RT @TomTaylorMade: Every day we woke to find another one missing. Until, finally, the horror we were trapped with was revealed. A creature…
@ApostrophePong @sylmobile @michaelmeloni Cool, something to browse in the morning. :)
@BirminghamAg What other way is there?
@LoremenPod @SuperCroup Looks fairly safe, especially “Liver Failure Unitâ€.
@dobes I’m thinking there was a copyright strike with the end music at least. But yes, excellent closing monologue.
@LoremenPod @SuperCroup He’s from Hull, originally. This might be a gentle introduction to the Loremen ECU.
@Zytheran Some of us enjoy the Big Dictionary Energy.
@LoremenPod @SuperCroup I think we all went a bit funny during the Quarantimes.
@LoremenPod @SuperCroup Here’s the episode page. https://t.co/LTfpt5jn0f
(Also thank you for noticing me,… https://t.co/2tQKtdtPGK
RT @stilgherrian: Also, a special big thank-you again to all the people who contributed to The 9pm Spring Series 2021 crowdfunding campaign…
RT @stilgherrian: NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Dark Comedy Defamation Dungeon with Alex Lee†@alex_c_lee (52m59s) https://t.co/18QD9KEqvO
Look fo…
@JustJimWillDo True fact.
From a while back, @LoremenPod S3 Ep13 “Amy Gledhill - The Hull Werewolfâ€Â may be of interest to @SuperCroup… https://t.co/9SFPQCDdIc
@JustJimWillDo How can that still only be this month?
@JustJimWillDo Did we? We probably did. Anyway that’s just silly.
@ApostrophePong Lol no rush. :) Three podcasts in 10 days is quite a pace.
Waratah sequence 2021, day 91. It’s now really clear that it’s just the two florets left, the two that have been fe… https://t.co/fQeNehHBpd
@ApostrophePong @FrKarlSinclair He did OK. ;) Thanks again, Karl.
RT @josiegirl62: .@AlboMP on fire
“Sit down boofhead, I’ve got the call”
#qt https://t.co/BQpsBQGR6J
@ApostrophePong Sorry I just added another one. :) https://t.co/i8KwNiiYle
Also, a special big thank-you again to all the people who contributed to The 9pm Spring Series 2021 crowdfunding ca… https://t.co/Jec5nda0eF
NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Dark Comedy Defamation Dungeon with Alex Lee†@alex_c_lee (52m59s) https://t.co/18QD9KEqvO
L… https://t.co/noBAOOlAF9
Uploading.
@ApostrophePong It’s an amazing story, isn’t it.
@ApostrophePong Hah. Too many episodes all at once, eh?
The editing is done. Now for the mix-down.
RT @cameronwilson: this is cancel culture https://t.co/2feNrJD2Lp
@dobes @purserj @ParrotOfTheDay I can certainly start tracking this. I did see a crimson rosella nip the tail of a… https://t.co/nch1X61AAr
@jeamland @raaahbin @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @cameronwilson I see what you did there.
@dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @cameronwilson Wow I turn away from Twitter for just one hour and look what happens!
And the podcast has been recorded! Many thanks to the wonderful @alex_c_lee. This episode will be edited this after… https://t.co/kEvIiSVBtc
Right. It’s podcast recording time. Back in a bit.
Wow so it’s meant to have been pronounced JAY-PEJ all along!
@dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @cameronwilson https://t.co/hyW53b7wjt
GrrrrAph Finally we can get all those damn acrobats removed from our house and stored securely elsewhere! pic.twitter.com/nbrn286AtO
@jsleeio We’ll have the weather for it.
@viveka It’s cruel. You don’t want to know.
dobes Who is going to buy the NFT of jack’s resignation letter?
@viveka @BetterStuffToDo It’s odd how Malcolm Roberts keeps cropping up in this context, even though I mentioned no names.
Serial cunt Michael Smith is a classic of the genre. https://t.co/aVedRDAgvU
Ah, yeah, I think I see your problem now. pic.twitter.com/bz9HOk7Smy
@blahblahellis @glengyron One of these people is dead. The other was a famous boxer.
