@HelenInLeValley @jonkudelka I think you mean scallops.
RT @stilgherrian: It’s true. Twelve whole years ago! How time has flown. #fisting
Are you new to this Twitter history? Please read “ Fist…
RT @stilgherrian: Someone should make one of those guess-which-genre games, “Boxing/MMA/UFC or Gay Porn?â€. https://t.co/dLZiW2sXZz
@hazchem @jonkudelka She’s on an… an interesting journey.
@jonkudelka That’s the one that Twitter didn’t delete. Check this one. https://t.co/KFdU8UKIjg
I guess we’ll never know. https://t.co/PLgXP3aJGm
@paulkidd You’re thinking of chocolate.
@s1cox I think you’re seriously over-estimating how closely I’m following this story.
@DharmaBray @AntonEnus @ToryShepherd @adlWW @murpharoo @latingle No need to be that brutal. They can ask their question.
RT @fineanddanya: Went antiquing today and found what I thought were some cute letters but turns out https://t.co/EUrsncAEAp
IT’S OK EVERYONE YOU CAN RELAX NOWpic.twitter.com/HE23xTuMHUHU
@AntonEnus @ToryShepherd @adlWW @murpharoo @latingle Too many moderators are afraid of, you know, moderating. All t… https://t.co/s6Ospt363c
@joannejacobs It may happen one day.
Sun plan, a look back: I had a three and a half hour nap rather than getting some writing done, but clearly I neede… https://t.co/Dv4ZcIR2qv
@jonstribling Yep, I’m glad this pair of gang-gangs has decided to explore our patch.
NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 561: Still-hidden writing and remembering my last flight†https://t.co/1X1pUAISgX Cover… https://t.co/YdLrizlmPA
“Local Sociopath Actually Sticks To One Beer Promise Down The Pub†https://t.co/8ZJM2tRcgh
@ari_hall Lol exactly.
RT @VinGuptaMD: Since many have asked today, all approved covid vaccinations are VERY effective in preventing normal lungs (on the L) from…
The gang-gang cockatoo (Callocephalon fimbriatum) couple has returned today, the male being a little bolder than th… https://t.co/PzlZiqKsH8
estherschindler Don’t anthropomorphize computers. They hate that.
@dobes @swearyanthony On a scale of zero to five puppies it’s… what?
@damana Lol.
@dawnstarau I think you’ve given me a new hobby.
@LusciousLani I was thinking that lol.
@damana It’s a living. :)
RT @jpwarren: Also available in sticker form: https://t.co/pBfNhqNzZh https://t.co/spW9qTurSS
@dawnstarau @dobes Like those week-by-week books in the 1980s.
@LusciousLani That would’ve been its previous incarnation? Before it closed? (I’m trying to recall the years involved.)
@dobes @dawnstarau This baby seems to have a head *and* a hand, so that’s a great start.
@dawnstarau I like your thinking!
genderoftheday The gender today is a brave chinchilla with a spider on a leash.
Indeed, one of the three key buttons further down the page is “Noise Hotlineâ€. There is a 1 in 3 chance the reason… https://t.co/HF6fT4H6sL
Lol check the video at the top of the website for the Great Northern Hotel, Newcastle. “The People’s Pub†if the pe… https://t.co/zeNQ6WxPOW
RT @mediajunkie: he should learn to code https://t.co/UtZJd0gAH7
Strife212 STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE pic.twitter.com/7be7SCU3vF
@cameronwilson Excellent. I guess.
@paulwallbank I assume you know the time Jay Rosen expressed these thoughts on 7.30?
@cameronwilson I see a video of some young guy with a beard who seems to be having some sort of breakdown. Is that what I’m meant to see?
@paulwallbank I mean, if they enjoy it then fine. I think they’re wrong in the head, but at least their choice makes sense for them.
@paulwallbank I am constantly intrigued by the people who tune in every week and complain every week how terrible i… https://t.co/ykyjLpnUvK
@MatthewBevan @benraue Then again, maybe The Age has clocked their audience. :) https://t.co/AaUq4bSVKF
@OaaSvc @MatthewBevan @NewtonMark Indeed.
