Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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December 12th, 2021

Before I finally go to bed I’ll justice draw your attention to this thread. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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HartWexford “Our plan for this show to be less successful than planned is going according to plan” twitter.com/pandasandvidya…

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Anyway “columnist” is just an old-fashioned word for “blogger”.

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My apologies for such a Sydney thread.

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daveguitarjones I can’t believe in this day and age people are still wearing fir. pic.twitter.com/tpquMi1NTr

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Anyway she’s gone now and it’s no great loss.

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Also oh yeah “I forgot to mention that I’m a candidate in the election where I’m criticising the other candidates i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0z

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But yeah, someone doing the same job for more than 30 years. What a stagnant rut. twitter.com/dannolan/statu…

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Autocarrot is helping my typing, sorry.

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What if newspapers sacked everyone single one of their columnists every five years and got fresh ones?

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Mind you, an editor still chose to publish Farrelly’s bullshit.

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Remember, “I can’t think of” is not an argument based on logic but a revelation of poor memory or imagination. Pret..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fF

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Histreepix A female B-17 bomber drops its eggs to await fertilisation by a male. Netherlands, 1947. pic.twitter.com/splGLiwtHV

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fesshole My boyfriend’s big toe is thicker than his willy, when he put it inside me I came almost instantly. I didn’t tell him out of embarrassment

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fesshole I’m sure it was annoying that ebay didn’t side with you in the dispute over the £5 purchase in 2014, but if I have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RP

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stepheniscowboy An 11th century institution fighting tooth and nail to make sure Britain never leaves the 19th century pic.twitter.com/mhpb3xUGZL

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mattgreencomedy “The vast majority of people who quote me on the internet are arseholes.” - Orwell pic.twitter.com/b1gT24jEQQ

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RachaelHasIdeas ✍️ Blue tongue lizards are like the French ✍️ pic.twitter.com/huxAYOtUKk

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phlaimeaux always sad when a car crashes in Formula 1 and they put the screens around it and shoot it

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cfcnathan26 Are you blind? twitter.com/cheltenhamrace…

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Now Playing: “SHOW-GO - A LOVESONG FOR KYOTO (Official Music Video)” youtube.com/watch?v=dN_0sa…

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qianjinghua not sure what’s more baffling & infuriating: romance authors who look down on fanfic or journalists who don’t vote?

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Monocotyledon I’m not much into wearing t-shirts, but I’ve made an exception for this, made by @bigyahu.

Get yours here. Proport..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…do

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The new @JonathanPieNews is titled “Christmas Cheer” and it’s very much not (3m47s) youtube.com/watch?v=qJKUND…

Love y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…37

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NewtonMark Good, fuck off, good bye, house is haunt. twitter.com/smh/status/146…

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ByrnePip Why I love Twitter… twitter.com/MickKime/statu…

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JolyonMaugham “He would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids” is an odd line for a newspaper to take..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bh

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13 sleeps until Christmas.

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CUCUMBER_WARMER Only a fortnight left that you’re allowed to call ejaculate ‘pregnog’
Use your time wisely

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HotDocOnline We’re aware of ATAGI’s announcement yesterday regarding boosters to be fast tracked from 6 months post your second..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y9

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COMING SOONISH: I have decided to do a video livestream “The 8pm Quiz of the Year” on Thu 30 Dec at 8pm AEDT. It’ll..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ut

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 602: Slime mould, summer, and cybers” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/60… Covers 6–12 December 2021twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZyGj

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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jmwind Technical debt. Everything looks fine above water… but why are we so slow?!pic.twitter.com/VO7f3dEmuYuY

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@kypros1992 @jxeeno Interesting thought. Are the latter still available off the shelf?

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@epistemophagy @tacticalmaid Thanks for that. I was certainly thinking it looked wrong but didn’t want to jump to dumb conclusions.

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@purserj @expectproblems No not tiny but certainly not huge. Distinctly average vampires.

