@jeamland It seems fair.
@brettbenzie @skwashd This is not as erotic as I’d hoped.
RT @paulwallbank: Listening to QAnon believers saying they won’t committ to exact dates for events leads me to think they’d be perfect to m…
@D_Keating @kels_316 The most amusing one for me is that some British Army units still keep that older spelling.

Leo_Puglisi6 Poor ol Gladys - the stress of the pandemic is finally getting to her. pic.twitter.com/vGc47sjhuJ
@DrRhysPockett All the pork!
@D_Keating @kels_316 Ah, see also this note in the ’pedia. https://t.co/lk8W9mjxCt https://t.co/QWAN53POjv
RT @kels_316: the old Clorox Twofor https://t.co/93QFpVcelA
@D_Keating @kels_316 No, it’s just an older spelling. Also the word “judgement†is spelled so except when talking about a legal “judgmentâ€.

Yeah nah. pic.twitter.com/SMWgepoww8
@alexkidman I mean I can see how that would work…
RT @COVID19NearMeAU: 🔗 Official source: https://t.co/eVdA5GCohN
RT @COVID19NearMeAU: COVID-19 Near Me updated with new locations from @WAHealth (31 Jan 4:20pm AWST):
➕New location: Perth Arena Convenien…
@SuperCroup Telephoto, but point made.
@JohnBirmingham @JustJimWillDo @damonayoung Nevertheless, I’m continuing to believe that Putin is in fact the owner… https://t.co/3tsNj1FU9h
@Bluesoulreggae @johnmcternan @ApostrophePong @dobes You’re making the mistake of thinking I care what you think.
I mean, she’s not. https://t.co/rN0QZq7L27
@glengyron No I’m fine with that.
@juhasaarinen No it’s not.

shauncrowe Every time I remember this message Eric Abetz transmitted to our nearest solar system I cry with laughter. pic.twitter.com/g9yE1CX75a
@skwashd Mate. No.
@zzap @RhombusHatesYou Pigs are Amazingâ„¢.
@zzap Lol nah, these are for a dog friend who I see every couple of weeks. He always gets a treat from me.
@steampowerednet I’m sticking with my original comment. :)

What is unnatural pork? Why would there be gluten in a pig? pic.twitter.com/guj5b8qygO

NeerajKA they are really fuckin these snails up pic.twitter.com/08JxylKYA9
RT @stilgherrian: If you missed any of the pilot episodes of “The 8pm Quiz†you can find them on this playlist. https://t.co/QDsq8naK6J htt…
RT @gathara: #BREAKING The ICC has proposed a network of camps it calls “The Pipeline” where highly-radicalized, hardcore, far-white, Shite…
yokoonobot Let’s not let the concept of mince pies opress us.
RT @pv_reynolds: the source of all energy in the universe: https://t.co/qP9JPzgwgI
IT’S THE FUTURE OF THE INTERNET! https://t.co/XRY1MPzxNl
@jxeeno How is it even in Australia?

