Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 2021

Friday is done.

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@RealNickHodge @jpwarren @NewtonMark @caseyjohnellis @dobes So back to the reliable analog electric fences then?

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RT @UkrainianAK: I say this without hyperbole that this is far more embarrassing than any sex tape.

Yes, that is London Mayoral Candidate…

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@jpwarren @NewtonMark @caseyjohnellis @dobes A question that needs further thought is why the Cyber Cattle are in t… https://t.co/rP2dUa9ohf

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@NewtonMark @caseyjohnellis @dobes @jpwarren Now I want cyber sausages. Or any sausages really.

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So this looks like the best ever job in the Department of Finance: Assistant Director, Cyber Cattle.… https://t.co/y53eKokp8M

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@RealNickHodge Might have if they’d had some.

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Is this helping? This doesn’t feel like it’s helping. https://t.co/mJTY8LiyjR

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I guess this is why they’ve rolled out the COVID-19 vaccinations so quickly. https://t.co/opLUqtdtgi

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RT @matty_prior: One of Enid Blyton’s darker novels. https://t.co/mFdmF3Bi00

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@markc @NETGEAR The British car marque, not the cat.

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What @markc doesn’t seem to be enjoying here is that @NETGEAR Australia is operating a living museum. It’s like own… https://t.co/ScNslZAZR2

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RT @artinsociety: When they’re not busy eating lettuce, medieval snails & rabbits cooperated in hunting & fighting ~ here’s eye-witness evi…

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@TimWattsMP I look forward to scavenging for rats.

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@dawnstarau I wish they’d just get on with it.

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Just in case you needed a Friday night rabbit-hole of cheerfulness.

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The software it’s using is Jay Wright Forrester’s World1. This was the Club of Rome modelling that led to the (in)f… https://t.co/RbLsQNMg1j

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“Computer predicts the end of civilisation” (1973, 10m27s) https://t.co/MruP3RkVTA

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“The World’s ‘Greatest’ Hacker” by @MisterABK https://t.co/GDDlQf5SDs

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Possibly, but swamp wallabies are idiots. https://t.co/lvWgb645O2

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patstokes we finally did it! pic.twitter.com/6Dnv0ivTK8

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RT @Billablog: Then why does he fucking look like he does?
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RT @EU_IPO: On this day in 1993, the World Wide Web🌐 was put in the public domain after releasing the source code for the world’s first bro…

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RT @JoJoFromJerz: “I swallowed an ice cube whole and I haven’t pooped it out yet. When should I call the doctor?”
“Can I safely look at a p…

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playingwithdust Just remembered this - Mike Collins was great. pic.twitter.com/XnjT46ESAG

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RT @nickschadegg: benny yells “get fucked cunt, i’m asleep” and slams the phone down, not know that he was talking to global mcdonalds CEO…

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RT @nickschadegg: benny and the BLF ordered a strike on all mcdonalds worksites. then one night he gets woken up at 3am by a phone call. so…

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RT @nickschadegg: benny once told me this story about when he was a BLF official in the early 70s building the first mcdonalds restaurants…

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cameronwilson scomo should release a nft to change the narrative. people love talking about nfts

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RT @markhumphries: Rare for a cartoon to be an earworm but here we are. https://t.co/gagcVp0B9O

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@JeffJL54 Well I did say my weekend plans had been ruined.

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RT @jonkudelka: We should enshrine the right to filming a private wank on the boss’s desk in the constitution. I very much look forward to…

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RT @victoriawalks: Awesome. While we’re talking 1960s ideas, let’s bring back the 6 o’clock swill
https://t.co/9S0ktacHnz via @newscomauHQ

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Fri plan, a further update: Technical standards are causing today’s podcast recording to shift to tomorrow morning.… https://t.co/CZAmFuyc7y

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True Fact: If you test your web thing in Chrome then it will work on every kind of computer because the web is built on standards.

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@dobes @alexkidman That would be the bad thing underneath.

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@dobes Wait until you hear about software-defined radio.

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“Home Affairs’ online team referred over 1,500 violent or extremist items for take-down” by @ashabeeeee… https://t.co/L8dHzANUs1

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OurNewHomecoach Ffs Australia Post. You delivered a parcel to me. Well done you. Why do you need feedback?

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Which is to say, Scott Morrison is unbalanced. https://t.co/BYrv7i3iOP

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RT @aaronch3n: If u say thank you to the bus driver, you should give a card to the train driver. It’s a much more complex machine.

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@darrenpauli Sure. Full maturity. Like all 26yo nerds.

