@SteveMolk Well there. ;)
@SteveMolk And to you and yours, Steve. :) *smoochies* Just minutes to go here and I have more whisky at hand.
@SteveMolk I’m staying up to make sure this fucker is properly dead.
@SteveMolk To be fair, 2020 has been bothersome.
But it’s not the Equinox. It’s not even the Solstice. https://t.co/nf1yI2jxvP
RT @D_Keating: I love how niche this is. https://t.co/tzkBpFDITO
@voltagex There’s quite a bit of complexity to that tweet. Savour its riches!
@RealNickHodge @paulwallbank @NewtonMark @moylecroft @derJamesJackson @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @kcarruthers… https://t.co/BbBZxfUPCl
@paulwallbank @RealNickHodge @NewtonMark @moylecroft @derJamesJackson @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @kcarruthers @joannejacobs True enough.
@RealNickHodge @NewtonMark @moylecroft @derJamesJackson @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @kcarruthers @joannejacobs… https://t.co/3wg87Uza83
@NewtonMark @moylecroft @derJamesJackson @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @kcarruthers @joannejacobs @RealNickHodge… https://t.co/ytNwsuD39P
RT @TheDreadShips: For the #fav4britaeroplanes challenge I choose: the Westland Wendover, the bouncy Vampire, Short Seamew, and whatever th…
Now tell us about verse two lol. https://t.co/xNASGBybxm
@kcarruthers @jpwarren @RealNickHodge @derJamesJackson @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @joannejacobs @paulwallbank Mayb… https://t.co/JX8u5ozew2
Just watched “The Day Today†episode 1 from 1994. It holds up rather well. https://t.co/bRoCe6GJxa
@jpwarren @RealNickHodge @derJamesJackson @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @kcarruthers @joannejacobs @paulwallbank It is our future.
@RealNickHodge @derJamesJackson @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @NewtonMark @kcarruthers @joannejacobs @paulwallbank Ah.… https://t.co/h1pwPV6w9x
@manindotblack @jonoabroad No no, they’re just playing a Skrillex set.
“Indonesian fisher finds drone submarine on possible covert mission†https://t.co/JjdXnCoJze
“Navy seizes UUV, lik… https://t.co/7c2NpIJ6Vh
@_midofo_ Yeah. I’m just too lazy.
@RealNickHodge @derJamesJackson @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @NewtonMark @kcarruthers @joannejacobs @paulwallbank I qu… https://t.co/1iDzcqNpfN
RT @redskyatnight: They also don’t walk round fucking Sainsbury’s, David https://t.co/sreN1FwnUz
Attn: @RealNickHodge. https://t.co/ceSYKGKafy
@RealNickHodge @derJamesJackson @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @NewtonMark @kcarruthers @joannejacobs @paulwallbank And not in a good way.
@_midofo_ I couldn’t possibly comment. :)(
@_midofo_ I genuinely wasn’t thinking of anyone in particular.
@moylecroft @derJamesJackson @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @NewtonMark @kcarruthers @joannejacobs @RealNickHodge… https://t.co/m9Q5IHgDUQ
@JustJimWillDo @derJamesJackson BUT ONE OF THEM HAS A BLOCKCHAIN ACCELERATOR.
@jonoabroad IT’S TIME FOR TURPENTINE.
@derJamesJackson Attn: @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @NewtonMark @kcarruthers @joannejacobs @RealNickHodge @paulwallbank.
