Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 2020

@SteveMolk And to you and yours, Steve. :) *smoochies* Just minutes to go here and I have more whisky at hand.

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@SteveMolk I’m staying up to make sure this fucker is properly dead.

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@SteveMolk To be fair, 2020 has been bothersome.

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But it’s not the Equinox. It’s not even the Solstice. https://t.co/nf1yI2jxvP

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@voltagex There’s quite a bit of complexity to that tweet. Savour its riches!

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RT @TheDreadShips: For the #fav4britaeroplanes challenge I choose: the Westland Wendover, the bouncy Vampire, Short Seamew, and whatever th…

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Now tell us about verse two lol. https://t.co/xNASGBybxm

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Just watched “The Day Today” episode 1 from 1994. It holds up rather well. https://t.co/bRoCe6GJxa

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@manindotblack @jonoabroad No no, they’re just playing a Skrillex set.

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“Indonesian fisher finds drone submarine on possible covert mission” https://t.co/JjdXnCoJze

“Navy seizes UUV, lik… https://t.co/7c2NpIJ6Vh

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@_midofo_ Yeah. I’m just too lazy.

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RT @redskyatnight: They also don’t walk round fucking Sainsbury’s, David https://t.co/sreN1FwnUz

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@_midofo_ I couldn’t possibly comment. :)(

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@_midofo_ I genuinely wasn’t thinking of anyone in particular.

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@JustJimWillDo @derJamesJackson BUT ONE OF THEM HAS A BLOCKCHAIN ACCELERATOR.

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@jonoabroad IT’S TIME FOR TURPENTINE.

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To quote @derJamesJackson, “A Start Up Flat in Berlin are looking for a new member “based on psychometrics” and th… https://t.co/6G1xFzeoFY

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@jilliancyork @supersat Here is a better rendition of the video on YouTube. https://t.co/orhV2kH5OC

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hering_david Tonight we are all Oliver Reed pic.twitter.com/lCdjlqp1Cg

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RT @BazzaCC: My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone’s got a voodoo doll of…

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Mind you, this might mean you’ll have to understand the subject matter rather than just opining about the vibe of i… https://t.co/I1wfHZ4INs

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Hey All the Media, here’s a thought for 2021: Instead of analysing politicians’ actions in terms of how it’ll affec… https://t.co/jveJNaijGY

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@philkernick @nphair @TimWattsMP Which is why it’s such a rich vein for research and journalism. :)

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gathara 2021 is here!. pic.twitter.com/IwdP5iEZuA

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RT @MumblingNerd: I suspect the downstairs neighbours may have a new light fitting… https://t.co/KK1MrUuWhU

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RT @MandelaFace: Yahoo bought the sex gifs aggregator “Tumblr,” banned all the sex gifs, then sold it for a billion dollar loss, in so doin…

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@nudder12 Mind you, $20k is about a third of a research assistant, once you factor in on-costs, so it’s kinda minor… https://t.co/Z6fWTWqg14

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@nudder12 Lede: “The Reserve Bank has revealed it has been paying $20,000 a year to two right-aligned policy think… https://t.co/prhHbwNpAH

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It’s that kind of day. https://t.co/bLnlcBWjUI

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@NewtonMark What, both of the people out and about trying to score some weed?

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@wellmaywesay No, I’m going to stick with it.

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Scottludlam just see yourself out, 2020. don’t speak to us just take your things and go.

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@maz_jovanovich I was just thinking that. Earlier today I was shown a stick insect that was dying because its brain… https://t.co/INuWD8nMSZ

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RT @smh: The Reserve Bank has revealed it has been supporting two right-aligned policy think tanks for more than a decade, but nothing to m…

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RT @haircut_hippie: I am beginning to understand why the UK is the way it is https://t.co/esmHzzTWAX

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@ApostrophePong Anyway I’m so glad you managed to get out of the US.

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@expectproblems As an aside, @ApostrophePong is a dual TH-AU citizen. Guess which country could organise a repatriation flight from the US?

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Hey @expectproblems this flight over Siberia looks very pretty. You should do a run in MSFS some time. :) https://t.co/ILxbi0MOpy

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@ApostrophePong That makes sense. That Great Circle map just draws straight lines. My AUH-IAD flight took a detour… https://t.co/cw3d3BpV1v

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@ApostrophePong The arctic looks so beautiful, but yeah I hate those auto-tint windows. I understand why the cabin crew like them though.

