@itgrrl It’s very stupid. In a good way.
I’ve just discovered “Intelligence†on ABC iView and it seems to be suitably amusing. Premise: Up-himself NSA guy s… https://t.co/rYHOldcM1F
@paulbam3 Good lad. :)
@staticsan @NewtonMark This is true. Bunjaree Cottages has been booking out most weekends lately.
@paulbam3 Pour yourself a large one then. :) Sometimes bitter and twisted is the correct response to reality.
I could so rock this look. Costumer might need to let out the waist a bit. https://t.co/azdTdkDPVZ
@paulbam3 Meh. I just know that for some people these days aren’t exactly a celebration.
@NewtonMark @TripAdvisor There’s some amazingly cheap deals for Hamilton Island and the like right now. :)
Oh look thanks to you and @riskybusiness and others, @joneaves, but it’s not a worry at all. Distant past. “All blo… https://t.co/xtyEFM37EA
@ajsta @ConversationEDU Without answering your question directly, it would seem that people shouldn’t focus on day-… https://t.co/w0S60kwI0f
Sorry, I’m not very good with Fathers Day. Because reasons.
Just because someone is very closely related to you doesn’t mean they’re not a cupic.twitter.com/nuZMxzoGh6oGh6
RT @ChristiaanVanV: People aren’t “pro-lockdown†they are just “anti-having-to-turn-the-local-ice-skating-rink-into-a-morgueâ€.
RT @fesshole: I have gone slightly crazy since lockdown and will now happily stand around my flat, alone, meowing to myself and making cat…
RT @Histreepix: British Prime Minister Boris Johnson sporting his favourite lederhosen, surrounded by his critically acclaimed ‘flash’ schu…
@jetztgibtshaue @CptHollingworth Also this is some excellent merch. https://t.co/6lmAhiyE5Z
@jetztgibtshaue @CptHollingworth Lol. I think that’s one of his regular characters. Beautiful work.
@sacarlin48 Arf! Arf!
@jonoabroad @sylmobile @johnb78 Work by @snurb_dot_info and his colleagues has shown that the aus pol hash tag is j… https://t.co/zonT2FAq4A
@_midofo_ Sounds about right.
@_midofo_ Already have. :)
@_midofo_ I bet it changes once it spreads further beyond my direct followers though.
@skwashd Nah, I wanted three names. And it’d split the vote.
@CptHollingworth And who said Americans can’t do satire? :)
@JaneCaro That does seem to be where the number are heading, yes. But I’m running the poll for two days to see if that changes things.
RT @jdub: It’s uncomfortable to voice concerns about Victorian handling of COVID-19 when most of the people bitterly complaining appear to…
@moylecroft Not in the “last threeâ€, no. [Rolls eyes.]
RT @ConversationEDU: “We applaud this strategy. The virus does not obey a timeline.”
Epidemiologists Dr Laxman Bablani + Dr Driss Alt Ouak…
Also attn: #auspol https://t.co/NqkHjEdxSn
@sylmobile @johnb78 I probably need to catapult this poll into the aus pol hash tag, which as you may remember I have muted forever.
RT @KidsWriteJokes: Q:What does a mad scientist mouse who’s gone quackers say?
A: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…
@Rhys_Needham @PaulFoord2 Yes, people I trust have said that Abbott can be a lovely dinner companion, and he conces… https://t.co/dH4KxmCRcZ
@finishedlast Indeed.
@PaulFoord2 @Rhys_Needham Abbott does seem to be the greater sociopath, but then I haven’t met either of them.
@SuperCroup I suspect you’ll be in the minority, but I’ll see how this plays out over the next two days.
kenchengcomedy society has come so far! before, people were racist and now, people are racist while having “good intentions”
@R_Chirgwin @jd_3o3 Yep, I recognised the exact spot. I’m usually coming back by cab, so in the passenger seat, so… https://t.co/KHZQQKaqVh
IMPORTANT POLL: Which of Australia’s three most recent Labor prime ministers was the shittest? (This is non-partisa… https://t.co/cRcAf5Z9iK
IMPORTANT POLL: Which of Australia’s three most recent Liberal prime ministers was the shittest? (This is non-parti… https://t.co/J2frAkwdd2
@Sheeds_au Well, potentially every party room meeting. ;)
@R_Chirgwin @jd_3o3 No I haven’t. I don’t know how I’ve missed it. I’ll investigate further when I get a chance. (A… https://t.co/ggAmb3DQDY
I’m not at all concerned that Scott Morrison is a shit carpenter. I’m totally concerned that he’s a shit Prime Minister.
@jd_3o3 @R_Chirgwin Wait, is that just up on Railway Parade?
RT @cxi: This is still one my favorite umbrella memes :) https://t.co/JDg9AuQzmN
RT @gregmw4: ‘Yes, okay, smart-arse, it does say ‘only inflate the emergency hover-skirts one you’ve left the carriage…’ https://t.co/Dt9…
@Aitch_El @JamesPMorrison Oops lol.
@Sheeds_au It really is quite depressing.
Histreepix American schoolchildren learn to defend themselves against a scientifically-informed worldview. Texas, 1956. pic.twitter.com/4Y0AeO8cEx
@RealNickHodge @dobes Looks quite successful so far.
