Gorn.
Annoyed with myself. I want to not get caught up in party political trivia and yet these preselection squabbles are so funny.
@steven_noble Nah, I’m not cute.
KidsWriteJokes why did the crab go to prison
crimes
RT @NewtonMark: My god twitter will be feral tomorrow. 🤩
This is all hilarious.
“Liberal preselection turmoil grows as NSW executive refuses to pass Morrison plan to bypas… https://t.co/9ZbTBiExXX
RT @TheShovel: A tip for protesters at Parliament House. Just tell Scott Morrison you’re called ‘COVID-19’ and he won’t do anything to stop…
TTAships Fenrir does not exist #TerranTradeAuthority #LookingGlassAI pic.twitter.com/bKyt5hDLXA
I suppose capybaras are cute n’all but I still wouldn’t fuck one.
@NatSecPodBloke @joelycett He’s a smart and funny man, and I am still astounded that anyone could have thought his parody report was real.
@joelycett Very much enjoying @joelycett’s full statement. https://t.co/Idft09MLMG
RT @Histreepix: Two undercover reporters reveal one of countless ‘harvester infants’ whose pancreatic juices were used to make the strange…
@blahjedi Oh bugger. The calendar was being glitchy about moving forward and backward across the months. I shall de… https://t.co/SMQVvxFZKq
RT @MalwareJake: Bullets: the new cyber weapons…
RT @IanDunt: What, more? We’ve already had severe labour shortages, a tsunami of bureaucracy and national division. Surely that’s enough jo…
For those who remember… https://t.co/nNFg7d2gmy
RT @fesshole: I made my gf a cheesecake that she loved. It wasn’t til the next day I found out I’d made the base from her dog’s biscuits. D…
RT @stilgherrian: I won’t tweet what the original suggestion was, just this fine example of consensus-building on Twitter. https://t.co/vHJ…
@SteveMolk @GordyPls @expectproblems La Niña has become a disappointment.
@expectproblems It was somewhat disappointing up here, to be fair.
@izevaka @NewtonMark My understanding is that “Special Mission Wiring (data & power)†is a bit of an understatement.
@trentyarwood They started it and intended that thread to have exactly this effect.
Blink. https://t.co/fGv6v1nse9
@tacticalmaid Your cyborgness only goes so far you know. :P
@izevaka @NewtonMark THEY HAVE A COMPUTER INTERFACE. https://t.co/zeQGyiJMx3
@izevaka @NewtonMark Here they are. https://t.co/4YkZHQb8ZY
@izevaka @NewtonMark Nope. They’re commercially-registered aircraft leased and operated by the military for navigat… https://t.co/VZW7JLC8vH
RT @jpwarren: @NickEvershed Finally, the only good pie chart: The Pie Alignment Chart https://t.co/PQ0mXUuNpy
Detailed Severe Thunderstorm Warning for DAMAGING WINDS, LARGE HAILSTONES and HEAVY RAINFALL… but not close enoug… https://t.co/7Tv2nvT3bT
@EnsignR @oberonsghost @JohnBirmingham I think “needs†is a bit strong.
This is probably a sufficient number of yam photos. pic.twitter.com/PifvEQ5cd5
@oberonsghost @JohnBirmingham No, just browsing.
Remembering the election night dinner party where I made Crusader rAbbott Casserole with Carrots Julia(enne) and a… https://t.co/kjN8BUtd2a
@oberonsghost @JohnBirmingham Apparently if you do them this way they’re called Spanish Men. https://t.co/dAAT8XrqGl https://t.co/6QogT4q0tD
@ApeGotFire @JohnBirmingham Oh la di dah!
@JohnBirmingham That’s why you have two bowls. Otherwise you can make a hedgehogpic.twitter.com/9qOaD6k4IgIg
@JohnBirmingham The correct contents would be cubes of cheddar cheese, slices of kabanos, and cocktail picked onions (white).
