RT @markstephen60: My eldest daughter just got an official letter from a Baroness Vere of Norbiton, asking her to consider an exciting and…
Histreepix Satanists elect a 1983 Plymouth Gran Fury as the new Devil. Colorado, 1986. pic.twitter.com/LJexZkVf4E
Histreepix Grandmaster Flash invents the washing machine. New York, 1984. pic.twitter.com/quOOGYEPVy
Histreepix Madonna telephones the future to see if bland narcissism will still be popular in the 21st Century. New York, 1986. pic.twitter.com/sWDJp1e4Zd
Science! https://t.co/5K6RbV4QJf
Here’s something to ponder, @alexkidman @CptHollingworth @expectproblems. Fandom takes many forms… https://t.co/2wdZPfShWb
RT @fesshole: My wife and I have had sex in the bathroom of 36 of the approx 60 Wetherspoons in Scotland. We started actively trying to tic…
RT @tlhicks713: Heavily armed man in North Carolina is so scared he needs a rocket launcher to order a sandwich.
Photo by Travis Long http…
RT @danilic: Big thanks to @OliIllustration for animating our Harvey Norman sketch from the @ARationalFear podcast a few weeks ago. He’s 15…
Ah this looks more promising! pic.twitter.com/9btLNAZH3E
RT @DavidPZone: Cadbury’s “Sensible Centre” collection, you’ve got
* White Delight
* Vanilla Compromise
* Very Fine Praline on Both Sides…
Joannechocolat my nam is trol
and wen i see
a twete that dos not
tend to me
i rant and ror
i run amok
i am a bor
i get the blok
RT @NewtonMark: There are only like twelve serious anti-vaxxers in the whole country, and four of them are Channel 7 executive producers. N…
RT @boringdystopian: The Guardian: you need to register to keep reading
Me: I don’t though do I?
The Guardian: No 😔
“Cat slaps seal†(5 sec) https://t.co/p8me5F12eP For @HappySinger.
RT @MarcFennell: Finally. https://t.co/wtDa7Vj2GJ
@ktxby I was thinking Cher over Madonna, but I thought it would be close. Mind you, I knew it’d be down to the demo… https://t.co/nE6Gc60AVC
@expectproblems @developerjack @oberonsghost I think they accidentally posted a map without the bits.
@expectproblems @developerjack @oberonsghost Hang on, you’re back uppic.twitter.com/rNVZQPjDoGoG
That storm seems to have faded out before hitting the core of Sydney. Sorry, @expectproblems @developerjack @oberonsghost.
@jodiem Wow that is indeed a grey day!
This is not going as I’d expectedpic.twitter.com/cQliaMdVm2m2
ROUND FOUR OF VERY IMPORTANT POLLING UNDER WAY PLEASE RETWEET. https://t.co/6Khj3qwtLy
Sadly, Sydney, your hailstones have been downgraded from GIANT to LARGE. #NotAEuphemism
@Pollytics I won’t be able to un-see that now lol.
Thank God they have colour-coded ties so we can tell them apart. https://t.co/0YPqazSdnp
RT @FXMC1957: 30 September 1965. The 1st episode of the popular children’s animated TV series, Thunderbirds, was broadcast on ITV. It ran f…
Mmmmrrrrooollllggghhh!!! pic.twitter.com/NH8ii1AXMt
@jodiem What time was this?
@dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard @swearyanthony Excellent, because Xmas isn’t far away now!
dril whats that? if you send me $40 i will send a big picture of a dogs dick instead of a normal sized one. @elonmusk re blog this sir #important
dril starting “project Dog dick” the NFTs of the future. send me $20 and i email you a dogs dick pic with special Dog Dick Number (Dont lose it)
@riskybusiness Thanks. We’ll be fine up here. I can already see that the two lines of storm cells will pass south a… https://t.co/OgTSiuuzvT
@riskybusiness Coming straight in from the north-west. Hurrah! pic.twitter.com/49QPZTBWL7
Wow I hadn’t realised that Margaret Stone died on 1 Sep. She only retired as a formidable Inspector-General of Inte… https://t.co/7NbqiiaQLD
Dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum… pic.twitter.com/BOnMwDG4fc
@TessLainie I didn’t expect you to. :)
Meanwhile, further inland this afternoon… https://t.co/GjmtOZB0eD
All these warnings have changed from large hailstones to GIANT HAILSTONES.
