OK, that’s enough from me for now.
Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program.
GossiTheDog The image also applies to basically any UK police story about drone usage btw.
I’m looking at you, Gatwick airpor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5O

stilgherrian George Orwell would have hated Scott Morrison. #auspol pic.twitter.com/zdmRsyphaB
stilgherrian Well, almost anyone. And listening back, it sounds like I was happy to go on some extended rants. Anyway, have a li..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Az
stilgherrian NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Extra: Keep the Bastards Honest episode 5, ‘The Murder on Thursday Law with Stilgherrian’” (1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3g

“Severe Thunderstorm Warning for DAMAGING WINDS and HEAVY RAINFALL” bom.gov.au/products/IDN21… pic.twitter.com/x2TCiwLxvd
@trib @JohnBirmingham Hey with all the listener trigger words I have less actual stuff to prepare, so I can do that in the morning.
Reminder: I’m recording a podcast with @JohnBirmingham Friday arvo so if you’re a supporter with TRIGGER WORDS or a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ns
@juhasaarinen @bunjaree Earle got around a bit then, eh?
caseyjohnellis “…for when it absolutely, positively needs to be yeeted into space” thedrive.com/the-war-zone/4…
@juhasaarinen @bunjaree It’s a misspelling of the name Bungaree, we think. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bungaree
cameronwilson what are some things you can say about politics that sound savvy but don’t really add much
Back at @bunjaree, where il pleut.
@whiteswine Not if it’s a rubber chicken.
Here you go, @jxeeno @DavidFengTrains @aussiewongm @johnb78. It was not disgusting. It did indeed taste of lemon my..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ts

“Lemon myrtle chicken”. pic.twitter.com/SWkaXuN7NF
@jxeeno I know you are!
@michaelneale They do the check boxes when you order.
@franksting I assume vegetarian, since they described the “Thai green curry” as a vegetable curry.

They’ve just done the call for hot meals so in the interest of Science I’ve reserved the “lemon myrtle chicken”. pic.twitter.com/FeXsSX2WaG
Folks boarding at Bathurst are having trouble even though the car letters are displayed on the car *and* marked on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nn
Here you go, @jxeeno @aussiewongm @DavidFengTrains @johnb78. I was peckish before we got to Bathurst so I decided t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wj
ajdecon A reminder, in case anyone needs it: We are still living through an historic pandemic, and it is exhausting and dan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mD
This is clearly one for @oberonsghost.

Getting angry about this business name. pic.twitter.com/TTmseevT6t

marcuskelson we report, you decide… pic.twitter.com/WutG2rP1jI

Hughiehogan Cracking shot from Sharon Smith near Walgett trying to finish of the wheat before the rain arrives. @ABCRural pic.twitter.com/S6eFhc70R6
@feraldata @jwajcman1 Isn’t Mead a little on the nose these days? (Not my areas, obviously, but I thought I’d seen something.)
DPRK_News Big Bird is reactionary social fascist, not true communist. twitter.com/greg_a_/status…
The_McJones “You know the sugar daddies site, what’s it called again?”
“Do you mean Patreon?”
“Yeah Patreons”
@JustJimWillDo This entire city is just horrible.
@JustJimWillDo This is the Parkview, where I’ve been staying. She runs a good pub. parkvieworange.com.au

LeenaVanD The greatest headline ever is actually 23 years old. pic.twitter.com/5FfBebdSAL
@cameronwilson Yep, the Essential questions on the importance of our international reputation did it for me.
@rob0tika It does look like quite the challenge though.
Me, wrapping up before going or the train: “A shot of Monkey Shoulder thanks, neat.”
Publican (Evil woman): “What,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FO

GrogsGamut Quiet child, the adults are talking. pic.twitter.com/5Ys6UuV8Ys
HartWexford How could we tell if we were face to face with it? twitter.com/10newsfirstper…
swearyanthony Folks who are happy to potentially never see their family again are preferred. twitter.com/westaustralian…
Who is this George Whitlam guy people are talking about today?
@kels_316 @_BertHandsome I know you’re shocked, totally shocked. abc.net.au/news/2021-10-2…
@HartWexford @_BertHandsome @kels_316 No, a Ford Transit is traditional.
@kels_316 @_BertHandsome Yes, but no one has actually gathered the data. Anyway, I don’t disagree with you about the cunt factory.
@_BertHandsome @kels_316 Just quietly, the “most locked-down city in the world” thing isn’t supported by any eviden..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7h
glengyron “Have you, or any members of your family ever eaten rice with chopsticks?”
glengyron They’re going to go absolute McCarthyism before the election. Standing Committee on Chineseness or something. twitter.com/cameronwilson/…