To quote @derJamesJackson, “A Start Up Flat in Berlin are looking for a new member “based on psychometrics†and th… https://t.co/6G1xFzeoFY
@jilliancyork @supersat Here is a better rendition of the video on YouTube. https://t.co/orhV2kH5OC
hering_david Tonight we are all Oliver Reed pic.twitter.com/lCdjlqp1Cg
RT @BazzaCC: My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone’s got a voodoo doll of…
Same. https://t.co/A0nZxBuObg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mind you, this might mean you’ll have to understand the subject matter rather than just opining about the vibe of i… https://t.co/I1wfHZ4INs
Hey All the Media, here’s a thought for 2021: Instead of analysing politicians’ actions in terms of how it’ll affec… https://t.co/jveJNaijGY
@philkernick @nphair @TimWattsMP Which is why it’s such a rich vein for research and journalism. :)
gathara 2021 is here!. pic.twitter.com/IwdP5iEZuA
RT @MumblingNerd: I suspect the downstairs neighbours may have a new light fitting… https://t.co/KK1MrUuWhU
RT @MandelaFace: Yahoo bought the sex gifs aggregator “Tumblr,” banned all the sex gifs, then sold it for a billion dollar loss, in so doin…
@nudder12 Mind you, $20k is about a third of a research assistant, once you factor in on-costs, so it’s kinda minor… https://t.co/Z6fWTWqg14
@nudder12 Lede: “The Reserve Bank has revealed it has been paying $20,000 a year to two right-aligned policy think… https://t.co/prhHbwNpAH
It’s that kind of day. https://t.co/bLnlcBWjUI
@NewtonMark What, both of the people out and about trying to score some weed?
@wellmaywesay No, I’m going to stick with it.
Scottludlam just see yourself out, 2020. don’t speak to us just take your things and go.
@maz_jovanovich I was just thinking that. Earlier today I was shown a stick insect that was dying because its brain… https://t.co/INuWD8nMSZ
Quality slugs. #straya https://t.co/dxmGGwjR9q
RT @smh: The Reserve Bank has revealed it has been supporting two right-aligned policy think tanks for more than a decade, but nothing to m…
RT @haircut_hippie: I am beginning to understand why the UK is the way it is https://t.co/esmHzzTWAX
@ApostrophePong Anyway I’m so glad you managed to get out of the US.
@ApostrophePong F R E E D O M !
@expectproblems As an aside, @ApostrophePong is a dual TH-AU citizen. Guess which country could organise a repatriation flight from the US?
Hey @expectproblems this flight over Siberia looks very pretty. You should do a run in MSFS some time. :) https://t.co/ILxbi0MOpy
@ApostrophePong That makes sense. That Great Circle map just draws straight lines. My AUH-IAD flight took a detour… https://t.co/cw3d3BpV1v
@ApostrophePong The arctic looks so beautiful, but yeah I hate those auto-tint windows. I understand why the cabin crew like them though.
RT @thivallee: Enjoy this huge slow-motion footage of yesterday’s Soyuz-ST launch #VS25 #CSO2 from #CSG, with the actual background noise a…
RT @dodona777: So, there’s hope yet! https://t.co/ql21fzF76n
@ApostrophePong Hurrah! Or something. Yes, you are travelling from a hot zone. A very hot zone.
@ApostrophePong I’m a bit envious about that first hoppic.twitter.com/ewpUYaM9j9j9
@ApostrophePong Oh lovely. Enjoy the little 5-hour hop down to BKK. Will you be there by midnight?
@amisamileandme @circ_break Lol.
@amisamileandme @circ_break Not the latter, but I did assume @circ_break was a bullshit artist, yes. I’m happy to wear that.
@ApostrophePong Safe travels. :)
@amisamileandme @circ_break What I was reacting to was a tweet that seemed to emphasise a publisher’s Jewish name a… https://t.co/ZCTWNsKdwR
@amisamileandme @circ_break That’s unfair. I assumed no such thing, though I did think you were referring to a hypo… https://t.co/1WcyW4um5t
@twcau So don’t watch it. [Rolls eyes.]
@amisamileandme @circ_break That’s a shame. Though it’s a bit of a jump to go from a bunch of pitches not leading t… https://t.co/zwpvjXYCcV
@franksting Or, conversely, the only one there.
@ScooterDMC @GadgetsBoy @dobes I approve of this research.
@amisamileandme @circ_break Without trying to second-guess someone else’s editorial decisions, they’re not comparab… https://t.co/Z6GhlnLtKd
jackshigh happy new year #donutdick #goldstandardgladys pic.twitter.com/5eYlA5T5Rp
A vision from a year ago… https://t.co/7w6cvlVGrq
“Nine tips to give yourself the best shot at sticking to New Year’s resolutions†https://t.co/MUlKSY4OKF
@amisamileandme @circ_break Yeah I should’ve remembered that bit first.