roweafr jobkeeper joyride @FinancialReview pic.twitter.com/4CxPqxABJN

oliverdarcy Former QAnon believer to @andersoncooper: “I apologize for thinking that you ate babies” pic.twitter.com/IcVIwpYykd
@gab4moi They’e not THAT deep.
@jsleeio Of course. :)
RT @vanOnselenP: Tough day for Kevin Andrew’s losing preselection today. 30 years into his five year plan for the electorate of Menzies he’…
RT @rhysam: Only Reddit can save shares in Grecian 2000 now. https://t.co/f1tUSXyWyB
@AusSyndicialist He issued a statement when the Report came out, apparently. I haven’t bothered looking for it.
@NewtonMark So I am discovering.
Masters degree in international relations from Cambridge. Head prefect at Ringwood Secondary School. https://t.co/bsMQL7t73O
Barrister Keith Wolahan … Afghanistan veteran … former special forces soldier … 43yo … “moderate group in t… https://t.co/aIMcKhBucu
A number of people are asking me this question. It’s an interesting question. I have no insight into the potential… https://t.co/3iv5mpJBb5
This is a curious happenstance. https://t.co/Si72TTZJtz
@fictillius Aren’t random events a fucker. :)
@munin I am sorry that such a thing is all but impossible in your nation.
@munin Yes, we get alerts about the individual locations where a COVID-positive person has been with dates and time… https://t.co/hzW78AmRN8
TIL that Kevin Andrews is still still alive. https://t.co/d80pdxsQHK
People of Western Australia! Get into this. It’s handy. But don’t get obsessive. https://t.co/JFjDsq02st
@erstkate Won’t the boa get wet?
RT @COVID19NearMeAU: COVID-19 Near Me is now available in Western Australia based on location data from @WAHealth (31 Jan 1:00pm AWST):
➕1…
I would like to think that it’s not at all the same thing. https://t.co/6g5WLbuznn
@hackshadows @GrogsGamut @coldsnacks @Picketer Oh.
@s3_gunzel Don’t they have their own homes to go to?
Thank you, NSW Health, but why the hell would I want 30 people in my house?
@johnb78 @NewtonMark And that should shutter the argument.
@franksting @NewtonMark Sounds about right.
Tweet 2 of 2, for C programmers. Lol. https://t.co/GPjq1FX3RZ
Tweet 1 of 2, for C programmers. https://t.co/JjA3xMgaCX
RT @dsquareddigest: No it isn’t no it isn’t and no it isn’t https://t.co/gZ7RO0zr2k
@SuperCroup I mean the AU original. Sigh. Tying is HARD.
@NewtonMark @franksting Someone should send him this tweet. https://t.co/91J9VZbt7Q
@YvonneAdele @Ben_Shute Oddly enough, whenI first saw them the black one was bored as and has its chin on the floor… https://t.co/RjvtEhmUGJ
@nkav But will it last? :)
@SuperCroup Oh lovely. :) I took the (over-)acting as a valid directorial choice, but yes it’s more so than the US… https://t.co/zlAZNosXSP
@markc Well played. :)
I had to add that quote, otherwise I know I’d get all the ’splainers in the replies because some cunts just can’t help themselves.
Why are chimpanzees sending so much email?
(“Although bonobos are not a subspecies of chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes)… https://t.co/6LyReyBIVV
@expectproblems Where’s the fluffy dice?
@Craig_Harvey I wouldn’t go as far as that.
@AndrewRJamieson Lol it’s not posh, it’s traveling for purposes other than “businessâ€Â or “pleasureâ€.
Oh, if you mention this tweet in your interview you’re bound to get the job. https://t.co/r4v26K3nWl
@GrogsGamut @coldsnacks @Picketer A year ago we taste-tested these, comparing them to the actual food.… https://t.co/iT7JYBtS9n
Reminder to everyone on Twitter who’s learned all about epidemiology these last few months and has been Expressing… https://t.co/F2Gd939KQs
RT @parlertakes: Do your own research. https://t.co/SdPFRH0Gs8
@olivewhippet Lol why am I not surprised?
@AndrewRJamieson Yep. Thanks. Already a correction later in the thread. It’s been a long time since I used an ESTA.
@GrogsGamut @coldsnacks @Picketer May a draw your attention, etc. https://t.co/6YswA8FaoI
@juhasaarinen Huh?
RT @dunderment: People in TV shows sitting up in bed googling things on their laptops. What’s wrong with them? Why aren’t they lounging on…
@RhombusHatesYou “Luv Dolfy†is all class.
Oh right, they DO send out ESTA expiry notices now. Here’s what a real one looks like. Thanks, Cameron. https://t.co/nrzUQDHSBX
There are so many things to love* about the US immigration system, but the things I do love is that all the documen… https://t.co/uGOupUaisV

