Gorn.

gaileyfrey Yet another night lost to thinking about the fact that humans have four nostrils pic.twitter.com/DzFFhjqF0Z
@HartWexford I like being the trigger for an “anyone else”.
@HartWexford That’s OK then.
This euphemism is terrible. twitter.com/jplonie/status…
@HartWexford Is it too late to point out that the TV series M*A*S*H was single-camera?
@HartWexford Well that last one is certainly a thing, yes.
Sorry, I forgot to put the word “criminal” in that tweet. But then so did he.
Is “reassured by Alan Tudge” even a valid sequence of words? twitter.com/AlanTudgeMP/st…
I am thrilled by the fact that my sleep patterns are fucked up again.
NewtonMark Did anyone ever get to the bottom of why Mitch McConnell looked like he was about to slough his skin off?
viveka @NewtonMark The places we do our work do shape our work. It’s no surprise that the bland, half-arsed pablum that’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1a
“Victoria’s Government will establish a dedicated agency to run the state’s hotel quarantine system,” and the priso..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wO
NewtonMark They keep saying “newsroom” like it’s something special. It’s just an open plan office with 1990s style cubicle wal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uJ
MargaretSimons Very significant: VicPol submission squarely places responsibility for decision to use private security on NATIONAL CABINET. [Interesting]
patstokes [waving a spotlight from my balcony] Look, if the RAF can’t take care of Goering that’s their problem, not mine.
twitter.com/LozzaFox/statu…
@glengyron Maybe they’re all Nazis.
Yet another classic Adelaide experience. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…
LURKING IN A TAVERN! twitter.com/DeathMedieval/…
@JunkConnection @zaichishka But a Welsh Samurai is a great premise to start with. :) It can be your first novel, Eleanor!
@glengyron Congratulations.
@paulwiggins Excellent. Yes, I spend WAY more time now “consuming” longer-cycle media — documentaries but also week.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dsC
BriannaWu “Data Analyst” working with Trump and Sidney Powell trying to trick Trump supporters into getting her a £51,000 Mac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TI

carolduncan “Get a whippet!”, they said. “Gentle & sensitive dogs.”, they said. They left out the batshit crazy bit. 🤦♀️🤦♀️ pic.twitter.com/BxuxdRATVw
Someone should tell the FREEDOM! arsehats that Sweden is one of the more socialist countries on the planet. twitter.com/swearyanthony/…
@jodiem Indeed. And up here we’ve had these surges up and down with the weather. AND CHRISTMAS IS COMING. What a time to be alive!
@mnxmoosi Seems fair. It’s hard to keep track of things down there.
@franksting Well if they had been then everything turned out for the best, right?
stilgherrian I don’t like this “Reservoir Dogs” remake, @dobes @purserj. twitter.com/KazStocks/stat…
@franksting I know that arson is an ugly word, but…
@JunkConnection My pleasure. And I look forward to the Welsh version. ;)

Today I learned about cyanotrichite and it made me very happy. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyanotric… pic.twitter.com/KZtyjs6yRI
@jodiem They are an essential part of a healthy life. Or an unhealthy life. Or, as we can perhaps call it, life.
Mon plan, a retrospective: Since it turned into a brain maintenance day, I’m happy that I upgraded the bird feeding..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e6
@estjune83 You’re too kind.
@JunkConnection That would be lovely, yes thank you, though payment is certainly not required. :P I know a large pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IT
The monster under my bed was a bit of a sook about a headbutt or something like that. twitter.com/MarcusCVance/s…
Beheaded a member of the Royal Family. twitter.com/itvnews/status…
drunkenmadman Can’t tell if this account is genuinely crazy or a very creative satire twitter.com/neversociaiism…
@RachaelHasIdeas @swearyanthony @GrogsGamut @upulie I am happy not to be in this thread any more. I’ve seen this di..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h9