@MatthewBevan @benraue Yep, and I think that “interested and intelligent†is an OK assumption given they’re listeni… https://t.co/QkGdUWHHn6
@benraue @MatthewBevan So the question is, is news about politics, say, only for people who are already steeped in… https://t.co/Ql201EpPyN
@benraue @MatthewBevan The other was a vox pop I did the day after a state cabinet reshuffle in SA, and I wanted to… https://t.co/ROgD9IhbCM
@benraue @MatthewBevan I was influenced by two things. One was the book “Cultural Literacy†which introduced the id… https://t.co/RPAYMMvdsX
I think @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard @NewtonMark need to see this. https://t.co/Jlkf31A7hN
@benraue @MatthewBevan Exactly.
@benraue @MatthewBevan A long-standing gripe is that news writing often assumes too much knowledge, making it inacc… https://t.co/aASOpZ5c9E
@benraue @MatthewBevan But to answer the question, I reckon provide context for all of them. No harm being clear an… https://t.co/AD1zSZUzJb
@benraue @MatthewBevan More importantly, Maitland is ambiguous, because there’s one in SA.
Sun plan: It’s already past 10.30am and I haven’t eaten yet so I’ll do that soon. But eventually I’ll get around to… https://t.co/Umj0DlMqzX
RT @Glaven1994: NZ picked the wrong time to move capitals https://t.co/tsxcxjCxn0
BennettTomlin Checking out my WordPress drafts and it’s probably good I never finished this one pic.twitter.com/d7VhAr7Uq1
@marklawrence @paulkidd Indeed, these are very goaty goats.
@Drag0nista I’m very much of the view that people need to take responsibility for what they shove into their brain… https://t.co/BYjPduqgLf
@Drag0nista Never, I suspect.
RT @steve_philp: Worst Easter Egg Hunt ever. https://t.co/1CsuhOCTOm
RT @NewtonMark: Hey @AlboMP, you know that if you just go off the reservation and say on TV that Labor is committing to better than #80aDay…
RT @duckbytheoboe: Predator is older now than Rear Window was when Predator was released. https://t.co/eEsCZzYfyd
RT @ddoniolvalcroze: Japanese company makes human-sized masks based on our pets’ faces
(https://t.co/hpcsWJ6fSQ) https://t.co/heH7js000W
I hadn’t event thought of this aspect. I was going on the visual style, not the word “ringâ€. Do people even use “ri… https://t.co/aeZikJWFTz
Sadly the original steakhouseorgaybar.com seems to be broken right now.
It’s a sunny day in the Blue Mountains today, but dare I start on the backlog of laundrypic.twitter.com/waOKYHd1OwOw
@aspientiae Which one is that?
Someone should make one of those guess-which-genre games, “Boxing/MMA/UFC or Gay Porn?âpic.twitter.com/dLZiW2sXZzsXZz
@SilvesterSJ @NewtonMark @MatthewBevan Fwiw this was Stephen Conroy. It was an off-record meeting, but I think he’d… https://t.co/xFSKjtUp7J
@patrickmougin Do we? I’ve tended to use “program†rather than “show†for both, but that relates to some complicate… https://t.co/ZfhJu6pQyE
@SilvesterSJ @NewtonMark @MatthewBevan I wrote a thing about this some time ago: “Twitter Discourse 1: Fuck off, sw… https://t.co/qriHHBpF0f
I think some of you are watching The Bad Program (Sunday) and you should be ashamed of yourselves.
@MatthewBevan @NewtonMark And to think that the neo-puritans at Twitter would try to block all this everyday speech.
RT @MatthewBevan: Got a voice-to-text message from my (very nice) boss on Friday arvo https://t.co/sEWYurYh3G
RT @markhumphries: Excellent. https://t.co/wBGfpyC5vl
@alexkidman I see what you did there. But to answer the question, I still laugh at both how stupid it was and how r… https://t.co/EXxGMuQG8j
The other was this observation from Thursday this week. You’re welcome. https://t.co/kMXjf9uoVy
Which brought to mind two other mentions of fisting. One was this live Palmer image from 2013. pic.twitter.com/I9qGxT9Jfx
It’s true. Twelve whole years ago! How time has flown. #fisting
Are you new to this Twitter history? Please read… https://t.co/w5ima4zZPN
Sunday. In a sense, we are all cardboard. Sunday.