@craigthomler That too.
Today, Tuesday 30 November, is:
National Mousse Day (US)
https://t.co/ckSNcWEc4S
Stay Home Because You’re Well Da… https://t.co/nZrrPxJPqG
glengyron Wonder if Jack Dorsey will start using twitter now?
RT @vj7381: IIT Bombay graduate Parag Agarwal is new Twitter CEO! He served as CTO and takes over from Jack Dorsey
With this Microsoft,…
@rohan_p @expectproblems Back when I was studying linguistics I was fascinated by these variations. They often had… https://t.co/GXZQ8UoZoD
RT @kels_316: Would be cool if the Tesla board looked at the Twitter share price surge and went “this could be usâ€
25 sleeps until Christmas.
All hail Eris! https://t.co/v5BW7x8wDP
RT @fictillius: LOL that’s certainly a take https://t.co/rspUKBQ0Ol https://t.co/Aruh0YOZXC
Actually there’s lots of TRIGGER WORDS in the Glass Jar of Transparency so we’ll be OK. pic.twitter.com/k8J285vmHh
RT @MattCowgill: I feel like it’s very appropriate that the old & new CEOs of Twitter make announcements through screenshots that are basic…
Tue plan: 1000 AEDT record podcast with @alex_c_lee*; podcast post-production; maybe some administrivia or maybe no… https://t.co/auElilXEAH
@jennylmackinnon @NewtonMark Everyone is doing the beard tweet. :)
@NewtonMark Where they take turns hand-washing his beard.
@AncientSpoonbil The joy of learning a new word.
@kels_316 So it is.
Hypothesis: Nearly every person using the phrase “empirical evidence†doesn’t know what it means.
“Scott Morrison lights fuse on May election date with historic early budget†https://t.co/AyAgCeis2M
@MatthewBevan He’s only 45 years old too.
@MatthewBevan I was going to suggest we play a game of “Serial Killer or Beat Poet?â€.
@kayorchison @expectproblems QWe have the usual from Wikipedia: “A breadbox (chiefly American) or a bread bin (chie… https://t.co/TWBSdqQm9e
There’s some great photos of Jack Dorsey being used todaypic.twitter.com/vyRS5CCNPxPx
Ah. “Jack Dorsey steps down as Twitter CEO, Parag Agrawal named as successor, sends stock surging†https://t.co/G5Ij8nydbx
The Blue Mountains will see another drab day today as part of the Great Sog. Also there is a news item I’ll need to… https://t.co/z4OxO9BpjM
Tuesday. There was a time when sturdiness meant something to people. Become sturdy. Become respected again. Tuesday.
@JohnBirmingham For some reason this does not surprise me. And then you’d write about it.
@swearyanthony @kels_316 Pizza oven.
@AngusTaylorMP Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus.
farfromallover Just a FYI, George Jetson is going to be conceived this weekend. pic.twitter.com/EP79ORDm6i
RT @ImSpeaking13: This is the best tweet I’ve ever seen. https://t.co/ZpMrjHP9gi
beneltham Me when I want to blow my 3-year old’s mind:
“Do you know I used to go see Bluey’s dad play in a rock band when I was at uni?”
Histreepix A visit from the Terminator. Eastleigh, 1982. pic.twitter.com/RI4VpY0GPI
Very @jxeeno and @DrRhysPockett areas. https://t.co/yV4OZtAv1E
The Art of Maleness. https://t.co/hJ2hZac5C2
RT @fesshole: There is a cum stain on my vintage leather sofa that is from when my daughter was conceived 10 years ago. Sometimes I will st…
RT @bogan: Protip: Remember to change your WhatsApp profile pic before kicking off your new phishing campaign 🤠https://t.co/Ow1kCjWvvQ
RT @kellyoyo: Another foiled attempt to erase women’s role in history
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems Fundamental forces of nature compel me. Obviously.
