Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 2nd, 2021

Histreepix British Prime Minister Boris Johnson gives a rousingly British speech to sovereign British fish in sovereign Britis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dj

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fesshole I have never heard my wife fart. We were courting - that was a thing once upon time - for seven years and we’ve bee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m3

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johnb78 Bold move, I personally would have chosen to make it out of steel twitter.com/D_JervisBardy/…

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jonkudelka [cooks spinach pie]
Spinach: this could have been an email

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@SnitSkeptic @shaneoneill @Grady_Booch Folks, I’m happy to not be in this tread any more. It’s far from me first ti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SG

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@Glaven1994 Oops, I forgot about the holiday gap.

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culturewars2 Comfortable pillows are chipping away at manliness

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@reubenhelms Lol. I coped with the typos, and follow your argument. Not sure that I think it deserves the usage, bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DP

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@reubenhelms It’s a serious question, but about language use. Why say “Customers consume the APIs” rather than “The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qJ

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Isn’t whether it has anything to do with Trump one of the key points the impeachment needs to determine?

Criminal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ha

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@D0nPerfect0 No, because it’s not a discussion by deranged people.

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Why would spinach reveal its key battlefield tactical advantage? twitter.com/ctatplay/statu…

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NSWRFS Following a request from Western Australia the is deploying the Marie Bashir (Large Air Tanker) and lead pl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rh

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@Colgo Mixed hotel and luxury apartments, I believe.

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NGruen1 TROLLEY PROBLEM

You are on a trolley and someone gives you the choice between a magic wand, a silver bullet and 20..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xH

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It’s 300% worse* than “consuming content”.

* Using standard objective measures of badness.

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Why do we have the phrase “consume the API” instead of just using it?

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Hey @dobes @NewtonMark @jpwarren… but the tweet that started this thread is also amusing. twitter.com/ClemUhhh/statu…

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So far this is “Why would you want to do laws as code?” background, plus “smartphones in your pocket are very power..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bw

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@adam_turner It always seems to take three more steps of annoyance to log in that are necessary, though of course it’s not alone.

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cryptcrier eeby deeby pic.twitter.com/TsRt168myL

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This young crimson rosella seems to be interested in what’s happening in here. pic.twitter.com/2KGt71RJbT

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BenNguyenTV Received a viewer complaint with this sign off and I’ve found my new email signature pic.twitter.com/TwGTQTo2NV

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“Loading Microsoft Teams…”

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@Thefinnigans No need to be cruel. :P OK so I learned COBOL too, but I never had to use it in anger.

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@johnhand9 @ZDNet That’s back from when the laws were first passed. Nothing has changed yet, but here’s where we’re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wF

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Starting in half an hour: at 1700 AEDT “Future Law: Rules as Code - Writing laws that computers understand” eventbrite.com.au/e/future-law-r…

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@jewsagainstfash @JustJimWillDo I’ve always wondered whether the young couple who live there now have any idea of i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ih

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@D_Keating @dobes @dawnstarau @zdnetaustralia I have seriously lost track of this thread.

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@stevage1 See first tweet in thread. :)

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I see that health minister Rhymeswith is at it again today.

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fanfiction_txt “I wanna get fucked.” says Buffy as she use her sexy red fingernails to rip a hole in the pussy-area of her pink ba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9z

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stephendziedzic Foreign Minister @MarisePayne speaking in the Senate on military coup in Myanmar. She’s discussed the takeover with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oi

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yokoonobot Life is too short for a bad pencil.

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jpwarren I assume this is a test to see if parents actually read the consent form @DETVic ? pic.twitter.com/mItwYe6LQx

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“‘He’s done so much for Collingwood — I think he could have ensured his legacy if he fell on his sword yesterday,’.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NWX

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@rohan_p @MsLods @dobes Thanks. And yeah, what a glorious mess.

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I know it’s a state matter, @TimWattsMP, but you need to be aware. twitter.com/FootscrayBot/s…

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@dobes @MsLods @rohan_p I have already suggested this, but as you know the smart money is on James Paterson.

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@SteveMolk @CARROT_app Yeah I promise to be more careful with my CARROT Microverse in future. Like a Tamagotchi.

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@MsLods @rohan_p @dobes And yeah I had a bit of a whinge about the slow progress last month. zdnet.com/article/austra…

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@MsLods @rohan_p @dobes You might well think that, yes. But does the committee elect its own chair? I don’t know the protocol.

