RT @SuperCroup: Feminism is demanding buildings that look like cunts? https://t.co/Azhj7d4boe
RT @stilgherrian: ICYMI earlier, a podcast. https://t.co/C7z91bWipE
@danilic I’m sure there must be more fragments of it out there.
@SMinney @bunjaree Just some meat scraps. They sometimes get the kind of moist dog food made fro various things to create a balanced diet.
@danilic And I found this blog post where the creator of KGrind was going to tell its story but got no further. https://t.co/q9ID4YgRJt
@potrzebieggm Nope. It’s health-related. Census would’ve been sorted long ago.
@staticsan @oberonsghost You must be new here, Wade.
@oberonsghost I’ve been in a room with Ms Cash giving a speech. Twice. It’s an experience.
@bigjsl Except that if he sacks one person from the party he’s no longer in government. Well, not with a majority anyway.
@sarahbc2000 “Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention.â€
Prime Minister Michaelia Cash. That has a certain sound to it, @oberonsghost. As does she. https://t.co/AZDiDw3ntb
@PeteLawler There is a FAQ on their website.
From a [PROTECTED] account, something for R/SAS/Powershell people in Sydney. DM me and I’ll make the connection. Pa… https://t.co/leK2eN2Rbe
“Roof removal at the 11foot8+8 bridge†https://t.co/spnrsVZMA7
“Rental truck crash debris hits innocent vehicle at the 11foot8+8 bridge†https://t.co/IizsrEUyH5
Catching up on the latest action. “Boxtruck tries to sneak up to the 11foot8+8 bridge†https://t.co/5BRFoZjd4j Ah, the comedic timing!
@jxeeno And possibly about the same collective intelligence, although I may be insulting the hogs.
New Honest Government Ad | Hotel Quarantine & Vaccines https://t.co/T1yI6RimID
kymtje I just wanted to go to the toilet pic.twitter.com/fjEOP44LvL
@itgrrl @garthk Oooh I hadn’t noticed thispic.twitter.com/7DoNiuAhtStS
@itgrrl Afaik it just breaks out all the camera controls the API can give it, plus their own ML and other wankery o… https://t.co/Vig77GCzkW
@garthk That’s the one. There’s a matching stills app called Camera+ 2.
@itgrrl Yep, a few dollars well spent. There’s a matching stills app called Camera+ 2.
Nickhalo01 Why does everyone do cocaine before posting on LinkedIn?
@_midofo_ Lol that’s been out max on many recent days.
RT @elissablake: This is why there are helicopters over my house. #SydneyLockdown https://t.co/TwW5ascDZd
@bunjaree @R_Chirgwin @dobes @purserj @JustJimWillDo Here you go. https://t.co/lOvlsUCFMf
@bunjaree NEW VIDEO: “Butcherbird 001: Breakfast†(3m10s) https://t.co/EGLB2jkUH3
I’d have preferred it if the daf… https://t.co/c6kiv1TYBg
@R_Chirgwin @bunjaree Video coming shortly.
REMINDER: That one thing you focus on, that single thing that you complain about, is definitely the sole reason why… https://t.co/tZeSQ1etMw
coopesdetat I hoped it wouldn’t come to this, but I’m ready pic.twitter.com/e4h7fArSzC
@bunjaree @R_Chirgwin @dobes @purserj @JustJimWillDo I quite like this bit. “I’ll just take this down to ground lev… https://t.co/z9OAB79JZI
@sylmobile @bunjaree Thanks. Yeah not bad for a random “I wonder what this will turn out like?â€. Mind you the butch… https://t.co/fYj7hIGIn7
@bunjaree Attn: @R_Chirgwin @dobes @purserj @JustJimWillDo.
A grey butcherbird (Cracticus torquatus) grabs some breakfast at @bunjaree.
These are raw frame grabs from a short… https://t.co/PbEEfOsx0V
@joelmcourtney @bunjaree That is very, very nice. I have yet to see this particular lyrebird’s tail properly.