RT @stilgherrian: REMINDER: “Lift COVID restrictions with great care — the effects may not be seen for months†https://t.co/dz0XIzrQzt
Ful…
But this ZDNet article was also pretty good. https://t.co/yWoIiAMiw9
Anyway the Weekly Wrap also includes some rec… https://t.co/xje9X3fwm7
The key thing this week was obviously this podcast. https://t.co/Bt56KqQckM
NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 536: Cybers and a chat at the start of spring†https://t.co/4VRgIx6aKF Covers 31 August… https://t.co/KE2S4voW2E
@GordyPls @kels_316 @RealNickHodge @dobes Uhoh.
@kels_316 @RealNickHodge @dobes FRONT TOWARD EMUS.
RT @thehistoryguy: Freddie Oversteegen died today in 2018. As a girl she used to seduce SS men in Holland, take them into the woods and sho…
rixxtr OH: The real DNS was the one we found along the way. #PyConlineAU
Hey @RealNickHodge @dobes they’ve mustered a platoon. https://t.co/UYlTgeEwOy
RT @MoyleTali: Happy Fathers Day
This is the largest group of chicks I have seen with a male emu, with 29 different sizes chicks!
#WildOz #…
I am aware of the police vs goat thing, thank you.
@joannejacobs @dobes @purserj Correct.
@swearyanthony @dobes @purserj Quite possibly. I get the impression there’s one particularly eager bird, and this o… https://t.co/C5P8lXmzaH
@stickymeringue @paulkidd This is all terrible.
@dobes @purserj Across the courtyard, beyond photo range, someone has put out some food and 12+ jerkbirds have gathered.
Beware the Shopping Thief Jerkbird of Katoomba. @dobes @purserj pic.twitter.com/vixxGMBh6C
Alighting at K-town. Maybe 10% tops of my fellow passengers are wearing masks.
#purpletrain, briefly. pic.twitter.com/Qi0TDcyqXK
weskrantz Is that you Bilbo pic.twitter.com/ABMKB6XkTj
@eddit0r @TrevClark1958 That’s the traditional time, yes.
@eddit0r @TrevClark1958 Read the thread, Eddie. :)
RT @TrevClark1958: This cover of ‘Popular mechanics’ caught my eye, but to be honest I’ve no idea what on earth they are suggesting with th…
RT @NewtonMark: Ben Fordham reported the “building a cubby house for his daughter†story in June. Every single time Morrison says anything…
“A goat with no respect for authority climbed into a deputy’s car, chewed on her paperwork, and knocked her to the… https://t.co/ZCYQxNvTvf
1followernodad capitalism pic.twitter.com/xv2LW4U2X5
theriverfed Not if you held a gun to my head. pic.twitter.com/aQHmBhZNKC
SkerryKerri Father’s day cards get better as the kids get older. pic.twitter.com/H1vn3DGvSx
RT @TBrown_80: Follow your heart, kids. https://t.co/1VVoVybWsg
@kpfaulkner Well CNN was happy to run with it, though saying “This photo is in the book†rather than “This photo is… https://t.co/GQhyg4BQ24
@NewtonMark Sure. But we need to keep repeating that motherhood statement, I think, because Certain People still d… https://t.co/jqiou1lEvL
RT @indica: Americans seem to think finding a vaccine is like slaying a movie boss, wherein all the baddies drop dead. It’s not. A vaccine…
@EndRoadwork @erstkate One of the key principles of vaudeville, yes.
REMINDER: “Lift COVID restrictions with great care — the effects may not be seen for monthsâ€â€¦ https://t.co/Mvk4xDj1Ac
@NewtonMark Also this. https://t.co/TklW9diJ6X
@jonoabroad @JohnBirmingham Thank you. :)
@erstkate … only that there’s so many more surprises to come.
@JohnBirmingham @SnarkyPlatypus @jpwarren Eight week s is a long time in politics. What else can we loom forward to?
I want to make sure @JohnBirmingham sees this. And @SnarkyPlatypus. And @jpwarren. And the entire world, really.
You know how I keep saying there’s always another level below the one we’re at… https://t.co/dh1w7UAbYU
Sun plan, crack of noon edition: Shopping and errands, Katoomba; confirm plans for the week ahead; Weekly Wrap; Sun… https://t.co/ZcGKxG03CN
@joannejacobs True. But I have to go out soon.
@NewtonMark Who says Americans can’t do satire? :)
It was nicer in the Blue Mountains yesterday. pic.twitter.com/rEjy4hBvvA
And this is just gorgeous. https://t.co/LX4Y1mBqR3
So “Multiple boats sink during Trump Boat Parade on Lake Travis†is a headline. https://t.co/MHFPGslnd1
@JonoH @MidBedsAlanV @OldProgger @ExC__Gale @m4ttso Goddammit we have to fact-check every damn thing these days!
@RhombusHatesYou Mate it’s not THAT bad.
@JustJimWillDo So, you’re a centipede?
Although why this is the last item in my YouTube history is something I can’t explain. https://t.co/zNwktc3KRE
[Checks time.] This explains a number of things. https://t.co/a3Q7vHWjCy
Sunday. Serried squads of centipedes stand sentinel on the shore. Sunday.
Penguins.
@munin Watching videos.
HONK.
m4ttso I love this. A man is interviewed about living next to a dangerous bend in the road. pic.twitter.com/2BcpixBKbV
@MrMichaelSpicer Love your work, @MrMichaelSpicer. I’m just some drunk writer in Australia.