Gorn.

gaileyfrey Yet another night lost to thinking about the fact that humans have four nostrils pic.twitter.com/DzFFhjqF0Z
@HartWexford I like being the trigger for an “anyone elseâ€.
@HartWexford That’s OK then.
This euphemism is terrible. https://t.co/B2wWpE7n98
@HartWexford Is it too late to point out that the TV series M*A*S*H was single-camera?
@HartWexford Well that last one is certainly a thing, yes.
Sorry, I forgot to put the word “criminal†in that tweet. But then so did he.
Is “reassured by Alan Tudge†even a valid sequence of words? https://t.co/vt5e9DZot6
I am thrilled by the fact that my sleep patterns are fucked up again.
RT @NewtonMark: Did anyone ever get to the bottom of why Mitch McConnell looked like he was about to slough his skin off?
RT @viveka: @NewtonMark The places we do our work do shape our work. It’s no surprise that the bland, half-arsed pablum that’s been emanati…
“Victoria’s Government will establish a dedicated agency to run the state’s hotel quarantine system,†and the priso… https://t.co/BD9btk82wO
RT @NewtonMark: They keep saying “newsroom†like it’s something special. It’s just an open plan office with 1990s style cubicle walls where…
MargaretSimons Very significant: VicPol submission squarely places responsibility for decision to use private security on NATIONAL CABINET. [Interesting]
RT @patstokes: [waving a spotlight from my balcony] Look, if the RAF can’t take care of Goering that’s their problem, not mine.
https://t…
@glengyron Maybe they’re all Nazis.
Yet another classic Adelaide experience. https://t.co/eeaihdngB7
LURKING IN A TAVERN! https://t.co/V3pVkZrjxA
@JunkConnection @zaichishka But a Welsh Samurai is a great premise to start with. :) It can be your first novel, Eleanor!
@glengyron Congratulations.
@paulwiggins Excellent. Yes, I spend WAY more time now “consuming†longer-cycle media — documentaries but also week… https://t.co/HURX0oSdsC
RT @BriannaWu: “Data Analyst†working with Trump and Sidney Powell trying to trick Trump supporters into getting her a £51,000 Mac Pro, whi…
RT @carolduncan: “Get a whippet!â€, they said. “Gentle & sensitive dogs.â€, they said. They left out the batshit crazy bit. 🤦â€â™€ï¸ðŸ¤¦â€â™€ï¸ https://…
Someone should tell the FREEDOM! arsehats that Sweden is one of the more socialist countries on the planet. https://t.co/1fRve8JykG
@jodiem Indeed. And up here we’ve had these surges up and down with the weather. AND CHRISTMAS IS COMING. What a time to be alive!
@mnxmoosi Seems fair. It’s hard to keep track of things down there.
@franksting Well if they had been then everything turned out for the best, right?
RT @stilgherrian: I don’t like this “Reservoir Dogs†remake, @dobes @purserj. https://t.co/HgSfkfVXDH
@franksting I know that arson is an ugly word, but…
@JunkConnection My pleasure. And I look forward to the Welsh version. ;)
Today I learned about cyanotrichite and it made me very happy. https://t.co/lriWFGovcP https://t.co/KZtyjs6yRI
@jodiem They are an essential part of a healthy life. Or an unhealthy life. Or, as we can perhaps call it, life.
Mon plan, a retrospective: Since it turned into a brain maintenance day, I’m happy that I upgraded the bird feeding… https://t.co/4WDJDllbe6
@estjune83 You’re too kind.
@JunkConnection That would be lovely, yes thank you, though payment is certainly not required. :P I know a large pr… https://t.co/Hj6S9fIDIT
The monster under my bed was a bit of a sook about a headbutt or something like that. https://t.co/WLVB1uEqDr
Beheaded a member of the Royal Family. https://t.co/JqBiH7s8gI
RT @drunkenmadman: Can’t tell if this account is genuinely crazy or a very creative satire https://t.co/gi9Nl9YJ3n
@RachaelHasIdeas @swearyanthony @GrogsGamut @upulie I am happy not to be in this thread any more. I’ve seen this di… https://t.co/j7PXNrflh9

