@jeamland It seems fair.
@brettbenzie @skwashd This is not as erotic as I’d hoped.
paulwallbank Listening to QAnon believers saying they won’t committ to exact dates for events leads me to think they’d be perfec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yb
@D_Keating @kels_316 The most amusing one for me is that some British Army units still keep that older spelling.
Leo_Puglisi6 Poor ol Gladys - the stress of the pandemic is finally getting to her. pic.twitter.com/vGc47sjhuJ
@DrRhysPockett All the pork!
@D_Keating @kels_316 Ah, see also this note in the ‘pedia. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serjeant pic.twitter.com/QWAN53POjv
kels_316 the old Clorox Twofor twitter.com/twcau/status/1…
@D_Keating @kels_316 No, it’s just an older spelling. Also the word “judgement” is spelled so except when talking about a legal “judgment”.
Yeah nah. pic.twitter.com/SMWgepoww8
@alexkidman I mean I can see how that would work…
COVID19NearMeAU 🔗 Official source: healthywa.wa.gov.au/Articles/A_E/C…
COVID19NearMeAU COVID-19 Near Me updated with new locations from @WAHealth (31 Jan 4:20pm AWST):
➕New location: Perth Arena Conven..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pu
@SuperCroup Telephoto, but point made.
@JohnBirmingham @JustJimWillDo @damonayoung Nevertheless, I’m continuing to believe that Putin is in fact the owner..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9h
@Bluesoulreggae @johnmcternan @ApostrophePong @dobes You’re making the mistake of thinking I care what you think.
I mean, she’s not. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
@glengyron No I’m fine with that.
@juhasaarinen No it’s not.
shauncrowe Every time I remember this message Eric Abetz transmitted to our nearest solar system I cry with laughter. pic.twitter.com/g9yE1CX75a
@skwashd Mate. No.
@zzap @RhombusHatesYou Pigs are Amazing™.
@zzap Lol nah, these are for a dog friend who I see every couple of weeks. He always gets a treat from me.
@steampowerednet I’m sticking with my original comment. :)
What is unnatural pork? Why would there be gluten in a pig? pic.twitter.com/guj5b8qygO
NeerajKA they are really fuckin these snails up pic.twitter.com/08JxylKYA9
stilgherrian If you missed any of the pilot episodes of “The 8pm Quiz” you can find them on this playlist…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…70
gathara #BREAKING The ICC has proposed a network of camps it calls “The Pipeline” where highly-radicalized, hardcore, far-w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y3
yokoonobot Let’s not let the concept of mince pies opress us.
pv_reynolds the source of all energy in the universe: twitter.com/ddoniolvalcroz…
IT’S THE FUTURE OF THE INTERNET! twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…
@jxeeno How is it even in Australia?
roweafr jobkeeper joyride @FinancialReview pic.twitter.com/4CxPqxABJN
oliverdarcy Former QAnon believer to @andersoncooper: “I apologize for thinking that you ate babies” pic.twitter.com/IcVIwpYykd
NEW BLOG POST: “Week Wrap 557: Cyberpolicing, quizzing, and nostalgia for the Beforetimes” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/55…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qf
@gab4moi They’e not THAT deep.
@jsleeio Of course. :)
vanOnselenP Tough day for Kevin Andrew’s losing preselection today. 30 years into his five year plan for the electorate of Menz..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7t
rhysam Only Reddit can save shares in Grecian 2000 now. twitter.com/phillipcoorey/…
@AusSyndicialist He issued a statement when the Report came out, apparently. I haven’t bothered looking for it.
@NewtonMark So I am discovering.
Masters degree in international relations from Cambridge. Head prefect at Ringwood Secondary School. au.linkedin.com/in/keith-wolah…
Barrister Keith Wolahan … Afghanistan veteran … former special forces soldier … 43yo … “moderate group in t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cu
A number of people are asking me this question. It’s an interesting question. I have no insight into the potential..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b5
This is a curious happenstance. twitter.com/rwillingham/st…
@fictillius Aren’t random events a fucker. :)
@munin I am sorry that such a thing is all but impossible in your nation.
@munin Yes, we get alerts about the individual locations where a COVID-positive person has been with dates and time..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N8
TIL that Kevin Andrews is still still alive. twitter.com/J_C_Campbell/s…
People of Western Australia! Get into this. It’s handy. But don’t get obsessive. twitter.com/COVID19NearMeA…
@erstkate Won’t the boa get wet?
