Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 7th, 2020

@stephendann @jodiem @wolfcat @stufromoz @kcarruthers Wait, what? Are we confusing monoliths with weird political orgies?

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As an aside, I’d love to hear from someone who watches this cold, because I’m watching the WW2 Week by Week series..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9a

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@TimeGhostTV I only have it early because I’m one of their Patreon supporters, not because I’m special in any way. Money talks.

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I just watched the first 30 minutes of @TimeGhostTV’s five-hour “Pearl Harbour Minute by Minute” which starts at 03..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j6

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@glengyron @zdnetaustralia I see what you did there, but no, it was my excellent* knowledge of international law…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dk

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Cyber attacks on COVID-19 vaccine production are not quite a war crime”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZM

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REMINDER: “Kogan fined AU$350,000 for offering ‘discounts’ on products with inflated prices” zdnet.com/article/kogan-…

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@jodiem @stufromoz @kcarruthers Yeah there was the US one, someone in the media realm I think, who had a crafty wan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ms

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@HHackenbecker Isn’t it obvious? Clue: It starts at 2125.

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@steve_evil If we are ever allowed to travel again. :)

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I guess the positive part of this is that someone will punch Logan Paul repeatedly in the head. twitter.com/LoganPaul/stat…

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REMINDER: It’s still early, but FFS don’t watch The Bad Program.

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@EB685309 I mean that’s very very tempting…

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Lol this parody account is hilarious. twitter.com/GerardBattenUK…

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@XSovietNews @kcarruthers I am not a doctor. :) But I’ve had the same advice re other vaccines in the past.

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@jeamland @archierosesyd Someone suggested that earlier, yes. I’ve enjoyed their gins but haven’t tried the others.

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@XSovietNews @kcarruthers They might squeeze it out of the muscle, yes.

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Chrisquirk Just when you think boxing can’t get any worse. Here we are 🤷‍♂️ twitter.com/LoganPaul/stat…

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If you’ve ever written the phrase “accelerate digital transformation” you should probably fill you pockets with rocks and walk into a river.

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@swearyanthony Yes. “War Machine” starring Brad Pitt as definitely not General McChrystal. On Netflix.

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“Farmers on track for most valuable year yet, but fruit and veg prices tipped to rise.” Yes, maybe they could pay t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n7

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Great hed: “Donald Trump tells supporters he has ‘never lost an election’, in his first rally since losing the US e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sq

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AkilahObviously @AzieDee Someone told the dumbest people from every high school that their skepticism and refusal to learn anything..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ba

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chaos440 @AzieDee I am reminded of this quote almost every day… pic.twitter.com/nJYMs3TxbY

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@franksting This is true. Trying to make his own career but his drunk dad always need him to help out.

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@jonkudelka Oh yeah I’m staying with this. Except they’ve gone. Anyway there’s a shonky building job going in Campbelltown.

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Meanwhile if you enjoyed this human drama you could always buy me a drink? stilgherrian.com/tip.

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I have a photo of the two main characters but I probably shouldn’t post it.

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They’ve just left before I could confirm that fact. However I was taught to look at ear and nose shapes and yeah th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nm

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OMFG MITCHELL IS BIRTHDAY BOY’S SON HE JUST SANG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DAD AND I AM ALMOST CERTAIN THAT THE OLD BLOKE IS THE GRANDFATHER ROFL.

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No Mitchell isn’t in Campbelltown. The job is in Campbelltown. “It’s Campbelltown or nothing,” says Birthday Boy.

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Tradie’s name it’s Mitchell. I think he’s in Campbelltown.

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I have clarified the situation. The younger guy here is the guy having the birthday. The guy they had lunch with is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XQ

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Oh wait the tradie on the video call is kinda hot. Yes, I have been drawn into the video call.

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@glengyron It’s so going to be a fall. The technical term is PFO. These guys are very jovial.

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Oh Christ I have been drawn into this. Wish me luck.

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Bar staff have just asked them to be a little quieter.

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OK, so they’re trying to get the bloke on the call to commit to working on some building project. But the dates he’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Va

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The older Roxburgh character is now trying to take selfies. His mate looks over to me and says “He’s a bit of a fuc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XG

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They had a bottle of wine each at lunch, “about ten beers”, and at least four bourbons in the time I’ve been here.

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“We went to the worst fucking Thai restaurant in Haymarket and had to sit on stools…”

[Bloke on phone says “Fuck..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wP

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Oh right, that’s the same bloke. They had lunch with this guy because it’s his birthday and he’s getting married so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Of

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They’re now talking about not being invited to some other bloke’s wedding “because he thinks he’s friend’s with eve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ax

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They just called a mate on a video call and they’re complaining about the colleague they had lunch with because “he’s a sour cunt”.

