Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 2021

RT @SuperCroup: Feminism is demanding buildings that look like cunts? https://t.co/Azhj7d4boe

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@danilic I’m sure there must be more fragments of it out there.

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@SMinney @bunjaree Just some meat scraps. They sometimes get the kind of moist dog food made fro various things to create a balanced diet.

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@danilic And I found this blog post where the creator of KGrind was going to tell its story but got no further. https://t.co/q9ID4YgRJt

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@potrzebieggm Nope. It’s health-related. Census would’ve been sorted long ago.

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@staticsan @oberonsghost You must be new here, Wade.

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@oberonsghost I’ve been in a room with Ms Cash giving a speech. Twice. It’s an experience.

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@bigjsl Except that if he sacks one person from the party he’s no longer in government. Well, not with a majority anyway.

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@sarahbc2000 “Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention.”

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Prime Minister Michaelia Cash. That has a certain sound to it, @oberonsghost. As does she. https://t.co/AZDiDw3ntb

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From a [PROTECTED] account, something for R/SAS/Powershell people in Sydney. DM me and I’ll make the connection. Pa… https://t.co/leK2eN2Rbe

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“Roof removal at the 11foot8+8 bridge” https://t.co/spnrsVZMA7

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“Rental truck crash debris hits innocent vehicle at the 11foot8+8 bridge” https://t.co/IizsrEUyH5

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Catching up on the latest action. “Boxtruck tries to sneak up to the 11foot8+8 bridge” https://t.co/5BRFoZjd4j Ah, the comedic timing!

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@jxeeno And possibly about the same collective intelligence, although I may be insulting the hogs.

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New Honest Government Ad | Hotel Quarantine & Vaccines https://t.co/T1yI6RimID

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kymtje I just wanted to go to the toilet pic.twitter.com/fjEOP44LvL

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@itgrrl Afaik it just breaks out all the camera controls the API can give it, plus their own ML and other wankery o… https://t.co/Vig77GCzkW

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@garthk That’s the one. There’s a matching stills app called Camera+ 2.

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@itgrrl Yep, a few dollars well spent. There’s a matching stills app called Camera+ 2.

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Nickhalo01 Why does everyone do cocaine before posting on LinkedIn?

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@_midofo_ Lol that’s been out max on many recent days.

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RT @elissablake: This is why there are helicopters over my house. #SydneyLockdown https://t.co/TwW5ascDZd

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@bunjaree NEW VIDEO: “Butcherbird 001: Breakfast” (3m10s) https://t.co/EGLB2jkUH3

I’d have preferred it if the daf… https://t.co/c6kiv1TYBg

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REMINDER: That one thing you focus on, that single thing that you complain about, is definitely the sole reason why… https://t.co/tZeSQ1etMw

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coopesdetat I hoped it wouldn’t come to this, but I’m ready pic.twitter.com/e4h7fArSzC

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@bunjaree @R_Chirgwin @dobes @purserj @JustJimWillDo I quite like this bit. “I’ll just take this down to ground lev… https://t.co/z9OAB79JZI

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@sylmobile @bunjaree Thanks. Yeah not bad for a random “I wonder what this will turn out like?”. Mind you the butch… https://t.co/fYj7hIGIn7

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A grey butcherbird (Cracticus torquatus) grabs some breakfast at @bunjaree.

These are raw frame grabs from a short… https://t.co/PbEEfOsx0V

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@joelmcourtney @bunjaree That is very, very nice. I have yet to see this particular lyrebird’s tail properly.

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Hey people, you should read this. https://t.co/5W9HfAu49o

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RT @Mansqwatch: If asked for feedback, offer “I notice” and “I wonder” statements to sound more constructive. Example; “I notice you’re bec…

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@JazzTwemlow @nickboshier If you have Amazon Prime you should definitely check this out. https://t.co/IRPQcoVdMw

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@nawagadj I must admit that’d make a nice change.

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RT @TrainsInfo: Station cat ‘Sammy’ from Gunnedah leading by example!

G’day to our #NSWTrainLink family keeping things moving in the regi…

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Sat plan: Nothing apart from a few household chores. I’ll do more than that I’m sure, but that’s all that’s compulsory.

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@WarWraith You need more sleep, I suspect.

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RT @tlhicks713: What if UFOs are just billionaires from other planets?

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Winter is getting positively tropical in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/Ux3DCJgvEP

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RT @stilgherrian: NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Loneliness of Alan Jones with Dan Ilic and not Ray Martin” @danilic (50m21s) https://t.co/2BxPTGkmrâ…

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@chrisrauchle Very COVIDSafe, yes.

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Saturday. You are the bin fire. Saturday.

