Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 9th, 2020

AnarchyCoo WE WILL NOT LEAD. WE WILL ONLY DETONATE! PÄRSK PÄRSK. pic.twitter.com/Jxg7OiTj4v

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@swearyanthony @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard 1. You can’t steer a roadmap.
2. God I am sick of this snake oil.

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Services Australia’s proud achievements include answering the phone” zdnet.com/article/servic…

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@EnsignR Dunno. They had someone in the kitchen to worry about all that.

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“Xinjiang borders Mongolia (Bayan-Ölgii, Khovd and Govi-Altai Provinces), Russia (Altai Republic), Kazakhstan (East..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5R

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See also the article on Xinjiang cuisine. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xinjiang_… I won’t explain further but hey it’s a Turkic cul..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WR

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workmanalice The Liberals have finally conceded defeat in Eden-Monaro. pic.twitter.com/HHX30tKbE6

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SuperCroup Melbourne folk being told to stay the fuck away from Sydney.

(Some of my best friends etc etc) twitter.com/fredonair/stat…

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beeeaanz I am screaming pic.twitter.com/SsR4aJihIL

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_alialkhatib i feel like this store won the naming battle but lost the naming war. pic.twitter.com/wYSfsUEbBu

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SuperCroup BRB just going to drive 6 hours away from home to somewhere in country NSW and then tweet angrily about people shou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S5

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mattsta best opening paragraph of the day pic.twitter.com/8Xgvgy0WZ8

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AllegedlyMiri Send dunes twitter.com/Gizmodo/status…

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The other 6-odd hours of alleged battery life is for powering the 5G chemtrail generator. twitter.com/svblxyz/status…

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@dobes @jpwarren I don’t think they asked the question this year, because democracy is over.

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@dobes @jpwarren It’s true. Democracy is vastly overrated, as each successive Lowy Institute annual poll shows…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iy

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@awelder This is history I don’t know. Should I know? How much will it change my life?

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@staticsan You don’t need your hands to get a blow job. They can still be on the wheel.

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AlboMP Fixed it.

We need an economy that works for people, not the other way around. pic.twitter.com/Jf1uSP6jKa

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@munin I’d have to know more about the automotive industry tp be confident with that one.

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I’m trying to work up a joke about the Tesla still being driven by a cocksucker but I can’t work out how to make it not sound homophobic.

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ben_hr Further evidence of my theory that your sneakers reflect your politics pic.twitter.com/8xBNkR5BGq

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Seriously though, you should also consider the needs and desires of your passengers. pic.twitter.com/lDkMXM3jkf

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The future, or the present really, is getting a mechanical blow job while not-driving your Tesla. twitter.com/Tweetermeyer/s…

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@paulwallbank @servantofchaos @JohnDobbin @joannejacobs Wait. I was busy. What’s going on and why am I being dragged into it?

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palaceletters Terrific news! After 45 years the Palace letters b/n the Queen & GG Kerr about dismissal of the Whitlam govt will b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…59

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@dobes Is that the version with the laugh track?

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@zdnetaustralia At least the pelican survived. And the drongo. And the fish.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Services Australia’s proud achievements include answering the phone” zdnet.com/article/servic…

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Watching three old blokes, one of whom has been wiping his nose and coughing without covering his mouth, shake his mates’ hands.

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@dobes @JustJimWillDo @zdnetaustralia I’m going to be sooking about this for weeks.

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@dobes @JustJimWillDo @zdnetaustralia Are you saying that explicit content is not permitted?

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rohan_p Some big recommendations including stripping the power of agency heads to approve Technical Assistance Notices and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mX

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rohan_p The Independent National Security Legislation Monitor report on the TOLA Act is out: inslm.gov.au/reviews-report…

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jeamland “Comrade, what this river needs is a bunch of share bikes thrown in it.” twitter.com/CanberraInside…

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Thu plan, remainder: Pho; a walk up George Street and probably a tram back to Haymarket; 1830 drinks and dinner wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oo

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Column filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains a fish, a drongo, and an outdated trope, plus what is possibly the be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wN

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@dobes @jeamland And is there anything for the ladies?

