Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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November 4th, 2020

BenPennings When your brand is so toxic you need to change it altogether. Then drop the news to Murdoch in the midst of the US..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IV

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paulwiggins What Sky after Dark hosts say in a rant is no more news than my neighbour at No 1 catching the bus. Just the facts..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kn

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@amisamileandme Yeah I was thinking about the different populations thing. But then I stopped thinking.

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@amisamileandme [Shrugs.] I’m trying to not look at figures over shorter periods than 28 days. Too many unknowns.

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@amisamileandme If my translation is right, there’s a 14-day average? Still means that half the numbers are 7 days or less.

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@amisamileandme The virus hits hardest a week or more after symptoms are first encountered. Quite a delay between c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qi

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@developit I guarantee you’ll have more reasons to get angry in the next 72 hours.

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@developit I think we all have this problem today.

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You know, @drunkwomenpod, it sounds like your chap this week might have read about Narcisse Pelletier, unless the y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Px

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cameronwilson here’s the top 3 performing FB posts from a CrowdTangle list of Australian media companies in the past 2 hours. No..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g9

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@developit Pssst! “Signed”. It’s a petition.

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I see that @TeenVogue has taken a stand again. twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…

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kcarruthers This guy cracks me up pic.twitter.com/qvtI50sv3H

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Somehow this act of revenge really appeals to me. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

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@lyndalcurtis No one needs a quokka. No one has ever needed a quokka.

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kcarruthers Here is a nice TikTok to take your mind off things pic.twitter.com/nDEZG5FpJa

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snurb_dot_info America’s belief in technological ‘solutions’ for basic, simple manual tasks remains unshakeable even in spite of a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q5

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So very, very pleased with the results of this IMPORTANT POLL. This is reality, people! pic.twitter.com/rria5zDDwc

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HartWexford “Greatest rivalry of all time”? Never heard of a little place called Palestine? twitter.com/NRLonNine/stat…

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PPantsdown Toilet paper fight in Aisle 3 @ Woolies pic.twitter.com/2Vup8M1BPv

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Look just wait your turn, Ethiopia. twitter.com/MikeyKayNYC/st…

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It’s a fair question. If I remember right this Somyurek guy is an ethicist of some sort, yeah? pic.twitter.com/9zKwtTlNlk

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@leifnixon It’s the poll that’s important, not the spelling.

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@staticsan Pro Tip: You can use them on any mic about the right size. :)

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Half an hour left to vote in this IMORTANT POLL. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@annie_parker What is “beaver-eating kale”? Sounds… uncomfortable.

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@staticsan One does love the RØDE Microphones Deadkitten. rode.com/accessories/de…

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WillSloanEsq I have been informed by fans of Nate Silver that actually, while he predicted that Biden was likely to win, he also..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JQ

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WillSloanEsq I do genuinely think Nate Silver should have to go to jail.

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Obviously you can also listen to the bullshit I recorded on Saturday night. I may have been drinking. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@JohnBirmingham Anyway I mention this because if you own TRIGGER WORDS or a CONVERSATION TOPIC and want them includ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nS

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REMINDER: This week “The 9pm Edict” will contain @JohnBirmingham. Probably on Friday.

Back in the distant days of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4q

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Pinboard I miss the carefree, uncomplicated early days of October when we were checking Twitter every five minutes to see if Trump was dead yet

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sexenheimer Wouldn’t it make sense to count all the Democrat votes first? D comes well before R last time I checked. Completely broken system.

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damonayoung This didn’t happen.

I’m not exaggerating. It literally just never happened. pic.twitter.com/QQb4y0nkRs

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@BeauGiles What do you think pays for the journalism? :)

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juliaioffe Votes are still being counted and turnout was higher this year, but for all the talk of voters abandoning Trump, he..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yZ

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umairh This is a british joke but it’s very very funny twitter.com/owenbarder/sta…

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notesfrompoland We’re still open pic.twitter.com/U2LdLnbTZr

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Anyway I’m folding my laundry while listening to Bach.

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@kels_316 Not many mastheads would commission 11,000 words on such a relatively obscure thing.

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What I love about @umairh is his boundless optimism. :) twitter.com/umairh/status/…

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@kels_316 This was and still is the best exposition of the dodginess of US AUMF I’ve ever read. (Looks like they’ve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AC

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@kels_316 Pretty much, yes. There were some damn good people in that team. We still have the people, of course, bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ga

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cameronwilson I know there’s character limits but imo not chucking a “without any evidence” in this is malpractice. pic.twitter.com/NqG6EyKhGZ

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You know, BuzzFeed really is a solid news operation. twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/s…

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BuzzFeedNews BREAKING: There is no winner of the 2020 election yet: Votes are still being counted, and Donald Trump is lying abo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IE

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Goddammit I wasn’t recording when Vanstone said that Trump hasn’t claimed victory. That was the second best soundbite of the hour.

