I don’t understand why sloths have so few toes so I’m going to bed now. Gorn.
RT @sylmobile: I don’t want to unnecessarily concern everyone, but @stilgherrian and @JohnBirmingham ARE DISCUSSING THE END OF CIVILISATION…
@thegrugq @kcarruthers @zdnetaustralia Kate is basically impossible.
@JohnBirmingham Exactly. https://t.co/rfdBOEbF5G
RT @stilgherrian: Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Why both Huawei and BTS share the cyber stage with powerful nations†https://t.co/9p4ZGCbQfd Cont…
@JohnBirmingham I do love that photo of you too. I’m glad that one was your handout.
@kcarruthers @zdnetaustralia @thegrugq Hahaha that’s Major General Marcus Thompson to you and me. Well, maybe not t… https://t.co/mzXkex9BRH
@MsLods @zdnetaustralia @thegrugq Thank you, but it’s all down to @thegrugq’s excellent presentation. Which you can… https://t.co/bjPZrVI2e6
@TeamBloomart @JohnBirmingham Excellent. :) The next few episodes should be fun too, but I always enjoy chatting with JB.
You can always support “The 9pm Edict†podcast and my other dodgy online activities* at https://t.co/8NKSo5SyRq. Al… https://t.co/iO6gEfXMph
This is the first of five Spring Special episodes with special guests. Next week it’s space archaeologist… https://t.co/Iw0RWl2YAV
NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm End of Civilisation with @JohnBirmingham†https://t.co/4ZYCwpol9f
Also on Spreaker… https://t.co/tQVsdjoGft
@JohnBirmingham Well, Australian internet upload speeds permitting.
Things are going to plan. “The 9pm Edict†podcast w@JohnBirminghamgham will actually be online by 9pm. Stand by.
@jonoabroad @purserj @jameelajamil @GrogsGamut Don’t drag me into this.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Why both Huawei and BTS share the cyber stage with powerful nationsâ€â€¦ https://t.co/9xj9rrQzy6
@SuperCroup You shouldn’t disembowel a rabbit bare-handed.

LloydLlewJ There are 93 penises in the Bayeux Tapestry; 88 belong to horses and humans account for the rest.
#phallusthursday pic.twitter.com/mAhHlft1hS
Fri plan, remainder: Quick little nanna nap; edit and post podcast with @JohnBirmingham; in parallel with that, TGIF but not too much.
Meanwhile, today @JohnBirmingham has deployed the phrase “giant homunculus of rancid spam carved into a living effi… https://t.co/Bs4pXYPyYH
@expectproblems Well someone has to.
@SuperCroup Terrifying.
How is this a “devastating blow� Lol. https://t.co/6PCLqJSBWD
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains history, K-pop (no really), 5G, and plenty of cybers.
Mind you most episodes of “60 Minutes†are a miscarriage of justice. https://t.co/YMgrGL06Nw
RT @kascribe: #FTW Don’t Kill my Darlings, pleeease! The editor changed ‘cactusness’ to ‘situation’ but I went in to bat for it. WDYT? Ca…
@GreenJ It’s all very confusing.
RT @phbarratt: I don’t think it’s in Morrison’s best interest to start demanding that people produce evidence to support the policies they…
@GreenJ Is this a sex thing?
@jetztgibtshaue Well, sort of.
“First ever� I wrote about the ACSC’s actual first threat report in 2015.
https://t.co/O6qGV9c6uI
There was anoth… https://t.co/V2L3gtCmq6
Oh right. Scott Morrison. I see.
@HartWexford I have this horrible feeling that it’s about something else though. I think the bus is a metaphor.
The bus thing is something really stupid, I assume? (Don’t @ me. It’s a rhetorical question.)
RT @sexenheimer: Weird that the No Trespass sign downloaded off the internet didn’t work. https://t.co/eIYz6sLzP1
RT @brunobbouchet: The 100% accurate power rankings of BIG THINGS IN AUSTRALIA. Don’t bother commenting, this isn’t up for discussion #TheL…
Correct. https://t.co/rnCxtIxX1r
RT @NewtonMark: The mistake here is in thinking that there has ever been a national consensus on hotspots, or that a national consensus on…
RT @NewtonMark: @Pollytics I keep saying: The Premiers should just run NC and only invite him when there’s bad news to deliver. He’s not ad…
RT @GrogsGamut: Man takes his bat and ball and goes home in a huff https://t.co/vWZ4kOpX3X
Coming up very shortly at 1300 AEST, @USSC’s monthly US election panel, this time with Mark Textor & Zoe Daniel.… https://t.co/DiXto6q9LW
Currently outside my window is a tiny bird that I won’t be able to photograph: a red-browed finch or red-browed fir… https://t.co/Gng7sVR4jL