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@JustJimWillDo @CARROT_app I assume my failure was that I arsed around taking screenshots instead of following inst..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tH

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@rohan_p @dobes @MsLods The Senate has authorised PJCIS meetings for today through Thursday, so there’s that. pic.twitter.com/ALCNMCPVOx

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@ApostrophePong We had this last summer with the bushfire smoke. N95 masks!

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@CARROT_app No spoilers on the gameplay, but no it didn’t end well. Sorry, everyone. pic.twitter.com/6hfZXNGrIS

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fanfiction_txt sociopats are cool BITCH so fuck you (and i am not a sociopath i just like em BITCH oh and i am not a tsundere what ever BITCH)

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@dobes @RealNickHodge I am not used to you being serious in these matters.

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@brentspargo @CARROT_app Yeah and do I really need another thing to worry about? :)

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@Jovianshadow @CARROT_app Hmmm. I found that rearranging the interface made it better than the previous version for me. YMMV, obviously.

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Exploring the new @CARROT_app Weather I’ve reached this screen. Advice please. pic.twitter.com/h8IBDpzHKc

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towernter And that’s how machine learning works pic.twitter.com/qOGZGYTgQG

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@jpwarren @rohan_p @dobes @wolfcat A quick hose-down to remove all the human excrement should do the job.

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slytherinus sam’s response always breaks my heart into a million pieces pic.twitter.com/gYmQPXtSpi

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@dawnstarau @zdnetaustralia @dobes I’m happy to do that because I am a mere correspondent so as far as their IT is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XW

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@dawnstarau @zdnetaustralia Ping @dobes, though I know it’s not your thing either.

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@ApostrophePong 154? Wow! Is this the annual forest clearing thing from the south or something else?

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@dawnstarau @zdnetaustralia Hmmm. Fine on my Telstra 4G up here. Or well, this is SEP.

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What is the key functional difference between a political donation and a bribe, if any?

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@reselsnark Oh whacko, ain’t that always such fun!

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@dobes @jpwarren @wolfcat @rohan_p Want me to give him a quick nibble to check?

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I assume that Cymulate is that new technology for creating artificial Welshmen and Welshwomen. twitter.com/BrianHonan/sta…

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DoktrNick The Australasian Darter caught a rather large fish in the lakes yesterday. pic.twitter.com/sKFW1qGIMr

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@reselsnark For me it was the awkward rhythm.

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@jonkudelka I love how at school you are never your own identity, but just an initial on a surname.

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@reselsnark That pun is only partially successful, I feel.

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@duckbytheoboe @Tarale @erstkate According to Uncle Roger’s friend who runs Mei Mei, the high-powered induction sto..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tu

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yokoonobot There are two types of people in the world: those who are dreaming of items of dirty laundry and those not dreaming..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…64

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@dannolan @wolfcat Now check your data usage for that test. :)

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Actually, this spinach sending email thing. I’m not so sure. Was it really the spinach crop? Or was it infiltrated?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gi

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“Doctors must now prescribe drugs using their chemical name, not brand names. That’s good news for patients,” and y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…35

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“Australia-PRC Trade and Investment Developments: A Timeline” australiachinarelations.org/content/austra…

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“Scientists have taught spinach to send emails” euronews.com/living/2021/02…

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@wolfcat Maybe PR firms should just do that as a routine thing to get us to read their press releases.

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IndigenousXLtd A brief anti-racism 101 crash course for those throwing rocks at Collingwood from the safety of their own glass hou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1z

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“Almost half of these [federal government] human error breaches resulted from personal information being sent to th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uj

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“Most federal government data breaches caused by human error, report finds,” but then”human error” is down to syste..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rC

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@davidlmorris And yet oddly enough when you search for their names they never turn up. Perhaps they just don’t use..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pp

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@joneaves That would indeed be valuable, but that’s bespoke research and therefore way more expensive than a fortni..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gv

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I continue to be intrigued by this phenomenon. Massive positive ratings for Scott Morrison as Pm and for the federa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zk

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And so ends this week’s Essential polling. You can always find this at essentialvision.com.au and subscribe for an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fi

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And the final question is about: Concern towards removal of Google search and Facebook news essentialvision.com.au/concern-toward…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9C