arielbogle To those patriots who created their accounts today just to like Lijian Zhao’s tweet, welcome to Twitter. pic.twitter.com/xCfv4Ada2J
Pollytics Every PM between Menzies and Hawke: Russian belligerence.
Keating: Half of ASEAN baiting him about our place in As..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VW
REMINDER: Do not watch The Bad Program.
@johnb78 @DrRhysPockett Lol that’s on my Netflix to-watch list! Well, re-watch, but it’s SO long since I saw it.
@JunkConnection Hey no worries. :) I’ve added it to my reading list — which is perhaps not as wonderful as you migh.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yrt
Ping @DrRhysPockett @johnb78.
@NewtonMark @morebento Well yes, you’re from Adelaide. Stands to reason.
This looks interesting. But you know what? Even though I misuse the word “cyber” with gay abandon — see what I did.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sbo
SwiftOnSecurity Big News: I’ve been analyzing 100GB of election data and I think I’ve made a breakthrough into why it shows anomali..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7P
@johnallsopp We would be so much better off without nature.
@morebento @NewtonMark I have not. Does it have bauxite in it?
To be fair, I suspect most of us would be more than happy to sack at least 1 in 10 of our family members. Especiall..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sk
bigjsl The shark has been jumped. Bloody cray cray! Bet she’s an antivaxer too. Can’t have that sort of crazy mother to yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CL
@johnallsopp It was cloudy.

@morebento @NewtonMark I mean if they wanted to, China could change this with one announcement. pic.twitter.com/KgxdQHKsDB
@morebento @NewtonMark Maybe, maybe not. “China’s African iron ore adventure will be filler, not killer” says AFR,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e8
sydneymardigras We’re on the hunt for the next generation of queer music artists! Join our second EXPRESS YOURSELF music showcase -..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bN
evacide The other half has no security team and/or is lying. twitter.com/wbm312/status/…
@NewtonMark @JustJimWillDo @sylmobile Sure. But how much?
@oberonsghost Sensible.
@oberonsghost Things a bit raucous down below, eh?
@NewtonMark @JustJimWillDo @sylmobile My question now is how much does it cost to be licked by pigs. Please quote a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qZ
@JustJimWillDo @sylmobile @NewtonMark Looks like they upgraded from a PC-12. This photo is still on their About pag..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5l
@flightradar24 Ah. Thanks, I thought that might have been the case. I’ll ping one of the local #avgeek mob to fix this. Cheers!

@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @sylmobile It is very shiny and very lickable. pic.twitter.com/YjgOV4RYMK
@NewtonMark @sylmobile Also VH-VTF is owned by these guys, a charter company, and their only aircraft is their shin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LP
Full Moon is right now at 2030 AEDT.
johnthelutheran “Ah, Mr Bond, I’ve been expecting you.” twitter.com/inthemoodfortw…
@NewtonMark @sylmobile That’s what I said. :) twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
MacqDictionary The Macquarie Dictionary 2020 Word of the Year is #doomscrolling. What do you think? You can vote for the People’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dN

