Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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May 10th, 2020

These are getting better and better. twitter.com/joetracini/sta…

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kestert Perhaps it says more about me, but secretly controlling the world seems like too much effort.

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LactatedRingers Are you a doctor?

Do you have fingers?

Does your patient have fecal impaction?

If you answered yes to all three..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mb

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@AngryWagtails Oh that’s all over. It was only for a couple of weeks, until this weekend, and then just keeping it for the weekends.

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Oh dear God, it’s 257 pages with no table of contents.

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@BundyB @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark You can never have too many proofs.

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THERE IS A NEW “CHEERFUL DESPAIR” PODCAST! @PodcastName “Wuhan Flu Over The Cuckoo’s Nest” pca.st/8e7zd6cs

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I am very tempted to grab this book and review it in due course.

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Also, the purported author of this book, “QAnon: An Invitation to the Great Awakening” amazon.com.au/QAnon-Invitati…

“Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oo

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For Australians this is on Thu 14 May at 0100 AEST. I think I’ll be watching the replay at a more sensible hour. twitter.com/maurertim/stat…

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@elronxenu [Nods] There’s quite a few people on the White House campus that wouldn’t get close to POTUS.

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Oh dear. WWG1WGA is a QAnon slogan, amongst other things. These people are in deep. twitter.com/JacktheInsider…

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@adavid @johnb78 @_midofo_ It’s beautiful.

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CentreDemocracy
On 10 May 1972, University of Adelaide law lecturer, Dr George Duncan, was thrown into the River Torrens..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r8

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Another thing that happened was being on this other podcast. twitter.com/wellmaywesay/s…

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One of the things that happened was another of my terrible podcasts. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 519: Walking past a derelict hotel is a metaphor for something” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/51… pic.twitter.com/5bly8s9RN3

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@zeeclor @SatPaper Yeah I didn’t get that question. I had no idea.

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@joneaves @johnb78 I did not think of that. I did not think of so many things…

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@johnb78 I bet the old bastard never left me anything in his will though.

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@_midofo_ Something something a lizard drinking…

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@_midofo_ What, having my head bitten off by a lizard? :) Anyway, I slept through until after 2pm, so everything is good.

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@kels_316 Yeah ‘cos otherwise I would’ve been caught.

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NSWHealth From Friday 15 May, the following activities will be allowed in NSW: pic.twitter.com/zlWkMy13sq

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@djackmanson Hahaha yes I have been inserted into Midsomer. As compost this tine, which makes a change.

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People of Earth, I love your planet! pic.twitter.com/WLiBvhxdvA

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WhichOneBot so how do straight people have sex?
like, which one is the hamburgers and which one is the cheese??

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“I was expecting a distended anus or a pumpkin, but not that.” twitter.com/jonoabroad/sta…

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@DavidFeng @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus I’m now imagining sulphur-crested cockatoos tearing it apart.

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@MarcTennant @ki_sekiya The app doesn’t log location, no, but the question is logging logging on the server side, e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…af

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@mummasnoof @jonoabroad Nah it’s a blockchain thing now. Because of course it is.

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@DavidFeng @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Kangaroos can be a bit skittish around new things like this. Cows would come..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rx

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@druey New-ish, I think. It’s been quite a while since I tried to find a suitable license. It looks like they’ve come to their senses.

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@ki_sekiya @MarcTennant This I don’t know, but it’s a good question. I’ll see if DTA or Health might deign to answe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5f

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@eddit0r @dobes Where there’s a market, etc. That’s hilarious.

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Thank you also to @oliverw @marklawrence @Margarita890 @nudder12 and anyone else I may have missed overnight. I seem to have survived.

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@garthk It’s quite possible that this helicopter doesn’t have an IMU.

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Sun plan, rough draft: Breakfast; look at your messages and reply to some of them; poke at a bit of writing; sketch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uE

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What a wonderful day in the Blue Mountains today. Kinda. I don’t think I’ll get around to going for a walk though. pic.twitter.com/kljakILcI3

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This is quite a bit later than I thought.