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@_midofo_ I’m only just now going to bed but I’m afraid I don’t see the resemblance.

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RT @stilgherrian: @JohnBirmingham I’ve just received word that JB has set this column free for all to read, so now even you cheapskates hav…

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@skwashd @NewtonMark Gotta have a good disclaimer.

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“… and it’s definitely nothing to do with me.” Clearly he thinks he’s not going to make it. The ferret, it is rev… https://t.co/wOvE2RHGhA

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@NewtonMark I thought this one was a bit half-arsed. https://t.co/YECrFovT6o

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Congratulations to @JazzTwemlow and @nickboshier. “The Moth Effect” episode one is wonderful.… https://t.co/S17ZyJGauv

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@monkey_brennan @jonkudelka You lose two points for making it about a specific state.

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@jonkudelka Alas I agree with you 100%.

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RT @oberonsghost: Fancy our @ABCTV being so poorly funded that it can’t run its flagship current affairs program on a Friday night in the m…

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RT @Kanaratron: Fun film fact. In Escape from New York (1981) they used reflective tape on a miniature model of the city & filmed it under…

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@_midofo_ @danilic Pretty sure they’re not looking for the porchetta.

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@_midofo_ @danilic Happy Birthday! :) Now sent in your poo.

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@jpwarren @paulkidd Sure, but I don’t have the budget for ALL of that.

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@jpwarren @paulkidd Yes, that looks suitably warm and respectable. I shan’t post a photo because I’m looking more m… https://t.co/sBd1aRxRk3

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@eDilettante @jonkudelka Hmmm. I could sell my calories too.

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RT @natashamitchell: DO EET. And if you’re not experienced in audio storytelling but have a gripping & important story idea that fits eithe…

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@jonkudelka Is that a good price? We make our own electricity here so I have no idea what it costs these days.

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@jonkudelka Another possibility might be:

“I’m calling about your electricity.”

‘Oh yes, how much would you like to buy?”

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@annie_parker Well, stolen from @R_Chirgwin with his permission.

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Fri plan, remainder: Wine (stolen); some sort of food; shitposting; videos.

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@danilic Oops. Forgot to mention the Olympic Games, and forgot to draw some TRIGGER WORDS from the Glass Jar of Tra… https://t.co/pLdWu7nFmF

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RT @jacalina5: Just received from hubby at workplace in WA 😂😂 https://t.co/vBrUBwkRDi

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OrkneyLibrary ‘Smoking can stunt your growth,’ says 27 year old. pic.twitter.com/6eYFCJYuTS

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@JustJimWillDo That’s terrible, but I have been meaning to record a bunch of ambient sound that could be used for f… https://t.co/66ay5hMtjo

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RT @NSWHealth: Our walk-in AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine clinics are open

Aged 18 and over and live in one of the affected LGAs? Head to a…

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Lol from @cameronwilson livestream as he crosses to Morrison’s press conferencepic.twitter.com/Y7VZeSWfckck

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NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Loneliness of Alan Jones with Dan Ilic and not Ray Martin” @danilic (50m21s)… https://t.co/LPNzvAPJrt

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NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Loneliness of Alan Jones with Dan Ilic and not Ray Martin” @danilic (50m21s)… https://t.co/btzVEaItd6

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Finished editing the podcast. Now doing the final mix. Which is largely automated.

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@danilic So this came up in today’s podcast recording. It’s a classic piece of (not-)lost television. “John Safran… https://t.co/Yu7v5qVJu8

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@JohnBirmingham I’ve just received word that JB has set this column free for all to read, so now even you cheapskat… https://t.co/aj8Z41olW7

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leighfromcanada I laughed too much at this. pic.twitter.com/ekgwAPoTR4

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Today’s Alien Sideboob is behind @JohnBirmingham’s little paywall. Fuck it’s good. Shell out the bucks.

“Lockdown,… https://t.co/CV43g4PidW

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womensart1 Pee, 2020 by Sherry Rusinack pic.twitter.com/GLPQg6PSAv

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Listening to today’@7ampodcastst, “Labor’s great surrepca.st/hdrg5qm8W1MwL2Z8

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@danilic Yes, well done that boy.

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And… that was a fabulous podcast recording with @danilic. So much fun. And it’ll be on the line tonight.

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Off to do the podcast recording. Back in a while.

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axmcc me: they’re sending in the army

canadian friend: to help with the vaccine?

me: hahahahaha. no.

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RT @cathywilcox1: I know I’m not a journalist because I don’t mind waiting until things happen before I tell people. https://t.co/w1MLPp9Jqy

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RT @jonkudelka: For religion on the census pls tick “change the labor party from within”.

