Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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August 17th, 2020

GSarafan OMG!! Former Mexican President @VicenteFoxQue made this ad trolling Trump so hard. I cant stop laughing. 😂😂😂😂 This..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G6

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Hey @upulie would you like an animated sketch of some planet called Jupiter? tabletopwhale.com/2019/08/02/an-… pic.twitter.com/DFQL4FzUyS

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rcalo Historians take note. People are protesting algorithms in the streets. twitter.com/huckmagazine/s…

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NavalInstitute 1956, the “Battle of Palmdale” occurred when the U.S. Air Force attempted to shoot down a runaway Navy F6F-5K..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…40

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well at least we’ve got something to look forward to?

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@NanoRaptor That may well be the way to look at it. I’ve also seen that there’s snow prediction models that show mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…os

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Oh dear, this snow forecast is getting more snow on it. pic.twitter.com/LK1UPqnHJB

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This thread deserves a’readin’. Ping @JohnBirmingham. twitter.com/kels_316/statu…

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catherinebouris I’m honestly in tears reading about the Plight of the Pom in Australia, this is so sad pic.twitter.com/LGs8Jrpdn8

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Valentine702 Look! The wonderful @cathywilcox1 did an illustration for our Covid Nursery Rhyme Competition!..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dC

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An important message from the NSW Government, Walsh Bay, Sydney. pic.twitter.com/5JXRLb3w1p

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@clintvs Cows don’t really like breakfast television. Too screechy. Mozart seems to be more their thing.

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fesshole I’m a postman. When I walk past a house that has no mail and someone from that house sees me and says, “oh good, no..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cg

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Attention Men! (And another one for @SnarkyPlatypus’ mind.) twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

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fesshole Some guy on Reddit started messaging me asking for foot photos in return for Amazon vouchers. Obviously I’m sending..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rH

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Histreepix For an unexpected third time in a row, Pope Francis wins the ‘PILF of the Year Award’. Vatican City, 2015. pic.twitter.com/plxrgjpbq5

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This remindering happened in @MichaelPascoe01’s column “Conservatives’ best weapon? ‘Cancel Culture’ and fellow tra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rG

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Reminded of Malcolm Turnbull’s 2017 effort of describing the potential removal of a statue of Captain James Cook as..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eq

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WhoresofYore This is the erect penis of a man who was hanged in the 18th century. Hanging forces blood into the penis, causing a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qu

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@master_ofsome Don’t ask me. I don’t even let that much get into my mind.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Australia needs a fully arsed breakfast program.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Also one of the worst cow costumes in the history of the universe.

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@R_Chirgwin Maybe Ms T could turn up in her own monogrammed lab coat. ;)

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@R_Chirgwin I see that some online suppliers of lab coats in the US offer free embroidery.

And here in AU. Free i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eQ

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@R_Chirgwin Not really. He’d get them at much the same price as when they’re monogrammed with the hospital’s name o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7P

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@oscartrimboli All these are wonderfully reassuring. :(

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@davidgerard @_midofo_ @dobes @mmasnick Don’t look at me. Maybe when @dobes needs to hand out some sort of punishment to @ashabeeeee.

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“Cows are better represented on Sunrise than culturally diverse Australians” news.com.au/entertainment/… pic.twitter.com/j5oIdoMLt6

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@paulkidd Earlier I found a picture of how the front door works. flickr.com/photos/scharro…

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REMINDER: Do not watch The Bad Program.

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@_midofo_ @davidgerard @dobes @mmasnick Oh FFS. I guess there’s some prick’s VC funding round sorted.

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@esseeeayeenn @manindotblack @bunjaree It’s possible from some of the pics I just found, but I don’t have the nest with me now so QON.

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@Mcali4 @bunjaree Not a hummingbird, because we don’t really have them in Australia, but that research revealed tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ch

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SuperCroup Is that the job title or the salary range? pic.twitter.com/NujpDe5dvl

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@DanielOCnr @pjf While it does indeed have black pudding, this whole concept is well out of hand.

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@RosieKingABC @dobes @drearyclocks @GladysB Well it’s your name on the article and the photo. :) But as long as you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oL

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@MattSainsb Thanks, but not as good as I’d hoped.

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@esseeeayeenn @manindotblack @bunjaree Not in non-tropical Australia it won’t be. :) Otherwise a great suggestion a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZT

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@bunjaree @jetztgibtshaue We have a number of wrens and pardalotes and finches and other zippy little motherfuckers.