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RT @thivallee: Enjoy this huge slow-motion footage of yesterday’s Soyuz-ST launch #VS25 #CSO2 from #CSG, with the actual background noise a…

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@ApostrophePong Hurrah! Or something. Yes, you are travelling from a hot zone. A very hot zone.

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@ApostrophePong Oh lovely. Enjoy the little 5-hour hop down to BKK. Will you be there by midnight?

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@amisamileandme @circ_break Not the latter, but I did assume @circ_break was a bullshit artist, yes. I’m happy to wear that.

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@amisamileandme @circ_break What I was reacting to was a tweet that seemed to emphasise a publisher’s Jewish name a… https://t.co/ZCTWNsKdwR

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@amisamileandme @circ_break That’s unfair. I assumed no such thing, though I did think you were referring to a hypo… https://t.co/1WcyW4um5t

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@twcau So don’t watch it. [Rolls eyes.]

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@amisamileandme @circ_break That’s a shame. Though it’s a bit of a jump to go from a bunch of pitches not leading t… https://t.co/zwpvjXYCcV

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@franksting Or, conversely, the only one there.

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@amisamileandme @circ_break Without trying to second-guess someone else’s editorial decisions, they’re not comparab… https://t.co/Z6GhlnLtKd

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“Nine tips to give yourself the best shot at sticking to New Year’s resolutions” https://t.co/MUlKSY4OKF

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@amisamileandme @circ_break Yeah I should’ve remembered that bit first.

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@circ_break @amisamileandme Another aspect is that the Schwartz Media mastheads are primarily about Australian issu… https://t.co/0wZgYnVgA5

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@circ_break @amisamileandme A claim easily proven wrong by searching the sites themselves, but you know, why bother checking?

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@SteveMolk I’m not sure that I want to research this. On the other hand… https://t.co/Dm5Gfq6Mgm

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@oberonsghost @SBS It’ll be on @SBSOnDemand but it’s also on YouTube. https://t.co/cW9uILmatH

But yeah I know that… https://t.co/Js904HRrre

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_BertHandsome No kissing at midnight.

Give a doorknob a good lick tho.

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@SteveMolk Maybe we could get a twofer discount!

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@Gundishy @sexenheimer Yeah you see the trick is to look at the actual data instead of obsessing over the handful o… https://t.co/Tj4kwkJEoC

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@RealNickHodge I certainly have trouble telling them apart.

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And of course the cunt has turned it into a party-political. Anyway there it is.

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Why the fuck is he doing a walk to a second mark as if he’s Simon fucking Schama?

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NYE Media Suggestion #5: Scott Morrison’s NYE Message. OK, OK, but it’s always worth seeing what the PM things we w… https://t.co/997vzHP9gp

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RT @SketchesbyBoze: how old are you?

under 18 — changeling
18 — 22 — spinster
23 — 30 — swamp witch
30 — 60 — beautiful and terrible as th…

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This happens in 10 minutes AEDT. LIvestream over here. https://t.co/M0qpcXeeHU https://t.co/Jaaq2KY7hR

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@nphair @TimWattsMP The figure that’s often cited politically $65 to $70 million but that’s basically all the feder… https://t.co/QYzrUHZeQR

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@JustJimWillDo I know, that clip was circulating yesterday I think it was.

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REMINDER: @jxeeno’s @COVID19NearMeAU is very useful for staying up to date on the locations you need to know about.… https://t.co/mkHWKgmC67

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@JustJimWillDo See? You couldn’t trust that task to anything but a penguin.

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@RealNickHodge OK that’s even better than my suggestion.

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@JustJimWillDo KAK is one of Australia’s most important penguins.

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NYE Media Suggestion #4: Channel 4’s “The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2020” https://t.co/oLs1gVFa2K

In Australia it’s… https://t.co/qD2aFmnxvD

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@JustJimWillDo Look I see what you did there but even I know that there’s a thing called “Pippin” that’s not a hobbit.

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“Kerri-Anne Kennerley breaks collarbone after falling from trapeze during Pippin performance” https://t.co/C0IysbdTZ8

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sexenheimer a little thought which might make interstate border closures easier - what if each state had its own rail gauge?