@flightradar24 It seems you’re still showing a photo of the previous incarnation of VH-THY. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s… pic.twitter.com/J07hQggiXQ
@sylmobile Interestingly until not long ago VH-THY was a Bell UH-1 Iroquois but since 28 May 2020 that rego is assi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LE
@jonoabroad Exactly. It’s a mistake anyone could make.
@jonoabroad No, I’m Stil. Elke is your dog.
@sylmobile Getting imagery of their shiny PC-24, that is.
@sylmobile I know that VH-THY is often used for film shots and the like, so maybe this is a photographic flight? Sy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H0
sexenheimer What are we going to do if the Chinese don’t take down their meme? They already know we’ve pinky-promised not to do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ic
snurb_dot_info I know it’s not exactly difficult to do so because he’s all buttons and loose wiring at the best of times anyway –twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fgwq
LARGE FLAPPY EARS. twitter.com/joannejacobs/s…
Oh, and read this thread from earlier. twitter.com/jim_mussared/s…
“A Bluetooth revamp touted to fix Australia” COVIDSafe app connectivity flaws” by @ashabeeeee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zG
@JustJimWillDo No, I haven’t written a proper thing about it, but here’s that thread. It also contains a link to th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gH
Lol I hadn’t realised that Richard Wilkins was busy being Richard Wilkins again last week.
“Bob Dylan: Australia’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8G
Pollytics The PRC continues to play Scott Morrison like a fiddle. That’s because he is an idiot. Name me a single PM in the l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u8
“Home Affairs wants to expand telco security reform notification requirements” by @ashabeeeee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1Q
“A Defence chopper sparked Canberra’s Namadgi bushfire, but its crew didn’t tell authorities the location for 45 mi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wR
@fewenfarbetween It does, though it’s a tad cloudy here tonight.
@krfsm Thank you. Alas it’s going to be cloudy here tonight.
Two hours until Full Moon at 2030 AEDT.
Four hours until Full Moon at 2030 AEDT.
MacqDictionary One of the Honourable Mentions this year was the derogatory term, #Karen. You can vote for this or another word as..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LO
NewtonMark If you’d like any of your tweets reviewed, just @-mention @ScottMorrisonMP, and he’ll find a senior career public s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XA
@jeamland Wow. Is Q sending us a message?

AequoEtBono The money, or the box? pic.twitter.com/4ufKDFDfKq
@jeamland “Go fuck yourself” is three words.
Lol yeah good luck with that. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…
@JustJimWillDo I’m watching another rosella eating and this one is a little jittery about the newly blocked sight l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lQ
“Thinking of using apps as part of your marcom strategy? Appetiser Apps co-founder Jamie Shostak examines COVIDSafe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…we
Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “What’s going on with the AstraZeneca/Oxford vaccine?” pca.st/op238vv1

@JustJimWillDo And we have our first happy customer. pic.twitter.com/tNRFWSZaCg
@stevage1 @zdnetaustralia If such a circumstance should arise I’d be more than happy to learn a new thing.

@JustJimWillDo Indeed, that crimson rosella came down to watch what was going on. pic.twitter.com/W0odMMsZbL
@JustJimWillDo Perhaps, but this log and its friend have a Purpose, and their Purpose is to hold up the Frying Pan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jA

The aforementioned trolley with a log on it. pic.twitter.com/eNIANvOYk7
Oh, and read @RoyceRk2’s interview with @VTeagueAus, “Raising Hell: Cracking COVIDSafe: In Apps We Trust”. roycekurmelovs.substack.com/p/crackingcovi…
Anyway as I said I’m having a Big Sook Day today so I’m going to fetch the trolley and put a log on it.I’ll deal wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zu
The sad part is that I don’t even mean this as a partisan political thing. I mean this as a structural and institut..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kZ
Mind you the Australian government is a bit shit at most things these days. twitter.com/bluntshovels/s…
I haven’t read this properly, but it appears that once more the Australian government isn’t computering very well w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B6
Should you be interested that Launch of Australia’s Cyber Security Sector Competitiveness Plan 2020 is at us02web.zoom.us/webinar/regist….
Further alleged plans and all the usual things are in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
I might watch the launch of AustCyber’s new Cyber Security Sector Competitiveness Plan at 1800 AEDT but then again I might not.
Mon plan, finally: Oh dear, it’s after midday already. Despite my intention to finish writing a thing for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zs
This is referring to Saturday night. The daytime temperature was more than +16°C above average for the end of Novem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3z
air_heritage We are now crowdsourcing stories/images regarding civil aviation for the 2021 traveling exhibition #TimeFlies! We a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C0
Well this is interesting, Victoria… twitter.com/MargaretSimons…
ParrotOfTheDay Important job at @BirdlifeOz for someone qualified in conservation biology, environmental science: assessing impact..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aB
@benbarren @leighsales Sounds about right.
These are beautiful and I think @upulie needs to know about them. twitter.com/EndlessForms/s…
@kels_316 Oh dear God yes. I am familiar with the term “manoeuvrist” and the kind of people who use it because reas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…51
@Epigrammist They don’t want to follow the warmist agenda.
@duckbytheoboe I had to look that up, and now I am both amused and curious. Thanks!