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Sunday. It is a special blend of pebbles and nitrogen. Sunday.

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@Margarita890 @nudder12 I think the trick is to ignore Australia and Asia and Europe and just watch Fox News and then drink all the things.

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@Margarita890 @nudder12 The future is pretty fucked, to be honest.

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@Margarita890 Wow. That’s some serious horse dreaming. So to speak. (I am also about 57 birthday drinks down, so this is what is happening.)

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@Margarita890 Is a “horse dream” a good thing to have though?

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Goddammit 3am.

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@Tim_Coronel I know, but I’m quoting the thing.

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Still, it means that I can pay $275 and have music breaks in my terrible podcasts. I’m kinda pleased that APRA/AMCO..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sm

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Why yes, of course I’m researching music licensing at 2.30am. No, you’re weird.

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Less than 110,000 downloads a year hahahaha.

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I have just discovered that there’s an inexpensive license that allows me to play music in my terrible podcast whic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ob

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It is 2.30am, so there’s that.

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Now playing: Boards of Canada, “Dayvan Cowboy” youtube.com/watch?v=A2zKAR…

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@nudder12 Well it wasn’t sudden. But yes.

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@BXGD Well at least it hasn’t descended into nuclear war, so there’s that.

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@BiteTheDust Yeah nah, they have no nutritional value.

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Now playing: Orbital, “You Lot” youtube.com/watch?v=2WjY8r… One of my favourites.

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BDayBoysMitch I have two godchildren, brother and sister, that are in quarantine together. My godson (who is six) made a scavenge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5y

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@sylmobile @franksting Physics is a cunt. And I am qualified to say that after the orbital mechanics studies at uni.

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@BXGD Also, just quietly… Biden? Really? Is that the Democrats’ vision for the future? Pass me the vodka now!

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Now playing: Orbital, “Halcyon And On And On” youtube.com/watch?v=Np_NsR…

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Now playing: Orbital, “Tiny Foldable Cities” youtube.com/watch?v=7CC5aX… This is a very @ApostrophePong video.

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@BXGD Indeed. Between now and November, well, six months. It’s going to be one hell of a ride.

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Nows playing: Orbital, “P.H.U.K.” youtube.com/watch?v=BGYZp3…

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@oz_bandicoot @ShaquilleRay Mr Trump is in his own universe where rules do not apply.

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Oh hello it’s after 1am. How did that happen?

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@SuperCroup Thanks so much, Tiger. I’ve gone beyond bubbles to the Scotch, but I am enjoying the transition into a new decade.

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@ChipRolley Well indeed, it’s the only sensible response in these times. Or maybe substituting whisky.

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ElliotElinor It’s odd that the Daily Mail is so enthusiastic about celebrating the anniversary of VE day, considering their side lost.

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0ddette 😎 flying bombers over children’s hospitals , happy to see we’re keeping American traditions alive even in these tro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ty

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@ChipRolley Chip, if you’re going to stress over grammar out of the White House then you might as well neck a bottl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…59

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@ShaquilleRay But whatever, there have been COVID-19 positive people in the White House campus.

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@ShaquilleRay I dunno about that. It was a military woman working as a valet to the VP, as I understand it. But wat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1s

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Mind you the US Secret Service is a bigger organisation with a broader role than most people realise, so I dunno.

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@master_ofsome That would work, as a premium 1900 number and personalised messages. :)

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@wolfcat Kill her. No wait, don’t. She’s OK? (And am I correctly remembering the twins are girls?)

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@franksting Tbh I was surprised he was still with us. But yeah, there goes another of the greats.

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@smperris Hey thanks mate, and no problems, I was letting it drift until the last couple of days. (And being not online is sensible.)

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@Anthony_Caruana Thanks, Anthony. :) The privacy gripes are overblown. The real issue is “Will this even help?”.

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@RogueAmoeba What I liked was being able to patch in Safari while the video conf was under way. Using what is effec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qe

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