@dannolan @RealNickHodge I had to change it. It was all a bit much.
RT @daveguitarjones: Just watched a Russian TV show online.
‘Dancing With the Tsars’.
Peter and Catherine were great, but Ivan was terribl…
@R_Chirgwin Heh.
@RealNickHodge @dannolan Correct.
That reminds me, I must ask how a mate’s colonoscopy wentpic.twitter.com/xoa4EEgRBPBP
RT @reddishraven: “People Of Crypto” https://t.co/lmYtd1SxbZ
@oberonsghost @dannolan He is responsible for every single tweet down there.
rarebeverage Christmas Carol: abridged pic.twitter.com/FNEQZCFd7p
RT @cameronwilson: NEW: Scott Morrison’s “anti-trolling” social media law won’t do much to solve trolling. It won’t improve to access to ju…
@dannolan Just in case that tweet gets deleted. pic.twitter.com/92SuuZexLF
Wow I wonder who that single user will be. I bet it’ll be @dannolan. https://t.co/LUvXChAgG4
@hereforthehops @AusAirForce Time is a crazy thing.
RT @AusAirForce: It’s the end of a Classic era for our air combat capability. 🛬
Our F/A-18A/B Classic Hornets are retiring from service th…
Hey @jpwarren I’ve found some products for you. https://t.co/aJPFeoAud4
@patentology @alex_c_lee I’ve just looked for news stories containing her name and yes it’s certainly a collection.
@alex_c_lee Then two months later, on Christmas Eve… 2/2
“Alan Jones settles defamation lawsuit with SBSâ€â€¦ https://t.co/xkHmDZwmQQ
I’ve just been prepping for tomorrow’s podcast recording with @alex_c_lee and I am amused to be reminded of this st… https://t.co/GUbkDNA9DK
@phil_sec_mel Details, details…
“Australian government blasted for lack of progress on audit of IT capabilities†by @campbell_kwan… https://t.co/ZPCP0aRYeF
@oliyoung @dobes @moylecroft @NewtonMark @BruceHore Lol. I know not to bother trying. :)
@incorrect That said, are you finding it distracting, or merely noting that it’s there?
@incorrect Yep, I know about that. With two mentioned know I’ll probably do a re-edit. https://t.co/eVFP0GESGg
@paulbam3 That would be excellent.
@dobes @moylecroft Sounds about right. So welcome to six months of hell.
@franksting If I get the urge I’ll re-edit. But not today.
@dobes Oops that “suspended†note was a glitch I think. Only a couple weeks back the odds were more in favour of Ma… https://t.co/02Yet6wJpz
@dobes Is you money on a March election or a May election? (Sportsbet has suspended trading on the month-of-election market.)
RT @MatildaBoseley: I’m YELLING! Hunt pitching Australia being the most “freshly vaccinated country in the world” is such a funny way to tr…
Indeed. https://t.co/jeh7w3tEX3
Lol whatever happens this is essentially a work of fiction. https://t.co/VxGiZH1HFU
@franksting There was some headphones bleed at Alice’s end, most of which I edited out Is what’s left too distracti… https://t.co/97VOZAnRSU
@spottytwit @dobes @purserj Sounds about right. A couple of them have started to get under my feet like that lately.
@franksting @JustJimWillDo Could be a while. You could practice on this one.
I am now exoskeleton-curious, @HappySinger. https://t.co/pgRDqIVymi
@RossFeingold I think my mistake is imagining a politician thought it through beforehand. But yeah let’s be generou… https://t.co/jyz8sEA097
RT @DrDreHistorian: I’m extremely here for The Age tweeting about one of its annual publications and getting upstaged by the Australian Ele…
@SuperCroup Very little surprises me any more. :(
@SuperCroup Lol that’s embarrassing.