I think it is important for everyone to know that Don Greenless, formerly of the Australian — whoever the fuck he i… https://t.co/OgMI6RiXcW
RT @MartinkusJohn: I unreservedly apoligize to Don Greenless formerly of the Australian. He has threatened legal action against me for call…
RT @HartWexford: In the desert you can find fresh water by cutting your own head off https://t.co/r1ixO8Sxov
It will be spent on Freedom. Why is this so hard? https://t.co/EE4Jweivrf
There’s some fabulous work in this thread. https://t.co/fTu9XVyD2C
Hurrah! https://t.co/30FFQAcArM
RT @duckbytheoboe: This is the GM Firebird III concept car. It is absolutely ludicrous and I want one. https://t.co/32AX4QiyhX
@DavidFeng Oh a nice piece of kit! Sounds like these will be put to use on the Inland Rail, since they already oper… https://t.co/Y8RBjIAM9E
@SuperCroup Now *that’s* quality thinking!
@whiteswine @morebento In general, writers are already damaged.
@SuperCroup We can ALL write SQL. The tricky bit is getting it to work the way you want.
@EnsignR And to you. :)
Exactly. https://t.co/xEumxCBlAi
Forgot to include the credit line for that image: Prof. Xingwu Xu å¾å…´æ— 教授, Roaring at the Moon åŸé£Žå•¸æœˆ, Digital image (2… https://t.co/JmIeKcP0Wg
@FishGuyKai That just means you’ll need to concentrate on the evil fishes.
@noreasonspec @dobes @GordyPls Isn’t it wonderful. I *think* I retweeted it the other day but it’s well worth a repeat.
DanMentos this is getting out of hand pic.twitter.com/DuZ3TWGQYd
@whiteswine @morebento She is. She has a lot to answer for. Also, a book I haven’t read in a loooooong time.
I retract my scepticism about the possibility of rain. pic.twitter.com/4VjeYY2auj
The New Year greeting from the Museum of Chinese in Australia just received is lovely. I can’t wait until they’re r… https://t.co/S0lPZUgDCD
Airminded “An aerial view of future London after the war with the machines by John Atkinson Grimshaw” pic.twitter.com/zhcfYp74mB
@jpwarren @NickEvershed You did.
@jpwarren @NickEvershed Starting here will explain why. https://t.co/gQoXRYQz4j
I was about to draw @jpwarren’s attention to @NickEvershed’s tweet but I see we’re already there… https://t.co/dlQp9YIiGK
@19bk69 True.
@morebento Never trust the Moon.
That sulk-nap did not really help.
@TThetabbycat @kayleighwrites I should give them a call and see just how nice they are.
Here we go, @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark… https://t.co/KdPpKjEHnI
Mon plan, updated: My brain is still not working and I can’t focus. Which is why it’s adequate for posting on this… https://t.co/er7XEZ0E7I
@damana Indeed we are.
@damana I’ve been trying my hardest. https://t.co/DTFbC9Jdu3
@JoeUchill Yes, you’re very awesome, Joe. :)
A new podcast especially for @dobes: “A Succulent Chinese Meal†https://t.co/RNNg1no7L0
RT @daveshumka: This is how I find out I’m poor. https://t.co/7lIUXifE3e
I won’t tweet what the original suggestion was, just this fine example of consensus-building on Twitterpic.twitter.com/vHJtE4FzCECE
RT @WestsTigers: Wests Tigers Media positions available 🚨
Digital Content Producer (full-time) 💉 https://t.co/dsFVrE6p1l
Graphic Design I…
RT @petercoffee: Do all programming languages eventually converge on syntactic sugars for dialects of Lisp? https://t.co/2BCiah2RuI
RT @duckbytheoboe: BREAKING: It Only January
There’s quite a lot of stupidity on the line today.
RT @SuperCroup: Sydney’s light rail is great, and most people with negative feelings towards the L2 and L3 lines are basing them entirely o…
[Taps the sign.] https://t.co/QVMwHWkuau
@Picketer @GreenJ That would be this one. https://t.co/ko8Apg2Nl6
I know it’s very On right now, but I draw your attention to this note on the timing from last night. https://t.co/7YTSZL0yLJ
@GreenJ It also gives one a powerful headache, in my experience. But that’s possibly because we spent an evening in… https://t.co/owP5LuNP8Q
IMPORTANT: This Saturday 5 February is National Absinthe Day. https://t.co/NjwYgnHkwV
Starting tomorrow, it’s apparently Solo Diners Eat Out Week. https://t.co/DLjuuqdOBn For some of us that’s every week.
