Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 8th, 2020

The_Shend Save money on expensive calendars for 2021 by reusing one from 1993 as the days/dates match. Bequeath it to the gra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Et

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stevemullis this photo is some accidental renaissance. there’s so much going on. pic.twitter.com/HB9c8KIhSD

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I don’t think I’ve ever written the words “growling out a squid” before.

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This also describes a lot of people I work with. twitter.com/JennaGuillaume…

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Looks like if he wants to maintain the look he’ll have to starting growling out a squid. twitter.com/justdanfornow/…

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I’m liking the idea of a Twitter feed of photos of every single person to be vaccinated. twitter.com/BBCHughPym/sta…

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GossiTheDog If you want some free malware, download some Cyberpunk 2077 PC torrents. It’s like a free duplicate of Malware Bazaar.

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JennaGuillaume here’s me pic.twitter.com/QU1f701tW2

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@darrenpauli @juhasaarinen I mean, yes, I did do some proper-ish first aid. But fuck going to the hospital at 2am.

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@darrenpauli @juhasaarinen Me, noticing there’s not really that much blood, to his friends: “Are any of you sober e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yC

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@darrenpauli @juhasaarinen Anyway the conversation went like this:

He: “I can’t stand up!”
Me, avoiding all the bl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lF

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@darrenpauli That’s pretty damn appealing you know.

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@darrenpauli @juhasaarinen I can confirm that cut achilles tendons would make such a thing impossible.

(I gave fir..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0N

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TheCannonHunter “What do you mean, we’ve got to order a scotch egg?” pic.twitter.com/8H1eMvSEPJ

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catshouldnt Who parked their cats? pic.twitter.com/MkfHflY2zq

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@aleeb88 @Picketer Huffing Deeply. Which is not a village in England.

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@phonakins I know how he feels. I know how both of them feel.

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Curious about this new burlesque act. pic.twitter.com/NALSjgcGPs

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@aleeb88 He does seem to have had enough. :)

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Seen yesterday: A sad flaccid Santa who needs a good blow. pic.twitter.com/6Y2OYqUJOy

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@FlyOpineMonkey Where is the hate? I am filled with LOVE for Matt Canavan. People keep picking on him.

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And what’s this about a football stadium? I am surprised this sort of thing might happen. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Cana… pic.twitter.com/NyNXgeHoNt

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Hmmm. “Canavan ‘Blindsided’; Senator Distances Himself from His Brother’s Share in Coalmine” (20 Feb 2019)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mW

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Gosh. Matt Canavan’s brother has coal company? Quite odd, then, than Matt Canavan was resources minister, because..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lk

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JacquiLambie 41 ADF members have died in active service in Afghanistan since 2001.

In that time, 700 veterans have died from s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ng

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robhatchmiller “I’m going to quit because I can’t have people executed, have to ask for shorter prison sentences & can’t try child..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2E

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juliarburnham I woke up in a cold sweat last night to create this content. I present: the Email Sign-off Alignment pic.twitter.com/SkNpXxrj5V

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purserj Today I learned that prettyscale is actually a thing.

For those not in the know, it’s a site that judges your attr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Op

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@JustJimWillDo @Timothyjgraham @SuperCroup Grass-Mud Horse! The vast and desolate Ma Le Gobi desert!

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@Timothyjgraham @SuperCroup @JustJimWillDo I’m guessing that it’s 50 cents because it’s not even a whole <unit of c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…76

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@danilic Like he said something like “We hope that all Australians will be home by Christmas”, not that he’d do it.

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@danilic It’s worth looking at the exact words that come out of Morrison’s mouth* ‘cos quite often he says he “hope..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yw

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Could @JustJimWillDo or @SuperCroup confirm this?

(Obviously I am only asking white people about Chinese things. T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hh

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@JustJimWillDo Quick! Step on it before it gets loose!

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@JustJimWillDo I mean if they’re only talking gin they must be bottles, right?

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GenChuckYeager Fr @VictoriaYeage11 It is w/ profound sorrow, I must tell you that my life love General Chuck Yeager passed just b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…22

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“Planning to have a few drinks this Christmas? Safe alcohol guidelines get first update in a decade,” and apparentl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O4

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I see that breakdancing is now an Olympic sport for 2024. I also see supporters pointing out it’s a lot like the da..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1d

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It must be nice to have a prime minister who isn’t a psychopath. “Jacinda Ardern apologises for failings in lead-up..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CS

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ctrlshifti stop talking to me about computers. i will never use a computer

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Goodness me, and in such an ethical industry! twitter.com/lenoretaylor/s…

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RadioFreeTom The “rural purge” of TV shows in 1971 is a fascinating cultural moment and one of the signposts nearly 50 years ago..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vW

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tjhorner my favorite thing is when services attempt to mask my email, like wow yeah what could it be pic.twitter.com/vMyqEPfJ2k

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BenjaminMillar Timeless paragraph. pic.twitter.com/uG6kEuiUwz

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@dawnstarau Do you want me to send a photo?

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Tue plan, 1.55pm update: I am now wearing pants.

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Slade Happy anniversary to one of the best quickly-yanked brand tweets of all-time. pic.twitter.com/z57iGeoHkk

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@paulwiggins Indeed. Obviously in tech reporting there’s another whole vocab that we see far too much of. I’ve been..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rf

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@timpoliti It’d be a very pretty run down the coast, so there’s that.

