SuperCroup Feminism is demanding buildings that look like cunts? twitter.com/oysta/status/1…
stilgherrian ICYMI earlier, a podcast. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@danilic I’m sure there must be more fragments of it out there.
@SMinney @bunjaree Just some meat scraps. They sometimes get the kind of moist dog food made fro various things to create a balanced diet.
@danilic And I found this blog post where the creator of KGrind was going to tell its story but got no further. kgrinddotcom.tumblr.com
@potrzebieggm Nope. It’s health-related. Census would’ve been sorted long ago.
@staticsan @oberonsghost You must be new here, Wade.
@oberonsghost I’ve been in a room with Ms Cash giving a speech. Twice. It’s an experience.
@bigjsl Except that if he sacks one person from the party he’s no longer in government. Well, not with a majority anyway.
@sarahbc2000 “Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention.”
Prime Minister Michaelia Cash. That has a certain sound to it, @oberonsghost. As does she. twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…
@PeteLawler There is a FAQ on their website.
From a [PROTECTED] account, something for R/SAS/Powershell people in Sydney. DM me and I’ll make the connection. Pa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…be
“Roof removal at the 11foot8+8 bridge” youtube.com/watch?v=3jStdS…
“Rental truck crash debris hits innocent vehicle at the 11foot8+8 bridge” youtube.com/watch?v=gbRYOM…
Catching up on the latest action. “Boxtruck tries to sneak up to the 11foot8+8 bridge” youtube.com/watch?v=ylcdW0… Ah, the comedic timing!
@jxeeno And possibly about the same collective intelligence, although I may be insulting the hogs.
New Honest Government Ad | Hotel Quarantine & Vaccines youtube.com/watch?v=X_0zFE…

kymtje I just wanted to go to the toilet pic.twitter.com/fjEOP44LvL

@itgrrl @garthk Oooh I hadn’t noticed this! pic.twitter.com/7DoNiuAhtS
@itgrrl Afaik it just breaks out all the camera controls the API can give it, plus their own ML and other wankery o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kW
@garthk That’s the one. There’s a matching stills app called Camera+ 2.
@itgrrl Yep, a few dollars well spent. There’s a matching stills app called Camera+ 2.
Nickhalo01 Why does everyone do cocaine before posting on LinkedIn?
@_midofo_ Lol that’s been out max on many recent days.
elissablake This is why there are helicopters over my house. #SydneyLockdown twitter.com/nathanjstitt/s…
@bunjaree @R_Chirgwin @dobes @purserj @JustJimWillDo Here you go. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@bunjaree NEW VIDEO: “Butcherbird 001: Breakfast” (3m10s) youtu.be/X6lUYadtB4Y
I’d have preferred it if the daf..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bg
@R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Video coming shortly.
REMINDER: That one thing you focus on, that single thing that you complain about, is definitely the sole reason why..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mw

coopesdetat I hoped it wouldn’t come to this, but I’m ready pic.twitter.com/e4h7fArSzC
@bunjaree @R_Chirgwin @dobes @purserj @JustJimWillDo I quite like this bit. “I’ll just take this down to ground lev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZI
@sylmobile @bunjaree Thanks. Yeah not bad for a random “I wonder what this will turn out like?”. Mind you the butch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n7
@bunjaree Attn: @R_Chirgwin @dobes @purserj @JustJimWillDo.
A grey butcherbird (Cracticus torquatus) grabs some breakfast at @bunjaree.
These are raw frame grabs from a short..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0V
@joelmcourtney @bunjaree That is very, very nice. I have yet to see this particular lyrebird’s tail properly.
Hey people, you should read this. twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…

jonkudelka Today’s @SatPaper cartoon thesaturdaypaper.com.au/opinion/cartoo… pic.twitter.com/gNpleuDfju
Mansqwatch If asked for feedback, offer “I notice” and “I wonder” statements to sound more constructive. Example; “I notice yo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…98
@JazzTwemlow @nickboshier If you have Amazon Prime you should definitely check this out. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@nawagadj I must admit that’d make a nice change.
TrainsInfo Station cat ‘Sammy’ from Gunnedah leading by example!
G’day to our #NSWTrainLink family keeping things moving in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…64
Sat plan: Nothing apart from a few household chores. I’ll do more than that I’m sure, but that’s all that’s compulsory.
@WarWraith You need more sleep, I suspect.
tlhicks713 What if UFOs are just billionaires from other planets?