Although to be fair this is a much better plan. https://t.co/0XK0hzjCX3
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, of course, and this week there’s a LOT of links to recommend… https://t.co/3JgBaMYt9G
Mon plan: Slow start, unscheduled but apparently necessary and I am getting sick of it how can it even be 11am alre… https://t.co/PHeG5qOSpQ
Timeless, and in all circumstances. https://t.co/09WMU212X5
Snerk. https://t.co/qaWbd4687l
BenKlingberg I know I made this, I can’t remember how many years ago it was, but it was labelled “chookmahal.jpg”. pic.twitter.com/lBhHnfxO5V
It’s just another summer day in the Blue Mountains today, and while the forecast suggests some rain later I am some… https://t.co/mZKZSNzl1C
@cameronwilson “The convoy, which some have dubbed ‘Dumbernats’…â€
RT @cameronwilson: here’s my pitch for the name https://t.co/6bPu44CmyX
RT @cameronwilson: I’m OOO but fyi there’s a convoy of cars filled with conspiracy types going to Canberra (lifting from a Canadian anti-va…
Correspondence about OMFG TYPICAL MURDOCH conspiracy theories will not be entered into.
… and @Aaronsmith333 did a better version of the correction. https://t.co/VjvqyFfUko
Anyway I got the original screenshot from @Paul_Karp aka William Shakespeare… https://t.co/nHi3NqsPZ9
I am endlessly fascinated by the tight-sphinctered mentality that finds itself unable to say a simple “Oops, here’s… https://t.co/ILpHz5OYNf
@philjones_77 That probably was the error, I imagine, but I didn’t see a correction so we’re just guessing.
Of course arranging it pendulum style would make the comparison easier. pic.twitter.com/46Fhz74loz
In the Australian’s defence, they do seem to have deleted the original tweet with this chart, and maybe it was a si… https://t.co/gNvTYZKpwT
@SuperCroup @glengyron I haven’t had it in decades and now I want some.
@SuperCroup @glengyron Not that. But maybe this. https://t.co/9kxbQOwg4o
The situation is the same. The doctor asks the patient about their symptoms and their own direct experience. The IT… https://t.co/W8pgbyzkma
@glengyron Personally I prefer to not spread my lunch.
@glengyron And the City of Sydney had events starting on Saturday too, for the usual two-week tourist-oriented seas… https://t.co/htUmNsmayd
I know the New Moon isn’t until tomorrow, at 1646 AEDT to be precise. but I thought the Lunar New Year profile pict… https://t.co/pxnfKQlIKm
Monday. Truth does not depend on how loudly or how often you shout it. But never allow your hashtags to become stale. Monday.
RT @cstross: I found the InstructGPT 175B answer to the second question very disturbing: basically, we have deep learning AI that is non-se…
RT @Sysngn: Drama queen wombat https://t.co/6J7yNjRtdW
Indeed. https://t.co/OItdWEau95
I just received a message which read: Newspoll ALP 56 LNP 44 lol. Scomo 43 Albo 41 preferred PM.
To which I replie… https://t.co/c3tw7KNgsv
These are getting quite astounding. https://t.co/AVOfUNWkGR
@rusdaniels Oops so you did lol.
@manindotblack @whiteswine I am an idiot.
RT @SuperCroup: Middle-class socialists are the most annoying socialists because their answer to everything is “billionaires should pay mor…
@rusdaniels I’m guessing you mean Gathgwyn, the annoying cat? :) No, he is not the pet.
@manindotblack @whiteswine Lol. That was a way of emphasising a word if you didn’t have bold type. It’s kinda out o… https://t.co/oHufs5YyIP
@whiteswine Saved for reading later! :)
@twcau I’ve always liked O’Brien’s world-weary style, which is on full display in this video.