She knows that “Democrats and Republicans†is only a thing in the US, just 4% of the world’s population, right? https://t.co/DCZlSautND
Creating drama out of thin air, Lesson #72. (Aka how the news can choose to lie to you.) https://t.co/Tci5V8Al8H
How is it Question Time already? Not that I’ll watch it, because it’s one of Parliament’s biggest wastes of time. B… https://t.co/fPiPtrqKXY
RT @rahaeli: I love watching people’s faces when I explain that many digital civil rights exist because the lyricist from the Grateful Dead…
RT @lilleyjuice: Just a reminder of how great the @GuardianAus live blog is. https://t.co/Yk2ruP2DDr
I see that @statelibrarynsw has an exhibition titles “Maps of the Pacific†so that’s a thing to check out. https://t.co/J3t0ZvW2x7
I’m gonna give this a try. https://t.co/3spEHcTJZo
In fact that tweet is such a hate crime I’m tellin@CptHollingworthth an@expectproblemsms.
DaveMilbo it really, really does sound like a Robert Ludlam novel pic.twitter.com/837MDAG0CE
@drsimmo Well we should, though to be fair the employees don’t get that much. Back in the first dotcom boom, a comp… https://t.co/63v61xt7Qr
This tweet is a hate crime. https://t.co/A961H3zZBL
“Just seven consultants were responsible for modelling the employment impacts of the Coalition’s net zero ‘plan’, u… https://t.co/yzdQiqEs0b
Well today has taken a very strange turn. No further information will be provided. There is no cause for alarm, or… https://t.co/4xFHNerxPd
Not a hub, but a terminal! https://t.co/qQ5UXmdSx5
@juhasaarinen @dobes @purserj There are various schools of thought on this, ranging from OMFG DON’T FEED THE BIRDS… https://t.co/jfw5DkiE46
@juhasaarinen @dobes @purserj See next tweet. https://t.co/M8xjCDZKYp
@joelpmichael I already did a different gag. :) https://t.co/ZUmwTy1fbD
@WhoeverAussie Au contraire. “The Australian Privacy Principles (or APPs) are the cornerstone of the privacy protec… https://t.co/ay9l1uszRL
RT @AboutTheHouse: Good morning and welcome to the final sitting week of the year! The House will resume at 10am. One private Member’s bill…
“Australian Federal Police investigators have charged a 38-year-old Sydney man for stealing more than $100,000 in a… https://t.co/TKlDji4NQ9
@expectproblems Just recognising their limitations.
RT @NewtonMark: Mean tweets.
Apropos nothing in particular, here’s Australian Privacy Principle 2, “Anonymity and pseudonymityâ€.… https://t.co/yeufJLDvMc
@glengyron @TwitterAU That’s not a fair reading of Twitter’s position, and as I linked to, they’ve published a whol… https://t.co/Z8YR8eM9sQ
New theory dropped. pic.twitter.com/6pDFZN1J6h
RT @stilgherrian: @davpope @dobes I also still enjoy the fact that “The Attorney-General, Senator Michaelia Cash†is a true and correct ser…
Waratah sequence 2021, day 90. Another view of the flower in question showing the swelling of the ovaries. I’m fasc… https://t.co/EiVZNBpJBI
@oliyoung The glass version goes for 2 hours 37 minutes.
RT @sharkespearean: I have just learned a ‼ï¸NEW BUTTHOLE FACT ‼ï¸
The butthole of the electric eel is in their chin.
This has been your…
@oliyoung I didn’t realise Philip Glass had done a cover version of John Cage’s original.
@Tasdevilsrgr8 Something like that, yes. I’ll be weaning them off the food over the coming weeks because I’ll be aw… https://t.co/HRDxLB5YMi
@leoniedoyle @dobes @purserj Sounds about right lol.
@LindaDrummond Depends on your definition of “stolenâ€.
@garthk By the end of December 2021 you mean.
I dunno, I’m a bit of a fan of the covalent bond. https://t.co/SZ6ZNfw8uv
RT @TheShovel: Omicron mix-up: PM suspends flights to Australia after mistakenly hearing that “E. Macron†is on the way over
https://t.co/3…
ICYMI yesterday, this is a thread where I hung out a 1.4kg seed block and the avian hoards ate the whole thing in j… https://t.co/cMaoIxHnGi
Lol great minds etc. pic.twitter.com/c1VeqbgERW
@jeamland I would rather ask a crow than a cormorant.
