Time for bed. I have to go down to Sydney tomorrow and pretend to be intelligent for money.
@rusdaniels @noates I’ll post something about all this tomorrow.
@rusdaniels Congratulations to @noates who has also figured it out.
littlemaddles Carrie always looks at Johnson with a mixture of pride and horror, like a giant son she’s supporting through the co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UE
@darrenpauli @dawnstarau If you own him you can always rent him out.
RobertIrwin ‘Emily The Curlew Anger Management Series’ - part 2. Sorry for her offensive language, I hope none of you speak cur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g2
dawnstarau Tennis involves a lot more pyramids now than I remember pic.twitter.com/IPJdAfleT4
@emelaarghh Aha! Well played. And I do like it.
SuperCroup Next up: any criticism of the Hapsburg dynasty is ableism actually. twitter.com/DanBoeckner/st…
fart are you man size or pub size drop a comment below and don’t forget to share like an subscribe pic.twitter.com/TRNxl9WmIc
@emelaarghh I heard it as estreum, but yes. She is magnificent.
@darrenpauli @ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard @NewtonMark She’s brilliant.
@ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard @NewtonMark This one. twitter.com/avalonpenrose/…
avalonpenrose a normal person demonstrates how to attract a mate: pic.twitter.com/IoyDzzjk9r
@ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard @NewtonMark I tagged you in on her previous video about cryptocurrency but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yD
Hey @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard @ashabeeeee @NewtonMark I’d missed this one but I hope you haven’t. twitter.com/avalonpenrose/…
@unixbigot Thanks. Maybe I should widen the types of things I mention.
This is one of my favourite bits. pic.twitter.com/5xq4ZphWtv
Should you wish to have Scott Morrison’s speech and Q&A in writing rather than having to listen, here you go.
Spee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zW
@eveyaus That last tweet was a bit scrambled, sorry, but I think my meaning comes across.
@1petermartin Counterpoint: I don’t have a car. Why would I pay any attention?
@eveyaus Plus there’s every chance it was legalled out. PVO’s unsourced stuff is entertaining but tensions between..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xl
@eveyaus Lol people read way too much into individual editorial decisions. I have not seen the report, but “They di..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zx
meadea Breaking: Peter van Onselen accused of humiliating and belittling colleague in federal court claim against Network..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lC
@derekbradley @baxters @OdinsToenail @sylmobile Well, we’ll see.
michaelkoziol Jane received her booster at a photo shoot with the PM. The other residents of her aged care home had to wait..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Si
ChuckTingle the new york times may have purchased wordle but they have not purchased wurdle pic.twitter.com/xnyp8NlMsI
@baxters @OdinsToenail @sylmobile The other day I saw someone express most eloquently that they want to see him cru..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W5
@sylmobile @baxters It’s still sitting at $1.35, though I swear I saw it at $1.30 at some point. I’m not checking e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OI
@baxters @sylmobile Next Tuesday, when they’re back in Canberra for parliament, which starts that day.
@Idealaw I would be a VERY long distance away.
@jpwarren For a tiger snake you need something reasonably big, yes.
@andrew_r_4 @JonoInAotearoa Yes, I remember today. ;) OK, not what you meant. They usually just spray more discreet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sm
@jpwarren They have all dispersed and there’s only two regulars left. But you’re right.
Mind you, Kay’s coastal carpet python is quite pretty and presents no danger. So perhaps we could have that and she..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y7
Anyway there is a tiger snake out there somewhere [points vaguely in the direction of the trees] and I don’t like it.
Earlier today I was told a new “danger noodle”* was seen here at Bunjaree but they weren’t going to tell me about i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sh
I would leave the snake there and place myself some large distance away. twitter.com/Idealaw/status…
PERSISTENT SNAKE. twitter.com/Idealaw/status…
TheNehad that’s not very trad-wife of them twitter.com/ConsPostingLs/…
Don’t you just hate it when gunfire unfolds? pic.twitter.com/n6w7pekdqm
@JustJimWillDo But did you decide “I’m going to work this out” and put in some effort, or did you just ponder your..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5L
@franksting Spite. Sheer spite.
