Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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January 2022

Annoyed with myself. I want to not get caught up in party political trivia and yet these preselection squabbles are so funny.

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KidsWriteJokes why did the crab go to prison

crimes

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NewtonMark My god twitter will be feral tomorrow. 🤩 twitter.com/Leo_Puglisi6/s…

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This is all hilarious.

“Liberal preselection turmoil grows as NSW executive refuses to pass Morrison plan to bypas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XX

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TheShovel A tip for protesters at Parliament House. Just tell Scott Morrison you’re called ‘COVID-19’ and he won’t do anything to stop you.

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jeamland Christian Porter will win.

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I suppose capybaras are cute n’all but I still wouldn’t fuck one.

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@NatSecPodBloke @joelycett He’s a smart and funny man, and I am still astounded that anyone could have thought his parody report was real.

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Histreepix Two undercover reporters reveal one of countless ‘harvester infants’ whose pancreatic juices were used to make the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ni

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@blahjedi Oh bugger. The calendar was being glitchy about moving forward and backward across the months. I shall de..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kq

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MalwareJake Bullets: the new cyber weapons… twitter.com/Cheesegod69/st…

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IanDunt What, more? We’ve already had severe labour shortages, a tsunami of bureaucracy and national division. Surely that’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wk

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fesshole I made my gf a cheesecake that she loved. It wasn’t til the next day I found out I’d made the base from her dog’s b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HN

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stilgherrian I won’t tweet what the original suggestion was, just this fine example of consensus-building on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/vHJtE4FzCE

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@expectproblems It was somewhat disappointing up here, to be fair.

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@izevaka @NewtonMark My understanding is that “Special Mission Wiring (data & power)” is a bit of an understatement.

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@trentyarwood They started it and intended that thread to have exactly this effect.

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@tacticalmaid Your cyborgness only goes so far you know. :P

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@izevaka @NewtonMark Nope. They’re commercially-registered aircraft leased and operated by the military for navigat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vH

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jpwarren @NickEvershed Finally, the only good pie chart: The Pie Alignment Chart pic.twitter.com/PQ0mXUuNpy

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Detailed Severe Thunderstorm Warning for DAMAGING WINDS, LARGE HAILSTONES and HEAVY RAINFALL… but not close enoug..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bT

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This is probably a sufficient number of yam photos. pic.twitter.com/PifvEQ5cd5

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Remembering the election night dinner party where I made Crusader rAbbott Casserole with Carrots Julia(enne) and a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2a

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@JohnBirmingham That’s why you have two bowls. Otherwise you can make a hedgehog. pic.twitter.com/9qOaD6k4Ig

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@JohnBirmingham The correct contents would be cubes of cheddar cheese, slices of kabanos, and cocktail picked onions (white).

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I think it is important for everyone to know that Don Greenless, formerly of the Australian — whoever the fuck he i.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XcW

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MartinkusJohn I unreservedly apoligize to Don Greenless formerly of the Australian. He has threatened legal action against me for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3k

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HartWexford In the desert you can find fresh water by cutting your own head off twitter.com/manofmanytaste…

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It will be spent on Freedom. Why is this so hard? twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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There’s some fabulous work in this thread. twitter.com/DanielSolis/st…

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duckbytheoboe This is the GM Firebird III concept car. It is absolutely ludicrous and I want one. pic.twitter.com/32AX4QiyhX

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@DavidFeng Oh a nice piece of kit! Sounds like these will be put to use on the Inland Rail, since they already oper..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9E

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@SuperCroup Now *that’s* quality thinking!

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@whiteswine @morebento In general, writers are already damaged.

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@SuperCroup We can ALL write SQL. The tricky bit is getting it to work the way you want.

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Forgot to include the credit line for that image: Prof. Xingwu Xu 徐兴无教授, Roaring at the Moon 吟风啸月, Digital image (2..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wg

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@FishGuyKai That just means you’ll need to concentrate on the evil fishes.

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@noreasonspec @dobes @GordyPls Isn’t it wonderful. I *think* I retweeted it the other day but it’s well worth a repeat.

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DanMentos this is getting out of hand pic.twitter.com/DuZ3TWGQYd

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@whiteswine @morebento She is. She has a lot to answer for. Also, a book I haven’t read in a loooooong time.

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I retract my scepticism about the possibility of rain. pic.twitter.com/4VjeYY2auj

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The New Year greeting from the Museum of Chinese in Australia just received is lovely. I can’t wait until they’re r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CD

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Airminded “An aerial view of future London after the war with the machines by John Atkinson Grimshaw” pic.twitter.com/zhcfYp74mB

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I was about to draw @jpwarren’s attention to @NickEvershed’s tweet but I see we’re already there… pic.twitter.com/dlQp9YIiGK

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That sulk-nap did not really help.

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@TThetabbycat @kayleighwrites I should give them a call and see just how nice they are.

