Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 3rd, 2021

I’m going away now before I cause any more discord.

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stilgherrian Here’s another one. pic.twitter.com/2zLlezGr9q

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stilgherrian Or, you know, if you just want to have a crafty wank over it.

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stilgherrian Should anyone need a new Twitter avatar, here’s today image cropped appropriately for a circle mask. pic.twitter.com/yhfZryDGYZ

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@lin_nah @pjf That is terrible. Also, I am doomed.

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@JustJimWillDo It’s about 7 or 8kg of oranges each. That’s a lot of citric acid.

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@garystark @cameronwilson Yeah there’s something wrong happening in his head.

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“4 men ate almost 70 pounds of oranges in under 30 minutes to avoid an airport’s excess baggage fees”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yB

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@cameronwilson “Kelly has also… claimed that renewable energy would cause kids to drown because it would make swi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hz

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Reading this opus of public service journalism from @cameronwilson: “Backbencher Craig Kelly has been criticised fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dv

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Pollytics There are people who say they are across WA electoral politics, then there’s Mr Bowe. twitter.com/PollBludger/st…

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WorldBollard ⚠️⚠️REMINDER⚠️⚠️

NEVER stand on a bollard.
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Another Rule 34 moment here, folks. twitter.com/YoungMasterPau…

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You’d think a company as massive as Amazon would hire a CEO who’d be better at understanding risk, or understood th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UP

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Histreepix The Terminator has he first appeared in the original opera. Palermo, 1875. pic.twitter.com/oE1x4TX0nZ

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@jpwarren It’s payment that can and should be be given to any senior executive.

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yokoonobot Celebrity art piece no. 18

Yoko: Sting?
Sting: Yoko.
Yoko: Sting….
Sting: YOKO!
Yoko: STING!!!
Sting: Yoko…
Yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B2

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@jpwarren In one episode of “Wire in the Blood” the victims were tortured and killed while strapped naked on a chai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yy

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@Wilks6 Oh I’m well across this. :) Some of the rainbow lorikeets here learned this trick years ago.

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JustJimWillDo What sort of dickhead do you have to be to have a tattoo of a state that looks like a flaccid dick on your head?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mM

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bitb Notes of “let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another’s speech.” (..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vq

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ParkerMolloy This is a story about a Trump appointee seemingly unaware that their job was going to end on January 20th. That’s r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ks

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@BlueShiftNZ Oh wow I haven’t heard that in decades. Do I count all the birds, or just the magpies, or just the ones who came inside?

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@JeffJL54 I’ve counted my toes and all of them are accounted for.

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@dawnstarau It had. But one has wandered back in. Since I can’t be arsed sweeping up some spilled sunflower seeds t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pd

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@andrewdotnich So the other day you asked about magpies? Here’s today’s thread. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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The last magpie has finally left the house.

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Why would Scott Morrison’s Coalition government want to “‘swamp the world’ with bureaucratic, politically correct,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RZ

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joshgnosis Lol this vastly overestimates government competency when it comes to running tech (which is why I think it is a ter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yo

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geeksam This tweet would work much better without the word “how”. twitter.com/IEEESpectrum/s…

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yokoonobot Imagine if the world was panic-buying hp laserjets.

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OK there’s five of them now. I really must vacuum the carpet after all that rain. I am embarrassed. pic.twitter.com/0ZP82ra20r

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Given that’s where I dropped some bird seed earlier I suppose that’s fair.

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I tried to back off but they started chasing me. pic.twitter.com/rcRrDEn7Fe

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So hey @dobes @purserj @ApostrophePong I have created an ongoing situation.

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The magpies have decided that I need to give them some food. This is a wide-angle view. The lead magpies are less t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VO

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@_BertHandsome Two fingers, plenty of thrusting. It’s all there in the video.

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I mean who wouldn’t want to be fingered by Craig Kelly?

