Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 3rd, 2021

@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup Who the hell cleans a shower screen at nearly midnight?

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@dcotterill Oh don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with it.

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What I do like, though, is that this guy has maybe 10x the audience of a cunt like Andrew Bolt, and this is our wor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xt

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@SuperCroup A hashtag is not an explanation.

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Also why is YouTube now recommending all these random YouTubers with X million subscribers with little actual insight? I hate you.

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I mean it’s just some dude with cut edits and he’s really not that fuckable.

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I seriously don’t understand the dynamics of this.

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Some random twat with EIGHT MILLION SUBSCRIBERS on YouTube waffles some bullshit about gender reveal parties. youtube.com/watch?v=lGJH_s…

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“The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat” youtube.com/watch?v=H6leGv…

Great skit. The suck-up commercial at the end is over the top, but hey 2019.

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@SuperCroup Why would you publish this photo?

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@CptHollingworth Oddly enough I had a crustacean bug linguini for lunch today.

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@CptHollingworth I mean don’t say you wouldn’t watch.

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The whole mental image of Justin Bieber being dominated by seven androgynous Korean guys is… anyway…

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I will simplify this to “BTS owns Justin Bieber”. It’s not accurate but it’s reassuring.

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Beautiful. “BTS’s Korean record label buys Justin Bieber management company” theguardian.com/business/2021/…

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IMPORTANT NEWS FROM OUR COW HAPPINESS CORRESPONDENT. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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JasonHazeley I think it’s time those of us on the side of correctness need to acknowledge that we’ve lost The War On The Meaning..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gy

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@iiTalW It’s true
it is
a
very big
cow

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@NewtonMark @dobes @jpwarren Lol I’m being geoblocked but I think I can fix that.

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‘WORLD’S BIGGEST COW’ | Meet Knickers, the giant steer who the world fell in love with | 7NEWS youtube.com/watch?v=hCk2qo…

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@NewtonMark @dobes @jpwarren Yeah but at least they din’t play Justin Bieber.

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abenanav When asked about fears of automation in 1969, Arthur C. Clarke famously said that we shouldn’t worry about automati..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v7

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MattChorley It is Nigel Farage’s 57th birthday today, which is your annual reminder that he is younger than Brad Pitt, Tom Crui..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TT

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@_g_kate Wonderful. :( Well, again, best for it all. I guess it’s easier second time around?

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@_g_kate (I’m just some random bloke. Feel free to cut this off.)

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@_g_kate Ouch! And so… if I can ask, is there any way to deal with this pain in the final weeks? I imagine pain killers are a no-no.

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@_g_kate Quite frankly I don’t know how mothers deal with it all, but now I won’t try to over-sell my embarrassment.

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@_g_kate Yeah I’m so sorry. I meant is as a joking recognition of the Nth percentile and an expression of good luck.

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@_g_kate I mean it is, sorry, and I am not an expert in these things, but… there seems to be a lot going on there..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NY

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@SirLolsworthy Yeah I haven’t been clear. I love this ad. It’s breaking the taboo.

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@RealNickHodge @alexkidman Yeah, I agree Nick, this is all shit-grade opiates.

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@DrMiaow “Temporary” is the word. Even I’m over it and I love a running gag.

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@RealNickHodge I have been asking this for years, Nick.

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@DrMiaow Seems fair. It’s 8pm Saturday night here so anything is possible.

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ClaireD7777 Goosebumps watching this😕 having had a fatality 6 weeks into my driving career wouldn’t wish this on any driver or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F6

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RealNickHodge While saving his sister, a boy finds out the worst person in the galaxy is their father, causing a whole bunch of n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dp

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@JohnBirmingham Your fans care about you, Sir. Hope it’s helped.

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Architectrix @markhumphries wants to hear from urbanists. Give him the material and he might do 10 years of your public campaign..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xj

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@JustJimWillDo No it’s fine. I accept that you’re illiterate.

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@justanotheramy I’m thinking male advertising execs think they need to obscure the message.

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@JustJimWillDo No I’m fine. The computers deal with all this for me.

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@justanotheramy @IcemanofOz Absolutely. My one-word comment was easy to misinterpret, sorry. This is a great ad.

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@justanotheramy I’m all for the puns to make this awkward topic accessible.

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@melbomartin Absolutely. It’s wonderful that the adverts are so direct.

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@HartWexford Yep. I’ve seen up to around 30 roos in the local mob there.

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Lol because we ALL have the right to express our views about the prime minister. It’s called freedom of political s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HH

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The Western Sydney University kangaroos are slothing in the afternoon shade, which pleases me. About 30 roos lazing about this afternoon.

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@IcemanofOz Guessing wrong. :) I’m across high school biology, just surprised at the bald and bold statement in the copywriting. Great work.

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@JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ Putting aside Jim’s weird Canto-Pop times, I am seriously interested in how K-Pop became such a thing.

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@johnb78 I have just bored @SnarkyPlatypus with my Proper Opinions on Riesling so this is good.

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@JustJimWillDo Ah yes, I see it’s a series with first episode free. Just how many streaming services can I have at once?

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RuthWW Completely obsessed with Sydney hotel quarantiner Dave Marriott.
Bringing to life the paper bags his food comes in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mn

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maz_jovanovich 135,000 lbs of romping stomping sub hunting machine 😍 twitter.com/airport_girl/s…

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@SuperCroup Yeah that would be the “bio” part. Thanks for keeping me in the loop re these developments.

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Despite the need to turn the bottle slightly so the whole name is visible, I am not going to reshoot. I paid full price for this wine.

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This “This Is Not Your Grandma’s Riesling” is very good. Recommended. pic.twitter.com/N4JFaVrbPh

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@80PerCentSecPat It’s on the reserve list in case I fail to be creative. :)

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One day the trams will return to Parramatta. pic.twitter.com/eSvUYxycMO

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NewtonMark Apparently there’s a “debate” about “sex assault,” which is a crime. Are you on the pro side or the con side, Peter? pic.twitter.com/IpPA2aew4d

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HartWexford It doesn’t. Actually, just being an Australian gives you licence to do that, dickhead. twitter.com/couriermail/st…

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Crossing the Nepean. It’s quite lovely out there. pic.twitter.com/Cs7o7ZiqKV

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@jpwarren @twcau @kcarruthers @NewtonMark @dobes I will not look at this thread until tomorrow because I want to enjoy today.

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litcapital Bout to go to the Bitcoin store, y’all want anything? pic.twitter.com/1JxVbg2ziq

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RadioFreeTom What the actual f*** is wrong with people twitter.com/coolranchluke_…

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@robcorr Gotcha. I’d figured it was something like that but I didn’t have time to go down the rabbit-hole.

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Parramatta People, any update on a good pub or bar for a lazy lunch today? I have my list of usuals but it’s been a long time.

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Queues outside all the cafes and bakeries in Wentworth Falls this morning. I’m guessing the traffic on the Great We..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mH

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OK there’s a hashtag or three so it must be true. I’m sure some nerd will K..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DP

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I don’t think that’s correct, but hey here’s the full metaseries background. Whenever it came out, it looks like fu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ov

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50 years ago today, a locked account informs me. “KAMEN RIDER RYUKI” episode 1. youtube.com/watch?v=CrO7vB…

On Wikiped..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q9

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egadheg Even the brands that advertise to American gun nuts are starting to mock them pic.twitter.com/8kPRaJfnaF

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shaunmicallef Just for the record, ‘s Draymella Burt first appeared in 2013 and Amanda Stoker did not enter parliament..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hq

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@rkd993 @mavsmum Gotta have a reference to the beauty of nature, or something. :)

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@rkd993 @mavsmum The eagle soars high,
Spurting shit down on my page.
Poetry is hard.

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zeynep Guess I’ll be updating this thread for the next decade. LA opening restaurants etc., so let’s put a picture of a va..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pp

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Ozkok_A A dog in Russia grabbed the reporter’s microphone and ran away during a live broadcast pic.twitter.com/R1T8VZ5Kpt

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Sat plan: 1032 train to Sydney (Parramatta); errands; 1300 lunch with a co-conspirator; return train; lazy evening…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bH

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It’s another delightful day in the Blue Mountains today. Do not come here. pic.twitter.com/CeKfSBY3FC

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Saturday. As you open your eyes, your soul leaks out. Do not open your eyes. Saturday.

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