SketchesbyBoze gonna tell my kids that this is Charles Dickens 😌 pic.twitter.com/uaTc7VaxqL
Oh this is so going to fuck with people’s heads, and I love it. twitter.com/nickjohnferns/…

There’s a narrative in this somehow… pic.twitter.com/qDnRxcG4QN

It’s a cool and cloudy day in the Blue Mountains today. A much-needed respite from the heat. pic.twitter.com/je1je7NaWV
Mon plan, some background: I failed to set an alarm for this morning, so with the cooler weather I slept all the wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PE

Our pair of wonga pigeons can be quite amusing sometimes. pic.twitter.com/yxm0dacoYg
I must confess that this tweet was automated. I slept through everything this morning and I’m most disappointed. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Monday. Your status is fragile. Compare your nose with your left ear, and decide carefully. Monday.
Just 12 hours until Full Moon at 2030 AEDT.
@indiescribe Vodka.
@ariaflame Oh that thing. :) OK let’s leave it lol.
@ariaflame Also, it was only a few weeks ago that I finally remembered our historical connection. Assuming I am right. Sorry.
@ariaflame Oh yes, clear them all out. And ignore that man.

@ApostrophePong @wolfcat Lol here is another good photo. pic.twitter.com/WByMqQS3rM
@ApostrophePong @wolfcat Oh yes and of course no Asian faces in the Murdoch tabloids lol.
@ApostrophePong @wolfcat You’re probably right, actually, SMH and The Age because they did the larger-format wrap-arounds.
@ApostrophePong @wolfcat Ooh. So was it the former Fairfax Age/SMH or the Murdoch ones? I dunno. You were contracte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bd
@wolfcat @ApostrophePong Oh here we are. This was a Melbourne Cup wraparound in the Daily Telegraph and the Herald..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2G
@jeffsonstein But as luck would have it, the fire didn’t go crazy. Unlike the similar fire in Victoria in 2009. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sat…
@jeffsonstein Also, the train was nearly empty. One of the least to come down from Mt Victoria. It reeked of wood s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xY
@jeffsonstein It was, though on the day, literally as I was leaving, a Rural Fire Service crew came down to check o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5v
Mind you, that tweet was from one of those attention seeking make-money-fast cunts, so fuck him.
Wot? Sure! I’ll start another one. twitter.com/AyAy_Ron69/sta…
@jeffsonstein See also cane toads. :)
@jeffsonstein I happened to be leaving for some work in Melbourne on the key day, but the few people on the train..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h4
@jeffsonstein No no no, it was like 3 hectares and 30km away, and there’s no way a fire down there can hit me up he..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YO
@jeffsonstein Or your “math” as Americans say.
@jeffsonstein Cool. :) But yeah, after the worst-ever year here, and on your left-hand coast, anything that can red..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8r
@jeffsonstein Mate, I have an app on my phone to warn me, and after the fire at Faulconbridge today I was reminded..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7R
@jeffsonstein Hahaha! Are you bushfiresplaining me? ;)

@ApostrophePong @wolfcat Lol remember this one? pic.twitter.com/lcnRXj42yh
@jeffsonstein Well the wind has subsided, and there’s a smattering of raindrops tonight, but the really summer is y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q4
@ApostrophePong @wolfcat But that really was a beautiful morning in Cowra.
@ApostrophePong @wolfcat But not in the National Mall, because that is a cliché. Finding a new angle on DC is a challenge.
@hellohistoria Hahahaha! Did you punch them?