They especially don’t send them to people who have, you know, a visa lolpic.twitter.com/bpH9INBfQtQt
SCAM ALERT: This is not a thing. The US State Department does not email you when your ESTA* no-visa entry permit is… https://t.co/sWem9QUY62
@chuqtas @ApostrophePong @johnmcternan @dobes Now see it in the snow! https://t.co/V24ycyC72Q
@chuqtas @ApostrophePong @johnmcternan @dobes Ah, it’s in Oak Park, Illinois, which does not surprise me. And it’s… https://t.co/aGFwN8kH9I
Oh this is beautiful! @ApostrophePong @johnmcternan @dobes and all fans of brutalism. https://t.co/t6VbUPzfF4

GalwayPlayer What a shot by Qugas Gediminas Mikus…. wow pic.twitter.com/EPA55YUb2W
yokoonobot Imagine you’re the King of Peterborough. What laws would you revoke?
@Manic_Henry Oh lovely!
@_BertHandsome @kels_316 WHAT WAS THAT? YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP.
@drspacejunk @Airminded @ConversationEDU Per ardua ad hominin!
@kels_316 @_BertHandsome It took me several experiences before I learned not to call out people for having stupid names, I’m that dumb.
RT @HistoryMuppet: In 1995, Kermit the Frog had his own cologne released called Amphibia, and it was available exclusively at Bloomingdales…
Maybe this is why they gave Margaret court an AC. #culturewars https://t.co/Fh1ZeKYEzW

JamColley This is the funniest lede I have read in a long time pic.twitter.com/T3cjZ429hh
If you missed any of the pilot episodes of “The 8pm Quiz†you can find them on this playlist.… https://t.co/vobrQBSh70
@spottytwit Yes.
RT @stilgherrian: I mean it’s basically this. https://t.co/WZO7GR5bWs
RT @stilgherrian: NEW BLOG POST: “Why I’m moving off WhatsApp to Signal and Telegram†https://t.co/8w6CF1LEBD https://t.co/cwmTaEZpdm
Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “Predictive policing is just racist 21st century cyber-phrenologyâ€â€¦ https://t.co/O6pj4d92rd
Sun plan: A lazy day indoors, mostly, while the soggy day continues outside; ponder the month ahead, eventually; We… https://t.co/xMJQVN57Sb
@IanKath @purserj @dobes @ApostrophePong The cowards won’t open the window properly though.
@Manic_Henry Gotta love La Niña.

@Manic_Henry Yeah Rain Parrot says it’s dry, but mate no we are literally INSIDE THE CLOUD and the humidity is 100%pic.twitter.com/IqNTwQHJ6h6h
Mind. Blown. https://t.co/qvLe1Z9x9M

In the Blue Mountains the Great Sog continues for another day. pic.twitter.com/2RfJcamDHN
Sunday. Your preferred direction is downhill. Your preferred taste is blue. Sunday.
RT @hugoandalice: Unlike the NYT, Vanity Fair once again tells the truth 🤷ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸ https://t.co/wErBCTxj8g
RT @OnlyInBOS: There’s someone outside South Station and the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston holding a cross and yelling, “Bless the Short S…
Shall I get one of these? https://t.co/8bhNwelLwp
Oh look, yet another new @akira100p!
AKIRA100% Tray Juggling / ã‚¢ã‚ラ100%『ãŠç›†ã‚¸ãƒ£ã‚°ãƒªãƒ³ã‚°
https://t.co/OHONWn5r9j
@jsleeio @Asher_Wolf Oh dear God…
yokoonobot It’s Heimir Hallgrimsson awareness hour. Please consider Heimir Hallgrimsson for the next 60 minutes.

@R_Chirgwin Nice bracketing. pic.twitter.com/UerF5Ku07c

Will it get any closer than 2.4km, @R_Chirgwin? :) pic.twitter.com/Mga5A1PcST
@JM77 Five minutes of fame!