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@GIN_TROPICAL Sorry, what am I being a spruiker for, exactly?

(Normally I don’t respond to someone who starts off..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…80

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0xdaeda1a Why do we always find this shocking?

Is it the pretend shock you’re supposed to do to be polite? Or do people genu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r6

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Fair point. And thank you for improving that terrible song. twitter.com/TheNehad/statu…

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NewtonMark While embarrassing, this is a near miss, and 100% of the arriving passengers have been dealt with in exactly the wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RM

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Dear Tech PR People, never ever use the verb “reimagine”.

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You definitely don’t want anyone accessing your cyber backdoor, no. pic.twitter.com/4XwWaUsAZm

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@zdnetaustralia Starting the writing thing. I just needed a run-up at the day. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Is Victoria the wake up call Australia needed?” pca.st/kb8aeuf2

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@PeteLawler @NewtonMark Did you have to? (OK, this is very my areas.)

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@PeteLawler @NewtonMark I’m not doing an image search on that.

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@oberonsghost Fair point. But putting the office proles into pods seems… oh I dunno.

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Morrison’s rule by ‘Henry VIII’ clauses” pca.st/ezd721si

Can I say onc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kn

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arizclint Oh. My. God. twitter.com/Dancing__HotDo…

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@oz_f They’re not white people, Oz. Get a grip.

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@cameronwilson @Aitch_El I believe there’s some evidence that Our Friends in St Petersburg do some reinforcing, but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ys

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@Aitch_El @cameronwilson That’s a complicated question. I dunno if Cameron has written or knows of a handy explainer?

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@_ClaireConnelly Yep. Though iirc the effect of rallying to vote is greater than that of swing voters, at least in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2L

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@_ClaireConnelly My impression is that the Lincoln Project is more about rallying people to get out to vote than ch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6o

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“CASA boss Shane Carmody to depart” themandarin.com.au/135978-casa-bo…

I suspect you know this already, @NewtonMark?

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RadioFreeTom Remember, Scott Adams is the guy who said: “Name a political topic I can’t master in one hour under the tutelage of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y1

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@dead_aeroplane Part of me wants to say “Don’t be daft” but here we are.

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@dead_aeroplane Part of me wants to say “Don’t be daft” but hey here we are.

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CMastication A thread of Scots giving Braveheart LARPers the business is some great content. How is this site free? (it’s a thre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q7

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cameronwilson There are now multiple Australian anti-vaxx groups who say they’re organising class action suits against COVID19 pu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N6

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@mrsc2902 Probably not her most enjoyable day.

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@SonofaSheWolf Yeah I’d like to explore that further. Effective at what? It implies a purpose, a goal.

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OzKitsch We are all Victorians now pic.twitter.com/jqvORnGtGl

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Lexialex I hope the Russians will one day make an award winning mini-series about the way Americans handled Covid-19 the way..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1V

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_TheSeaning Comet NEOWISE from ISS, July 5th pic.twitter.com/pAbGdtchAc

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susanamet the tongue!

Take a yawn: an endangered Numbat in Western Australia pic.twitter.com/dTM5wiD78Y

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Thu plan: Slow start, because annoying side effects*; write for @zdnetaustralia, eventually; dinner with friends, u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1V

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Why am I being made to feel guilty because I’m having a couple of days down in Sydney? pic.twitter.com/mN2TFgCdHv

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nite0wl On how neo-nazis and far right types infiltrate spaces twitter.com/IamRageSparkle…

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oz_f Quite extraordinary seeing the Vic department of housing pleading with people on Twitter to help them reach residen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TU

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“Identify yourself so you may be punished for your Wrongthink,” says the powerful white man who feels his status th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2x

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Something for you to think about, Ladies. twitter.com/EuroaGazette/s…

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ClenchedFisk can’t make this stuff up pic.twitter.com/gJ8dqRgqlT

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edbott Client-3 says what? pic.twitter.com/trshwA0U7s

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nypost Oregon man driving stolen car crashes into woman driving another stolen car trib.al/jG4gDni pic.twitter.com/U8PYLWd6Jb

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Thursday. There are exactly six ways to amuse yourself with a broom handle. Thursday.

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