Hey people, you should read this. https://t.co/5W9HfAu49o
RT @jonkudelka: Today’s @SatPaper cartoon https://t.co/wb32K4QGJu https://t.co/gNpleuDfju
RT @Mansqwatch: If asked for feedback, offer “I notice†and “I wonder†statements to sound more constructive. Example; “I notice you’re bec…
@JazzTwemlow @nickboshier If you have Amazon Prime you should definitely check this out. https://t.co/IRPQcoVdMw
@nawagadj I must admit that’d make a nice change.
RT @TrainsInfo: Station cat ‘Sammy’ from Gunnedah leading by example!
G’day to our #NSWTrainLink family keeping things moving in the regi…
Sat plan: Nothing apart from a few household chores. I’ll do more than that I’m sure, but that’s all that’s compulsory.
@WarWraith You need more sleep, I suspect.
RT @tlhicks713: What if UFOs are just billionaires from other planets?
Winter is getting positively tropical in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/Ux3DCJgvEP
RT @stilgherrian: NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Loneliness of Alan Jones with Dan Ilic and not Ray Martin†@danilic (50m21s) https://t.co/2BxPTGkmrâ…
QUOLLFOOT. https://t.co/CelEW38yDe
@chrisrauchle Very COVIDSafe, yes.
Saturday. You are the bin fire. Saturday.
@_midofo_ Ah. I see what you mean.
@_midofo_ Mind you, the dreams come later.
@_midofo_ I’m only just now going to bed but I’m afraid I don’t see the resemblance.
@AusBerlin84 It has been for so many of us.
@AusBerlin84 I’m sure Wikipedia is correctpic.twitter.com/vghFO5gK3H3H
RT @stilgherrian: @JohnBirmingham I’ve just received word that JB has set this column free for all to read, so now even you cheapskates hav…
ICYMI earlier, a podcast. https://t.co/C7z91bWipE
@skwashd @NewtonMark Gotta have a good disclaimer.
“… and it’s definitely nothing to do with me.†Clearly he thinks he’s not going to make it. The ferret, it is rev… https://t.co/wOvE2RHGhA
@NewtonMark I thought this one was a bit half-arsed. https://t.co/YECrFovT6o
Congratulations to @JazzTwemlow and @nickboshier. “The Moth Effect†episode one is wonderful.… https://t.co/S17ZyJGauv
RT @joshgnosis: Hi JM
Please tweet https://t.co/kP31kLWTM8
@monkey_brennan @jonkudelka You lose two points for making it about a specific state.
@jonkudelka Alas I agree with you 100%.
RT @oberonsghost: Fancy our @ABCTV being so poorly funded that it can’t run its flagship current affairs program on a Friday night in the m…
RT @Kanaratron: Fun film fact. In Escape from New York (1981) they used reflective tape on a miniature model of the city & filmed it under…
@jpwarren @paulkidd Yes, that looks suitably warm and respectable. I shan’t post a photo because I’m looking more m… https://t.co/sBd1aRxRk3
@eDilettante @jonkudelka Hmmm. I could sell my calories too.
RT @natashamitchell: DO EET. And if you’re not experienced in audio storytelling but have a gripping & important story idea that fits eithe…
@JustJimWillDo It’s th@bunjareeee house red.
@jonkudelka Is that a good price? We make our own electricity here so I have no idea what it costs these days.
@jonkudelka Another possibility might be:
“I’m calling about your electricity.â€
‘Oh yes, how much would you like to buy?â€
@JustJimWillDo I stole some wine.
@annie_parker Well, stolen from @R_Chirgwin with his permission.
Fri plan, remainder: Wine (stolen); some sort of food; shitposting; videos.