Winter is getting positively tropical in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/Ux3DCJgvEP
stilgherrian NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Loneliness of Alan Jones with Dan Ilic and not Ray Martin” @danilic (50m21s)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rt
QUOLLFOOT. twitter.com/DingoResearch/…
@chrisrauchle Very COVIDSafe, yes.
Saturday. You are the bin fire. Saturday.
@_midofo_ Ah. I see what you mean.
@_midofo_ Mind you, the dreams come later.
@_midofo_ I’m only just now going to bed but I’m afraid I don’t see the resemblance.
@AusBerlin84 It has been for so many of us.

@AusBerlin84 I’m sure Wikipedia is correct. pic.twitter.com/vghFO5gK3H
stilgherrian @JohnBirmingham I’ve just received word that JB has set this column free for all to read, so now even you cheapskat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W7
ICYMI earlier, a podcast. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@skwashd @NewtonMark Gotta have a good disclaimer.
“… and it’s definitely nothing to do with me.” Clearly he thinks he’s not going to make it. The ferret, it is rev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hA
@NewtonMark I thought this one was a bit half-arsed. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Congratulations to @JazzTwemlow and @nickboshier. “The Moth Effect” episode one is wonderful…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uv
joshgnosis Hi JM
Please tweet twitter.com/clivefpalmer/s…
@monkey_brennan @jonkudelka You lose two points for making it about a specific state.
@jonkudelka Alas I agree with you 100%.
oberonsghost Fancy our @ABCTV being so poorly funded that it can’t run its flagship current affairs program on a Friday night in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3b
Kanaratron Fun film fact. In Escape from New York (1981) they used reflective tape on a miniature model of the city & filmed i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ai
@jpwarren @paulkidd Yes, that looks suitably warm and respectable. I shan’t post a photo because I’m looking more m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k3
@eDilettante @jonkudelka Hmmm. I could sell my calories too.
natashamitchell DO EET. And if you’re not experienced in audio storytelling but have a gripping & important story idea that fits ei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3N
@JustJimWillDo It’s the @bunjaree house red.
@jonkudelka Is that a good price? We make our own electricity here so I have no idea what it costs these days.
@jonkudelka Another possibility might be:
“I’m calling about your electricity.”
‘Oh yes, how much would you like to buy?”
@JustJimWillDo I stole some wine.
@annie_parker Well, stolen from @R_Chirgwin with his permission.
Fri plan, remainder: Wine (stolen); some sort of food; shitposting; videos.
@danilic Oops. Forgot to mention the Olympic Games, and forgot to draw some TRIGGER WORDS from the Glass Jar of Tra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mF

jacalina5 Just received from hubby at workplace in WA 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/vBrUBwkRDi

OrkneyLibrary ‘Smoking can stunt your growth,’ says 27 year old. pic.twitter.com/6eYFCJYuTS
@JustJimWillDo That’s terrible, but I have been meaning to record a bunch of ambient sound that could be used for f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jo
NSWHealth Our walk-in AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine clinics are open
Aged 18 and over and live in one of the affected LGAs? H..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tn

Lol from @cameronwilson livestream as he crosses to Morrison’s press conference. pic.twitter.com/Y7VZeSWfck
NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Loneliness of Alan Jones with Dan Ilic and not Ray Martin” @danilic (50m21s)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rt
NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Loneliness of Alan Jones with Dan Ilic and not Ray Martin” @danilic (50m21s)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d6
Almost finished uploading.
Finished editing the podcast. Now doing the final mix. Which is largely automated.
@danilic So this came up in today’s podcast recording. It’s a classic piece of (not-)lost television. “John Safran..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u8
@JohnBirmingham I’ve just received word that JB has set this column free for all to read, so now even you cheapskat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W7

leighfromcanada I laughed too much at this. pic.twitter.com/ekgwAPoTR4
Today’s Alien Sideboob is behind @JohnBirmingham’s little paywall. Fuck it’s good. Shell out the bucks.
“Lockdown,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dW

womensart1 Pee, 2020 by Sherry Rusinack #WomensArt pic.twitter.com/GLPQg6PSAv
Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Labor’s great surrender” pca.st/hdrg5qm8
@danilic Yes, well done that boy.
And… that was a fabulous podcast recording with @danilic. So much fun. And it’ll be on the line tonight.
Off to do the podcast recording. Back in a while.
axmcc me: they’re sending in the army
canadian friend: to help with the vaccine?
me: hahahahaha. no.
cathywilcox1 I know I’m not a journalist because I don’t mind waiting until things happen before I tell people. twitter.com/aclennell/stat…
jonkudelka For religion on the census pls tick “change the labor party from within”.
I’d missed this the other day. “Clive Palmer approaches Craig Kelly, George Christensen to join his party” 9news.com.au/national/clive…
@reselsnark There was more to the dream than that one scene, but I thought that little taste would be sufficient.
Still thinking about this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

dobes Imagine if we treated it as a race pic.twitter.com/TBcXrcXRkA
It’s also Cheesecake Day. daysoftheyear.com/days/cheesecak…
Today, Friday 30 July, is Talk In An Elevator Day. daysoftheyear.com/days/talk-in-a…