COVID19NearMeAU COVID-19 Near Me is now available in Western Australia based on location data from @WAHealth (31 Jan 1:00pm AWST):..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mZ
I would like to think that it’s not at all the same thing. twitter.com/deanog/status/…
@hackshadows @GrogsGamut @coldsnacks @Picketer Oh.
@s3_gunzel Don’t they have their own homes to go to?
Thank you, NSW Health, but why the hell would I want 30 people in my house?
@johnb78 @NewtonMark And that should shutter the argument.
@franksting @NewtonMark Sounds about right.
Tweet 2 of 2, for C programmers. Lol. twitter.com/mycoliza/statu…
Tweet 1 of 2, for C programmers. twitter.com/0xadr1an/statu…
dsquareddigest No it isn’t no it isn’t and no it isn’t twitter.com/chamath/status…
@SuperCroup I mean the AU original. Sigh. Tying is HARD.
@NewtonMark @franksting Someone should send him this tweet. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@YvonneAdele @Ben_Shute Oddly enough, whenI first saw them the black one was bored as and has its chin on the floor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GJ
@nkav But will it last? :)
@SuperCroup Oh lovely. :) I took the (over-)acting as a valid directorial choice, but yes it’s more so than the US..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SP
@markc Well played. :)
I had to add that quote, otherwise I know I’d get all the ‘splainers in the replies because some cunts just can’t help themselves.
Why are chimpanzees sending so much email?
(“Although bonobos are not a subspecies of chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VV
@expectproblems Where’s the fluffy dice?
@Craig_Harvey I wouldn’t go as far as that.
@AndrewRJamieson Lol it’s not posh, it’s traveling for purposes other than “business” or “pleasure”.
Oh, if you mention this tweet in your interview you’re bound to get the job. twitter.com/NSWHealth/stat…
@GrogsGamut @coldsnacks @Picketer A year ago we taste-tested these, comparing them to the actual food…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9n
Reminder to everyone on Twitter who’s learned all about epidemiology these last few months and has been Expressing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qs
parlertakes Do your own research. pic.twitter.com/SdPFRH0Gs8
@olivewhippet Lol why am I not surprised?
@AndrewRJamieson Yep. Thanks. Already a correction later in the thread. It’s been a long time since I used an ESTA.
@GrogsGamut @coldsnacks @Picketer May a draw your attention, etc. pic.twitter.com/6YswA8FaoI
@juhasaarinen Huh?
dunderment People in TV shows sitting up in bed googling things on their laptops. What’s wrong with them? Why aren’t they loun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1v
@RhombusHatesYou “Luv Dolfy” is all class.
Oh right, they DO send out ESTA expiry notices now. Here’s what a real one looks like. Thanks, Cameron. twitter.com/heycam/status/…
There are so many things to love* about the US immigration system, but the things I do love is that all the documen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sV
They especially don’t send them to people who have, you know, a visa lol. pic.twitter.com/bpH9INBfQt
SCAM ALERT: This is not a thing. The US State Department does not email you when your ESTA* no-visa entry permit is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…62
@chuqtas @ApostrophePong @johnmcternan @dobes Now see it in the snow! pic.twitter.com/V24ycyC72Q
@chuqtas @ApostrophePong @johnmcternan @dobes Ah, it’s in Oak Park, Illinois, which does not surprise me. And it’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9I
Oh this is beautiful! @ApostrophePong @johnmcternan @dobes and all fans of brutalism. twitter.com/twcau/status/1…
GalwayPlayer What a shot by Qugas Gediminas Mikus…. wow pic.twitter.com/EPA55YUb2W
yokoonobot Imagine you’re the King of Peterborough. What laws would you revoke?
@Manic_Henry Oh lovely!
@_BertHandsome @kels_316 WHAT WAS THAT? YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP.
@drspacejunk @Airminded @ConversationEDU Per ardua ad hominin!
@kels_316 @_BertHandsome It took me several experiences before I learned not to call out people for having stupid names, I’m that dumb.
HistoryMuppet In 1995, Kermit the Frog had his own cologne released called Amphibia, and it was available exclusively at Blooming..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cQ
Maybe this is why they gave Margaret court an AC. #culturewars twitter.com/RealTimeWWII/s…
JamColley This is the funniest lede I have read in a long time pic.twitter.com/T3cjZ429hh
If you missed any of the pilot episodes of “The 8pm Quiz” you can find them on this playlist…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…70
@spottytwit Yes.
stilgherrian I mean it’s basically this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
stilgherrian NEW BLOG POST: “Why I’m moving off WhatsApp to Signal and Telegram” stilgherrian.com/essay/moving-o… pic.twitter.com/cwmTaEZpdm
Me at @zdnetaustralia Wednesday: “Predictive policing is just racist 21st century cyber-phrenology”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rd
Sun plan: A lazy day indoors, mostly, while the soggy day continues outside; ponder the month ahead, eventually; We..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sb
@IanKath @purserj @dobes @ApostrophePong The cowards won’t open the window properly though.