@amisamileandme @circ_break See next tweet. :)
@circ_break @amisamileandme Another aspect is that the Schwartz Media mastheads are primarily about Australian issu… https://t.co/0wZgYnVgA5
@SteveMolk Indeed.
@circ_break @amisamileandme A claim easily proven wrong by searching the sites themselves, but you know, why bother checking?
@SteveMolk I’m not sure that I want to research this. On the other hand… https://t.co/Dm5Gfq6Mgm
@oberonsghost @SBS It’ll be on @SBSOnDemand but it’s also on YouTube. https://t.co/cW9uILmatH
But yeah I know that… https://t.co/Js904HRrre
_BertHandsome No kissing at midnight.
Give a doorknob a good lick tho.
@SteveMolk Maybe we could get a twofer discount!
@Gundishy @sexenheimer Yeah you see the trick is to look at the actual data instead of obsessing over the handful o… https://t.co/Tj4kwkJEoC
@RealNickHodge I certainly have trouble telling them apart.
And of course the cunt has turned it into a party-political. Anyway there it is.
Why the fuck is he doing a walk to a second mark as if he’s Simon fucking Schama?
NYE Media Suggestion #5: Scott Morrison’s NYE Message. OK, OK, but it’s always worth seeing what the PM things we w… https://t.co/997vzHP9gp
RT @SketchesbyBoze: how old are you?
under 18 — changeling
18 — 22 — spinster
23 — 30 — swamp witch
30 — 60 — beautiful and terrible as th…
This happens in 10 minutes AEDT. LIvestream over here. https://t.co/M0qpcXeeHU https://t.co/Jaaq2KY7hR
@nphair @TimWattsMP The figure that’s often cited politically $65 to $70 million but that’s basically all the feder… https://t.co/QYzrUHZeQR
@JustJimWillDo I know, that clip was circulating yesterday I think it was.
REMINDER: @jxeeno’s @COVID19NearMeAU is very useful for staying up to date on the locations you need to know about.… https://t.co/mkHWKgmC67
@JustJimWillDo See? You couldn’t trust that task to anything but a penguin.
@RealNickHodge OK that’s even better than my suggestion.
@JustJimWillDo KAK is one of Australia’s most important penguins.
The Blue Lagoon. https://t.co/qDZJZM0Wf2
@Gundishy @sexenheimer Not really, no.
NYE Media Suggestion #4: Channel 4’s “The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2020†https://t.co/oLs1gVFa2K
In Australia it’s… https://t.co/qD2aFmnxvD
@JustJimWillDo No, a penguin.
@JustJimWillDo Look I see what you did there but even I know that there’s a thing called “Pippin†that’s not a hobbit.
“Kerri-Anne Kennerley breaks collarbone after falling from trapeze during Pippin performance†https://t.co/C0IysbdTZ8
@MitchPommers Either way.
sexenheimer a little thought which might make interstate border closures easier - what if each state had its own rail gauge?
Is the answer “On television� https://t.co/kixExEUbZS
@Vortigon1 I have made no comment about 2021. :)
@skwashd @wine_o_phile Yes. People might accidentally see them.
NYE Media Suggestion #3: “Death to 2020†with a screenplay by @charltonbrooker and an amazing cast. It’â€s on Netfli… https://t.co/ZZeczDy457
NYE Media Suggestion #2: “War on 2020†from @chaser and @TheShovel. Excellent sketches. https://t.co/8iUKlE4kLy
If you want to skip my monologues and just listen to the guests, here’s some direct links.
@teegstar… https://t.co/akHsRoLscI
NYE Media Suggestion #1: It has to be my own stupidly long podcast from Tuesday. Maybe listening tomorrow is more c… https://t.co/a96UvbwPme
@michaelmeloni And indeed everything is going to be just fine. I would obviously be the perfect optimist for this gig.