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Is the answer “On television”? https://t.co/kixExEUbZS

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@Vortigon1 I have made no comment about 2021. :)

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@skwashd @wine_o_phile Yes. People might accidentally see them.

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NYE Media Suggestion #3: “Death to 2020” with a screenplay by @charltonbrooker and an amazing cast. It’”s on Netfli… https://t.co/ZZeczDy457

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NYE Media Suggestion #2: “War on 2020” from @chaser and @TheShovel. Excellent sketches. https://t.co/8iUKlE4kLy

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If you want to skip my monologues and just listen to the guests, here’s some direct links.

@teegstar… https://t.co/akHsRoLscI

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NYE Media Suggestion #1: It has to be my own stupidly long podcast from Tuesday. Maybe listening tomorrow is more c… https://t.co/a96UvbwPme

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@michaelmeloni And indeed everything is going to be just fine. I would obviously be the perfect optimist for this gig.

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Thu plan, remainder: Open something with bubbles (now); 1810 AEDT watch “Dinner for One”; tweet some NYE viewing su… https://t.co/Cpo4oy9ypT

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@RealNickHodge [Nods.] Yes, most people get the Imitation Game wrong. It’s far more subtle, isn’t it! Also, yes, so… https://t.co/to3ylKqmHV

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OK I’ll pay this. I haven’t been on “Studio 10” and I’d probably make an excellent panelist. https://t.co/yF3kQRiICq

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@morebento @DrDreHistorian Oh lovely. What is a “DVD”?

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@ruth_parslow @DavidPZone1 I would never be so brave as to go for four significant figures when the population is o… https://t.co/R2ykF1DUHF

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Looks like SBS airs the full 18-minute version too, not the 11-minute edit.

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mongrel43 Yup ….. pic.twitter.com/KDDj1c0NKk

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If you want to practice in advance the film is also on YouTube and the Internet Archive. https://t.co/u3et7UyqBh

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“In Norway, the show is broadcast on 23 December, also since 1980. In 1992, it was aired 15 minutes early, and the… https://t.co/fQadg2MKZ3

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Ah yes. “The sketch has become a tradition on New Year’s Eve in German-speaking countries, where up to half the pop… https://t.co/ZaOy1O6ASy

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Excellent. This is an important Australian tradition that I have failed to observe in recent years. https://t.co/Jaaq2KY7hR

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@manindotblack It does a bit I guess, but it’s nowhere near that.

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@paulwiggins @Colgo Also from Bullaburra to Blackheath there’s only 23 taxi plates, so what’s that? 50 or 60 driver… https://t.co/6SD2Uc0GfE

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@paulwiggins @Colgo In general very much so. Know the area. Always offer to help load and unload. If you opened a g… https://t.co/mhNPenrw45

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@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli I already have a brother, and a key advantage here is that he’s not a simpleton.

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@macadamia_man That was autocarrot helping. It was meant to be “was significantly up”.

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@sexenheimer Nevertheless, I’m liking the commitment to the bit.

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@Colgo I just checked with cab drivers. Double Bay on Hill or Double Bay in the Mountains is well known.

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@corduroy People’s risk assessments continue to fascinate me.

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I didn’t do an accurate tally but mask-wearing waste significantly up among Leura locals in the supermarket. Not the tourists but.

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Thu plan, a progress report: It’s time to head to Leura to do the shopping. I’m expecting Double Bay On Hill to be… https://t.co/hD7RE3SLTs

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@cathywilcox1 It’s a very leech-y summer, by all accounts.

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@PeteLawler @susanfahey Oh right, sorry, no I have not done this thing. It is a huge gaping hole in my plans.

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@mattcdef2000 @dobes I want to know more about the nasty people downstairs.

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@PeteLawler @susanfahey I’ve linked to the judgment right there FFS!

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The same would apply to sheep, horses, quolls, seals, alpacas, cows, etc.

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REMINDER: In November it was determined that in Tasmania it’s not bestiality unless you actually fuck the dog or th… https://t.co/m7fhAvcoBN

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I hope the next Australian Census correctly records that 71% of adult Australians are epidemiologists.

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RT @NSWHealth: Changes have been made to the existing Public Health Order.

