Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

In Sydney NSW AU to 31 Aug

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February 1st, 2022

Time for bed. I have to go down to Sydney tomorrow and pretend to be intelligent for money.

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@rusdaniels @noates I’ll post something about all this tomorrow.

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@rusdaniels Congratulations to @noates who has also figured it out.

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littlemaddles Carrie always looks at Johnson with a mixture of pride and horror, like a giant son she’s supporting through the co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UE

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@darrenpauli @dawnstarau If you own him you can always rent him out.

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RobertIrwin ‘Emily The Curlew Anger Management Series’ - part 2. Sorry for her offensive language, I hope none of you speak cur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g2

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dawnstarau Tennis involves a lot more pyramids now than I remember pic.twitter.com/IPJdAfleT4

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SuperCroup Next up: any criticism of the Hapsburg dynasty is ableism actually. twitter.com/DanBoeckner/st…

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fart are you man size or pub size drop a comment below and don’t forget to share like an subscribe pic.twitter.com/TRNxl9WmIc

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@emelaarghh I heard it as estreum, but yes. She is magnificent.

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avalonpenrose a normal person demonstrates how to attract a mate: pic.twitter.com/IoyDzzjk9r

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@ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard @NewtonMark I tagged you in on her previous video about cryptocurrency but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yD

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Hey @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard @ashabeeeee @NewtonMark I’d missed this one but I hope you haven’t. twitter.com/avalonpenrose/…

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@unixbigot Thanks. Maybe I should widen the types of things I mention.

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Should you wish to have Scott Morrison’s speech and Q&A in writing rather than having to listen, here you go.

Spee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zW

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@eveyaus That last tweet was a bit scrambled, sorry, but I think my meaning comes across.

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@1petermartin Counterpoint: I don’t have a car. Why would I pay any attention?

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@eveyaus Plus there’s every chance it was legalled out. PVO’s unsourced stuff is entertaining but tensions between..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xl

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@eveyaus Lol people read way too much into individual editorial decisions. I have not seen the report, but “They di..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zx

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meadea Breaking: Peter van Onselen accused of humiliating and belittling colleague in federal court claim against Network..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lC

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michaelkoziol Jane received her booster at a photo shoot with the PM. The other residents of her aged care home had to wait..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Si

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ChuckTingle the new york times may have purchased wordle but they have not purchased wurdle pic.twitter.com/xnyp8NlMsI

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@baxters @OdinsToenail @sylmobile The other day I saw someone express most eloquently that they want to see him cru..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W5

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@sylmobile @baxters It’s still sitting at $1.35, though I swear I saw it at $1.30 at some point. I’m not checking e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OI

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@Doc_Bacon @jpwarren It’s OK, we don’t have that sort.

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@baxters @sylmobile Next Tuesday, when they’re back in Canberra for parliament, which starts that day.

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@Idealaw I would be a VERY long distance away.

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@jpwarren For a tiger snake you need something reasonably big, yes.

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@andrew_r_4 @JonoInAotearoa Yes, I remember today. ;) OK, not what you meant. They usually just spray more discreet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sm

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@jpwarren They have all dispersed and there’s only two regulars left. But you’re right.

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Mind you, Kay’s coastal carpet python is quite pretty and presents no danger. So perhaps we could have that and she..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y7

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Anyway there is a tiger snake out there somewhere [points vaguely in the direction of the trees] and I don’t like it.

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Earlier today I was told a new “danger noodle”* was seen here at Bunjaree but they weren’t going to tell me about i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sh

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I would leave the snake there and place myself some large distance away. twitter.com/Idealaw/status…

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TheNehad that’s not very trad-wife of them twitter.com/ConsPostingLs/…

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Don’t you just hate it when gunfire unfolds? pic.twitter.com/n6w7pekdqm

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@JustJimWillDo But did you decide “I’m going to work this out” and put in some effort, or did you just ponder your..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5L

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@D_Keating @rusdaniels Nah you can do it. It’s easier than you might think.

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I would like to congratulate @rusdaniels for figuring out what I mean by “Passing the Hill of Dead Pets” from the d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gj

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“The Girl In Your DMs Who’s In A Pyramid Scheme” (0m57s) youtube.com/watch?v=GoG2n6…

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_callumknight y’all, I lost my passport two years ago and have been using the same PDF scan as a substitute ever since.

this is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cz

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stephendziedzic Very good pic.twitter.com/lDqPugBOeJ

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@JustJimWillDo May the Tiger brings us good fortune!

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New Moon is right now at 1646 AEDT.

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New Moon is in two hours, at 1646 AEDT.

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TheOnion Defy the TikTok algorithm. Watch our videos from the privacy of our own website theonion.com, where only..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1k

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Snerk. “Craig Kelly floats preference offer for Coalition MPs who break ranks in parliament” theguardian.com/australia-news…

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tanaka_tatsuya 冬でも熱いレース
 
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ErrataRob Um. No.

It’s free for about 7 years (before it repeats). Just hit “Save as…” and save the webpage to your local..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QK

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NewtonMark It’s not cute or funny. Facebook boomers only behave like this when they’re very distressed. twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…

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@dobes That’s for when you’re wrestling a piglet.

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RealNickHodge DO IT YOU COWARD HIGGS BOSONS twitter.com/darrenpauli/st…

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@snurb_dot_info He just wanted someone else to be called a cunt for a change.