arielbogle To those patriots who created their accounts today just to like Lijian Zhao’s tweet, welcome to Twitter. pic.twitter.com/xCfv4Ada2J
RT @Pollytics: Every PM between Menzies and Hawke: Russian belligerence.
Keating: Half of ASEAN baiting him about our place in Asia
Howar…
REMINDER: Do not watch The Bad Program.
@johnb78 @DrRhysPockett Lol that’s on my Netflix to-watch list! Well, re-watch, but it’s SO long since I saw it.
@JunkConnection Hey no worries. :) I’ve added it to my reading list — which is perhaps not as wonderful as you migh… https://t.co/UQS8IqKYrt
Ping @DrRhysPockett @johnb78.
@NewtonMark @morebento Well yes, you’re from Adelaide. Stands to reason.
This looks interesting. But you know what? Even though I misuse the word “cyber†with gay abandon — see what I did… https://t.co/iTWrn7qsbo
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Big News: I’ve been analyzing 100GB of election data and I think I’ve made a breakthrough into why it shows anomalies.…
@johnallsopp We would be so much better off without nature.
@morebento @NewtonMark I have not. Does it have bauxite in it?
To be fair, I suspect most of us would be more than happy to sack at least 1 in 10 of our family members. Especiall… https://t.co/AaGvJJ4eSk
RT @bigjsl: The shark has been jumped. Bloody cray cray! Bet she’s an antivaxer too. Can’t have that sort of crazy mother to your children.…
@johnallsopp It was cloudy.

@morebento @NewtonMark I mean if they wanted to, China could change this with one announcement. pic.twitter.com/KgxdQHKsDB
@morebento @NewtonMark Maybe, maybe not. “China’s African iron ore adventure will be filler, not killer†says AFR,… https://t.co/l36CCwjne8
RT @sydneymardigras: We’re on the hunt for the next generation of queer music artists! Join our second EXPRESS YOURSELF music showcase - ap…
RT @evacide: The other half has no security team and/or is lying. https://t.co/TmWGxpxkOn
@NewtonMark @JustJimWillDo @sylmobile Sure. But how much?
@oberonsghost Sensible.
@oberonsghost Things a bit raucous down below, eh?
@NewtonMark @JustJimWillDo @sylmobile My question now is how much does it cost to be licked by pigs. Please quote a… https://t.co/CcPIJ6jJqZ
@JustJimWillDo @sylmobile @NewtonMark Looks like they upgraded from a PC-12. This photo is still on their About pag… https://t.co/86pJ4zQ85l
@flightradar24 Ah. Thanks, I thought that might have been the case. I’ll ping one of the loca#avgeekek mob to fix this. Cheers!

@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @sylmobile It is very shiny and very lickable. pic.twitter.com/YjgOV4RYMK
@NewtonMark @sylmobile Also VH-VTF is owned by these guys, a charter company, and their only aircraft is their shin… https://t.co/uNFuCl1FLP
Full Moon is right now at 2030 AEDT.
RT @johnthelutheran: “Ah, Mr Bond, I’ve been expecting you.†https://t.co/EXvoxjci2a
@NewtonMark @sylmobile That’s what I said. :) https://t.co/FIsgoGXkrd
RT @MacqDictionary: The Macquarie Dictionary 2020 Word of the Year is #doomscrolling. What do you think? You can vote for the People’s Choi…
@flightradar24 It seems you’re still showing a photo of the previous incarnation of VH-THY. https://t.co/FJ6MuUNIb2 https://t.co/J07hQggiXQ
@sylmobile Interestingly until not long ago VH-THY was a Bell UH-1 Iroquois but since 28 May 2020 that rego is assi… https://t.co/4NXOmIRULE
@jonoabroad Exactly. It’s a mistake anyone could make.
@jonoabroad No, I’m Stil. Elke is your dog.
@sylmobile Getting imagery of their shiny PC-24, that is.
@sylmobile I know that VH-THY is often used for film shots and the like, so maybe this is a photographic flight? Sy… https://t.co/KxVT6pwmH0
RT @sexenheimer: What are we going to do if the Chinese don’t take down their meme? They already know we’ve pinky-promised not to do anymor…
RT @snurb_dot_info: I know it’s not exactly difficult to do so because he’s all buttons and loose wiring at the best of times anyway — but…
LARGE FLAPPY EARS. https://t.co/iAbMiIP6Az
Oh, and read this thread from earlier. https://t.co/doIqFlKNh0
“A Bluetooth revamp touted to fix Australia’’ COVIDSafe app connectivity flaws†by @ashabeeeee… https://t.co/ICMVBlXQzG
@JustJimWillDo No, I haven’t written a proper thing about it, but here’s that thread. It also contains a link to th… https://t.co/PvD0uXzUgH
Lol I hadn’t realised that Richard Wilkins was busy being Richard Wilkins again last week.
“Bob Dylan: Australia’s… https://t.co/8ygs3l2R8G
RT @Pollytics: The PRC continues to play Scott Morrison like a fiddle. That’s because he is an idiot. Name me a single PM in the last 50 ye…
“Home Affairs wants to expand telco security reform notification requirements†by @ashabeeeee… https://t.co/KOkiLGHm1Q
“A Defence chopper sparked Canberra’s Namadgi bushfire, but its crew didn’t tell authorities the location for 45 mi… https://t.co/4vp3nxQ5wR
@fewenfarbetween It does, though it’s a tad cloudy here tonight.
@krfsm Thank you. Alas it’s going to be cloudy here tonight.
Two hours until Full Moon at 2030 AEDT.
Four hours until Full Moon at 2030 AEDT.
RT @MacqDictionary: One of the Honourable Mentions this year was the derogatory term, #Karen. You can vote for this or another word as the…
RT @NewtonMark: If you’d like any of your tweets reviewed, just @-mention @ScottMorrisonMP, and he’ll find a senior career public servant w…
@jeamland Wow. Is Q sending us a message?

