Gorn.
The two genders:
1. Silver bullet
2. Red herring https://t.co/r3sDAETWEc
Histreepix Kurt Cobain arrested whilst supporting women’s suffrage. London, 1910. pic.twitter.com/wMAgUHxeeO
RT @fesshole: When my little brother & I were to have our own bedrooms I convinced him there was a spiders nest in the much bigger bedroom…
quendergeer *peeling the label off an apple and sticking it to something else* that’s an apple now
colettecello Architect: “we should break this down into 6 microservices”
Me: “you have 6 teams who hate each other?”
Architect: “how did you know that?”
direlog i love how the luxury goods industry is controlled by giant snakes
RT @WorldBollard: WE GOT ANOTHER ONE!!!
Sorry everyone, it’s a Jaguar.
#WorldBollardAssociation https://t.co/Kya1WlQrQS
I’m slightly late to this but @akira100p has done some Halloween videos. Here’s the first one.
Halloween Part.1🎃ã€N… https://t.co/FSHFH1H17R
@jonkudelka I am, yes.
@jonkudelka I have now adjusted Better TweetDeck so it’s harder to accidentally block people.
Oops I accidentally blocked you, @jonkudelka. I have unblocked you but you not following me might be sensible.
@joelmcourtney How… how would that work, exactly?
Nice thread. https://t.co/dvoCTOHtk8
Tomorrow, Wed 3 Nov, is Jellyfish Day. https://t.co/1XyQ2s8UcN
@Tasdevilsrgr8 @markhumphries @DavidHuntGirt Indeed.
@Tasdevilsrgr8 @markhumphries @DavidHuntGirt Which shows how you should never judge a scene from a single frame of… https://t.co/Tp57B33dLf
@JustJimWillDo But of course.
@Tasdevilsrgr8 Um, I am neither of these people lol. This is @markhumphries and @DavidHuntGirt.
@JustJimWillDo I assume this relates to a certain large East Asian country?
RT @_BertHandsome: Fuck off. People are allowed to visit the supermarket pissed off. It’s fine. Having feelings that aren’t happy is fine.…
Coming to you live from cupboards across the nation! pic.twitter.com/oUng17tP9V
@JustJimWillDo True, true, and I am familiar with the concept of traffic analysis. ;)
This is the link that works. https://t.co/YfQzrIFOuD It’s already started.
Starting very shortly. https://t.co/qpcXqpSKfz
RT @FXMC1957: 2 November 1982. Channel 4, the fourth British terrestrial TV station, began broadcasting. The first programme was “Countdown…
@TVofCarringbush Good luck!
@JustJimWillDo Really? Surely the vast majority of communications intercepts are… mundane?
@noreasonspec That… that is magnificent. Home Affairs continues to reveal itself as time unfolds.
RT @RonFilipkowski: Josh Hawley says more men today are watching porn and playing video games because their masculinity has been criticized…
@leahrobinn @OzKitsch Sounds about right. :)
Mind you I just pulled the Operation Keppel exhibit list and there’s a LOT of telephone and SMS intercepts. https://t.co/Fx4N75rDgB (PDF)
And I still think his should be a thing. Maybe I should edit it and offer Maguire a split of the profits. https://t.co/77oXUrriof
I was reminded of this via Samantha Maiden’s recent tweet. https://t.co/2W0IkQJ08n
Should you need everything related to the recent ICAS amusement, “Former NSW MP for Wagga Wagga — allegations conce… https://t.co/O6umB01pAN
@oberonsghost @matthewlandauer @franksting @OpenAustralia @PlanningAlerts @IWCouncil Thanks, Matthew. I’d figured y… https://t.co/2RMbt6umNF
@OzKitsch That is wonderful! Why do you know these things?
@keeganoshi Well played.
RT @TheTNHoller: Q: “What’s the most important issue in this Virginia Governor’s race?â€
VOTER: “Teaching Critical Race Theory to our chil…
Here’s a lovely summary. https://t.co/JPMRKu59a1
“How a monkey belonging to Jeff Banks’s girlfriend became a viral story during ‘Monday Night Football’â€â€¦ https://t.co/6YOPDNj1Re
@ari_hall And this rides a fine line between funny and wrong. :)
It’s about time Australia elected a horse to the Senate.
