tracyalloway Good news for those thinking of buying oil on the cheap. This old story about my attempt to buy a barrel of crude i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T0

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@moylecroft @NewtonMark Yeah this is a great little story. I should’ve tweeted it before.

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@LeenaVanD @pseudomorph By all accounts it’s an excellent piece of kit, but you don’t need it. ;)

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annie_parker Smart advice from a local Inner Westie :) pic.twitter.com/bjs0Mlrrza

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Weirdest Anzac Day tribute I’ve seen so far. pic.twitter.com/ADtLNhDEac

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@LeenaVanD @pseudomorph That question isn’t answered in the thread, but yes all those Zoom H-series are audio interfaces as well.

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Wed plan, remainder: Walk into the village to get a couple of things*, and walk back; stare at my writing task list..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1U

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StuffCCLikes You never knew how badly you needed to hear the phrase “Biblical lovemaking,” did you? pic.twitter.com/mDCUK74pwE

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queer_queenie losing my mind at this old anti-suffrage drawing pic.twitter.com/deapq5ChmY

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NewtonMark Bahahaa. twitter.com/ARNnet/status/…

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@swearyanthony Trump likes it. He’d be the audience here.

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@DavidFeng I take that back. Some symbol tables have a fivefold snow symbol. Because they are idiots. But no, no sn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RV

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@DavidFeng Someone’s on drugs. And the symbol for snow has sixfold symmetry. Dunno wtf that is. No, it’s not snowing in Adelaide.

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@moylecroft @artywah I don’t care about ducks’ cultural development. There. I’ve said it.

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Today’s annoying sleep was down to 90 minutes, which is reassuring. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@artywah I have nothing against ducks. I just don’t think they’re well suited to being curators of art museums.

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TheLizLincoln This woman’s sign perfectly encapsulates this fucking “freedom” movement. What are a few million deaths when Karen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C7

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Still laughing at the idea of Tony Abbott heading up the WHO. It’d be like appointing a duck as head curator at the Louvre.

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@SnarkyPlatypus You’re not thinking of the Thai restaurant in London doing its weekly wok-up of chilli? schneier.com/blog/archives/…

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@philipdalidakis @SnarkyPlatypus They most certainly are. They have seeds in them. Also, now I want olives.

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philipdalidakis Anyone who follows me knows I love a good poll, so in terms of fruit, which is the best fruit in the world:

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@SnarkyPlatypus @philipdalidakis Also, what sort of Greek-Australian doesn’t list lemons or olives in the Top 4? Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8U

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, @philipdalidakis should be able to stretch out a poll like this until the Quarantimes are over.

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This poll and thread will not end well. twitter.com/philipdalidaki…

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“Neo-Nazis Are Spreading a List of Emails and Passwords for Gates Foundation and WHO Employees” vice.com/en_us/article/…

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kels_316 this comment made me laugh very loudly. pic.twitter.com/1hgR9UhPTO

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RealTimeWWII New York city staged a rally in “honour” of Hitler’s 53rd birthday yesterday, to encourage sale of war bonds, endin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bY

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AusAmbCyber I’m delighted to announce @dfat is seeking submissions from the public to inform 🇦🇺’s approach to our first Cyber a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gq

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tjharrop Interested in code and law coming together? @grahamgreenleaf & Philip Chung of @UNSWLaw and @austlii are running (s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A9

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shariaprelaw white women are healing. we are the virus twitter.com/BeyonceLeague/…

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Well that’s the first time this has ever happened. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…

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oconnola A sourdough starter is a tamagotchi for people in their 30s

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jamie86 Corona court conferences:

*long silence*

Judge: You may have muted yourself.

Lawyer: I had, I’m also homeschooli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a3

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@JohnBirmingham @jpwarren @dobes @munin [Nods] They’re mostly topical, sure, but you know your fans…

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “SPECIAL: Deputy Chief Medical Officer answers your questions” pca.st/nrismyw6

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natalie_allison This lady is yelling toward the Tennessee Capitol at @GovBillLee, trying to compare the coronavirus shutdown to the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8W

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MalwareJake Poor Steve - he’s having a hard life… twitter.com/natalie_alliso…

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JackNorton8064 These are all BBQ sauces right? twitter.com/JavierBlas/sta…

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CanberraInsider Cars parked outside Canberra’s Old Parliament House, 1971 pic.twitter.com/lSR7TzfKSS

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “The truth about coronavirus fines” pca.st/hlrim55g

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@paulwallbank It’s certainly some good work balancing the load etc.

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PessimistsArc Bicycles, telephones and books were treated with reverence until the poor could afford them. Then suddenly they wer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qv

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Wed plan, draft: It’s going to be another slow day, mental health for the purposes of, but I have a few small tasks..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ja

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Colgo Some new photos of the, er, invisible enemy. This is SARS-CoV-2 photographed by electron microscope after 10 minute..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B4

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@jpwarren @dobes @munin @JohnBirmingham WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR YOUR OLD RANTS JOHN BIRMINGHAM THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO NEED TO KNOW.

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sezmohammed I didn’t expect this tweet to resonate with so many people. If you’re in Australia you can by the book here:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w3

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sezmohammed Lol obviously I mean it WON the Stella Prize

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sezmohammed This is from the incredible book See What You Made Me Do by Jess Hill, which one this year’s Stella Prize and is an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pn

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sezmohammed I actually cannot believe this origin story for “Stockholm Syndrome” which is basically just a “myth invented to di..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Se

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chrispaget1 A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, “I think I might be a type O”

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@jplonie @oberonsghost It’s true. And it is a false hope.

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JulianGewirtz This claim by Foreign Ministry spokesperson Geng Shuang is wild.

Here’s an article on how China actually responde..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mc

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fanfiction_txt said George R. R. Martin, “I’m almost there. Just one page to go, and then the book is done!”

It was at that momen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N7

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sentientbomb My youngest has been banging on about “prank week” and has been royally pranking us all day.

Little does she know,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AJ

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That was Jorge Luis Borges describing the Falklands War, to save you looking it up.

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Two ex-leaders having a spat, eh. What’s that famous phrase again? “Two bald men fighting over a comb.” twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…

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The Blue Mountains can expect a few more sunny days, so that should do me some good. pic.twitter.com/kgjnGwb0DR

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@marcuskelson Seriously, though, it’s an impressive effort.

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realsusandixon Is the DeSantis Method effective?
pic.twitter.com/pRaZHYeqeC

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@munin @JohnBirmingham I should mention that “He Died with a Felafel in His Hand” is the best-known, though, becaus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xi

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@munin @JohnBirmingham He’s also… and don’t tell him I said this… quite a nice chap.

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@munin @JohnBirmingham Anyway, you should read JB’s books. Some of them are quite passable. I suspect either the Ax..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SW

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@munin Not even @JohnBirmingham would write something this lame. And I say this with love.

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In an ideal world this would become @GrogsGamut’s most-retweeted tweet in history. twitter.com/GrogsGamut/sta…

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@yarrambat I would visit a place called Possum Lodge.

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I my dream last night, I was working with Kevin Rudd to analyse an app released by Brian Houston to send uplifting..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…je

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Wednesday. The doors will operate automatically, except when the Special People are watching, or if there is ice cream. Wednesday.

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