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WHY IS AMANDA VANSTONE.

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Gosh Casey has a big screen doesn’t he.

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MattLaslo Good on Utah for ending slavery earlier pic.twitter.com/Qo9VgmQF9A

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There’s more anticipation in the air right now than waiting for Father Christmas in the Adelaide Christmas Pageant. pic.twitter.com/q8ki6cRFQy

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lukehopewell FLAGS pic.twitter.com/L6SX3bawHu

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olgakhazan “Do some math with me” a newscaster tells a frightened nation at 1:37 a.m.

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When you can’t even match the Libertarian vote… twitter.com/cxi/status/132…

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I have always felt reassured by the fact that “Chicks Smashing Grunters” magazine is an actual thing. twitter.com/Picketer/statu…

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Welcome back to the 1900s, people! “Uber and Lyft expected to prevail in California ballot measure exempting them f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dy

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@melbomartin This has been even more annoying than Horse Day.

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New PJCIS inquiry: “Inquiry into national security risks affecting the Australian higher education and research sec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KZ

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In other news, the Senate inquiry into the impact of feral deer, pigs and goats in Australia is holding a public he..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lh

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@munin True. ” Do it right, do it once, do it with antimatter.”

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@IndelibleFink @roweafr @FinancialReview [Nods.] The closeness of this, the scenes in the streets… No matter who..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ev

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Wed plan, a confirmation: Yeah, I’m getting fuck all work done today. That nap and its disappointingly minor benefi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5b

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@dobes Lol so I just saw. And there’s one for Antony’s SEKRIT attic lair.

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@munin Oh good. I know about the MDMA research for TSD. Some of it’s being done at the wonderful Black Dog Institut..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…op

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@munin I’m sure that will… improve things?

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antmandan @snurb_dot_info “Iran a great campaign, some might say the greatest campaign ever run. Now the corrupt Democrats wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qm

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@munin [Nods.] I called 2016 about a year out. I’m so sorry.

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You have less than four hours to vote in this IMPORTANT POLL. Please retweet. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@munin So I see. I’m starting to have the terrible feeling that my predictions will some true.

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JoshuaWithers Mountains aren’t just funny, they are hill areas pic.twitter.com/vVEPmDqZKC

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Turns out there were even more lizards.

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GrogsGamut (little reminder that anyone using “woke” unironically in an journalism article is almost guaranteed to be an idiot)

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snurb_dot_info There’s Norway we’re going to get a clear result tonight. Malta’s well start drinking now. twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/s…

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RadioFreeTom Someone should Czech on the Poles

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@jetztgibtshaue Yeah it’s a fascinating little chart isn’t it.

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I wasn’t feeling well so I had a nap and now I’ve woken up after the nap I hope everything is OK.

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mozzwald It’s amazing that this 400 computer from 1979 can show me live results 41 years later thanks t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pJ

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@Idealaw Oh. This presents a dilemma. Is there a local snake rehousing operation?

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aflashbak Mrs. Helen Moyer holding a large model of an eel., Chicago Field Museum’s archives - 1947 pic.twitter.com/cTCAL1fumM

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REMINDER: Yesterday’s Essential polling had four questions on what Australians think re the US elections. There’s m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kE

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@Idealaw Um, it eats the mice not the hay. You should pay it for its pest control services.

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rohan_p There’s a North Dakota *and* a South Dakota? Seems excessive tbh.

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stilgherrian IMPORTANT POLL: Which is the more important vote? (Please retweet for Science.)

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markhumphries Damn right. pic.twitter.com/7Bbqx5Uknh

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samdoust Adorable & so 90s. Drawing the results: robot-printing the live 2020 electoral map youtu.be/1X4fML5y2gs

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morrtis_ it’s Paul Verhoeven’s world, we’re just living in it twitter.com/broderick/stat…

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TheOnion Nation Already Too Drunk To Follow Election Results spoti.fi/3oUgjPD pic.twitter.com/rv0jxFlWvS

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I’m starting to get the impression I’ll get fuck all work done today.

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Vermont isn’t even a place.

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Trump 2020: How to steal an election” pca.st/t8ntris5

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@TwitsForMiles @NewtonMark President Ivanka would work perfectly, yes.

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The @USSC has just sent out this list of “states where the split between the two candidates is smaller than the pol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x7

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@misosusanowa @File411 Are you confusing me with facts again?

