@rpoein @zdnetaustralia Yes, I’m sure. I look forward to your analysis. [Rolls eyes.]
@SuperCroup @NewtonMark @jdub @redrabbleroz Don’t get me started.
@NewtonMark @jdub @redrabbleroz @moylecroft Yes but it’s really average Malaysian. It’s Malaysian for Good Weekend… https://t.co/jH5p8rviSu
Suddenly remembering my dream from last night, where @TimWattsMP was insisting I install Lisp on my iPhone.
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@NewtonMark @jdub @redrabbleroz Mamak is bullshit.
@NewtonMark @jdub @redrabbleroz Or Mamak. They’d take you to fucking Mamak. Or Chat Thai. Or somewhere else they’d… https://t.co/c6lCOF32yu
@ashulz At least as fast, yes.
I think a key part of understanding the Australian Republican Movement is remembering that Malcolm Turnbull used to run it.
@MJTnetau Excellent.
@rpoein @zdnetaustralia If you’re going to pretend to be anything other than a cut-out, you should probably learn t… https://t.co/hNVXgK9hTo
@_midofo_ @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus See also their excellent guidance, “The Japanese Tradition: Apologising†https://t.co/iXuZo4UHz1
I just wanted some attention, really.
NEW PODCAST, SORT OF: “The 9pm A Brief Message 1†(3m21s) https://t.co/7TVrns4ICz
Also on Spreaker… https://t.co/7tGwi7ROq2
@RealNickHodge @glengyron @zdnetaustralia Worst pub ever: The Tongue and Codpiece.
@RealNickHodge @glengyron @zdnetaustralia Music is Communism.
@glengyron @zdnetaustralia Yep. Having done a bunch of radio talkback on this now, the OMFG GOVERNMENT SURVEILLANCE… https://t.co/5Dkv3AcB9R
This is excellent news for a struggling industry, but I still can’t help but think this is all happening too early.… https://t.co/RiUQYiuh2P
RT @scarletalliance: NICE WORK EVERYONE! NSW brothels, parlours and strip clubs return to work from TOMORROW! Happy whoring everyone! https…
@glengyron @zdnetaustralia Yeah, I read that as a subtext to what they were saying in then paper itself. (It’s shor… https://t.co/dpwnc929xw
@glengyron @zdnetaustralia Books are Communism. You know that.
CROWS!
@glengyron @zdnetaustralia It’s too late for me to do anything but skim that, but yeah that looks like a good summa… https://t.co/O2iUFqsIrS
@glengyron @zdnetaustralia Also, this reading thing? I won’t end well.
@glengyron @zdnetaustralia I have yet to see* any evidence from anywhere that this is a pointful activity, but hey… https://t.co/m0X91hD90i
cameronwilson this is an extremely funny take pic.twitter.com/SrKIvSL8oU
@noreasonspec Nah, at this hour I’m happy to let people sweat.
Also me at @zdnetaustralia earlier: “COVIDSafe might actually be useful after all†https://t.co/zI9RsaVPw4
Some pe… https://t.co/AfjbcfavDU
RT @stilgherrian: Me at @zdnetaustralia earlier: “China’s influence via WeChat is ‘flying under the radar’ of most Western democracies†htt…
Well played Ross Noble. https://t.co/iWML306kQT
@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus @tim_rust It’s an attractive posting.
@SnarkyPlatypus @tim_rust Warringhah Council.
SnarkyPlatypus Credlin must be really unpopular if they haven’t yet found a seat to parachute her into.
RT @johnmcternan: Key quote: ‘Sure enough, shortly after the Iraq War came the X Factor.’ https://t.co/kC2JBeXkDN
@SuperCroup That’s an excellent milestone. Bravo!
@michaelneale @i386 Well here I am. :)
RT @RAF_Luton: Happy birthday to the mighty F14 that enters its 15th year of service at #RAFLuton and therefore becomes an F15!
Photo tak…
@staticsan Just doing my duty.
@JaneCaro How about back then? https://t.co/6C65OMPMd0
@cathywilcox1 For Science!
Me at @zdnetaustralia earlier: “China’s influence via WeChat is ‘flying under the radar’ of most Western democracie… https://t.co/4GafYs4B0z
@trentyarwood @drzax @zdnetaustralia Think of this diagram as a sewerage system… (You can complete the rest of the joke yourself.)
@jonoabroad @dobes Bristol 7 is pure liquid.
@elisethoma5 @ashabeeeee We should buy it. We could make a LOT of money through this, as we all know.
@mvyrmnd My pleasure.
@jonoabroad @dobes How unhealthy is your back end, Jono?
@trentyarwood Also yeah ZDNet appears to be fucked.
