nickschadegg people regularly launder their defamation through me. i’m always happy to oblige. dm me if you have any defamation,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l2
MediaMuseum Here’s the full advert for the Pyrophone, invented by Frederic Kastner.
The Pyrophone is a musical instrument in w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VV
MediaMuseum ‘Orchestral Fire Organ’ is the name of our new metal band. pic.twitter.com/JFAjrGCchk
@JustJimWillDo If a protester chants in a forest…
@MarkusMannheim @NewtonMark @erinrileyau I promise never to post it again.
interest_mild Injuries at my local Amazon warehouse pic.twitter.com/ZZDORy6Bp0
“Pro-Lockdown Rally Held In Sydney” theshovel.com.au/2021/08/02/pro…
Struan_Tokyo Sunday Morning Sex 😅 pic.twitter.com/5BdTsMuuk0
Enjoying the giant robot ferret program.
@TraceyLeeAU @NewtonMark @heytheregeorgy @erinrileyau Nah fuck’em. We had to eat what we were given and so should they.
yumichild Friendly reminder that you can completely ignore homeschooling for your kids and they won’t care and you don’t have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NH
@LapTop006 I shall become a vagabond poet!
@LapTop006 This is just an amazing world right now. Meanwhile as I approach “retirement age” with no property, no a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rq
@TraceyLeeAU @NewtonMark @heytheregeorgy @erinrileyau It took me some years to learn that green is not their natural colour.
profsarahj New modelling shows there will be lots more unsolicited modelling, which will be reported as if it proves things wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6e
@_BertHandsome @erinrileyau @NewtonMark This all has to be in in-person thing though, so something for the Aftertimes.
@erinrileyau @NewtonMark I was just thinking about doing a video series of traditional Australian recipes and having guests taste test them.
@NewtonMark @erinrileyau “Australia’s Best Recipes” bestrecipes.com.au/recipes/currie…
@skwashd It’s outrageous.
Frightening. twitter.com/erinrileyau/st…
“Australian house prices rose more in July than incomes are rising in a year, data shows,” so that’s helpful. theguardian.com/australia-news…
@JustJimWillDo I have no Scotch here atm. Sad!!!
@dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @NewtonMark @MildCuthbert Ah, yes, what MyGov needs is a selection of personalities to ch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VX
@JustJimWillDo You’re referring to a drink of some kind, I hope?
AnarchyCoo MEEE! FIND OUT WHAT YOU WANT. DESTROY EVERYTHING IN YOUR WAY. pic.twitter.com/HlhZqg6QN2
Hey @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @NewtonMark I think @MildCuthbert has a solid suggestion here. twitter.com/MildCuthbert/s…
MildCuthbert What if it was a MyGuv account and the emails just said “All right my darlin’?”
caitlinchang The bagpiper at Petersham Park has been put on notice (taken from a FB group) pic.twitter.com/0mkgSxnyNT
EliasVisontay Doppelganger alert: Scott Morrison and incoming Iranian president Ebrahim Raisi. Have we ever seen them both in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qr
There is much to think about in this thread. twitter.com/reddishraven/s…
TeenVogue Biebs has booked a new gig. tnvge.co/J1gKMu8
This is an acceptable result. twitter.com/7ampodcast/sta…
“Toll unsure if it lawyered up to avoid ASD assistance following ransomware attack” by @ashabeeeee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WR
JaneyGodley The Janey Godley Has Blocked Me Helpline pic.twitter.com/Akgm25xurc
@Pollytics Nah we’d never be *that* lucky.
The1stCoco The start of the new Star Wars film looks rather gritty. pic.twitter.com/6DfTNwDPEO
I would like to thank our friends in Finland for providing an easy-to-meme photo of a nurse with a vaccination need..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qu
thisisFINLAND Our favorite @Eurovision star Mr Lordi gets his second dose 🇫🇮💪 MT @timolaak: Meanwhile in Finland pic.twitter.com/EgndzEJ1Yd
damonayoung Twitter is a carousel for collecting others’ emotional baggage.
MarkDiStef ‘Afterpay has never made a profit, has never paid a dividend and has less than $1 billion in net assets. It is bein..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T4
starboots_ looking for an app that stabilizes time-lapse videos and i uh
i would have maybe gone with a different name. and l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0f
Yep, this is exactly how it works. twitter.com/saraschaefer1/…
@Davelennonabc I am at one with the 21st century.
@franksting @dobes @fryan I guess that reduced the sookage.
@oberonsghost PK, is this one better? I’ll also check with @JohnBirmingham. twitter.com/andykesson/sta…
@dobes @fryan Ah, see that’s the kind of gap in my knowledge that results from not following the sportsball.
@Davelennonabc Nothing. He was always quite lovely to me.
OzKitsch Proud to kick off the inaugural Australian Poetry Month pic.twitter.com/YtHKgAmPxK
andykesson Is this a blagger I see before me? twitter.com/joshspero/stat…
@myrtleviolet I would never lie about such a thing.