@WatsonsTroops1 Oh whacko!
@infinite8horizo Impressive!
@TessLainie Ah yes, that’s a great article. Glad you have it. (I tweeted it in that thread last week I think it was… https://t.co/S3hs056qel
@oberonsghost Yeah that storm cell is getting bigger right now, not smaller.
@expectproblems It’s gonna go splat on you big time!
Closer and closer to the core of Sydney. pic.twitter.com/ZDXaDd4dE9
@ronsondalby @bunjaree Yeah it will.
I bet that’s Margaret Thatcher under there. https://t.co/1RMbYwEEDC
Meanwhile, down in Sydney… https://t.co/BRhLGRgUSL https://t.co/imUed4vXNm
@dawnstarau Yep, they’re the ones. Connected to long strands of copper run across mountains made of ironstone and t… https://t.co/Nw0HMAmmbe
There’s a train of storm cells coming in from the north-west but they will pass south of @bunjaree. There’s a train… https://t.co/W5nBqmuveA
Hang on, we’re back in the danger zone. Hurrahpic.twitter.com/PEwi4UmKUSUS
@oberonsghost Always.
@GeoffSpinmonkey Good thinking… and done. pic.twitter.com/3vKfM8EsUQ
Blink. pic.twitter.com/1U5V6z6ma2
@James_Jeffrey I knew the waratah unfurled slowly, but hadn’t realised how slowly until I started tracking this on… https://t.co/X3dE3lky8g
RT @__GS2__: Hahahahahaha
https://t.co/EXajafA1e2
Awww, I’m no longer in the danger zone.
[Insert a carefully crafted joke about Loggins off in disappointment.pic.twitter.com/SonI7J8LmMmM
If you’d like to see all of the waratah sequence photos in one go, well, I’ve pout the first 30 days’ worth into a… https://t.co/fhkj9UvNyf
RT @mumbletwits: But Greg Sheridan specifically instructed him not to. What’s going on? https://t.co/stb468LUNo
RT @COVID19NearMeAU: 💉 Hey Victorians, there are plenty of COVID-19 vaccination clinics with bookings over the next 7 days.
Share with you…
I hadn’t realised Roger Rogerson was a Rabbitohs fan. https://t.co/vSIB1PtEIN
@expectproblems @CptHollingworth @JustJimWillDo Suddenly remembering Operation Petticoatâ€. https://t.co/m203oAWPdU
@expectproblems @CptHollingworth @JustJimWillDo There’s so much to love.
RT @irisherself: finally a movement I can wholeheartedly embrace - #tangping or #lyingflat ✌ï¸ðŸ˜½ https://t.co/yfcn33uD5W
@seasallen Yeah but it’s coming from the north-west.
🎶 Things… can only get better…pic.twitter.com/79bNguiEbaguiEba
Very @expectproblems @JustJimWillDo areas. https://t.co/GMLnUiXq3t
@christopherneal @billshortenmp Annoying, perhaps, but anyone who’s having more trouble than that shouldn’t be allo… https://t.co/zmkdrjuzGp
@mel_yuan @billshortenmp Yep, just added that point. I just opened the medicare app and there it was. And it took j… https://t.co/P4ufexTZsL
Oh, and the existing Medicare app already has a “show vaccination status†function, so no work required there. The… https://t.co/MaBPx5XnTh
@garystark Yes, and there’s an international standard for that. But that’s not at all what we’re talking about here.
For people travelling, they already have the “8 different state & territory smartphone apps†[lol] for checkins. Pl… https://t.co/AyJi0v7xbs
Counterpoint: States already have working apps for covid checkins, some of them with digital drivers licenses and t… https://t.co/VmoSPv2Nmn
@toolz2112 @NickyWill100 So if you don’t want to read them, what’s the problem here?