@kcarruthers Yes. I would also like to see a @JaneyGodley voiceover version. ;)
To be fair, this is what they do on TV and in the movies. One of those media obsessives should do a “supercutâ€. Or… https://t.co/cNx8IJi3x7
@DavidFeng Also watch this. https://t.co/wzbO3B6QHY
@DavidFeng This thread will amuse you then. It amuses me. https://t.co/OckSyIVQ8m
@jplonie @Viss @84Aleha It’s interesting how so very few locations were disguised beyond putting up a few US street… https://t.co/gXIzIS5dUd
@dawnstarau I’d better check with @jonkudelka because this sounds very It’s On to me.
@Viss @84Aleha Here’s just the Sydney ones. No idea how complete this list is. https://t.co/9gPZjwUOmA
@dawnstarau Is this from today?
@joelpmichael That’s the chap.
@84Aleha @Viss Actually possibly not a warehouse. Maybe a garment factory. This area used to be the centre of the r… https://t.co/zyGU1kI0Sd
@84Aleha @Viss And here’s that bridge in Google Maps. :) https://t.co/pz2kc3H0l4
The movie was shot in Sydney, The… https://t.co/CVEvuieBy4
@Lemonfades Not that I’ve ever heard. We’re not really into naming the Moons.
Now Watching: A WW2 training film for US soldiers explaining how to behave in Britain, “A Welcome to Britain†(1943… https://t.co/7An2MB2Ars
@MisterABK Pleasure’s all mine. :)
Oh dear, the last minute of the narration is so cheesy. But that’s a great window into 1964.
STUDDED LEATHER BELTS!
Lol Fairfield Council was so worried about “leather-jacketed hooligans†in the park at night that they hired a care… https://t.co/8oFIWuOL8K
@fictillius Hahahaha suck shit!
“Those under the age of 21 now outnumbered people above that age, with large numbers of teenagers often seen gather… https://t.co/AylaoDNgve
Full Moon is NOW at 1917 AEDT.
“The western Sydney suburb of Fairfield was reportedly in the grip of a delinquency epidemic… dramatic changes, d… https://t.co/BC7eVwhHXg
From @abcnews “Four Corners†in 1964, “Young people running amok in 1960s Sydney†(15m24s) https://t.co/7TDwLQ0pis
Here’s a different edit. https://t.co/zPMM2kxnLx
Would you like to see an Eyewitness News promo from SAS 10 Adelaide dated 1986? Of course you would.… https://t.co/Gu13m8i9jA
RT @Rabe9: WA Liberal campaign material literally just assuming they’ll be in opposition https://t.co/Bi43c40DEt
@DavidFeng That’s not a jerkbird, because it’s not a large parrot, but it’s certainly clever. I was in a conversati… https://t.co/OnuFEzKk9r
@MorpheusBeing Careful. Bad things will happen.
“Bach - Toccata in D Minor on Electric Toothbrush Organ (ft. Beanzo)†https://t.co/W3dUdrgzJD
@DavidFeng By “natureâ€Â you mean “lunchâ€.
@jaci_wiley Try asking people what next week’s weather will be like. :)
@paulkidd See also “How women in old movies talk to some dude they just met†(1m39s) https://t.co/tBZuHsh8Gr
@paulkidd Isn’t it just beautiful. :) I stumbled across this guy’s weekly videos the other day and they’re just so… https://t.co/iuXGraaER4
“When Your Friend Actually Takes a Social Media Break†(3m27s) https://t.co/31C2WJNt4B
Full Moon is in one hour at 1917 AEDT.
“I’m quite comfortable with my heterosexuality. Why do you ask?†(2m17s) https://t.co/72w7kSRTSY
I am quite enjoying the work of @MisterABK and I think you will too.
“Watching Every Old School Cartoon†(27 sec) https://t.co/2I41HVmQP1
No, we all know it’s going to be Peter Dutton. https://t.co/Yjsx48T01q
I commend this excellent* story to you. https://t.co/LzvJ95gH0a
RT @DALupton: The issue is not to body-shame anyone, but to note that Morrison apparently needs to ‘relax’ after a ‘stressful week of deali…
Full Moon is in two hours at 1917 AEDT.