It is important for everyone to understand what you can and ca…

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RT @doublebaytoday: ‘NYE Restrictions Strike The Perfect Balance,’ Says Cricket Fan With Harbour View & Only 5 Friends

“People should stop…

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mikko Year 2020 was a leap year. Tomorrow is the 366th day of the year. So please remember to refrain from using Office 365 tomorrow.

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I wonder how many people will understand all the jokes in this. https://t.co/3nLGkWqEhZ

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Thu plan: Slow start due to some seriously weird dreams (again); shopping, Leura (not Katoomba); stand guard over t… https://t.co/Dp6hC4sKeU

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TheShovel Think it was the right decision to cancel COVID to allow the Sydney test to go ahead

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RT @kels_316: If Hogmanay isn’t for celebrating 30-50 feral hogs then I don’t care what it is.

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DavidJollyFL “What’s Ohio?”? pic.twitter.com/t9PNN5BoX0

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In the Blue Mountains the Great Sog continues for the rest of the year. pic.twitter.com/e2yDUF3KQj

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I have Prosh Day stories but I won’t tell them this morning.

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Sadly this era is gone because now they want to make stealing a car a “crime” and showing off your knowledge of eng… https://t.co/a9TCc8VBan

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Thursday. They are prisoners. You are prisoners. We are all prisoners. Thursday.

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I will say, though. that TV studios with robot cameras generally have a bloody great sign warning you that these th… https://t.co/OLvDRqKhUG

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Robot cameras are not to be trusted. https://t.co/6okEt6Euaa

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@manga_eyes @joannejacobs @R_Chirgwin I haven’t been in Katoomba in two weeks, and not in that pharmacy since I can’t even remember.

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RT @COVID19NearMeAU: We have just updated our case location data on https://t.co/EB5yY9Z8zC to include new locations from @NSWHealth this e…

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@ellegb That just-got-a-message time is such a common one. I very nearly got caught by a “PayPal dispute update” be… https://t.co/aJ8AjXOMEG

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mathaiaus Normalise saying “I don’t know shit about the Sydney outbreak”

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@garystark Thank you. It’ll make certain things quite a bit easier.

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Blue Mountains folks, this is about Greenwell & Thomas Pharmacy in Katoomba St, Katoomba. If you were there on the… https://t.co/895K4E6m7h

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@3catHill Word is spreading fast, don’t worry. :)

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@HartWexford Why are you saying this? Are you being monitored for signs of hostile psychosis?

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And this is what it looks like all stacked up. This probably won’t be how I’ll use it, though. To much reaching for… https://t.co/e8YValCQE1

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@moylecroft @NewtonMark I think might do the same. One can never have enough schadenfreude.

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@daria_kill That’s… that’s not how astronomy works. Anyway, when the Moon rises in, say, Sydney at 8.24pm it’ll o… https://t.co/q7VUs78Ls3

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@Ng88Mr @R_Chirgwin Oh whacko. I haven’t been to Katoomba since 15 Dec, and that pharmacy since only the gods know… https://t.co/qO8vLQrEUd

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@daria_kill Full Moon is at a specific moment and the Earth is not flat.

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Full Moon is now, at 1428 AEDT.

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Full Moon is in one hour, at 1428 AEDT.

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@steve_evil Sure, though it won’t be the kind of reviews that’s essentially “I took it out of its box today and her… https://t.co/HWlFZ04lb1

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“NSW says QR codes are the most effective system for COVID-19 contact tracing” by @dobes https://t.co/cfD9ai8uA8

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@AuntiePeteAu @jessesingal I’d suggest a dry white to contrast with the sweet, sweet flesh. Also, do not overcook your baby.

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Full Moon is in two hours, at 1428 AEDT.

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@davoski22 They’re more common than you might think.

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@jonoabroad Yes, and there’s four seasons of it.

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Oh cool, the lavalier furries come as a set of three. pic.twitter.com/zt20csEP3v

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jessesingal Look I know times are tough but that’s seriously messed up pic.twitter.com/UXWAiULGMH

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@garthk @dobes @purserj Beautiful work. Bonus points for throwing shit as passers-by. Solid jerkbirding. Four stars.

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Wed plan, updated: Fuck it, I’ll do the shopping tomorrow. I know it’ll be New Year’s Eve but I can deal with it be… https://t.co/llVF5W3dTP

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And it has now arrived. Happy Christmas to me. And to you, because you’ll reap the eventual benefits. Assuming you… https://t.co/5TDWyiirNg

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