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There’s a couple of old blokes at this bar who are way drunk on bourbon and coke. One of them is about 70yo and wou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…An

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@SimonXCIV It’s good to be healthy, and this is more or less on that path.

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@paulwiggins That just means “troublemaker”. :)

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@SimonXCIV Well that looks delightful. And others have complimented the Archie Rose too.

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@sylmobile Lol I saw one of them earlier today. So incompetent.

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@sleepingdingo Lol apparently I am called one in someone’s PhD thesis, but no. I just know a few ways to take good photos.

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@NickyWill100 Yeah they’re such good brown spirit cocktails. Simple. Balanced. Classics.

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Maker’s Mark has a promotion on for one of my favourite drinks, the Old Fashioned. Obviously I’d prefer a better Am..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QT

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I am now somewhere else where there are no squawking people and full strength cocktails, although it does mean I’ll be trolled mercilessly.

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@ktxby I won’t hold that against you. ;)

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@ktxby Haven’t we all? :) Nah this has more the PR vibe. Maybe I should make enquiries.

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@nkav Funnily enough I’m adding to my kit and I now have everything I need to do discreet audio livestreams and field recordings.

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And did I mention that this is in Surry Hills? Or did you guess that too?

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Oh, did I mention that all 11 of them are white? Very white. Oh how did you guess?

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Part of me wants to flee but (a) anthropology, and (b) $10 negronis (pictured). pic.twitter.com/THCjg1mOUB

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@cameronwilson That’s some pretty impressive manspreading.

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Now they are singing. It is 5.27pm on Monday.

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The table has already split into the blokes talking with blokes and women talking with women. Except the boss bloke..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7d

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Another women in her 50s is dressed in a sensible black summer sleeveless top and plain black slacks. Heels, yes, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u9

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Back to the women, there’s at least a little variation. One woman of a certain aged and dressed just a bit too reve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q7

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There’s a fat balding bloke at one end of the table wearing a green-striped short-sleeved polo shirt, something alo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Aa

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There are women too, of course. Summer dresses, or loose blouses and jeans, with plenty of shoulder revealed — tann.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jNs

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Loudest and in charge is a white bloke wearing jeans, brown elastic-sided boots, and an unironed but terrible expen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fi

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You know when a group of people walk into a bar and you just KNOW they work in advertising, marketing, or PR?

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imbadatlife utterly obsessed with this american site that has confused mince with mincemeat, and created this abomination pic.twitter.com/Y31NqYGYrV

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“More than a third of NSW drivers have opted for a digital licence” by @achanthadavong zdnet.com/article/more-t…

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@dawnstarau “We will take every step to show our anger with China short of actually doing anything.”

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@unclenchyourmaw Ah yes, I see what you did there. Maybe they don’t have bottomless bottoms in mind.

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@dobes @purserj Yes, the rosellas do this to me every morning,

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@dawnstarau I don’t know that particular thing but I’m sure it’s the one.

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While I do like the idea of a “bottomless brunch” I do think that given the location and the menu there’d be quite..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j8

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NickEvershed lol good luck with that news dot com dot au readers pic.twitter.com/bYu0vZrTf9

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@gambabiondo @marsuel_samden If only. I’d develop a deep and abiding interest in horse racing.

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@gambabiondo @marsuel_samden Lol a week ago is hardly “old news”. Anyway by definition it was news to me.

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Dear America, please pay your service workers a living wage. twitter.com/NPR/status/133…

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I am reliably informed that the Green Park Hotel has been bought by St Vincent’s and will be turned into some sort..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TW

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Thank God it’s Friday.

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One of Harry’s more prominent erections. pic.twitter.com/EkvStx1zWY

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@_midofo_ It’s very special fried rice indeed!

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Sadly the tram arrived at my destination, so the last thing I caught was that the land alone at Balgowlah was last..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eZ

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Apparently this rate was “disrespectful” because “I’ve been a company director” and “I’m more senior than that”. So..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dr

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He’s complaining that when TAFE offered him some casual work they only offered him $75 an hour. Something else he s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bj

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On a tram listening to two boomers discussing their terrible financial situations. One says he’s lived in the same..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…up

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Mon plan, remainder: Tram; errand; walk to Darlinghurst; back maintenance; walk to Haymarket, probably; whatever else I said I’d do.

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Fwiw, ONI does NOT have DMARC turned on. SPF seems to be in order however.