Plus a little bit of lightning. pic.twitter.com/tAezv50Y3T

Well this is happening. pic.twitter.com/hXk7wFzGVS

Random dogs at the shops earlier today. pic.twitter.com/adoV9Wss5Z
I mean it’s basically this. https://t.co/WZO7GR5bWs
NEW BLOG POST: “Why I’m moving off WhatsApp to Signal and Telegram†https://t.co/8w6CF1LEBD https://t.co/cwmTaEZpdm
RT @amgsmith: It’s Saturday. Everyone is at Bunnings. https://t.co/nkxZUrmbSY
@brenton_realph @SatPaper That’s usually the way with that quiz.
@GemmaTognini Also yes, it’s a daft take. The states are who did all the damn work here. Was it perfect? Of course… https://t.co/EHubaKY9Y7
It would seem that @GemmaTognini failed to grasp what the word “novel†means in the phrase “novel coronavirusâ€. The… https://t.co/6BXqu9R7Mt
@agunn I haven’t bothered checking how Google lists this stuff for Android, if at all, but I imagine the Android an… https://t.co/e81lD8AeS5
Anyway I put this together because I’ve got a blog post coming shortly, so I can point to it when I tell all my fri… https://t.co/V8MG5cqsIF
Also, there’s this, about processing your WhatsApp archives into a readable form. It was written before Telegram ad… https://t.co/PUHZ14FPCj
I also note that Telegram can now import a WhatsApp archive, so you can transfer your messages across. I don’t thin… https://t.co/fgveNjR04V
By comparison, here’s those for iMessage, Signal, and Telegram.
Signal only has your phone number. Telegram has sl… https://t.co/H5dGLL5UkG
I’ve stuck all the images over here in both PNG and JPEG. The JPEGs are much smaller. https://t.co/8HMgqbYmFk

