Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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February 5th, 2021

Yes, yes, I said I was gone to watch videos, but a friend sent me some screenshot off the internet and I decided to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ni

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Lol notice anything odd about this photo of the US Capitol included in this FBI agent’s Statement of Facts? Look ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U0

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OK, that’s enough Friday for me. I’m going to watch some videos. Gorn.

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If you missed the previous series, then check out The 9pm End of Spring Series 2020.
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Or Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dI

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I’m thrilled to report that just 24 hours into the two-week campaign we’re already 53% of the way to Target One. Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gb

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PLEASE CONSIDER: This Pozible campaign for The 9pm Autumn Series 2021 is now open. the9pmedict.com/autumn2021

I assum..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IG

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@NewtonMark I know the US National Archives did.

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yokoonobot Remember a dream where you were Adolf Hitler. Remember that feeling forever.

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@juhasaarinen @AndrewPStreet @darrenpauli Oh yes, I remember that happening but can’t remember the result.

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@SuperCroup Burstwick sounds uncomfortable.

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AndrewPStreet Feeling exhausted at the end of a long week? Why not liven up your Friday night by accidentally saying “I love you”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wr

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@aleeb88 @JustJimWillDo Mate, you’ve put a comfy rug *right there* for sitting on!

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@JM77 See the very next tweet. :)

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TravisAllen02 Does anyone know if Trump is going to be tried as an adult?

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Listening somewhat belatedly to today’s @7ampodcast, “The miseducation of Craig Kelly” pca.st/csclu3w8

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SuperCroup The Hull Daily Mail has found a correlation between covid rates in Hull and roundabouts, with the Derringham Bank r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j6

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup I’m more interested in that woman’s fashion-forward lifestyle.

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@Firedingo @jpwarren Ah, gotcha. :) Yeah I must say I usually do just ignore such unhelpful… let’s call them naive suggestions.

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@Pollytics @NewtonMark @kels_316 @swearyanthony I haven’t tried pissing on my passport. Does it reveal the secret writing?

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@Firedingo @jpwarren Oh sorry, I meant in terms of, say, pandemic response. “Why can’t we just [simple-sounding sug..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AY

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@ToryShepherd This is what professional communication is all about, Tory. :)

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At 99 cents that looks like great value. twitter.com/mariewalsh18/s…

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@Ivyadams @gordonkerry Death adders are quite chonky snakes, but yeah that one looks extra chonky.

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@ApostrophePong Does it spoil the fun if I reveal that it was audio I recorded earlier, and I did the voiceover acr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lk

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Oh wait, it’s buried in the middle of paragraph six, which is a 124-word paragraph. Sigh. pic.twitter.com/mlK5mHDhii

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I love Google’s blog post today. “Google News Showcase launches in Australia,” sure, but no information on how you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4c

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@juhasaarinen @Ivyadams That’d be very edible, though illegal to kill. I haven’t had snake in eleventy million years.

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@larz @Ivyadams Yeah I am quite happy for that snake to be down at Linden and not here at Wentworth Falls.

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@Ivyadams @Nicola70070968 So we’re after a more exotic death here?

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Ivyadams A Common death adder warming its belly on the road in Linden this arvo. pic.twitter.com/DYEgoa4Vf3

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GBBranstetter How serious is your policy position if it’s disproven by the existence of tall girls pic.twitter.com/5SC7EdzhZC

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Re our earlier conversation, @NewtonMark.

“Urgent notice over fears popular car model could catch fire even when p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dv

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@erstkate @marcuskelson Said the actress to the bishop. Or is it the other way around?

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@drspacejunk Is that by mass or by volume? And how compressible are pom-poms?

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@ApostrophePong Listen to the current audio promo. :)

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@NewtonMark @DrRhysPockett @trentyarwood That’s my gut feeling too. But what would I know? I rely on more informed..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tV

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I am so pleased this is 48% of the way to Target One after less than 22 hours. Thanks so much. I’ll have more to sa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EU

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LaurenBeldi “Look at the difference alcohol makes” twitter.com/crazysciencee/…

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aral To understand why millennials hate you, you must understand capitalism. To understand capitalism, imagine being for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ji

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@GreenJ Yep. I’ve seen how quickly the cops and helicopters are out once one goes off. Mostly because someone acci..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n9

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@GreenJ So many people take their last walk in the Blue Mountains without one. Sad.

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@GreenJ If you’re by yourself, then I strongly suggesting taking an EPIRB with you. I hope I am not telling you to suck eggs.

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@pjf @cafuego How to use a dustpan and broom, I reckon. The birds are scroungers.

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@JustJimWillDo @JohnBirmingham Kinda. It’s a shared hosting thing, so the spam filtering is what’s at their end wit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I2

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@JohnBirmingham Not down my end. If it’s blocked it’s somewhere upstream. Meh, I’m reading it on the line.

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@helen_hoops Oh they’re already at that stage. :) Actually, at the come into the house and demand food stage. I am so screwed.

