Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 2nd, 2020

@NewtonMark You’ve got a point. TV people who haven’t done live radio are usually incapable of handling the hosting..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bB

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@NewtonMark Also, please let me know how many points you get in the quiz.

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@NewtonMark Lol. I’m curious to find out if this episode holds up. I think it got a bit ragged by the fourth hour.

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My first read of this was “unties undies” but now I’m not so interested. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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@EnsignR @dobes From the delivery guy, fine. From @dobes, yeah not so much.

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@NewtonMark @oldscarab @expectproblems @dobes Heh. My safety briefing for Tanzania a decade ago included doing my o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rp

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It’s Monday morning in The America. To all my friends and associates there, best wishes for the next few days. What..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fL

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@bigbadave Agreed. After time out bush, when I was a lad and did a bunch of hikes, the hot shower or bath was the key thing.

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@bigbadave [Nods.] There’s a scene in Babylon Berlin, set in 1929 Berlin, where two characters go to a similar bath..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9a

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REMINDER: Two-thirds of the people who tweet at you are of below-average intelligence.

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@bigbadave Yeah that’s just you. He was in the bath(house), and therefore vulnerable, and they struck.

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@timpoliti A sauna is not unreasonable in Russia.

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@awelder @dobes We’re, you know, Big In Singapore.

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@hughstephens @jpwarren @dobes I wish to make is clear that as of this date there is no Pornhub video involving eit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…52

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I’m going to say it again, but these promo screenshots of me and @dobes are really quite suss, even if the videos a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8V

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OK there’s a lot happening here… twitter.com/MoscowTimes/st…

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@glengyron I have no Korean. Except for [NAME REDACTED] but that’s a whole different story.

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@glengyron There’s something I’m not getting here. Sanuk or sanook is a Thai word meaning, loosely, fun with a grou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ug

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@4rizmendi Baby Shark is pretty damn good though.

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@corduroy @AnnabelAstbury No look this isn’t a crappy porn video (unfortunately).

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Enjoying @PreetBharara talking with @Kasparov63 and the latter’s thought that it’ll be more than just four more yea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G5

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@AnnabelAstbury Very disappointing. Clearly he’s spent a lot of time at the gym.

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@indiescribe The pizza guy never lives up to the mythology.

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@NewtonMark @LapTop006 @expectproblems @dobes That’s brilliant, though I looks like they’re using 2-litre engines r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8L

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Sadly the hot guy with rubber gloves who turned up at the door was just delivering my dinner.

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@goofrider @NewtonMark @expectproblems @dobes I mean you say that but it’s been getting solid coverage since 2019.

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cameronwilson I’m voting for Joe Biden because of Hunter Biden. I was on the fence but the FJ vid pushed me over the line, that was cool as hell

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@jplonie The latter. Mine doesn’t have anything to watch. I have not yet transitioned back to video.

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@LapTop006 @NewtonMark @expectproblems @dobes No this was at most a 1200cc engine and had about 11 moving parts..

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REMINDER: Do not watch The Bad Program.

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@dobes @NewtonMark @cameronwilson @jpwarren Well yes. And then you have sex with them and approve a few tens of mil..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kv

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People who expect email responses same-day lol.

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@expectproblems @NewtonMark @dobes You’re right, I’m simply not imaginative enough. Sorry, Elissa.

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stilgherrian Pro Tip: Make sure your employment contract states exactly which pub. smh.com.au/politics/feder… pic.twitter.com/gYwySTdaWU

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stilgherrian VICPOL IS SO WOKE LOL. twitter.com/tiredandstrong…

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stilgherrian The next 48 hours are going to be insane. And the 72 hours after that even more so. And then after that… etc.

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@expectproblems @NewtonMark @dobes It seriously needs repainting. Though that said, I had an ex who when we were to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KS

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@adair1946 @rohan_p Which means… you’re allowed to litter in heaven?