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Mon plan, updated: My brain is still not working and I can’t focus. Which is why it’s adequate for posting on this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7I

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@JoeUchill Yes, you’re very awesome, Joe. :)

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A new podcast especially for @dobes: “A Succulent Chinese Meal” abc.net.au/radionational/…

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daveshumka This is how I find out I’m poor. pic.twitter.com/7lIUXifE3e

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I won’t tweet what the original suggestion was, just this fine example of consensus-building on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/vHJtE4FzCE

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WestsTigers Wests Tigers Media positions available 🚨

Digital Content Producer (full-time) 👉 bit.ly/3KSNiPg

Graphic D..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GP

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petercoffee Do all programming languages eventually converge on syntactic sugars for dialects of Lisp? twitter.com/svpino/status/…

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duckbytheoboe BREAKING: It Only January

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There’s quite a lot of stupidity on the line today.

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SuperCroup Sydney’s light rail is great, and most people with negative feelings towards the L2 and L3 lines are basing them en..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VE

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I know it’s very On right now, but I draw your attention to this note on the timing from last night. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@GreenJ It also gives one a powerful headache, in my experience. But that’s possibly because we spent an evening in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8Q

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IMPORTANT: This Saturday 5 February is National Absinthe Day. daysoftheyear.com/days/absinthe-…

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Starting tomorrow, it’s apparently Solo Diners Eat Out Week. daysoftheyear.com/days/solo-dine… For some of us that’s every week.

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, of course, and this week there’s a LOT of links to recommend..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9G

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Mon plan: Slow start, unscheduled but apparently necessary and I am getting sick of it how can it even be 11am alre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pQ

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Timeless, and in all circumstances. twitter.com/Paul_Karp/stat…

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BenKlingberg I know I made this, I can’t remember how many years ago it was, but it was labelled “chookmahal.jpg”. pic.twitter.com/lBhHnfxO5V

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It’s just another summer day in the Blue Mountains today, and while the forecast suggests some rain later I am some..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1C

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@cameronwilson “The convoy, which some have dubbed ‘Dumbernats’…”

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cameronwilson here’s my pitch for the name twitter.com/cameronwilson/…

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cameronwilson I’m OOO but fyi there’s a convoy of cars filled with conspiracy types going to Canberra (lifting from a Canadian an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZQ

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Correspondence about OMFG TYPICAL MURDOCH conspiracy theories will not be entered into.

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Anyway I got the original screenshot from @Paul_Karp aka William Shakespeare… twitter.com/Paul_Karp/stat…

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I am endlessly fascinated by the tight-sphinctered mentality that finds itself unable to say a simple “Oops, here’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nf

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@philjones_77 That probably was the error, I imagine, but I didn’t see a correction so we’re just guessing.

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Of course arranging it pendulum style would make the comparison easier. pic.twitter.com/46Fhz74loz

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In the Australian’s defence, they do seem to have deleted the original tweet with this chart, and maybe it was a si..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wT

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@SuperCroup @glengyron I haven’t had it in decades and now I want some.

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The situation is the same. The doctor asks the patient about their symptoms and their own direct experience. The IT..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ma

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@glengyron Personally I prefer to not spread my lunch.

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@glengyron And the City of Sydney had events starting on Saturday too, for the usual two-week tourist-oriented seas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yd

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I know the New Moon isn’t until tomorrow, at 1646 AEDT to be precise. but I thought the Lunar New Year profile pict..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Km

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Monday. Truth does not depend on how loudly or how often you shout it. But never allow your hashtags to become stale. Monday.

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cstross I found the InstructGPT 175B answer to the second question very disturbing: basically, we have deep learning AI tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X3

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Sysngn Drama queen wombat pic.twitter.com/6J7yNjRtdW

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I just received a message which read: Newspoll ALP 56 LNP 44 lol. Scomo 43 Albo 41 preferred PM.

To which I replie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sv

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These are getting quite astounding. twitter.com/TTAships/statu…

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SuperCroup Middle-class socialists are the most annoying socialists because their answer to everything is “billionaires should..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tv

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@rusdaniels I’m guessing you mean Gathgwyn, the annoying cat? :) No, he is not the pet.

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@manindotblack @whiteswine Lol. That was a way of emphasising a word if you didn’t have bold type. It’s kinda out o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IP

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@twcau I’ve always liked O’Brien’s world-weary style, which is on full display in this video.

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@whiteswine Here you go. :)

“Hemp For Victory” (1942) (14m11s) youtube.com/watch?v=d3roly…

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@rusdaniels I have worded that tweet very carefully. :)

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@rusdaniels It feels like you’re making solid progress. I think I’ve given you enough clues that you’ll be able to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tQ

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Saving this for later, because there’s a chance it might disappear. pic.twitter.com/JxKsHYJWan

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This is a wonderful encounter. “‘Anti-woke’ caller tries to explain what the phrase means… It did not go well | L..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ji

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“Toxic Relationships in Old Movies” by Joel Haver (3m23s) youtube.com/watch?v=aON2OQ…

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@dobes @oberonsghost In hindsight my response to this tweet should’ve been “Same”. twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

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BuchananLiz They’re sending @JamesBlunt aren’t they? twitter.com/afp/status/148…

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@dobes @oberonsghost Oh that I know. Not from here, though. I haven’t heard any koalas on this side of the highway.