@danilic Oops. Forgot to mention the Olympic Games, and forgot to draw some TRIGGER WORDS from the Glass Jar of Tra… https://t.co/pLdWu7nFmF
RT @jacalina5: Just received from hubby at workplace in WA 😂😂 https://t.co/vBrUBwkRDi
OrkneyLibrary ‘Smoking can stunt your growth,’ says 27 year old. pic.twitter.com/6eYFCJYuTS
@JustJimWillDo That’s terrible, but I have been meaning to record a bunch of ambient sound that could be used for f… https://t.co/66ay5hMtjo
RT @NSWHealth: Our walk-in AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine clinics are open
Aged 18 and over and live in one of the affected LGAs? Head to a…
Lol from @cameronwilson livestream as he crosses to Morrison’s press conferencepic.twitter.com/Y7VZeSWfckck
NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Loneliness of Alan Jones with Dan Ilic and not Ray Martin†@danilic (50m21s)… https://t.co/LPNzvAPJrt
NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Loneliness of Alan Jones with Dan Ilic and not Ray Martin†@danilic (50m21s)… https://t.co/btzVEaItd6
Almost finished uploading.
Finished editing the podcast. Now doing the final mix. Which is largely automated.
@danilic So this came up in today’s podcast recording. It’s a classic piece of (not-)lost television. “John Safran… https://t.co/Yu7v5qVJu8
@JohnBirmingham I’ve just received word that JB has set this column free for all to read, so now even you cheapskat… https://t.co/aj8Z41olW7
leighfromcanada I laughed too much at this. pic.twitter.com/ekgwAPoTR4
Today’s Alien Sideboob is behind @JohnBirmingham’s little paywall. Fuck it’s good. Shell out the bucks.
“Lockdown,… https://t.co/CV43g4PidW
womensart1 Pee, 2020 by Sherry Rusinack #WomensArt pic.twitter.com/GLPQg6PSAv
Listening to today’@7ampodcastst, “Labor’s great surrepca.st/hdrg5qm8W1MwL2Z8
@danilic Yes, well done that boy.
And… that was a fabulous podcast recording with @danilic. So much fun. And it’ll be on the line tonight.
Off to do the podcast recording. Back in a while.
axmcc me: they’re sending in the army
canadian friend: to help with the vaccine?
me: hahahahaha. no.
RT @cathywilcox1: I know I’m not a journalist because I don’t mind waiting until things happen before I tell people. https://t.co/w1MLPp9Jqy
RT @jonkudelka: For religion on the census pls tick “change the labor party from withinâ€.
I’d missed this the other day. “Clive Palmer approaches Craig Kelly, George Christensen to join his party†https://t.co/nN0XRUC2yg
@reselsnark There was more to the dream than that one scene, but I thought that little taste would be sufficient.
Still thinking about this. https://t.co/BYV1enLX7T
dobes Imagine if we treated it as a race pic.twitter.com/TBcXrcXRkA
It’s also Cheesecake Day. https://t.co/DdyXufHJbc
Today, Friday 30 July, is Talk In An Elevator Day. https://t.co/lV4L6Uebwl
Hey @dobes did you catch Mr Rowe’s effort last nightpic.twitter.com/dlGxn1S96y6y
@danilic And here’s the Glass Jar of Transparency which contains the TRIGGER WORDS. It needs a wash. https://t.co/ERy7Af17R1
@PeteLawler @danilic See, “weird words†is less likely to trigger interesting conversation because people don’t hav… https://t.co/qRjOypNcQq
The podcast is an episode of “The 9pm Edict†podcast with @danilic. If you’re a supporter with TRIGGER WORDS or a C… https://t.co/PpUlcUhATf
Fri plan: It’s podcast production day. It’s cunningly divided into pre-production, recording at 1100, and post-prod… https://t.co/9ytQAOtSMB
Winter is continuing in the Blue Mountains today, which is not surprising. pic.twitter.com/n6C4L8rawC
RT @QOrigins: Time for another round of:
GUESS! THAT! DECADE!…
which, as always, is brought to you by the eternal sameness of conservat…
RT @CONELRAD6401240: “You don’t have to be a skinny weakling.” https://t.co/1uDTtjfKVO
Friday. Every ritual had to be performed for the first time. Friday.
OK I’m going away now.