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@NewtonMark @dobes @cameronwilson @jpwarren I’m loving the fact-checking of “Yeah there was this guy and he had the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vj

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@jpwarren @dobes @NewtonMark @cameronwilson I wonder whether we’ll see an apology. Also can someone download the st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zw

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I am constantly in awe of @nampix’s photojournalism. Fires, storms, and such are his elements. twitter.com/walkleys/statu…

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@TomWKoch @tacticalmaid Thank. Yeah there seems to be such an enormous variation. The official figures being announ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2v

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@erstkate Yeah I have no subtlety. But I am so over Greg Rhymeswith.

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@dobes @NewtonMark @cameronwilson @jpwarren Brent is retweeting all the grief and it’s marvellous.

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BrentTerhune LONGER version since tweeter wants to censor my free speech
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BrentTerhune He organized the TRUMP TRAIN pic.twitter.com/X6qRIHf7Ra

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DrEricLevi ADDITION:

So many people wanted a timeline. Here’s a rough timeline on movements vs infection numbers from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cz

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h3h3productions Super normal sane people pic.twitter.com/0ImcxCXlas

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Yeah so this happened on Saturday night and this is the lightly edited and remastered version of the livestream.

I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TY

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@upulie Which raised a question. Do you also have an Evil Father?

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@RangasNewClothe Lol maybe younger guys can get away with it.

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NewtonMark Now would be a good time for the ALP to take a stand and say that no matter what Morrison passes, they’ll immediate..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cg

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ben_hr Meet the Customer Service Reps for Disney and Airbnb Who Have to Pay to Talk to You propublica.org/article/meet-t… pic.twitter.com/oW78co3qAv

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@alexkidman @R_Chirgwin Yeah Sydney has been very lucky, but then we do also have a solid tracing team. And we had..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nQ

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@R_Chirgwin This doesn’t surprise me. I was in the mask-wearing minority at a CBD supermarket yesterday. But yeah the Mountains are a mess.

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@AuntiePeteAu That’s the top arse. I’m talking the bottom arse.

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In his semi-defence he’s a surveyor and was bending over to spray an orange paint marker on the footpath.

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Once upon a time I started a photo series, Arsecracks of Sydney. Maybe I should resurrect it. pic.twitter.com/Qe9wTMzK9J

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chrisedmond Aged so well. I can’t for the life of me imagine why Adam has gone uncharacteristically quiet. twitter.com/adam_creighton…

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@erstkate @jonkudelka @pssttickvoung So what’s you’re saying is that I should grab a bottle of absinthe, get back t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ix

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@paulwiggins @tacticalmaid I still must visit the Russian Club with you some time.

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@upulie OK fair point. Also, what sort of bread?

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@jonoabroad Nothing. I don’t think I’ve ever worn lycra.

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ATTENTION MEN WITH SHAVED HEADS! Do not wear wireless closed-ear headphones. You look like an egg in a g-clamp. And..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zE

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@kels_316 @Picketer South Australia would be perfect for this.

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@kels_316 @Picketer What? Are you suggesting we nuke Time itself?

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@kels_316 @Picketer If it’s good for nukes and calicivirus then it’s good for any kind of science.

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@kels_316 @Picketer More actual Science is needed here I think.

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@Picketer @kels_316 I can confirm that Adelaide is halfway to impotence.

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FishGuyKai eels pt. 2 pic.twitter.com/ij5m9WgsoQ

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Picketer Mate if she will only do it in the dark the problem might be you. pic.twitter.com/jVxYQU5ipF

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@paulwiggins @tacticalmaid The variation between communities is enormous it seems.

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Hubei_Peasant Youtube showed me a clip of Keanu Reeves in some samurai flick and I realised how sick I am of the whole white man..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kW

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sallyrugg PLEASE can someone tell Michael O’Brien about sex ?? pic.twitter.com/WkWwptAhKA

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__eater__ worst is Dutch for sausage
kaas is Dutch for cheese

in the worst kaas scenario that you can not parse this, I am sorry

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Anyway the client is an American organisation and America will descend into a civil war from Thursday Australian ti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l7

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No so much deadlines as slightly uncomfortable.