@trentyarwood This is the paper. https://t.co/UuXks8UT4m
Listening to the latest ABC Rear Vision history podcast, “Over policed and under protected: Policing in Americaâ€, a… https://t.co/YsoVOOGT4O
@ShaneBryan_IT This pleases me.
@trentyarwood Meanwhile, RTYI. https://t.co/UkRyLC2HeJ
@trentyarwood More the latter, I think. It’s the “Hello, computers now!†stick-waving so people pay attention.
@trentyarwood Fair point.
RT @fryan: Chinese media professionals, nationalist trolls and even the People’s Liberation Army are champing at the bit to join their “Wol…
RT @trentyarwood: Hi, politicians and journos.
“Cyber espionage” is just like espionage, but with modern tools. We don’t really call them…
@trentyarwood HURRAH I AM PART OF THE PROBLEM!
RT @jrhennessy: the phrase “Jesus spent his youth among Serbs in the Balkans” will stick with me https://t.co/gFNaFRIoyN
This is our world now. https://t.co/xeI1ljaoKI
@michaelneale @i386 You say this as if it’s my fault.
@Doc_Bacon Coward.
@USSC Thanks! I’m a bit of a Kilcullen fan-boi, so I really want to get the full experience. :) Love your work.
@munin These are the things that will really fuck you up:
Irukandji jellyfish: invisible, very nasty… https://t.co/aRNmIT2xa1
@HannahD15 Thanks so much, Hannah. Keep fighting the good fight.
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Racism manifests itself in bizarre ways whenever there’s governments involved. https://t.co/wCWbcrbmF8
He @USSC will you guys be posting a video of todays session with David Kilcullen? I’m listening to the audio but, h… https://t.co/4XBF8m3mIi
@munin As an aside, I keep forgetting that Australians are reputed to have a relaxed attitude to deadly critters. I… https://t.co/a0sQ6yhrWb
@munin And then there’s these cute little fuckers, maybe 2cm across. Imaginatively named a Red and Black Spider. I… https://t.co/7hbXr3rPs1
@munin Huntsman, maybe 15cm leg span, so six inches for the big ones. And they run fast! ;)
@munin Black House Spider? Up to maybe 40cm leg span, so what? An inch and a half?
@munin And then there’s the Huntsman, which are big, very big, but harmless. They chase bugs and are your friends,… https://t.co/YUeVELlKck
@munin Here’s a picture of one that sits outside my desk window. https://t.co/sGBq5x2mmU
@munin As an adult it’s swelling / pain / fever for a couple of days. Not enough to wipe you out, but just really annoying.
@munin More common is what we just call the Black House Spider, quite a few species. I’ve been bitten a few times a… https://t.co/Tfvklj5xUE
@munin Yeah. I can talk about those that wander into the house, but then I live in a forest. The Sydney Funnel-Web… https://t.co/PoA489VF4l
@parisba Well, I’ve been better…
@SnarkyPlatypus I mean he’s no Andrew Hastie, I grant you.
@i386 Pretty much. And yes.
@SnarkyPlatypus Also, if you want to scroll back in time… https://t.co/6C65OMPMd0
@MaryannHuth That’s true class, right?
@i386 Frydenberg? Well, once upon a time… pic.twitter.com/IDjEI2DlDT
RT @stilgherrian: Me at @zdnetaustralia: “COVIDSafe might actually be useful after all†https://t.co/13fSZVOY4n
The data model is kinda cu…
@munin I’m not a back stacks kind of guy. :) But the libraries I frequent — Katoomba, Ashfield, Darling Square (new… https://t.co/Cj47KVgjaa
Quite a nice propag… I mean promo video from @TrainsInfo. I was particularly impressed with how quickly all the B… https://t.co/Kg0yFXOQe5
@munin Right, so this is a general question about Australian spiders indoors, as opposed to whether I have personal… https://t.co/oyKmkCG7hA
@RodSwiftSJW @chendo [Blinks.]
“I’m going to advise the government� Lol. Please just enjoy your retirement, Mr Downer. Not everything is a partis… https://t.co/LlFXB8b5hJ
@fictillius @johnb78 Shit man has shit website. Colour me shocked.
@fictillius @johnb78 27 on this page. https://t.co/D8dvFgsL5g
@fictillius @johnb78 It’s a lot more than eight.
Excellent @onthemedia segment, “What ‘Running From Cops’ Learned From ‘Cops’â€, being an analysis of a certain long-… https://t.co/cm2eJ8IcOl
@MargotSaville [Bows.]