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Andrew Probyn asked, after reminding Morrison of his polling figures: Why are you the right person to lead the gove..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hm

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@_midofo_ And to you, Sir! Let’s all hope it’ll be better than the last one.

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joshgnosis Also from Friday’s social media hearing, the Attorney-General’s Department admits the Social Media (Anti-Trolling)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MG

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THE OOOOOOOLMUNN HAS COME UP WITH AN IDEA.

(It is a really bad idea. Obviously.)

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Sounds like he’s going to filibuster every question to prevent too many of them being asked. This may well work against him.

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Does Morrison not realise that saying that he’d have called in the military earlier is also a simple admission that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ni

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@dprk_ebooks @markhumphries That’s a cruel thing to say about my friend Mark Humphries.

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OMFG that closing par! What the actual fuck.

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@snurb_dot_info Fair point. She has seen all this far too many times before.

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An audience shot just now showed a Michelle Grattan who’s seemingly lost the will to live.

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I would like to meet Scott Morrison’s hand gesture choreographer.

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James_Jeffrey Oh just pull out the barramundi and be done with it. pic.twitter.com/Kzxt9RUXfo

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HE MET AN APPRENTICE IN PENRITH.

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“But we made all these announcements, remember?”

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@GreenJ Priced according to quality.

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Quarter of an hour in and the theme is still “I am not as bad as you think, let me tell you about…”.

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New Moon is in four hours, at 1646 AEDT.

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Yeah this won’t go down well, Mr Morrison. A half-arsed mea culpa, and now painting more targets on yourself.

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Ready for the National Press Club.

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jonrosenberg Star Trek is 80% Marcel the Bat stories

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jonrosenberg There are only four basic stories, and all other stories are just iterations of these core themes:

- A young boy f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KP

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WeirdSatellite Manifest #711 from Topaz 3 (TS/SCI)

1. Astromycological Prison of Introverts
2. Eldritch Black Hole of Tortoises pic.twitter.com/XHgTZ2ZcRK

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ScottRhodie The default Liberal candidate for Warringah created an election pamphlet…

Please take a minute to view so many d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s5

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70sscifi Banking in the year 2000, as depicted in 1970 pic.twitter.com/mgM0cRXaaV

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Well this is becoming quite the thread. twitter.com/whatsdoinmedia…

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@dobes @davidgerard @swearyanthony @rohan_p Someone needs to send me a large amount of alcohol right now.

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@morebento @JustJimWillDo I was wondering who’d placed that bet.

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As an aside, “Liberal Leader After Scott Morrison” currently has Dutton in the lead. sportsbet.com.au/betting/politi… pic.twitter.com/vhlEyYt5A2

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Tue plan, supplemental: I’m going to watch Scott Morrison at the National Press Club at 1230 AEDT because there’s a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lF

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GordyPls Hour ago the IPA posted an accusation on Facebook that the ABC censors centre right commentators like Bill Leak. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZB

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I should draw this to the attention of @jpwarren.

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@irisherself I see he’s read Sue Gray’s report.

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JoshButler it’s starting already - ahead of Scott Morrison making a speech at the Press Club in a few hours twitter.com/whatsdoinmedia…

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You know, “reinventing the wheel” is generally considered to be a bad thing, but then this is the tech industry. pic.twitter.com/WnSbfcEoWq

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@JustJimWillDo I quite like it. Not the usual style I’d like. I’d go for more pastels and not the primary colours…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lD

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@JustJimWillDo A quick search reveals that the artist, Prof Xingwu Xu, is Dean of the School of Humanities at Nanjing University.

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@JustJimWillDo Aha! Sydney’s Museum of Chinese in Australia went the other way, and with a modern image. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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phlaimeaux In fairness, holy shit twitter.com/dubbertrevor/s…

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This is not to say that all tests not on the list are dodgy and fake, nor that all online stores are full of fakes…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0R

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LOL BRING ON THE DODGY FAKE “BUT THEY WERE REALLY CHEAP ONLINE” RAT KITS. twitter.com/kcarruthers/st…

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@damienmillar If only he had turned around so we could check his cleavage.

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@StephanieCarvin I haven’t paid much attention to out lot and their personal hygiene, but they do have in common t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xb

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@dobes Meanwhile, Mr @davpope is back from holidays and I am pleased. pic.twitter.com/u3lvHj1E52

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Well, @dobes, I’s missed this last night and that’s probably a good thing because I was enjoying my dinner. twitter.com/roweafr/status…

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cathywilcox1 Taking wickets.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/Jf5bDPpV5D

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I’m just thinking, going to the bathroom for a number two must be a bit of a drama for this guy. This costume for m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qq

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New Moon is this afternoon at 1646 AEDT.

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@Polyquats @JohnBirmingham Ooh! I have been told! And you’re quite correct, Janet. If not a Tupperware serving thin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ps

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leonard_ritter “our dwarven engineers came up with a new armor design protecting against the typical injuries sustained by warrior..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…se

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, such as they are, but this week there’s LOTS of links to rec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nS

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Tue plan: I might continue the lack of productivity from yesterday because I still feel rubbish in the brane and in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3w

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randlight A lot of truth from @moir_alan pic.twitter.com/cdIIJrE4hY

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Moisture is forecast for the Blue Mountains later today. pic.twitter.com/vwDOAxi0Mp

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Tuesday. This is where it begins, where you get to make the same mistakes all over again. You are padlocked to your destiny. Tuesday.

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