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@robfwalter An excellent question. I don’t know the answer. But I do know some further questions. :) Like is the va..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eh

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@robfwalter [Nods.] The problem is that most general news reporting doesn’t (and effectively can’t) get into that k..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tb

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@robfwalter See that’s one of the non-obvious things. The maths is different. The odds of NOT being infected on a h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5s

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@robfwalter Sorry, that was too sarcastic. What I should’ve said that a lot of this stuff is not intuitively obviou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kM

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@robfwalter Would it? You do the numbers and get back to me.

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I should say that this magpie has been flying in and out of the house all afternoon. A short time ago she was perch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bK

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Apparently it’s that time of the afternoon. pic.twitter.com/qsbxYBsvph

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Today’s Alien Sideboob from @JohnBirmingham is “Game Stop: The Massive Redistribution of Money from Some Rich Peopl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cZ

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@rohan_p @manpageman That’s not a proper dictionary.

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@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @dobes @cameronwilson @rohan_p @sexenheimer No, sometimes it’s the format. Music with a little talk. :)

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@NewtonMark So @gathgwyn, you know how you want to chase the airplanes…

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@trentyarwood So much money is wasted on quarantining people who end up not being sick. It’s ridiculous.

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One thing I’ve noticed is that people who say “WHY CAN’T YOU JUST?” without any background knowledge usually get up..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vO

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PatrickLenton what it was like dating men on the apps pic.twitter.com/soBfNrnNsg

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Why can’t we just quarantine all travellers in a magical castle in the sky, which would be free to build because fa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q7

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JustJimWillDo There’s a lot happening here.

Little of it good. twitter.com/beeple/status/…

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Someone suggested I turn off replies on tweets to my writing, but I’m fine with people commenting. I just don’t wan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tU

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Give me a filthy, filthy sunflower every time. twitter.com/irisherself/st…

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Dull literalism will be the death of our species.

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ChipRolley You know if they do this to Marjorie Taylor Greene they can do this to any Congressperson who incites the violent o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MP

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@dobes @cameronwilson @rohan_p @sexenheimer @NewtonMark It’s one hell of a line to let through to the keeper.

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@sambowne @dobes @cameronwilson @rohan_p @sexenheimer @NewtonMark Good to hear. I’d hate America to go into some sort of decline.

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therevmountain Pretty sure you don’t get to pull the ripcord on your own Revelations.
Like “I’m outta’ here”
*prays for celestial..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KO

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Oh dear, this is an actual thing, @dobes @cameronwilson @rohan_p @sexenheimer @NewtonMark. There’s a video.

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@mesmerism @GrogsGamut @zdnetaustralia That’s as disingenuous as me saying you support the Greens proposal.

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@mesmerism @GrogsGamut @zdnetaustralia Yes, it would be very nice indeed if governments were better at it. But they..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w8

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awelder Spoiler: the Himalayas extend across Pakistan too twitter.com/businessinside…

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@rohan_p Thankfully there’s other people who are paid to listen and will summarise them for me. I don’t understand..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fm

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Why an all-Australian public search engine is a ridiculous idea” zdnet.com/article/why-an…

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BlaineStewart I’ve found TV news music choreography Tiktok and I’m never leaving. pic.twitter.com/vUc48e81HJ

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Life’s too short to watch Scott Morrison press conferences. Regardless of your views on any political content, he j..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…80

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@oberonsghost I am not watching. I’ll take your word for it.

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@evcricket @lindaholmes The way it flakes looks like a type of tobacco, maybe?

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nypost 81-person French orgy broken up for violating COVID-19 curfew trib.al/drV47Yb pic.twitter.com/MGC1W9yY8U

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lindaholmes I mean, it’s worth legalizing the potpourri. twitter.com/nypost/status/…

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Thanks for warning. Logging off now. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…

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DrGrammar Shabbat shalom, f**kers. pic.twitter.com/0ojvTWZM4H

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I am amazed that we’re already 47% of the way to Target One during the first 24 hours of this campaign. Thanks so m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SE

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pinealdecalcify say what you will about the rest of his mayoral campaign, but denying the very existence of Britain is a powerful m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2o

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Starting momentarily at 1300 AEDT, the US Studies Centre panel on Biden’s administration. eventbrite.com.au/e/us-politics-…

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Why has Australia ordered so many vaccines?” pca.st/2r8idqc2

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@SuperCroup @johnb78 No this is correct. It’s the original inspiration for “The Blue Lagoon” but they straightened..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tf

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johnb78 Friday fact: Robert Smith originally wrote “Friday I’m In Love” as part of his extensive collection of Robinson Crusoe slashfic.

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@jpwarren I would like to see all these things.

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Listening to yesterday’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Nothing good can come from a 10:30pm press conference :(” pca.st/rxttsfqb

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gathara Coalition of moderate whites and extremist Sunny Christianist extremists in US lower house of parliament..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r1

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ProfTimStephens Minister Angus Taylor has released an EV discussion paper and unsurprisingly (given the Tweet below) it appears to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ak

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prafxis why do i always think about this receipt for a white guy who demanded extra spicy thai food pic.twitter.com/IvAlymbikG

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People who say “normalcy” instead of “normality”.

