Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 3rd, 2020

@artywah @johnb78 This all sounds quite wrong and improper.

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@gths Are you sure? It sounds important.

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@johnb78 Isn’t “scooch” some sort of ladypart?

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@jonkudelka Well I hope you’ve learned your lesson.

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snurb_dot_info Wow, this looks like an 80s buddy movie. One of them is a jaded cop out for revenge, and the other a hotshot PI who..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…io

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@SnarkyPlatypus Also, check part 3 of this piece on the post-COVID restaurant. It explains how US foods changed dur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M3

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, I saw another piece recently about the invention of the frozen microwaveable “TV dinner” and t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…87

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zoecoombsmarr I’ve never seen a glacier but I have seen a heterosexual couple walking on a crowded footpath so I think I get the gist.

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I’ve finally read “A Social History of Jell-O Salad: The Rise and Fall of an American Icon”, @SnarkyPlatypus, and i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O0

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matt_levinson NSW Govt is hiring a science communicator for its climate research portfolio m.adzuna.com.au/details/153196…

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@AverageSociopat Now, we all have the snog-the-raccoon instinct, it’s just that some of us are repressed.

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@SnarkyPlatypus I’m quite happy to stay at home for 10 hours having tea and scones and occasionally playing the nat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LD

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@SnarkyPlatypus I know VE day is a thing, but I didn’t realise it was a thing thing.

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fesshole I’m a professional cyclist, I hate cyclists and cycling in general. I find the whole “sport” populated by utter cre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sm

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fesshole I regularly call the neighbours cat a cunt to its face, as I just don’t like the way it looks.

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Histreepix Diana Spencer moments before winning the race that finally secured her place in the Royal Family. Ascot, 1981. pic.twitter.com/UxoNIg2p98

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How about a popup messages that says “Couldn’t you just send an email?” twitter.com/staticsan/stat…

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glengyron Who can forget. twitter.com/swearyanthony/…

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stilgherrian We need a Musk news story headline and illustration bot, generating headlines like “What Elon Musk thinks about kni..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h7

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“Has Elon Musk been drinking bleach? COVID-19 leadership ‘learnings’ from a tech titan’s tantrum” diginomica.com/has-elon-musk-…

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“Politicians Are Being Flooded With Letters From People Who Think Writing The Words ‘My Will’ Lets Them Dodge Vacci..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YJ

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@viveka Cool. I was worried there for a bit.

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pointlesslettrs TRANSLATION: Shockwaves felt as sensible people revealed to be “not wild keen” on the idea of dying in their thousa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7K

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I’ve been busy for the past few hours. Has everything been sorted out yet?

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thedirtbird Jelly. Baby needs jelly. pic.twitter.com/mnl8CAul46

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Obviously a key thing this week was yet another terrible podcast on Tuesday night, but that blog post has links to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2l

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 518: COVIDSafe, cybers, and a lot of wind” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/51… Covers 26 Apr to 3 M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…th

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swearyanthony Sov cit covid protestors amazing scenes twitter.com/sexenheimer/st…

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RawStory Donald Trump removes US from global initiative to develop coronavirus treatments and vaccines
rawstory.com/2020/05/trump-…

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EtheHerring France has, once again, outFranced itself pic.twitter.com/u9pLIfiwwn

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@_midofo_ @kels_316 @dobes @NewtonMark Their brains seem to be exploding. I think this is part of it. twitter.com/pecunium/statu…

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DiscoverAndKnow This is Nils Olav, the only penguin to be knighted by Norway. His full title is Colonel-in-Chief Sir Nils Olav. pic.twitter.com/qwOKVCh594

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@swearyanthony @NewtonMark @dobes @kels_316 I have it open in another tab ready for reading. It’s all just really b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ss

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@kels_316 @dobes @NewtonMark It’s a well-organised militia, Adam.

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@swearyanthony True, but you didn’t specify that. :P

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BCredibility Alastair Campbell. A neatly formulated credibility grab with books running directly into Alastair’s head, while on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wn

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JeremyCShipp When life gives you lemons, inject it with the special serum you created in your secret lab, and create a new frien..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eo

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So this thread… Just an everyday tale from The America. Or something.

Ping @dobes @NewtonMark @kels_316. twitter.com/jjmacnab/statu…

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cameronwilson NEW: What have anti-vaxxers have been up to during the pandemic?

They’ve been bombarding politicians with letters..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2r

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@djackmanson @SnarkyPlatypus Yep, it was used at the school from which the schoolgirls came. One my my friends play..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8N

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This is such a South Australian story, @SnarkyPlatypus. This also reminds me that it’s a very long time since I’ve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tj

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This is such a South Australian story, @SnarkyPlatypus. This also reminds me that it’s a very long time since I’ve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yp

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mbrookerhk The central government has the right to contravene One Country Two Systems by intervening in Hong Kong to make sure..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tB

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@SnarkyPlatypus I was tempted to use Keen’s Curry Powder but I decided that a dash of red curry paste would add the edge.

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EllieHistory Last night at 2am my cat came proudly shouting into our bedroom, he had been out hunting and was delighted. This mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jA

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Parboiling baby potatoes. Don’t tell @SnarkyPlatypus.