Thu plan, remainder: Open something with bubbles (now); 1810 AEDT watch “Dinner for Oneâ€; tweet some NYE viewing su… https://t.co/Cpo4oy9ypT
@RealNickHodge [Nods.] Yes, most people get the Imitation Game wrong. It’s far more subtle, isn’t it! Also, yes, so… https://t.co/to3ylKqmHV
OK I’ll pay this. I haven’t been on “Studio 10†and I’d probably make an excellent panelist. https://t.co/yF3kQRiICq
@michaelmeloni Fork you!
@morebento @DrDreHistorian Oh lovely. What is a “DVD�
@ruth_parslow @DavidPZone1 I would never be so brave as to go for four significant figures when the population is o… https://t.co/R2ykF1DUHF
Looks like SBS airs the full 18-minute version too, not the 11-minute edit.
mongrel43 Yup ….. pic.twitter.com/KDDj1c0NKk
If you want to practice in advance the film is also on YouTube and the Internet Archive. https://t.co/u3et7UyqBh
“In Norway, the show is broadcast on 23 December, also since 1980. In 1992, it was aired 15 minutes early, and the… https://t.co/fQadg2MKZ3
Ah yes. “The sketch has become a tradition on New Year’s Eve in German-speaking countries, where up to half the pop… https://t.co/ZaOy1O6ASy
Excellent. This is an important Australian tradition that I have failed to observe in recent years. https://t.co/Jaaq2KY7hR
@manindotblack It does a bit I guess, but it’s nowhere near that.
@paulwiggins @Colgo Also from Bullaburra to Blackheath there’s only 23 taxi plates, so what’s that? 50 or 60 driver… https://t.co/6SD2Uc0GfE
@paulwiggins @Colgo In general very much so. Know the area. Always offer to help load and unload. If you opened a g… https://t.co/mhNPenrw45
RT @Gwyntaglaw: This seems significant https://t.co/CVQyHYt5ef
@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli I already have a brother, and a key advantage here is that he’s not a simpleton.
@macadamia_man That was autocarrot helping. It was meant to be “was significantly upâ€.
@sexenheimer Nevertheless, I’m liking the commitment to the bit.
@Colgo I just checked with cab drivers. Double Bay on Hill or Double Bay in the Mountains is well known.
@corduroy People’s risk assessments continue to fascinate me.
I didn’t do an accurate tally but mask-wearing waste significantly up among Leura locals in the supermarket. Not the tourists but.
@Colgo Well it is. [Bows.]
Thu plan, a progress report: It’s time to head to Leura to do the shopping. I’m expecting Double Bay On Hill to be… https://t.co/hD7RE3SLTs
@cathywilcox1 It’s a very leech-y summer, by all accounts.
@PeteLawler @susanfahey Oh right, sorry, no I have not done this thing. It is a huge gaping hole in my plans.
@PeteLawler @susanfahey I’m confused.
@mattcdef2000 @dobes I want to know more about the nasty people downstairs.
@PeteLawler @susanfahey I’ve linked to the judgment right there FFS!
The same would apply to sheep, horses, quolls, seals, alpacas, cows, etc.
REMINDER: In November it was determined that in Tasmania it’s not bestiality unless you actually fuck the dog or th… https://t.co/m7fhAvcoBN
I hope the next Australian Census correctly records that 71% of adult Australians are epidemiologists.
RT @NSWHealth: Changes have been made to the existing Public Health Order.
It is important for everyone to understand what you can and ca…
RT @doublebaytoday: ‘NYE Restrictions Strike The Perfect Balance,’ Says Cricket Fan With Harbour View & Only 5 Friends
“People should stop…
mikko Year 2020 was a leap year. Tomorrow is the 366th day of the year. So please remember to refrain from using Office 365 tomorrow.
I wonder how many people will understand all the jokes in this. https://t.co/3nLGkWqEhZ
Thu plan: Slow start due to some seriously weird dreams (again); shopping, Leura (not Katoomba); stand guard over t… https://t.co/Dp6hC4sKeU
TheShovel Think it was the right decision to cancel COVID to allow the Sydney test to go ahead
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN. https://t.co/ma7mXdXUca
RT @kels_316: If Hogmanay isn’t for celebrating 30-50 feral hogs then I don’t care what it is.