@whiteswine Here you go. :)
“Hemp For Victory†(1942) (14m11s) https://t.co/HQoqB56lNP
@rusdaniels I have worded that tweet very carefully. :)
@rusdaniels It feels like you’re making solid progress. I think I’ve given you enough clues that you’ll be able to… https://t.co/k8LCNqPmtQ
Saving this for later, because there’s a chance it might disappearpic.twitter.com/JxKsHYJWanan
This is a wonderful encounter. “‘Anti-woke’ caller tries to explain what the phrase means… It did not go well | L… https://t.co/7KbWnRQPJi
“Toxic Relationships in Old Movies†by Joel Haver (3m23s) https://t.co/1Ejceom2fv
@dobes @oberonsghost In hindsight my response to this tweet should’ve been “Same”. https://t.co/Iog3IX6zjD
RT @BuchananLiz: They’re sending @JamesBlunt aren’t they? https://t.co/Aw70p0Ad1L
@dobes @oberonsghost Oh that I know. Not from here, though. I haven’t heard any koalas on this side of the highway.
NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 609: A summer week, with few new things, but a lot of interesting recommendationsâ€â€¦ https://t.co/tKqcNVK25T
@JonoInAotearoa @glengyron @DavidFeng @speechleyish Personally I am immune to the supposed addictive quality of word games.
I’ll regret saying this, but this is very @DavidFeng territory. https://t.co/CXkBH6pMGj
@jjjove @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard @NewtonMark @jpwarren As I noted earlier… https://t.co/xooxvYGElN
@oberonsghost @dobes I have never fondled a koala. They seem like surly creatures.
@oberonsghost @dobes Also, poor koala. :(
@oberonsghost It’s certainly welcome to 2022, eh? Pin@dobeses.
@HartWexford It IS.
@munin @dobes @je_au @NewtonMark @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard @jpwarren Nah kids are MUCH better at this stuff. https://t.co/1GDYFIlbDe
@dobes @je_au @NewtonMark @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard @jpwarren This… This is insane.
RT @jonkudelka: Poor people will have all their teeth! They might bite me! But the won’t have to because they will be able to afford food!…
RT @jonkudelka: Our vibrant street culture of people sleeping in doorways will be stymied by them having actual houses to sleep in. No. I c…
RT @jonkudelka: Oh no. Some people may need to rethink their fifth investment property. Somebody call the police.
RT @jonkudelka: Yes this sounds awful. No. Stop. https://t.co/UOCK0Sp0Hn
There’s a difference between being an activist and being a monomaniacal zealot who can’t accept any criticism. “Bei… https://t.co/solf3XzYeU
RT @Rubenerd: Sounds great! Let’s make it happen.
@HartWexford That’s a sound that cows make.
RT @ThatEricAlper: The wheels on the bus go ro…..oh…nevermind https://t.co/npV2pX9eRn
There’s a few people I’ve met who need to read and understand this but most of them have blocked me lol. https://t.co/R7qxQ3LNlo
“Apparently there’s an MP around here.†Quality research. https://t.co/8sCtIxWvsa
@NewtonMark @kcarruthers Nah I’m good thanks.
RT @abcnews: James Blunt jokes he will release new music if Spotify does not remove Joe Rogan podcast https://t.co/9hWS7yLyin
@kcarruthers Sorry to refresh your memory.
Here you go, @NewtonMark @jpwarren @dobes. https://t.co/n9jjwj2Eyr
RT @HappySinger: “Closed” https://t.co/RPLjU6QAnS
@kcarruthers Or have you forgotten about the candles? https://t.co/S1qF82sc70
@rusdaniels Here’s the data. https://t.co/RPNPrGC3Tv Look for patterns. Look at times. Consider geography. Look for strange news items.
@kcarruthers So, you mean vaginas in general? With minor random variations to make each NFT-smell unique?
Does Gwyneth Paltrow’s NFT smell like her vagina, or just like shit like the rest of them?