Full Moon is in four hours at 1917 AEDT.
RT @StarrburyMike: Look at these naive Twitter folks getting all excited about the Manhattan DA having Trump’s tax returns, thinking it’s t…
RT @Maximus_4EVR: Behold the Golden Trump. https://t.co/dd2T0LVa2i
HunterFelt Meanwhile on the shelves of Philip K Dick’s Sporting Goods. pic.twitter.com/Ip8e1bYMx7
@joannejacobs @stufromoz @franksting Assuming it’s not running late.
@CosmicRami On the other hand… https://t.co/feoMxFSg3z https://t.co/K281fhBXvC
@CosmicRami These are the correct numbers. https://t.co/D1AlzBweG7 https://t.co/R1YeyaMM7p
I think @CosmicRami will enjoy CARROT’s idea of what the Moon can do. (Yes, I’ve filed a bug report lol) https://t.co/qztACskJOA
@teambuild3r [Bows.]
@oberonsghost @jpwarren With the way these policy names are going…
“Teh Lurd Of Teh Tennis†and it’s probably for @CptHollingworth and @expectproblems. https://t.co/pMPRIuPuAY
Yes. It’s called Facebook. https://t.co/Zjlvquy8Wj
Well, @jpwarren, here’s a slogan we can all get behind. https://t.co/IT0DpA709M
@twcau Do you mind? I would never do that!
@juhasaarinen @SatPaper Nice work.
The Senate inquiry into the impact of feral deer, pigs and goats in Australia has asked for yet another extension t… https://t.co/xZrLYV0l9m
A barely adequate 4/10 in the @SatPaper quiz this week. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2021/02/27
@samishah While fart jokes are certainly the height of comedy, imho this is a much better line.
So @samishah’s Gadfly column this week is remarkable for mixing ship and chicken metaphors in the same paragraph —… https://t.co/8C9KDqg4HV
@wolfcat Read the whole thread before replying. :)
RT @BernardKeane: I’ve written more media policy than anyone in the Australian media, and I can tell you what journalists won’t: media poli…
RT @kcarruthers: OMG it’s an actual golden calf 🙀
‘Worshipping the golden jackass’: CPAC mocked for displaying giant gold Trump statue http…
@stufromoz @franksting Fwiw the waiting rooms are open at Blue Mountains stations, but only when the station is sta… https://t.co/uGtzkNAsG0
RT @sovietvisuals: “The past is rewritten so quickly, you don’t know what’s going to happen yesterday†Soviet joke
@expectproblems Give me a dose straight into my veins RIGHT NOW!
@carolduncan @dobes @rohan_p @cameronwilson @sexenheimer @NewtonMark Fuckin’ big shark too.
@dobes @rohan_p @cameronwilson @sexenheimer @NewtonMark Mind you, if I were sitting near her in a restaurant I’d ma… https://t.co/QdavVlJSn8
OK, I have people telling me this really was a tweet that they saw before Twitter deleted it for breaking the rules… https://t.co/CtKjrtrTyF
llisonmickel WRONG. God created ONE gender and a RIB
But I wouldn’t expect a rib to know that pic.twitter.com/zMD4dSLk6m
@stufromoz Indeed. Thanks for all that.
This is perhaps the most sensible response to that first tweet. pic.twitter.com/jr97MnfYgR
Plus this one from 2018 where she expresses ignorance about these evil things called “cloudsâ€.
Pay her no attenti… https://t.co/fuDwQiQ5LR
I’m pretty sure that N*omi W*olf time travel tweet that’s doing the rounds is a fake, but there is this genuine one… https://t.co/DKC0syGn1L
@stufromoz Yeah there’s been a bit, eh.