RT @drunkenmadman: @stilgherrian I was also going to say three pints is a lot to fit in a cunt but then I remembered I’ve been out drinking…
RT @stilgherrian: @danilic Also, I’m recoding an episode of “The 9pm Edict†podcast with him tomorrow morning. If you’re a supporter with T…
RT @stilgherrian: This profile of @danilic is worth a read. “Jester holding a spear: rise of a satirist and climate change activist†https:…
Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program.
stilgherrian Vagina pelicana.
There is a brushtail possum on or in the roof and it’s being annoying. Shut up, Possum!
@JustJimWillDo @bunjaree I haven’t heard it at all yet. That sort of thing happens very early and further down the track.
RT @JAFMacDonald: YouTube’s automated caption generator is now translating whimbrel calls and I’m very much here for it. https://t.co/Kqbfr…
brookssterritt these captchas are getting downright philosophical pic.twitter.com/HAMipnVIaS
@jonstribling @bunjaree A local guy who does occasional work for the council says that every time they plant new tr… https://t.co/2XPqQeTjKy
@riskybusiness Gotta look good for the PR photos.
So that non-timid superb lyrebird at @bunjaree? Someone has scored a photo, showing how close it gets to the cottag… https://t.co/9m3ffZDJZo
chaser BREAKING: Army facing certain defeat after it emerges that Emus can get Covid
RT @hellohistoria: It was formerly customary in Wales for the head of the
household to tell the bees whenever a death took place in the fam…
By “grey zone operations†I assume they mean in Fairfield. https://t.co/ncnr2qgJf1
RT @charlesarthur: Ooooooof https://t.co/yv2HHSRe0p
@oberonsghost @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee “Cyberwashingâ€, Maria. Get with the program.
johnb78 Amazing timeline juxtaposition pic.twitter.com/8wkWlwhqI3
“How are you handling the lickdown?†https://t.co/LTFHcfzIUr
Hey @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee this is getting me a bit moist. https://t.co/UaNknbP8Jc
Whenever I start typing “lockdown†my phone keeps wanting to change it to “lick†and that concerns me.
@tacticalmaid @kels_316 They do indeed operate in Sydney.
RT @iamtix95: *Danger at Vaccination Center*
Husband told his wife that he could not accompany her for vaccination. So his wife went with…
@oberonsghost @danilic Lol. :) Well I’m looking forward to this chat.
@danilic Also, I’m recoding an episode of “The 9pm Edict†podcast with him tomorrow morning. If you’re a supporter… https://t.co/JHEfdhgW3v
This profile of @danilic is worth a read. “Jester holding a spear: rise of a satirist and climate change activist†https://t.co/ltRWaZSlOX
RT @cyetain: People are always all like “Failure is how we learn”.
NOTICING… NOTICING SHIT is how we learn.
Paying attention to what is…
For those of you wanting to poke at Australia’s vaccination data, @jxeeno has created a poker. https://t.co/FPMGKdT0D4
RT @MooseAllain: Piers Morgan may be an utter twat, but at least his comments have started an important conversation about what an utter tw…
@jxeeno @max_au Thanks, though no I’m having enough trouble doing my actual work. ;) But I’m happy to do modelling… https://t.co/8Z4wro72IR
@max_au @jxeeno Just checking, Ken. This data is compiled at the federal level, yeah? Or are you compiling state-by-state data yourself?
@swearyanthony Would YOU want to go visiting door to door in an area where people are infected with a potentially deadly disease?
@kels_316 Never waste a good pandemic.
@jxeeno Or it’s 800 humans who’ve appeared.
@rohan_p @RealNickHodge @sexenheimer @cameronwilson @dobes @NewtonMark Anyone want to have go at then “incredibly p… https://t.co/LJFd43TIdg
RT @LucyXIV: I went to an elite private school in Sydney. would you like to read my yarn, cobber https://t.co/HnAXS8B8gL
@RealNickHodge @sexenheimer @cameronwilson @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Indeed. https://t.co/l8BdLOCF3r
@Pollytics Rule 34. Way ahead of you.