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@adamantium_wang Well, they’ve issued this pre-paid envelope design, so…

Ping @dobes @rohan_p @sexenheimer. pic.twitter.com/FI81EVlOYF

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TheOnion InfoWars Offers Readers Guide To Staying Psychotic, Violent During Stressful Election Day bit.ly/2TNIWzA pic.twitter.com/9WL7Vqap3L

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Wait. Does this mean that USPS has gone sovcit? Awesome!

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Ah, “turned down a federal judge’s order”. I must try that the next time I’m up before a judge. Turn down their ord..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q6

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@Bergha2 Well, a dozen times over a year is probably OK. :)

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Oh THOSE lizard people.

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_BertHandsome First it was the Wolfmother take, now he’s being prescriptivist about doughnut/donut.

The Cheif Health Officer mus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aE

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@ApostrophePong Well yes The Kraken is a good place to start for a night like this.

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Exactly, and it’s always been like this. Presenters of “flagship” programs are parachuted in to take over. Some of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BA

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HOW TO PUNDIT, LESSON 2: Deliver insights like Nate Silver. twitter.com/mikewsc1/statu…

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rohan_p @DDsD @JoshButler this really killed me, total genious stuff pic.twitter.com/r0X3dSLkSZ

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JoshButler Full-on statement from deputy PM Michael McCormack, saying Greens leader Adam Bandt should resign from parliament o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UX

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REMINDER: This is what’s happening when in AEDT, the Timezone of Champions. twitter.com/MatthewBevan/s…

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Listening to yesterday’s @7ampodcast, “Can Anthony Albanese beat Scott Morrison?” pca.st/txs8grce

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@4rizmendi I have not watched “Hannibal” so I will have to take your word for that.

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@gomichild @NewtonMark The numbers still seem to be in your favour.

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MattLaslo Has anyone checked on the gold reserves at Fort Knox?

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Oh I forgot to mention that my Wednesday will also include quite a bit of shitposting, but then I suppose that’s ju..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KO

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Reductress 3 Butt-Clenching Exercises to Do Nonstop Until the Election’s Over: ow.ly/8mW650C97ij pic.twitter.com/VG92IBbrne

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Listening to today’s @abcnewscoronacast, “Will NSW soon be the odd one out?” pca.st/fz5igr62

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jonkudelka No matter the result, the level of explosive incontinence from the Australian peanut gallery is going to be so over..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X8

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ashermoses voted incorrectly so had to rub one out twitter.com/DunkenKBliths/…

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@jeamland No but I’m certainly taking notes.

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@SteveMolk Yeah but maybe aimed more at ending sooner rather than making it an endurance event.

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Lol. Essential’s Australia At Home is holding an election watch party on Zoom from 11am AEDT.

“Doors will open at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fb

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Hahahaha. Australia is way ahead of you, America! Right @AntonyGreenABC? twitter.com/steve_vladeck/…

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HOW TO PUNDIT, LESSON 1: Choose some random number and an unverified claim by a partisan observer and multiply the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ac

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CAFinUS 1. Friends don’t let friends fall for trolling.

2. It’s fully completely fine if you prefer regular life pizza.

3..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rp

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CAFinUS 🍍🍕 > 🍕

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IMPORTANT POLL: Which is the more important vote? (Please retweet for Science.)

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danilic Today’s @cathywilcox1 made me spit out my coffee—pic.twitter.com/IF7lO1FFott

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I predicted the Trump 2016 win at least a year ahead. I’ve been meaning to dig out the references. Meanwhile the 4-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vb

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Wed plan, easy edition since I’m still feeling rather flat: Slow start; laundry; writing for my American client (th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B3

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@alexkidman Hah! Just as I write this a king parrot has arrived. He’s very skittish though so I won’t try to take a photo.

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Airminded Soothing! twitter.com/openculture/st…

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@alexkidman I’ve just had crimson rosellas so far this morning. The king parrots tend to come by later in the day.

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I wish to put on record that I have been putting this on record for at least six months now. pic.twitter.com/qusAnlmkgR

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NewtonMark All set. pic.twitter.com/G7X18CmycR

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@alexkidman For a moment there I thought you meant the parrot.

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It’s going to be quite the sunny day in the Blue Mountains today and @CARROT_app has captured the mood perfectly. pic.twitter.com/XTFyM5x25x

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stilgherrian I’m not sure which bit I like best here, the idea that eating potatoes can be sexualised, or the concept of “trying..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ds

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stilgherrian I see. pic.twitter.com/UrylxK49rE

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PNWYLF Please remember and keep in mind that anarchism isn’t just getting beaten by cops and being sad, it should also be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K1

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@ApostrophePong I don’t know how well that whole thing will stand up without alcohol. It was getting a it disorgani..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Uk

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What the hell has happened to my DMs?

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Wednesday. Chose your words carefully, then write them down backwards. Wednesday.

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