Actually this one at 1200 x 6467 pixels is probably just fine. pic.twitter.com/t88Gom8CfM
Here’s a link to the full image, should you want a readable version. It’s 2700 x 14550 pixels. https://t.co/1DG0x17wr4
Inspired by this Forbes article “WhatsApp Beaten By Apple’s New iMessage Privacy Update†https://t.co/hyqlmyphbv I’… https://t.co/bG6LiPETGM
Progressing the plan. https://t.co/wLdShHG1mr
@larz In other people, yes. :)
@larz Lol I’m just too lazy to be corrupt.
@JohnBirmingham @nadinevoncohen Yeah that’d be right.
GIANT SQUID. https://t.co/p094GcVoIw
“Australia is out of the top ten in global anti-corruption rankings — why?†https://t.co/7KnPSn9M3u
Is it because… https://t.co/qly435QYSV
@BXGD Fair point.
He can fall my way any time he likes. https://t.co/McK8u3ALxT
“Younger than Biden†isn’t where I’d set t@PhillipAdams_1pAdams_1 lol.
Or can we perhaps look thew the future rather than to the past, and find some smart younger people with broader per… https://t.co/VigXnFKQ4D
RT @PhillipAdams_1: Can Labor parachute Keating into a safe seat? He’s only 77. Younger than Biden
@bigbadave “Bullshit�
NewtonMark $partner just called Jaycar, “like Spotlight, but for nerds,” and I feel mortally wounded.
yokoonobot CHAIRS. CHANGE. EVERYTHING.
“Here is a single completely incorrect ‘fact’ about Australia which I got from somewhere. In this paper I will desc… https://t.co/Gza6D2lg1C
@Sebastawa @rsalim20 @agirlinbklyn @AustralianOpen @serenawilliams @naomiosaka Lolwut? Australia is one of the most… https://t.co/wNYGQojmN5
Ditto. https://t.co/7UPPqaQl5r
@SuperCroup Alas the ABC doesn’t have the original AU series on iView at the moment, nor does Netflix. But I see th… https://t.co/o2C7L0kXK8
I’m quite enjoying @samishah doing the Gadfly column in @SatPaper these last two weeks. https://t.co/B2SyclsNKy
@SuperCroup Anyway I’d be very interested to hear Adrian’s take on it. I assume he’d be coming to the characters cold?
@SuperCroup Yep, Mandarin with subtitles. There’s also some Chinese text which I assume is just the characters bein… https://t.co/Tlq05ps94l
@SuperCroup Lol no I think this is cheating.
@ApostrophePong @dobes @purserj I can’t, no. And this is a large part of the problem. :P
@ApostrophePong @dobes @purserj I’m trying to figure out how to explain to the currawongs that they need to come do… https://t.co/NOIcNgNSAt
@juhasaarinen @SatPaper Not bad. I thought this week’s was a bit difficult.
@ApostrophePong @dobes @purserj Ouch!
Given that everyone on Twitter is now an epidemiologist I reckon you should all apply for this job. https://t.co/LpW7uxsacK
RT @AnarchyCoo: PFFF PFFF. WHO REFUSES TO SUBMIT IS LABELLED QUEER AND DECRIED AS A DISTURBING ELEMENT IN THE COMFORTABLE STAGNANCY OF MODE…
@reselsnark Wait. Surely “xow�
@reselsnark Xom!
I only got 4/10 in the @SatPaper quiz today and I am ashamed. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2021/01/30
RT @seamus: HARSH WRITING ADVICE: If you don’t stop forgetting that a company is singular then I’m going to come round to your place and th…
@reselsnark Not really, no.
RT @parlertakes: No. https://t.co/PD4L6tGoKB
Class A trolling. Thank you, Finland. https://t.co/2HCKUzgTPL
HEY HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU CLEANED YOUR REFRIGERATOR IS IT LESS THAN 10 MINUTES AGO NO IT IS NOT YOU FILTHY PEOPLE.
@dobes @sfmnemonic @NewtonMark @RealNickHodge We live in dangerous times.
@adamantium_wang Six-digit postcodes lack the rhythm though. :)
@sfmnemonic @NewtonMark @dobes @RealNickHodge How could you even think such crazy thoughts, Mike? :)
@LusciousLani Still, what a lovely-looking old thing.
@lindamciver @rgmerk Anyway I’m interested to see how they handle the rest of the stories, especially when 1920s Sh… https://t.co/b78YBFDLXz
@lindamciver @rgmerk Thanks for that. It’s clear, then, that this CN production started with the AU TV series not t… https://t.co/vqxBJdFnC7
@RealNickHodge Yeah I just spotted it. I am a goose.
Also, 1920s Shanghai I mean. I don’t know what the hell happened in this tweet. https://t.co/6UpLP0ZLME
@RealNickHodge Um… no?
@rgmerk I haven’t read the books either, so I can’t compare, but the AU series certainly at least hints at it. WW1… https://t.co/CeAJfRSHEA
I assume you’ve heard of this, @oberonsghost? First 30 x 45 mins eps (in pairs, so 15 x 90 mins stories) on… https://t.co/JAWRTFHYdE
@LusciousLani Yep, that’ll do the trick. Also, isn’t Esme such a name from its time! :)
Also, the sets and costumes are just fantastic. Also, East Asian fight scenes. :)
Some viewers will complain that Miss Su Wen Li isn’t as edgy as Lady Phryne Fisher, but this is set in the context… https://t.co/I58e7FbxBd
Last night I watched the first eps of “Miss Sâ€, a Chinese version of “Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteriesâ€, and it’s goo… https://t.co/SWklcjT560

@LusciousLani Won’t be long now. :) The cockatoos in Katoomba are used to the tourists so they’ll get very kepic.twitter.com/6C6doKJ7JAJ7JA
@NewtonMark @dobes @RealNickHodge Just slightly. Also, I should’ve tagge@sfmnemonicic in this, because it’s such a gorgeous example.

panoparker Today I learned that aggressive baby goats have to wear horn noodles to avoid hurting each other pic.twitter.com/NokkoQd2xn
@irisherself My pleasure, though I really should’ve said it was me being languid not the day. Oh wait, no, if you c… https://t.co/HLgppWlOb8
@purserj @dobes @ApostrophePong I had not, so thank you. :)
@marcuskelson Yes, I really much get some exercise happening.
@BenjaminNelan Not as a phone, as in talking, though I have heard people do that. Which is worrying.
@phenidone Dammit I missed that one.
@dinget @HappySinger @NewtonMark Yep, assuming the truck is what it is, that strikes me as good value.