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oberonsghost … this appears to be SMH code for Flemington … pic.twitter.com/tGqjVXUQnI

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“Squirrel stuffs 200 walnuts in car” (9 Oct 2019) youtube.com/watch?v=E7Ryfm…

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dididrama American men unfit for married love! Why foreign girls make better wives and lovers! Rugged working men make inadeq..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gb

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webofevil Disgraced Tory announces they’re abolishing **spins wheel** the judiciary, to be replaced by a private company owne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GM

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stephendziedzic Take a bow, online diplomacy. You have taken the *already* unwieldy and awkward handshake and - miraculously..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fj

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abcnews Mouse with a suicidal sex life missing since bushfires abc.net.au/news/2020-08-1…

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@jetztgibtshaue @bunjaree Well you see that’s basically the question I’m asking.

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@max_au @CyberGovAU @ASDGovAu @ASIOGovAu Nah, they coordinate via a private WeChat channel.

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Found just now at @bunjaree, this bird’s nest. Can anyone suggest who might have owned it? pic.twitter.com/wLmHUclB1c

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@pjf @juhasaarinen @GuardianAus And who among us hasn’t done the same?

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@_midofo_ Oh FFS is there a meme that man won’t belatedly ride? Lol.

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It’s Monday. It’s time for @theharryshearer’s “Le Show”. pca.st/bbdcf1yj

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Picketer Hedge fund dude pays $5000 a month to have his pornhub feed curated. pic.twitter.com/OJxCbeYtSE

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@stevage1 They look better with a little mud on the tracks and hearing the engine growl under load.

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Australia’s love of cops” with @oz_f pca.st/2xzjlikd

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upulie Christ almighty how much longer do we have to listen to white dudes in powerful positions whine about how much “dis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9h

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@propinqua @R_Chirgwin Apparently not. It’s a hardwood, but he’s now more than 1/3 of the way through and the batte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k5

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@stevage1 [Nods] I was going to take a photo of theirs in its working environment but my taxi arrived and they were..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fw

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chaser Channel Nine reject lack of diversity, pointing out the time they had that red haired Pauline Hanson on their show

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@R_Chirgwin He’s slicing ~50mm off one of these logs with the stated intention of making an electric guitar body. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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In which @R_Chirgwin is observing all safety precautions. (This is actually the revised plan after I suggested some..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yR

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GuardianAus Lego piece falls out of New Zealand boy’s nose after being stuck for two years theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…

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jeamland Anyone who looks at this should listen to this: iheart.com/podcast/105-be… twitter.com/MrCsandDs/stat…

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@christopherneal I suppose I should think of something to say.

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@jdub Did she comet you with questions?

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doctorow New coinage: “Surveillance lag,” the delay after a web page downloads, but before it renders, while the underlying..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DI

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“Japan wants de facto ‘Six Eyes’ intelligence status: defense chief” asia.nikkei.com/Editor-s-Picks…

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“Commonwealth racks up AU$34 million robo-debt legal bill” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/common…

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“COVIDSafe app being used in Victoria to double check manual tracers” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/covids…

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@_midofo_ @expectproblems @JustJimWillDo Oh. I just looked at the process. Looks more like a careers guidance and t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5v

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GrandmaSaidNo Colonizers will really have you believing Indigenous Peoples were uncivilized and unintelligent.

Then like 500+ y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e6

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“These hand-picked cyber warriors truly make the 609th the cutting edge of the air force’s information warfare swo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oT

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“… instilling the warrior mentality and spirit within the young, talented, highly motivated, and skilled engineer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5F

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This is excellent, and the 144p video makes it even more authentic. Also, it has the phrase “cyber warfare” so I am..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xB

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@_midofo_ @expectproblems @JustJimWillDo Look it’s An Australian Government Initiative so how dare you question it.

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@JustJimWillDo @expectproblems OK I don’t think I need this rabbit-hole any more.

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@markhumphries @expectproblems @JustJimWillDo They mean SO well, and yet… And thanks for this reminder of one of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bS

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markhumphries @stilgherrian @expectproblems @JustJimWillDo Love this. Having flashbacks. youtube.com/watch?v=JDPQfk…

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@ScottFitzG @dobes @bubandbob @MacqDictionary Yep. :) Its development paralleled my growing knowledge, so I’ve been..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F9

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@JonoH Well that’s what I thought. And even hotter inland.

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@ScottFitzG @dobes @bubandbob @MacqDictionary (Also I’m just reporting my one little data point.)