NoContextBrits The new Bond film looks a bit shit. pic.twitter.com/tIxFaytt6R
Hey @dobes @jpwarren @jeamland @dobes these jokes from @vealmince’s AI are awesome. https://t.co/rM62uEOCs8
RT @m_older: I have not read the article, but nonetheless appalled at the lack of meaning attached to literally any of the nouns in this tw…
Severe Thunderstorm Warning for DAMAGING WINDS and LARGE HAILSTONES! Hurrah! https://t.co/pu26iHXReF https://t.co/7JExKhYMyk
semibogan Neo nazi UFC LARPers are interesting. pic.twitter.com/6yO3s86VXw
Today’@7ampodcastst is fascinating: “The battle inside the Catholic Churpca.st/7ku6v38uru692J
Hey @dobes @purserj I think @mpbowers is having… difficulties. https://t.co/IQHMBkVTTW
Wow, the BBC is running a @CovidBaseAU story. Sweet. https://t.co/JIIN5IihYD
@NewtonMark @expectproblems It certainly demonstrates how tightly a fighter jet can manoeuvre.
@expectproblems @GeoffSpinmonkey @NewtonMark Couldn’t be improved upon.
@sexenheimer Big Librarian is a force to be reckoned with, however.
@JustJimWillDo @elisethoma5 Jim… Be nice. Elise is one of the good people.
@elisethoma5 Lol no Jim’s not having a sook. At least he’d better not be! Are you having a so@JustJimWillDollDo?
RT @RevDaniel: LOL https://t.co/SYKiTcqVsV
Yes, Victoria has an excellent state library too. https://t.co/YAnKVoAJ7E
RT @OperationalInc1: Yet another load of steaming hot takes violently extinguished by Jeroen’s data. https://t.co/sXml0f0zs0
@mmerz2000 @ASPI_org Sure. They’re not aligned with any political party or ideology. That’s all that means, and it’s accurate.
RT @adremily: My son was provoking me by repeatedly shoving a dirty leaf into his mouth so I offered him “special eating leaves†and now he…
@marcuskelson Good luck for a speedy recovery.
@NickyWill100 I am such the communist!
@Doctorofspin Back to Part A then.
This is actually a better link for State Library of NSW’s eResources. It’s the index. https://t.co/iQ47dotwy7
You… https://t.co/9SjzQSeV8j
Are you in NSW? Look at all the cool shit your state library has! And it’s all free! https://t.co/7jCBagAsok
REMINDER: Instead of going “Waaah it’s paywalled!†you can either pay to support the publication or, if you prefer… https://t.co/9YXmp1qn9R
@JustJimWillDo @johnb78 Well exactly, and that’s not gonna happen.
RT @jelenawoehr: You’re a good moth, Gary. You’re strong, you’re beautiful, and you deserve happiness. And tonight’s the night you’re going…
stilgherrian I shall return to this at a latter date. I have a number of ideas, including the resolution of then main story arc, but no spoilers for now.
RT @stilgherrian: Episode 1, “The Hateâ€: Bonding over a mix-up in handing out their prison uniforms and their views that the prison food is…
RT @stilgherrian: Drama Series Pitch: Pauline Hanson is returned to jail for crimes that will be revealed in series two,. She is joined by…
@JustJimWillDo @johnb78 Oh dear, I’d forgotten I wrote that last night. And I was sober.
@paulwiggins Well yes. I think the whole gamut of rules around quotes and paraphrases is not well understood genera… https://t.co/Z3ED5ehszb
@paulwiggins Quite odd, really, because I thought the coronavirus was responsible for the cases of COVID-19.
JohnBirmingham A thing I learned today; the less time I spend on Twitter, the more work I get done. Why was I not told?!?
@jpwarren “I’ll take that as a comment.†— Tony Jones.
Waratah sequence 2021, day 30. After two days of gentle rains and intermittent sunshine, just look how the flower i… https://t.co/1uFhU6swDF
WeirdInspiroBot The answer to the free market is LSD pic.twitter.com/6mIf54FsB8
I see that @danilic’s JokeKeeper thingy has now raised $95,103 and counting. You should check it out. https://t.co/7VvkuiX1P0
RT @patriottakes: Just get it tattooed there if you feel so strongly. https://t.co/OkZRvaEMwB
RT @rgmerk: A quick reminder to anyone drawing a causal connection between the idiot antivaxxer protests and the spike in cases today witho…
@jasminchill Just quietly, if I’m what’s keeping the bastards honest then we are well and truly fucked. :)
(No, I… https://t.co/TZnxklPVDc
@jpwarren I am really annoyed with the typo in my tweet there. But from Ms Bradshaw’s tone and emphasis, ACSC reall… https://t.co/vFriCHsuTv
@NuclearAnthro @jasminchill Awww. You two nuke kids can have a little cuddle over there. :)
@GreenJ @cathywilcox1 It’ll happen. Symptoms lag behind infections. Deaths lag behind symptoms. Reporting daily fig… https://t.co/8en0V4C9KG
@jasminchill I’m certainly going to add it to the CV. I’ll be compiling a “What people have said†section and some of it will be fun.