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Now shut the fuck up and get yourself a booster as soon as it’s recommended. Stop being such whiney old cunts. Some..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4w

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Reminder: “Great deal of uncertainty” in an early paper is Science Talk for “Hey we noticed this and maybe it’s a t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…II

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@expectproblems There’s some early data from the UK which suggests that people who got AstraZeneca initially may no..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mA

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It’s not helped by news mastheads reporting OMFG WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE based on preliminary studies, but you’d thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8B

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Oh dear. It looks like we’re about to have another wave of boomers whining about brands of vaccine based on not rea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rz

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@seasallen Thanks, you too. And yes I think it’s going to burn off fairly soon.

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FPWellman They. Spread. Out. 15 one dollar bills. twitter.com/neverpilled/st…

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RAF_Luton Fact of the Day: The B2 Stealth Fighter holds the world record for the fastest wheelie with a speed of 8008.5mph, r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sF

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k00bideh I am Craig Wright. I will prove it by not having Satoshi’s private keys.

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“George Christensen is the blueprint for a new generation of Australian politicians” by @cameronwilson crikey.com.au/2021/12/09/geo…

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@JustJimWillDo I do so love these genre crossover stories.

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And here’s a direct link to the video of Maria Ressa delivering her speech during the award ceremony. youtu.be/_8Bi2Lj_9-o?t=…

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Here you go, the full text of Maria Ressa’s Nobel Lecture on then occasion of her winning The Nobel Peace Prize 202..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yR

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MadonnaNationX Home Alone In The City 🤷🏼‍♀️
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“Archibald Prize finalists turned alleged drug dealers arrested over meth haul, sawn-off shotgun” theage.com.au/national/archi…

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MichaelBerube1 Most epic self-owns in the history of this medium

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jkass99 This is still my favorite made up metric for masculinity I’ve ever seen on this dumb website pic.twitter.com/xxN9kbgPzY

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FiloSottile This is the maintainer who fixed the vulnerability that’s causing millions(++?) of dollars of damage.

“I work on L..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qt

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kels_316 The US uses prison labour to make military hardware then the government buys the hardware off the private company t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wk

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jrhennessy spent ages trying to find the video but here we are. World historic piece of content pic.twitter.com/U8SrgCjqzh

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@NickyWill100 @alisoncroggon It’s a good thing the government has introduced laws to prevent people like you, Nicky. :)

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Reminder: Do not watch The Bad (Sunday) Program, this time because it’s not on and won’t be back until 30 Jan. I do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PC

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alisoncroggon “What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?” pic.twitter.com/LKYQ8fE33P

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stilgherrian Indeed, just this one sample sentence will convey the flavour. twitter.com/andy_park/stat…

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stilgherrian This story explains very well the sheer cuntliness going on in the NSW Liberal Party. twitter.com/SatPaper/statu…

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@seasallen Oh it’s grey in Haymarket too, or rather bright but cloudy, but that’s fine by me.

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RossFloate “Excuse me, did you just take a photo of my car?”

“Yep”

“Why?”

“Because you park like an arsehole.” pic.twitter.com/mnkW8IhPDU

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I am still looking at all the replies to this tweet and they’re continuing to be very depressing indeed. Lame drug..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uV

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ICYMI, I was on a podcast on Friday. This is my cross-post of it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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ICYMI, me at @zdnetaustralia Monday: “No surprise: NSW iVote fails during local council elections” zdnet.com/article/no-sur…

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Sun plan: Lazy morning; 1200 (Pre-)Christmas Lunch with friends, Chatswood; shopping, Thaitown; 1700(?) train to We..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nq

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@NickyWill100 Fair point, though today the forecast says “slight chance” only.

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Sydney is taking a break from the Great Sog today. It looks quite nice, in fact, if perhaps a bit windy. pic.twitter.com/CO6wftPyme

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Sunday. Think back to five years ago. Write down three significant things that you experienced. Assign them appropr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nu

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