Friday is done.
@RealNickHodge @jpwarren @NewtonMark @caseyjohnellis @dobes So back to the reliable analog electric fences then?
UkrainianAK I say this without hyperbole that this is far more embarrassing than any sex tape.
Yes, that is London Mayoral Can..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MD
@jpwarren @NewtonMark @caseyjohnellis @dobes A question that needs further thought is why the Cyber Cattle are in t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hf
@NewtonMark @caseyjohnellis @dobes @jpwarren Now I want cyber sausages. Or any sausages really.
So this looks like the best ever job in the Department of Finance: Assistant Director, Cyber Cattle…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8M
@_midofo_ @china_takes It goes aggressively. :)
@RealNickHodge Might have if they’d had some.
@RealNickHodge Well yes that IS helping.
Is this helping? This doesn’t feel like it’s helping. twitter.com/DrewPortnoy/st…
I guess this is why they’ve rolled out the COVID-19 vaccinations so quickly. twitter.com/themabbo/statu…
@jetztgibtshaue @markc @NETGEAR Same.
matty_prior One of Enid Blyton’s darker novels. pic.twitter.com/mFdmF3Bi00
What @markc doesn’t seem to be enjoying here is that @NETGEAR Australia is operating a living museum. It’s like own..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R2
artinsociety When they’re not busy eating lettuce, medieval snails & rabbits cooperated in hunting & fighting ~ here’s eye-witne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r8
@TimWattsMP I look forward to scavenging for rats.
jpwarren Important jerkbird content for @stilgherrian @dobes et al twitter.com/dmejiacanales/…
@dawnstarau I wish they’d just get on with it.
Just in case you needed a Friday night rabbit-hole of cheerfulness.
The software it’s using is Jay Wright Forrester’s World1. This was the Club of Rome modelling that led to the (in)f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1j
“Computer predicts the end of civilisation” (1973, 10m27s) youtube.com/watch?v=cCxPOq…
“The World’s ‘Greatest’ Hacker” by @MisterABK youtube.com/watch?v=96cx97…
Possibly, but swamp wallabies are idiots. twitter.com/KarlVernes/sta…
patstokes we finally did it! pic.twitter.com/6Dnv0ivTK8
Billablog Then why does he fucking look like he does?
standard.co.uk/news/uk/boris-…
Oh hello. twitter.com/darkstockphoto…
EU_IPO On this day in 1993, the World Wide Web🌐 was put in the public domain after releasing the source code for the world..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wz
JoJoFromJerz “I swallowed an ice cube whole and I haven’t pooped it out yet. When should I call the doctor?”
“Can I safely look..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S4
playingwithdust Just remembered this - Mike Collins was great. pic.twitter.com/XnjT46ESAG
nickschadegg benny yells “get fucked cunt, i’m asleep” and slams the phone down, not know that he was talking to global mcdonald..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jj
nickschadegg benny and the BLF ordered a strike on all mcdonalds worksites. then one night he gets woken up at 3am by a phone ca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xr
nickschadegg benny once told me this story about when he was a BLF official in the early 70s building the first mcdonalds restau..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sZ
@SuperCroup @DrRhysPockett Cheltenham actually.
cameronwilson scomo should release a nft to change the narrative. people love talking about nfts
markhumphries Rare for a cartoon to be an earworm but here we are. twitter.com/cathywilcox1/s…
@JeffJL54 Well I did say my weekend plans had been ruined.
jonkudelka We should enshrine the right to filming a private wank on the boss’s desk in the constitution. I very much look for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7r
victoriawalks Awesome. While we’re talking 1960s ideas, let’s bring back the 6 o’clock swill
news.com.au/finance/econom… via @newscomauHQ
Fri plan, a further update: Technical standards are causing today’s podcast recording to shift to tomorrow morning…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7y
True Fact: If you test your web thing in Chrome then it will work on every kind of computer because the web is built on standards.
@dobes @alexkidman That would be the bad thing underneath.
@dobes Wait until you hear about software-defined radio.
“Home Affairs’ online team referred over 1,500 violent or extremist items for take-down” by @ashabeeeee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s1
OurNewHomecoach Ffs Australia Post. You delivered a parcel to me. Well done you. Why do you need feedback?
@expectproblems And crisp, with subtle citrus notes.
@expectproblems One hell of a revelation.