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I’d missed this the other day. “Clive Palmer approaches Craig Kelly, George Christensen to join his party” https://t.co/nN0XRUC2yg

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@reselsnark There was more to the dream than that one scene, but I thought that little taste would be sufficient.

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@Geor97 @dobes True, but there’s some shocking incompetence in Australia right now.

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@flowblok @danilic Oh well played, Sir!

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dobes Imagine if we treated it as a race pic.twitter.com/TBcXrcXRkA

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It’s also Cheesecake Day. https://t.co/DdyXufHJbc

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Today, Friday 30 July, is Talk In An Elevator Day. https://t.co/lV4L6Uebwl

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Hey @dobes did you catch Mr Rowe’s effort last nightpic.twitter.com/dlGxn1S96y6y

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@danilic And here’s the Glass Jar of Transparency which contains the TRIGGER WORDS. It needs a wash. https://t.co/ERy7Af17R1

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@PeteLawler @danilic See, “weird words” is less likely to trigger interesting conversation because people don’t hav… https://t.co/qRjOypNcQq

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The podcast is an episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast with @danilic. If you’re a supporter with TRIGGER WORDS or a C… https://t.co/PpUlcUhATf

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Fri plan: It’s podcast production day. It’s cunningly divided into pre-production, recording at 1100, and post-prod… https://t.co/9ytQAOtSMB

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Winter is continuing in the Blue Mountains today, which is not surprising. pic.twitter.com/n6C4L8rawC

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RT @QOrigins: Time for another round of:

GUESS! THAT! DECADE!…

which, as always, is brought to you by the eternal sameness of conservat…

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RT @CONELRAD6401240: “You don’t have to be a skinny weakling.” https://t.co/1uDTtjfKVO

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Friday. Every ritual had to be performed for the first time. Friday.

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OK I’m going away now.

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RT @drunkenmadman: @stilgherrian I was also going to say three pints is a lot to fit in a cunt but then I remembered I’ve been out drinking…

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RT @stilgherrian: @danilic Also, I’m recoding an episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast with him tomorrow morning. If you’re a supporter with T…

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RT @stilgherrian: This profile of @danilic is worth a read. “Jester holding a spear: rise of a satirist and climate change activist” https:…

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Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program.

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stilgherrian Vagina pelicana.

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There is a brushtail possum on or in the roof and it’s being annoying. Shut up, Possum!

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@JustJimWillDo @bunjaree I haven’t heard it at all yet. That sort of thing happens very early and further down the track.

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RT @JAFMacDonald: YouTube’s automated caption generator is now translating whimbrel calls and I’m very much here for it. https://t.co/Kqbfr…

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brookssterritt these captchas are getting downright philosophical pic.twitter.com/HAMipnVIaS

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@jonstribling @bunjaree A local guy who does occasional work for the council says that every time they plant new tr… https://t.co/2XPqQeTjKy

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I think @dobes and @purserj will enjoy this photo.

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So that non-timid superb lyrebird at @bunjaree? Someone has scored a photo, showing how close it gets to the cottag… https://t.co/9m3ffZDJZo

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chaser BREAKING: Army facing certain defeat after it emerges that Emus can get Covid

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RT @hellohistoria: It was formerly customary in Wales for the head of the
household to tell the bees whenever a death took place in the fam…

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By “grey zone operations” I assume they mean in Fairfield. https://t.co/ncnr2qgJf1

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@oberonsghost @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee “Cyberwashing”, Maria. Get with the program.

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johnb78 Amazing timeline juxtaposition pic.twitter.com/8wkWlwhqI3

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“How are you handling the lickdown?” https://t.co/LTFHcfzIUr

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Whenever I start typing “lockdown” my phone keeps wanting to change it to “lick” and that concerns me.

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@tacticalmaid @kels_316 They do indeed operate in Sydney.

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RT @iamtix95: *Danger at Vaccination Center*
Husband told his wife that he could not accompany her for vaccination. So his wife went with…

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@oberonsghost @danilic Lol. :) Well I’m looking forward to this chat.

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@danilic Also, I’m recoding an episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast with him tomorrow morning. If you’re a supporter… https://t.co/JHEfdhgW3v

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This profile of @danilic is worth a read. “Jester holding a spear: rise of a satirist and climate change activist” https://t.co/ltRWaZSlOX

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RT @cyetain: People are always all like “Failure is how we learn”.

NOTICING… NOTICING SHIT is how we learn.

