Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 1st, 2020

@clarkee Best dialog I’ve heard so far: “His bowel movements have become miserly and unspontaneous.” OK maybe I am wrong.

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Random pork stir-fry. Reminder: I’m single. pic.twitter.com/nMBJi7dRUJ

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ronnychieng “…so then he said, “Sure you’re Michael Jordan but there’s no way you could end racism.” And I said, “Ok. That’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9K

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@clarkee I watched two eps last night and I’m just into ep 3, but I think they’ve struck the right balance between..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cu

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John Malkovich as Space Force’s chief scientist is brilliant casting.

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Can I just say that Steve Carell’s “Space Force” on Netflix is rather better than I’d feared.

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@parthenope I mean they’re right, but if you pour them gin too they may stop whinging.

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I suppose I should think about dinner at some point.

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NewtonMark Minister for Women Marice Payne: “We actually want this inquiry to start the conversation,” implying that the conve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UK

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@RankinSue I now believe that the internet will deliver gin despite my mistake.

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@i386 I guess it makes things easier when there’s a production license in the family. :)

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@GreenJ Oh I know this! Is the question “Who is the Prime Minister of the UK?”?

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ghostinevans THEY DESTROYED TRUMPS STAR pic.twitter.com/0g3Db9ejeF

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@smartbrain @apnic @apnicdg Lol if we’re ever allowed to have any more conferences. :)

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@joshrowe I know, I know…. (Is it bad that I just saw RFC1149 and didn’t need to click through?)

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@elisethoma5 Yeah I don’t believe that’s true. I get more afraid of it every day.

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@BakedBoons @dawnstarau I have that audio here somewhere. I’ve always thought that he wasn’t entirely wrong.

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@i386 Hahahah closer connection than I’d guessed. :)

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@i386 Ah yes, it was the Gartner Risk & Security Summit, which each year sees (saw?) vendors trying to outdo each o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ng

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@i386 Also, I see the Dad & Dave’s connection. Back when we could have conferences they were serving at one event and yeah some nice brews.

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@i386 Thanks mate. :) I thought I should give it a try because people have been telling me you’ve been doing OK. :)

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@JustJimWillDo I’ve noticed this bug too. I just reload the page because I can’t be arsed whinging about cosmetic problems.

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@Thefinnigans Or steam cleaning like Gwyneth Paltrow.

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I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET MORE GIN.

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@i386 Let me know if you need the order number.

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How does the internet even work?

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@i386 Hello. Guess who has two thumbs and just typed his email address in his order with .con instead of .com?

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I have decided to give this a go. twitter.com/wildspiritgin/…

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@stufromoz Hence my plan to stay inside, and burn more dinosaur farts than usual.

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@stufromoz Apparent temp is down to -5.2C now. I will be SO annoyed if is starts snowing.

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paulwallbank Well, we could spend the money investing in the skills and tools for a 21st Century economy, or we could just add a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YK

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GrogsGamut 6 years since Tony Abbott commemorated the D Day landings by declaring Australia open for business pic.twitter.com/6WceNALxP1

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markhumphries This is a wonderful opportunity for a new comedy voice to join @TheFeedSBS and produce sketches. Please forward it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zt

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One hell of a @LowyInstitute panel on Friday: “The end of Hong Kong as we know it?” myaccount.lowyinstitute.org/events/hong-ko… Free vi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KT

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@beammeu83370120 I deleted my retweets. The video is not recent and the sourcing is dodgy.

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marinamaral2 “Hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.”

Marilyn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mx

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@coldsnacks Yeah all deleted by me almost immediately ‘cos the sourcing looked dodgy.

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@SMinney I will be cowering under a quilt soon enough.

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@dobes The last few days have been very good, yes.

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Back at @bunjaree and mostly not freezing, but I am not impressed with this impending sub-zero bullshit. And it had better not snow.

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Perfect conditions in which to be waiting for a taxi lol.

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The Prime Minister of Australia Scott Morrison issues a sternly worded message about riots in the United States. pic.twitter.com/7L4W1jIYxX

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Great @onthemedia segment: “Who is ‘Karen’ and Why Does She Keep Calling the Police on Black Men?” wnycstudios.org/podcasts/otm/s…

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets, again.

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@kcollasarundell @kels_316 @glengyron I wonder whether “dispense” was an automangle or misheard “disperse” at some point.

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@kels_316 @glengyron What a fuckwit. Or a provocateur. Fascinating watching this shit roll out in real time. Except..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gu

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ThisGuyGetsLit Hey guys. President and CEO of Antifa here. I tried to change our name to avoid the presidents classification as a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gt

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@JohnBirmingham @Audible_AU I have this in my queue. I suppose I should listen before events overtake your better reality.

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@dobes @rohan_p @cameronwilson Yeah the frog guy is OK.

Disclosure: Meanjin, of which he is editor, has been a client.

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welcomet0nature A dauntless white fox trying to steal fish from a Russian fisherman pic.twitter.com/4br08IqhlH

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dobes I’m glad the Australian government has decided to make this tweet, thereby ensuring that Pete Evans and Byron shut..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x9

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cwarzel very brave of the WH to employ the technique that i use when our house has run out of halloween candy too early in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eH

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JohnBirmingham If this was my novel about a fascist takeover of America I’d probably delete most of this weeks plot points as unbelievable.

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kabbalahnchill When you see NYPD with unlimited vans, bullets, and tear gas don’t forgot we needed a gofundme to get masks for our hospital

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Partially antlered.

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Approaching The Place Where There Are Antlers.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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There’s someone in the quiet carriage coughing like a dying horse and who is now on the phone loudly trying to loca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jk

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@melbomartin Not much different from two weeks ago, but I haven’t been travelling enough to seeing any patterns.

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RadioFreeTom SNORKEL! ALBUQUERQUE! twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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ApostrophePong Got a phone alert: DC Mayor has just announced a curfew from 11 pm to 6 am.

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Katzerax a lot of police are using zipties instead of handcuffs because they dont have enough handcuffs for riots, ive attac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sd

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JohnBirmingham “Terribly racist to millionaire cook” was Latho’s dream career path when he did his sausage=roll-n-pavlova recipe c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qx

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“Animal rights groups have been pushing a synthetic alternative to horseshoe crab blood in drug safety testing” theguardian.com/environment/20…

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“Nationals MP George Christensen set up a website backing his push for a China inquiry which is linked to a busines..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UZ

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HudMo Dono where to start w counting the levels of tone deaf and wrong here pic.twitter.com/kzbctNwcjv

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@marklawrence @SatPaper I find it pretty tough most weeks. Pop culture like music and movies is the killer for me.

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Oh dear. “One person who can make sense of the complexity is former Cleo editor and diplomatic affairs expert Sharr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aD

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Finally did the @SatPaper quiz. Got 6/10 this week, with momentary brainfade preventing a 7/10. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2020/05/30

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@NickyWill100 @kcarruthers I have been advised that the story is several years old. From 1996, in fact. science.sciencemag.org/content/272/52…

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Indeed. There’s basically no penalty for incompetence or corruption except the ballot box. twitter.com/kels_316/statu…

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@coldsnacks @kels_316 Robert is another Pentecostal ally for Morrison. He’ll stay. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuart_Ro… Ex-AUSTINT too.

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della79 Five years since we lost Joan. pic.twitter.com/t8qXCPTuTm

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JamesCoyne Simpler times pic.twitter.com/XWsOlX9pPo

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If plans were even a thing any more, I would have written in the Weekly Wrap. I did put a photo of Sydney Harbour B..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yg

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Mon plan: Pie; 0924 train to Sydney; administrivia en route; 1130 GP; errands; 1400 lunch with an accomplice; shopp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ih

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bambul Alignment released for Sydney Metro Greater West. 6 stations: St Marys, Orchard Hills, Luddenham, Business Park, Ai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C4

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Space_Station The @SpaceX makes five spaceships parked at the station. go.nasa.gov/2M4zJPy pic.twitter.com/la06vhjgOW

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jeffreyhoward33 Norman Rockwell’s “The Problem.” pic.twitter.com/KLPQPTPMaM

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The Blue Mountains weather will begin acceptably but will turn bad later in the day. pic.twitter.com/jOb7mMRGT7

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Monday. You may think that They are asleep, but They are watching you through the corners of Their eyes. Monday.

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