RT @johnthelutheran: “Or your money back!†https://t.co/OoeP5nF3yG
Hey @dobes… https://t.co/FDHDHCJrYz
RT @benpartridge: Dreaming of the days when we’ll be able to freely socialize at the urinal once more â¤ï¸ https://t.co/mWgFV2b0rY
RT @Picketer: My mate @redrabbleroz should not have had to write this. But he had to, sadly. Read it. Particularly, but only, if you are a…
arusbridger Guardian letter pic.twitter.com/kEdCb1KCo2
@NewtonMark It’s World Parrot Day, so only parrots.
@JeffJL54 Thank you for your service.
@phil_sec_mel Thanks. They are indeed elusive bastards.
@iborgward That’s an excellent selection, thank you.
@wasbooping And Happy Parrot Day to you and Mr Seven. Lovely galah!
@maddy_jones15 Ta. I thought so but as I say I was being lazy.
And finally for World Parrot Day, something we should all pause to consider. #WorldParrotDay https://t.co/eMtg40I8Sm
Here’s some corellas at Cabramatta in 2014. Someone else can ID the specific species. I am lazy. Just reply to this… https://t.co/7qH4Fg7Shg
Here’s my favourite photo of a yellow-tailed black cockatoo#WorldParrotDayapic.twitter.com/bNDr8rE2xpxp
Meanwhile, as anyone down in Sydney will tell you, the rainbow lorikeet (Trichoglossus moluccanus) owns the city. H… https://t.co/T1mlzkEQ5n
Here’s a brief video. Only uploaded at 480p, sorry, but your cat will enjoy the sound. #WorldParrotDay https://t.co/mLEjxn0Vfu
Lots and lots. #WorldParrotDay pic.twitter.com/Y12v2Qw6ne
Heaps of them! #WorldParrotDay pic.twitter.com/ZI720WXlUc
I do like this photo. The flower it’s about to descend upon is called a mountain devil#WorldParrotDayapic.twitter.com/ShJnwJUClqlq
Of course we have lots and lots of crimson rosella (Platycercus elegans) here. They’re the most common ones we see,… https://t.co/1iNJm4S17I
There she goes! #WorldParrotDay https://t.co/yAO55wajcD
And his queen parrot! #WorldParrotDay https://t.co/q4uen9vkcq
What else do we have? King parrot (Alisterus scapularis)! #WorldParrotDay https://t.co/pYFl1z1NXe
Here’s an inquisitive fellow from 2012. #WorldParrotDay https://t.co/RrmxBChGAD
One of my favourites is the gang-gang cockatoo (Callocephalon fimbriatum). #WorldParrotDay https://t.co/TAJljmcwqD
Here’s another one#WorldParrotDayapic.twitter.com/bkGuxGAIB3B3
There’s the equally lovely and more common yellow-tailed black cockatoo (Calyptorhynchus funereus). #WorldParrotDay https://t.co/1irFH6qQGz
This is the most you usually see of them. #WorldParrotDay pic.twitter.com/p3CSEPmi7F
Anyway at @bunjaree we sometimes see the glossy black cockatoo (Calyptorhynchus lathami) with its bright red tail f… https://t.co/SYJEyRkCEK
There’s heaps of the bastard jerkbirds up in Katoomba and they’re happy to line up to be f#WorldParrotDaytpic.twitter.com/u46d3YvWAPvWAP
RT @_BertHandsome: “I think†- Ancient proverb of someone who know is talking out their arse. https://t.co/qqsZ3YKRna
@purserj @jeamland We do have yellow-tailed blacks and the occasional glossy blacks, but they’re way too timid and… https://t.co/GkiTKUXnqW
@purserj @jeamland I don’t think I’ve ever seen corellas up here. I think it gets a bit cold for them.
@jeamland Alas, currently when the 12+ jerkbirds arrive in the morning, every other species stands back and lets th… https://t.co/a8MCvXH2iY
@dobes “Angel Number 1818 tells of achievements, success, striving forward, progress and attainment, and brings a m… https://t.co/crnz4HxKj2
@dobes Not a bad turnaround time for a Monday evening. Bravo.
RT @chelsea_hetho: “Has the COVIDSafe app been used at all during the outbreak?”
Vic Health Minister Martin Foley: “No… I’m sure in such…
@ShaneBryan_IT They’re more used to humans where you are. They’re a bit skittish here.