I am l33t h4x0r. pic.twitter.com/u0xqePjixy

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@dobes @purserj Put out a saucer of bread crumbs soaked in honey and see what happens. :)

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The Office of National Intelligence (ONI) is also a genius brain. pic.twitter.com/97z8EuBqOI

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You, a brain genius: I cannot tell you whether my porch light is turned on or not because it would jeopardise the s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AW

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That critical defence agency the National Australia Day Council, “swerved around answering any questions related to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PR

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Oh I forgot to add this hilarity. Apparently revealing whether you have DMARC turned on is a security matter. DMARC..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gm

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@awelder @_BertHandsome I meant to type “respectable and respected” but my technology decided to “help”.

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@dobes @TrishHepworth If I had a pet inchworm I would name it Derryn Inch.

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“DMARC inching its way onto Australian government domains” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/dmarc-…

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“Uncle Roger SHOCKED by the WORST Fried Rice Video (Kay’s Cooking)” youtube.com/watch?v=4qDyv-… I agree, it’s remarkabl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ul

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@franksting @AlboMP I was going to put it far less politely but I’m in a generous mood today.

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@_BertHandsome I like what you’re intending to do, but Hansard is a repeatable and respected operation whereas, etc.

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@SuperCroup There’s only so many things you can make make that smell like your vagina.

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@deejbah Good idea. Your brother sounds very sensible.

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@jonoabroad I don’t know, but I have concerns about those suits.

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@viveka @AlboMP So for Labor it’s… wait for it… a Party Trick?

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@AlboMP Wait. Are these two different people in the photo? pic.twitter.com/eQHnZXzrpG

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No, @AlboMP. Make sure they’re paid better and have better working conditions. A goddam medal for a few nurses don’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cT

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@moylecroft Many geeks spend too much time working ON their computer rather than doing work WITH them.

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These look very, very good and I would not complain if someone bought me one for Christmas. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…

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@moylecroft Finding out the cause is over-rated. If it’s fixed it’s fixed. In my experience geeks sometimes waste w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mh

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Ah no, all good. I think I know which cache was corrupted because I think it was my fault. Moving around two versio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fI

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Restarting my MacBook Pro in Safe Mode. Sigh. Prepare for some major sookage.

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@zerogeewhiz @zdnetaustralia And Hogan’s Heroes is just one typo away from Hogan’s Herpes.

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@ApostrophePong @DrRhysPockett He means usual place not usual meal. :) But yes.

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@zdnetaustralia I’m not a lawyer, so I was very happy that when fact-checked my analysis stood up to scrutiny.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Cyber attacks on COVID-19 vaccine production are not quite a war crime”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZM

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@DrRhysPockett @ApostrophePong Yep. Khun Wit has added a few little bits and pieces to the menu for summer.

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@ApostrophePong It’d have to be one dish in a group meal though, I think. Surely a human cannot live on raw salmon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XV

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TepidButterASMR Rudy did not appear sick on his podcast yesterday but he did drop a bunch of these as usual pic.twitter.com/P5O6Ltj5bY

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I couldn’t possibly imagine him doing this sort of thing. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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@purserj @dobes @rohan_p @trentyarwood No no, I know Danny Lim. Well, know his work and his visage. This was some o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DS

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It’s Monday! It’s @theharryshearer’s “Le Show”! pca.st/faakll6n

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@dobes @rohan_p @trentyarwood The other day I saw an older bloke in Chinatown wearing sandwich boards declaring tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MM

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@dobes @rohan_p That first one in the thread is very @trentyarwood areas too. Science!

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Laura Tingle on where Australia went wrong” pca.st/9co0k2zh Must be a long episode.

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JERKBIRD LOVES EURHYTHMICS. I think @ApostrophePong should see this too. twitter.com/benphillips76/…

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “It’s finally happening! Mass coronavirus vaccinations begin” pca.st/fcl23bkp

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Right then. I’m sure @SnarkyPlatypus will be all over this. twitter.com/NetflixANZ/sta…

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cxi This is getting ridiculous. MYSTERIOUS MONOLITH FOUND IN NEW YORK CITY. pic.twitter.com/K6NFbnBzow

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Here’s another photo from last year, a at Sydney Central station on 7 December 2019. This was taken at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iJ

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Either way, further alleged plans and links to other stuff may be found in the Weekly Wrap, along with a photograph..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x8

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One of my options is to rest before starting to watch @TimeGhostTV’s five-hour “Pearl Harbor Minute by Minute” in r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fh

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Mon plan, draft attack ostrich avoidance edition: Slow-ish start with a few small tasks; reading for a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tp

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bedizzle Rudy Giuliani has been taken to Walter Reed Pool Supplies.

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It’s another pleasantly sunny day in Sydney today. I shall follow instructions. pic.twitter.com/fXZDFNMGDJ

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@erstkate It’s something we can all achieve.

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Rudy Giuliani, eh? [Rolls eyes.]

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Monday. Your lacklustre performance will be noticed. Monday.

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