@bengrubb Was it? I’ve done a bunch of talkback on this (OK, ABC Local Radio so average age about 108yo and relentl… https://t.co/huhXqwahIg
@thesunrisewave So what you’re saying is that I’ve added something unexpected your life. So that’s good.
@developerjack Is this a contest?
@SnarkyPlatypus That could be comforting.
@jsleeio Science.
There’s some new data related to this point coming out on Thursday, Australian time. Watch out for it. https://t.co/JU6bh8i9YU
@RealNickHodge @dobes @NewtonMark @expectproblems Bon chance!
RT @stevenspohn: I know this isn’t what you want on your timeline. You want me to talk about games or advocate disability stuff.
But it’s…
Well wouldn’t we all. https://t.co/l5YpBmy0EA
@RealNickHodge @dobes @NewtonMark @expectproblems I guess they have other editions as well. :)
Worst. Gay. Hookup. Ever. https://t.co/ezjGwQLlR4
@wasbooping I’d want him to take the beanie off though.
The Blue Lagoon. https://t.co/sPGSWzRWY9
@SnarkyPlatypus And all the other problems.
Hey @RealNickHodge @dobes @NewtonMark @expectproblems, on page 123, an analysis of Biggles’ war record as published. https://t.co/HGZRgLkg7l
@dprk_ebooks Oh FFS.
RT @stwtwo: You wouldn’t download a racist https://t.co/HSEZPST3l9
@spooky_girl I love how the boy is all “Where did my cool breeze go?â€
Wait. The US Congress is still a thing? Have they thought about Doing Something?
RT @poolsideconvooo: homelessness https://t.co/FJBoSl30km
RT @gths: John Carpenter’s Escape From Western Melbourne
Now THIS is impressive! https://t.co/B1WQLwedrW
RT @chendo: Why can’t all news be written this way? From yesterday’s https://t.co/zLf9NofExo https://t.co/eDQsfCuT2p
@cafuego Look I can’t be expected to do everything.
@burgotastic Me too.
Or as some of us look at it, a widening of the collection’s availability to people in the greater part of Sydney, w… https://t.co/Qq5LOFkJCI
@wobster I’m just asking questions.
HELLO EVERYONE I’M BORIS! https://t.co/EvAFtk8Js1
@BlogsofWar Wow, and I thought *I* drank too much!
Can you imagine having sex with Josh Frydenberg?
RT @EatKnuckleFritz: Geoffrey Hornblower Cock MC.
7th Jan 1896 - 16 February 1980
World War I flying ace credited with thirteen victor…
@GordyPls @NewtonMark @robcorr Exactly.
ExcitedLeigh Just misread “hook-based plugin system” as “honk-based plugin system”.
I don’t know what that would look like but I want one.
@moylecroft @techoglot @munin Filtered through used knickers!
RT @jeamland: Hi everyone. It’s been a couple months now since I got made redundant and while I’ve not been idle, I’m still not employed.…
Wait. All this stuff out of Canberra is just pre-Budget leaks for October, isn’t it. I’d forgotten that we don’t ac… https://t.co/UogeuybBku
CYBER INJECTION! https://t.co/YvWpdCk6UY
RT @campuscodi: BREAKING: Social media site for right-wing nutjobs and conspiracy theorists claims they’re a bastion of free speech then im…
@justanotheramy @jpwarren @zdnetaustralia We report. You decide. Wait no, that was Fox News.
RT @kcarruthers: This is a fascinating museum and now you can visit virtually: @UNSW Virtual Museum of Human Disease https://t.co/upIwfM1cbâ…
RT @spaceshipsporn: How To Make A Spaceship. https://t.co/c5BrGAFeNd
@techoglot @moylecroft @munin I haven’t really done mixer reviews. Maybe I should.
@jpwarren @zdnetaustralia Look I did put the word “if†in there.
@boynxdor Oh dear. I think I might have been aware of that book previously. Please do not demonstrate its use.
chrisilluminati Much like the pandemic, this vintage store warning sign escalated quickly pic.twitter.com/wm9LMVw7Dx
@munin Neat to sample it first up. I’m not restocking mixers until tomorrow.
@RankinSue Oh very nice. :)
@munin I am looking forward to it.
@VermontMelbGuy @zdnetaustralia It’s a model. It’s made of data. :) But yes, thanks for the reminder.
Oooh! I like it when presents arrive! pic.twitter.com/ju8KMWVOTd
REMINDER: This exists. pic.twitter.com/uJNjKVNvat
@NewtonMark @robcorr Would one?
@mjfly1 @bengrubb @zdnetaustralia Hopefully. :(
@DrParnassus Oh *that* bit… lol.
@mjfly1 @bengrubb @zdnetaustralia Old people… young people… are NONE of you ever satisfied?