@jasminchill Thanks. And what pleased me about the discussion that followed is that it was about practicalities and… https://t.co/TYQkG1FE8S
And we’re done. Thank you, @ASPI_ICPC, always interesting.
I’ll wrap this thread with the links to the recordings… https://t.co/OXmPSgpuHW
Bradshaw repeats that cyber victims reporting stuff to ASD/ACSC does NOIT get shared with regulators. Confidentiali… https://t.co/69PuiQrgOD
Related: My story “Nationally-known Australian company lawyered up to resist ASD help†(15 Jun) https://t.co/t36TUdE6Hs
Bradshaw is differentiating between nation-state actors, who are quiet and you don’t want to report every little an… https://t.co/kxY4kYF2ge
Falk says with some passion that what we need is root cause information distributed in a timely manner. How did they get in?
Falk has a great point about being in an incident and thinking about what to share is the last thing in your head.… https://t.co/Qr8Y26ZzDF
The problem is that before you can share it you have to know it. So you have to share something else. But what is t… https://t.co/UbgS2w4QWd
My question is up! General Alexander starts to answer by saying “What is it you’re talking about sharing?†Sharing… https://t.co/S4fU8ugD4Q
@jpwarren Hahaha.
RT @rohan_p: have they checked the DUP offices https://t.co/gq6yZ9sn4M
Bradshaw wants to make it clear that they (ASD presumably) take the use of any offensive cyber capability very seri… https://t.co/mwiC7182p6
Falk says you only want, say, SIGINT agencies doing attribution and governments doing any counterattacks. She notes… https://t.co/rWVyUbg5hI
Alexander is talking about setting a “red line†past which heads get broken. He’s always great for aggressive cyber hawk sound bites.
@jpwarren “Blip! I know we posted an Anonymous mask JEPG on the hacked server but it’s OK we’re an NSA operation. Blip!â€
In response tot his question, Bradshaw says of ACSC “We love data and we love automated dataâ€. She may have said “i… https://t.co/WSLbsBfWdP
Falk is comparing trusted cyber partners with COVID-19 vaccinated partners. You trust sharing with the vaccinated a… https://t.co/5WHaEThduQ
@jasminchill Meh, these things are all relative. :)
The cyber radar picture is getting a solid push today, with AI and machine learning looking at all the data.
@mmerz2000 @ASPI_org Seek and you will find. It’s literally a menu item on their website. https://t.co/kIfP74Kho0
Oh cool, @jasminchill is tweeting this too. She’s more sensible than I am. https://t.co/m6HlgElhI1
@dawnstarau This is why the Good Lord invented breakfast gin.
Side note: I have a couple distractions this end, so there are more cherry-picked soundbites rather than a measured… https://t.co/ilL4U9sZsB
Rachael Falk notes that while mandatory reporting of incidents is coming up, they don’t have to contact ACSC. The c… https://t.co/t9p8sk0uQM
@dawnstarau We haven’t had the word “platform†yet, but we have had collaboration as a defensive force multiplier.
Alexander is going hawk again. We have to attribute attacks to who’s doing it and “make them payâ€. Russia is gettin… https://t.co/AZs7nwIGUb
Alexander says attackers are now working in ways that our current defence models can’t see. But by definition, isn’t that always the case?
She says we need more reporting of cybers, because so many cybers aren’t reported, but we still need to respect the… https://t.co/fmvIh9ssmy
OK, the metaphor of the day is a cyber early warning radar system. There’s lot of blips on it, says ACSC’s Abigail… https://t.co/J4KJCguSKk
@NewtonMark The Quad is the token disability hire. Aukus makes painfully Partridge “supportive ally†jokes.
So far the opening comments are all partnerships and cooperation are good, cyber isn’t the realm of government and… https://t.co/iezNXKYTBK
I’m enjoying the phrase “especially with AUKUS and The Quad†which sounds like a very cool jazz-rock combo.