@patrickgjackson Attn: @paulkidd.
@dobes More like Sheep Warriors, eh? Eh?
dobes Who said these Olympics are not great?!!? pic.twitter.com/f33TiCMwcT
I still think he looks like Gareth Evans’ love child. twitter.com/danielhurstbne…
IMPORTANT NEW CYBER PRODUCT. PLEASE INFORM ALL THE CYBER PEOPLE. twitter.com/jpwarren/statu…
@paulkidd @profsarahj But why? “Meaning ‘hunter’s chicken’, this classic dish made its way from the chateaux of Fra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tW
@profsarahj Cancel all the things!
prestonaphone This confused exchange showed that many in Melbourne are still acting in an instinctively defensive manner in conne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ec
@profsarahj Possibly you mean The Chase?
I have finally gotten around to buying a copy of the Kudelkas’ (sic) Monthly Comics Project: July…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tC
cameronwilson is this media watch or cam wilson’s fricken twitter feed am i right*??? twitter.com/ABCmediawatch/…
@rkd993 Better luck next time, Skip.
@mikeredes @kcarruthers Dull literalism will be the death of our species.
THE HOPPYDEER CAN BE VERY ANNOYING. twitter.com/NialFinegan/st…
@AgnessMack @jonkudelka Yes of course. We must observe proper protocol.
patstokes The day I realised that 90s is to my kids what the 60s was to me - this quasi-mythical, formative decade in our par..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bn
@moylecroft @jpwarren @ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p @juhasaarinen I would not object to the proposal.
@AgnessMack Wait. Is it On?
kels_316 that work is a fucking scam to rob me of my surplus labor. twitter.com/angelamavalla/…
@robdotcom71 @clickbaitrobot But yes.
@robdotcom71 @clickbaitrobot No need to add him to the thread thanks. We’re talking about him not to him.
@moylecroft @jpwarren @ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p @juhasaarinen I have plenty of stars.
clickbaitrobot Fans Are Rushing To Buy ‘Piers Corbyn’ Sex Doll With A ‘Monsterous’ Penis Size Option In Time For Christmas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xd
@moylecroft @jpwarren @ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p @juhasaarinen What about… what about if cyber stars were like content classification?
@joshgnosis Thank you for your service.
@ari_hall @JohnBarronUSA @Taraustralis Wow.
@HartWexford @JohnBarronUSA @Taraustralis The lion’s name is Opie.
@JohnBarronUSA @Taraustralis Knowing how they did things in those times I reckon there lion is filled to the eyeballs with heroin.
@JohnBarronUSA @Taraustralis The lion does seem quite relaxed about it all.
domknight The most accurate review of our daily @chaser Report podcast yet! Listen in as @charlesfirth and I deteriorate fu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8d
@Carolin50574189 Much like local health inspectors in a restaurant.
RoyceRk2 Square buys Afterpay’s loan book for $39 billion, says its “putting the power back in the hands” of merchants and c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XO
@oberonsghost Impressively so.
Attn: @oberonsghost and linguists everywhere. twitter.com/nodiglitty/sta…
@allrite Well played.
They seem to be amusing themselves over the other side of the room now. It’s not the first time they’ve wandered in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sw
Yes I know I need to sweep under the desk. pic.twitter.com/jErwSi2FYn
I’m trying to explain that the meat is still defrosting but they’re not convinced. They’ve come inside to look for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IR
dobes The distance between Latham and parts of the ALP is shorter than you think pic.twitter.com/fgD60mGwjT
For the attention of @patstokes. twitter.com/MisterABK/stat…
MisterABK Schopen All Hauers: the worst of all possible sitcoms.
CanberraDSN As the sun finally began breaking up the fog, we were treated to an amazing fog bow.📡🌫️🌈
We’d never seen one before..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ne
@rpcounat @abcnews Yes indeed. Please forgive my abruptness. I’m not dealing with Monday very well so far.
Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Is 70 per cent fully vaccinated enough?” pca.st/ah9ps9mn
@electronicos_f I know it’s winter here, not summer, but a nice summer tune on the telesen is always worth listenin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wT
dobes Doing the lord’s work twitter.com/mikeduncan/sta…
“Hello summer” from @electronicos_f: NISHIMONAI BON ORODI “GANKE” NEO youtube.com/watch?v=dJ8yYk…
LarsJohanL A Himalayan Griffon Vulture, the second largest of the Old World Vultures, showing off its fake eyes.
Photo: Husein..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wL
One of the week’s highlights was producing this podcast. And that’s the end of the Monday morning plugs. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Further alleged plans may be found on the Weekly Wrap, of course, as well as other interesting things. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Mon plan: In the morning there will be administrivia. In the afternoon I’ll look at what’s coming up in the session..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0B
@AbstractCode Wow they’ve got you programmed well. :)
It may be sunny in the Blue Mountains for now, but it won’t last all day. pic.twitter.com/kMB364iZ7W
Monday. Dream about the mice. Monday.