@Manic_Henry Gotta love La Niña.
@Manic_Henry Yeah Rain Parrot says it’s dry, but mate no we are literally INSIDE THE CLOUD and the humidity is 100%. pic.twitter.com/IqNTwQHJ6h
Mind. Blown. twitter.com/abcbrisbane/st…
In the Blue Mountains the Great Sog continues for another day. pic.twitter.com/2RfJcamDHN
Sunday. Your preferred direction is downhill. Your preferred taste is blue. Sunday.
hugoandalice Unlike the NYT, Vanity Fair once again tells the truth 🤷🏼♀️ pic.twitter.com/wErBCTxj8g
OnlyInBOS There’s someone outside South Station and the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston holding a cross and yelling, “Bless th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eb
Shall I get one of these? twitter.com/djbaskin/statu…
Oh look, yet another new @akira100p!
AKIRA100% Tray Juggling / アキラ100%『お盆ジャグリング
youtube.com/watch?v=z9E0PZ…
@jsleeio @Asher_Wolf Oh dear God…
yokoonobot It’s Heimir Hallgrimsson awareness hour. Please consider Heimir Hallgrimsson for the next 60 minutes.
@R_Chirgwin Nice bracketing. pic.twitter.com/UerF5Ku07c
Will it get any closer than 2.4km, @R_Chirgwin? :) pic.twitter.com/Mga5A1PcST
@JM77 Five minutes of fame!
Plus a little bit of lightning. pic.twitter.com/tAezv50Y3T
Well this is happening. pic.twitter.com/hXk7wFzGVS
Random dogs at the shops earlier today. pic.twitter.com/adoV9Wss5Z
I mean it’s basically this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
NEW BLOG POST: “Why I’m moving off WhatsApp to Signal and Telegram” stilgherrian.com/essay/moving-o… pic.twitter.com/cwmTaEZpdm
amgsmith It’s Saturday. Everyone is at Bunnings. pic.twitter.com/nkxZUrmbSY
@brenton_realph @SatPaper That’s usually the way with that quiz.
@GemmaTognini Also yes, it’s a daft take. The states are who did all the damn work here. Was it perfect? Of course..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y7
It would seem that @GemmaTognini failed to grasp what the word “novel” means in the phrase “novel coronavirus”. The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mt
@agunn I haven’t bothered checking how Google lists this stuff for Android, if at all, but I imagine the Android an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S5
Anyway I put this together because I’ve got a blog post coming shortly, so I can point to it when I tell all my fri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IF
Also, there’s this, about processing your WhatsApp archives into a readable form. It was written before Telegram ad..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cj
I also note that Telegram can now import a WhatsApp archive, so you can transfer your messages across. I don’t thin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4V
By comparison, here’s those for iMessage, Signal, and Telegram.
Signal only has your phone number. Telegram has sl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kG
I’ve stuck all the images over here in both PNG and JPEG. The JPEGs are much smaller. drive.google.com/drive/folders/…
Actually this one at 1200 x 6467 pixels is probably just fine. pic.twitter.com/t88Gom8CfM
Here’s a link to the full image, should you want a readable version. It’s 2700 x 14550 pixels. drive.google.com/file/d/1lPtVkZ…
Inspired by this Forbes article “WhatsApp Beaten By Apple’s New iMessage Privacy Update” forbes.com/sites/zakdoffm… I’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GM
Progressing the plan. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@larz In other people, yes. :)
@larz Lol I’m just too lazy to be corrupt.
@JohnBirmingham @nadinevoncohen Yeah that’d be right.
GIANT SQUID. twitter.com/mrgnarchrIRL/s…
“Australia is out of the top ten in global anti-corruption rankings — why?”theconversation.com/australia-is-o…u
Is it because.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YSV
@BXGD Fair point.
He can fall my way any time he likes. twitter.com/Draculasswife/…
“Younger than Biden” isn’t where I’d set the bar, @PhillipAdams_1 lol.
Or can we perhaps look thew the future rather than to the past, and find some smart younger people with broader per..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4D
PhillipAdams_1 Can Labor parachute Keating into a safe seat? He’s only 77. Younger than Biden
@bigbadave “Bullshit”?
NewtonMark $partner just called Jaycar, “like Spotlight, but for nerds,” and I feel mortally wounded.
yokoonobot CHAIRS. CHANGE. EVERYTHING.