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Mon plan, a retrospective: I was in no frame of mind to do any writing, so I had a mental health day. It’s a matter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4e

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PRGuy17 Daniel wants to know if is trending. I’d hope not, because that would be embarrassing for the PM, just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MI

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chaser AusPost CEO to deliver resignation letter in 6-8 weeks chaser.com.au/national/auspo…

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FinancialReview Here is today’s David Rowe cartoon. For more cartoons: bit.ly/3j07FLH pic.twitter.com/m0xMvZ9GBF

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@paulbam3 Lol yeah this is kinda my patch. Or one of my regular patches in Sydney. I don’t know where the Holt St c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FN

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@theLoksta Hey thanks, that looks like it’s exactly what I need.

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@LapTop006 @tacticalmaid I’m even more of an indoor person these days too. The psychology of lockdown though… You ctwitter.com/i/web/status/1…NRPr

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@paulbam3 I dunno how they’d go with Cartier watches at the Madison. Unless they were stolen and being traded for meth.

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@tacticalmaid A few weeks back, or maybe it was months or even years, I was told that in inner west commute hours i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1b

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Pro Tip: Make sure your employment contract states exactly which pub. smh.com.au/politics/feder… pic.twitter.com/gYwySTdaWU

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@kattekrab This lobster news. abc.net.au/news/2020-11-0… Looks like cheap lobster for Christmas.

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@stampmemesnz @rohan_p @realDonaldTrump He already had quite a few items on his report card I think.

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I don’t travel at commuter times, but the feeling I get outside those hours is that people in Sydney are letting th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q6

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MatthewBevan Ok the number one question people are asking me (and everyone who follows this) is when on Wednesday are things hap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iR

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Alighting from a train just now, 3 in 34 = 9%.

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At Kings Cross station just now, around one or two in 50 wearing a mask. I need to get one of those clicker things,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dX

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drearyclocks I’ve lost all faith in Buzzfeed quizzes pic.twitter.com/vZzf2aebzy

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@SquigglyRick Shall I make a joke about passengers having a whale of a time?

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SquigglyRick art will save us twitter.com/010fotograaf/s…

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Enjoying today’s lobster news.

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Maybe it’s not Gladys who’s hiding the bodies. Or the opposite. Maybe NSW is where they’re being hidden. twitter.com/bengrubb/statu…

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Here you go, @DavidFeng, a far cheaper new railway station for Beijing than those monstrosities you’re building now. twitter.com/MTQ_Townsville…

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@BenMS And there’s so much of the so much of it.

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Australia’s new convict age” pca.st/h62fwrk2

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@oberonsghost And yet Mercury Retrograde ends today. Sometimes I wonder whether astrology works as well as people say it does.

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The next 48 hours are going to be insane. And the 72 hours after that even more so. And then after that… etc.

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Ah yes, the ol’ “official list of who is a journalist” gambit, when it’s a list compiled by… the police. Good wor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oP

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nnwakelam New Zealand was too busy fighting COVID that they forgot about the real enemy twitter.com/afidelf/status…

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Will European lockdowns work or are they too weak?” pca.st/d88izvne

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@morebento Perhaps, but it differs widely from what was originally planned

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Further plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, along with links to That Podcast and some videos and stuff, and a pi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6U

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Mon plan: Administrivia; food; writing; 1600 back maintenance, Darlinghurst; poke at some more writing. It was mean..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oc

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Struggling towards wakefulness.

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rohan_p NT government media releases continue to be extremely NT pic.twitter.com/AyzKUYNcfg

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I’m quite OK with a cloudy Sydney day today. pic.twitter.com/LedvQZyhML

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Monday. Prepare your excuses. They’ll need to be convincing. Monday.

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