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cameronwilson NEW w @BIAUS

Struggling to keep across all the Craig Kelly’s conspiracy theories, misinformation and denials that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vn

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NewtonMark Droplet-borne transmission. pic.twitter.com/zD1z22juk2

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@MutantBadgerTwo @HatokTalk “Rex” is a news photo agency. And this was when colour newspapers were still relatively..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…az

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After spending time down in the valley below transponder coverage, RESCUE 202 has come back up to the park where th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yx

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Hmmm. RESCUE 202 is doing circles in the valley, which rarely means anything good.

(That Australian Army Taipan wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dd

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@dobes @purserj @jonkudelka Actually I think they’re paintings rather than prints? A mix? I dunno. Whatever they are, they are gorgeous.

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bastardsheep Maybe these should be handed out to people who didn’t bring a mask to wear on public transport? pic.twitter.com/KkrrTQ620Y

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@dobes @purserj Oh wow! Yes, 1930s Japanese printmaking is such a stunning thing. I am going to tag in @jonkudelka..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lt

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yesthatelise If your team is up to thirty engineers and they’re all cis straight white guys, it’s too late to turn the corner on diversity.

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JohnQuiggin Now that Morrison has dumped on Craig Kelly, will Albo have the guts to do the same to Joel Fitzgibbon?

Betteridg..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ar

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michaelharriot We’re watching the Republican Party split into two factions:

1. White nationalists

2. White nationalists with merch.

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@SuperCroup You have a “Why did I think that?” function? I could use one of those.

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@SuperCroup “It’s not his birth certificate, it says ‘Certificate of Live Birth’.”

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@SuperCroup As far as NSW Government is concerned that’s exactly what they’re designed for. Some organisations’ idi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1m

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@TimNoonan It’s equivalent according to the NSW Government. :) But yes, there are arsehats who don’t get it.

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The New Daily has gone with “slapdown”. pic.twitter.com/EIl5MMB63z

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SuperCroup One of the most amusing/irritating things is boomers who live in houses worth $800k and with super balances around..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pq

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“Service NSW begins digital photo card trial,” if you live around Penrith. Postcodes 2750, 2745, 2747, 2748, 2749,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ct

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@RoyceWilsonAU My schoolteachers certainly weren’t fans of disruption. They said so on my report cards.

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@NickyWill100 They will definitely change the game with their next-generation products.

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Sprung into action.
Hauled into the office.
Dressed down.
Parrots go SQUARK! twitter.com/beckaroo81/sta…

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Is end-to-end the same as 360-degree? twitter.com/msftsecurity/s…

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Almost certainly later rather than sooner.

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Sooner or later tech PR firms will realise that describing their client as “disruptive” is no longer seen as a plus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5x

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Rare footage of PMO and the Press Gallery at work. pic.twitter.com/3LyFtB7sET

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@franksting Yeah it’s kind of a genre piece lol.

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@SimonThomsen Fair point, but whatever it is I’m still going with “remarkable”.

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@jpwarren @NewtonMark Mark keeps saying that learning to fly an airplane is easy, so by that logic… And yet he di..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9m

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simonhackett Speed vs Velocity pic.twitter.com/ASifVkLWGD

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@jpwarren Just get PwC to run it. Sorted.

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jpwarren Imagine if AusGov had invested in getting good at tech so that a “search engine as public good” idea was something..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GN

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Wasn’t the UK strain supposed to be more contagious?” pca.st/a8nfu7hb

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GreenJ what if they ‘dressed up’ Craig Kelly instead? Various characters from fiction and fairy tale suggest themselves. twitter.com/RonniSalt/stat…

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chrisfarren “KILLING OF ROAD RUNNER”
Chris Farren, 2021
Watercolor/ink pic.twitter.com/mkBJ1C2651

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yokoonobot You are an elephant. How old were you when you realised?

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@rockyr1000 There’s a lot of them about these days, as it were. You have my sympathy.

