Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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September 6th, 2020

@itgrrl It’s very stupid. In a good way.

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I’ve just discovered “Intelligence” on ABC iView and it seems to be suitably amusing. Premise: Up-himself NSA guy s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1F

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@staticsan @NewtonMark This is true. Bunjaree Cottages has been booking out most weekends lately.

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@paulbam3 Pour yourself a large one then. :) Sometimes bitter and twisted is the correct response to reality.

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I could so rock this look. Costumer might need to let out the waist a bit. twitter.com/HamillHimself/…

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@paulbam3 Meh. I just know that for some people these days aren’t exactly a celebration.

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@NewtonMark @TripAdvisor There’s some amazingly cheap deals for Hamilton Island and the like right now. :)

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Oh look thanks to you and @riskybusiness and others, @joneaves, but it’s not a worry at all. Distant past. “All blo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EA

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@ajsta @ConversationEDU Without answering your question directly, it would seem that people shouldn’t focus on day-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0f

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Sorry, I’m not very good with Fathers Day. Because reasons.

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Just because someone is very closely related to you doesn’t mean they’re not a cunt. pic.twitter.com/nuZMxzoGh6

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ChristiaanVanV People aren’t “pro-lockdown” they are just “anti-having-to-turn-the-local-ice-skating-rink-into-a-morgue”.

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fesshole I have gone slightly crazy since lockdown and will now happily stand around my flat, alone, meowing to myself and m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V7

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Histreepix British Prime Minister Boris Johnson sporting his favourite lederhosen, surrounded by his critically acclaimed ‘fla..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FO

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@jetztgibtshaue @CptHollingworth Lol. I think that’s one of his regular characters. Beautiful work.

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@jonoabroad @sylmobile @johnb78 Work by @snurb_dot_info and his colleagues has shown that the aus pol hash tag is j..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4A

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@_midofo_ I bet it changes once it spreads further beyond my direct followers though.

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@skwashd Nah, I wanted three names. And it’d split the vote.

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@CptHollingworth And who said Americans can’t do satire? :)

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@JaneCaro That does seem to be where the number are heading, yes. But I’m running the poll for two days to see if that changes things.

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jdub It’s uncomfortable to voice concerns about Victorian handling of COVID-19 when most of the people bitterly complain..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s4

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@moylecroft Not in the “last three”, no. [Rolls eyes.]

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ConversationEDU “We applaud this strategy. The virus does not obey a timeline.”

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@sylmobile @johnb78 I probably need to catapult this poll into the aus pol hash tag, which as you may remember I have muted forever.

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KidsWriteJokes Q:What does a mad scientist mouse who’s gone quackers say?

A: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE EEEEEEEEEEE..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ft

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@Rhys_Needham @PaulFoord2 Yes, people I trust have said that Abbott can be a lovely dinner companion, and he conces..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cZ

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@PaulFoord2 @Rhys_Needham Abbott does seem to be the greater sociopath, but then I haven’t met either of them.

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@SuperCroup I suspect you’ll be in the minority, but I’ll see how this plays out over the next two days.

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kenchengcomedy society has come so far! before, people were racist and now, people are racist while having “good intentions”

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@R_Chirgwin @jd_3o3 Yep, I recognised the exact spot. I’m usually coming back by cab, so in the passenger seat, so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vh

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IMPORTANT POLL: Which of Australia’s three most recent Labor prime ministers was the shittest? (This is non-partisa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iK

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IMPORTANT POLL: Which of Australia’s three most recent Liberal prime ministers was the shittest? (This is non-parti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d2

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@Sheeds_au Well, potentially every party room meeting. ;)

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@R_Chirgwin @jd_3o3 No I haven’t. I don’t know how I’ve missed it. I’ll investigate further when I get a chance. (A..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DY

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I’m not at all concerned that Scott Morrison is a shit carpenter. I’m totally concerned that he’s a shit Prime Minister.

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@jd_3o3 @R_Chirgwin Wait, is that just up on Railway Parade?

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cxi This is still one my favorite umbrella memes :) twitter.com/thekitze/statu…

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gregmw4 ‘Yes, okay, smart-arse, it does say ‘only inflate the emergency hover-skirts one you’ve left the carriage…’ pic.twitter.com/Dt9ODO9oFu

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@Sheeds_au It really is quite depressing.