@she_jedi @markhumphries It’ll be a struggle.
@reselsnark @markhumphries Convergent evolution is an amazing thing.
@reselsnark @markhumphries We could do that, although literally none of these birds are actual corvids. They are co… https://t.co/fwhpXvo8Uc
@markhumphries Also, if you’re a podcast supporter with TRIGGER WORDS or a CONVERSATION TOPIC to throw in, please l… https://t.co/wbPrYBgwyZ
It just so happens that I’m starting to put together the running sheet for tomorrow’s recording of “The 9pm Edictâ€â€¦ https://t.co/e5awlfVC6E
RT @JoshButler: Compare the pair 🤠https://t.co/Xcf40s9Esj
RT @LBFlyawayhome: The modern world in old Ladybird books.
“The digital computer is like a gigantic cash register†(1972)
#RobertAyton htt…
Oh wow, @dobes. Wow. https://t.co/snujjZWUGw
RT @NewtonMark: Well, it all started with Scott Morrison lying, and then … https://t.co/CxFMlhMqw8
jeamland Hearing that JFK Jr will be announcing his candidacy for the Victorian state seat of Kew tomorrow. #KewAnon
“Like an idiotic Icarus, Tim Smith has flown too close to the sun. Or rather, driven too close to another car and t… https://t.co/Jk8zQvU4nC
@ReadPete Well they’re jerks, certainly, particularly those two.
RT @dappergander: The JFK Jr wing of QAnon has become convinced that the Kennedy family is going to make some sort of grand reappearance in…
@JustJimWillDo Yeah that’s not going to happen lol.
RT @rothschildmd: Big day tomorrow. JFK Jr. back, Trump reinstatement and resignation, new VP Michael Flynn, and Trump becoming God. Rest u…
@DanielJBatt Ah well @bunjaree has 12 hectares of near-native scrubland. More than 50 species have been sighted here.
@expectproblems Lol that is a rare event. I value what little sanity I have left.
@JustJimWillDo Idiot bird threw the feather away though. He has a lot to learn.
I have stolen his feather. Silly bird needs to build a bower first, and then collect all the blue things.
I’ll put… https://t.co/dOF0iHaKWP
Alas I didn’t get any imagery of the earlier part of his dance. He was really turning it on.
For the attention of @dobes @purserj @R_Chirgwin.
The young female was unimpressed.
Here’s a random video of what it’s meant to look like. He did have some of these moves down pat, though. My video i… https://t.co/pS1oNVIyuA
OH WOW OH WOW OH WOW! I just saw a young male satin bowerbird still in juvenile colours practicing his mating dance… https://t.co/MFMGBKgTGo
I’ve got a “focus space†downstairs too. Right boys? ;) https://t.co/K13p9i685i
RT @CNN: A US nuclear-powered submarine that struck an underwater object in early October had hit an uncharted underwater mountain, an inve…
@ben_hr Well, I mean he *said* he was a nurse…
@AnOldManStream1 I’ll check with the neighbours.
Also, my GP is of the opinion that I am still alive.
RT @adamconover: The BBC published a puff piece promoting a new cryptocurrency three days before its creators disappeared with every dollar…
RT @SaintSluggo: I don’t care what you say it is I’ve decided to pray to it https://t.co/eHn8gQBh4K
@purserj @dobes After yesterday’s scrag fight in jerkbirdland, these were left overpic.twitter.com/fttx5LGWZyZy
@yourseconddraft I mean you’re right. It’s just RIGHT THERE and full of seeds. But this one bird really is starting… https://t.co/JEnddSNizP
@TimWattsMP @SwiftOnSecurity You’re not sorry, @TimWattsMP, I know this for a fact. But at least @SwiftOnSecurity i… https://t.co/2sWoWWPxNB
The jerkbird is the one who’d been causing this ruckus yesterday. https://t.co/iLeFkRVFDu
When I stepped outside just now, waiting for me were a pied currawong (image distorted by the wide angle lens and t… https://t.co/7dWveOl4RT
@jxeeno @garystark @juliette_io @liampearson Thanks, Ken. I’ll hit them directly from now on.