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RT @therevmountain: tbf you can also bring that spectral energy to dating https://t.co/hJodcAr0y3

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@MouseHous @Judy_Dunlop I am not. I shall consider. Thank you.

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RT @GordyPls: This is going to be interesting because they’re going to try and teach something that all adults think is boring, to a cohort…

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“Reefer truck makes a mess at the 11foot8+8 bridge” https://t.co/gIPt83wgdu

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In today’s free-to-read Alien Sideboob from @JohnBirmingham you’ll get a mental image of Home Affairs secretary Mik… https://t.co/TuVqDGWEIh

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@kels_316 @nerdist @andrewgoldcoast Oops. I just remember there weren’t enough TVs at the school for everyone so we… https://t.co/wHaBPUo5VM

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@kels_316 @nerdist @andrewgoldcoast Nice. :)

I can only remember watching one specific thing on a wheeled-in class… https://t.co/QHd9nKCnjp

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RT @alexhanna: please send this to every computer vision researcher, thanks https://t.co/mzId5kIr1V

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The future. I’m watching the future. Look at how flat that screen is! And what is that thing on the shelf below it?… https://t.co/1BxwkWRgFE

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snurbbotinfo Amazingly vibrantly yellow dictator stood in Australia, severely drunk.

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RT @4rizmendi: Always hate these Facebook things, but had to share.

Can’t help but think 1) whipped cream in the bathtub is nasty and 2) w…

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@NewtonMark @davidgerard FFS this pump-the-market stuff is way, way too easy.

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Fri plan, an update: Podcast recording brought forward to 1330 AEST. This works for me. I can start the small TGIF… https://t.co/WFdVO2US47

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mmcgowan She also found Palmer was “a most unimpressive witness” whose evidence was “at times incredible”. pic.twitter.com/7oLCxR4uOG

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mmcgowan Amazing second line in Justice Anna Katzmann’s ruling on Universal Music v Palmer. pic.twitter.com/SMTafi5wnt

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“Global tech companies are listing themselves as SMEs on the NSW government’s tech procurement platform, raising co… https://t.co/eNX4GsAqFA

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“Who’s to blame for online extremism? Big tech fronts up while alt-tech flies under the radar” by @cameronwilson https://t.co/paq5RPYc1I

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RT @thealirussell: Great gig going at one of the most exciting investigative storytelling teams around - ⁦ABC’s @BackgroundBrief⁩ https://…

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Listening to today’@7ampodcastst, “A sermon from the Church of Morrispca.st/w88hj4vqwWMY7x

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Listening to today’@abcnewsws Coronacast, “Could a little pill help treat COVID-1pca.st/dhsfbmkbQrUka7

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@oldscarab That’s been an interesting bit of speculation for about a century now.

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MrCsandDs Let’s hear her out pic.twitter.com/SexYY4BRqN

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RT @glengyron: Congrats to @australian realising the cost of their Oz Mocker column. https://t.co/qKBCtAYNc0

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FINAL REMINDER: If you have TRIGGER WORD or CONVERSATION TOPIC credits to use in the podcasts with @cameronwilson o… https://t.co/0tFcOQDXZi

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RT @juhasaarinen: Westpac outs NPP as enabler for abusive payment messages https://t.co/UWnZHBlyZd

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RT @GordyPls: *slides gun into own mouth* https://t.co/Qwzb7Ozgdn

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Fri plan: Finalise today’s podcast plan; accept the reality of getting nothing written this week; 1500-ish record p… https://t.co/UzZEpDRohT

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It’s another curious day in the Blue Mountains today. Not hazy right now, but we shall seepic.twitter.com/NeD9WNFaEIEI

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Friday. If you were responsible for the Moon, would you have done it that way? Friday.

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@markrprior This shouldn’t be this complicated.

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@JackAubrey Sounds nicely under control.

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REMINDER: Do not watch The Bad Program.

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Yes, this is sort of confirmed. If you have any TRIGGER WORDS or a CONVERSATION TOPIC for the podcast with… https://t.co/5Sg1wZgReJ

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@JustJimWillDo Thanks. I’ve just been a bit stressed today.

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@ashabeeeee Well that would help ensure they all happened.

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“Senate committee wants further protections inserted into Australia’s data-sharing scheme” by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/hljtnB57TR

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joshgnosis Yes, Alan this is definitely a school-aged child. pic.twitter.com/0kRdnrsMrT

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clarisselou Please enjoy Harrison Ford watching a magic trick & then reacting in the only way Harrison Ford reacts to anything pic.twitter.com/oAoUlDT3GY

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yokoonobot Believe in wank socks.

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@dawnstarau I guess this is some sort of pop culture reference?