@dobes @franksting @johnb78 Look I’m not saying it’s a good pub. I’m just saying “duck laksaâ€.
@elronxenu Peristalsis.
RT @KlongName: @cmclymer Seriously, I had •cancer• last year, and 2020 is so much worse that I actually forgot it for a minute. Cancer. For…
@dobes @johnb78 I haven’t been to the Orange Grove in a while, but that was my SEKRIT place for duck laksa. Very go… https://t.co/YEENf4IC8g
@bengrubb @zdnetaustralia You young people just want EVERYTHING don’t you.
@Kxyne I’d count yourself lucky. Also, what intrigues me about that video is how many places immediately call for s… https://t.co/k4KyrWy2sl
@dobes @johnb78 I would like to go on record as saying The Red Lion is not the worst pub in Sydney’s inner west.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “COVIDSafe might actually be useful after all†https://t.co/13fSZVOY4n
The data model is ki… https://t.co/pIa1UuhNUM
“Fancy Aussie bees flew in from tropics†https://t.co/xsQJPZC9tq #fancybees https://t.co/4rn1vFV8Vq
RT @GreenJ: this is why Victorians don’t want to go to Queensland. https://t.co/W7ANhjvUpk
@garystark “Good.â€
@TomSear @ashabeeeee @CyberGovAU That is the most High Victorian thing I’ve seen all day!
@garystark Do you know how quote marks work?
Flights to Melbourne resuming. pic.twitter.com/73ugye6FLQ
@jetztgibtshaue Arf!
RT @danigrindlay: ‘Campaign for a train’ sounds so unemotional…but for many vulnerable ppl, access to The Overland means access to health…
@Gin_ev_ra Yeah the gender variation is within margin of error for all but that last question. It is curious though.
And that’s all this week. I guess no one bought more questions than that. The musical instruments questions threw m… https://t.co/mpwdt3SZSR
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS! “Q. Do you play any of the following instruments in your home?†https://t.co/seglkZBX5F
“Q.… https://t.co/21JAZFJBIy
Statements about gender equality “Q. To what extent do you agree or disagree with the following statements about ge… https://t.co/ti5v6QjsTC
Pay for professionals. “Q. Do you think the following workers are not paid enough, paid about right, or paid too mu… https://t.co/Gw3xRKwJmx
“Q. Below are some statements about the history of Indigenous Australians and the recent protests. To the best of y… https://t.co/zU91fSCtDr
Hey Kids, it’s Tuesday, and that means it’s Essential polling time. Let’s see what the intelligent Australian voter… https://t.co/YzGWyQILHf
@D_Keating Depends on the lingerie, I guess. pic.twitter.com/dw31qTEN0I
@TomSear @ashabeeeee @CyberGovAU But the cyber dog will chase away the cyber kitty!
@TomSear @zdnetaustralia Yeah but you’re a bit special. :)
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains lingering privacy concerns.
@gcpsoundlight Sook.
RT @ElizabethFlux: Not sure why the government would need to spend $1.3 billion dollars to protect us against cyber warfare when Australia’…
@dobes What’s the CEC view on this issue?
Correct. https://t.co/uZMSuGCall
@vealmince An unlimited resource, yes.
RT @stilgherrian: There’s a lot more fascinating stuff about the United Front Work Department influence operations, but non-tech stuff outs…
RT @stilgherrian: Me at @zdnetaustralia: “China’s influence via WeChat is ‘flying under the radar’ of most Western democracies†https://t.c…
@NewtonMark @voltagex @fuddlemark @GordyPls I have a policy that says no you can’t do that.
runasand The Spy Who Unmasked Me (2020). pic.twitter.com/E4KzuHNGzZ
@NewtonMark @voltagex @fuddlemark @GordyPls I would like to correct your basic mistake. https://t.co/cIp1lxLAxM
@NewtonMark @voltagex @fuddlemark @GordyPls I know a way to be totally sure that works.
RT @RexChapman: This is the one.
The internet is over.
Shut it all down. This wins.
These people vote… https://t.co/FZLzIXVJyP
@dobes @bengrubb You should’ve used this photo. https://t.co/e16xFEnGFi
Now that I think about it, there’s quite a few ways to separate couples, and most of them don’t require any intelli… https://t.co/MSGeDu0iPA
@garystark Huh?
Tue plan, remainder: Having filed for @zdnetaustralia early, I skipped the David Kilcullen thing (I’ll watch the re… https://t.co/0JBZDgvMR1
It could be coal, I suppose. A hundred sacks of coal for Eden-Monaro.
I wonder whether “counting resources†are what we used to call “peopleâ€. https://t.co/qIbDD79zvc