pixelatedboat Hmm it’s almost as if this guy is a complete moron pic.twitter.com/wSGOtOAFrt
@Gwyntaglaw @swearyanthony @upulie I mean this may be controversial, but can’t we just drown them all? (More broadl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P8
@Gwyntaglaw @swearyanthony @upulie True, true… but it is no longer the 19th century.
@sexenheimer @kels_316 Lol yes you’re right. :) This shows the difference between Melbourne SovCits and, well, the entirety of Belarus.
@wolfcat @ApostrophePong This is one of my favourite photos of ‘Pong though. Taken at Cowra first thing in the morn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HZ
@wolfcat @ApostrophePong Thanks. I wish I’d had a camera better than a phone of 13 years ago, but the light and the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e6
@Gwyntaglaw @swearyanthony @upulie Or, as I am on record as saying decades ago, “Opera is a collision of music and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6Z
@Gwyntaglaw @swearyanthony @upulie Imagine if Janáček had been born 50 years later and lived through WW2 before wri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LE
culturewars2 French intellectuals are destroying manliness
@Gwyntaglaw @swearyanthony @upulie So normal operatic cheerfulness eh?

mikko_2015 A 900-page book listing what people search on Google. pic.twitter.com/IWqKVOGkpv
Oh yeah now THIS is thinking. Ping @kels_316 for the strategy. twitter.com/BFreeTheatre/s…
@Gwyntaglaw @swearyanthony @upulie Janáček? Really? Oh FFS.
somersetchris Brexit in one tweet twitter.com/DFDSGroup/stat…
@swearyanthony @upulie Did you pluck the wings off flies as a child?
@jeffsonstein Yeah we’re having a lot of fun here atm.
@swearyanthony @upulie Take a deep breath, Anthony. I agree with your core proposition.
@jonkudelka This may be true. Over the years I’ve had unfortunate interaction with echidnas. Unlike this placid quo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZL
@jonkudelka Nor will an echidna.
@swearyanthony @upulie Without addressing the taste issue, which is a personal preference, I agree that opera is of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UD
@jonkudelka That’s a very good quoll, and as you may know I am a quoll fan and we have some quolls here at Bunjaree.
@nazzer Right then.
@LapTop006 They’re efficient like that.
@jonkudelka Ooooh I missed the quoll.
@swearyanthony @upulie @unsungsongs I think our solution, eventually, was to find the baby that was meant to be in the pram.
@swearyanthony @upulie @unsungsongs Suddenly remembering when @unsungsongs and I were refused service at a Newcastl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0x
@swearyanthony @upulie See also @unsungsongs’ 2007 opus, “Mozart cover bands rake in the moolah” smh.com.au/national/mozar…
@swearyanthony @upulie And most of the works are 18th and 19th century Eurocolonial bullshit.
@swearyanthony @upulie So, ages ago I did the maths. Every seat at an opera performance in Australia is subsidised..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tz
@skwashd Mate. No.
@sspencer_63 @MichaeCarey @captain_stavros @markhumphries Wait, this would be in Codes of Practice, not the Act.
@sspencer_63 @MichaeCarey @captain_stavros @markhumphries I can’t be arsed looking up the Broadcasting Services Act..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yK
@LapTop006 I believe you have what they call a “professional salary”. :)
@LapTop006 Yeah I’ve only got half a bottle left.
@jonkudelka How many are you going to print ?
@jonkudelka This is very good. I mean, VERY good.
Don’t get me started on this. I have whisky.
s/some/most/ twitter.com/LapTop006/stat…
Reminding myself that the distance from Liverpool to Manchester is basically the same as the Sydney CBD to Penrith,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ul
@petstarr @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @MrNigelNg At least it’s not margarine.
@MichaeCarey @sspencer_63 @captain_stavros @markhumphries @cameronwilson Australia is… wonderful? :(