Paying attention to what is…

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For those of you wanting to poke at Australia’s vaccination data, @jxeeno has created a poker. https://t.co/FPMGKdT0D4

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RT @MooseAllain: Piers Morgan may be an utter twat, but at least his comments have started an important conversation about what an utter tw…

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@jxeeno @max_au Thanks, though no I’m having enough trouble doing my actual work. ;) But I’m happy to do modelling… https://t.co/8Z4wro72IR

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@jxeeno @max_au PDF files hurrah! (Groan.) Thanks.

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@max_au @jxeeno Just checking, Ken. This data is compiled at the federal level, yeah? Or are you compiling state-by-state data yourself?

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@swearyanthony Would YOU want to go visiting door to door in an area where people are infected with a potentially deadly disease?

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@jxeeno Or it’s 800 humans who’ve appeared.

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@rohan_p @RealNickHodge @sexenheimer @cameronwilson @dobes @NewtonMark Anyone want to have go at then “incredibly p… https://t.co/LJFd43TIdg

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RT @LucyXIV: I went to an elite private school in Sydney. would you like to read my yarn, cobber https://t.co/HnAXS8B8gL

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@RealNickHodge @sexenheimer @cameronwilson @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark The words you’re looking for are Branch Davi… https://t.co/GW0SoJuWwR

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RT @Rashidajourno: Defence hasn’t yet received the request from Emergency Management yet so they have not been deployed - yet. https://t.co…

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@jonkudelka Well, do you have an art gallery…

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@jonkudelka Padding it out with broccoli just isn’t the same, no.

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@jonkudelka The cat’s OK but I preferred the first box.

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@dobes @tacticalmaid Weirdly enough the video itself is a normal compiled-from-all-over set of carrier flight ops.… https://t.co/BtchJLZ01Z

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@rohan_p @davidgerard @dobes This is just like the first dotcom boom. “I know we’re losing money on every customer… https://t.co/EuPiWI46uM

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RT @SuperCroup: Ad hominem criticism is rubbish but it does seem to be a strange coincidence that the people who complain about it being us…

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RT @bengrubb: News Corp’s Daily Telegraph will stop publishing columns from controversial broadcaster Alan Jones after weeks of anti-vaccin…

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@rohan_p @NewtonMark Oh yeah that’s one of nature’s little surprises. You have my sincere sympathies, Mark.

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‘“We’ve got a pathway out of this which means that life is going to look pretty different by March/December <pick w… https://t.co/aSJl8vWsrQ

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“Morrison Says Vaccines Will Have Us Opening Up Within Months, In Speech He Gave Last Year” https://t.co/r1n4VvnccU

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RT @bengrubb: Here it is: Passerby yells “[Yeah, you??]… [go?] f—k yourself a—hole” to Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews https://t.co/iI…

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RT @_BertHandsome: Jared Kushner set to move away from committing one sort of crimes to launch new firm that will commit other sorts of cri…

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RT @jpwarren: I needed a distraction from something else, so here are some District 9 themed posters for people who want to ban people from…

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RT @patstokes: 1000x this. Honestly, just stop supporting political parties. Every single person’s job is to serve the good and unfuck the…

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@micheinnz Lockdown, Ma’am. We’re in lockdown.

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As usual I’ve made too much breakfast, but you’re not allowed to come and get apic.twitter.com/2loRlEIyL5IyL5

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@jeamland @19bk69 @kcarruthers @sylmobile @R_Chirgwin @bengrubb No no, that’s fine. I do not want this to happen.

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@jeamland @19bk69 @kcarruthers @sylmobile @R_Chirgwin @bengrubb The wonderful thing is that I have no idea what this song might be.

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@19bk69 @kcarruthers @sylmobile @R_Chirgwin @bengrubb Every war should have a theme song.

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Listening to today’@7ampodcastst, “Who are Australia’s anti-lockdown protestors?â@arielbogleipca.st/npmpmee3levGekyV

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@dobes @infinite8horizo @purserj Up here, though, the crimson rosellas are quite happy to hang about even when it’s… https://t.co/NH8zLuq0Tb

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@dobes @infinite8horizo @purserj Mind you, I know the rainbow lorikeet rain alert call, and it’s very reliable, at… https://t.co/6AUX2XjPpx

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Listening to today’@abcnewsws Coronacast, “Another four weeks. Will it change thingpca.st/2mcbooo8Onzg5a

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@infinite8horizo They’re magnificent, thanks Peter! I have neither a suitable camera or the patience for shots like… https://t.co/fvRMNcv0jK

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@lukehallam Well I know it was. It was A97-450 using the callsign TROJAN 55. :)

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I can also identify the AgustaWestland AW139 helicopter by sound, because they’re used for all the air ambulance ru… https://t.co/oSsICzPIZF

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