“Here is a single completely incorrect ‘fact’ about Australia which I got from somewhere. In this paper I will desc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1C
@Sebastawa @rsalim20 @agirlinbklyn @AustralianOpen @serenawilliams @naomiosaka Lolwut? Australia is one of the most..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N5
Ditto. twitter.com/steve_vladeck/…
@SuperCroup Alas the ABC doesn’t have the original AU series on iView at the moment, nor does Netflix. But I see th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K8
I’m quite enjoying @samishah doing the Gadfly column in @SatPaper these last two weeks. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/opinion/diary/…
@SuperCroup Anyway I’d be very interested to hear Adrian’s take on it. I assume he’d be coming to the characters cold?
@SuperCroup Yep, Mandarin with subtitles. There’s also some Chinese text which I assume is just the characters bein..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4l
@SuperCroup Lol no I think this is cheating.
@ApostrophePong @dobes @purserj I can’t, no. And this is a large part of the problem. :P
@ApostrophePong @dobes @purserj I’m trying to figure out how to explain to the currawongs that they need to come do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…At
@juhasaarinen @SatPaper Not bad. I thought this week’s was a bit difficult.
@ApostrophePong @dobes @purserj Ouch!
Given that everyone on Twitter is now an epidemiologist I reckon you should all apply for this job. jobs.health.nsw.gov.au/jobs/covid-19-…
AnarchyCoo PFFF PFFF. WHO REFUSES TO SUBMIT IS LABELLED QUEER AND DECRIED AS A DISTURBING ELEMENT IN THE COMFORTABLE STAGNANCY..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O7
@reselsnark Wait. Surely “xow”?
@reselsnark Xom!
I only got 4/10 in the @SatPaper quiz today and I am ashamed. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2021/01/30
seamus HARSH WRITING ADVICE: If you don’t stop forgetting that a company is singular then I’m going to come round to your..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tq
@reselsnark Not really, no.
Class A trolling. Thank you, Finland. twitter.com/Reuters/status…
HEY HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU CLEANED YOUR REFRIGERATOR IS IT LESS THAN 10 MINUTES AGO NO IT IS NOT YOU FILTHY PEOPLE.
@dobes @sfmnemonic @NewtonMark @RealNickHodge We live in dangerous times.
@adamantium_wang Six-digit postcodes lack the rhythm though. :)
@sfmnemonic @NewtonMark @dobes @RealNickHodge How could you even think such crazy thoughts, Mike? :)
@LusciousLani Still, what a lovely-looking old thing.
@lindamciver @rgmerk Anyway I’m interested to see how they handle the rest of the stories, especially when 1920s Sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xz
@lindamciver @rgmerk Thanks for that. It’s clear, then, that this CN production started with the AU TV series not t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C7
@RealNickHodge Yeah I just spotted it. I am a goose.
Also, 1920s Shanghai I mean. I don’t know what the hell happened in this tweet. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@RealNickHodge Um… no?
@rgmerk I haven’t read the books either, so I can’t compare, but the AU series certainly at least hints at it. WW1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EA
I assume you’ve heard of this, @oberonsghost? First 30 x 45 mins eps (in pairs, so 15 x 90 mins stories) on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dE
@LusciousLani Yep, that’ll do the trick. Also, isn’t Esme such a name from its time! :)
Also, the sets and costumes are just fantastic. Also, East Asian fight scenes. :)
Some viewers will complain that Miss Su Wen Li isn’t as edgy as Lady Phryne Fisher, but this is set in the context..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bd
Last night I watched the first eps of “Miss S”, a Chinese version of “Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries”, and it’s goo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…60
@LusciousLani Won’t be long now. :) The cockatoos in Katoomba are used to the tourists so they’ll get very keen. pic.twitter.com/6C6doKJ7JA
@NewtonMark @dobes @RealNickHodge Just slightly. Also, I should’ve tagged @sfmnemonic in this, because it’s such a gorgeous example.
panoparker Today I learned that aggressive baby goats have to wear horn noodles to avoid hurting each other pic.twitter.com/NokkoQd2xn
@irisherself My pleasure, though I really should’ve said it was me being languid not the day. Oh wait, no, if you c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b8
@purserj @dobes @ApostrophePong I had not, so thank you. :)
@marcuskelson Yes, I really much get some exercise happening.
@BenjaminNelan Not as a phone, as in talking, though I have heard people do that. Which is worrying.
@phenidone Dammit I missed that one.
@dinget @HappySinger @NewtonMark Yep, assuming the truck is what it is, that strikes me as good value.