This is your routine reminder that “Attorney-General Michaelia Cash†is a valid noun-phrase.
RT @ABCMediaComms: ABC statement: Christian Porter has decided to discontinue his defamation action against the ABC and Louise Milligan. ht…
Going from Newcleus straight to Mike Oldfield’s “Tubular Bells†was unexpected but glorious. And after many twists… https://t.co/Xtp2Rla1id
Just quietly, this Apple Music “radio station†is quite good: “Classic Electronic: Early Essentials†https://t.co/DPExBQqbmW
RT @harrisony: Everyday I look for this tweet, how is the poor person with an ICU ward to themselves going.
Hang in there nameless person…
Meanwhile, I am being observed from on high. pic.twitter.com/NQvJ8qeEvr
From earlier, some of my magnificent Magpie Army. pic.twitter.com/7xRZgGKP7l
@jpwarren @moylecroft I don’t know why people get so worked up. They’re just nuclear weapons.
@JustJimWillDo @dobes I am already well aware of Goat Moisturising Lotion and other goat-based products. No one wants a dry goat.
RT @glengyron: Whale sushi pizza on the menu tonight in Lockdown Town. https://t.co/KV5jBWKuPd
Well then. My deadline has been moved because circumstances, so I’m back for a little bit of shitposting while I wa… https://t.co/ThPA2mr7q9
But for now I am going away to write this thing and I will be back once it’s been filed.
Oh, and today is World Parrot Day, so tonight I’ll post some of my parrot-related photos. https://t.co/PzPrMZhkNZ #WorldParrotDay
Mon confirmed: It’s all about that lingering story for @zdnetaustralia, which I’ll file whether I get the informati… https://t.co/3Q0cnvhpOd
Now playing: Newcleus, “Jam On It†https://t.co/BY1MJtusoa Contains cowbell.
cameronwilson checkmate atheists pic.twitter.com/uEWYvpYjeE
RT @olafurw: I have an idea for a data structure, hear me out.
A linked list where every node contains a hash of all the data in the nodes…
@tomasseytw Oh so it is! Thank you, I’ll do some appropriate things later up.
@4rizmendi The word is “infestationâ€.
Here, have a king parrot. pic.twitter.com/8MwkWeNJmW
@4rizmendi This is an excellent jerkbird. I had a few too many this morning. https://t.co/Pfm4YZIAnX
Recently received from one of my weevil correspondents, something for @NewtonMark and @expectproblems to consider,… https://t.co/a1gf4b86zy
RT @jephjacques: *stomping angrily out of the porno shoot* when they said monster cock I was expecting eyeballs, or teeth, or tentacles, or…
Listening to today’@abcnewsws Coronacast, “But vaccination is a race, isn’tpca.st/tccw9kjf6IyMUmsI
@FlyOpineMonkey @dobes @purserj They’re part of a very healthy and rather large clan of jerkbirds that’s based up o… https://t.co/BMBkVmQGCV
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, along with links to lovely things like a lovely podcast and… https://t.co/uIqqDYppQM
Mon plan: It’s all about that lingering story for @zdnetaustralia, which I’ll finish if I get the information I’ve… https://t.co/gOXJgRk6aE
@oberonsghost @purserj @dobes Old Greek blokes never tell tall stories, so clearly it is 100% true. :) On the other… https://t.co/awgdfRlBR7
@R_Chirgwin At least 15 by my count now.
@dobes @purserj Of course if I cleaned the windows I could film them from in here where it’s warmpic.twitter.com/49wBfuVmvivi
@dobes @purserj Many of the jerkbirds are this year’s crop of “teenagers†and they are squabbling in a distinctly b… https://t.co/0HgmYPum2g
@dobes @purserj This will not end well. pic.twitter.com/dssGnnGVSN
@Taraustralis [Cough.] pic.twitter.com/QAtzQS8DO0
Meanwhile it’s going to be another sunny day in the Blue Mountainspic.twitter.com/HVhDzaFAz6z6
The forecast minimum temperature of -3C was not achieved. Not even close. @joannejacobs @oberonsghost. pic.twitter.com/D9nILkLdb4
Today’s jerkbird count is at least 13@dobese@purserjrjpic.twitter.com/X9pbZSN5jCjC
Monday. Mud wrestling is strictly forbidden in the boardroom. Monday.
Histreepix The ghost of Disneyland stalks more unsuspecting victims. Omaha, 1968. pic.twitter.com/FFCmvULFoR
The “Recto Rotorâ€, eh? https://t.co/Zezriml09y
RT @RAF_Luton: Photo of the Day: Sent in by Mr P Isstaker shows one of our F117 Stealth fighters releasing #CovidVaccine over #london durin…
@CptHollingworth Indeed.
@CptHollingworth “The Hollowmen†remains the masterpiece in my book, though “Utopia†is way more accessible.
So yeah with all of “Frontline†on Netflix currently I’m catching up with some truly timeless television. More time… https://t.co/dwnAHjmujm
@dobes @oberonsghost @roweafr I’m not sure, put the pandemic didn’t end until at least four years after the Gallipo… https://t.co/fPCMO52tBG
@oberonsghost @dobes @roweafr And also. https://t.co/wU0Vhn60yf
@oberonsghost @dobes @roweafr Lol on a related note. https://t.co/yVM8vdC9y8
@joannejacobs @oberonsghost @cathywilcox1 True, but we weren’t that serious about it.
@dobes @oberonsghost @roweafr Either way, Mr Rowe’s grotesqueries continue to delight and horrify me.
Annoyingly, @dobes, this cartoon by @roweafr is not as erotically appealing as it might be. https://t.co/A6NQ5BuhbT
RT @patricksturg: This is a terribly sad story in @thesundaytimes. By admitting more kids from state schools, Oxbridge are forcing the priv…
RT @cafesittingbot: Sitting at a Cafe today, I gave a cat down on their luck a banana to buy crystal meth. Not half a lunar year later they…
cameronwilson the key to twitter is trolling enough so that when you do have a legit bad take you can play it off as if you were joking
chrisberg i get it, the art of politics is mostly just-continuing-to-say-words-in-public, but why aren’t we pickier about which words
@joannejacobs @oberonsghost Oddly enough @cathywilcox1 and I spoke about this on the podcast.
@joannejacobs @oberonsghost They’re the apparent temperatures, but I see the K-town numbers are -3°C for the indicated. Ouch.
RT @samishah: Just one. I’m telling you. We eat just one billionaire and the rest will fall into line.
@Davelennonabc @sexenheimer @JoshButler Yeah I know, the trick is to go early and go hard.
@TheIronMonk3 @electronicos_f Well it’s what it is, geologically speaking.
@oberonsghost @joannejacobs The CARROT interpolation from those Katoomba figures is a little less fierce. pic.twitter.com/0t5aCcJUBk
RT @ToshGreenslade: Harvey Norman is the perfect place to shop if you don’t mind paying a bit more to ensure your money goes to a miserable…
@R_Chirgwin There have been wallaby scats near the bird-feeding zone because there’s some munchy grass there, and s… https://t.co/ASezJWR2dH
@R_Chirgwin Oh? A stinky one or a non-stinky one?
@sexenheimer @JoshButler As I said at the time… https://t.co/nonbXSqNf2
@sexenheimer @JoshButler I was late to this party. https://t.co/cX2oVseaJj
And as promised, here’s the live performance by @electronicos_f from last Sunday which some of you missed because y… https://t.co/aoWnKtvTDz
The week’s highlight was of course the podcast posted on Saturday. https://t.co/hbpZrKRqmU
NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 574: Jabbed, but not very productive†https://t.co/WI1uB4PGik Covers 24—30 May 2021 and… https://t.co/M1C9MKAodD
@dobes @NewtonMark @rohan_p @cameronwilson Also the question cutaways are dreadful.
IMPORTANT VIDEO: Extended Interview: Mr “Democracy Manifest” and his “succulent Chinese meal”… https://t.co/eNbgwiad4j
cameronwilson big screen tvs are a scam. you want things to see bigger? sit closer to the television i saved you 2000 dollars
@EnsignR @TooheyMatthew Of course. :)
@EnsignR @TooheyMatthew They were flares, Ross. That’s one of the most important parts of the story.
“Seeing old friends for the first time in years,†being a very good short fillum about consent. https://t.co/pHb8Q9lb0u
@david_heath @adam_turner Yes, yes… Blame the “enablersâ€.
RT @paulkidd: Scalloped sandwich. https://t.co/OeSAtXt5bD
AlecStapp Capitalism finds a way. pic.twitter.com/4DQuYN9CuY
He looks thrilled. https://t.co/g9CUykvatW
RT @abcnews: Michael Daley announces he will run for leader of NSW Labor https://t.co/k0HaU8W0vq
@david_heath @adam_turner I can’t help but think these are problems people create for themselves.
RT @CptHollingworth: It’ll probably go for half a million. https://t.co/j38FuGhvkB
@evanspw @rovingrob Which is all lovely, but I just want to see how much power a rice cooker uses when on keep-warm… https://t.co/AlXfjWEob6
RT @caseyfeigh: My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone w…
@ok_lyndsey Sometimes we really should shoot the messenger.
That one on the right is from TP-Link. There’s some whateverthegoddambandis ones at two for AUD 30. But I don’t wan… https://t.co/MT1lOaSqsL
@ok_lyndsey Is that a thing from The Bad Program? If so, I am not interested. It already sounds like a terrible idea. Do not send links.
I just want to measure individual appliances for actual versus max rated power consumption for various tasks so I d… https://t.co/KUR3BscgKj
Curious price comparison. An old-school dumb but quite nifty-looking power measuring thingy like the first photo wi… https://t.co/wBRyj8nQLf
@littleread @JaysProofs @HHackenbecker I’m quite happy to not be part of this conversation thanks.
SlurrieFamily The Skipper and Gilligan. pic.twitter.com/7SC22CkmNg
@NewtonMark Yes but the CPRS caused all this and we should never forget.
RT @emmavj: Shouting ‘freedom’ inside an open Westfield 🤪 https://t.co/2AOpk0Hvg9
RT @MavenofHonor: Overheard someone hiss into their phone, “I realize that, but I cannot miss Theodore’s bassoon recital,†and now I have a…
@NewtonMark Oh cool, I was just thinking you had a fuckton of 9s there.
littleread Every fucking time. Every single one. pic.twitter.com/6ZhTyF557G
@NewtonMark Am I missing something? https://t.co/mSNeG5WDan
@oberonsghost Exactly.
@oberonsghost You did that deliberately didn’t you.
@PeteLawler I want to mumble something about consensus formation. It’s not that overworked phrase “echo chamber†bu… https://t.co/pAdQg2vvUS
“Bitey cockatoo steals my shoe right off my foot!†https://t.co/D5Dz8qi4H4 Seriously jerky jerkbird action for @dobes @purserj.
@PeteLawler It’s a sickness, certainly.
@jonkudelka It’s one of my brand values.
@jonkudelka “… riding our fingers and we are so cross.â€
Sun plan, translated: I need to get the chores done, but the rest is just all the shit that I never got to during t… https://t.co/C42QapYxLq
Sun plan: Household chores; minor leftover tasks from last week; organise next week as much as can be organised, We… https://t.co/jFamBkqM3W
RT @HartWexford: “Learn your lines”? Bloody hell, ok Stanislavsky. https://t.co/oTsmgA5JGR
Stallone really needs to check these screenplays before signing on. https://t.co/c8Yuj4f3ki
It’s meant to be “mostly sunny†in the Blue Mountains today but right now it isn’t and it’s not appealinpic.twitter.com/ae4yBqYb8kae4yBqYb8k
Look, there’s a podcast! https://t.co/hbpZrKRqmU
Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program (Sunday).
Sunday. The highway does not run where you expect it to. Sunday.
I’m going to bed now but hey there’s this podcast what I posted earlier which is quite fun and Cathy and I ended up… https://t.co/PdDE6i1JQ2
jzux sorry i freaked out it will happen again soon
RT @PajamaStew: I’m standing next to my wife, holding her hand during an ultrasound. Suddenly the technician gasps and zooms in on our bab…
Histreepix Supportive WAGs attend the national glory hole championships. Oslo, 1905. pic.twitter.com/gJ2UZ5EDoF
RT @fesshole: Our safe word is ‘Margaret Thatcher’.
@mattcdef2000 Actually this is the article I was looking for. https://t.co/GGxpkYAf4k
Mr Musk clearly has no friends or colleagues with enough honesty to tell him his stupid tunnel is stupid and that w… https://t.co/wz1ORHbDsj
Panduendito LMFAOOOOO pic.twitter.com/vdtjC5jHZO
@developerjack On the other hand well could probably get more people using the AstraZeneca vaccine if we used the O… https://t.co/VT2icWAOP2
Overall this thread presents a pretty solid proposal. Approve. https://t.co/HD0UTOzZ3F
@expectproblems @NewtonMark Ah yes, back when you were young and foolish!