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“Q. Thinking about the next 12 months, do you think 2021 will be a better or worse year than 2020 for each of the f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tf

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Views towards early federal election essentialvision.com.au/views-towards-…

The view that it would “just be opportunism” is even..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TR

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When interpreting those figures, consider this question from two weeks ago. The “Other” voters are twice as likely..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fY

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Gender and age and voting intention breakdown of all those things. Curious. I wonder who paid for these questions…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VD

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Confidence in Covid-19 vaccine rollout essentialvision.com.au/confidence-in-…

Interesting that there’s more confidence in it bein..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i9

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Preference towards federal vs state government Covid-19 vaccine rollout essentialvision.com.au/preference-tow…

A big “Don’t know”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kt

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“Q. How would you rate your state government’s response to the Covid-19 outbreak?” essentialvision.com.au/state-governme…

I’ll le..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5s

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“Q. Overall, how would you rate the federal government’s response to the Covid-19 outbreak?”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ac

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Ah, we have Federal Voting Intention figures. essentialvision.com.au/federal-voting…

Two-Party Preferred is 44% Coalition, 47% La..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eQ

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Hey Kids, it’s an Essential polling Tuesday, so let’s see what we can find. essentialvision.com.au/category/essen…

As always this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OK

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@bastardsheep I’m sure, so to be on the safe side I’ve wiped myself down.

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@ApostrophePong True. I’m not using my account as much as I mighty either.

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It was me. Also, there were a few minutes of sun so I’ve put some laundry on, and I’ll hang it out soon. It’s all m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hE

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@quietkooky And now owned by Chinese parent companies, I see. :)

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So since all that rain tonight, something here has decided to spray the air with pollen or spores or something goddammit.

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@ApostrophePong See if someone will put you on their account as a family member.

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Maybe Australian steel fabricators should ask themselves why they didn’t win the tender, and fix that.

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Lol some 79% of the original steel in the Sydney Harbour Bridge was fabricated in England. Arsehats. twitter.com/9NewsSyd/statu…

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But Eddie IS the challenge. Or as we might more accurately say, the problem. Why is a bigoted B-grade bogan game sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lg

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Rubenerd There’s always one. pic.twitter.com/V55yO8CvSH

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jkass99 Found a very normal person pic.twitter.com/BrZWAEPAxh

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@stillchip @IanWoolf I’m talking public servants not politicians. And banning all comment because some comment is bad is just daft.

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@juhasaarinen I have precisely zero more access to such things than you do.

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The idea that, say, a customer service worker in Centrelink should be banned from expressing an opinion on defence..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q0

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“Opinion: Public servants should not be judged for the opinions they hold as citizens of their nation”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L8

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Fake news. David Attenborough was never young. twitter.com/MichaelSmyth_/…

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nevenaspirovska If Kyrgios drops out of the AO early, I’m absolutely blaming it on the shonky food his manager has been cooking up..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DU

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donie The MyPillow account has been suspended. pic.twitter.com/XAAxjW6re2

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_BertHandsome Aged like a carton of milk in the hot, Australian sun. twitter.com/smh/status/134…

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dwabriz You say coup, Beijing says cabinet reshuffle twitter.com/poppymcp/statu…

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Vinncent “A woman conducted her aerobics class in Myanmar without realizing a coup was taking place. Behind her, a military..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Om

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BirdCentralPark Central Park’s Bow Bridge on this snowy day. pic.twitter.com/V37NFCSDai

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “When might we see more cases in WA’s outbreak?” pca.st/ao12x9xu

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Tue plan: Slow start; figure out some story pitches that’ll pass the Corella Test; administrivia; 1700 Future Law:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ND

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parlertakes To be fair, that’s exactly the reason why he should never have been the president. pic.twitter.com/sJRfDj0Ulu

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Apparently President Roosevelt was on all the drugs as well. Lol. twitter.com/RealTimeWWII/s…

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Still laughing at this. Note, definitely laughing at, not laughing with. Arsehats. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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megbernstein Come again pic.twitter.com/94phuajVWT

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@dobes @purserj I can confirm, the continuous “No, that’s a terrible idea, fuck off” is an accurate description of the editor’s job.

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In the Blue Mountains the Great Sog continues for another day. There was 40mm of rain overnight at Mount Boyce but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6V

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Tuesday. Maybe everything is made of chocolate chip fudge, even the stolen car and the medical imagery. Tuesday.

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