@CarlosSWeiner14 I won’t stifle your curiosity.
@expectproblems Won’t they go soggy?
Weekend plans ruined. twitter.com/SuperCroup/sta…
Which is to say, Scott Morrison is unbalanced. twitter.com/michellegratta…
aaronch3n If u say thank you to the bus driver, you should give a card to the train driver. It’s a much more complex machine.
@darrenpauli Sure. Full maturity. Like all 26yo nerds.
therevmountain tbf you can also bring that spectral energy to dating twitter.com/yedoye_/status…
@MouseHous @Judy_Dunlop I am not. I shall consider. Thank you.
QUOLL. twitter.com/DingoResearch/…
GordyPls This is going to be interesting because they’re going to try and teach something that all adults think is boring, t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fX
“Reefer truck makes a mess at the 11foot8+8 bridge” youtube.com/watch?v=YO-17R…
In today’s free-to-read Alien Sideboob from @JohnBirmingham you’ll get a mental image of Home Affairs secretary Mik..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ih
@kels_316 @nerdist @andrewgoldcoast Oops. I just remember there weren’t enough TVs at the school for everyone so we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VM
@kels_316 @nerdist @andrewgoldcoast Nice. :)
I can only remember watching one specific thing on a wheeled-in class..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jp
alexhanna please send this to every computer vision researcher, thanks twitter.com/TamarPedsRheum…
The future. I’m watching the future. Look at how flat that screen is! And what is that thing on the shelf below it?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FE
snurbbotinfo Amazingly vibrantly yellow dictator stood in Australia, severely drunk.
4rizmendi Always hate these Facebook things, but had to share.
Can’t help but think 1) whipped cream in the bathtub is nasty..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e7
marinamaral2 Because it’s a wedding twitter.com/wildraar/statu…
@NewtonMark @davidgerard FFS this pump-the-market stuff is way, way too easy.
Fri plan, an update: Podcast recording brought forward to 1330 AEST. This works for me. I can start the small TGIF..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…47
mmcgowan She also found Palmer was “a most unimpressive witness” whose evidence was “at times incredible”. pic.twitter.com/7oLCxR4uOG
mmcgowan Amazing second line in Justice Anna Katzmann’s ruling on Universal Music v Palmer. pic.twitter.com/SMTafi5wnt
“Global tech companies are listing themselves as SMEs on the NSW government’s tech procurement platform, raising co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FA
“Who’s to blame for online extremism? Big tech fronts up while alt-tech flies under the radar” by @cameronwilson crikey.com.au/2021/04/29/big…
thealirussell Great gig going at one of the most exciting investigative storytelling teams around - ABC’s @BackgroundBrief careers.abc.net.au/caw/en/job/501…
Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “A sermon from the Church of Morrison” pca.st/w88hj4vq
Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Could a little pill help treat COVID-19?” pca.st/dhsfbmkb
@oldscarab That’s been an interesting bit of speculation for about a century now.
MrCsandDs Let’s hear her out pic.twitter.com/SexYY4BRqN
glengyron Congrats to @australian realising the cost of their Oz Mocker column. pic.twitter.com/qKBCtAYNc0
jonkudelka Today’s @themercurycomau cartoon #politas pic.twitter.com/17csgBeEDg
FINAL REMINDER: If you have TRIGGER WORD or CONVERSATION TOPIC credits to use in the podcasts with @cameronwilson o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zi
juhasaarinen Westpac outs NPP as enabler for abusive payment messages itnews.com.au/news/westpac-o…
GordyPls *slides gun into own mouth* twitter.com/uplandme/statu…
Fri plan: Finalise today’s podcast plan; accept the reality of getting nothing written this week; 1500-ish record p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hT
It’s another curious day in the Blue Mountains today. Not hazy right now, but we shall see. pic.twitter.com/NeD9WNFaEI
Friday. If you were responsible for the Moon, would you have done it that way? Friday.
@JustJimWillDo Some things are vital.
@paulkidd This pleases me so much!
@markrprior This shouldn’t be this complicated.
@robdotcom71 How can you not know?
@JackAubrey Sounds nicely under control.
REMINDER: Do not watch The Bad Program.
@manindotblack Lol no.
Yes, this is sort of confirmed. If you have any TRIGGER WORDS or a CONVERSATION TOPIC for the podcast with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eJ
@JustJimWillDo Thanks. I’ve just been a bit stressed today.