DavidJollyFL “What’s Ohio?”? pic.twitter.com/t9PNN5BoX0
In the Blue Mountains the Great Sog continues for the rest of the year. pic.twitter.com/e2yDUF3KQj
I have Prosh Day stories but I won’t tell them this morning.
Sadly this era is gone because now they want to make stealing a car a “crime†and showing off your knowledge of eng… https://t.co/a9TCc8VBan
Thursday. They are prisoners. You are prisoners. We are all prisoners. Thursday.
@Craig_Harvey They roam free.
I will say, though. that TV studios with robot cameras generally have a bloody great sign warning you that these th… https://t.co/OLvDRqKhUG
Robot cameras are not to be trusted. https://t.co/6okEt6Euaa
@manga_eyes @joannejacobs @R_Chirgwin I haven’t been in Katoomba in two weeks, and not in that pharmacy since I can’t even remember.
RT @glengyron: I mean… https://t.co/zSLQ9z4meA
RT @COVID19NearMeAU: We have just updated our case location data on https://t.co/EB5yY9Z8zC to include new locations from @NSWHealth this e…
@ellegb That just-got-a-message time is such a common one. I very nearly got caught by a “PayPal dispute update†be… https://t.co/aJ8AjXOMEG
mathaiaus Normalise saying “I don’t know shit about the Sydney outbreak”
@garystark Thank you. It’ll make certain things quite a bit easier.
Blue Mountains folks, this is about Greenwell & Thomas Pharmacy in Katoomba St, Katoomba. If you were there on the… https://t.co/895K4E6m7h
@michaelneale The build quaity is excellent.
@3catHill Word is spreading fast, don’t worry. :)
@HartWexford Why are you saying this? Are you being monitored for signs of hostile psychosis?
@HartWexford @JohnBirmingham It’s a good question.
And this is what it looks like all stacked up. This probably won’t be how I’ll use it, though. To much reaching for… https://t.co/e8YValCQE1
@JohnBirmingham How often do you need to fry air?
RT @MalwareJake: This is your civic duty… https://t.co/JwhtcatUCx
@moylecroft @NewtonMark I think might do the same. One can never have enough schadenfreude.
@daria_kill That’s… that’s not how astronomy works. Anyway, when the Moon rises in, say, Sydney at 8.24pm it’ll o… https://t.co/q7VUs78Ls3
@Ng88Mr @R_Chirgwin Oh whacko. I haven’t been to Katoomba since 15 Dec, and that pharmacy since only the gods know… https://t.co/qO8vLQrEUd
@daria_kill Full Moon is at a specific moment and the Earth is not flat.
Full Moon is now, at 1428 AEDT.
Full Moon is in one hour, at 1428 AEDT.
@steve_evil Sure, though it won’t be the kind of reviews that’s essentially “I took it out of its box today and her… https://t.co/HWlFZ04lb1
“NSW says QR codes are the most effective system for COVID-19 contact tracing†by @dobes https://t.co/cfD9ai8uA8
“… https://t.co/7Ub67S01T5
@AuntiePeteAu @jessesingal I’d suggest a dry white to contrast with the sweet, sweet flesh. Also, do not overcook your baby.
Full Moon is in two hours, at 1428 AEDT.
@jonoabroad I can provide lessons.
@paulkidd You’ve ruined it now.
@davoski22 They’re more common than you might think.
@jonoabroad Yes, and there’s four seasons of it.
Oh cool, the lavalier furries come as a set of three. pic.twitter.com/zt20csEP3v
jessesingal Look I know times are tough but that’s seriously messed up pic.twitter.com/UXWAiULGMH
@garthk @dobes @purserj Beautiful work. Bonus points for throwing shit as passers-by. Solid jerkbirding. Four stars.
Wed plan, updated: Fuck it, I’ll do the shopping tomorrow. I know it’ll be New Year’s Eve but I can deal with it be… https://t.co/llVF5W3dTP
And it has now arrived. Happy Christmas to me. And to you, because you’ll reap the eventual benefits. Assuming you… https://t.co/5TDWyiirNg
@rohan_p @tacticalmaid Moffhunting is such fun!