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NewtonMark A Productivity Commission report which recites things we already know and have known for a very long time, in respo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pz

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larissawaters The Greens are moving to suspend standing orders to discuss why the PM said he’d be participating the the Global Cl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XH

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The United States of America is truly a land of magic and wonder. twitter.com/petertinti/sta…

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@Nyx2701 Yep, we’re kinda designed to do that. That’s why sociolinguists was always my favourite part of studying l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xo

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“Normally our garden is immaculately presented,” says one woman in the language of real estate agents. Not that the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WH

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Things are not getting better in The America… twitter.com/markgongloff/s…

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We are all the cat on the right. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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patstokes “cats and dogs are so different, what’s up with that?” pic.twitter.com/X7IEIgjQTY

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@Ingeegoodbee These are all good ideas except the no train to Tullamarine thing.

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@RealNickHodge Low-level passes over the police academy in Goulburn? Or, actually, some roo shooting in those hills..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ck

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@RealNickHodge It would indeed be better with a Catalina than a Twin Otter, but one has to go with what’s available.

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@rohan_p @dobes I’µ liking these images a lot. Turning your ride into a mobile flyer is always a good tactic.

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@dobes @rohan_p Like, the whole thing is just Donald Encapsulated. And that Barron-cuddling shot is just creepy af.

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “What’s really behind China’s break-up with Australia?” pca.st/5vc2wows

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mattcdef2000 We normally drink lying down twitter.com/AlinaEacott/st…

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Tue plan, an observation: There’s a very real risk of shitposting on this web site being my main achievement today.

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Will a coronavirus vaccine *actually* stop you getting COVID?” pca.st/vu5jz8m2

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joeyalison Is it really fair to blame Trump for all the terrible things he did for the last 4 years?

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@Jayne13 The Twin Otter is no Catalina, but yes I imagine he’d have been all over it.

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@rohan_p Pretty much everything in that photo does.

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@cjsaus All good. :) For the record I am, in the lingo, “cis gay male” or some such. But you’re quite right about the 1000 words thing.

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davispg Given population growth over the same period (due to limited international flights) has been next to zero at what p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H7

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“We have ended the pandemic in March 2021.”

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“A Liberal government would have ended 2020 in 23 November.”

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Apparently even Time is a party-political issue. twitter.com/SimoLove/statu…

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My experience is that these items are the bare minimum in most workplaces. twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/st…

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mmasnick Holy shit. Rebekah Jones, the whistleblower who refused to fake COVID data in Florida, had her house raided this mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gq

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@msdwrites Au contraire, I might watch it and livetweet it.

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@davispg @jpwarren A trap I fall into in news writing is putting a quote in first and then my words explaining what..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lF

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jpwarren If you feel the urge to start a sentence with “simply put”, stop, remove it, and concentrate on putting things simply instead.

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@NewtonMark Lol that was an afterthought. :)

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TheSpaceshipper 2010: The Year We Make Contact was released 36 years ago today.

(FYI Contact was made in 1997) pic.twitter.com/ZgA71QS0qW

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This is magical. Also, who the fuck just randomly starts shouting at a priest? twitter.com/RevDaniel/stat…

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Quite a few people have noted the probability of stains, so I probably wouldn’t bother with clean sheets. twitter.com/brettbenzie/st…

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@aleeb88 I have made some bad choices recently.

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Anyway that’s my world for now. How are you doing? Are your toenails giving you grief?

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This thread documents the second and far more fascinating group: Two in the bar, one on a video call, and one that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wT

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Tue plan, a reflection on Monday night: In hindsight I can see that things started to go downhill when I was distra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…28

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Tue plan, taking everything into account: Slow start, obviously; do the rest of the reading and analysis which I me..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cM

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Tue plan, some background, part 2: I watched the first five 30-minute episodes of “Pearl Harbor Minute by Minute”,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ob

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Tue plan, some background, part 1: See attached. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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twothickscoops laughing so hard at this in the new cod pic.twitter.com/3vHDCBKXob

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@HousemaidFear OK, then. The sausages were 8/10. Fat and juicy, and well seasoned.

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And to repeat, none of this should be interpreted as criticism of the women and men who choose to serve their natio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aD

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Anyway, @SecArmy seems to be another of those bland interchangeable white-man cunts that infects Washington DC, so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1u

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More that quarter of a million dead in the US. I have trouble comprehending this. How high would those corpses be p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KR

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If I can be harsh, let’s just say that Pearl Harbor is basically a rounding error when compared with what’s happeni..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AU

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Sure, but deaths at Pearl Harbor totalled 2,403. US deaths from Covid-19 is 282,000 and counting. Now there’s a com..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3T

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Via @theharryshearer, “Lou Dobbs reveals the evidence behind the Stolen Election” youtube.com/watch?v=l_LnYw…

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@sfmnemonic Oh mate if you’re going to make that a criterion for anything in the US right now we’re all fucked.

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@s1cox Wow OK that is more than I want to think about on a Monday night. Which is one hell of a thing.

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@JustJimWillDo Exactly. There’s also a serious “Oh fuck it’s 5am” vibe there.

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@s1cox OK yes that bit. But not in a good way.

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@JayStephens Lol I see what you did there, and I like it.

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@EB685309 You need to move on from Windows 95.

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@s1cox I’m thinking the exact opposite of that.

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@stephens_ben Well he wouldn’t be the first incompetent man I’ve been in bed with. Far from it.

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@kayorchison Oh yeah, this is just what I’m like.

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I may have been drinking, but what would Rudy Giuliani be like in bed?

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I’ll make more critical comments, as in doing a proper review, in a couple of days. I have to pretend to do actual work this week.

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@grouchiegrrl Sure. The word you’re looking for is Backpfeifengesicht.

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And I’ve just watched the first five 30-minute segments. Another five to come when they’re, well, done. It’s seriou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ez

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moodvintage Diana Ross finishing a rib, 1980s. pic.twitter.com/bPr9qwT4wn

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