Alexander on The Quad (AU/IN/JP/US), thinking in terms of the four nations having real-time cyber threat intelligen… https://t.co/kHeeqlPdJr
It begins. I’m particularly interested to hear what General Keith Alexander has to say. He was always very hawkish… https://t.co/5i0oqvSqVU
@BernardZuel I’m pretty sure I’d have had some of the albums in this series, though not this one.
@LLah_Nomis @darrenarnott There’s a reason they went with that as the lead photo. :)
@GTangey What could possibly go wrong?
All hits all the time, @BernardZuel! https://t.co/6Dp2Y3dPps
@melissamadsen They know what they did. Why do you think they’re so shy?
@wolfcat A man of vision.
Starting shortly at 0830 AEST, @ASPI_ICPC’s “Stronger together: how cyber defence alliances could create a stronger… https://t.co/krwHUDUw3h
@kcollasarundell Thank you. I believe the correct response to that call is “Very very frighteningâ€. :)
Looking good. pic.twitter.com/7wyoNRxsjM
Thunder!
“Australian ‘a bit sore’ after hand was caught in croc’s jaws†https://t.co/znROUZt1ej https://t.co/pE9UVyDq4Q
RT @runasand: Here’s a public Google Doc listing (most of) the macOS malware analysis tools mentioned in @patrickwardle’s open-source book…
Hey @GuardianAus I reckon that you should show which round the rejects were rejected in. Not just in the daily twe… https://t.co/pp21pK3CMN
I have made today’s choice in Australian Bird of the Year. Have you? https://t.co/TNwJCg9ayD
I have no problem wit… https://t.co/hTp4qem2f2
Thu plan: 0830 AEST ASPI cyber webinar; continue working on some client stuff, including a meeting at 1100; further… https://t.co/RG3ArBHiHt
@Sam_Hickey I don’t see why not.
Another moist grey day in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/g5MJphn76O
@garystark Same to you.
@aacole42 Isn’t it wonderful!
RT @stilgherrian: This brief video contains an important lesson in global finance and I recommend you watch it and pay close attention.
Thursday. A small packet will suffice if you dilute it across three jugs. Thursday.
“Henry VIII: Unlucky in Loveâ€.
New YouTube channel: “Myra Hindley’s Make-up Tipsâ€.
And now the podcast is gone. pic.twitter.com/iW8zieVdJK
@michaelneale @NewtonMark But we appreciate the work you put into it, Mark.
RT @COVID19NearMeAU: 💉Queenslanders! There are hundreds of clinics with COVID-19 vaccine appointments in the next 7 days, including 51 stat…
@JohnBirmingham Thing is, though, now you have a cranky gator in your bin.
RT @Fabbz3182: @KetanJ0 @JessRowe @PaulineHansonOz The Jessica-Pauline powwow reminds me of this:
https://t.co/lVVKQ6gVdG https://t.co/LbKG…
@kayorchison @ChrisJHowe15 Hahaha that is so going to happen.
Since I don’t have a fresh photo for you, here’s an older waratah to show where we’re going. This one was on Railwa… https://t.co/Saf5Fr3AMV
Waratah sequence 2021, day 29. I ended up sleeping for most of the day so I don’t have a new photo. But if you’d li… https://t.co/NdEa5ALRE2
@mattcdef2000 @dobes Ah yes, I know this sound only too well. Such delicate little creatures.
I shall return to this at a latter date. I have a number of ideas, including the resolution of then main story arc, but no spoilers for now.
Episode 1, “The Hateâ€: Bonding over a mix-up in handing out their prison uniforms and their views that the prison f… https://t.co/PvO4hZh1Ci
Drama Series Pitch: Pauline Hanson is returned to jail for crimes that will be revealed in series two,. She is join… https://t.co/Pr6ShosaoY
@NewtonMark And that’s not even counting the orifices the players bring with them.
@GordyPls I think that this is describing our inevitable future, somehow.
@dan_djd That’s OK, Petal, I’m already enrolled to vote. You can put your hashtags back in your pants.
@danilic @theprojecttv No wait, I saw the solution earlier. https://t.co/rt7ruJF5mp
@danilic @theprojecttv I dunno what happens if Scott Morrison decides to call the election for late November or ear… https://t.co/yNzPi3b4sK
@danilic And here he is explaining it on @theprojecttv. https://t.co/JmeKkDTXuS
A thread in which @danilic explains his quite astounding project. He’s already raised $81,187. https://t.co/oEcQsIUd7c
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