@je_au @NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard @jpwarren From moments ago… https://t.co/T7TeAC1abF
RT @yurirando: in case you didn’t see folding ideas’s youtube video / don’t have two hours of youtube in you, one of his contentions is tha…
SURPRISE! https://t.co/OsQ900BnNJ
JuddLegum UPDATE: Maus is now the #2 AND #3 bestselling book on Amazon pic.twitter.com/VCxiTjTGP3
Brick_Suit Pro-tip. Don’t wear a hoodie over your “Canada First” hat. pic.twitter.com/cH2SWLkQz6
@expectproblems @NewtonMark Boeing-Stearman Model 75 https://t.co/RCA1oqCf2s
@expectproblems @NewtonMark I hit Google with “us navy biplane adelaide†and Bang! First hit.
@expectproblems @NewtonMark Found it! https://t.co/jVhsQ5tn1s
@NewtonMark That looks like a nice beastie to fly. Fun?
@ScottFitzG Apart from understanding science and being well-dressed, yes.
@johnb78 @NickyWill100 Mind you there are entire news outlets running that algorithm.
Sun plan, updated: I’m dumping the walk to the village. The errands involved the butcher and the bottle shop. But t… https://t.co/UYSaa8sbw3
@NickyWill100 Which kind now? I am clearly missing something here.
@ScottFitzG Wikipedia is hedging its bets: “Joseph James Rogan is an American podcaster, Ultimate Fighting Champion… https://t.co/ayJoVpyh2x
@Margarita890 @SallySeafarer @HamishMack Probably whole slabs if it, yes. But I’m not THAT desperate. ;)
@SallySeafarer @Margarita890 @HamishMack “All in the Family†wasn’t all that big in Australia, from memory, and the… https://t.co/XjeDgp85wF
RT @AmyRemeikis: Anyone know what ‘male inspired’ smells like? https://t.co/FPfzEYDZaE
@stevo_twistie @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard @NewtonMark @jpwarren They’re lovely, so… sure?
@SallySeafarer @Margarita890 @HamishMack Hahahaha no. :) https://t.co/qz99eqCFUa
RT @cameronwilson: I’m glad that people are accusing the 14 year old of being a Liberal plant because it takes the heat off me, a writer fo…
@SallySeafarer @Margarita890 @HamishMack Hulu doesn’t operate here.
@SallySeafarer @Margarita890 @HamishMack Not in the Australian catalog for Prime, unfortunately. I just checked.
(… https://t.co/Uuk9RTJleE
@GrogsGamut @ScottRhodie That’s a beautiful echo of my favourite Bitcoin quote. https://t.co/miwwJdNPom https://t.co/KymjYllAsb
I’m sure this will end well, @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard @NewtonMark @jpwarren. https://t.co/ck8FYAjZF5
It being a Sunday, I have of course updated the Flickr album that documents this slow but fascinating journey. https://t.co/XnuH92yNW7
Waratah sequence 2021, day 152. Seed pods, fatter and browner. That’s all that’s happening now. In the coming week… https://t.co/O0RbWb64VE
@Margarita890 @HamishMack I’m impressed that they got a whole two-minute bit out of it. That’s wonderful.
@BiteTheDust @joelycett I think that speaks to the quality of analysis generally at Westminster. :)
@Patrickothewerf @joelycett Oh well played.
RT @Margarita890: How people do sock shoe sock shoe and not sock sock shoe shoe #ThingsThatPuzzleMe
@Patrickothewerf @joelycett Is it wrong that I now want to know the rules?
quirksilver diversity win pic.twitter.com/X9h9UYuaNA
RT @MarkDiStef: 1. Never tweet https://t.co/XO3tioFhlF
@ScottRhodie @GrogsGamut And I think this one needs a wider audience. https://t.co/aaAMzeV0Gb
@ScottRhodie @GrogsGamut Did you see this one? https://t.co/uSLbzeUqUf
@ScottRhodie @GrogsGamut That is indeed very good, and it is also for @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee and @davidgerard.
@joelycett And here’s the Graun’s follow-up article. “Joe Lycett says Sue Gray report stunt motivated by anger over… https://t.co/aNGBp3abN3