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 609: A summer week, with few new things, but a lot of interesting recommendations”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5T

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@JonoInAotearoa @glengyron @DavidFeng @speechleyish Personally I am immune to the supposed addictive quality of word games.

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I’ll regret saying this, but this is very @DavidFeng territory. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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@oberonsghost @dobes I have never fondled a koala. They seem like surly creatures.

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@oberonsghost It’s certainly welcome to 2022, eh? Ping @dobes.

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jonkudelka Poor people will have all their teeth! They might bite me! But the won’t have to because they will be able to affor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6t

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jonkudelka Our vibrant street culture of people sleeping in doorways will be stymied by them having actual houses to sleep in. No. I cannot bear it.

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jonkudelka Oh no. Some people may need to rethink their fifth investment property. Somebody call the police.

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jonkudelka Yes this sounds awful. No. Stop. pic.twitter.com/UOCK0Sp0Hn

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There’s a difference between being an activist and being a monomaniacal zealot who can’t accept any criticism. “Bei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eU

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Rubenerd Sounds great! Let’s make it happen. twitter.com/macsween_prue/…

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ThatEricAlper The wheels on the bus go ro…..oh…nevermind pic.twitter.com/npV2pX9eRn

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There’s a few people I’ve met who need to read and understand this but most of them have blocked me lol. twitter.com/AnarchyCoo/sta…

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“Apparently there’s an MP around here.” Quality research. twitter.com/Shayan86/statu…

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abcnews James Blunt jokes he will release new music if Spotify does not remove Joe Rogan podcast abc.net.au/news/2022-01-3…

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HappySinger “Closed” twitter.com/Pgh311/status/…

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@rusdaniels Here’s the data. twitter.com/search?q=hill%… Look for patterns. Look at times. Consider geography. Look for strange news items.

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@kcarruthers So, you mean vaginas in general? With minor random variations to make each NFT-smell unique?

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Does Gwyneth Paltrow’s NFT smell like her vagina, or just like shit like the rest of them?

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yurirando in case you didn’t see folding ideas’s youtube video / don’t have two hours of youtube in you, one of his contentio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hY

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JuddLegum UPDATE: Maus is now the #2 AND #3 bestselling book on Amazon pic.twitter.com/VCxiTjTGP3

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Brick_Suit Pro-tip. Don’t wear a hoodie over your “Canada First” hat. pic.twitter.com/cH2SWLkQz6

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@expectproblems @NewtonMark I hit Google with “us navy biplane adelaide” and Bang! First hit.

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@NewtonMark That looks like a nice beastie to fly. Fun?

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@ScottFitzG Apart from understanding science and being well-dressed, yes.

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@johnb78 @NickyWill100 Mind you there are entire news outlets running that algorithm.

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Sun plan, updated: I’m dumping the walk to the village. The errands involved the butcher and the bottle shop. But t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w3

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@NickyWill100 Which kind now? I am clearly missing something here.

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@ScottFitzG Wikipedia is hedging its bets: “Joseph James Rogan is an American podcaster, Ultimate Fighting Champion..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2x

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@Margarita890 @SallySeafarer @HamishMack Probably whole slabs if it, yes. But I’m not THAT desperate. ;)

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@SallySeafarer @Margarita890 @HamishMack “All in the Family” wasn’t all that big in Australia, from memory, and the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wF

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AmyRemeikis Anyone know what ‘male inspired’ smells like? pic.twitter.com/FPfzEYDZaE

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cameronwilson I’m glad that people are accusing the 14 year old of being a Liberal plant because it takes the heat off me, a writ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sw

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@SallySeafarer @Margarita890 @HamishMack Not in the Australian catalog for Prime, unfortunately. I just checked.

(..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eE

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It being a Sunday, I have of course updated the Flickr album that documents this slow but fascinating journey. flickr.com/photos/stilghe…

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Waratah sequence 2021, day 152. Seed pods, fatter and browner. That’s all that’s happening now. In the coming week..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VE

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@Margarita890 @HamishMack I’m impressed that they got a whole two-minute bit out of it. That’s wonderful.

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@BiteTheDust @joelycett I think that speaks to the quality of analysis generally at Westminster. :)

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Margarita890 How people do sock shoe sock shoe and not sock sock shoe shoe

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@Patrickothewerf @joelycett Is it wrong that I now want to know the rules?

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quirksilver diversity win pic.twitter.com/X9h9UYuaNA

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MarkDiStef 1. Never tweet twitter.com/jordanbpeterso…

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@joelycett And here’s the Graun’s follow-up article. “Joe Lycett says Sue Gray report stunt motivated by anger over..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N3

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WholesomeMeme pic.twitter.com/kEV51RBXr1

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