Hey @dobes did you catch Mr Rowe’s effort last night? pic.twitter.com/dlGxn1S96y

@danilic And here’s the Glass Jar of Transparency which contains the TRIGGER WORDS. It needs a wash. pic.twitter.com/ERy7Af17R1
@PeteLawler @danilic See, “weird words” is less likely to trigger interesting conversation because people don’t hav..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qq
The podcast is an episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast with @danilic. If you’re a supporter with TRIGGER WORDS or a C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tf
Fri plan: It’s podcast production day. It’s cunningly divided into pre-production, recording at 1100, and post-prod..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MB

Winter is continuing in the Blue Mountains today, which is not surprising. pic.twitter.com/n6C4L8rawC
QOrigins Time for another round of:
GUESS! THAT! DECADE!…
which, as always, is brought to you by the eternal sameness of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bt
CONELRAD6401240 “You don’t have to be a skinny weakling.” twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/…
Friday. Every ritual had to be performed for the first time. Friday.
OK I’m going away now.
drunkenmadman @stilgherrian I was also going to say three pints is a lot to fit in a cunt but then I remembered I’ve been out dri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9W
stilgherrian @danilic Also, I’m recoding an episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast with him tomorrow morning. If you’re a supporter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3v
stilgherrian This profile of @danilic is worth a read. “Jester holding a spear: rise of a satirist and climate change activist” thebrilliant.com.au/highlight/jest…
Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program.
stilgherrian Vagina pelicana.

stilgherrian Still thinking about Katie Hopkins’ very special skill. She must have a foof like a pelican’s beak. pic.twitter.com/myGsa5mD7p
There is a brushtail possum on or in the roof and it’s being annoying. Shut up, Possum!
@JustJimWillDo @bunjaree I haven’t heard it at all yet. That sort of thing happens very early and further down the track.

JAFMacDonald YouTube’s automated caption generator is now translating whimbrel calls and I’m very much here for it. pic.twitter.com/KqbfrafC77

brookssterritt these captchas are getting downright philosophical pic.twitter.com/HAMipnVIaS
@jonstribling @bunjaree A local guy who does occasional work for the council says that every time they plant new tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ky
@riskybusiness Gotta look good for the PR photos.
So that non-timid superb lyrebird at @bunjaree? Someone has scored a photo, showing how close it gets to the cottag..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zo
chaser BREAKING: Army facing certain defeat after it emerges that Emus can get Covid
hellohistoria It was formerly customary in Wales for the head of the
household to tell the bees whenever a death took place in th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bz
By “grey zone operations” I assume they mean in Fairfield. twitter.com/AARCAusArmy/st…
charlesarthur Ooooooof twitter.com/mrmarksteel/st…
@oberonsghost @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee “Cyberwashing”, Maria. Get with the program.

johnb78 Amazing timeline juxtaposition pic.twitter.com/8wkWlwhqI3
“How are you handling the lickdown?” twitter.com/jonoabroad/sta…
Hey @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee this is getting me a bit moist. twitter.com/thegrugq/statu…
Whenever I start typing “lockdown” my phone keeps wanting to change it to “lick” and that concerns me.
@tacticalmaid @kels_316 They do indeed operate in Sydney.
iamtix95 *Danger at Vaccination Center*
Husband told his wife that he could not accompany her for vaccination. So his wife..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EY
@oberonsghost @danilic Lol. :) Well I’m looking forward to this chat.
@danilic Also, I’m recoding an episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast with him tomorrow morning. If you’re a supporter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3v
This profile of @danilic is worth a read. “Jester holding a spear: rise of a satirist and climate change activist” thebrilliant.com.au/highlight/jest…
cyetain People are always all like “Failure is how we learn”.
NOTICING… NOTICING SHIT is how we learn.
Paying attention..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pe
For those of you wanting to poke at Australia’s vaccination data, @jxeeno has created a poker. twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…
MooseAllain Piers Morgan may be an utter twat, but at least his comments have started an important conversation about what an utter twat he is.
@jxeeno @max_au Thanks, though no I’m having enough trouble doing my actual work. ;) But I’m happy to do modelling..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IR
@max_au @jxeeno Just checking, Ken. This data is compiled at the federal level, yeah? Or are you compiling state-by-state data yourself?
@swearyanthony Would YOU want to go visiting door to door in an area where people are infected with a potentially deadly disease?
@kels_316 Never waste a good pandemic.
@jxeeno Or it’s 800 humans who’ve appeared.
@rohan_p @RealNickHodge @sexenheimer @cameronwilson @dobes @NewtonMark Anyone want to have go at then “incredibly p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dg
LucyXIV I went to an elite private school in Sydney. would you like to read my yarn, cobber twitter.com/madeline_link/…