Disgrumpled.
@ashabeeeee Well that would help ensure they all happened.
“Senate committee wants further protections inserted into Australia’s data-sharing scheme” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/senate…
joshgnosis Yes, Alan this is definitely a school-aged child. pic.twitter.com/0kRdnrsMrT
clarisselou Please enjoy Harrison Ford watching a magic trick & then reacting in the only way Harrison Ford reacts to anything pic.twitter.com/oAoUlDT3GY
yokoonobot Believe in wank socks.
@dawnstarau I guess this is some sort of pop culture reference?
Today is being strange.
LilySimpson1312 Alright everybody, you can stop looking, we found the worst take pic.twitter.com/Xi6jWN5gIt
And if I’m going to be honest about it, not just the washing machine.
The washing machine has been quite annoying today.
Picketer Government minister objects to “anti-racism.” Think about that. theguardian.com/australia-news…
JoshButler coming out of empathy training with the feeling that you need to have *less* empathy, probably not the outcome you’d expect
JoshButler Andrew Laming’s “empathy training” was an online course, and says it made him realise he had TOO MUCH empathy and “..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nC
DelReyBooks Coming January 2022! 🎉 twitter.com/johnbirmingham…
OMFG IT’S GARETH GARETH REBORN!
@dobes @cameronwilson twitter.com/cameronwilson/…
@devalara44 @cameronwilson @jonkudelka That’s a great topic, but I don’t recognise you from the supporter list?
@cameronwilson @jonkudelka Also, coming up in May and June will be episodes with @JohnBirmingham and @markhumphries..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kt
@cameronwilson @jonkudelka Anyway it’s wonderful that people buy the TRIGGER WORDS and CONVERSATION TOPICS. They ju..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iI
@cameronwilson @jonkudelka Oh this is probably a better idea. As you were. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…
@cameronwilson @jonkudelka I say “in theory” because I haven’t confirmed the recording times yet. I wanted to get y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cx
Hey supporters of “The 9pm Edict” podcast! The next two episodes are with @cameronwilson and @jonkudelka at least i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N3
@jonkudelka Good.
@reselsnark As in it runs of minced pork?
@Rubenerd It’s a flexible metaphor.
@stickymeringue You mean they’re adding artisanal value to your property.
Dear @jonkudelka are you in favour of sex blimps. twitter.com/KeatonPatti/st…
RowdyAndTed I guess the two main points I can see to this tweet are:
1- don’t remove your liver & put it in your mums best Tup..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SB
Oh good. That brought back the jerkbirds very quickly indeed. A dozen of them, mostly youths with attitude, who tra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9h
I put out some more seed in case the jerkbirds come back, because they cleaned things out pretty efficiently.
Then two magpies turned up, an adult female and a young one. I threw them a few bits of minced pork. This pleased t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yw
Oops, these are wild birds, and flew off as soon as they saw me at the window.
Outside just now, a sub-flock of around a dozen sulphur-crested jerkbirds alternating between scoffing the bird see..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FH
@kriegaffe How would a koala create wallaby-like thumping around noises?
@kriegaffe If this is koala poo then it’s a fucking big koala.
@NewtonMark Mark, it’s an announcement, and that’s a fact.
Very late last night I thought I heard a wallaby outside. This morning there is wallaby poo near the bird feeding s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ls
@SimonXCIV @developerjack How curious. You must be just outside the warning area.
“Australian government’s major IT shops to help others with cybersecurity” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/austra…
@annie_parker Whew, not long to go now.
Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Turns out, the vaccines do stop you getting COVID-19” pca.st/0hgxbesv
@annie_parker Well that kind of sucks. Will you get to turn off soon, since that’s a full working day?
Thu plan: Noodles; laundry; write a thing for @zdnetaustralia, finally; email the Pozible supporters; podcast pre-p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FU
@developerjack Ah yes, like all the photos of “Look at this terrible fog”. Well I was coughing as dawn broke so I guess it’s bad here too.
It looks OK-ish down there in Sydney though. twitter.com/developerjack/…
It’s a hazy day in the Blue Mountains today, or so it says. pic.twitter.com/PVZLSj9VOV
Thursday. The potential for disaster is significant, but I’m sure you’ll manage things just as well as you usually..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TO
@Ant_Br0 Sadly no.Just the ferals in the wild.
rainy101 I need to check the log book, but I believe my vagina has only had one careful owner. pic.twitter.com/8Eom93E61I
@dobes @purserj @moylecroft I’ve been away for a few days so I don’t know what the Magpie Army will be like tomorrow morning.