Il pleut. pic.twitter.com/HRosguDfge
Writing now. Quiet please.
Listening to today’@7ampodcastst, “Here comes the recessipca.st/k5qqh6qwgwFCDv
@franksting That’s a fantastic photo.
Listening to today’@abcnewsws Coronacast, “Why Christmas could be a super-spreading evepca.st/kzo61qayjTA8wq
@NewtonMark Now this IS interesting. I can see what their strategy might be here and they could be onto something.… https://t.co/H2Jn5Luupa
@misosusanowa True. Three peas in a pod. Also, the core three countries of a five-nation alliance. Happy days!
@zackwhittaker This is very @NuclearAnthro and @ArmsControlWonk areas. :)
RT @ABCFactCheck: You may have seen images of packed Berlin streets accompanying claims of 5 million people attending an anti-lockdown prot…
@misosusanowa I guess that’s one way of looking at it, yes. Good luck to you all for November.
@CDunnart Lol I know about the dunnart. You’re safe.
There’s always another depth he can plumb… https://t.co/lCkebxQYxm
@NewtonMark Also, I have the mobile numbers of people at DFAT who could help out the defence minister in these matt… https://t.co/JJwNllQYEM
@rohan_p @dobes @rycrozier I still reckon this project, only semi-related, is the benchmark. https://t.co/RsZHVKsNcd
@NewtonMark I’ve seen enough presentations on the Law of Armed Conflict wrt cybers to know that this is a much-disc… https://t.co/SzuuRRoeZu
@NewtonMark From the Defence website’s FOI log, a basic introduction to the Law of Armed Conflict for soldiers.… https://t.co/zZDOOyOnF9
Attn: @dobes @rycrozier @rohan_p I think you should consider this a challenge. https://t.co/JSjAVaGMgy
@dobes @_BertHandsome #headdesk (Remember when we used to do that?)
@riskybusiness I’m no expert, no, but I’m learning quickly.
Look I know that schadenfreude isn’t always a good look but I am brimming over with it right now.
I’m now hoping that since this 4-bedroom 2-bathroom house was their “stepping stone to get into the market†(!!!) t… https://t.co/190beNVpjv
What fuckin’ drama queens.
Further quotes from the story:
“People walk past, and they say, ‘Oh wow, what’s happened there?’, in disgust.
“We… https://t.co/344AbFsKxp
“We just wanted a house where we could have a yard for the kids,†they say, but then it’s suddenly very clear that’… https://t.co/sDuzcLSO5X
Yes the entitled sookage in this story is both remarkable and unsurprising. https://t.co/sNDV6Hcsnn
Fri plan, once I finish shouting: Write for @zdnetaustralia; 1300 watch @USSC US election panel with Mark Textor &… https://t.co/5scDd7FHgl
RT @GrogsGamut: Oh geez, AFR. “Australian workers could be up to $2500 better off from July 1 next year”. Yeah nice lede.
Good that you p…
OMFG THE HOUSES WERE SO CLOSE THEY WERE TOUCHING WAIT UNTIL THEY FIND OUT ABOUT TERRACES AND APARTMENTS. https://t.co/FyKHFLeTzD

I hope week do get a thunderstorm in the Blue Mountains later today. pic.twitter.com/IHLHJ8IIpJ
Friday. The correct angle is 4.5°. The incorrect angle 28.7°. Friday.