Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 1st, 2020

@JonoH @kjmci I don’t care how fucking hot it is outside, because you are not outside.

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CillizzaCNN This accurately describes the situation twitter.com/Reuters/status…

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@JonoH Even so, you shouldn’t.

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@Gwyntaglaw @kcarruthers I’ve heard of “tea room” but it seems very 1950s.

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@Gwyntaglaw @kcarruthers Yeah but that’s old language. The ‘pedia suggests “cruising ground”. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruising_…

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@kcarruthers [Nods] Well now the ‘pedia is implying that “beat” is an Australian word. Confused. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_beat

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@kcarruthers Is there something happening at home that we should know about?

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@kcarruthers Dunno a term for the people there though. (The UK is “cottagers” obviously.) That said “beat queen” comes to mind.

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@kcarruthers I think the US term is “beat” as in AU.

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Now playing: “Keon Woo : Fantasy Mixed Nuts in SCR (2020 - 07 - 23)” youtube.com/watch?v=g7h63q…

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sable_sonya Centrists: C’mon, folks. Stop being mean to landlords. They have human empathy, just like the rest of us.

Landlor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zF

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@dobes @paulkidd @purserj And the people are voting correctly, just how I thought it would go tonight.

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HEY PEOPLE IT IS DOWN TO THE FINAL AND THE THIRD-PLACE RUN-OFF! @dobes @paulkidd @purserj. twitter.com/_erikaroper/st…

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Now playing: “Far Away” youtube.com/watch?v=42JW9w… Brilliant video.

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@chrisjrn Exactly. I’m very tempted to get one.

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@JohnBirmingham Yes. And so is the dog. (Compulsory joke for 5 points.)

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NewtonMark “Gets paid $775,920.” Fixed it for you. twitter.com/Phildecynic/st…

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GeorgeResch If you’ve ever exercised wearing one of these, it’s probably time to get your prostate checked pic.twitter.com/CZUPBor9Bm

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@trentontheradio @CJPomfret @YoungMasterPaul Also, yeah, some of us have been following these crazies for a while…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ur

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Histreepix The Bureau of Transport. London, 1961. pic.twitter.com/CsA2SYvKUp

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@expectproblems @NewtonMark I think the plan would be to consume enough cocaine to bring the total weight back within safety margins.

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YoungMasterPaul I just had a frightening experience with an OLA driver who told me COVID was a conspiracy. I disagreed, we had a ve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ho

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Here’s a line* for @NewtonMark @expectproblems.

* See what I did there? twitter.com/caseyjohnellis…

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@NickyWill100 I’ll do got another walk tomorrow, in the sun.

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@NickyWill100 I do have a supply of masks with me, but I’m also feeling lazy.

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I so want the mask on the left. twitter.com/EricMueller/st…

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@manindotblack @zdnetaustralia It does. I’m always interested to see what the French editorial team picks up.

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pdamra Pictured below: the US two-party political system pic.twitter.com/tmDs3DDWzc

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My decision is to go downstairs. I need to get out of my room again for my mental health, but it’s probably better..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wc

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@Terryfirma Under 25 bucks! It’s a bargain.

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@RhombusHatesYou We live in strange and dangerous times.

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@NickyWill100 @mustachetoilet Some random influencer is my guess. The cervix-length shorts are a clue.

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I should get dinner at some point. But do I just go downstairs again? Do I order in? Or do I run amok in Haymarket? Difficult choices.

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mustachetoilet Workers should be slaves, if you think about it pic.twitter.com/5v3DaS1vXH

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@twcau I didn’t, but I’ll be checking out their more recent works before I record a podcast on Monday.

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@Pollytics @jsleeio @dj2mn Obviously I meant “If they hadn’t existed” etc but my phone was helping.

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Should you need it, an Anchorman Brown Wig at just AUD 22.99. costumebox.com.au/anchorman-brow… pic.twitter.com/GrCLLQqdIy

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@jsleeio Their rabbit-hole is well worth going down.

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@Pollytics @jsleeio @dj2mn If they had to existed it would have been necessary etc.

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NYMag “Antibody boy” is a very 2020 addition to the dating-profile lexicon nym.ag/2XwmAFh

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Pinboard A Zip drive back in the late nineties could store about ten thousand Web pages, which just happens to be the same c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z0

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@jennyeather @3catHill @smh I’m just asking what ED stands for. Obviously.

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@R_Chirgwin @jsleeio @Pollytics @dj2mn It’s basically well-placed slots in the fan blades and a barcode reader. The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rs

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BLMedieval All of our Matthew Paris maps are now online! blogs.bl.uk/digitisedmanus… pic.twitter.com/FPedJqfvBX

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I see that @ProjectLincoln has a new video titled “Nationalist Geographic”. youtube.com/watch?v=8x1-CV…

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NSWRFS Bush fire season starts in 6 Local Government Areas across NSW today due to local conditions. Armidale Regional, Wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dq

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natecochrane .@realDonaldTrump is such a fragile man that, of all that is crippling the US, his focus is to ban @tiktok_us.

Wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…45

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@jsleeio @Pollytics @dj2mn @R_Chirgwin Or the CRTelecaster, which is amazing. (Also this guy is clearly mad.) youtube.com/watch?v=zPKxNT…

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@jsleeio @Pollytics @dj2mn I reckon @R_Chirgwin could make the fan bass. I mean, every musician wants a fan bass. (..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3R

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@3catHill @jennyeather I guess it beats having to call in security. :)

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jennyeather From the land that gave you pineapple donuts… here’s pineapple… l-u-m-p-s pic.twitter.com/gZKQfONsNy

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@HHackenbecker @jeamland @garthk If you’re gone more than a week we’ll send a search party.

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kuangrf also here’s the speech ❤️ pic.twitter.com/wKp2RePLxs

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MaryRobinette OH MY GOD! @kuangrf! Congratulations on the Astounding Award win.

And good God, this speech is fantastic.

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@developerjack I’m assuming either the top or the notch are going to be a helipad.

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CateSpice “This will be a very nuanced and well informed debate.”

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CateSpice “Welcome to the great trans debate! On the affirmative side we have a triple PHD biologist, a trans celebrity, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nc

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jeamland Has Q been proven to be Satoshi yet?

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@jeamland @garthk This also leads down a rabbit-hole doesn’t it.

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@marketanner Curious. Thank you, that could well be the case.

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Electronicos Fantasticos! Live at Iron Island Festival 2018 youtube.com/watch?v=ANIDBu…

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@TomSear @KylieParkerCA I hadn’t thought that it would be that imposing, but here we are.

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TProphet If Twitter was hacked by a 17yo, the security problem is not the 17yo.

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Observing James’ enormous erection. pic.twitter.com/KVvkwpgf0o

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“Australia backs India over deadly border clashes with China,” so that’ll help. abc.net.au/news/2020-08-0…

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josephfcox bUt iT mUsT hAvE bEeN a NaTioN sTaTe

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josephfcox Police arrest 17 year old suspect of massive Twitter hack vice.com/en_us/article/…?

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TheOnion Federal Troops Tear-Gas Yankees Off Field So Trump Can Throw Out First Pitch bit.ly/2DiGuMx pic.twitter.com/DEc9iSXiIN

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@zdnetaustralia Also available in French. « Une étude révèle que notre utilisation des smartphones trahit notre per..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cs

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stilgherrian ICYMI Tuesday, me at @zdnetaustralia: “Smartphone usage patterns can reveal your personality type: Research”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YX

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@michaelmeloni Ah, like a Sympathetic Magic approach? This could work.

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doublebaytoday “I Don’t Drink Coffee After Midday,” Says Woman Who Dumped Her 5th Pinger at 6.30am Today: doublebaytoday.com/i-dont-drink-c… pic.twitter.com/AH2Ly7X6yw

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doublebaytoday New Dating App For People Who Think Covid Is A Scam doublebaytoday.com/new-dating-app…

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RadioFreeTom Congressman: Are the Chinese hindering a vaccine?

Eminent Scientist: No

Congressman: Welp, looks like the people..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cp

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Prediction: Today will be a great day for journalists interviewing journalists about journalism.

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@munin @SatPaper The wimple is worn where the price of replacing it cannot be afforded.

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@purserj @ApostrophePong @dobes I wonder if there’s a contest for which pair makes an egg first. Are there stork mu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VA

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@SatPaper “6. Where is a wimple worn?” They mean where in the body, not where what sort of location. I’m calling th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ec

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I got 5/10 in today’s @SatPaper quiz, I’m claiming, because question 6 is ambiguous. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2020/08/01

Also..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gc

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Sat plan, draft: Lazy start; breakfast somewhere nearby; walk wherever the mood takes me*; a little wine; a little..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2u

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missrobinson Hollywood Hotel is taking hygiene v. seriously pic.twitter.com/n8rvxRv2DA

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CaseyBriggs It’s so hot this icecream melted after being held in the sun for 20 minutes twitter.com/thesun/status/…

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anildash This will pair nicely with my mango satchel. twitter.com/johnny_suputam…

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juway_riyyah Eid Mubarak everyone. Don’t fall for their traps Muslims. pic.twitter.com/S3MSSzz5aX

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Mcely strong strategy pic.twitter.com/MGKa6APr54

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@NickyWill100 That’s pretty much my plan. I was perhaps going to record a podcast today but fuck it.

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@craigthomler I’m too lazy to scroll back. Moving house? Or just new beds?

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GrogsGamut “Part time” at least 8 hours a day, no days off. “Will eventually transition to full-time” twitter.com/taylorlorenz/s…

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willwilkinson And I’ve been bored stiff by this stuff for 30 years. twitter.com/beccalew/statu…

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@NickyWill100 I looks like a lovely day out there and I might go for a long walk. But who can say?

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To all the people who are telling me about the Downer & Downer podcast, yes I know thank you please move on.

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I see that @CARROT_app has much the same view of Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/wm8bUnkp7u

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Saturday. No need to do any more than half of your chores today. The sweet asteroid of death will not care. Saturday.

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