@journodave Yeah but they’re stuck there with an Oasis tribute band.
Oh yeah, and don’t forget that there’s a new podcast. https://t.co/msLAfscdQg
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, of course. https://t.co/kPWTTmR2ND
Mon plan: Consider some story pitches and hope the Muse is with me; if the rain does indeed hold off, some laundry;… https://t.co/orQsLiS8HR
“One economist says†should be an enormous red flag. [Clicks through.] Oh yeah. Him. Saul Eslake. Might as well ask… https://t.co/9XUXs5Cn1i
Solid technique for managing executives. https://t.co/qyuoLs9lZK
@rorybaust They’re baked fresh every day. Sometimes it’s a struggle. Sometimes the spark is there immediately.
@kels_316 Would “Like an old man’s underpants†have been better?
Like an old man’s pubes.
The Blue Mountains will experience a brief pause in the Great Sog today, but it will still be grey and moist. pic.twitter.com/9aolQmevDH
Monday. Focus on the most important factors, then laugh. Laugh at yourself, not with yourself. You are a joke. Monday.
Gorn.
@joannejacobs @ddoniolvalcroze This applies to a lot of us, I think.
ddoniolvalcroze Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds” Barbie Doll pic.twitter.com/weaGgr0RqW
This seems slightly wrong. https://t.co/gin6wo3gQG
ddoniolvalcroze Hydrothermal Worm Viewed Under An Electron Microscope pic.twitter.com/tpPg9N6ti1
@parislord @DavidFengTrains Lovely, thank you. :)
@JonoInAotearoa I am not doing that because they would eat my head.
@manindotblack @dobes @purserj It was pretty much gone by the time you tweeted. So that’s just over two hours. https://t.co/QN7vn9U8S7
@skwashd Cruel but fair.
@dobes @purserj Oh wow now it’s holding that last chunk against the branch so another jerkbird, presumably its mate… https://t.co/BxnF4XwZS7
@dobes @purserj And now this jerkbird has torn the last bit of the seed block off its supporting wire and has it in… https://t.co/pRKMVKiqWN
This is a solid proposal for any nation. Unless you’re planning to treat people differently on the basis of these t… https://t.co/Uv3lnQcity
I like to think these pairs of things are closely connected. pic.twitter.com/fefZ5uF6vS
@madcatjo2point0 They do, and there’s one or two that I’m getting to know fairly well. They seem to be the scouts.… https://t.co/b8l9K48DU3
@DanielJBatt @dobes @purserj They’re far more aggressive than rosellas.
RT @DemSausage: Oh hi, NSW. We hear you have local govt elections next weekend? As a special bonus treat, the map is now up and running at…
@dobes @purserj Now there’s only a quarter of the block left. Most of the jerkbirds are sated, at least for now, an… https://t.co/JkjHAhNFIt
@oberonsghost @dobes @purserj I had words. Short, sharp words. It didn’t care.
And earlier this week I wrote a thing what you might like to read. https://t.co/2z07CuY1Le
Looking ahead, a highlight of the coming week will be recording a podcast with @alex_c_lee. So that’s a thing. A go… https://t.co/rVGsfcK3ob
A highlight of the week was making this wonderful podcast with @drspacejunk. You should listen to that and then may… https://t.co/PV0kedn8Yg
NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 600: Jerkbirds, podcast work, and the Great Sog continues†https://t.co/GUnvQfa2g1 Cove… https://t.co/OZ6MjBsdMN
GrogsGamut I guess the point of asking questions to the Prime Minister is to make yourself appear at least as pointlessly smug as does Morrison?
GrogsGamut Late contender for dumbest question asked at a Morrison presser in 2021 pic.twitter.com/bXIALtcLWr
@dobes @purserj I was about to say that the seed block might not last until morning. At this rate I don’t think it’ll last until sunset.