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Juanita_Phillip Let’s honour the memory of a good person by using straightforward language, not meaningless cliches.

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Juanita_Phillip In fact, the only time tributes really flow is on social media - unsolicited. But this horrendous cliche predates that by decades.

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Juanita_Phillip If we are being transparent, “tributes flowing” means we (media) call up other people to get them to say something…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QB

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Juanita_Phillip Today’s journo challenge: when somebody famous dies, try to find a way to tell it rather than “Tributes are flowing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JM

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Lol Twitter won’t let me link directly to a CGTN video on YouTube, even though it’s just some chickens.

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@dobes @kels_316 Much like my ZDNet profile pic.

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Remember, SCOTT MORRISON is an anagram of MORAL LEADERSHIP.

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Reminder: This is the meaning of “reverse ferret”. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reverse_f…

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Which is why Bernard Keane is right here. In the perpetual present of the gallery goldfish, Monday Morrison was a w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bz

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Of course the Ferret-in-Chief’s reverse ferret is equally impressive. Just two days from “He does a great job in Hu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fo

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In this reverse ferret the ferret has reversed so fast it’s turned itself inside out! pic.twitter.com/Dp6vNlVKs4

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cameronwilson lol this is going to send his conspiracy fans nuts twitter.com/jekearsley/sta…

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@purserj @ben_hr I know that at least one of our leaders was ex-CMF and took the paramilitary angle quite seriously..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qd

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@azzski It keeps us alive in these troubling times.

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@purserj @ben_hr I may also have played this as a Venturer. What the hell were they teaching us?

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Or, you know, if you just want to have a crafty wank over it.

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Should anyone need a new Twitter avatar, here’s today image cropped appropriately for a circle mask. pic.twitter.com/yhfZryDGYZ

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Reductress Jeff Bezos to Become First Amazon Worker To Get A Break: ow.ly/qKan50DpBAh pic.twitter.com/EaFr1TdzYC

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Wed plan, finally: Very slow start;* consider once more what I might write about in the immediate future; poke at s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oj

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Indeed. When a presenter tells his producers he’s outta here… twitter.com/rohan_p/status…

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For all of Newsmax’s faults, leaving themselves open to be sued for a lazy billion isn’t one of them. This is a rem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kk

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As usual the NSW Health notification is thorough is a little stark in its comments. Chances of an infection are low..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gx

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“Of particular concern was the use of potentially non-sterile equipment for colonic irrigation, facial micro-needli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pX

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IMPORTANT: Did you go to this “wellness” place in Bondi Junction any time in the past… um… seven years? Jesus w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S4

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@IndelibleFink @DrRhysPockett @expectproblems They are also depressingly busy, alas. For some reason health data sc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mx

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@IndelibleFink @DrRhysPockett @expectproblems A health data scientist and a games developer seems like a good combination to start with. :)

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I believe Mr Keane has this one 100% correct. I don’t want it to be correct, but here we are. twitter.com/BernardKeane/s…

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willozap this face though pic.twitter.com/TPscmq2e2s

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Well, if we put @DrRhysPockett and @expectproblems together somehow, could this happen? twitter.com/IndelibleFink/…

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In the Blue Mountains the Great Sog continues, and also I have been chastised. pic.twitter.com/67iMRE3wIB

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@EnsignR If she drops her knickers and takes a shit in the street at the same time? While initiating a genocide? An..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jX

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Does the dressing gown have an embroidered monogram? twitter.com/samanthamaiden…

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bmiller808 The algorithm reading our texts so it knows which ads to throw at us pic.twitter.com/8neHCH8o5X

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@JustJimWillDo @dobes @purserj No. I know the window is dirty, but that wasn’t one of the dirtiest bits.

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I feel quite safe knowing that Greg Hunt is in charge.

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@dobes @purserj They don’t some singly do they. Also, a crimson rosella has just came over and licked the window se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wd

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Wednesday. This is the third time that these serious issues have been raised with you. Wednesday.

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