Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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April 8th, 2021

stilgherrian “BE CAREFUL. This should be used wisely because it grows your member by 4 to 7 inches in a few weeks,” and this adv..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Za

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REMINDER: Do not watch The Bad Program.

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EXACTLY ONE WEEK FROM RIGHT NOW: “The 8pm Quiz” S023 E02 is livestreamed on Thu 15 Apr at 8pm AEDT…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QT

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If it’s any consolation, Australia also thought it had done well early in the Spanish flu pandemic only to fuck it up later.

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@expectproblems @DrRhysPockett I’m not sure that any of these comments are compliments.

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@_BertHandsome I’m liking “multidimensional cheese voice”. That’s a keeper.

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I think this Morrison presser is trying to be a dead cat but it’s just a kitten mewling as it slowly bleeds out on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zv

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gevauden Every time Morrison speaks, he sounds like the GM of a call centre who is about to announce mass redundancies a mon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JI

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stilgherrian This is not a defence of Chris Lilley. Obviously. But do at least find out what you’re angry about before going on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pw

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stilgherrian A lot of people commenting on the new Chris Lilley project clearly haven’t bothered to actually read the news. (The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qH

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BarnabyEdwards “How’s working from home going? Been up to much?” pic.twitter.com/9RhbFeTBIk

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Ah here we go. “Six men to be accused of sex acts in Parliament House, as part of desk masturbation video investiga..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Co

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@wolfcat It *was* announced. That’s how you know it’s happening.

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This is a safe thing to say at almost any time, because people are always suggesting that it’s On. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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_BertHandsome FUCK WE DID IT! THE PEOPLE HAVE DONE IT! twitter.com/joshbutler/sta…

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Oh wait. People are suggesting it might be On.

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I do like how Scott Morrison reckons that just Saying Even More Words will help, whatever the problem is. twitter.com/TomMcIlroy/sta…

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StewartWood Highgate Cemetery showing it knows what matters to its visitors. pic.twitter.com/jafySpR5gb

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keguro_ there’s something about how a trending topic in Kenya is used by people to sell stuff, regardless of the uses of th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LQ

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marquelawyers He’s still talking specifically to men; what he is saying is don’t worry we have no intention of doing anything tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UT

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rebexxxxa also:
- making trite tweets designed to appease your following of mostly fellow journalists in order to procrastinate on doing journalism

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rebexxxxa become a journalist! benefits include:

- making a lot less money than your friends
- making said friends feel we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3u

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whereisdaz Bricks? pic.twitter.com/1pm5jbPTbM

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LaurelRosenhall Personal news: After years of flawless service, the Tooth Fairy hit a rough patch this week. pic.twitter.com/JaDAakpvxA

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@bastardsheep It’s be fun, but lag makes it tricky. Typically there’s around a minute lag in me watching a video st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bd

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Pollytics National Hug a Harasser Day. That’ll fix it mate. twitter.com/10NewsFirst/st…

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@t_e_griffiths You can press play one more time. I’ve retweeted it with the correct hashtag.

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_BertHandsome Is Scott Morrison praxis? Does that even make sense?

QT or reply with to make your voice heard. L..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yt

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chrvnch_this @_BertHandsome praxis

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_BertHandsome Incredible stuff. pic.twitter.com/gF9YOimzos

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patstokes “Hello police? Yeah don’t even bother with the ambos, just bring a brush and pan.” pic.twitter.com/WbGXS6wz8u

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Thu plan, update: I will do those things tomorrow. It’s clear that I needed all that sleep. I’ll just poke at some reading etc tonight.

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Um, except that I’ve ended up sleeping all day until just now. I’m not sure what that’s all about. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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erstkate I wonder what message she thinks the Sylvia Plath bot is sending her? pic.twitter.com/n673CuceyD

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“Netflix announces new reality show about Byron Bay influencers,” hurrah! news.com.au/entertainment/…

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@dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee Intravenous tunes = wave guides. This isn’t rocket science.

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MarisaKabas ted cruz may be nuts but he’s also terrible at simpsons impressions pic.twitter.com/5fQRGpRBtj

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@lazy_atom Ground floor is food outlets and bars. Nest one up is restaurants. The two above that are the library. I forget what’s up top.

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BevanShields EXCLUSIVE: Australia’s vaccine rollout has been propped up by 717,000 doses manufactured in the UK rather than Euro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I3

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CanberraInsider April 8, 1973: Prime Minister Gough Whitlam announced the appointment of Elizabeth Reid, the first federal governme..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EX

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BrentTerhune Alex Jones just so happens to always have a camera crew the same way WWE always just so happens to have a camera crew.

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@speechleyish There’s something about the high-ASA b&w film of that period that really works for me.

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annaspargoryan I’m going to write a book set in a neighbourhood Facebook group. It will just be requests for good local GPs and on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W9

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@dobes I’m liking “18th commandment” rather than “18th amendment” in that photo.

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Weirdly, my coffee-lacking brain read “NYPD” as “NKVD” and I was baffled by the news of someone called Bill Bratton..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l5

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KhamaGilchrist ⚠️⚠️News journo job alert!⚠️⚠️
We’re after a news reporter to join our Port Pirie team!

If the idea of wonderful c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UM

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“BE CAREFUL. This should be used wisely because it grows your member by 4 to 7 inches in a few weeks,” and this adv..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Za

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@annie_parker The Pozible campaign is easy ‘cos I have a template. I have been somewhat uninspired with story pitches of late.

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“Biden Unveils $4 Trillion Bill For Dinosaur Statues, Giant Twine Balls To Restore Nation’s Crumbling Highway Attra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FR

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Idealaw Initially I was surprised that FB has ducks on its staff. pic.twitter.com/XkVTZZSg02

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ScottDuncanWX The most Icelandic video you will see today 🇮🇸

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AndyRileyish Punched the Hitch-Hiker’s Guide To The Galaxy theme into a strip for the music box because why not, eh pic.twitter.com/CfJ2RUqOL8

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GrogsGamut remains a chilling sentence twitter.com/political_aler…

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GuardianAus Exclusive: Liberal MP Andrew Laming awarded $550,000 grant to rugby club linked to his staffer theguardian.com/australia-news…

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Thu plan: By the end of the day I want to have finished both a Pozible campaign setup and a set of good story pitch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m0

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danziffer ASIC is taking Westpac to court over consumer credit insurance, known as CCI or ‘junk’ insurance.

It wants “pecun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NA

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@developerjack I discover facts in my sleep. Well, in your sleep.

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You’re not so special, electrons. We all have some massive unstable cousins. twitter.com/NatureNews/sta…

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Maybe it will be damp in the Blue Mountains today, maybe it won’t. pic.twitter.com/qmBgWAsZdY

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Thursday. You were given plenty of warnings. Your complaints will be ignored. Thursday.

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