I’d be up for this. pic.twitter.com/CimSQZP407
@misosusanowa [Bows.]
@JustJimWillDo @JohnBirmingham @dobes @NewtonMark @cameronwilson That kid will definitely get off. As in, be acquitted.
Money. twitter.com/SteveOnSpeed/s…
@JohnBirmingham @dobes @NewtonMark @cameronwilson Lulwut? “Judge Schroeder argued that it was the prosecution — not.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0vi
@murrigellas That beetroot crispbread is delightful but why have you ruined it with the Devil’s slimefruit?
@manindotblack True but.

geoffbelknap You’re welcome for my service. #CYBERWARCON pic.twitter.com/nNvMnNH7gc
James_Jeffrey Says the guy who forces people to shake his hand. twitter.com/sunriseon7/sta…
@bastardsheep Correct.
I reckon “good umbrella etiquette” means different things depending on whether you’re a commuter or a Russian intel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aK
@reselsnark @NewtonMark What an excellent image!
@_bron_ @nickzoic @developerjack I am a professional. All my words are choice.
@AustDems Thanks, and cheers. :)
@NewtonMark Well I suppose he could hold it himself…

If Scott Morrison were any more full of shit you’d need to deploy one of these. pic.twitter.com/0lwSYwI0FC
@nickzoic @developerjack Sure. No need for an extended rant.
@developerjack Au contraire, I’d love to sit next to him. I’d have a few words and since there are camera he’d have to keep smiling.
@DavidFeng Plus it’d only be half a shot of each spirit.
@DavidFeng By “intense” you surely mean “horrible”. That would be a very fruity and sweet cocktail, but with a swee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sd
Well, almost anyone. And listening back, it sounds like I was happy to go on some extended rants. Anyway, have a li..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Az
NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Extra: Keep the Bastards Honest episode 5, ‘The Murder on Thursday Law with Stilgherrian’” (1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3g
@shal2500 @quelsemme I love* how products sometimes get named by people who don’t have the historical knowledge to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HI

quelsemme I get that balding isn’t everyone’s bag but… Eugenics? pic.twitter.com/h2UDvBnc9R
@oberonsghost Awww…
@oberonsghost Ah. But we can verb any noun we like, and any verb can be subject to a nouning.
@oberonsghost Isn’t it the tenant who does the leasing, not the owner? The property has been “let” by the owner.
@JustJimWillDo And the rain held off all morning. Interesting, too, to see some younger blokes with their medals from Iraq and Afghanistan.
@SMinney Yes. It’s been my first time into the Central Tablelands past Bathurst, and the first time past Lithgow in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IJ

Remembrance Day ceremony, Orange, NSW. pic.twitter.com/E3eK8JkUkT
@JustJimWillDo Karl says there’s usually about 11 or 12 people there on the regular weekend Mass. Last night there..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c9
@JustJimWillDo Indeed. Though I was speaking to one of the congregation, a bloke who must surely be in his 90s and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yk
@trib @JohnBirmingham @dobes @NewtonMark @cameronwilson I’m all for legal innovation, and this is certainly innovative.
rohan_p now this is innovation twitter.com/lucidillusions…
I forgot to post these photos last night. St Patrick’s Catholic Church in Cargo is quite lovely inside, and the dri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P2
@JohnBirmingham @dobes @NewtonMark @cameronwilson But… if it’s BLOCKCHAIN then surely the video CAN’T be altered?

George Orwell would have hated Scott Morrison. #auspol pic.twitter.com/zdmRsyphaB
@kels_316 @dobes Possibly. :) I’m just letting it go through as a visual reference to “a shit car designed by an idiot”.
LOGARITHMS! Hey @JohnBirmingham I know you’re an Apple fan but I didn’t know my iPad could do this!
Also ping..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KB

@dobes Lots of nice callbacks in this one too. pic.twitter.com/PX0DUfWCFp

@dobes Meanwhile, gotta love a reference to a 1979 disaster film. pic.twitter.com/brhK6M1MfB

cathywilcox1 Whose problem?
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/zxKxrG80fk
Cruel but fair, @dobes. twitter.com/roweafr/status…

LaurenBeldi Get someone who looks at you the way my dad looks at literally every. single. wildflower. pic.twitter.com/izXvrnB9a1
@Sam_Hickey But Thursday is a good place to start. :)
@RickHargreaves You’d be looking at @CARROT_app Weather there.
Thu plan: Data wrangling and administrivia; 1100 Remembrance Day ceremony, and it’s right next door; edit and post..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P2
LingSocAm ‘Word of the Year’ competitions have begun! While Oxford’s choice, “Vax”, may be popular, come see how linguists ge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GB
mbeisen C. elegans. They wiggle forward. They wiggle backwards. And occasionally they fuck themselves. That’s it. twitter.com/JusttheZooofUs…

It’s another soggy day out on the Central Tablelands of NSW. pic.twitter.com/PtAtlA2ivq
Thursday. Just look at the state of things, and weep. And that’s just you. Thursday.