AequoEtBono The money, or the box? pic.twitter.com/4ufKDFDfKq
@jeamland “Go fuck yourself†is three words.
Lol yeah good luck with that. https://t.co/jKtTFBvnow
@JustJimWillDo I’m watching another rosella eating and this one is a little jittery about the newly blocked sight l… https://t.co/FHGXAjtNlQ
“Thinking of using apps as part of your marcom strategy? Appetiser Apps co-founder Jamie Shostak examines COVIDSafe… https://t.co/rcIdqkSLwe
Listening to today’@abcnewsws Coronacast, “What’s going on with the AstraZeneca/Oxford vaccpca.st/op238vv11zuZWL9O

@JustJimWillDo And we have our first happy customer. pic.twitter.com/tNRFWSZaCg
@stevage1 @zdnetaustralia If such a circumstance should arise I’d be more than happy to learn a new thing.

@JustJimWillDo Indeed, that crimson rosella came down to watch what was going on. pic.twitter.com/W0odMMsZbL
@JustJimWillDo Perhaps, but this log and its friend have a Purpose, and their Purpose is to hold up the Frying Pan… https://t.co/FEkYHWnAjA

The aforementioned trolley with a log on it. pic.twitter.com/eNIANvOYk7
Oh, and read @RoyceRk2’s interview with @VTeagueAus, “Raising Hell: Cracking COVIDSafe: In Apps We Trustâ€. https://t.co/LlXzp7ZkLy
Anyway as I said I’m having a Big Sook Day today so I’m going to fetch the trolley and put a log on it.I’ll deal wi… https://t.co/FoI8BzYQzu
The sad part is that I don’t even mean this as a partisan political thing. I mean this as a structural and institut… https://t.co/Jwt3LjuHkZ
Mind you the Australian government is a bit shit at most things these days. https://t.co/anlogKqHvG
I haven’t read this properly, but it appears that once more the Australian government isn’t computering very well w… https://t.co/6Aqot99aB6
Should you be interested that Launch of Australia’s Cyber Security Sector Competitiveness Plan 2020 is at https://t.co/nFjpg9kx4n.
Further alleged plans and all the usual things are in the Weekly Wrap. https://t.co/4texdwjgTG
I might watch the launch of AustCyber’s new Cyber Security Sector Competitiveness Plan at 1800 AEDT but then again I might not.
Mon plan, finally: Oh dear, it’s after midday already. Despite my intention to finish writing a thing for… https://t.co/0QDruWwYZs
This is referring to Saturday night. The daytime temperature was more than +16°C above average for the end of Novem… https://t.co/zb6nC1pb3z
RT @air_heritage: We are now crowdsourcing stories/images regarding civil aviation for the 2021 traveling exhibition #TimeFlies! We are loo…
Well this is interesting, Victoria… https://t.co/cTeW11Gztq
RT @ParrotOfTheDay: Important job at @BirdlifeOz for someone qualified in conservation biology, environmental science: assessing impact of…
@benbarren @leighsales Sounds about right.
These are beautiful and I think @upulie needs to know about them. https://t.co/gtQ7jC3Cvg
@kels_316 Oh dear God yes. I am familiar with the term “manoeuvrist†and the kind of people who use it because reas… https://t.co/hp5sSSEg51
@Epigrammist They don’t want to follow the warmist agenda.
@duckbytheoboe I had to look that up, and now I am both amused and curious. Thanks!
RT @SketchesbyBoze: gonna tell my kids that this is Charles Dickens 😌 https://t.co/uaTc7VaxqL
Oh this is so going to fuck with people’s heads, and I love it. https://t.co/89lomatlph