@D_Keating @rusdaniels Nah you can do it. It’s easier than you might think.
I would like to congratulate @rusdaniels for figuring out what I mean by “Passing the Hill of Dead Pets” from the d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gj
“The Girl In Your DMs Who’s In A Pyramid Scheme” (0m57s) youtube.com/watch?v=GoG2n6…
_callumknight y’all, I lost my passport two years ago and have been using the same PDF scan as a substitute ever since.
this is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cz
stephendziedzic Very good pic.twitter.com/lDqPugBOeJ
@hara_damon And to you, Sir!
@JustJimWillDo May the Tiger brings us good fortune!
@dawnstarau The messages were quite remarkable. pic.twitter.com/xtinX1CYAX
@ApostrophePong Let’s hope there’s some improvements.
New Moon is right now at 1646 AEDT.
Well that’s that then. twitter.com/msmarto/status…
New Moon is in two hours, at 1646 AEDT.
TheOnion Defy the TikTok algorithm. Watch our videos from the privacy of our own website theonion.com, where only..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1k
@NewtonMark @MColvinMcKenzie And yet… twitter.com/abcnews/status…
Snerk. “Craig Kelly floats preference offer for Coalition MPs who break ranks in parliament” theguardian.com/australia-news…
ErrataRob Um. No.
It’s free for about 7 years (before it repeats). Just hit “Save as…” and save the webpage to your local..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QK
NewtonMark It’s not cute or funny. Facebook boomers only behave like this when they’re very distressed. twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…
An excellent proposal. twitter.com/Warlach/status…
@dobes That’s for when you’re wrestling a piglet.
RealNickHodge DO IT YOU COWARD HIGGS BOSONS twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…
“Cancel the universe.” twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…
@snurb_dot_info He just wanted someone else to be called a cunt for a change.
Andrew Probyn asked, after reminding Morrison of his polling figures: Why are you the right person to lead the gove..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hm
@BernardZuel @GrogsGamut It was.
@cjjosh Indeed. pic.twitter.com/wuqt2XBLzM
@_midofo_ And to you, Sir! Let’s all hope it’ll be better than the last one.
@JonoInAotearoa No don’t watch it.
joshgnosis Also from Friday’s social media hearing, the Attorney-General’s Department admits the Social Media (Anti-Trolling)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MG
THE OOOOOOOLMUNN HAS COME UP WITH AN IDEA.
(It is a really bad idea. Obviously.)
Sounds like he’s going to filibuster every question to prevent too many of them being asked. This may well work against him.
Does Morrison not realise that saying that he’d have called in the military earlier is also a simple admission that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ni
@dprk_ebooks @markhumphries That’s a cruel thing to say about my friend Mark Humphries.
OMFG that closing par! What the actual fuck.
@snurb_dot_info Fair point. She has seen all this far too many times before.
An audience shot just now showed a Michelle Grattan who’s seemingly lost the will to live.
I would like to meet Scott Morrison’s hand gesture choreographer.
James_Jeffrey Oh just pull out the barramundi and be done with it. pic.twitter.com/Kzxt9RUXfo
Oh dear. twitter.com/James_Jeffrey/…
HE MET AN APPRENTICE IN PENRITH.
“But we made all these announcements, remember?”
@GreenJ Priced according to quality.
Uhuh. This is going to be a bloodbath. twitter.com/cjjosh/status/…
Quarter of an hour in and the theme is still “I am not as bad as you think, let me tell you about…”.
New Moon is in four hours, at 1646 AEDT.
Yeah this won’t go down well, Mr Morrison. A half-arsed mea culpa, and now painting more targets on yourself.
Ready for the National Press Club.
jonrosenberg Star Trek is 80% Marcel the Bat stories
jonrosenberg There are only four basic stories, and all other stories are just iterations of these core themes:
- A young boy f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KP
@girlgerms Mr @JohnBirmingham is a lucky chap.
LIZARD. twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…
@jpwarren Isn’t everything?