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@SuperCroup @dobes @purserj @ApostrophePong Au contraire, I’ve seen it several times.

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@AngryWagtails @dobes @purserj @ApostrophePong I’m waiting for the first one to hop up onto the desk. They already..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ah

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@SuperCroup @dobes @purserj @ApostrophePong I am fine with them so far. They’re friendly enough.

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@dobes @purserj @ApostrophePong One of them is wandering around the food prep area picking up scraps that fell to t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qz

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I won’t post a photo, but I have two magpies inside the house again, and today both of them are carolling their ter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B4

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@evanspw @NewtonMark No, that one wasn’t a fuel tank. Two examples of people who know what they’re doing.

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“Chinese company’s multi-billion-dollar plan to build a city on Papua New Guinean island near Australian border” abc.net.au/news/2021-02-0…

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Alex Hawke, eh? (This from the @crikey_news Crikey Worm today.) pic.twitter.com/C4mk93VzPg

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Starting very shortly at 1100 AEDT: “Lowy Institute Live event: The Biden era with David Ignatius and Amy Walter” lowyinstitute-org.zoom.us/webinar/regist…

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“Your iPhone’s Adult Content Filter Blocks Anything ‘Asian’” gizmodo.com/your-iphones-a… God bless algorithms. pic.twitter.com/b3XgJuW75Z

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That Australian Society for Computers and Law thing from the other day, ” Future Law: Rules as Code - Writing laws..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UF

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@EnsignR Lol yeah that was a bastard one. :) Anyway S01 E01 was quite tough and a toned down the questions after that.

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@NewtonMark Obviously the neighbour continues to annoy whoever it was, because a few days later there was a drive-by shooting.

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@NewtonMark Yeah but the trick is getting a high-force explosion rather than a low-pressure fireball. I had a car t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lH

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@SuperCroup Have you seen the uniform proposals?

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@NewtonMark Pretty much. I mean I have the tools at hand: Someone’s car, a bunch of 65kg LPG cylinders, and a numbe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oj

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@SuperCroup No, there are serious military issues in space, such as protecting communications and surveillance sate..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uW

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@AndrewPStreet @fourlarks3d @NickFeik It’s always good to have your marginals porked.

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@hughriminton This is why I always add quote marks when tweeting news headlines. Unless you have a new career? :)

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@TomSear As ever, it’s a reasonable demand.

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@TomSear Easy. Organise another product launch.

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It’s wonderful that such a reschedule can be made. twitter.com/datansw/status…

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My immediate thought is that with so few terrorism charges laid, and yet almost no terrorism committed, there can’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ui

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More criminology: @BOCSAR has an analysis of “Terrorism offending in New South Wales” covering July 2002 to May 202..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uT

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@deantregenza I suppose it’s good to include someone who’s actually from another planet.

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ThatcherFunFact She’s still dead.

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PulpLibrarian Mystery third meat alert! pic.twitter.com/coBnZUFRmV

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NewtonMark Just smear it on your face. twitter.com/guardiannews/s…

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Oh, and if you want something turned around in less than 48 hours, that’s down to your inadequate planning. In gene..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yv

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Dear PR People: Sending a follow-up email for a story pitch after a mere 2 hours 44 minutes is seriously not on lol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ly

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culturewars2 Hybrid cars are smashing real men

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Two new reports from @AICriminology:

“The changing culture of outlaw motorcycle gangs in Australia”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rz

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DID YOU KNOW? The House of Reps Standing Committee on Industry, Innovation, Science and Resources, which is conduct..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…83

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Trump’s personal letters are always so gloriously childish. twitter.com/PaulBlu/status…

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@gnoll110 Surely he wouldn’t abandon his farm? (Rhetorical question. Who knows what these nutters would do.)

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33% now. Almost a third of the way to Target One in the first 11 hours. Wow.

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Last night I launched The 9pm Autumn Series 2021 and I’m very pleased to say that the Pozible campaign has already..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Od

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IMPORTANT CORRECTION: Canadian, not American. How embarrass. twitter.com/gnoll110/statu…

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And now with our luck the Australian Curtis Stone will do a Pete Evans on us.

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Field Guide:

(L) Australian Curtis Stone, chef.
(R) American Curtis Stone, Nazi. pic.twitter.com/UVhCDkUyJp

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Don’t panic, Australia, this is NOT about the somewhat handsome* celebrity chef Curtis Stone but some American blok..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9f

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Fri plan: Read submissions to the inquiry into developing Australia’s space industry
aph.gov.au/sitecore/conte…; two..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LB

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Why an all-Australian public search engine is a ridiculous idea” zdnet.com/article/why-an…

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In the Blue Mountains the Great Sog continues. pic.twitter.com/wEV0Kwex7R

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@dobes Thank you as always to @davpope, who is making my dreams come to life. Or something.

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Friday. If only some sort of melon were available. Friday.

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