@RealNickHodge @sexenheimer @cameronwilson @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Indeed. pic.twitter.com/l8BdLOCF3r
@Pollytics Rule 34. Way ahead of you.
@RealNickHodge @sexenheimer @cameronwilson @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark The words you’re looking for are Branch Davi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wR
Rashidajourno Defence hasn’t yet received the request from Emergency Management yet so they have not been deployed - yet. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…
@RealNickHodge @sexenheimer Hey @cameronwilson @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark you need to get on this. Hand-wavey spir..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jj
@jonkudelka Well, do you have an art gallery…
@jonkudelka Padding it out with broccoli just isn’t the same, no.
@jonkudelka The cat’s OK but I preferred the first box.
@dobes @tacticalmaid Weirdly enough the video itself is a normal compiled-from-all-over set of carrier flight ops…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1Z

@dobes @tacticalmaid It seem straightforward enough. #breakfast pic.twitter.com/a0MqDaxuhp
@rohan_p @davidgerard @dobes This is just like the first dotcom boom. “I know we’re losing money on every customer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uM
SuperCroup Ad hominem criticism is rubbish but it does seem to be a strange coincidence that the people who complain about it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gm
bengrubb News Corp’s Daily Telegraph will stop publishing columns from controversial broadcaster Alan Jones after weeks of a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qh
@rohan_p @NewtonMark Oh yeah that’s one of nature’s little surprises. You have my sincere sympathies, Mark.
‘“We’ve got a pathway out of this which means that life is going to look pretty different by March/December <pick w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rQ
“Morrison Says Vaccines Will Have Us Opening Up Within Months, In Speech He Gave Last Year” theshovel.com.au/2021/07/29/mor…

bengrubb Here it is: Passerby yells “[Yeah, you??]… [go?] f—k yourself a—hole” to Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews pic.twitter.com/iIgNIekJG9
_BertHandsome Jared Kushner set to move away from committing one sort of crimes to launch new firm that will commit other sorts o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8h
jpwarren I needed a distraction from something else, so here are some District 9 themed posters for people who want to ban p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D2
patstokes 1000x this. Honestly, just stop supporting political parties. Every single person’s job is to serve the good and un..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jP
@JustJimWillDo Careful what you wish for.
@micheinnz Lockdown, Ma’am. We’re in lockdown.

As usual I’ve made too much breakfast, but you’re not allowed to come and get any. pic.twitter.com/2loRlEIyL5
@jeamland @19bk69 @kcarruthers @sylmobile @R_Chirgwin @bengrubb No no, that’s fine. I do not want this to happen.
@jeamland @19bk69 @kcarruthers @sylmobile @R_Chirgwin @bengrubb The wonderful thing is that I have no idea what this song might be.
@19bk69 @kcarruthers @sylmobile @R_Chirgwin @bengrubb Every war should have a theme song.
Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Who are Australia’s anti-lockdown protestors?” with @arielbogle pca.st/npmpmee3
@dobes @infinite8horizo @purserj Up here, though, the crimson rosellas are quite happy to hang about even when it’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tb
@dobes @infinite8horizo @purserj Mind you, I know the rainbow lorikeet rain alert call, and it’s very reliable, at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…px
Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Another four weeks. Will it change things?” pca.st/2mcbooo8
@SEdwards0108 Lovely. :)
@infinite8horizo They’re magnificent, thanks Peter! I have neither a suitable camera or the patience for shots like..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jK
joshgnosis it’s a trap twitter.com/Techmeme/statu…
@lukehallam Well I know it was. It was A97-450 using the callsign TROJAN 55. :)
I can also identify the AgustaWestland AW139 helicopter by sound, because they’re used for all the air ambulance ru..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZF