fesshole I got pissed as a lord in Amsterdam on a work trip and woke up alone in a room in a hotel that wasn’t mine. I got u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r8
stilgherrian Yesterday a podcast happened and I think you might enjoy it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@EnsignR @swearyanthony Still setting up the lighting.
@swearyanthony “Soccer Player Gets Testicles Tattooed as Soccer Balls” (2015) ploomer.com/soccer-player-… #helping
@swearyanthony Allow me to assist. google.com/search?q=how+t…
BishopAlice straight men of melb you need to be arrested pic.twitter.com/5L1W7zwrbH
A healthy 7/10 in the @SatPaper quiz today, and I would’ve got 9/10 if I could ever remember people’s names. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2021/06/12
jeremy_gans “He claimed he no longer associated with the far-right and had also stopped drinking heavily. He said he didn’t kno..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zN
davidgerard shitcoiner bbc.co.uk/news/technolog…
cameronwilson ok sure but where are your legs twitter.com/RoseBJackson/s… pic.twitter.com/CunBZPzNdR
“The Speaker List For The 2021 Africa Down Under Conference Is Raising QWhite A Few Eyebrows,” and yes of course it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xv
ADaily_Cloud Dragons awake! pic.twitter.com/xSn9GjTmbE
BBCArchive #OnThisDay 1969: “The company intends to build a two-man version as well, with a seat for the passenger.”
Could je..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sv
notoliverbutler When you’re absolutely twisted and your mate’s trying to convince the bouncer you’re alright to come in pic.twitter.com/o6zjj6usKS
@dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @jpwarren It may not be a real thing though. We don’t know. snopes.com/fact-check/elo…
Yeah so this is a thing. Ping @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @jpwarren. twitter.com/patriach2051/s…
burgotastic Plague mice in the fuse box
Reminds me baby of you twitter.com/lucythack/stat…
WorldBollard If you love bollards (24.5m followers can’t be wrong) then it actually doesn’t get much better than this…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cuuZ
@parradiddle @GreenJ It’s not about being dumb, usually, but being careless. newsrooms and editorial offices are generally chaotic places.
Yesterday a podcast happened and I think you might enjoy it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@_midofo_ @JohnBirmingham Yeah it’s a bit of a grim tale.
“True Facts: Dangerous Little Ticks” (11m57s) youtube.com/watch?v=RVca0L…
@paulkidd Possibly, but if it’s not it certainly should be.
@paulkidd We could call this a Cornwall Trousering.
@sleepingdingo @JohnBirmingham @SatPaper @SquigglyRick Pffft! Writers don’t count.
@JohnBirmingham @SatPaper Yeah they do OK down there in the Melbourne.
I’m late to reading yesterday’s free-to-read Alien Sideboob from @JohnBirmingham, but yeah it does put the governme..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ji
@lazy_atom “At least to me,” you say. They’re not aimed at you. Every one of these images gets run on TV news while..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VN
@ashulz @cameronwilson Ashul, Ashul, there are hundreds of us, beavering away secretly to undermine the socialists.
@GreenJ It is, but possibly that’s the joke? (I am being very generous of spirit today.)
tonio_leo Money stolen from Africa. twitter.com/EXTRA_ordiinar…
@oberonsghost Not too far from the main drag? That section of Forest Rd is a bit bleak, though I suppose there are..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ro
@oberonsghost Oh that abandoned club? That should so be demolished and turned into something worthwhile.
@oberonsghost But 3 out of 10 for the last time they cleaned that bathroom?
@cameronwilson Oh we’re all LNP stooges. I’m amazed people haven’t worked that out yet.
I’m enjoying the recent @lexiconvalley episode “The Languages of Southeast Asia” but @JohnHMcWhorter’s Thai is so s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U9
QuirkyRides Think we’ll just leave this #quirky thing here….🧐😬 pic.twitter.com/0LU0GQBIeF
joshgnosis Exclusive: Tony Abbott wrote to the immigration minister in 2019 and argued the #hometobilo family could have a cas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sr
I don’t understand what’s happening with Boris Johnson’s trousers. Can’t he afford a tailor? twitter.com/BeschlossDC/st…
HappySinger .@TheSun is officially a worthless rag. pic.twitter.com/KNbirm0oEO
LtlFreeLibrary Steward Jay D. spotted this new neighborhood exchange in San Francisco, California. Take a Rock, Leave a Rock! pic.twitter.com/nTKgVvt09C
fMRI_guy EXCUSE ME HAS NOBODY HERE WATCHED JOHN CARPENTERS ‘THE THING’ NOT A SINGLE PERSON twitter.com/NBCNews/status…
“‘How To Look Busy While Doing Absolutely Fuck All’, By Scott Morrison” theshovel.com.au/2021/06/11/how…
“Join the Army, make new friends…” twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…
Quite a bit of annoying wind in fact. pic.twitter.com/r8MRiGdiIG
Just heard a podcast advert for “Rediscovering Sydney” as in the CBD. whatson.sydney/rediscover I wonder how Cloverland is going these days.
NoContextBrits Still can’t believe the Queen won that marathon. pic.twitter.com/H9BcZSC2N9
@NuclearAnthro Goddammit. I’ve been Poe’d!
@NuclearAnthro What intrigues me about this is that carpark pooping must happen often enough for them to make an ac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iA
Listening to this week’s @RatlSecurity podcast, The “I’m Not Saying It’s Aliens” Edition pca.st/jpgs0pd4
I’d missed this important cicada news: “Cicadas ground White House press plane for hours before departure to Europe” nbcnews.com/politics/white…
@garthk @cathywilcox1 I know what you’re listening to. :P That was a fun episode.
Sat plan: Slow start with household chores; catch up with yesterday’s PJCIS hearing; deal with a moderately long li..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vz
Sat plan, relevant preamble: It’s the Queen’s Birthday long weekend in NSW, but not for me. I’m catching up on a li..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mS
TheOnion HR Improves Company Morale By Giving Employees Constant Stream Of Dumbass Bullshit To Mock bit.ly/3pS3yGg pic.twitter.com/NlTYGsRlzq
@expectproblems @dobes @davpope @CptHollingworth Then there’s this variant. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@expectproblems @dobes @davpope @CptHollingworth I still like the all-seeing coronapotato variant. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@dobes @davpope Also attn: @CptHollingworth @expectproblems.
Hey @dobes it looks like @davpope is adjusting things in the eyes department. pic.twitter.com/28Tss79yWG
bookishseawitch when terry pratchett said this… so true bestie pic.twitter.com/CpstlAXCbj
Winter continues in the Blue Mountains today, with wind. pic.twitter.com/EUAJN1LpsZ
thrill_tweeter Baywatch ‘Where Are They Now’ reunion episode. twitter.com/williamader/st…
stilgherrian The planned episode with @drspacejunk has to be pushed back a month or so, so who should I chat with later in June?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i5
stilgherrian NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Snail is Sleeping with satirist Mark Humphries” @markhumphries (1h7m52s)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6c
Saturday. The knives will need to be sharpened. Saturday.