@trib But also, funny.
@Thefinnigans Watch it, you lol!
Leo_Puglisi6 meanwhile pic.twitter.com/UYB0sshUzw
@purserj Sure, but what about the tweet?
@garystark My gut feeling was that there was an easing back into activities not a sudden rush. IU’d love to see the… https://t.co/gIGA7LOb99
@Supermoosie Ta.
Sigh. I have deleted tweets about a Tim Smith MP press conference because it was from a parody account that was cle… https://t.co/Q5uCaP6lff
In a way, that tweet is also a Rorschach test.
This will be interesting, what with the lags between when restrictions change and any resulting change in case numb… https://t.co/r75CNpOE0n
“In response to the faster-than-expected rate of vaccination, the NSW Government will further ease rules for those… https://t.co/Q37YwKNl3r
TimMedin At no point did I know what the next word was going to be.
For any of it. pic.twitter.com/71He1B7Jxj
Waratah sequence 2021, day 63. Today, three closer views of the flower in question showing the various bit are fari… https://t.co/JbhBFrwPA5
@TonyThefathippy There used to be Daddoes, of course. I wonder what happened to them.
RT @Popehat: Wife: What are you writing about?
Me: I’m subtweeting monkey-related legal advice to a stripper.
Wife: Fine, don’t tell me.
Lol one that I am most certainly not going to post here. https://t.co/hs9LVr6On0
@CptHollingworth Maybe they’re actively aiming to get onto Mad as Hell these days. @dr_nic
@AncientSpoonbil @DDsD Probably still do, if they’re as active. :) My Hung are pretty solid fabric traders by all accounts.
@AncientSpoonbil @DDsD I did like this line in their FAQ. (I am not into fabric, but when I saw they were the store… https://t.co/AgPecdVagZ
@AncientSpoonbil @DDsD They’re still in Cabramatta (original store), Hurstville, and Parramatta. https://t.co/LTeKhNC5xz
@dobes No just describing something. This pig is not a tortoise.
cameronwilson remember when Clubhouse was the next best thing? that was feb lol
@cameronwilson But without the dress sense.
Linguistic note: Describing something is not an “insightâ€. Very few of the things your random executive has to say are “insightsâ€.
Rik has said what I have been thinking, except with more thought and less swearing.
Like the PR people who say “Ou… https://t.co/DsaUFBY27C
@TomSear I’d fail that.
@TheNehad Lol. Stock photography is such a big business up here.
L’essai, c’est négatif.pic.twitter.com/x1onpIN31ll
End of nap. Blergh.
You have exactly 24 hours to do this. https://t.co/DqMJZRNTv8
Hmmm. I need a nap. How annoy.
@franksting I suppose so.
@franksting I thought Iron Man was fictional, a comic book character.
Ah. There’s a series of Chris actors who are interchangeable. That explains it. https://t.co/ZZ9awXInlX
To be honest I’m not entirely sure who Chris Pratt is. Yes, an actor, I know that bit. But I’d have trouble picking… https://t.co/m1gBmEX0iv
RT @rudeism: the year is 2031. you wake up and put on your Chris Pratt Voice Filter. you say hi to your neighbor, also voiced by Chris Prat…
RT @__papa_: BREAKING: Chris Pratt confirmed to voice Ruth Bader Ginsburg in the upcoming biopic about the late Supreme Court Justices glas…
RT @TechnicallyRon: The year is 2032. Chris Pratt voices every character in every film. Even the actors. You go to see Fast and Furious 18,…
@viveka If only there were people tasked to find out the truth.
That said, it’s good that they’re experimenting with new boy band lineups.
Magnificent captioning effort here from the Express. https://t.co/CHSFI9YffG #GlobalBritain https://t.co/EFTUEWm1vv
@jpwarren @AndrewRJamieson Well I don’t know about any vulnerabilities in my product, so it’s all good.