@stufromoz Know offhand if there’s any recent updates of this knowledge? I see that article is from Jan this year b… https://t.co/dVHJ5S6cuj
@leifnixon Agree about the appropriation though. :(
@leifnixon Sorry yes , I see your point. Someone commented on that further down as “an Odal rune with extra arms, a… https://t.co/mJuNBexBZP
@brokenchip @leifnixon Sure. Masters of semiotics. pic.twitter.com/DeEwYmA0yh
OrchidBertelsen Large funding rounds are cool and all but have you tried having a profitable business?
@brettrann Oooh I just noticed this! Thanks for the heads-up.
@leifnixon Without agreeing or disagreeing, putting a border on a shape to highlight its outline is a basic design… https://t.co/Uekke4Pjnr
Anyway it turns out that COVID-19 may cause erectile dysfunction after all so it’s worth being careful. https://t.co/Biwux7i2Xz
@dahowlett Lol I’m just the messenger here Den!
@Wyld It’s fascinating, but we’re all so screwed.
England, via a [PROTECTED] account. pic.twitter.com/YUHzUpeGhW
Reassuring, 2 of 2. https://t.co/BLJomdJkY2
Reassuring, 1 of 2. https://t.co/QyzT355M5F
@CARROT_app @brokenchip Ah, the world’s greatest scientist!
Sat plan: Lazy start; lots of reading leading to a little writing later up; 1917 AEDT Full Moon. It’ll be a balance… https://t.co/8EnkbpDBmH
@brokenchip @CARROT_app That’s the joke.
@alexkidman It me!
@NickyWill100 OK then, Happy Birthday. :) Are you sure you had enough candles at the last one, or possibly too many?
@brokenchip @CARROT_app You have a choice of data sources, but this was the BoM forecast. Always remember, a foreca… https://t.co/sd5FF2s3Xh
@CARROT_app I am but your puppet, physically and emotionally.
@NewtonMark @DanielOCnr It continually amazes me how engineering gets re-used over such long timeframes.
@ApostrophePong Adam Curtis has been at it again I see. :) He’s been copping a bit of criticism lately for linking… https://t.co/06bKWyrVfH
Very @DrRhysPockett areas in today’s @jonkudelka @SatPaper satirical drawing. https://t.co/lQ9VKkAlUK
@CARROT_app All I mean by that is that I put off doing the laundry until Monday, which is the next allegedly sunny… https://t.co/ynyzJ6lwb9
@CARROT_app This goes a long way towards explaining my shortage of clean underpants.
In the Blue Mountains the Great Sog continues for another day. @CARROT_app’s disinformation about it being sunny is… https://t.co/5nzrPZVm5b
RT @NewtonMark: It’d be nice if FB provided a user setting to turn the news back off.
Saturday. Please learn to differentiate between Georgian arches and Victorian arches, because your life may depend on it. Saturday.
@dobes @_BertHandsome Why don’t you look at this instead, @dobes? https://t.co/YlkXh6UUpz
@dobes @_BertHandsome Why. Are. You. Doing. This.
dobes The jokes write themselves pic.twitter.com/vDrKKBX3cO
@_BertHandsome @dobes Yes, @dobes, why are you doing this to yourself? Is this some educational thing for the baby?
RT @FXMC1957: 26 February 1852. John Harvey Kellog was born in Battle Creek, Michigan, USA. He co-invented the breakfast cereal Corn Flakes…
@jpwarren If only the government invested in startups, eh?
“Could a common barnacle help find missing persons lost at sea?†Sure, if it’s trained well enough. https://t.co/6B8IjSOmxo #dogsofthesea
drmistercody Potato Head gender reveal party. pic.twitter.com/1n6QiZ38s6
@_chesty @nmeaustralia @lukebuckmaster You’re thinking of the movie “BMX Bandits†I think. https://t.co/D8FxPmGCmr
@Viss It’s good to have annual traditions.
@DanielOCnr @NewtonMark There’s an older 1-litre engine but I didn’t want to make Mark feel bad. https://t.co/PlnogC1Iys
“Chancesâ€. Obviously. @nmeaustralia @lukebuckmaster https://t.co/x44WeN1UuI
@DanielOCnr @NewtonMark Why yes, I did just fact-check the displacement of an old Volkswagen engine.
RT @JimMFelton: Hi it me Piers Morgan, that guy who calls everyone a snowflake. Today I think the world’s ending because a children’s potat…