There’s a narrative in this somehow..pic.twitter.com/qDnRxcG4QNQN

It’s a cool and cloudy day in the Blue Mountains today. A much-needed respite from the heatpic.twitter.com/je1je7NaWVWV
Mon plan, some background: I failed to set an alarm for this morning, so with the cooler weather I slept all the wa… https://t.co/gKBFNvJnPE

Our pair of wonga pigeons can be quite amusing sometimes. pic.twitter.com/yxm0dacoYg
I must confess that this tweet was automated. I slept through everything this morning and I’m most disappointed. https://t.co/EPWYMN4krK
Monday. Your status is fragile. Compare your nose with your left ear, and decide carefully. Monday.
Just 12 hours until Full Moon at 2030 AEDT.
@indiescribe Vodka.
@ariaflame Oh that thing. :) OK let’s leave it lol.
@ariaflame Also, it was only a few weeks ago that I finally remembered our historical connection. Assuming I am right. Sorry.
@ariaflame Oh yes, clear them all out. And ignore that man.

@ApostrophePong @wolfcat Lol here is another good photo. pic.twitter.com/WByMqQS3rM
@ApostrophePong @wolfcat Oh yes and of course no Asian faces in the Murdoch tabloids lol.
@ApostrophePong @wolfcat You’re probably right, actually, SMH and The Age because they did the larger-format wrap-arounds.
@ApostrophePong @wolfcat Ooh. So was it the former Fairfax Age/SMH or the Murdoch ones? I dunno. You were contracte… https://t.co/NuMbr4OABd
@wolfcat @ApostrophePong Oh here we are. This was a Melbourne Cup wraparound in the Daily Telegraph and the Herald… https://t.co/P5Svq85E2G
@jeffsonstein But as luck would have it, the fire didn’t go crazy. Unlike the similar fire in Victoria in 2009. https://t.co/FYJOAkdKa8
@jeffsonstein Also, the train was nearly empty. One of the least to come down from Mt Victoria. It reeked of wood s… https://t.co/EAPtxBrJxY
@jeffsonstein It was, though on the day, literally as I was leaving, a Rural Fire Service crew came down to check o… https://t.co/MM4TWq5u5v
Mind you, that tweet was from one of those attention seeking make-money-fast cunts, so fuck him.
Wot? Sure! I’ll start another one. https://t.co/7dErvp04ff
@jeffsonstein See also cane toads. :)
@jeffsonstein I happened to be leaving for some work in Melbourne on the key day, but the few people on the train… https://t.co/Zs4JH4pvh4
@jeffsonstein No no no, it was like 3 hectares and 30km away, and there’s no way a fire down there can hit me up he… https://t.co/72YFS9HvYO
@jeffsonstein Or your “math†as Americans say.
@jeffsonstein Cool. :) But yeah, after the worst-ever year here, and on your left-hand coast, anything that can red… https://t.co/A7bgJLyZ8r
@jeffsonstein Mate, I have an app on my phone to warn me, and after the fire at Faulconbridge today I was reminded… https://t.co/9t9aDJLF7R
@jeffsonstein Hahaha! Are you bushfiresplaining me? ;)