@moylecroft And very @dobes and @purserj areas.
@AuSenate @paulwiggins Thank you as always.
Barnesy19 Can’t believe it’s been 10 years
🎉🎉Happy Ed Balls Day🎉🎉
#edballsday pic.twitter.com/mGFQMvdAEI
@paulwiggins @AuSenate So… a progress report that just says there’s another delay still technically has t be acce..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iW
@paulwiggins Well Senate inquiries are voted into action in the Senate, but I’m not sure who decides the deadline…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jR
The Senate Inquiry into the impact of feral deer, pigs and goats in Australia has issued another progress report. Y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cH
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
@SimonXCIV Sure, we can set up a cheap video camera.
Or they could just tether him to a stake in a back garden somewhere.
What is bound to happen eventually is that Craig Kelly will need visited by a specialist team from a consortium of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5N
shanebazzi statement regarding defamation proceedings brought by Peter Dutton. @obriensolicitor pic.twitter.com/fbCBvOw3V2
@jeamland Nah I’m going to let this one through to the keeper.
@Wolfie_Rankin @JustJimWillDo Yes that’s quite lovely. Thanks, Jim.
@glengyron Yes, everything has to be either a miracle cure or a disaster.
Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “What Peter Dutton did next” pca.st/tq56l464
And that’s all the Essential polling for this fortnight. You can always find these numbers at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UU
Time to return to normal [after the pandemic]. essentialvision.com.au/time-to-return…
I like the question in this about paying of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V7
Party most responsible for slow vaccine rollout. essentialvision.com.au/party-most-res…
[Asked only to those who think Australian..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BT
Satisfaction with speed of Covid-19 vaccine rollout. essentialvision.com.au/satisfaction-w… pic.twitter.com/irZLl8UuOj
Confidence in Covid-19 vaccine rollout. essentialvision.com.au/confidence-in-…
Guess which way that one is going. As usual you sh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NN
Preference towards Covid-19 vaccines. essentialvision.com.au/preference-tow…
People imagine they have an informed opinion on thes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tw
“Q. The Covid-19 vaccine rollout is underway in Australia. Once a vaccine becomes available to you, how long would..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xl
Yesterday was an Essential polling Tuesday but I forgot to tweet all the numbers. I’ll do that now.
They’re all at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h1
@abcnews Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Is the UK variant not so bad after all?” pca.st/ytlri5dp
Listening to yesterday’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Perth’s lockdown ends. Hotel quarantine fight goes on” pca.st/sb47dwfi
@oberonsghost That’s terrible.
Wed plan: A morning of tidying and organising and data wrangling; shopping and various errands, Thaitown; train to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bV
It’s a hazy day in Sydney today. That’s down to the smoke. pic.twitter.com/FJiAvduj6q
Wednesday. All the changes will need to be made in half the time you imagined. Your imagination is faulty. Wednesday.
Saying it’s 69% of the way to Target Two is… nice.
AND NOW IT’S AT 104% OF TARGET ONE HOW AMAZING.
There is a stretch goal, Target Two goes to $3500 to make a Public..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dF
@franksting You were very close!
@indiescribe It’s in. :)
Make that 97%.
It looks like Pozible has unclogged the pledge queue. We’re now 95% of the way to Target One with fine hours to go…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iM
@frankfil @robynp @Pozible @franksting @garthk Lol did they? I didn’t get the notification emails lol.
With seven hours to go we’re exactly 80% of the way to Target One. Will me make it? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Full Moon is right now at 1331 AEST.
@frankfil @Pozible @franksting @garthk @robynp FFS.
@paulkidd @joshgnosis I travels in waves of translated versions through South America.
Well @Pozible has been most unhelpful, @franksting @garthk @robynp @frankfil. This is what they’ve said overnight…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GW
Those Full Moon tweets were automated.
Tuesday. What a strange world we live in. It may be your fault. Tuesday.
Full Moon is exactly two hours from now, at 1331 AEST.
Full Moon is exactly four hours from now, at 1331 AEST.
@garthk Weird. I’ll ping everyone in the morning once I’ve made contact.