@RealNickHodge @sexenheimer @cameronwilson @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark The words you’re looking for are Branch Davi… https://t.co/GW0SoJuWwR
RT @Rashidajourno: Defence hasn’t yet received the request from Emergency Management yet so they have not been deployed - yet. https://t.co…
@RealNickHodge @sexenheimer Hey @cameronwilson @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark you need to get on this. Hand-wavey spir… https://t.co/odoGxTiLjj
@jonkudelka Well, do you have an art gallery…
@jonkudelka Padding it out with broccoli just isn’t the same, no.
@jonkudelka The cat’s OK but I preferred the first box.
@dobes @tacticalmaid Weirdly enough the video itself is a normal compiled-from-all-over set of carrier flight ops.… https://t.co/BtchJLZ01Z
@dobes @tacticalmaid It seem straightforward enough. #breakfast https://t.co/a0MqDaxuhp
@rohan_p @davidgerard @dobes This is just like the first dotcom boom. “I know we’re losing money on every customer… https://t.co/EuPiWI46uM
RT @SuperCroup: Ad hominem criticism is rubbish but it does seem to be a strange coincidence that the people who complain about it being us…
RT @bengrubb: News Corp’s Daily Telegraph will stop publishing columns from controversial broadcaster Alan Jones after weeks of anti-vaccin…
@rohan_p @NewtonMark Oh yeah that’s one of nature’s little surprises. You have my sincere sympathies, Mark.
‘“We’ve got a pathway out of this which means that life is going to look pretty different by March/December <pick w… https://t.co/aSJl8vWsrQ
“Morrison Says Vaccines Will Have Us Opening Up Within Months, In Speech He Gave Last Year†https://t.co/r1n4VvnccU
RT @bengrubb: Here it is: Passerby yells “[Yeah, you??]… [go?] f—k yourself a—hole” to Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews https://t.co/iI…
RT @_BertHandsome: Jared Kushner set to move away from committing one sort of crimes to launch new firm that will commit other sorts of cri…
RT @jpwarren: I needed a distraction from something else, so here are some District 9 themed posters for people who want to ban people from…
RT @patstokes: 1000x this. Honestly, just stop supporting political parties. Every single person’s job is to serve the good and unfuck the…
@JustJimWillDo Careful what you wish for.
@micheinnz Lockdown, Ma’am. We’re in lockdown.
As usual I’ve made too much breakfast, but you’re not allowed to come and get apic.twitter.com/2loRlEIyL5IyL5
@jeamland @19bk69 @kcarruthers @sylmobile @R_Chirgwin @bengrubb No no, that’s fine. I do not want this to happen.
@jeamland @19bk69 @kcarruthers @sylmobile @R_Chirgwin @bengrubb The wonderful thing is that I have no idea what this song might be.
@19bk69 @kcarruthers @sylmobile @R_Chirgwin @bengrubb Every war should have a theme song.
Listening to today’@7ampodcastst, “Who are Australia’s anti-lockdown protestors?â@arielbogleipca.st/npmpmee3levGekyV
@dobes @infinite8horizo @purserj Up here, though, the crimson rosellas are quite happy to hang about even when it’s… https://t.co/NH8zLuq0Tb
@dobes @infinite8horizo @purserj Mind you, I know the rainbow lorikeet rain alert call, and it’s very reliable, at… https://t.co/6AUX2XjPpx
Listening to today’@abcnewsws Coronacast, “Another four weeks. Will it change thingpca.st/2mcbooo8Onzg5a
@SEdwards0108 Lovely. :)
@infinite8horizo They’re magnificent, thanks Peter! I have neither a suitable camera or the patience for shots like… https://t.co/fvRMNcv0jK
RT @joshgnosis: it’s a trap https://t.co/e6XnOWkSoq
@lukehallam Well I know it was. It was A97-450 using the callsign TROJAN 55. :)
I can also identify the AgustaWestland AW139 helicopter by sound, because they’re used for all the air ambulance ru… https://t.co/oSsICzPIZF