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LilySimpson1312 Alright everybody, you can stop looking, we found the worst take pic.twitter.com/Xi6jWN5gIt

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And if I’m going to be honest about it, not just the washing machine.

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The washing machine has been quite annoying today.

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RT @Picketer: Government minister objects to “anti-racism.” Think about that. https://t.co/pO97L5Busk

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JoshButler coming out of empathy training with the feeling that you need to have *less* empathy, probably not the outcome you’d expect

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RT @JoshButler: Andrew Laming’s “empathy training” was an online course, and says it made him realise he had TOO MUCH empathy and “was almo…

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RT @DelReyBooks: Coming January 2022! 🎉 https://t.co/VU6kWDctbe

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OMFG IT’S GARETH GARETH REBORN!

@dobes @cameronwilson https://t.co/lpjYAe24XU

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@devalara44 @cameronwilson @jonkudelka That’s a great topic, but I don’t recognise you from the supporter list?

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@cameronwilson @jonkudelka Also, coming up in May and June will be episodes with @JohnBirmingham and @markhumphries… https://t.co/MJ0LjRYRkt

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@cameronwilson @jonkudelka Anyway it’s wonderful that people buy the TRIGGER WORDS and CONVERSATION TOPICS. They ju… https://t.co/2Xv4C8BliI

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@cameronwilson @jonkudelka Oh this is probably a better idea. As you were. https://t.co/9VOKWtPW54

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@cameronwilson @jonkudelka I say “in theory” because I haven’t confirmed the recording times yet. I wanted to get y… https://t.co/1Oze6s9RCx

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Hey supporters of “The 9pm Edict” podcast! The next two episodes are with @cameronwilson and @jonkudelka at least i… https://t.co/LyrndbFsN3

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@Rubenerd It’s a flexible metaphor.

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@stickymeringue You mean they’re adding artisanal value to your property.

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Dear @jonkudelka are you in favour of sex blimps. https://t.co/kOblY8mNWA

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RT @RowdyAndTed: I guess the two main points I can see to this tweet are:
1- don’t remove your liver & put it in your mums best Tupperware…

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Oh good. That brought back the jerkbirds very quickly indeed. A dozen of them, mostly youths with attitude, who tra… https://t.co/OSYqzyR39h

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I put out some more seed in case the jerkbirds come back, because they cleaned things out pretty efficiently.

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Then two magpies turned up, an adult female and a young one. I threw them a few bits of minced pork. This pleased t… https://t.co/GBXhI78hYw

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Oops, these are wild birds, and flew off as soon as they saw me at the window.

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Outside just now, a sub-flock of around a dozen sulphur-crested jerkbirds alternating between scoffing the bird see… https://t.co/q7JayPJbFH

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@kriegaffe How would a koala create wallaby-like thumping around noises?

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@kriegaffe If this is koala poo then it’s a fucking big koala.

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@NewtonMark Mark, it’s an announcement, and that’s a fact.

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Very late last night I thought I heard a wallaby outside. This morning there is wallaby poo near the bird feeding s… https://t.co/grmHnfycLs

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@SimonXCIV @developerjack How curious. You must be just outside the warning area.

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“Australian government’s major IT shops to help others with cybersecurity” by @ashabeeeee https://t.co/ovNMBe7ObO

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@annie_parker Whew, not long to go now.

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Listening to today’@abcnewsws Coronacast, “Turns out, the vaccines do stop you getting COVID-pca.st/0hgxbesvSeObAK

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@annie_parker Well that kind of sucks. Will you get to turn off soon, since that’s a full working day?

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Thu plan: Noodles; laundry; write a thing for @zdnetaustralia, finally; email the Pozible supporters; podcast pre-p… https://t.co/PJ8EIusnFU

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@developerjack Ah yes, like all the photos of “Look at this terrible fog”. Well I was coughing as dawn broke so I guess it’s bad here too.

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It looks OK-ish down there in Sydney though. https://t.co/YzapbRN6lN

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It’s a hazy day in the Blue Mountains today, or so it sayspic.twitter.com/PVZLSj9VOVOV

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Thursday. The potential for disaster is significant, but I’m sure you’ll manage things just as well as you usually… https://t.co/K3WGmn1XTO

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@Ant_Br0 Sadly no.Just the ferals in the wild.

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rainy101 I need to check the log book, but I believe my vagina has only had one careful owner. pic.twitter.com/8Eom93E61I

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@dobes @purserj @moylecroft I’ve been away for a few days so I don’t know what the Magpie Army will be like tomorrow morning.