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@dobes Shame about the wind noise but I guess it’s just a commodity security camera.

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@dobes Thank you for this important update.

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johnbiggs The six stages of grief pic.twitter.com/fLlbmegnhg

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noreasonspec This is the most NSW headline i’ve ever seen @carlosthedwarf_ it actually might be worse than The Suns ‘pubs closed..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xn

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dobes Rowan Dean to host a show called “The Death of the Aussie Larrikin”.

From the network that loses its collective sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…06

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@songadaymann @LisaRieffel Being an Australian, I have somewhat different rules. ;) Though I am not a parent.

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@jpwarren @NewtonMark @simonhackett Well of course not because The Media™ would accuse them of a “backflip”.

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@songadaymann @LisaRieffel Hahaha there’s always one. Meanwhile, as a professional writer and erstwhile linguist, I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OY

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“Further proof that all your corrupt bastards should be shut down and sent to re-education camps.” twitter.com/7AFL/status/12…

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@irisherself It’s always good to see a jerkbird in the morning.

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JonDeeOz This tweet is from 2016… damn these time travellers! twitter.com/drewcurtis/sta…

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@songadaymann @LisaRieffel The podcast has very bad language, Lisa, so I’d do a separate clip to send for your daughter. :)

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@songadaymann @LisaRieffel It certainly did. :) Mind if I use it on my terrible podcast that has an audience of lik..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L6

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@simonhackett @NewtonMark I haven’t installed it yet because the only person I’ll be within 1.5m of for 15mins for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AV

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I have to retweet this again because this song is the most sensible thing that’s happened all week. Many thanks to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v4

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@NewtonMark @simonhackett This will definitely lead to riskier behaviour. Sigh. It’s almost as if nearly four decad..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…om

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@simonhackett @NewtonMark Yeah “we” are onto that stuff, Simon. The whole thing is a mess, and there’s no evidence..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dr

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kymtje It’s not clear to me how removing stamp duty will help target mass unemployment??

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BrotiGupta girl YOU brought it up twitter.com/jk_rowling/sta…

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DrRimmer Apology to musician Daniel Johns of Silverchair from the Daily Telegraph dailytelegraph.com.au/help/for-the-r…

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songadaymann 🎵 I remixed it 🎵

My 6 year old and I watched the original like 50 times in a row…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…un

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LisaRieffel My kid wrote a song called,
“I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps. pic.twitter.com/A65m6XeZ2r

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Why is it that only the dumbest people on the planet think they can see The Truth?

(That’s a rhetorical question, obviously. Don’t @ me.)

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I know this is from the other day, but this is the quality of thought out there. pic.twitter.com/SoIC2xD6it

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@jpwarren It’s a little early to be drinking, Justin.

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mumbletwits 41% of those polled agreed “There should be an immediate easing of petty restrictions with appropriate social dista..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AM

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GrogsGamut Who is this “we”? pic.twitter.com/ypZi3TpbAw

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denhamsadler Well I guess we’ve got the answer to whether or not the pandemic will push Australian politics to the left. pic.twitter.com/pdXQELsgTn

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@Davelennonabc @hughriminton @DanTehanWannon (Bear in mind that I’m not watching The Bad Program (Sunday) because it makes my brain melt.)

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@expectproblems @NewtonMark I kinda wanted the operator to hurl the plane into the ground.

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@Davelennonabc @hughriminton @DanTehanWannon I disagree. If I’m the audience, I want the journalists to find the tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wt

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@NewtonMark @expectproblems There only seems to be one engine in use. Or rather, one engine there at all.

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ICYMI, me at @zdnetaustralia Friday: “Labor floats active cyber defence and a civilian cyber corps for Australia” zdnet.com/article/labor-…

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ICYMI, me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “Australia and US call out cyber attacks on hospitals during COVID-19 pandemic” zdnet.com/article/austra…

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coreyspowell One of the coolest new concepts getting NASA support: A proposal to turn a crater on the far side of the Moon into..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4u

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GiovanniTorre John Johnsonson Memorial Tweet.

thesun.co.uk/news/1568415/t…

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@jpwarren @MsLods @NewtonMark @dobes Sadly I seem to have only asked these questions on The Twitter and my terrible..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VV

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@NewtonMark @MsLods @dobes @jpwarren Oh, you mean The Media™. As you were. Their job seems to be to transcribe the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S0

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@NewtonMark @MsLods @dobes @jpwarren Well, once upon a time in a century long, lone ago, I was taught something called “strategic planning”.

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@MsLods @NewtonMark @dobes @jpwarren Thanks, you two. I’m writing about these and related issues for tomorrow. It s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ej

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Still, better than Norway. “Så enkelt er det å forfalske SMS-er fra Smittestopp” (20 Apr) nrkbeta.no/2020/04/20/sa-…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UK

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Did you all see this last night? “[AU’s] Coronavirus app tracing capability not yet operational, despite 4 million..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nh

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Sun plan: Slow start with a few chores; write for @zdnetaustralia, to be filed early tomorrow; confirm the week’s p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uu

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At least the sun is out in the Blue Mountains today. I’m always amused by the difference between the predicted temp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qT

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Sunday. They will never find you. Never. Sunday.

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