@bastardsheep @NewtonMark @expectproblems You tell me.
@expectproblems @NewtonMark One thing I do love about the Fairburn lads is how much effort they put into their sets and props.
“The Worlds Worst Pilot†who is neither @NewtonMark nor @expectproblems https://t.co/cha8Sgnxji
@JustJimWillDo Geography teacher.
“Blade Runner But Mr Blobby Is There†by @MisterABK https://t.co/Ezm09ZEmJF
“The Problem with Reunion Shows†by @MrMichaelSpicer https://t.co/nYrjmj9g9H
@JustJimWillDo @cathywilcox1 Yes indeedy. Thank you for contributing to the ongoing madness.
@DavidFeng I found it quite amusing.
I still don’t understand how this happened. https://t.co/Nn4LcxjpPA
RT @stilgherrian: NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Overshared Hate Mail Ant Infestation with cartoonist Cathy Wilcox†@cathywilcox1 (1h3m57s) https://…
@LLah_Nomis @JohnBirmingham Quite probably. Which reminds me, I should learn to monetise my own jokes more effectively.
@itgrrl @R_Chirgwin This is most acceptable.
@JustJimWillDo @R_Chirgwin To be fair, this is taking it from a raw 4k HDR original to a 720p slow-compressed MP4. But yes.
@R_Chirgwin Yes 115MB is much better than 5.83GB lol.
@R_Chirgwin HandBrake to the rescue! #CompressCompressCompress
RT @kph3k: My 6-year-old, working on a bead design: “Do you want to help me?â€
My 8-year-old: “Yes. Do you want me to follow your directio…
RT @akent: It’s true, haven’t been able to get anywhere since they decommissioned the Sydney Monorail https://t.co/zvyQ8BrGeh
Note to self: If you’re going to shoot and cut a quick video fo@R_Chirgwinin don’t shoot it in 4k HDR with all the bits and bytes turned on.
RT @HartWexford: Melbourne has unique challenges fighting covid. Unlike Sydney, in Melbourne people live in groups, several in one house, r…
@JustJimWillDo @cathywilcox1 On the other hand, you’re meant to be looking at the lovely subject of the photo and not being creepy.
JFrankensteiner Amazing that copyright protection used to just be stickers trying to scare the shit out of you pic.twitter.com/6hhdzrg4Il
@tangoOz @JaneCaro @cathywilcox1 Here you go! https://t.co/hbpZrKRqmU
@MatthewBevan Isn’t it gorgeous, for so many reasons. A longboat is still needed.
@JohnBirmingham It’s subtle but good.
NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Overshared Hate Mail Ant Infestation with cartoonist Cathy Wilcox†@cathywilcox1 (1h3m57s)… https://t.co/o486v2Cpw1
Uploading.
ShaunLeaneMP So please everyone get their injection of steadfast resilience
ASAP pic.twitter.com/9B2JEXCmjP
@cathywilcox1 Anyway it’ll be on the line in about an hour from now.
As I edit this podcast with @cathywilcox1 I’m thinking, yeah, I was having a Friday gin, and maybe so was she? I sa… https://t.co/IbfhFvclaa
And a link should you wish to retweet the original. https://t.co/ZWTP66mj8Y
My attention has been drawn to this information and I think you will enjoy it. pic.twitter.com/YzFkJiNlLI
@cathywilcox1 Actually I’m going to get into the podcast editing straight away because I’m In The Mood. https://t.co/2w4LCfHAUI
Q3w3e3 literally how private insurance is supposed to work. pic.twitter.com/wzHQ2TMUu4
@paulkidd @jpwarren @NewtonMark @GordyPls Well if Antony Green has tortoise anything, yes…
RT @NewtonMark: 49% of Melbourne’s population this coming Wednesday. https://t.co/TODQzvorYg
@KarlettaA @cathywilcox1 Well you’ve just told her yourself in this thread. :)
RT @RikeFranke: What the what?! 😳
“By simply searching online for terms publicly known to be associated with nuclear weapons, Bellingcat w…