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Histreepix American schoolchildren learn to defend themselves against a scientifically-informed worldview. Texas, 1956. pic.twitter.com/4Y0AeO8cEx

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stilgherrian REMINDER: “Lift COVID restrictions with great care — the effects may not be seen for months”.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1Ac

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But this ZDNet article was also pretty good. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

Anyway the Weekly Wrap also includes some rec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m7

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The key thing this week was obviously this podcast. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 536: Cybers and a chat at the start of spring” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/53… Covers 31 August..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2E

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thehistoryguy Freddie Oversteegen died today in 2018. As a girl she used to seduce SS men in Holland, take them into the woods an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gb

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rixxtr OH: The real DNS was the one we found along the way.

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MoyleTali Happy Fathers Day
This is the largest group of chicks I have seen with a male emu, with 29 different sizes chicks!..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9J

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I am aware of the police vs goat thing, thank you.

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@swearyanthony @dobes @purserj Quite possibly. I get the impression there’s one particularly eager bird, and this o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aH

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@dobes @purserj Across the courtyard, beyond photo range, someone has put out some food and 12+ jerkbirds have gathered.

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Beware the Shopping Thief Jerkbird of Katoomba. @dobes @purserj pic.twitter.com/vixxGMBh6C

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Alighting at K-town. Maybe 10% tops of my fellow passengers are wearing masks.

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weskrantz Is that you Bilbo pic.twitter.com/ABMKB6XkTj

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@eddit0r @TrevClark1958 That’s the traditional time, yes.

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TrevClark1958 This cover of ‘Popular mechanics’ caught my eye, but to be honest I’ve no idea what on earth they are suggesting wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fj

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NewtonMark Ben Fordham reported the “building a cubby house for his daughter” story in June. Every single time Morrison says a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…He

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“A goat with no respect for authority climbed into a deputy’s car, chewed on her paperwork, and knocked her to the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vf

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1followernodad capitalism pic.twitter.com/xv2LW4U2X5

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theriverfed Not if you held a gun to my head. pic.twitter.com/aQHmBhZNKC

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SkerryKerri Father’s day cards get better as the kids get older. pic.twitter.com/H1vn3DGvSx

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TBrown_80 Follow your heart, kids. pic.twitter.com/1VVoVybWsg

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@kpfaulkner Well CNN was happy to run with it, though saying “This photo is in the book” rather than “This photo is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…24

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@NewtonMark Sure. But we need to keep repeating that motherhood statement, I think, because Certain People still d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vL

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indica Americans seem to think finding a vaccine is like slaying a movie boss, wherein all the baddies drop dead. It’s not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Is

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@EndRoadwork @erstkate One of the key principles of vaudeville, yes.

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REMINDER: “Lift COVID restrictions with great care — the effects may not be seen for months”.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1Ac

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@erstkate … only that there’s so many more surprises to come.

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@JohnBirmingham @SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren Eight week s is a long time in politics. What else can we loom forward to?

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I want to make sure @JohnBirmingham sees this. And @SnarkyPlatypus. And @jpwarren. And the entire world, really.

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You know how I keep saying there’s always another level below the one we’re at… twitter.com/Pervaizistan/s…

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Sun plan, crack of noon edition: Shopping and errands, Katoomba; confirm plans for the week ahead; Weekly Wrap; Sun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CN

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@NewtonMark Who says Americans can’t do satire? :)

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It was nicer in the Blue Mountains yesterday. pic.twitter.com/rEjy4hBvvA

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So “Multiple boats sink during Trump Boat Parade on Lake Travis” is a headline. cbsaustin.com/news/local/mul…

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@JonoH @MidBedsAlanV @OldProgger @ExC__Gale @m4ttso Goddammit we have to fact-check every damn thing these days!

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Although why this is the last item in my YouTube history is something I can’t explain. youtube.com/watch?v=rkpG4X…

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[Checks time.] This explains a number of things. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Sunday. Serried squads of centipedes stand sentinel on the shore. Sunday.

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m4ttso I love this. A man is interviewed about living next to a dangerous bend in the road. pic.twitter.com/2BcpixBKbV

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@MrMichaelSpicer Love your work, @MrMichaelSpicer. I’m just some drunk writer in Australia.

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