RT @Botanygeek: Wrapping broccoli in a material that slows down its respiratory rate doubles it shelf life.
Going for the unwrapped versio…
@jpwarren Related: “No stars for Australia’s missing IoT cyber stars†(29 Nov 2019) https://t.co/huIXMiwfG6
Obviou… https://t.co/l0kUDlNGr3
@jpwarren Wow. Apart from “Hello, Cyber Stars!†and memories of 2016, this is a brilliant concept. “Consumers shoul… https://t.co/AHj999bGio
Scott Morrison’s untrustworthiness was known well before this week and probably well before he even became a govern… https://t.co/SaNhaR9eaK
@cameronwilson A little more than 24 hours, in recent experience.
RT @bubblekittea: i’ve been laughing at this for 5 mins https://t.co/0jad9rXhLS
RT @danilic: For the first time in years Australia has a pavilion at COP.
There’s a lonely coffee machine and flat screen TVs that don’t w…
lizardschwartz Normalise saying ‘wow, it seems like you really need to work on your time management skills’ to people who brag about how long they work
political_alert Australia’s National Statement @ScottMorrisonMP #COP26 #auspol pic.twitter.com/adMnW8uBqh
RT @kcarruthers: Yup. With all their diplomatic finesse 🙄 https://t.co/4rEDxhUd12
RT @neilhimself: Gosh. https://t.co/AxM4hPlaEI
cxi Have you ever heard of the “Banana Problem” as it relates to IT? :)
cathywilcox1 When in Rome.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/TMMp4hy9Su
RT @pets468: “Adopted pit bull into cat household. He now thinks he’s a cat.”🙄 https://t.co/r9j9t7wtr5
RT @BirminghamAg: @PhillipCoorey I’m looking forward to your next expose “The woman who saved ICACâ€
@michaelneale Or not at all.
RT @jeremy_gans: This is such a weird framing. If ScoMo authorised the release of the texts, then it isn’t a ‘leak’. And if the texts contr…
advadnoun Dark Flows pic.twitter.com/MAVCcM4gaF
Wow I managed to get that last tweet done without using the phrases “shit-faced disgrace†or “self-righteous cuntâ€. I must be getting old.
Tue plan, supplemental: It’s also Australian Horse Enjoyment and Opinion Day. Please entertain yourself in the way you prefer.
As always there are further alleged plans in the Weekly Wrap. https://t.co/tEzTmEgQK8
Tue plan: Slow start with chores and administrivia; podcast pre-production for tomorrow’s recording; 1530 GP via el… https://t.co/jZa8YwndcJ
@AusBerlin84 @FrKarlSinclair But will this masterwork bring them back into fashion?
RT @hughriminton: Important reporting from â¦@camstewarttheozâ© - document shows the US knew France wasn’t informed the sub contract was a go…
@FrKarlSinclair Hmmm. I should probably cut down on the trolling of Fr Karl since I’m going to visit him next week. For the podcast.
Here you go, @FrKarlSinclair. Something for you to ponder this morning. https://t.co/EiJbmNT4a0
@manindotblack @dobes But sadly they found nothing to eat.
It’s a fairly ordinary spring day in the Blue Mountains today, which is adequate for my purposes. pic.twitter.com/jDAtkeWHDR
RT @TheShovel: Scott Robertson SC: “Did you suspect you may have been Gladys Berejiklian?â€
Gladys Berejiklian: “I didn’t know whether I wa…
RT @TheShovel: Gladys Berejiklian cannot recall if she knew she was Gladys Berejiklian at time of taped phone calls
https://t.co/yJ14KHmItD
@JohnBirmingham “Sounds like,†you say?
Lol good luck with that, Your Maj. https://t.co/4B3XuDLPw8
Yes this is definitely how it works. https://t.co/s3aJ4WCCba
@ScottRhodie Well that’s even further!
Tuesday. A combination of logic and biscuits will save the day. Watch an old television program. Apologise. Tuesday.