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RT @Barnesy19: Can’t believe it’s been 10 years

🎉🎉Happy Ed Balls Day🎉🎉

#edballsday https://t.co/mGFQMvdAEI

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@paulwiggins @AuSenate So… a progress report that just says there’s another delay still technically has t be acce… https://t.co/HZtjuNFPiW

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@paulwiggins Well Senate inquiries are voted into action in the Senate, but I’m not sure who decides the deadline.… https://t.co/MC1GSLhojR

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The Senate Inquiry into the impact of feral deer, pigs and goats in Australia has issued another progress report. Y… https://t.co/wh0Z8UGGcH

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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@SimonXCIV Sure, we can set up a cheap video camera.

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Or they could just tether him to a stake in a back garden somewhere.

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What is bound to happen eventually is that Craig Kelly will need visited by a specialist team from a consortium of… https://t.co/siEgSv1w5N

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shanebazzi statement regarding defamation proceedings brought by Peter Dutton. @obriensolicitor pic.twitter.com/fbCBvOw3V2

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@jeamland Nah I’m going to let this one through to the keeper.

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@Wolfie_Rankin @JustJimWillDo Yes that’s quite lovely. Thanks, Jim.

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@stufromoz @glengyron I’m scheduling in three easy days after my vaccine dates.

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@glengyron Yes, everything has to be either a miracle cure or a disaster.

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Listening to today’@7ampodcastst, “What Peter Dutton did nepca.st/tq56l464KLJT1P

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And that’s all the Essential polling for this fortnight. You can always find these numbers at… https://t.co/JSURNEHoUU

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Time to return to normal [after the pandemic]. https://t.co/hlYp7sb8IK

I like the question in this about paying of… https://t.co/OBzHb95vV7

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Party most responsible for slow vaccine rollout. https://t.co/rKHT2Issp8

[Asked only to those who think Australian… https://t.co/drOSHylsBT

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Satisfaction with speed of Covid-19 vaccine rollout. https://t.co/0vbyF0DhSc https://t.co/irZLl8UuOj

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Confidence in Covid-19 vaccine rollout. https://t.co/JBSUR3K5j3

Guess which way that one is going. As usual you sh… https://t.co/jhxMDQHHNN

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Preference towards Covid-19 vaccines. https://t.co/WSGbGlEoSD

People imagine they have an informed opinion on thes… https://t.co/QlLJdVaXtw

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“Q. The Covid-19 vaccine rollout is underway in Australia. Once a vaccine becomes available to you, how long would… https://t.co/jTOvfyOnXl

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Yesterday was an Essential polling Tuesday but I forgot to tweet all the numbers. I’ll do that now.

They’re all at… https://t.co/44vGI8X5h1

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@abcnews Listening to today’@abcnewsws Coronacast, “Is the UK variant not so bad after alpca.st/ytlri5dpPXPqaB

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Listening to yesterday’@abcnewsws Coronacast, “Perth’s lockdown ends. Hotel quarantine fight goepca.st/sb47dwfioJzt4mkm

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Wed plan: A morning of tidying and organising and data wrangling; shopping and various errands, Thaitown; train to… https://t.co/yBJRDvcnbV

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It’s a hazy day in Sydney today. That’s down to the smopic.twitter.com/FJiAvduj6quj6q

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Wednesday. All the changes will need to be made in half the time you imagined. Your imagination is faulty. Wednesday.

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Saying it’s 69% of the way to Target Two is… nice.

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AND NOW IT’S AT 104% OF TARGET ONE HOW AMAZING.

There is a stretch goal, Target Two goes to $3500 to make a Public… https://t.co/zPkC05TpdF

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It looks like Pozible has unclogged the pledge queue. We’re now 95% of the way to Target One with fine hours to go.… https://t.co/ibTWPq41iM

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@frankfil @robynp @Pozible @franksting @garthk Lol did they? I didn’t get the notification emails lol.

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With seven hours to go we’re exactly 80% of the way to Target One. Will me make it? https://t.co/3p0K9vBw14

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Full Moon is right now at 1331 AEST.

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@paulkidd @joshgnosis I travels in waves of translated versions through South America.

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Well @pozible has been most unhelpful, @franksting @garthk @robynp @frankfil. This is what they’ve said overnight.… https://t.co/ut9DUxj1GW

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Those Full Moon tweets were automated.

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Tuesday. What a strange world we live in. It may be your fault. Tuesday.

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Full Moon is exactly two hours from now, at 1331 AEST.

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Full Moon is exactly four hours from now, at 1331 AEST.

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@garthk Weird. I’ll ping everyone in the morning once I’ve made contact.

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