WeirdSatellite Manifest #711 from Topaz 3 (TS/SCI)
1. Astromycological Prison of Introverts
2. Eldritch Black Hole of Tortoises pic.twitter.com/XHgTZ2ZcRK
ScottRhodie The default Liberal candidate for Warringah created an election pamphlet…
Please take a minute to view so many d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s5
70sscifi Banking in the year 2000, as depicted in 1970 pic.twitter.com/mgM0cRXaaV
Well this is becoming quite the thread. twitter.com/whatsdoinmedia…
@dobes @davidgerard @swearyanthony @rohan_p Someone needs to send me a large amount of alcohol right now.
@morebento @JustJimWillDo I was wondering who’d placed that bet.
As an aside, “Liberal Leader After Scott Morrison” currently has Dutton in the lead. sportsbet.com.au/betting/politi… pic.twitter.com/vhlEyYt5A2
Tue plan, supplemental: I’m going to watch Scott Morrison at the National Press Club at 1230 AEDT because there’s a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lF
GordyPls Hour ago the IPA posted an accusation on Facebook that the ABC censors centre right commentators like Bill Leak. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZB
@juhasaarinen @jpwarren He’ll do that anyway.
I should draw this to the attention of @jpwarren.
@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard @theharryshearer This doesn’t help.
@DrRhysPockett Snerk.
@irisherself I see he’s read Sue Gray’s report.
JoshButler it’s starting already - ahead of Scott Morrison making a speech at the Press Club in a few hours twitter.com/whatsdoinmedia…
You know, “reinventing the wheel” is generally considered to be a bad thing, but then this is the tech industry. pic.twitter.com/WnSbfcEoWq
@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @davidgerard @theharryshearer I assume you prefer to add your own.
Hey @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee @NewtonMark @davidgerard I think you might like this segment in @theharryshearer’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tw
@TheIronMonk3 And to you, Sir!
@JustJimWillDo I quite like it. Not the usual style I’d like. I’d go for more pastels and not the primary colours…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lD
@JustJimWillDo A quick search reveals that the artist, Prof Xingwu Xu, is Dean of the School of Humanities at Nanjing University.
@JustJimWillDo Aha! Sydney’s Museum of Chinese in Australia went the other way, and with a modern image. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
phlaimeaux In fairness, holy shit twitter.com/dubbertrevor/s…
This is not to say that all tests not on the list are dodgy and fake, nor that all online stores are full of fakes…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0R
LOL BRING ON THE DODGY FAKE “BUT THEY WERE REALLY CHEAP ONLINE” RAT KITS. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…
@damienmillar If only he had turned around so we could check his cleavage.
@StephanieCarvin I haven’t paid much attention to out lot and their personal hygiene, but they do have in common t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xb
@dobes Meanwhile, Mr @davpope is back from holidays and I am pleased. pic.twitter.com/u3lvHj1E52
Well, @dobes, I’s missed this last night and that’s probably a good thing because I was enjoying my dinner. twitter.com/roweafr/status…
cathywilcox1 Taking wickets.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/Jf5bDPpV5D
I’m just thinking, going to the bathroom for a number two must be a bit of a drama for this guy. This costume for m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qq
@JustJimWillDo Nice tiger.
New Moon is this afternoon at 1646 AEDT.
Oh yeah, what he said. twitter.com/JustJimWillDo/…
@NewtonMark I guess it’s a spectrum.
@Polyquats @JohnBirmingham Ooh! I have been told! And you’re quite correct, Janet. If not a Tupperware serving thin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ps
leonard_ritter “our dwarven engineers came up with a new armor design protecting against the typical injuries sustained by warrior..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…se
Well it’s a look I guess… twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/sta…
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, such as they are, but this week there’s LOTS of links to rec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nS
Tue plan: I might continue the lack of productivity from yesterday because I still feel rubbish in the brane and in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3w
randlight A lot of truth from @moir_alan pic.twitter.com/cdIIJrE4hY
Moisture is forecast for the Blue Mountains later today. pic.twitter.com/vwDOAxi0Mp
Tuesday. This is where it begins, where you get to make the same mistakes all over again. You are padlocked to your destiny. Tuesday.