@ApostrophePong @wolfcat Lol remember this one? pic.twitter.com/lcnRXj42yh
@jeffsonstein Well the wind has subsided, and there’s a smattering of raindrops tonight, but the really summer is y… https://t.co/s5bJfC3cQ4
@ApostrophePong @wolfcat But that really was a beautiful morning in Cowra.
@ApostrophePong @wolfcat But not in the National Mall, because that is a cliché. Finding a new angle on DC is a challenge.
@hellohistoria Hahahaha! Did you punch them?
RT @pixelatedboat: Hmm it’s almost as if this guy is a complete moron https://t.co/wSGOtOAFrt
@Gwyntaglaw @swearyanthony @upulie I mean this may be controversial, but can’t we just drown them all? (More broadl… https://t.co/0h2BR05WP8
@Gwyntaglaw @swearyanthony @upulie True, true… but it is no longer the 19th century.
@sexenheimer @kels_316 Lol yes you’re right. :) This shows the difference between Melbourne SovCits and, well, the entirety of Belarus.
@wolfcat @ApostrophePong This is one of my favourite photos of ’Pong though. Taken at Cowra first thing in the morn… https://t.co/V1vsTD1qHZ
@wolfcat @ApostrophePong Thanks. I wish I’d had a camera better than a phone of 13 years ago, but the light and the… https://t.co/8iOEfsZme6
@Gwyntaglaw @swearyanthony @upulie Or, as I am on record as saying decades ago, “Opera is a collision of music and… https://t.co/0CUL9rg16Z
@Gwyntaglaw @swearyanthony @upulie Imagine if JanáÄek had been born 50 years later and lived through WW2 before wri… https://t.co/nuqpPLf7LE
culturewars2 French intellectuals are destroying manliness
@Gwyntaglaw @swearyanthony @upulie So normal operatic cheerfulness eh?

mikko_2015 A 900-page book listing what people search on Google. pic.twitter.com/IWqKVOGkpv
Oh yeah now THIS is thinking. Ping @kels_316 for the strategy. https://t.co/U3YFfblqei
@Gwyntaglaw @swearyanthony @upulie JanáÄek? Really? Oh FFS.
RT @somersetchris: Brexit in one tweet https://t.co/kRu36I23dd
@swearyanthony @upulie Did you pluck the wings off flies as a child?
@jeffsonstein Yeah we’re having a lot of fun here atm.
@swearyanthony @upulie Take a deep breath, Anthony. I agree with your core proposition.
@jonkudelka This may be true. Over the years I’ve had unfortunate interaction with echidnas. Unlike this placid quo… https://t.co/ga898RxQZL
@jonkudelka Nor will an echidna.
@swearyanthony @upulie Without addressing the taste issue, which is a personal preference, I agree that opera is of… https://t.co/oHoIRtbuUD
@jonkudelka That’s a very good quoll, and as you may know I am a quoll fan and we have some quolls here at Bunjaree.
@nazzer Right then.
@LapTop006 They’re efficient like that.
@jonkudelka Ooooh I missed the quoll.
@swearyanthony @upulie @unsungsongs I think our solution, eventually, was to find the baby that was meant to be in the pram.
@swearyanthony @upulie @unsungsongs Suddenly remembering when @unsungsongs and I were refused service at a Newcastl… https://t.co/5PEDcG540x
@swearyanthony @upulie See also @unsungsongs’ 2007 opus, “Mozart cover bands rake in the moolah†https://t.co/WrRm1mOiCV
@swearyanthony @upulie And most of the works are 18th and 19th century Eurocolonial bullshit.
@swearyanthony @upulie So, ages ago I did the maths. Every seat at an opera performance in Australia is subsidised… https://t.co/ki7pCMxMTz
@skwashd Mate. No.
@sspencer_63 @MichaeCarey @captain_stavros @markhumphries Wait, this would be in Codes of Practice, not the Act.
@sspencer_63 @MichaeCarey @captain_stavros @markhumphries I can’t be arsed looking up the Broadcasting Services Act… https://t.co/yiamHLQqyK
@LapTop006 I believe you have what they call a “professional salaryâ€. :)
@LapTop006 Yeah I’ve only got half a bottle left.
@jonkudelka How many are you going to print ?
@jonkudelka This is very good. I mean, VERY good.
Don’t get me started on this. I have whisky.
s/some/most/ https://t.co/r0givsMXKG
Reminding myself that the distance from Liverpool to Manchester is basically the same as the Sydney CBD to Penrith,… https://t.co/OXVrDzBJUl
@petstarr @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @MrNigelNg At least it’s not margarine.
@MichaeCarey @sspencer_63 @captain_stavros @markhumphries @cameronwilson Australia is… wonderful? :(