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@ScottFitzG @dobes @bubandbob @MacqDictionary Oh dear, you’re going to lexicographersplain at me? :) I idid lexicog..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F6

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Therefore remove the power lines. twitter.com/purserj/status…

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@JustJimWillDo @expectproblems I need to know the song now. I cannot speak to this perky engineer’s lack of formali..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dR

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@ScottFitzG @dobes @bubandbob @MacqDictionary And yet /ˈprɪmə/ is what I was taught in South Australia. [Insert standard joke here.]

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@dobes @bubandbob @MacqDictionary The OED will blow your mind. This is for the book kind of thing. pic.twitter.com/6thyvT6gjZ

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SavageLucia Norcal weather today pic.twitter.com/m8O4vIrWgX

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@NewtonMark @misosusanowa @JohnBirmingham No regular News Corp column for Mr Birmingham any time soon, I’d wager.

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No Logie for Best Actor in this one, but there’s some interesting shots that @expectproblems and @JustJimWillDo may..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…94

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ASIOGovAu Hi internet, ASIO here. I spy a new Twitter account. We thought it would be fun if you followed us for a change…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z0

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@GreenJ Crowded, poorly-ventilated performance space over several days? It’s not an unreasonable number. A bus driver could do the same.

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@JohnBirmingham Once upon a time JB called me his “inappropriate muse” over a fairly mild proposal involving tentac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6l

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@JohnBirmingham On THAT cartoon: “It was a bit like walking around the corner on an otherwise pleasant day to be co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cd

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@misosusanowa @JohnBirmingham Yeah JB is a professional. Do not try this at home.

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@JohnBirmingham Related: The biggest ever fatberg found in a sewer was 250 metres long and weighed 130 tonnes. standard.co.uk/news/london/bi…

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“The Australian’s butthurt victimhood,” in which @JohnBirmingham uses phrases such as ” truly, madly, you-gotta-be-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QL

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Did coronavirus slip into NZ by cold freight?” pca.st/t4hw02it

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“Whitewash on the box: how a lack of diversity on Australian television damages us all” theconversation.com/whitewash-on-t…

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Snow in south-eastern Australia over the next 5 days. enjoy. on.windy.com/3unmv pic.twitter.com/E6ulTLut5n

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For those of us using real units, it’s 54.4C. How does this compare with your patch, @JonoH? twitter.com/NWSWPC/status/…

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@paulwallbank @dobes We have an ample sufficiency, thanks Paul.

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@_midofo_ @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah that last board is appalling. Admittedly I never know and of the sports stars or act..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EF

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@dobes @paulwallbank Yeah this is going to be lovely for everyone.

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Also this is happening Wednesday lunchtime. I’m thinking of going myself. twitter.com/efa_oz/status/…

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Further alleged plans but in fact not a shag may be found on the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, finally: Coffee; catch up with your replies and other messages; story pitches and related reading and res..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m4

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So, @SnarkyPlatypus, another round of Where Is Kazakstan from “Richard Osman’s House of Games”. Not much glory here..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E8

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@semibogan @EconKilljoy He’s a he, though I forget how I know this, and yeah he is notorious. He’s one of about a d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XG

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@semibogan @EconKilljoy I forget who first posted the video, but my reaction was “I know that place! I know that bird!”

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@davidgerard @rohan_p @ElPrezAU @dobes I know my coffee is still being consumed but I am having trouble processing all this.

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@semibogan What also amuses me is that the story still gets a run well over a year later. theguardian.com/environment/20… I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5w

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At least it’s sunny today in the Blue Mountains. Standard explanation for that first hour’s temperatures apply. pic.twitter.com/V9rdaA26kz

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Monday. Reconsider your last three choices which were larger than a football. Monday.

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@MichaelH_PhD @davidgerard I am uncultured. Also, wtf is even happening with UK Labour? (Don’t answer that. I’m going to bed.)

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@davidgerard I know. Amusing, isn’t it. (Except that people will die.)

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johnthelutheran I tweeted this as a joke, but I could actually right fancy one of these..twitter.com/johntheluthera…Ot

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SkinnerPm The Onion remains our truest vital truth teller. twitter.com/theonion/statu…

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PlanningShit Stairway to Heaven or at least a trip to A&E! twitter.com/sadwifesadlife…

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ChristopherJM This is wild. Question-response from Lukashenko and the few hundred people at his bused-in rally in Minsk earlier:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mr

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johnmcternan It’s a good offer. Take it. twitter.com/liveuamap/stat…

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